| Title | First Line | # Lines | # Reads |
| 1: Man-like is it to fall into sin, Fiend-like is it to dwell therein, Christ-like is it for sin to grieve, God-like is it all sin to leave. - Friedrich von Logan. | Now," said the clergyman | 2 | 328074 |
| 2: A Bad Case | Rather absent-minded, isn't he? | 4 | 330238 |
| 3: A Bad Night | The boy who had "made good" | 3 | 329910 |
| 4: A Chance Lost | Who was the originator of the | 2 | 330004 |
| 5: A Chance Lost | He: "I never knew until to-day | 2 | 329837 |
| 6: A Circle | A circle is a line | 1 | 331374 |
| 7: A Close Call | Pat was a simple country yokel | 3 | 329638 |
| 8: A Close Call | Breathless Visitor: Doctor, | 2 | 329716 |
| 9: A Close Call | They were talking over the days | 1 | 329533 |
| 10: A Consoling Thought | Belated Traveller (surprised by a bull | 1 | 330152 |
| 11: A Dreadful Possibility | Elsie: "When is my birthday, Mother?" | 3 | 329217 |
| 12: A Friend In Need | What true friendship consists in depends on | 3 | 331316 |
| 13: A Friend In Need | What true friendship consists in depends | 3 | 329770 |
| 14: A Future Financier | Ma," exclaimed young Teddie, | 3 | 329869 |
| 15: A Good Actor | Neighbour: "I hear that you | 2 | 329855 |
| 16: A Good Match | Proprietor: "What made that customer | 2 | 329832 |
| 17: A Good Plan | She: "The Burrowes are having their | 2 | 329652 |
| 18: A Great Athlete | Micky Bryan and Patsy Kelly had been schoolmates together, | 7 | 329624 |
| 19: A Great Light | The skipper was examining | 7 | 329850 |
| 20: A Humbling Sight | An old Scotchwoman, who had resisted | 6 | 330224 |
| 21: A Humbling Sight | Dollie: Yes, Miss Fethers | 2 | 329514 |
| 22: A Level-Headed Car | Irate Motorist: "Say, | 2 | 329539 |
| 23: A Linguist | She is one of the most remarkable | 3 | 329692 |
| 24: A Lovers' Quarrel | George: "Why don't Jack and Laura | 2 | 329657 |
| 25: A Magic Healer | During an exciting game of football a player | 4 | 331235 |
| 26: A Magic Healer | During an exciting game of football | 4 | 329819 |
| 27: A Monastery | A Monastery is | 1 | 330666 |
| 28: A Natural Picture | A man and his eldest son went to have their photographs | 2 | 331017 |
| 29: A Natural Picture | A man and his eldest son went | 2 | 329683 |
| 30: A Noble Aim | She: "Have you heard anything | 2 | 329410 |
| 31: A Qualified Statement | Well! we've missed that confounded train. | 2 | 330032 |
| 32: A Qualified Statement | The Count: "I weesh to marry your daughtaire, | 3 | 329126 |
| 33: A Qualified Statement | I suppose your landlord asks | 2 | 329565 |
| 34: A Qualified Statement | Mother (to little girl | 2 | 329403 |
| 35: A Qualified Statement | It's funny that you should be so tall. | 2 | 329578 |
| 36: A Qualified Statement | Urchin (contemptuously): | 2 | 329661 |
| 37: A Question Of Locality | Bobby," said the lady in the tramcar, | 2 | 329896 |
| 38: A Solution | The Mistress: "Oh, Jane, | 2 | 329458 |
| 39: A Soothing Effect | Do you miss your husband | 2 | 329413 |
| 40: A Subtle Distinction | I say--come and dance. | 2 | 329995 |
| 41: A Subtle Distinction | Specialist (to patient suffering from insomnia): | 2 | 329445 |
| 42: A Subtle Distinction | Neighbor (bearer of message, to billiard enthusiast): | 1 | 329593 |
| 43: A Subtle Distinction | Joan (whose mother has just bought her a pair of woolen gloves): | 1 | 329568 |
| 44: A Subtle Distinction | Lady (to applicant for situation as cook): | 2 | 329796 |
| 45: A Subtle Distinction | Father: "Look here, Billy, | 2 | 329670 |
| 46: A Subtle Distinction | Artist (condescendingly): | 2 | 329469 |
| 47: A Touch Of Dutch Courage | A new priest at his first mass was so nervous | 20 | 332460 |
| 48: A Wonder! | That fellow Jones is a hard-headed cuss, | 3 | 329550 |
| 49: A Young Philosopher | Mamma! | 3 | 330157 |
| 50: Ability | Pa," said little Joe, | 3 | 329965 |
| 51: Abolition | He was a New Yorker visiting in a South Carolina | 5 | 329846 |
| 52: Absent-minded | We will take as our text this morning, | 1 | 327892 |
| 53: Absent-Mindedness | WIFE - "I consider, John, | 2 | 327825 |
| 54: Absentmindedness 1 | The man of the house finally took | 3 | 332060 |
| 55: Absentmindedness 2 | The absentminded inventor perfected | 2 | 328355 |
| 56: Absentmindedness 3 | The professor, who was famous for the wool-gathering of his wits | 4 | 327970 |
| 57: Absentmindedness 4 | The clergyman, absorbed in thinking out a sermon | 4 | 328070 |
| 58: Absentmindedness 5 | The most absent-minded of clergymen was a Methodist minister | 1 | 328493 |
| 59: Accidents | The late Dr. Henry Thayer, | 2 | 327786 |
| 60: Accidents | Help! Help!" cried an Italian laborer | 7 | 327581 |
| 61: Accidents | There once was a lady from Guam, | 5 | 327495 |
| 62: Accidents | BRICKLAYER (to mate, who had just had a hodful | 1 | 327799 |
| 63: Accidents | A preacher had ordered a load of hay | 6 | 327895 |
| 64: Accidents | There was an old Miss from Antrim, | 5 | 328070 |
| 65: Accidents | There was a young lady named Hannah, | 12 | 327546 |
| 66: Acquaintance | The Scotchman who ran a livery was asked by a tourist | 2 | 328668 |
| 67: Acting | Hopkinson Smith tells a characteristic story | 2 | 327770 |
| 68: Acting | In a North of England town recently a company | 2 | 327678 |
| 69: Acting | Suit the action to the word, | 1 | 327575 |
| 70: Acting | To wake the soul by tender strokes of art, | 5 | 327834 |
| 71: Actors | The tragedian had just signed a contract | 2 | 328075 |
| 72: Actors And Actresses | An "Uncle Tom's Cabin" company was starting | 3 | 327768 |
| 73: Actors And Actresses | When William H. Crane was younger | 6 | 327921 |
| 74: Actors And Actresses | LEADING MAN IN TRAVELING COMPANY - "We play Hamlet | 6 | 327938 |
| 75: Actors And Actresses | HE - "But what reason have you | 3 | 328083 |
| 76: Actors And Actresses | The hero of the play, after putting up | 6 | 327633 |
| 77: Actors And Actresses | Mrs. Minnie Maddern Fiske, the actress, | 4 | 327999 |
| 78: Actors And Actresses | Orlando Day, a fourth-rate actor in London, | 12 | 328001 |
| 79: Actors And Actresses | Twinkle, twinkle, lovely star! | 4 | 327704 |
| 80: Adam And Eve | The little girl reported at home what | 2 | 330934 |
| 81: Adaptation | I know a nature-faker, | 2 | 328110 |
| 82: Addresses | In a large store a child, | 1 | 327485 |
| 83: Addresses | An Englishman went into his local library | 2 | 328394 |
| 84: Advertising | The editor of the local paper was unable to secure | 8 | 327952 |
| 85: Advertising | Not long ago a patron of a café in Chicago | 5 | 328185 |
| 86: Advertising | Advertising costs me a lot of money. | 3 | 327863 |
| 87: Advertising | When Mark Twain, in his early days, | 2 | 328009 |
| 88: Advertising | Good Heavens, man! | 2 | 328120 |
| 89: Advertising | Paderewski arrived in a small western town | 7 | 327794 |
| 90: Advertising | Shortly after Raymond Hitchcock made his first | 11 | 327708 |
| 91: Advertising | Advertisements are of great use to the vulgar. | 1 | 327644 |
| 92: Advice | Her exalted rank did not give Queen Victoria | 2 | 327983 |
| 93: Advice | Many receive advice, | 1 | 328203 |
| 94: Aeronautics | A flea and a fly in a flue, | 5 | 327834 |
| 95: Aeronautics | The impression that men will never | 1 | 328097 |
| 96: Aeroplanes | Mother, may I go aeroplane? | 4 | 328004 |
| 97: Aeroplanes | Harry N. Atwood, the noted aviator, | 3 | 328206 |
| 98: Aeroplanes | A genius who once did aspire | 5 | 327689 |
| 99: Affection | There are as many aspects of grief as there are persons to mourn. | 2 | 328054 |
| 100: After Dinner Speeches | A Frenchman once remarked: | 2 | 327850 |
| 101: After Dinner Speeches | Every rose has its thorn | 4 | 328057 |
| 102: After Dinner Speeches | Joseph Chamberlain was the guest of honor | 1 | 328136 |
| 103: After Dinner Speeches | Friend," said one immigrant to another, | 3 | 327581 |
| 104: After Dinner Speeches | When Daniel got into the lions' den | 1 | 328121 |
| 105: After Dinner Speeches | Joseph H. Choate and Chauncey Depew were invited to a dinner. | 2 | 330529 |
| 106: After Dinner Speeches | Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story: | 6 | 328281 |
| 107: After Dinner Speeches | Mark Twain and Chauncey M. Depew once went abroad | 3 | 327835 |
| 108: Age | The woman confessed to her crony: | 2 | 328010 |
| 109: Age | The good die young. | 1 | 327608 |
| 110: Age | How old are you, Tommy?" asked a caller. | 2 | 327509 |
| 111: Age | How effusively sweet that Mrs. Blondey is to you, | 4 | 327832 |
| 112: Age | As every southerner knows, | 5 | 327707 |
| 113: Age | When "Bob" Burdette was addressing the graduating class | 1 | 327600 |
| 114: Age | THE PARSON (about to improve the golden hour) | 2 | 327963 |
| 115: Age | A well-meaning Washington florist | 4 | 327800 |
| 116: Age | A small boy who had recently passed his fifth birthday | 2 | 327898 |
| 117: Age | The late John Bigelow, the patriarch of diplomats and authors, | 4 | 327467 |
| 118: Age | A wise man never puts away | 1 | 328185 |
| 119: Age | To the old, long life and treasure; | 2 | 327370 |
| 120: Age | Youth is a blunder; | 1 | 327824 |
| 121: Age | We do not count a man's years, | 1 | 327857 |
| 122: Age | To be seventy years young | 1 | 327783 |
| 123: Agents | John, whatever induced you to buy | 2 | 328103 |
| 124: Agriculture | A farmer, according to this definition, | 1 | 327665 |
| 125: Agriculture | In certain parts of the west, | 5 | 328007 |
| 126: Agriculture | They used to have a farming rule | 6 | 327588 |
| 127: Agriculture | Blessed be agriculture! | 1 | 328247 |
| 128: Agriculture | When tillage begins, | 1 | 330736 |
| 129: Alarm Clocks | MIKE (in bed, to alarm-clock as it goes off) | 1 | 328065 |
| 130: Alertness | Alert?" repeated a congressman, | 1 | 327757 |
| 131: Alibi | The mother called in vain for her young son. | 4 | 327995 |
| 132: Alibi | A party of Manila army women were returning in an auto | 4 | 328035 |
| 133: Alimony | What is alimony, ma? | | 327967 |
| 134: Alimony | The proof of the wedding | 1 | 327758 |
| 135: All Brains | A gentleman who was walking through | 4 | 327693 |
| 136: All In One Breath | Wife: "I'm afraid you'll think me | 1 | 327604 |
| 137: Allowances | Why don't you give your wife an allowance? | 2 | 327626 |
| 138: Altruism | WILLIE - "Pa!" | 5 | 327780 |
| 139: Altruism | There was once a remarkably kind boy | 9 | 327623 |
| 140: Ambition | Oliver Herford sat next to a soulful poetess | 4 | 327986 |
| 141: Ambition | Hubby," said the observant wife, | 4 | 327693 |
| 142: Ambition | The chief end of a man in New York | 1 | 328020 |
| 143: Ambition | When you are aspiring to the highest place, | 1 | 327589 |
| 144: Ambition | The man who seeks one thing in life, and but one, | 5 | 327606 |
| 145: American Girl | Here's to the dearest | 12 | 327631 |
| 146: Americans | Eugene Field was at a dinner in London | 8 | 327997 |
| 147: Americansz | You can always tell the English, | 4 | 327896 |
| 148: Amnesty | The nurse at the front regarded the wounded soldier with a puzzled frown. | 3 | 328011 |
| 149: Amusements | A newspaper thus defined amusements: | 2 | 327761 |
| 150: Amusements | I wish that my room had a floor; | 5 | 327711 |
| 151: Amusements | I am a great friend to public amusements; | 1 | 328105 |
| 152: An Actor | Pa, what's an actor? | 2 | 328096 |
| 153: An Alias | Miss Hen: "I demand an explanation! | 2 | 327552 |
| 154: An Alias | Lady (to prospective daily housemaid): | 2 | 328048 |
| 155: An Argument | This theory about fish being brain food | 3 | 327822 |
| 156: An Error In Judgment | Mother: "What! Have you been | 2 | 327227 |
| 157: An Extensive Love | She: "They say that he fairly | 2 | 327567 |
| 158: Anatomy | The little boy, sent to the butcher shop, | 2 | 328128 |
| 159: Anatomy | TOMMY - "My gran'pa wuz in th' civil war, | 3 | 327508 |
| 160: Anatomy | They thought more of the Legion of Honor | 10 | 327380 |
| 161: Anatomy | Anatomy is the human body, | 1 | 328414 |
| 162: Ancestry | A western buyer is inordinately proud of the fact | 5 | 327909 |
| 163: Ancestry | In a speech in the Senate on Hawaiian affairs, | 4 | 327449 |
| 164: Ancestry | Signor Marconi, in an interview in Washington, | 5 | 327749 |
| 165: Ancestry | Gerald," said the young wife, | 3 | 327960 |
| 166: Ancestry | My ancestors came over in the 'Mayflower. | 2 | 327657 |
| 167: Ancestry | When in England, Governor Foss, | 1 | 327594 |
| 168: Ancestry | People will not look forward to posterity, | 1 | 328107 |
| 169: Ancestry | From yon blue heavens above us bent, | 3 | 327677 |
| 170: And They Say Women are Stubborn and Expensive | Oil Change Instructions | 57 | 346273 |
| 171: Anger | Charlie and Nancy had quarreled. | 4 | 327959 |
| 172: Anger | When a husband loses his temper | 1 | 327680 |
| 173: Anger | It is easy enough to restrain | 1 | 330894 |
| 174: Anniversaries | MRS. JONES - "Does your husband remember your wedding anniversary?" | 2 | 327664 |
| 175: Answered | She: "And what would | 2 | 327844 |
| 176: Antidotes | Suppose," asked the professor in chemistry, | 2 | 327604 |
| 177: Apologizing | Oh! Are you really a mind-reader? | 3 | 328008 |
| 178: Appearance | Little Willie came home in a sad state. | 4 | 328639 |
| 179: Appearance | The cross-eyed man at the ball bowed with courtly grace, and said: | 4 | 327957 |
| 180: Appearance | What sort of an appearing man is he? | 2 | 327780 |
| 181: Appearances | How fat and well your little boy looks. | 2 | 327981 |
| 182: Appetite | The young man applied to the manager of the entertainment museum | 18 | 328531 |
| 183: Appetite | Daniel Webster was the guest at dinner of a solicitous hostess | 2 | 328404 |
| 184: Appetite | It was shortly after Thanksgiving Day that someone asked the little boy | 2 | 328032 |
| 185: Applause | A certain theatrical troupe, | 7 | 328960 |
| 186: Applause | Applause is the spur of noble minds, | 1 | 328039 |
| 187: Applause | O Popular Applause! what heart of man | 1 | 328568 |
| 188: Applicant | Prospective Employer: I suppose you have | 2 | 327567 |
| 189: Appreciation | The distinguished actor had a large photograph of Wordsworth | 6 | 327863 |
| 190: Arbitration International | A war was going on, and one day, | 5 | 327761 |
| 191: Argument | Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, | 3 | 328016 |
| 192: Arithmetic | He seems to be very clever. | 2 | 327748 |
| 193: Arithmetic | SONNY - "Aw, pop, I don't wanter study arithmetic." | 2 | 327656 |
| 194: Arithmetic | TEACHER - "Now, Johnny, suppose I should borrow | 2 | 328305 |
| 195: Arithmetic | See how I can count, mama, | 1 | 327955 |
| 196: Arithmetic | Two old salts who had spent most of their lives | 6 | 327441 |
| 197: Armies | A new volunteer at a national guard | 15 | 327967 |
| 198: Armies | The battle was going against him. | 3 | 327770 |
| 199: Armies | An army officer decided to see for himself | 4 | 327727 |
| 200: Armies | A war is a fearful thing," said Mr. Dolan. | 2 | 327727 |
| 201: Army Rations | The colonel of a volunteer regiment camping | 5 | 327897 |
| 202: Army Rations | On the occasion of the annual encampment | 4 | 328083 |
| 203: Arranged To Fit | Elsie: "Mummy! if I wuz a fairy | 3 | 327964 |
| 204: Art | An American tourist and his wife, | 2 | 328222 |
| 205: Art | The Yankee tourist described glowingly the statue of a beautiful woman | 2 | 327846 |
| 206: Art | Tell me, does your husband snore? | 4 | 328342 |
| 207: Art | The packer from Chicago admired a picture by Rosa Bonheur. | 5 | 329121 |
| 208: Art | There was an old sculptor named Phidias, | 5 | 327606 |
| 209: Art | The friend had dropped in to see D'Auber, | 3 | 327908 |
| 210: Art | A young artist once persuaded Whistler to come | 3 | 327723 |
| 211: Art | The amateur artist was painting sunset, | 4 | 327981 |
| 212: Art | Art is indeed not the bread | 1 | 327939 |
| 213: Art | Now nature is not at variance with art, | 1 | 327896 |
| 214: Art And Nature | Husband: "What was that you were playing, | 5 | 327481 |
| 215: Artists | ARTIST - "I'd like to devote my last picture to a charitable purpose." | 2 | 327808 |
| 216: Artists | Wealth has its penalties. | 2 | 328129 |
| 217: Artists | CRITIC - "By George, old chap, | 3 | 329546 |
| 218: Artists | He that seeks popularity in art | 1 | 327899 |
| 219: Athletes | The caller's eye had caught the photograph | 7 | 327751 |
| 220: Athletics | The sister spoke admiringly to the collegian who | 4 | 328121 |
| 221: Attention | The supervisor of a school was trying to prove | 6 | 327539 |
| 222: Attorney and the Doctor | Doctor, before you preformed the autopsy, | 16 | 330597 |
| 223: Authors | A woman lion-hunter entertained a dinner party | 2 | 328294 |
| 224: Authors | The following is a recipe for an author: | 5 | 328029 |
| 225: Authors | Oscar Wilde, upon hearing one of Whistler's | 1 | 327599 |
| 226: Authors | THE AUTHOR - "Would you advise me | 2 | 327511 |
| 227: Authors | AMBITIOUS AUTHOR - "Hurray! Five dollars for my latest story, | 3 | 327695 |
| 228: Authors | A lady who had arranged an authors' reading | 2 | 327646 |
| 229: Authors | An ambitious young man called upon a publisher | 3 | 327970 |
| 230: Authors | So you have had a long siege of nervous prostration? | 2 | 327616 |
| 231: Authors | Mark Twain at a dinner at the Authors' Club said: | 1 | 328053 |
| 232: Authors | An American friend of Edmond Rostand says | 7 | 327750 |
| 233: Authors | George W. Cable, the southern writer, | 3 | 327969 |
| 234: Authors | Brief History of a Successful Author: | 1 | 328032 |
| 235: Authors | It took me nearly ten years to learn that I couldn't write stories. | 3 | 327863 |
| 236: Authors | I dream my stories, | 2 | 328062 |
| 237: Authors | The five-year-old son of James Oppenheim, | 1 | 327767 |
| 238: Authors | William Dean Howells is the kindliest | 3 | 327639 |
| 239: Authors | James Oliver Curwood, a novelist, | 2 | 327890 |
| 240: Authors | Tried to skin me, that scribbler did! | 3 | 327635 |
| 241: Authors | At a London dinner recently the conversation turned | 3 | 327653 |
| 242: Authors | There is probably no hell for authors | 1 | 327875 |
| 243: Authors | A thought upon my forehead, | 8 | 327867 |
| 244: Authors | That writer does the most, | 1 | 328151 |
| 245: Authors | Habits of close attention, thinking heads, | 4 | 327720 |
| 246: Authors | The author who speaks about his | 1 | 327953 |
| 247: Automobiles | TEACHER - "If a man saves $2 a week, | 2 | 328116 |
| 248: Automobiles | How fast is your car, Jimpson? | 2 | 327870 |
| 249: Automobiles | What is the name of your automobile? | 4 | 327723 |
| 250: Automobiles | What little boy can tell me the difference | 4 | 327754 |
| 251: Automobiles | Do you have much trouble with your automobile? | 2 | 327740 |
| 252: Automobiles | A little "Brush" chugged painfully up to the gate of a race track. | 5 | 327970 |
| 253: Automobiles | Autos rush in where..... | 1 | 327694 |
| 254: Automobiling | Sorry, gentlemen," said the new constable, | 3 | 327752 |
| 255: Automobiling | Two street pedlers in Bradford, | 1 | 327616 |
| 256: Automobiling | It was very romantic, | 3 | 327529 |
| 257: Automobiling | What you want to do is to have that mudhole | 2 | 327588 |
| 258: Automobiling | The old lady from the country and her small son | 3 | 327582 |
| 259: Automobiling | What makes you carry that horrible shriek | 1 | 327734 |
| 260: Automobiling | In certain sections of West Virginia | 4 | 327704 |
| 261: Aviation | The aviator's wife was taking her first trip | 4 | 327839 |
| 262: Aviation | AVIATOR (to young assistant, | 2 | 327722 |
| 263: Aviation | When Claude Grahame-White the famous aviator, | 5 | 327541 |
| 264: Aviators | Little drops in water | 4 | 328172 |
| 265: Aviators | Are you an experienced aviator? | 2 | 328027 |
| 266: Babies | The visiting Englishman, with an eyeglass screwed to his eye, | 3 | 328247 |
| 267: Babies | The teacher had explained to the class that the Indian women | 4 | 328078 |
| 268: Baccalaureate Sermons | PROUD FATHER - "Rick, my boy, | 3 | 327944 |
| 269: Bacteria | There once were some learned M.D.'s, | 5 | 328624 |
| 270: Bacteria | Two doctors met in the hall of the hospital. | 5 | 327847 |
| 271: Bad Both Ways | Dobb: "What's that piece of cord | 2 | 327958 |
| 272: Badges | Mrs. Philpots came panting downstairs | 10 | 328026 |
| 273: Baggage | An Aberdonian went to spend a few days | 1 | 328002 |
| 274: Baggage | Johnnie Poe, one of the famous Princeton football family, | 5 | 327956 |
| 275: Bait | A gentleman strolling alongside a canal observed | 4 | 328475 |
| 276: Baldness | A patient complained to the doctor that his hair was coming out. | 3 | 328363 |
| 277: Baldness | One mother who still considers Marcel waves | 3 | 327833 |
| 278: Baldness | Were any of your boyish ambitions | 2 | 328295 |
| 279: Baldness | Congressman Longworth is not gifted with much hair, | 5 | 328377 |
| 280: Baldness | O, Mother, why are the men | 2 | 328066 |
| 281: Baldness | The costumer came forward to attend | 5 | 327853 |
| 282: Baldness | United States Senator Ollie James, | 5 | 328059 |
| 283: Baldness | A near-sighted old lady at a dinner-party, | 1 | 328185 |
| 284: Banks And Banking | During a financial panic, | 3 | 327966 |
| 285: Banks And Banking | She advanced to the paying teller's window and, | 4 | 328633 |
| 286: Banks And Banking | FRIEND - "So you're going to make it hot | | 328046 |
| 287: Baptism | On the way to the baptism, the baby somehow loosened | 9 | 328765 |
| 288: Baptism | The aged negro clergyman announced solemnly from the pulpit: | 2 | 328413 |
| 289: Baptism | A revival was being held at a small colored | 6 | 328354 |
| 290: Baptists | The old colored man left the Methodist Church | 2 | 328238 |
| 291: Baptists | An old colored man first joined the Episcopal Church, | 2 | 328095 |
| 292: Baptists | A Methodist negro exhorter shouted: | 1 | 327885 |
| 293: Bargains | MANAGER (five-and-ten-cent store) | 2 | 327977 |
| 294: Bargains | Hades," said the lady.... | 1 | 328431 |
| 295: Bargains | Newell Dwight Hillis, the now famous New York preacher | 2 | 327944 |
| 296: Bargains | My wife and myself are trying to get up | 3 | 327975 |
| 297: Baseball | The teacher directed the class to write a brief | 2 | 328460 |
| 298: Baseball | A run in time saves the nine. | 2 | 328224 |
| 299: Baseball | Plague take that girl! | 3 | 328310 |
| 300: Baseball | When Miss Cheney, one of the popular teachers | 3 | 327841 |
| 301: Baths And Bathing | The only unoccupied room in the hotel | 3 | 327820 |
| 302: Baths And Bathing | RURAL CONSTABLE-"Now then, | 2 | 328022 |
| 303: Baths And Bathing | A woman and her brother lived alone | 2 | 327939 |
| 304: Baths And Bathing | In one of the lesser Indian hill | 8 | 328045 |
| 305: Battle | Teacher: "In which of his battles | 2 | 328736 |
| 306: Bazars | Once upon a time a deacon who did not favor church bazars | 3 | 327815 |
| 307: Beards | There was an old man with a beard, | 5 | 327911 |
| 308: Bears | The old trapper was chased by a grizzly. | 2 | 328413 |
| 309: Bears | The guide introduced a tourist in the Rocky Mountains | 4 | 328349 |
| 310: Beauty | If eyes were made for seeing, | 2 | 328097 |
| 311: Beauty | A thing of beauty is a joy forever; | 5 | 328078 |
| 312: Beauty, Personal | In good looks I am not a star. | 5 | 327795 |
| 313: Beauty, Personal | Shine yer boots, sir? | 5 | 328627 |
| 314: Beauty, Personal | A farmer returning home late at night, | 6 | 328185 |
| 315: Beauty, Personal | The senator and the major were walking up the avenue. | 3 | 327812 |
| 316: Beauty, Personal | Pat, thinking to enliven the party, | 3 | 327705 |
| 317: Beauty, Personal | ARTHUR - "They say dear, | 2 | 327528 |
| 318: Beauty, Personal | In the negro car of a railway train | 3 | 327479 |
| 319: Beauty, Personal | Little dabs of powder, | 4 | 327802 |
| 320: Beauty, Personal | He kissed her on the cheek, | 4 | 327731 |
| 321: Beauty, Personal | MOTHER (to inquisitive child) | 2 | 327240 |
| 322: Beauty, Personal | One day, while walking with a friend | 1 | 327474 |
| 323: Beauty, Personal | What a homely woman! | 3 | 327927 |
| 324: Beauty, Personal | Beauty is worse than wine; | 1 | 327818 |
| 325: Beds | A western politician tells the following story | 4 | 327601 |
| 326: Beer | The father of a school boy in New York City | 3 | 328010 |
| 327: Beer | The new soda clerk was a mystery, | 2 | 327657 |
| 328: Beer | A man to whom illness was chronic, | 5 | 327971 |
| 329: Bees | TEACHER - "Tommy, do you know | 2 | 327941 |
| 330: Beetles | Now doth the frisky June Bug | 12 | 327819 |
| 331: Beggars | The cultured maid servant announced to her mistress, | 4 | 327908 |
| 332: Begging | THE "ANGEL" (about to give a beggar a dime) | 2 | 328162 |
| 333: Begging | MAN - "Is there any reason why I | 2 | 327505 |
| 334: Begging | MILLIONAIRE (to ragged beggar) | 2 | 327423 |
| 335: Begging | Once, while Bishop Talbot, | 6 | 327361 |
| 336: Begging | To get thine ends, | 2 | 327275 |
| 337: Begging | Well, whiles I am a beggar I will rail | 4 | 327769 |
| 338: Beginners | A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab. | 4 | 327856 |
| 339: Betrothal | The cook, Nora, had announced her engagement | 6 | 327996 |
| 340: Betrothal | The delinquent laggard swain had been telling | 5 | 327902 |
| 341: Better Unsaid | Cholly Lyttlebrayne: "Yes, the doctors | 2 | 327764 |
| 342: Betting | The officers' mess was discussing rifle shooting. | 12 | 327394 |
| 343: Betting | Two old cronies went into a drug store | 4 | 327454 |
| 344: Bible Interpretation | Miss Jane, did Moses have the same after-dinner | 3 | 327592 |
| 345: Bible Interpretation | Mr. Preacher," said a white man to a colored minister | 2 | 330346 |
| 346: Bible Verse | Ethel," said the bishop, | 4 | 327808 |
| 347: Bicycle | A young lady who was inspecting bicycles | 5 | 327872 |
| 348: Bigamy | What is the penalty for bigamy? | 2 | 327767 |
| 349: Bigamy | The man was weak and naturally unlucky, | 2 | 327605 |
| 350: Bigamy | There once was an old man of Lyme. | 5 | 327438 |
| 351: Bigamy | Bigamy is when | 1 | 328334 |
| 352: Bills | The proverb, "Where there's a will there's a way..... | 1 | 327653 |
| 353: Bills | YOUNG DOCTOR - "Why do you always ask your patients | 2 | 327870 |
| 354: Bills | Farmer Gray kept summer boarders. | 5 | 327919 |
| 355: Bills | PATIENT (angrily) | 2 | 327835 |
| 356: Bills | At the bedside of a patient who was a noted humorist, | 3 | 327803 |
| 357: Bills | Thank Heaven, those bills are got rid of, | 3 | 327901 |
| 358: Birth | The little girl in the zoölogical park tossed bits | 4 | 327513 |
| 359: Birthdays | When a man has a birthday he takes a day off, | 1 | 328158 |
| 360: Black Superstition | Architect: "Have you any suggestions | 2 | 327246 |
| 361: Blessing | The philosopher, on being interrupted | 1 | 327410 |
| 362: Blind | A shopkeeper with no conscience put by his door | 2 | 328123 |
| 363: Blind Prostitute | Woman laid on road on motorway | 1 | 334391 |
| 364: Blindness | The sympathetic and inquisitive old lady at the seashore | 3 | 327679 |
| 365: Blockhead | The recruit complained to the sergeant | 2 | 327734 |
| 366: Blonde Joke | A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. | 9 | 331463 |
| 367: Blonde Joke | How do you drown a blonde? | 2 | 328614 |
| 368: Blood Relations | Actor: "Are these poor relations | 2 | 327686 |
| 369: Blue Blood | Mrs. Profiteer: "Is this a pedigree dog?" | 2 | 327811 |
| 370: Blue Blood | Small Bridesmaid (loudly, in middle of ceremony): | 1 | 327486 |
| 371: Blue Blood | Small Girl: "To-day's my mummy's | 2 | 327647 |
| 372: Blue Blood | Wot's a minimum wage, Albert? | 2 | 327436 |
| 373: Blue Blood | Office Boy (anxious to go to football match): | 3 | 327559 |
| 374: Blue Blood | Minister's Wife: "My husband was asking | 2 | 327974 |
| 375: Blue Blood | Two mistakes here, | 2 | 327199 |
| 376: Blue Blood | Mistress: "Oh, cook, | 2 | 327450 |
| 377: Blue Blood | Gushing Lady: "Yes, she's married | 2 | 327749 |
| 378: Blue Blood | Mother: "Augustus, you naughty boy, | 2 | 327029 |
| 379: Blue Blood | New Butler: "At what time, | 4 | 327474 |
| 380: Blue Blood | Fond Mamma: "I sometimes think, | 2 | 327624 |
| 381: Blue Blood | Playful Hostess: "Couldn't you manage | 4 | 327644 |
| 382: Blue Blood | Vicar's Wife: "What are you children | 4 | 327606 |
| 383: Bluffing | Francis Wilson, the comedian, | 7 | 327703 |
| 384: Blunders | An early morning customer in an optician's shop | 5 | 327833 |
| 385: Blunders | The ship doctor of an English liner notified | 3 | 327357 |
| 386: Blunders | Telephone girls sometimes glory in their mistakes | 6 | 327804 |
| 387: Blunders | A good Samaritan, passing an apartment house | 21 | 327718 |
| 388: Blunders | There was a young man from the city, | 5 | 327535 |
| 389: Boasting | Maybe the man who boasts that he doesn't owe | 3 | 327436 |
| 390: Boasting | WILLIE - "All the stores closed on the day my uncle died." | 2 | 327645 |
| 391: Boasting | Two men were boasting about their rich kin. Said one: | 7 | 328541 |
| 392: Bolshie | I 'ear your 'usband | 2 | 327625 |
| 393: Bonanzas | A certain Congressman had disastrous experience | 3 | 329685 |
| 394: Bone Of Contention | The crowd in the car was packed suffocatingly close. | 6 | 327882 |
| 395: Bone Of Contention | During the Civil War, an old negro was deeply | 8 | 327698 |
| 396: Bookkeeping | Tommy, fourteen years old, arrived home for the holidays, | 1 | 327566 |
| 397: Books And Reading | LADY PRESIDENT - "What book has helped you most?" | 2 | 327710 |
| 398: Books And Reading | You may send me up the complete | 1 | 327922 |
| 399: Books And Reading | There are three classes of bookbuyers: | 1 | 327276 |
| 400: Books And Reading | The owner of a large library solemnly warned | 1 | 327380 |
| 401: Books And Reading | In science, read, by preference, | 1 | 327317 |
| 402: Books And Reading | Learning hath gained most by those | 1 | 327693 |
| 403: Books And Reading | Books should to one of these four ends conduce, | 2 | 327648 |
| 404: Books And Reading | A darky meeting another coming from the library | 3 | 327472 |
| 405: Books And Reading | I don't know what to give Lizzie | 3 | 328025 |
| 406: Booksellers And Bookselling | A bookseller reports these mistakes | 6 | 329077 |
| 407: Booksellers And Bookselling | When a customer in a Boston department store | 1 | 327196 |
| 408: Booksellers And Bookselling | It was a few days before Christmas | 4 | 327280 |
| 409: Bookworms | A book-worm," said papa, | 1 | 329437 |
| 410: Bores | What kind of a looking man is that chap | 2 | 327474 |
| 411: Bores | A man who was a well known | 1 | 327998 |
| 412: Borrowers | A well-known but broken-down Detroit newspaper man, | 6 | 327531 |
| 413: Borrowers | One winter morning Henry Clay, | 3 | 327376 |
| 414: Bosses | The insurance agent climbed the steps and rang the bell. | 12 | 327318 |
| 415: Boston | A tourist from the east, | 1 | 327997 |
| 416: Boston | A little Boston girl with exquisitely long golden | 3 | 327721 |
| 417: Boston | NAN - "That young man from Boston | 2 | 328327 |
| 418: Boston | A Bostonian died, and when he arrived | 4 | 329173 |
| 419: Boston | There was a young lady from Boston, | 5 | 327418 |
| 420: Bottled Courage | Is this stuff guaranteed | 2 | 327198 |
| 421: Boxing | John L. Sullivan was asked why he had never taken to giving boxing lessons. | 2 | 327946 |
| 422: Boys | A certain island in the West Indies is liable | 3 | 329126 |
| 423: Boys | Aunt Eliza came up the walk and said | | 327671 |
| 424: Boys | An iron hoop bounded through the area railings | 8 | 327282 |
| 425: Breakfast | The Southern Colonel at Saratoga Springs, | 7 | 328434 |
| 426: Breakfast Foods | Pharaoh had just dreamed of the seven | 2 | 327763 |
| 427: Breath | One day a teacher was having a first-grade class | 2 | 327432 |
| 428: Breath | Said the bibulous gentleman who had been reading | 2 | 327732 |
| 429: Brevity | The best illustration of the value | 1 | 328282 |
| 430: Brevity | An after-dinner speaker was called | 1 | 327712 |
| 431: Brevity | | | 326917 |
| 432: Brevity | A negro servant, on being ordered to | 3 | 327764 |
| 433: Brevity | Dr. Abernethy, the famous Scotch surgeon, | 12 | 327337 |
| 434: Bribery | A thriving baseball club is one of the features of a boy's | 5 | 328757 |
| 435: Bribery | A judge, disgusted with a jury that | 5 | 327523 |
| 436: Brides | My dear," said the young husband | 2 | 327491 |
| 437: Brides | Do you think only of me? | 2 | 327967 |
| 438: Bridge Whist | How about the sermon? | 3 | 327332 |
| 439: Brooklyn | At the Brooklyn Bridge. | 2 | 327696 |
| 440: Brutality | Two ladies in a car disputed concerning the window, | 5 | 328241 |
| 441: Bryan, William Jennings | Some time after the presidential election of 1908, | 1 | 327176 |
| 442: Buildings | Pat had gone back home to Ireland | 3 | 327844 |
| 443: Burglars | A burglar was one night engaged in | 4 | 329491 |
| 444: Burglary | A young couple that had received many valuable wedding | 4 | 328604 |
| 445: Bushisms | Can the English language survive after US | 13 | 330476 |
| 446: Business | A Boston lawyer, who brought his wit from his native Dublin, | 6 | 329228 |
| 447: Business | At the Boston Immigration Station | 4 | 327577 |
| 448: Business Enterprise | It happened in Topeka. | 1 | 327929 |
| 449: Business Enterprise | In a section of Washington where | 4 | 327343 |
| 450: Business Enterprise | A boy looking for something to do saw the sign | 3 | 329070 |
| 451: Business Enterprise | A Chinaman found his wife lying dead | 3 | 329157 |
| 452: Business Enterprise | A rather simple-looking lad halted before | 5 | 327783 |
| 453: Business Enterprise | Do you know where Johnny Locke lives, | 4 | 327724 |
| 454: Business Enterprise | From each according to his ability, | 1 | 327369 |
| 455: Business Enterprise | In a New York street a wagon loaded | 5 | 327247 |
| 456: Business Ethics | Johnny," said his teacher, | 4 | 327831 |
| 457: Business Women | Wanted - A housekeeping man | 1 | 327927 |
| 458: But He's On His Way | Uncle Tom arrived at the station | 6 | 328340 |
| 459: Butler | Doctor (at door, to butler): | 2 | 327659 |
| 460: Calmness | In Bret Harte's Mary McGillup, | 3 | 328863 |
| 461: Camping | Camp life is just | 1 | 328324 |
| 462: Candidate | A candidate for Congress from a | 1 | 329406 |
| 463: Candidates | When I first decided to allow the people | 4 | 327757 |
| 464: Candidates | A good story is told on the later Senator Vance. | 17 | 328156 |
| 465: Candidates | A political office in a small town was vacant. | 4 | 327974 |
| 466: Candidates | The little daughter of a Democratic candidate | 1 | 328062 |
| 467: Candidates | I am willing," said the candidate, | 2 | 328034 |
| 468: Candidates | Now, Mr. Blank, | 3 | 328150 |
| 469: Candor | Jeanette was wearing a new frock when her dearest friend called. | 4 | 328825 |
| 470: Canning And Preserving | A canner, exceedingly canny, | 5 | 329492 |
| 471: Capitalists | Of the late Bishop Charles G. Grafton a | 1 | 328396 |
| 472: Cards | A Tennessee farmer went to town and bought a gallon jug | 2 | 328743 |
| 473: Carefulness | Michael Dugan, a journeyman plumber, | 3 | 328049 |
| 474: Carefulness | The newly-elected president | 2 | 330601 |
| 475: Carelessness | The housemaid, tidying the stairs the morning after a reception, | 2 | 331443 |
| 476: Carpenters | While building a house, | 9 | 327819 |
| 477: Carving | To Our National Birds | | 327929 |
| 478: Caste | In some parts of the South the darkies | 3 | 328075 |
| 479: Caterpillars | The small boy sat at the foot of a telegraph pole, | 5 | 328409 |
| 480: Cats | Clarence, aged eight, was a member of the Band of Mercy, | 4 | 328643 |
| 481: Cats | The teacher put a question to the class: | 12 | 328526 |
| 482: Cats | The little girl returned from church deeply musing on the sermon, | 2 | 328405 |
| 483: Cats | There was a young lady whose dream | 5 | 327621 |
| 484: Cats | There once were two cats in Kilkenny, | 4 | 327653 |
| 485: Caught Lying | The tender young mother detected her baby boy | 6 | 333785 |
| 486: Cause And Effect | Archbishop Whately was one day asked | 1 | 330437 |
| 487: Cause And Effect | A man who has an office downtown called | 4 | 328302 |
| 488: Cause And Effect | BANKS - "I had a new experience yesterday, | 5 | 329153 |
| 489: Cause And Effect | Among a party of Bostonians who spent some time | 7 | 328518 |
| 490: Cause And Effect | Jack Barrymore, son of Maurice Barrymore, | 4 | 328181 |
| 491: Cause And Effect | What a lot of suffering these ambulance | 2 | 327870 |
| 492: Cause And Effect | He's a nice little horse | 2 | 327914 |
| 493: Cause And Effect | The way those people flaunt | 2 | 327745 |
| 494: Caustic | A good story is told of a pawky old Scot, | 4 | 329048 |
| 495: Caution | Marshall Field, 3rd, | 4 | 327886 |
| 496: Champagne | MR. HILTON - "Have you opened that bottle of champagne, | 2 | 328043 |
| 497: Champagne | Sir Andrew Clark was Mr. Gladstone's physician, | 4 | 327919 |
| 498: Champagne | Wishing to give his Scotch steward | 1 | 327941 |
| 499: Changing Places | They say that she was his stenographer | 4 | 327855 |
| 500: Changing The Subject | She: "Well! Let us change the subject. | 3 | 327981 |
| 501: Changing The Subject | I say, Taxi, I've only got enough change | 1 | 327609 |
| 502: Character | The Rev. Charles H. Spurgeon was fond of a joke | 4 | 327664 |
| 503: Character | They were trying an Irishman, | 5 | 327997 |
| 504: Character | We must have a weak spot or two in a character | 1 | 328152 |
| 505: Charity | Oh, mamma," questioned the child, "who's that?" | 3 | 328290 |
| 506: Charity | Charity," said Rev. B., | 1 | 328294 |
| 507: Charity | Dr. C.H. Parkhurst, the eloquent New York clergyman, | 3 | 327964 |
| 508: Charity | THE LADY - "Well, I'll give you a dime; | 2 | 327702 |
| 509: Charity | Porter Emerson came into the office yesterday. | 3 | 328207 |
| 510: Charity | I made a mistake," said Plodding Pete. | 3 | 327668 |
| 511: Charity | It requires a vast deal of courage and charity | 4 | 327255 |
| 512: Charity | Good morning, ma'am, | 2 | 327823 |
| 513: Charity | Charity is a virtue | 1 | 327754 |
| 514: Charity | You find people ready | 1 | 327831 |
| 515: Chauffeur | An attorney of Los Angeles | 3 | 327609 |
| 516: Chicago | A western bookseller wrote to a house | 3 | 327516 |
| 517: Chicken Little | One day the first grade teacher was reading | 5 | 331038 |
| 518: Chicken Stealing | Senator Money of Mississippi asked an old | 2 | 328223 |
| 519: Chicken Stealing | Ida Black had retired from the most select | 3 | 327738 |
| 520: Chicken Stealing | Does de white folks in youah | 2 | 327821 |
| 521: Chicken Stealing | Henry E. Dixey met a friend one afternoon on Broadway. | 5 | 327431 |
| 522: Chicken Stealing | A southerner, hearing a great commotion | 6 | 327484 |
| 523: Chicken Stealing | A colored parson, calling upon one of his flock, | 3 | 327664 |
| 524: Chicken-Stealing | The Southern planter heard a commotion in his poultry | 4 | 327535 |
| 525: Child Labor | What's up old man; you look as happy as a lark! | 2 | 327463 |
| 526: Child's Sermon | Is was that time, during the Sunday morning service, | 3 | 330991 |
| 527: Children | Two weary parents once advertised: | 2 | 327109 |
| 528: Children | A couple advertised: | 2 | 327551 |
| 529: Children | A boy twelve years old with an air of melancholy resignation, | 4 | 329258 |
| 530: Children | MRS. POST - "But why adopt a baby when you | 2 | 327385 |
| 531: Children | The neighbors of a certain woman in a New England | 5 | 327534 |
| 532: Children | Childhood has no forebodings; | 1 | 327679 |
| 533: Children | Better to be driven out | 1 | 328091 |
| 534: Choices | William Phillips, our secretary of embassy at London, | 3 | 327672 |
| 535: Choices | A well-known furniture dealer of a Virginia | 3 | 327524 |
| 536: Choices | A man hurried into a quick-lunch restaurant | 3 | 327716 |
| 537: Christian Scientists | While waiting for the speaker at a public meeting | 3 | 327474 |
| 538: Christianity | A shipwrecked traveler was washed up on a small island. | 3 | 328572 |
| 539: Christians | At a dinner, when the gentlemen | 3 | 327952 |
| 540: Christians | A traveler who believed himself to be sole | 2 | 327871 |
| 541: Christmas | A political boss wished to show his appreciation | 3 | 328019 |
| 542: Christmas | Santa Claus inserted an upright piano, | 1 | 328186 |
| 543: Christmas Gifts | | 3 | 327025 |
| 544: Christmas Gifts | | 4 | 327024 |
| 545: Christmas Gifts | Little six-year-old Harry was asked by his Sunday-school teacher: | 3 | 328281 |
| 546: Christmas Gifts | For little children everywhere | 4 | 327689 |
| 547: Christmas Gifts | I will, if you will, | 10 | 331054 |
| 548: Chronology | TOURIST - "They have just dug up the corner-stone | 2 | 327543 |
| 549: Church | The young members of the family had been taught | 3 | 327639 |
| 550: Church | The old negro attended a service in the Episcopal Church | 2 | 327572 |
| 551: Church Attendance | Tremendous crowd up at our church last night. | 3 | 327411 |
| 552: Church Attendance | I understand," said a young woman to another, | 2 | 327453 |
| 553: Church Attendance | Are you a pillar of the church? | 2 | 327600 |
| 554: Church Discipline | Pius the Ninth was not without a certain | 1 | 327820 |
| 555: Circus | A well-known theatrical manager repeats | 5 | 327867 |
| 556: Circus | Willie to the circus went, | 4 | 327299 |
| 557: Circus | A child of strict parents, | 2 | 329361 |
| 558: Circus | Johnny, who had been to the circus, | 4 | 327828 |
| 559: Circus | A boy and his mother were taking | 2 | 329123 |
| 560: Civilization | An officer of the Indian Office at Washington | 5 | 327588 |
| 561: Civilization | My dear, listen to this, | 1 | 327303 |
| 562: Civilization | The path of civilization | 1 | 327577 |
| 563: Claiming Acquaintance | Chimmie: "Dat's McCorker de heavy-weight | 2 | 327623 |
| 564: Classified | Mrs. Bargain: "Oh, Ethel! | 2 | 327367 |
| 565: Cleanliness | The little boy was clad in an immaculate white suit | 2 | 331114 |
| 566: Cleanliness | The mother catechised her young son | 7 | 327241 |
| 567: Cleanliness | Among the tenements that lay within | 4 | 327898 |
| 568: Cleanliness | A woman in one of the factory towns | 4 | 327556 |
| 569: Cleanliness | How old are you?" once asked Whistler | 1 | 327395 |
| 570: Cleanliness | If dirt was trumps, | 1 | 327315 |
| 571: Cleanliness | The Housewife: My goodness! | 2 | 327138 |
| 572: Clergy | Now, children," said the visiting minister | 4 | 327774 |
| 573: Clergy | All work and no | 1 | 327924 |
| 574: Clergy | Bishop Doane of Albany was at one time rector | 6 | 327815 |
| 575: Clergy | The four-year-old daughter of a clergyman | 7 | 327298 |
| 576: Clergy | PROFESSOR - "Now, Mr. Jones, | 2 | 327463 |
| 577: Clergy | Archbishop Ryan was once accosted | 3 | 327753 |
| 578: Clergy | A Duluth pastor makes it a point to welcome | 3 | 327598 |
| 579: Clergy | A minister of a fashionable church | 13 | 327784 |
| 580: Clergy | Bishop Goodsell, of the Methodist Episcopal church, | 2 | 327864 |
| 581: Clergy | It is a standing rule of a company | 1 | 327603 |
| 582: Clergy | Booker Washington, as all the world knows, | 4 | 327455 |
| 583: Clergy | On one occasion the minister delivered a sermon | 4 | 327720 |
| 584: Clergy | A pompous Bishop of Oxford was once stopped | 10 | 327843 |
| 585: Clergy | Skilful alike with tongue and pen, | 6 | 327212 |
| 586: Climate | In a certain town the local forecaster | 4 | 327213 |
| 587: Clothing | One morning as Mark Twain returned from a neighborhood morning call, | 3 | 327379 |
| 588: Clothing | A man whose trousers bagged badly | 2 | 327469 |
| 589: Clothing | The evening wore on, | 3 | 327467 |
| 590: Clothing | See that measuring worm crawling up my skirt! | 2 | 327860 |
| 591: Clothing | Dwellers in huts and in marble halls | 8 | 327323 |
| 592: Clothing | Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy, | 3 | 327852 |
| 593: Clubs | Belle and Ben had just announced their engagement. | 3 | 327777 |
| 594: Clubs | The guest landing at the yacht club float with his host, | 3 | 327267 |
| 595: Clubs | One afternoon thirty ladies met at the home | 2 | 327364 |
| 596: Coal Dealers | In a Kansas town where two brothers | 3 | 327243 |
| 597: Coeducation | The speaker was waxing eloquent, | 2 | 327301 |
| 598: Coffee | Among the coffee-drinkers a high place | 1 | 327323 |
| 599: Coins | He had just returned from Paris and said to his old aunt in the country: | 2 | 327840 |
| 600: Collecting Of Accounts | An enterprising firm advertised: | 1 | 327672 |
| 601: Collecting Of Accounts | Sir," said the haughty American | 2 | 327353 |
| 602: Collecting Of Accounts | A retail dealer in buggies doing business | 3 | 327865 |
| 603: Collecting Of Accounts | The saddest words of tongue or pen | 4 | 327382 |
| 604: Collectors And Collecting | Sir Walter Raleigh had called | 3 | 327802 |
| 605: College Graduates | Can't I take your order for one of our encyclopedias! | 2 | 327723 |
| 606: College Students | Say, dad, remember that story you told me | 3 | 327902 |
| 607: College Students | WANTED: Burly beauty-proof individual | 1 | 327756 |
| 608: College Students | FRESHMAN - "I have a sliver in my finger. | 2 | 327391 |
| 609: College Students | STUDE - "Do you smoke, professor?" | 5 | 327612 |
| 610: College Students | Three boys from Yale, | 1 | 327431 |
| 611: College Students | A college professor was one day nearing | 3 | 327628 |
| 612: College Students | When Rutherford B. Hayes was a student | 5 | 327324 |
| 613: College Students | A western college boy amused himself | 2 | 327686 |
| 614: College Students | The president of an eastern university | 1 | 327224 |
| 615: College Students | STUDE. - "Is it possible to confide a secret to you?" | 4 | 327422 |
| 616: College Students | Why did you come to college, anyway? | 2 | 327428 |
| 617: College Students | A young Irishman at college in want of twenty-five dollars | 12 | 327734 |
| 618: College Students | The professor was delivering the final lecture | 4 | 327160 |
| 619: College Students | It was Commencement Day at a well-known woman's college, | 3 | 327278 |
| 620: College Students | The world's great men have not | 1 | 327010 |
| 621: Colleges And Universities | The college is a coy maid | 4 | 327409 |
| 622: Colleges And Universities | What is a 'faculty'? | 2 | 327747 |
| 623: Colleges And Universities | Yale University is to have | | 327889 |
| 624: Colleges And Universities | FIRST TRUSTEE - "But this ancient institution | 2 | 327563 |
| 625: Colleges And Universities | The president of the university had dark circles | 4 | 327357 |
| 626: Collision | There had been a collision near Euston Station | 3 | 327082 |
| 627: Common Sense | A mysterious building had been erected | 6 | 327966 |
| 628: Community | The young man at the summer resort, | 5 | 327258 |
| 629: Commuters | BRIGGS - "Is it true that you have broken | 2 | 327800 |
| 630: Commuters | I see you carrying home a new kind of breakfast food, | 2 | 327226 |
| 631: Commuters | After the sermon on Sunday morning | 2 | 327287 |
| 632: Commuters | A suburban train was slowly working its | 3 | 327526 |
| 633: Commuters | A nervous commuter on his dark, | 5 | 328018 |
| 634: Comparisons | A milliner endeavored to sell to a colored woman one | 2 | 327442 |
| 635: Comparisons | A well-known author tells of an English | 2 | 328045 |
| 636: Comparisons | Darling," whispered the ardent suitor, | 3 | 327727 |
| 637: Comparisons | Girls make me tired, | 2 | 327697 |
| 638: Comparisons | A friend once wrote Mark Twain a letter | 2 | 327890 |
| 639: Comparisons | The Rev. Dr. William Emerson, | 1 | 327390 |
| 640: Comparisons | Is it possible your pragmatical | 1 | 327337 |
| 641: Compensation | Isaac and Moses dined in a restaurant | 2 | 327541 |
| 642: Compensation | Speakin' of de law of compensation, | 1 | 327107 |
| 643: Competition | A new baby arrived at a house. | 3 | 327927 |
| 644: Competition | A farmer during a long-continued drought | 2 | 327756 |
| 645: Compliments | Would you like a lock of my hair? | 4 | 327789 |
| 646: Compliments | The young man, dancing with the girl to whom | 2 | 327484 |
| 647: Compliments | In former times, when royalties were more important, | 4 | 327481 |
| 648: Compliments | Supper was in progress, and the father was telling | 6 | 327298 |
| 649: Composers | Recipe for the musical comedy composer: | 5 | 327858 |
| 650: Compromises | Boss - "There's $10 gone from my cash drawer, | 2 | 327839 |
| 651: Concealment | The widow was deep in suds over the family wash, | 2 | 327336 |
| 652: Conceit | I suppose I must admit that I do have my faults, | 2 | 327483 |
| 653: Conditional | Eloping Bride: "Oh, Jack! | 2 | 327876 |
| 654: Confession Time | An Alabama Preacher said to his congregation: | 9 | 330863 |
| 655: Confessions | You say Garston made a complete confession? | 2 | 327767 |
| 656: Confessions | Little Ethel had been brought up with | 4 | 327463 |
| 657: Confessions | Confession is good for the soul. | 2 | 328260 |
| 658: Congress | Congress is a national inquisitorial | 1 | 327824 |
| 659: Congress | Judging from the stuff printed in the newspapers, | 6 | 327704 |
| 660: Congressmen | It was at a banquet in Washington given | 4 | 327364 |
| 661: Congressmen | Representative X, from North Carolina, | 2 | 327597 |
| 662: Congressmen | Champ Clark loves to tell of how in the heat | 4 | 328052 |
| 663: Congressmen | A Georgia Congressman had put up at an American-plan | 4 | 327743 |
| 664: Conscience | The child had been greatly impressed by her first experience | 3 | 327304 |
| 665: Conscience | The moral of this story may be that it is better | 7 | 328243 |
| 666: Conscience | A quiet conscience makes one so serene! | 3 | 327598 |
| 667: Conscience | Oh, Conscience! Conscience! man's most faithful friend, | 4 | 327873 |
| 668: Consequences | A teacher asked her class in spelling | 2 | 327495 |
| 669: Consequences | Consequences are unpitying. | 1 | 332042 |
| 670: Conservative | He was a stout man, and his feet | 5 | 327806 |
| 671: Consideration | The goose had been carved at the Christmas | 3 | 327182 |
| 672: Consideration | A clergyman, who was summoned in haste | 3 | 327545 |
| 673: Constancy | His companion bent over the dying man, | 2 | 327438 |
| 674: Constancy | A soldier belonging to a brigade in command | 7 | 327783 |
| 675: Contribution Box | The parson looks it o'er and frets. | 4 | 327244 |
| 676: Contribution Box | There were introductions all around. | 2 | 327237 |
| 677: Contribution Box | The collections had fallen off badly | 3 | 327505 |
| 678: Contribution Box | A newly appointed Scotch minister | 2 | 327751 |
| 679: Contribution Box | POLICE COMMISSIONER - "If you were ordered to disperse a mob, | 3 | 327679 |
| 680: Contribution Box | I advertized that the poor were made | 1 | 327741 |
| 681: Conundrums | Mose, what is the difference between a bucket | 3 | 327193 |
| 682: Conversation | My dog understands every word I say. | 4 | 327324 |
| 683: Conversation | THE TALL AND AGGRESSIVE ONE | 2 | 327286 |
| 684: Conversation | HUS (during a quarrel) | 2 | 327283 |
| 685: Conversation | Irving Bacheller, it appears, was on a tramping | 8 | 327570 |
| 686: Conversation | Conversation is the laboratory | 1 | 327786 |
| 687: Conversation | A single conversation across the table | 1 | 327386 |
| 688: Conversion | A zealous church member in a Kentucky village | 4 | 327576 |
| 689: Cookery | The housewife gave the tramp a large piece of pie | 2 | 327215 |
| 690: Cookery | John, John," whispered an alarmed wife, | 2 | 327431 |
| 691: Cookery | This is certainly a modern cook-book in every way. | 3 | 327277 |
| 692: Cookery | There was recently presented to a newly-married young woman | 4 | 327178 |
| 693: Cookery | Heaven sends us good meat, | 1 | 327115 |
| 694: Cooking | Mrs. Newlywed: "Oh, Jack, | 1 | 327513 |
| 695: Corked | Doctor: "You are a great deal | 2 | 327569 |
| 696: Cornets | Spurgeon was once asked if the man who | 2 | 327396 |
| 697: Corns | Great aches | 1 | 327776 |
| 698: Corpulence | The wife of a prominent Judge was making arrangements | 4 | 327118 |
| 699: Corpulence | An employee of a rolling mill | 2 | 327412 |
| 700: Corpulence | A very stout old lady, bustling through the park | 5 | 327438 |
| 701: Corpulence | A jolly steamboat captain with more | 2 | 327456 |
| 702: Corpulence | A very large lady entered a street car | 1 | 327420 |
| 703: Corpulence | To our Fat Friends: | 1 | 327159 |
| 704: Cosmopolitanism | Secretary of State Lazansky refused to incorporate | 4 | 327713 |
| 705: Cost Of Living | Did you punish our son for throwing | 2 | 327740 |
| 706: Cost Of Living | Live within your income, | 1 | 327388 |
| 707: Cost Of Living | You say your jewels were stolen | 2 | 327722 |
| 708: Cost Of Living | A grouchy butcher, | 3 | 327640 |
| 709: Cost Of Living | TOM - "My pa is very religious. | 4 | 327427 |
| 710: Couldn't Resist It | Look here," began the youth, | 6 | 327048 |
| 711: Country Life | BILTER (at servants' agency) | 2 | 327743 |
| 712: Country Life | VISITOR - "You have a fine road leading from the station." | 2 | 327831 |
| 713: Courage | AUNT ETHEL - "Well, Beatrice, | 4 | 327560 |
| 714: Courage | He was the small son of a bishop, | 3 | 327733 |
| 715: Courage | Courage, the highest gift, that scorns to bend | 10 | 327659 |
| 716: Courtesy | The witness was obviously a rustic and quite new | 4 | 327543 |
| 717: Courtesy | The mayor of a French town had, | 1 | 327110 |
| 718: Courtesy | Mrs. Taft, at a diplomatic dinner, | 4 | 327315 |
| 719: Courtesy | Justice Moody was once riding on the platform | 6 | 327737 |
| 720: Courts | One day when old Thaddeus Stevens was practicing | 3 | 327042 |
| 721: Courts | It's all right to fine me, | 4 | 327340 |
| 722: Courts | A stranger came into an Augusta bank | 11 | 327516 |
| 723: Courtship | Do you think a woman believes you | 2 | 327663 |
| 724: Courtship | Augustus Fitzgibbons Moran | 5 | 327457 |
| 725: Courtship | SPOONLEIGH - "Does your sister always look under the bed?" | 2 | 327116 |
| 726: Courtship | There was a young man from the West, | 5 | 327557 |
| 727: Courtship | I hope your father does not object | 2 | 327764 |
| 728: Courtship | There was an old monk of Siberia, | 5 | 327334 |
| 729: Courtship | It was scarcely half-past nine | 5 | 327297 |
| 730: Courtship | What were you and Mr. Smith talking about | 3 | 327373 |
| 731: Courtship | During a discussion of the fitness | 2 | 327470 |
| 732: Courtship | A young woman who was about to wed | 7 | 327594 |
| 733: Courtship | Uncle Nehemiah, the proprietor of a ramshackle | 3 | 327857 |
| 734: Courtship | Jack and I have parted forever. | 3 | 328012 |
| 735: Courtship | Here's to solitaire with a partner, | 2 | 327706 |
| 736: Cowardice | The old farmer and his wife visited the menagerie. | 5 | 327196 |
| 737: Cowards | Mrs. Hicks was telling some ladies | 4 | 327179 |
| 738: Cowards | MRS. PECK - "Henry, what would you | 3 | 327338 |
| 739: Cowards | Johnny hasn't been to school long, | 10 | 327641 |
| 740: Cowards | A negro came running down the lane | 3 | 327424 |
| 741: Cows | Little Willie, being a city boy, | 8 | 327358 |
| 742: Cows | There was an old man who said, "How | 5 | 327030 |
| 743: Criticism | FIRST MUSIC CRITIC - "I wasted a whole | 3 | 327614 |
| 744: Criticism | As soon | 6 | 327451 |
| 745: Criticism | It is much easier to be critical | 1 | 327346 |
| 746: Cruelty | Why do you beat your little son? | 2 | 327263 |
| 747: Cucumbers | Consider the ways of the little green cucumber, | 1 | 328003 |
| 748: Curfew | A former resident of Marshall, Mo., | 5 | 327886 |
| 749: Curiosity | The colored man, passing through the market, | 3 | 327274 |
| 750: Curiosity | The Christmas church services were proceeding | 4 | 327352 |
| 751: Curiosity | A one-armed man entered a restaurant | 2 | 327632 |
| 752: Cynic | Professor (endeavoring to impress | 2 | 327049 |
| 753: Dachshunds | A little boy was entertaining the minister | 4 | 328270 |
| 754: Damages | The child came to his mother in tears. | 4 | 327609 |
| 755: Damages | A Chicago lawyer tells of a visit he received | 4 | 329082 |
| 756: Damages | A Chicago man who was a passenger | 5 | 329199 |
| 757: Damages | Up in Minnesota Mr. Olsen had a cow | 3 | 327969 |
| 758: Dancing | He was a remarkably stout gentleman, | 2 | 328085 |
| 759: Dancing | George Bernard Shaw was recently entertained | 3 | 327864 |
| 760: Dancing | On a journey through the South not long ago, | 3 | 328233 |
| 761: Dancing | If they had danced the tango and the trot | 4 | 328088 |
| 762: Danger | One foot in the grave, | 1 | 327949 |
| 763: Dead Certainty | On Tuesday, a colored maid asked her mistress | 3 | 327875 |
| 764: Dead Men's Shoes | hen a certain officer of the governor's staff died, | 3 | 327950 |
| 765: Deafness | In the smoking-room of a theatre, between the acts, | 11 | 328231 |
| 766: Deafness | An excellent old gentleman grew hard of hearing, | 4 | 327826 |
| 767: Debts | A train traveling through the West | 9 | 327888 |
| 768: Debts | WILLIS - "He calls himself a dynamo." | 2 | 327990 |
| 769: Debts | Anticipated rents, and bills unpaid, | 4 | 327933 |
| 770: Debts | I hold every man a | 1 | 327957 |
| 771: Declined With Thanks | Farmer Brown was an old-fashioned farmer. | 4 | 327796 |
| 772: Dedication | The visitor to the poet's wife expressed her surprise | 2 | 327762 |
| 773: Deer | The deer's a mighty useful beast | 4 | 327743 |
| 774: Definition | The schoolboy, after profound thought, | 2 | 327903 |
| 775: Degrees | A young theologian named Fiddle | 4 | 327955 |
| 776: Degrees In Degradation | Phil May, the artist, when once down on his luck in Australia, | 4 | 328154 |
| 777: Delay | A woman in the mountains of Tennessee | 2 | 328040 |
| 778: Democracy | Why are you so vexed, Irma? | 2 | 327952 |
| 779: Democratic Party | HOSPITAL PHYSICIAN - "Which ward do you wish | 2 | 328162 |
| 780: Denied The Privilege | The Child: "Mother! Did you buy | 3 | 327676 |
| 781: Dentistry | Our young hopeful came running into the house. | 3 | 327878 |
| 782: Dentists | The dentist is one who pulls | 1 | 327843 |
| 783: Dentists | One day little Flora was taken to have | 1 | 327794 |
| 784: Dentists | One said a tooth drawer was a kind | 1 | 327760 |
| 785: Description | A popular soprano is said to have | 1 | 327908 |
| 786: Design, Decorative | Harold watched his mother as she folded | 4 | 328289 |
| 787: Destination | A Washington car conductor, | 7 | 327996 |
| 788: Destination | Andrew Lang once invited a friend to dinner | 2 | 327918 |
| 789: Details | Charles Frohman was talking to a Philadelphia | 4 | 328193 |
| 790: Detectives | When Conan Doyle arrived for the first | 5 | 327725 |
| 791: Determination | After the death of Andrew Jackson | 8 | 327937 |
| 792: Devil | Some wasps built their nests during the week | 2 | 328179 |
| 793: Diagnosis | An epileptic dropped in a fit on the streets | 2 | 328143 |
| 794: Diamonds | The Professor: A diamond is the hardest | 2 | 328008 |
| 795: Did you hear | Did you hear about the awful | 3 | 328016 |
| 796: Diet | The young lady, who was something of a food fadist, | 3 | 327904 |
| 797: Diet | Eat, drink, and be merry | 1 | 328149 |
| 798: Diet | There was a young lady named Perkins, | 5 | 327615 |
| 799: Diet | Mother," asked the little one, | 1 | 327646 |
| 800: Diet | The doctor told him he needed carbohydrates, | 6 | 327828 |
| 801: Diet | A Colonel, who used to assert | 5 | 327833 |
| 802: Diet | To abstain that we may enjoy | 1 | 327921 |
| 803: Diet | They are as sick that surfeit | 1 | 327513 |
| 804: Digestion | In an English school, the examiner asked | 5 | 327215 |
| 805: Dilemmas | A story that has done service in political campaigns | 4 | 327752 |
| 806: Dining | A twelve course dinner | 1 | 327704 |
| 807: Dining | That was the spirit of your uncle | 2 | 327800 |
| 808: Dining | Chakey, Chakey," called the big sister | 1 | 327862 |
| 809: Dining | There was a young lady of Cork, | 5 | 327261 |
| 810: Dining | An anecdote about Dr. Randall Davidson, | 2 | 327535 |
| 811: Dining | There was a young lady named Maud, | 5 | 327248 |
| 812: Dining | Father's trip abroad did him so much good, | 1 | 327798 |
| 813: Dining | Whistler, the artist, | 2 | 327255 |
| 814: Dining | A macaroon, | 12 | 327568 |
| 815: Dining | The small daughter of the house | 4 | 327218 |
| 816: Dining | For a man seldom thinks with more | 1 | 327885 |
| 817: Diplomacy | Now, let me see," the impecunious man | 3 | 328235 |
| 818: Diplomacy | Ted had a habit of dropping in at the house next door | 4 | 328303 |
| 819: Diplomacy | Sometimes the use of a diplomatic method defeats | 2 | 327655 |
| 820: Diplomacy | The lady of uncertain age simpered at the gentleman | 3 | 327498 |
| 821: Diplomacy | Diplomacy is shown inversely by the remark | 5 | 328326 |
| 822: Diplomacy | WIFE - "Please match this piece of silk | 3 | 327294 |
| 823: Diplomacy | Scripture tells us that a soft answer | 4 | 328050 |
| 824: Diplomacy | Miss de Simpson, | 2 | 327274 |
| 825: Diplomacy | I call'd the devil and he came, | 8 | 328443 |
| 826: Dirt | We are more particular nowadays about cleanliness | 2 | 327776 |
| 827: Dirt | The French aristocrats were not always | 4 | 327584 |
| 828: Discipline | Jimmy found much to criticise in his small sister. | 4 | 327538 |
| 829: Discounts | A train in Arizona was boarded by robbers, | 2 | 327519 |
| 830: Discretion | The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman | 4 | 327285 |
| 831: Discretion | When you can, | 1 | 327269 |
| 832: Discretion | Miss Bizzy: "I am glad to hear | 2 | 327055 |
| 833: Disposition | One eastern railroad has a regular | 2 | 327352 |
| 834: Distances | A regiment of regulars was making a long, | 10 | 327448 |
| 835: Divorce | The court was listening to the testimony | 10 | 327557 |
| 836: Divorce | When a woman marries and then divorces | 2 | 327228 |
| 837: Doctors | A victim of chronic bronchitis called on | 5 | 327567 |
| 838: Doctors | A well-to-do colored man suffered a serious illness, | 4 | 327957 |
| 839: Doctors | A member of the faculty in a London medical | 4 | 327999 |
| 840: Doctors | The Chinaman expressed his gratitude to that mighty physician | 2 | 327530 |
| 841: Doctors | The instructor in the Medical College exhibited a diagram. | 5 | 327492 |
| 842: Doctors | The physician turned from the telephone to his wife: | 4 | 326965 |
| 843: Doctrine | In a former generation, when elaborate doctrines | 3 | 327468 |
| 844: Documentary Evidence | During the worst of the spy-scare period in London | 2 | 327425 |
| 845: Dog | Goin' in that house over there? | 6 | 327528 |
| 846: Dogs | The tramp was sitting with his back to a hedge | 4 | 327540 |
| 847: Dogs | Many a great man has been given credit | 2 | 327740 |
| 848: Dogs | The fox terrier regarded with curious interest | 5 | 327302 |
| 849: Dogs | During the siege of Paris in the Franco-German war, | 2 | 327394 |
| 850: Dogs | The young clergyman during a parochial call | 5 | 327193 |
| 851: Dogs | The meditative Hollander delivered a monologue to his dog: | 3 | 327143 |
| 852: Dogs | Some persons are born to have honor thrust upon them, | 3 | 327381 |
| 853: Dogs | LADY (to tramp who had been commissioned | 2 | 327696 |
| 854: Dogs | A family moved from the city to a suburban locality | 2 | 327771 |
| 855: Dogs | Dogs is mighty useful beasts | 5 | 327796 |
| 856: Dogs | My dog took first prize at the cat show. | 3 | 327124 |
| 857: Dogs | FAIR VISITOR - "Why are you giving Fido's teeth | 2 | 327781 |
| 858: Dogs | Do you know that that bulldog of yours | 3 | 327931 |
| 859: Dogs | Fleshy Miss Muffet | 6 | 327539 |
| 860: Dogs | William J. Stevens, for several years | 4 | 327208 |
| 861: Dogs | One would have it that a collie is the most | 4 | 327395 |
| 862: Dogs | The more one sees | 1 | 327889 |
| 863: Domestic Finance | Talk about Napoleon! | 3 | 327851 |
| 864: Domestic Finance | A Lakewood woman was recently reading | 10 | 327517 |
| 865: Domestic Finance | I am sending you a thousand kisses, | 1 | 328012 |
| 866: Domestic Quarrels | After a trip abroad, a lady inquired of her colored washerwoman: | 9 | 327687 |
| 867: Domestic Quarrels | The newly married pair quarreled seriously, | 6 | 327268 |
| 868: Domestic Quarrels | The good wife, after she and her husband | 3 | 327317 |
| 869: Domestic Relations | There was a young man of Dunbar, | 5 | 327441 |
| 870: Doubt | Small Jimmie discussed with his chief | 2 | 327781 |
| 871: Doubt | Ability to look on two sides of a question | | 327688 |
| 872: Drama | The new play was a failure. | 2 | 327317 |
| 873: Drama | The average modern play calls | 1 | 327513 |
| 874: Drama | The young man in the third row | 4 | 327186 |
| 875: Drama | LARRY - "I like Professor Whatishisname | 2 | 327563 |
| 876: Drama | I think I love and reverence all arts equally, | 1 | 327755 |
| 877: Drama | Two women were leaving the theater after a performance | 2 | 327196 |
| 878: Dramatic Criticism | Theodore Dreiser, the novelist, | 4 | 327638 |
| 879: Dramatic Criticism | Nat Goodwin, the American comedian, | 4 | 327900 |
| 880: Dramatists | I hear Scribbler finally got one of his plays on the boards. | 2 | 327912 |
| 881: Dramatists | So you think the author of this play will live, | 2 | 327106 |
| 882: Dramatists | We all know the troubles of a dramatist | 3 | 327852 |
| 883: Dreams | The group of dwellers at the seaside | 3 | 327358 |
| 884: Dress | Oh, have you heard? Mrs. Blaunt | 2 | 327951 |
| 885: Dress | The son of the house had been reading of an escaped lunatic. | 5 | 327651 |
| 886: Dressmakers | WIFE - "Wretch! Show me that letter." | 4 | 327331 |
| 887: Drew Blank | The MacTavish was not a mean man. | 8 | 327029 |
| 888: Drink | It was nine o'clock in the morning, | 7 | 327127 |
| 889: Drink | The very convivial gentleman left his club happy, | 2 | 327278 |
| 890: Drink | The highly inebriated individual halted before | 2 | 327429 |
| 891: Drink | The proprietor of the general store at the cross-roads | 9 | 327168 |
| 892: Drink | Two Southern gentlemen, who were of very convivial habits, | 4 | 327371 |
| 893: Drink | The old toper was asked if he had ever met | 2 | 327163 |
| 894: Drink | A farmer, who indulged in sprees, | 2 | 327461 |
| 895: Drink | A mouse chanced on a pool of whiskey | 2 | 327909 |
| 896: Drink | The owner of a hunting lodge in Scotland | 4 | 327617 |
| 897: Drink | The old farmer was driving home from town, | 2 | 327425 |
| 898: Drink | Mrs. Smith addressed her neighbor, | 4 | 327415 |
| 899: Drink | In the days before prohibition, | 5 | 327236 |
| 900: Drink | When the Kentucky colonel was in the North, | 2 | 327286 |
| 901: Drink | The Irish gentleman encountered the lady | 3 | 327464 |
| 902: Drinking | He who goes to bed, and goes to bed sober, | 4 | 327785 |
| 903: Drinking | I drink when I have occasion, | 2 | 327888 |
| 904: Drinking | The Frenchman loves his native wine; | 8 | 327475 |
| 905: Drinking | A young Englishman came to Washington | 6 | 327503 |
| 906: Drinking | If you are invited to drink at any man's house | 1 | 327226 |
| 907: Drinking | There is many a cup | 1 | 327325 |
| 908: Drinking | One swallow doesn't make a summer | 1 | 327502 |
| 909: Drinking | DOCTOR (feeling Sandy's pulse in bed) | 2 | 327895 |
| 910: Drinking | Here's to the girls of the American shore, | 4 | 327369 |
| 911: Drinking | A well-known Scottish architect | 3 | 327935 |
| 912: Drinking | When President Eliot of Harvard | 3 | 327585 |
| 913: Drinking | WIFE (on auto tour) | 2 | 327224 |
| 914: Drinking | A priest went to a barber shop conducted | 1 | 327624 |
| 915: Drinking | Ex-congressman Asher G. Caruth, | 5 | 327670 |
| 916: Drive Through ATM Procedures. | A new sign in the bank lobby says: | 42 | 331702 |
| 917: Droughts | Governor Glasscock of West Virginia, | 3 | 327685 |
| 918: Drugged | The police physician was called to examine | 4 | 327296 |
| 919: Drunkards | Sing a song of sick gents, | 4 | 327318 |
| 920: Drunkards | Two booze-fiends were ambling homeward | 3 | 327381 |
| 921: Drunkards | Where's old Four-Fingered Pete? | 2 | 327800 |
| 922: Drunkards | The Irish talent for repartee | 1 | 327409 |
| 923: Drunkards | The colonel came down to breakfast | 3 | 327435 |
| 924: Drunkards | MAGISTRATE - "And what was the prisoner doing?" | 4 | 327962 |
| 925: Drunkards | A Scotch minister and his servant, | 5 | 327829 |
| 926: Drunkards | A man in a very deep state of intoxication | 3 | 327648 |
| 927: Drunkards | A pompous little man with gold-rimmed | 3 | 327660 |
| 928: Drunkards | A noisy bunch tacked out of their club | 6 | 327678 |
| 929: Drunkards | That clever and brilliant genius, | 5 | 328134 |
| 930: Drunkards | On a pleasant Sunday afternoon an old German | 4 | 327904 |
| 931: Drunkards | William R. Hearst, who never touches liquor, | 8 | 327408 |
| 932: Drunkards | What is a drunken man like, Fool? | 2 | 328165 |
| 933: Drunkards | My good man, you had better | 2 | 327632 |
| 934: Du Barry | The two flappers at the Strand | 2 | 327096 |
| 935: Duck's Disease | Three women die together in an accident | 13 | 331469 |
| 936: During The Quarrel | He: "But if you will allow me to- | 2 | 327663 |
| 937: During Vacation | The Summer Girl: "It pains me to be | 2 | 327129 |
| 938: Duty | The traveler was indignant at the slow speed | 3 | 327520 |
| 939: Dyspepsia | Ah," she sighed "for many years | 3 | 327416 |
| 940: Easy Living | The Southerner in the North, | 2 | 327915 |
| 941: Echoes | An American and a Scotsman were walking | 3 | 327869 |
| 942: Economy | One Japanese bragged to another that he made | 3 | 328005 |
| 943: Economy | Wife:--"Women are not extravagant | 2 | 328103 |
| 944: Economy | An economist is usually a man | 1 | 327935 |
| 945: Economy | Economy is going without | 1 | 328044 |
| 946: Economy | Economy is a way of spending | 1 | 328098 |
| 947: Economy | Ther's lots o' difference between | 2 | 328155 |
| 948: Economy | Young Husband: "I see that sugar | 2 | 327956 |
| 949: Economy | Best Man (seeing couple off on honeymoon): | 1 | 327962 |
| 950: Economy | Hostess (to small guest, who is casting | 2 | 327965 |
| 951: Economy | Mr. Househunter: "I don't care for those flats | 2 | 327644 |
| 952: Editors | Recipe for an editor: | 5 | 327902 |
| 953: Editors | The city editor of a great New York daily | 8 | 327814 |
| 954: Education | Along in the sixties Pat Casey | 3 | 327984 |
| 955: Education | A catalog of farming implements sent out | 3 | 329455 |
| 956: Efficiency | In these days of difficulty in securing domestic servants, | 13 | 328206 |
| 957: Efficiency | The undertaker regarded the deceased in the coffin | 6 | 327721 |
| 958: Efficiency | An engineer, who was engaged on railroad construction | 6 | 327952 |
| 959: Efficiency | An American motorist went to Germany | 3 | 327788 |
| 960: Efficiency | A curious little man sat next an elderly, | 3 | 327898 |
| 961: Eggs | The farmer decided to give special attention | 3 | 327777 |
| 962: Egotism | The pessimist spoke mournfully to his friend: | 5 | 327865 |
| 963: Egotism | In the Chicago schools a boy refused to sew, | 3 | 327983 |
| 964: Egotism | John D. Rockefeller tells this story on himself: | 9 | 335800 |
| 965: Egotism | The late Marshall Field had a very small | 5 | 329022 |
| 966: Egotism | Here's to the man who is wisest and best, | 4 | 328550 |
| 967: Elections | In St. Louis there is one ward that is full | 4 | 328495 |
| 968: Elections | WILLIS - "What's the election today for? | 2 | 328725 |
| 969: Elections | One year, when the youngsters of a certain | 4 | 328663 |
| 970: Elections | I consider biennial elections as a security | 1 | 328838 |
| 971: Electricity | In school a boy was asked this question | 2 | 328748 |
| 972: Elephant | A circus man was scouring the countryside | 2 | 330498 |
| 973: Elopement | Some months after the elopement, | 3 | 328063 |
| 974: Embarrassing Situations | A young gentleman was spending the week-end | 3 | 328776 |
| 975: Embarrassing Situations | The late Charles Coghlan was a man of great wit | 5 | 328873 |
| 976: Embarrassing Situations | The evening callers were chatting gaily | 3 | 328726 |
| 977: Embarrassing Situations | I was in an awkward predicament yesterday morning, | 5 | 328413 |
| 978: Embarrassing Situations | Your husband will be all right now, | 5 | 328664 |
| 979: Employers And Employees | You want more money? Why, my boy, | 2 | 329453 |
| 980: Employers And Employees | EARNEST YOUNG MAN - "Have you any advice | 4 | 328698 |
| 981: Employers And Employees | General Benjamin F. Butler built a house | 7 | 328778 |
| 982: Employers And Employees | W.J. ("Fingy") Conners, the New York politician, | 6 | 328874 |
| 983: Employers And Employees | Outside his own cleverness there is nothing | 4 | 328641 |
| 984: Employers And Employees | CHIEF CLERK (to office boy) | 2 | 328814 |
| 985: Employers And Employees | James J. Hill, the Railway King, | 5 | 328872 |
| 986: Encouraging | He: "My train goes in fifteen minutes. | 2 | 327893 |
| 987: Enemies | An old man who had led a sinful | 4 | 328476 |
| 988: Enemies | It is better to decide a difference between enemies | 1 | 328538 |
| 989: Enemies | The world is large when its weary leagues | 4 | 328683 |
| 990: Enfranchisement Of Woman | First Voter: "So Mr. Jones has been elected. | 2 | 327664 |
| 991: Engagement | He proposed to me last night, | 3 | 327865 |
| 992: English Language | A popular hotel in Rome has a sign | 1 | 328348 |
| 993: English Language | The class at Heidelberg was studying English conjugations, | 4 | 328005 |
| 994: English Language | Language is the expression of ideas, | 1 | 328364 |
| 995: Englishmen | Nat Goodwill was at the club with an English friend | 5 | 328513 |
| 996: Enough | The darky's clothes were in the last stages | 4 | 327297 |
| 997: Enthusiasm | Theodore Watts, says Charles Rowley in his book | | 327996 |
| 998: Epitaph | In an Irish cemetery stands a handsome monument | 2 | 327310 |
| 999: Epitaphs | LITTLE CLARENCE - "Pa!" | 5 | 328650 |
| 1000: Epitaphs | The widower had just taken his fourth wife | 4 | 328064 |
| 1001: Epitaphs | A man wished to have something original | 1 | 328427 |
| 1002: Epitaphs | In a cemetery at Middlebury, Vt., | 1 | 327847 |
| 1003: Epitaphs | An epitaph in an old Moravian cemetery reads thus: | 9 | 328160 |
| 1004: Epitaphs | I expected it, | 1 | 328570 |
| 1005: Epitaphs | After Life's scarlet fever | 2 | 328298 |
| 1006: Epitaphs | Here lies the body of Sarah Sexton, | 3 | 327948 |
| 1007: Epitaphs | As a general thing, | 1 | 328406 |
| 1008: Epitaphs | Maria Brown, | 5 | 328340 |
| 1009: Epitaphs | Here lies the body of Enoch Holden, | 1 | 327893 |
| 1010: Epitaphs | A bereaved husband feeling his loss very keenly | 5 | 330398 |
| 1011: Epitaphs | Here lies Bernard Lightfoot, | 3 | 328069 |
| 1012: Epitaphs | I thought it mushroom when I found | 4 | 327719 |
| 1013: Epitaphs | On the tombstone of a Mr. Box appears this inscription: | 4 | 328516 |
| 1014: Epitaphs | Nobles and heralds by your leave, | 5 | 328442 |
| 1015: Epitaphs | Kind reader! take your choice to cry or laugh; | 5 | 328390 |
| 1016: Epitaphs | I conceive disgust at these impertinent | 1 | 328592 |
| 1017: Epithets | John Fiske, the historian, | 6 | 328410 |
| 1018: Epithets | See that man over there. He is a bombastic mutt, | 4 | 328267 |
| 1019: Equality | As one of the White Star steamships | 4 | 328233 |
| 1020: Ermine | Said an envious, erudite ermine: | 5 | 328472 |
| 1021: Escapes | There was once a chap who went skating too early | 7 | 328037 |
| 1022: Ethics | My ethical state, | 6 | 331811 |
| 1023: Etiquet | A Boston girl the other day said to a southern | 5 | 330792 |
| 1024: Etiquet | A little girl on the train to Pittsburgh | 2 | 328234 |
| 1025: Etiquet | LITTLE BROTHER - "What's etiquet?" | 2 | 328232 |
| 1026: Etiquet | A Lady there was of Antigua, | 5 | 328430 |
| 1027: Etiquet | They were at dinner and the dainties were on the table. | 8 | 327676 |
| 1028: Etiquet | TOMMY'S AUNT - "Won't you have another piece of cake, | 4 | 327748 |
| 1029: Etiquet | There was a young man so benighted, | 5 | 327591 |
| 1030: European War | OFFICER (as Private Atkins worms his way toward the enemy) | 2 | 328238 |
| 1031: European War | You can tell an Englishman nowadays | 3 | 328088 |
| 1032: European War | LITTLE GIRL (who has been sitting very still with a seraphic expression) | 3 | 328462 |
| 1033: European War | From a sailor's letter to his wife: | 2 | 327578 |
| 1034: European War | Two country darkies listened, | 3 | 327604 |
| 1035: Evidence | The prisoner, a darky, explained how it came about | 2 | 327542 |
| 1036: Evidence | The smug satisfaction of the rustic in his clear | 3 | 327704 |
| 1037: Evidence | Shall I leave the hall light burning, | 2 | 327916 |
| 1038: Evidence | From a crowd of rah-rah college boys celebrating | 6 | 327779 |
| 1039: Evidence | Maud Muller, on a summer night, | 8 | 328249 |
| 1040: Evidence | One day a hostess asked a well known Parisian judge: | 2 | 327767 |
| 1041: Examinations | An instructor in a church school | 3 | 328136 |
| 1042: Examinations | A member of the faculty of the University of Wisconsin | 2 | 328328 |
| 1043: Examinations | The following selection of mistakes | 35 | 327929 |
| 1044: Exams | During the period after the university examinations, | 2 | 327538 |
| 1045: Exclusiveness | One of the New York churches is notorious | 4 | 327219 |
| 1046: Excuses | The children had been reminded that they | 1 | 327767 |
| 1047: Excuses | O. Henry always retained the whimsical | 3 | 328627 |
| 1048: Excuses | Strolling along the boardwalk at Atlantic City, | 3 | 328161 |
| 1049: Excuses | A captain, inspecting his company | 5 | 330415 |
| 1050: Excuses | Is that you, dear? | 2 | 327541 |
| 1051: Excuses | What is the matter, dearest? | 4 | 327604 |
| 1052: Excuses | A poor casual laborer, | 2 | 328317 |
| 1053: Excuses | Cephas is a darky come up from Maryland | 4 | 328190 |
| 1054: Excuses | GRANDMA - "Johnny, I have discovered | 2 | 328383 |
| 1055: Excuses | Mr. X was a prominent member of the B.P.O.E. | 1 | 327253 |
| 1056: Excuses | And oftentimes excusing of a fault | 5 | 328023 |
| 1057: Expectancy | An Irishman on a scaffolding four stories high | 8 | 327937 |
| 1058: Expense Account | The woman wrote a reference for her discharged cook as follows: | 4 | 327202 |
| 1059: Expensive | Second-story Worker: "Hullo, Bill, | 2 | 327805 |
| 1060: Experience | The baby pulled brother's hair until he yelled | 5 | 327444 |
| 1061: Experts | There was a chicken-stealing case before the court. | 2 | 327653 |
| 1062: Explicitness | On her return home after an absence | 3 | 327597 |
| 1063: Exposure | TRAMP - "Lady, I'm dying from exposure." | 2 | 327358 |
| 1064: Extravagance | A rich and listless lady patron examined | 4 | 328215 |
| 1065: Extravagance | There was a young girl named O'Neill, | 5 | 327631 |
| 1066: Extravagance | Everybody knew that John Polkinhorn | 2 | 328420 |
| 1067: Extravagance | The editor of my paper, | 4 | 327372 |
| 1068: Extravagance | An Irish soldier was recently given | 11 | 328105 |
| 1069: Facts | The burly man spoke lucidly to his gangling adversary: | 4 | 327788 |
| 1070: Failure | Little Ikey came up to his father | 2 | 328434 |
| 1071: Faith | Faith is that quality which leads | 1 | 328178 |
| 1072: Faith | What is faith, Johnny? | 2 | 328492 |
| 1073: Faith | Faith is believing | 1 | 328325 |
| 1074: Faith | As I understand it, Doctor, | 6 | 328229 |
| 1075: Faith | Mother had been having considerable argument | 1 | 327997 |
| 1076: Faith | Faith is a fine invention | 4 | 328327 |
| 1077: Faithfulness | A wizened little Irishman applied | 3 | 328227 |
| 1078: Fame | Fame is the feeling that you are | 1 | 328511 |
| 1079: Fame | Many a man thinks he has become | 1 | 328408 |
| 1080: Fame | Were not this desire of fame | 1 | 328335 |
| 1081: Familiarity, Etc. | I'm so glad to see you. | 2 | 327785 |
| 1082: Families | Yes, sir, our household represents | 1 | 328028 |
| 1083: Families | Mrs. O'Flarity is a scrub lady, | 4 | 327870 |
| 1084: Families | A man descended from an excursion | 4 | 328269 |
| 1085: Family | Why do you object to children | 2 | 327491 |
| 1086: Family Tree | You don't mean to say it cost you | 2 | 327797 |
| 1087: Farewells | Happy are we met, Happy have we been, | 2 | 328116 |
| 1088: Farewells | A dear old citizen went to the cars | 3 | 328107 |
| 1089: Farewells | I am going to make my farewell | 4 | 328160 |
| 1090: Farewells | Farewell! | 3 | 327907 |
| 1091: Fashion | After years of endeavor in poverty, | 3 | 327704 |
| 1092: Fashion | | 5 | 327394 |
| 1093: Fashion | There are two kinds of women: | 1 | 328126 |
| 1094: Fashion | There had been a dressmaker in the house | 2 | 327922 |
| 1095: Fashion | Nothing is thought rare | 4 | 328585 |
| 1096: Fashion | As good be out of the World | 1 | 328297 |
| 1097: Fashion | I think, Lucille, I'll take one | 1 | 327483 |
| 1098: Fashion | Sailor Bill: "These New York gals | 2 | 327965 |
| 1099: Fate | Fate hit me very hard one day. | 8 | 328324 |
| 1100: Fate | So in the Libyan fable it is told | 5 | 327536 |
| 1101: Fathers | A director of one of the great transcontinental | 4 | 328289 |
| 1102: Faults | Women's faults are many, | 4 | 328280 |
| 1103: Favors | At the village store, the young farmer complained bitterly. | 2 | 327860 |
| 1104: Feet | BIG MAN (with a grouch) | 2 | 328045 |
| 1105: Femininity | Julia: "Fanny married a very wealthy man, | 2 | 327803 |
| 1106: Fighting | The boy hurried home to his father with an announcement: | 6 | 327785 |
| 1107: Fighting | Who gave ye th' black eye, | 2 | 328224 |
| 1108: Fighting | There! You have a black eye, | 2 | 327807 |
| 1109: Fighting | Two of the leading attorneys of Memphis, | 4 | 327577 |
| 1110: Fighting | An Irishman boasted that he could | 1 | 328019 |
| 1111: Fighting | Dose Irish make me sick, | 1 | 327714 |
| 1112: Fighting | VILLAGE GROCER - "What are you running for, sonny?" | 4 | 328185 |
| 1113: Fighting | An aged, gray-haired and very wrinkled old woman, | 2 | 328342 |
| 1114: Fighting | Do you mean to say such a physical | 2 | 328398 |
| 1115: Fighting | A pessimistic young man dining alone | 1 | 328318 |
| 1116: Fighting | There never was a good | 1 | 327863 |
| 1117: Fighting | The master-secret in fighting | 1 | 328292 |
| 1118: Film Fever | Nurse: "You were very naughty | 2 | 328177 |
| 1119: Finance | A very black little girl made her way | 2 | 327503 |
| 1120: Finance | The successful financier snorted contemptuously. | 5 | 327392 |
| 1121: Finance | The eminent financier was discoursing. | 5 | 327541 |
| 1122: Finance | The eminent banker explained just how he started in business: | 2 | 327214 |
| 1123: Finance | Willie had a savings bank; | 12 | 327478 |
| 1124: Finance | HICKS - "I've got to borrow $200 somewhere." | 4 | 327509 |
| 1125: Finance | It is said J. P. Morgan could raise | 1 | 327203 |
| 1126: Finance | To modernize an old prophecy, | 1 | 327448 |
| 1127: Finance | An old artisan who prided himself | 3 | 327693 |
| 1128: Financiers | My pa, he's a financier, | 2 | 327262 |
| 1129: Finger-Bowls | MISTRESS (to new servant) | 2 | 327272 |
| 1130: Finished | But why don't you think | 2 | 327413 |
| 1131: Fire Departments | Clang, clatter, bang! | 5 | 327974 |
| 1132: Fire Departments | Two Irishmen fresh from Ireland had | 2 | 327362 |
| 1133: Fire Escapes | Fire escape: A steel stairway | 1 | 328017 |
| 1134: Fires | Ikey, I hear you had | 2 | 327380 |
| 1135: First Aid In Illness And Injury | The father of the family hurried | 3 | 327062 |
| 1136: First Aid In Illness And Injury | NURSE GIRL - "Oh, ma'am, | 2 | 327978 |
| 1137: First Aid In Illness And Injury | SURGEON AT NEW YORK HOSPITAL - | 2 | 327461 |
| 1138: First Aid In Illness And Injury | A prominent physician was recently | 5 | 327522 |
| 1139: First Day On The New Job | A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask | 5 | 331428 |
| 1140: Fish | A man went into a restaurant recently | 2 | 327782 |
| 1141: Fish | Little Elizabeth and her mother | 4 | 327612 |
| 1142: Fishermen | At the birth of President Cleveland's | 1 | 327670 |
| 1143: Fishermen | Doin' any good? | 8 | 327589 |
| 1144: Fishermen | A young lady who had returned from | 3 | 327601 |
| 1145: Fishermen | Smith the other day went fishing. | 7 | 327241 |
| 1146: Fishermen | You'll be a man like one of us some day, | 2 | 328135 |
| 1147: Fishermen | The more worthless a man | 1 | 327306 |
| 1148: Fishermen | As no man is born an artist, | 1 | 327674 |
| 1149: Fishing | The congressman from California was telling | 6 | 327635 |
| 1150: Fishing | A man was telling some friends | 5 | 327983 |
| 1151: Fishing | I got a bite - I got a bite! | 1 | 327658 |
| 1152: Fishing | The late Justice Brewer | 4 | 327022 |
| 1153: Fishing | Lo, Jim! Fishin'? | 2 | 327475 |
| 1154: Fishing | We may say of angling as Dr. Boteler | 1 | 327952 |
| 1155: Fishy Record | First Stenog. (reading): | | 327716 |
| 1156: Fishy Record | A group of tourists were looking | 2 | 327347 |
| 1157: Fishy Record | Lay down, pup. | 2 | 327374 |
| 1158: Flats | Hello, Tom, old man, got your new flat | 2 | 327168 |
| 1159: Flats | She hadn't told her mother yet | 3 | 327762 |
| 1160: Flattery | An eminent statesman was being driven rapidly | 4 | 327516 |
| 1161: Flattery | With a sigh she laid down the magazine | 3 | 327359 |
| 1162: Flattery | MAGISTRATE (about to commit for trial) | 2 | 327463 |
| 1163: Flattery | OLD MAID - "But why should a great | 2 | 328701 |
| 1164: Flattery | William - - was said to be the ugliest, | 3 | 327450 |
| 1165: Flattery | You seem to be an able-bodied man. | 3 | 327692 |
| 1166: Flattery | O, that men's ears should be | 2 | 327879 |
| 1167: Fleas | The debutante was alarmed over the prospect | 4 | 327380 |
| 1168: Flirtation | The gentleman at the party, | 3 | 327241 |
| 1169: Flirtation | It sometimes takes a girl | 1 | 327476 |
| 1170: Flirtation | There's a belief that summer girls | 2 | 327416 |
| 1171: Flirtation | A teacher in one of the primary grades | 4 | 327572 |
| 1172: Flood | The breakfaster in the cheap restaurant tried | 6 | 327174 |
| 1173: Flowers | Gilbert wrote a couplet concerning | 5 | 327926 |
| 1174: Flowers | Lulu was watching her mother working | 1 | 327415 |
| 1175: Fog | The old gentleman was lost in a London fog, | 4 | 327174 |
| 1176: Follies | A wise old Quaker woman once said | 1 | 327944 |
| 1177: Food | The Arctic explorer at a reception | 5 | 327198 |
| 1178: Food | The young mother asked the man | 2 | 327080 |
| 1179: Food | A man went into a southern restaurant | 2 | 327530 |
| 1180: Food | One day a pastor was calling upon | 2 | 327206 |
| 1181: Food | A girl reading in a paper that fish | 4 | 327129 |
| 1182: Food | A hungry customer seated himself | 9 | 327272 |
| 1183: Football | His SISTER - "His nose seems broken." | 3 | 327162 |
| 1184: Fords | A boy stood with one foot on the sidewalk | 1 | 330077 |
| 1185: Fords | A farmer noticing a man in automobile | 2 | 327775 |
| 1186: Forecasting | A lady in a southern town was approached | 5 | 327404 |
| 1187: Forehandedness | The highly efficient housewife | 1 | 327309 |
| 1188: Foresight | The master directed that the picture | 3 | 327624 |
| 1189: Foresight | They tell me you're working 'ard night an' day, | 4 | 327136 |
| 1190: Foresight | Mike, I wish I knew where I was goin' to die. | 3 | 327193 |
| 1191: Foresight | There once was a pious young priest, | 5 | 327197 |
| 1192: Forgetfulness | The foreman of a Southern mill, | 6 | 327314 |
| 1193: Forgetfulness | Two men met on the city street in the evening, | 6 | 327948 |
| 1194: Forgetfulness | The clergyman drew near to the baptismal font, | 2 | 327865 |
| 1195: Form | The traveler wrote an indignant letter | 2 | 327430 |
| 1196: Form | A worker in the steel mills applied direct | 4 | 327938 |
| 1197: Fortune Hunters | HER FATHER - "So my daughter has consented | 6 | 327367 |
| 1198: Fortune Hunters | The London consul of a continental kingdom | 4 | 327600 |
| 1199: Fortune Hunters | I would die for you, | 2 | 327041 |
| 1200: Fortune Hunters | HE - "I'd like to meet Miss Bond." | 4 | 327921 |
| 1201: Fortune Hunters | MAUDE - "I've just heard of a case | 2 | 327903 |
| 1202: Fortune Hunters | "Yes," said the old man to his young visitor, | 2 | 327643 |
| 1203: Fountain Pens | Fust time you've ever milked a cow, | 2 | 327381 |
| 1204: Fountain Pens | Percy" asks if we know anything which | 2 | 327870 |
| 1205: Fourth Of July | You are in favor of a safe and sane Fourth of July? | 2 | 328071 |
| 1206: Fourth Of July | One Fourth of July night in London, | 3 | 327173 |
| 1207: Franklin | Franklin's education was | 1 | 327388 |
| 1208: Fraud | The hired man on a New England farm went | 2 | 327747 |
| 1209: Free Thought | TOMMY - "Pop, what is a freethinker? | 2 | 327692 |
| 1210: French | An American tourist in France found | 3 | 327119 |
| 1211: French Language | I understand you speak French like a native. | 2 | 327421 |
| 1212: French Language | In Paris last summer a southern girl | 1 | 327659 |
| 1213: Friends | The Lord gives our | 2 | 327176 |
| 1214: Friends | Father. | 5 | 327581 |
| 1215: Friends | Here's champagne to our real friends. | 2 | 327289 |
| 1216: Friends | It's better to make friends | 2 | 327452 |
| 1217: Friends | Some friends are | 2 | 327247 |
| 1218: Friends, Society Of | A visitor to Philadelphia, | 1 | 327735 |
| 1219: Friendship | The kindly lady accosted the little boy on the beach, | 4 | 327169 |
| 1220: Friendship | The clergyman on his vacation wrote a long letter | 3 | 327454 |
| 1221: Friendship | Friendly may we part | 1 | 327450 |
| 1222: Friendship | There's fellowship | 3 | 328024 |
| 1223: Friendship | May we all travel through | 1 | 327678 |
| 1224: Friendship | Here's to the four hinges of Friendship | 6 | 327555 |
| 1225: Friendship | The trouble with having | 1 | 330368 |
| 1226: Friendship | Brown volunteered to lend me money. | 3 | 327626 |
| 1227: Friendship | I let my house furnished, | 2 | 327758 |
| 1228: Friendship | Hoo is it, Jeemes, that you mak' | 2 | 327094 |
| 1229: Friendship | The conductor of a western freight train | 7 | 326983 |
| 1230: Friendship | If a man does not make new acquaintances, | 1 | 327702 |
| 1231: Friendship | They say, and I am glad they say, | 8 | 327639 |
| 1232: From The Heart | The Wife: "I have not been able | 2 | 327273 |
| 1233: From The Heart | The Reporter: "I beg pardon, | 3 | 327324 |
| 1234: Front | Lady: Well, what do you want? | 4 | 327742 |
| 1235: Fun | Fun is like life insurance, | 1 | 327302 |
| 1236: Funerals | There was an old man in a hearse, | 5 | 327190 |
| 1237: Furniture | GUEST - "That's a beautiful rug. | 2 | 327886 |
| 1238: Fussiness | The traveler in the Blue Ridge Mountains | 2 | 327442 |
| 1239: Future Life | A certain young man's friends thought | 4 | 330554 |
| 1240: Future Life | FATHER (impressively) | 2 | 328617 |
| 1241: Future Life | Look here, now, Harold, | 2 | 327111 |
| 1242: Future Life | On a voyage across the ocean an Irishman | 2 | 328049 |
| 1243: Future Life | An Irishman told a man that he had | 1 | 327611 |
| 1244: Future Life | When P.T. Barnum was at the head | 2 | 327128 |
| 1245: Future Life | Archbishop Ryan once attended a dinner | 3 | 327505 |
| 1246: Gardening | Th' only time some fellers ever | 1 | 328183 |
| 1247: Gardening | I am going to start a garden, | 2 | 327856 |
| 1248: Gas Stoves | A Georgia woman who moved to Philadelphia | 3 | 327940 |
| 1249: Gender | It is quite possible to trap clergymen, | 3 | 328010 |
| 1250: Generosity | This is a foine country, Bridget! | 1 | 331075 |
| 1251: Generosity | At one of these reunions of the Blue and the Gray | 4 | 328795 |
| 1252: Generosity | At dinner one day, | 1 | 327788 |
| 1253: Generosity | A little newsboy with a cigarette | 6 | 328100 |
| 1254: Generosity | Little Ralph belonged to a family of five. | 6 | 328406 |
| 1255: Generosity | She was making the usual female search | 3 | 328368 |
| 1256: Gentleman | There has been much controversy for years | 3 | 327777 |
| 1257: Gentlemen | Sadie, what is a gentleman? | | 328640 |
| 1258: Gentlemen | Two characters in Jeffery Farnol's | 3 | 327880 |
| 1259: Geography | The airman, after many hours of thick weather, | 2 | 327997 |
| 1260: George Washington | A Barnegat schoolma'am had been telling | 4 | 330478 |
| 1261: George Washington | A Barnegat schoolma'am had been telling | 4 | 329134 |
| 1262: George Washington | A Scotsman visiting America | 3 | 327964 |
| 1263: Germans | The poet Heine and Baron James Rothschild | 2 | 327460 |
| 1264: Getting Back | Customer to Palmist: "Five dollars fee? | 1 | 327521 |
| 1265: Getting Back | Betty: "Mummy, does God | 2 | 327683 |
| 1266: Getting Even | Mrs. Lynks: "Jack, I have made up | 2 | 327813 |
| 1267: Getting On | Old Gentleman: "Well, children! | 2 | 327969 |
| 1268: Getting Reckless | She: "I'm surprised at Jane's | 2 | 327527 |
| 1269: Getting Reckless | I shall never find anyone else like you. | 2 | 328129 |
| 1270: Ghosts | There was a haunted house down South | 6 | 327914 |
| 1271: Ghosts | I confess, that the subject of psychical research | 9 | 328022 |
| 1272: Gifts | When Lawrence Barrett's daughter | 8 | 327629 |
| 1273: Gifts | A church house in a certain rural district | 3 | 330487 |
| 1274: Gifts | He gives twice who gives quickly | 1 | 328321 |
| 1275: Gifts | Presents," I often say, | 1 | 327482 |
| 1276: Gifts | In giving, a man receives more | 1 | 328048 |
| 1277: Girls | Father: "Well, son, you certainly made | 2 | 328117 |
| 1278: Gluttony | A clergyman was quite ill as a result | 3 | 327963 |
| 1279: Gluttony | There was a young person named Ned, | 5 | 327533 |
| 1280: God | The little boy was found by his mother | 4 | 327804 |
| 1281: God's Will | The clergyman was calling, when the youthful son | 4 | 327941 |
| 1282: Going Further | Flora: "I think that Maud has been | 2 | 327821 |
| 1283: Golf | The eminent English Statesman Arbuthnot-Joyce | 6 | 328101 |
| 1284: Golf | Two Scotchmen met and exchanged | 6 | 331731 |
| 1285: Golf | GOLFER (unsteadied by Christmas luncheon) | 2 | 328036 |
| 1286: Golf | Doctor William S. Rainsford is an inveterate golf player. | 2 | 327755 |
| 1287: Golf | SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER - "Willie, | 2 | 327704 |
| 1288: Golf | The game of golf, as every humorist knows, | 7 | 328618 |
| 1289: Golf | When Mark Twain came to Washington | 3 | 327808 |
| 1290: Golf | An astronomer was entertaining a Scotch friend. | 2 | 327585 |
| 1291: Golfers and Skydivers | What is the difference between a golfer | 3 | 332385 |
| 1292: Good Ecomony | A study found that the average Australian | 1 | 330200 |
| 1293: Good Fellowship | A glass is good, a lass is good, | 4 | 327805 |
| 1294: Good Fellowship | May good humor preside when good fellows meet, | 2 | 328078 |
| 1295: Good Fellowship | Here's to us that are here, | 1 | 327991 |
| 1296: Good Fellowship | Here's to all the world, | 2 | 327241 |
| 1297: Good Or Bad Turn? | Did your late employer give you a reference | 4 | 330861 |
| 1298: Good Or Bad Turn? | Did your late employer give you | 4 | 327791 |
| 1299: Gossip | A gossip is a person | 2 | 327404 |
| 1300: Gossip | However did you reconcile Adele and Mary? | 2 | 327604 |
| 1301: Gossip | The seven-year-old daughter of a prominent | 5 | 327242 |
| 1302: Gossip | Get a gossip wound up | 1 | 327599 |
| 1303: Gossip | Papa, mamma says that one-half | 2 | 327590 |
| 1304: Gossip | It is only national history that | 1 | 327013 |
| 1305: Gossip | You're a terrible scandal-monger, | 3 | 327983 |
| 1306: Gossip | What," asked the Sunday-school teacher, | 4 | 326921 |
| 1307: Gossip | MAUD - "That story you told | 2 | 328198 |
| 1308: Gossip | SON - "Why do people say 'Dame Gossip'? | 2 | 327618 |
| 1309: Gossip | I cannot tell how the truth may be; | 2 | 327702 |
| 1310: Gossip | Never tell evil of a man, | 1 | 327516 |
| 1311: Government Ownership | Don't you think the coal-mines | 2 | 327310 |
| 1312: Governors | The governor of a western state was dining | 6 | 327439 |
| 1313: Grace | The son and heir had just been confirmed. | 3 | 327450 |
| 1314: Grace | The new clergyman in the country parish, | 2 | 327437 |
| 1315: Graft | What is meant by graft? | 2 | 327083 |
| 1316: Graft | LADY - "I guess you're gettin' | 3 | 327671 |
| 1317: Graft | Every man has his price, | 1 | 327631 |
| 1318: Graft | The Democrats had a clear working majority in | 4 | 327377 |
| 1319: Graft | A well-known New York contractor | 3 | 327318 |
| 1320: Grammar | The passing lady mistakenly supposed | 4 | 327400 |
| 1321: Grammar | The teacher asked the little girl | 6 | 327382 |
| 1322: Grammar | The witness, in answer to the lawyer's question, | 4 | 327233 |
| 1323: Grass | The auctioneer, offering the pasture | 2 | 327347 |
| 1324: Gratitude | After O'Connell had obtained the acquittal | 1 | 328247 |
| 1325: Gratitude | Some people are never satisfied. | 2 | 327482 |
| 1326: Gratitude | It was a very hot day and a picnic | 4 | 327645 |
| 1327: Gratitude | Miss PASSAY - "You have saved my life, | 2 | 327295 |
| 1328: Great Britain | One of the stories told by Mr. Spencer Leigh Hughes | 5 | 327143 |
| 1329: Great Britain | There is a lad in Boston, | 2 | 327568 |
| 1330: Greed | An eminent doctor successfully attended | 7 | 327872 |
| 1331: Grief | At the wake, the bereaved husband displayed | 3 | 328572 |
| 1332: Grief | The old woman in indigent circumstances | 2 | 327471 |
| 1333: Grief | Jim, who worked in a garage, | 3 | 327646 |
| 1334: Guarantees | TRAVELER (on an English train) | 4 | 327264 |
| 1335: Guests | Look here, Dinah," said Binks, | 2 | 327491 |
| 1336: Guests | Here's a health to thee and thine | 7 | 327564 |
| 1337: Guilty | Sister: "Hubby received an anonymous | 3 | 327468 |
| 1338: Habit | It is a matter of common knowledge | 1 | 327650 |
| 1339: Habit | It was the bridegroom's third matrimonial | 3 | 327765 |
| 1340: Habit | Among the new class which came | 4 | 327914 |
| 1341: Habit | In reward of faithful political service | 7 | 327776 |
| 1342: Habit | We had a fine sunrise this morning, | 2 | 328207 |
| 1343: Habit | A traveling man who was a cigarette smoker | 7 | 328054 |
| 1344: Habit | Habit with him was all the test of truth; | 2 | 328363 |
| 1345: Hair | The school girl from Avenue A, | 2 | 328077 |
| 1346: Hair | The City Nephew: "I'm glad to see Aunt Hetty | 2 | 327618 |
| 1347: Half A Duck Deep | Coming to a river with which he was unfamiliar, | 4 | 327945 |
| 1348: Half And Half | Mrs. Murphy is very fat, | 3 | 327535 |
| 1349: Happiness | Lord Tankerville, in New York, | 10 | 328268 |
| 1350: Happiness | Mankind are always happier | 1 | 328236 |
| 1351: Hard To Please | The rather ferocious-appearing husband | 5 | 327750 |
| 1352: Harnessing | The story is told of two Trenton men | 6 | 328153 |
| 1353: Harvard University | Well, I'll tell you this, | 2 | 328150 |
| 1354: Hash | George," said the Titian-haired school marm, | 2 | 328040 |
| 1355: Haste | The colored man was condemned to be hanged, | 2 | 327959 |
| 1356: Haste | The ferry-dock was crowded with weary | 2 | 327800 |
| 1357: He Had Heard Of Them | It was company field training. | 2 | 327765 |
| 1358: He Knew | Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited to a friend's | 4 | 329167 |
| 1359: He Knew | She: "I never saw a married couple | 2 | 327556 |
| 1360: He Knew | Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited | 4 | 327642 |
| 1361: He Takes Your Time | The chief objection we have | 1 | 327668 |
| 1362: He Was Wrong | Prison Visitor: "Am I right in presuming | 2 | 327670 |
| 1363: Health Resorts | Where've you been, Murray? | 6 | 327781 |
| 1364: Hearing | The Ladies' Aid ladies were talking | 7 | 327608 |
| 1365: Hearsay | The convicted feudist was working for a pardon. | 2 | 328269 |
| 1366: Heaven | The clergyman in the following story | 4 | 327837 |
| 1367: Heaven | Tom," said an Indiana youngster | 4 | 327815 |
| 1368: Heirlooms | HE (wondering if his rival has been accepted) | 2 | 327533 |
| 1369: Heirlooms | My grandfather was a captain of industry. | 3 | 328042 |
| 1370: Help | The farmer found his new hired man | 3 | 327900 |
| 1371: Help | A savage old boar got into a garden, | 2 | 328112 |
| 1372: Help | Mary," said the mistress, | 2 | 327730 |
| 1373: Helpful Pa! | He: Do you think your father | 2 | 328134 |
| 1374: Helpfulness | Many a mayor is a friend to the people | 8 | 328265 |
| 1375: Hen | The customer asked for fresh eggs, | 5 | 327768 |
| 1376: Her Match | What's an echo, pa?" | 2 | 330070 |
| 1377: Her Match | Tommy: "What's an echo, pa?" | | 327700 |
| 1378: Her Soft Answer | They had had their usual altercation | 3 | 327436 |
| 1379: Her Views | Mrs. de Vere: "I suppose now | 1 | 327712 |
| 1380: Her Views | Mrs. Profiteer: "No, we ain't | 1 | 327672 |
| 1381: Hereafter | This is the dialogue between a little girl | 4 | 328057 |
| 1382: Hereafter | Little Alice questioned her mother | 4 | 328689 |
| 1383: Heredity | The woman, who had a turn-up nose | 4 | 327657 |
| 1384: Heredity | Papa, what does hereditary mean? | 3 | 328561 |
| 1385: Heredity | William had just returned from college, | 4 | 327619 |
| 1386: Heredity | There seems to be a strange affinity between | 2 | 328428 |
| 1387: Heredity | So you have adopted a baby to raise? | 2 | 327830 |
| 1388: Heredity | Do you really believe | 2 | 327809 |
| 1389: Heroes | THE PASSER-BY - "You took a great risk | 2 | 327375 |
| 1390: Heroes | MR. HENPECK - "Are you the man who | 3 | 327114 |
| 1391: Heroes | Each man is a hero | 1 | 327740 |
| 1392: High Prices | Two men were talking together | 4 | 327298 |
| 1393: Hindsight | Mike, the hod-carrier, | 4 | 327557 |
| 1394: Hindsight | A rustic visitor to the city made a desperate run | 2 | 327780 |
| 1395: Hinting | A Kansas editor hit on the following | 2 | 327784 |
| 1396: Hinting | Little James, while at a neighbor's, | 3 | 327517 |
| 1397: His Difficulty | Real Estate Agent: "This tobacco plantation is a bargain. | 2 | 327669 |
| 1398: His Little Mistake | A certain country vicar who used | 6 | 329162 |
| 1399: His Reputation | Waitress: "He ain't no good, | 1 | 327630 |
| 1400: His Sphere | His versatility is something extraordinary. | 3 | 327395 |
| 1401: His Sphere | Poetic Bridegroom: "I could sit here forever, | 2 | 327692 |
| 1402: History | The faculty were arranging the order | 4 | 327286 |
| 1403: History | Down in Virginia, near Yorktown, | 2 | 327360 |
| 1404: Hobnails | Sam, on board the transport, | 1 | 327519 |
| 1405: Hogs | The professor and his wife were doubtful | 2 | 327130 |
| 1406: Holding His Own | The farmer, after seven years | 2 | 327231 |
| 1407: Home | Home is a place where you | 1 | 327353 |
| 1408: Home | Who hath not met with home-made bread, | 7 | 327022 |
| 1409: Home Brew | The young man had offered his heart | 5 | 327445 |
| 1410: Home Life | Wife: "George, is that you?" | 2 | 327001 |
| 1411: Homesickness | One of our volunteers in the late war | 5 | 327634 |
| 1412: Homesteads | Malachi," said a prospective homesteader | 2 | 327788 |
| 1413: Honesty | He's an honest young man | | 327675 |
| 1414: Honesty | VISITOR - "And you always did your | 2 | 328816 |
| 1415: Honesty | Ex-District Attorney Jerome, | 1 | 327650 |
| 1416: Honesty | How is it, Mr. Brown, | 3 | 327559 |
| 1417: Honesty | The stranger laid down four aces and scooped in the pot. | 2 | 327060 |
| 1418: Honesty | A dumpy little woman with solemn eyes, | 7 | 327447 |
| 1419: Honeymoon | The newly married pair were stopping | 5 | 327667 |
| 1420: Honor | In the smoking compartment of a Pullman, | 5 | 327320 |
| 1421: Honor | Titles of honour add not to his worth, | 2 | 326963 |
| 1422: Honorable Intentions | A certain man notorious for his slowness | 4 | 328846 |
| 1423: Hope | FRED - "My dear Dora, | 2 | 327036 |
| 1424: Hope Springs Eternal | Oldest Inhabitant: "I never expected to live | 1 | 327773 |
| 1425: Hope Springs Eternal | That's Betty Grant's new maid. | 3 | 327692 |
| 1426: Hope Springs Eternal | Father: "Don't know the French for cat, | 2 | 327601 |
| 1427: Hope Springs Eternal | Betty (after flash of lightning) | 1 | 327857 |
| 1428: Hope Springs Eternal | Employer: "John, I wish you wouldn't | 2 | 327723 |
| 1429: Hope Springs Eternal | Mistress: "Oh, Jane, | 2 | 327214 |
| 1430: Hope Springs Eternal | Little Girl (in foreground): | 1 | 327471 |
| 1431: Hope Springs Eternal | Mistress: "I hope you're doing | 2 | 327386 |
| 1432: Hope Springs Eternal | Raw Hand at sea for first time | 3 | 330217 |
| 1433: Hope Springs Eternal | Can you play bridge to-night? | 4 | 327757 |
| 1434: Hope Springs Eternal | Master: "But, Jenkins, the name | 2 | 327200 |
| 1435: Hope Springs Eternal | Successful Poultry Farmer: | 2 | 327022 |
| 1436: Hope Springs Eternal | Small Boy (who has been promised | 1 | 327342 |
| 1437: Hope Springs Eternal | Mother: "Oh, Mary, why do | 2 | 327843 |
| 1438: Hope Springs Eternal | Mother (to child who has been naughty): | 2 | 327674 |
| 1439: Horses | A city man, visiting a small country town, | 2 | 327768 |
| 1440: Horses | A traveler in Indiana noticed that a farmer | 5 | 327377 |
| 1441: Horses | A German farmer was in search of a horse. | 4 | 327544 |
| 1442: Horses | There's a grocer who is notorious | 6 | 327319 |
| 1443: Horses | Before Abraham Lincoln became President | 3 | 327498 |
| 1444: Hospital | Little Mary, who had fallen ill, | 3 | 327899 |
| 1445: Hospitality | The good wife apologized to her unexpected guests | 4 | 327358 |
| 1446: Hospitality | Night was approaching and it was raining hard. | 6 | 327970 |
| 1447: Hospitality | The old friends had had three days together. | 3 | 327103 |
| 1448: Hospitality | A youngster of three was enjoying a story | 3 | 331983 |
| 1449: Hosts | I thank you for your welcome | 2 | 327225 |
| 1450: Hosts | Here's to the host and the hostess, | 4 | 327052 |
| 1451: Hotels | In a Montana hotel there is a notice | 1 | 327076 |
| 1452: How He Did It | First Theatrical Manager: "Do you have any trouble | 2 | 327417 |
| 1453: How It Happened | What! You don't mean to tell | 2 | 327273 |
| 1454: How the Well-Dressed Lawyer Lost His Expensive Shoes | One day an extremely well-dressed and | 73 | 330975 |
| 1455: Huh | Huh! Yuh talks 'bout sassiety | 2 | 327146 |
| 1456: Humbug | Two boys once thought to play a trick | 7 | 327444 |
| 1457: Humidity | The little boy had been warned repeatedly | 4 | 327901 |
| 1458: Humility | The slow suitor asked: | 3 | 327632 |
| 1459: Hunger | That woman never turns away a hungry man. | 3 | 328428 |
| 1460: Hunger | A man was telling about an exciting experience in Russia. | 3 | 327931 |
| 1461: Hunting | An amateur sportsman spent the day | 7 | 327794 |
| 1462: Hunting | A gentleman from London was invited to go for | 5 | 327774 |
| 1463: Husbands | Is she making him a good wife? | 2 | 327416 |
| 1464: Husbands | A husband and wife ran a freak show in a certain provincial town, | 3 | 328003 |
| 1465: Husbands | An eminent German scientist who recently | 3 | 327456 |
| 1466: Husbands | A couple of old grouches at the Metropolitan Club | 4 | 327323 |
| 1467: Husbands | Your husband says he leads a dog's life, | 2 | 328160 |
| 1468: Husbands | NEIGHBOR - "I s'pose your Bill's 'ittin' | 2 | 327710 |
| 1469: Husbands | You say you are your wife's third husband? | 3 | 327778 |
| 1470: Husbands | MR. HENPECK - "Is my wife going out, Jane?" | 3 | 327205 |
| 1471: Husbands | A happily married woman, who had enjoyed | 4 | 327261 |
| 1472: Husbands | An absent-minded man was interrupted | 3 | 327610 |
| 1473: Husbands | Mrs. McKinley used to tell of a colored widow | 5 | 327061 |
| 1474: Husbands | I suffer so from insomnia | 2 | 327317 |
| 1475: Husbands | Did Hardlucke bear his misfortune | 2 | 327625 |
| 1476: Husbands | A popular society woman announced a | 1 | 327345 |
| 1477: Husbands | A very man - not one of nature's clods | 4 | 327603 |
| 1478: Husbands | A woman mounted the steps of the elevated | 2 | 327487 |
| 1479: Husbands | OLD MONEY (dying) | 2 | 327902 |
| 1480: Husbands | An inveterate poker player, | 5 | 327250 |
| 1481: Husbands | MR. HOMEBODY - "I see you keep copies | 2 | 327345 |
| 1482: Husbands | There is gladness in his gladness, when he's glad, | 5 | 327296 |
| 1483: Hybridization | We used to think that the smartest man | 1 | 327882 |
| 1484: Hyperbole | Speakin' of fertile soil, | 4 | 327401 |
| 1485: Hyperbole | News comes from Southern Kansas | 1 | 327641 |
| 1486: Hypocrisy | Hypocrisy is all | 1 | 327478 |
| 1487: Hypocrisy | TEACHER-"Now, Tommy, what is a hypocrite?" | 2 | 327525 |
| 1488: Ideals | The fact that his two pet bantam | 2 | 327866 |
| 1489: Identity | The paying teller told mournfully | 4 | 327721 |
| 1490: Idioms | The foreigner, who prided himself | 2 | 328119 |
| 1491: Idioms | The old man told how his brother | 4 | 327780 |
| 1492: Illusions And Hallucinations | A doctor came up to a patient | 3 | 327764 |
| 1493: Illustration | Pat was set to work with the circular saw | 3 | 327780 |
| 1494: Imagination | One day a mother overheard her daughter | 5 | 327666 |
| 1495: Imitation | Not long ago a company was rehearsing | 3 | 328113 |
| 1496: Impatience | An acquaintance encountered in the village | 2 | 327929 |
| 1497: Important Business | That you, dearie? I'm detained | 4 | 327988 |
| 1498: Impudence | The ice on the river was in perfect condition. | 4 | 330384 |
| 1499: In A Fix | Mrs. Muggins: "It's raining, | 2 | 327718 |
| 1500: In Keeping | I really believe he married her | 2 | 328212 |
| 1501: In Kind | In many of the rural districts | 1 | 327549 |
| 1502: In Order To Be Filled | Two negroes were working in a coal-bin | 6 | 327877 |
| 1503: In That Case | She: "When one is really thirsty, | 2 | 327648 |
| 1504: Inadvertent | Prospective Bride: "I am glad I decided | 2 | 327445 |
| 1505: Indirection | The bashful suitor finally nerved himself | 2 | 327905 |
| 1506: Infants | A wife after the divorce, | 3 | 328407 |
| 1507: Infants | Is the baby strong? | | 327831 |
| 1508: Inheritance | A lawyer made his way to the edge | 15 | 328478 |
| 1509: Inheritance | In a London theatre, a tragedy was being played. | 4 | 327685 |
| 1510: Inheritance | Said one Tommy to another: | 3 | 327971 |
| 1511: Initiative | The sweet little girl had a violent tussle | 3 | 327858 |
| 1512: Injustice | The child sat by the road bawling loudly. | 5 | 327716 |
| 1513: Innocence | A little girl four years old was alone | 7 | 327789 |
| 1514: Innocence | The very young clergyman made his first parochial call. | 4 | 327944 |
| 1515: Inquisitiveness | In the smoking car, one of the passengers had an empty coatsleeve. | 4 | 327791 |
| 1516: Inquisitiveness | The curiosity of the passenger | 7 | 327873 |
| 1517: Insomnia | The man suffering from insomnia quite often | 1 | 328226 |
| 1518: Inspirations | She was from Boston, and he was not. | 5 | 328202 |
| 1519: Instalment Plan | Half the world doesn't know how | 1 | 327900 |
| 1520: Instructions | A lively looking porter stood | 7 | 328152 |
| 1521: Insult | The young wife greeted her husband | 11 | 327844 |
| 1522: Insult | Tom Corwin was remarkable for the size of his | 2 | 328033 |
| 1523: Insurance | The woman at the insurance office | 5 | 328243 |
| 1524: Insurgents | And what," asked a visitor to the | 2 | 328236 |
| 1525: Interest | If a man has a beautiful stenographer, | 2 | 327480 |
| 1526: Intermission | During a lecture, Artemas Ward | 2 | 327727 |
| 1527: Interviews | Haven't your opinions on this subject | 4 | 327872 |
| 1528: Inventors | The profiteer, skimming over the advertisements | 2 | 327886 |
| 1529: Invitations | Recently," says a Richmond man, | 2 | 328572 |
| 1530: Invitations | One day a Chinese poor man met | 5 | 327454 |
| 1531: Invitations | MARION (just from the telephone) | 3 | 327806 |
| 1532: Invitations | Little Willie wanted a birthday party, | 6 | 328007 |
| 1533: Irish Bulls | Two Irishmen were among a class | 1 | 327409 |
| 1534: Irish Bulls | Dear teacher," wrote little Johnny's mother, | 1 | 327952 |
| 1535: Irish Bulls | An Irishman once was mounted on a mule | 1 | 327828 |
| 1536: Irish Bulls | The doctor says if 'e lasts | 1 | 327375 |
| 1537: Irish Bulls | For rent - | 1 | 327778 |
| 1538: Irish Bulls | A servant of an English nobleman | 1 | 327305 |
| 1539: Irish Bulls | A pretty school teacher, | 1 | 327572 |
| 1540: Irish Bulls | A college professor, | 2 | 327730 |
| 1541: Irish Bulls | MAGISTRATE - "You admit you stole the pig?" | 3 | 328014 |
| 1542: Irish Bulls | In choosing his men, | 1 | 327301 |
| 1543: Irish Bulls | If you want to put that song | 3 | 327537 |
| 1544: Irish Bulls | A little old Irishman was trying to see | 1 | 327563 |
| 1545: Irish Bulls | MRS. JENKINS - "Mrs. Smith, | 2 | 327234 |
| 1546: Irish Bulls | In the hall of a Philharmonic society | 2 | 327444 |
| 1547: Irish Bulls | Sir Boyle Roche is credited | 1 | 327288 |
| 1548: Irish Bulls | A certain high-school professor, | 1 | 329856 |
| 1549: Irish Bulls | Once, at a criminal court, | 2 | 327436 |
| 1550: Irish Bulls | The ways in which application forms | 4 | 327424 |
| 1551: Irish Bulls | Applicant does not know anything about maternal posterity, | 5 | 327690 |
| 1552: Irishmen | A Peoria merchant deals | 1 | 327301 |
| 1553: Irishmen | Here are some words, | 1 | 327238 |
| 1554: Irishmen | An Irishman once lined up his family | 4 | 327551 |
| 1555: Irreverence | There were three young women of Birmingham, | 5 | 326917 |
| 1556: Irreverence | A few years ago Henry James reviewed | 4 | 327384 |
| 1557: It Worked | A tramp entered a baker's, shivering piteously. | 13 | 327648 |
| 1558: Items | The painter was required to render | 20 | 327815 |
| 1559: Jewelry | Young Woman (holding out hand): | 2 | 327856 |
| 1560: Jewels | The girl with the ruby lips we like, | 8 | 327690 |
| 1561: Jews | What is the difference between | 1 | 327704 |
| 1562: Jews | He was quite evidently from the country | 8 | 327703 |
| 1563: Jews | The men were arguing as to who was the greatest inventor. | 4 | 327711 |
| 1564: Jews | Levinsky, despairing of his life, | 9 | 327711 |
| 1565: Jews | The Jews are among the aristocracy | 1 | 327740 |
| 1566: Jokes | The joke maker's association had a feast. | 4 | 327678 |
| 1567: Jokes | A nut and a joke are alike | 1 | 327680 |
| 1568: Jokes | JOKELY - "I got a batch of aeroplane | 3 | 327595 |
| 1569: Jokes | I ne'er forget a joke I have | 4 | 327886 |
| 1570: Jokes | A negro bricklayer in Macon, Georgia, | 4 | 327638 |
| 1571: Jokes | The late H.C. Bunner, when editor of Puck, | 2 | 327798 |
| 1572: Jokes | NEW CONGRESSMAN - "What can I do for you, sir?" | 2 | 327923 |
| 1573: Jokes | Jokes were first imported to this country several hundred years | 7 | 327986 |
| 1574: Jokes | Here's to the joke, the good old joke, | 12 | 327854 |
| 1575: Jokes | A jest's prosperity lies in the ear | 3 | 327682 |
| 1576: Journalism | A Louisville journalist was excessively proud | 1 | 327810 |
| 1577: Journalism | John R. McLean, owner of the Cincinnati Enquirer | 4 | 328030 |
| 1578: Journalism | A newspaper man named Fling | 5 | 327769 |
| 1579: Journalism | Come in," called the magazine editor. | 3 | 327826 |
| 1580: Journalism | Hear, land o' cakes, and brither Scots, | 6 | 327915 |
| 1581: Judges | A judge once had a case in which the accused | 10 | 328002 |
| 1582: Judges | A gentleman of color who was brought before a police judge, | 2 | 327748 |
| 1583: Judges | Four things belong to a judge: | 1 | 327629 |
| 1584: Judgment | HUSBAND - "But you must admit | 2 | 327654 |
| 1585: Judgment Day | It was Judgment Day, and throngs | 7 | 327601 |
| 1586: Jury | In the south of Ireland a judge | 1 | 327571 |
| 1587: Jury | There was recently haled into an Alabama court | 4 | 327486 |
| 1588: Just Ignorance | He (dejectedly): | 2 | 328140 |
| 1589: Justice | There are two sides to every question | 1 | 327548 |
| 1590: Justice | What, Tommy, in the jam again, | 2 | 327795 |
| 1591: Justice | One man's word is no man's word, | 2 | 327451 |
| 1592: Justice | He who decides a case without hearing | 1 | 327879 |
| 1593: Justice At Last | It was the usual domestic storm. | 7 | 327501 |
| 1594: Justification | Wife: "Two bottles of ginger ale, | 2 | 328185 |
| 1595: Justification | First Flapper: "The cheek of that conductor! | 3 | 327735 |
| 1596: Justification | Mollie (who has been naughty and | 2 | 328038 |
| 1597: Justification | Governess: "Well, Mollie, | 4 | 327843 |
| 1598: Justification | I say, dear old bean, | 3 | 327826 |
| 1599: Justification | Irate Parent: "While you stood | 2 | 327668 |
| 1600: Justification | Wife: "My dear, we've simply | 1 | 327524 |
| 1601: Justification | Mrs. Goodheart: "I am soliciting for the poor. | 2 | 327373 |
| 1602: Justification | What's the matter, little boy? | 2 | 327806 |
| 1603: Justification | Helen's elder sister: "You know, | 2 | 327854 |
| 1604: Justification | Can I 'ave the arternoon off to | 3 | 328029 |
| 1605: Justification | Child: "Mother, | 1 | 327848 |
| 1606: Justification | The schoolmaster was explaining | 2 | 327960 |
| 1607: Justification | Wife: "Yes, dear. | 2 | 327962 |
| 1608: Justification | Podger (to new acquaintance): | 2 | 327616 |
| 1609: Justification | Young Husband: "It seems to me, | 2 | 327709 |
| 1610: Justification | Wife (referring to guest): | 2 | 327304 |
| 1611: Justification | Questioning a class, an inspector asked: | 5 | 327836 |
| 1612: Justification | Salesman: "Another advantage of this machine, | 2 | 327797 |
| 1613: Justification | The Stage Manager: "Now then, | 2 | 327168 |
| 1614: Justification | Old Gentleman (to new gardener): | 2 | 327490 |
| 1615: Justification | My dear, you're not going | 3 | 327154 |
| 1616: Justification | Lady (who has purchased a ready-made dress): | 2 | 327345 |
| 1617: Juvenile Delinquency | A woman left her baby in its carriage | 1 | 327485 |
| 1618: Kentucky | Kentucky is the state | 1 | 328215 |
| 1619: Kindness | Kindness goes a long ways | 1 | 331133 |
| 1620: Kindness | An old couple came in from the country, | 4 | 327750 |
| 1621: Kindness | A fat woman entered a crowded street car | 4 | 327946 |
| 1622: Kings And Rulers | I think," said the heir apparent, | 3 | 328035 |
| 1623: Kings And Rulers | The present King George in his younger days | 3 | 327728 |
| 1624: Kings And Rulers | And so we sing, "Long live the King; | 4 | 328165 |
| 1625: Kings And Rulers | FIRST EUROPEAN SOCIETY LADY - "Wouldn't you like | 2 | 327969 |
| 1626: Kings And Rulers | One afternoon Kaiser Wilhelm caustically reproved | 6 | 327558 |
| 1627: Kings And Rulers | During the war of 1812, | 2 | 328004 |
| 1628: Kings And Rulers | A lady of Queen Victoria's court | 1 | 328027 |
| 1629: Kings And Rulers | Ten poor men sleep in peace | 2 | 327703 |
| 1630: Kings And Rulers | Here lies our sovereign lord, the king, | 5 | 327577 |
| 1631: Kinship | The urchin was highly excited, | 2 | 327696 |
| 1632: Kinship | The Southern lady interrogated her colored cook, | 6 | 327739 |
| 1633: Kiss | I took that pretty girl from | 3 | 327285 |
| 1634: Kisses | The bridegroom, who was in a horribly nervous condition, | 4 | 327968 |
| 1635: Kisses | The young man addressed the old grouch: | 4 | 327661 |
| 1636: Kisses | Here's to a kiss: | 7 | 327607 |
| 1637: Kisses | If I should kiss you | 2 | 327888 |
| 1638: Kisses | What is he so angry with you for? | 6 | 328179 |
| 1639: Kisses | There was an old maiden from Fife, | 5 | 327761 |
| 1640: Kisses | Here's to the red of the holly berry, | 4 | 327671 |
| 1641: Kisses | There was a young sailor of Lyd, | 5 | 327593 |
| 1642: Kisses | There once was a maiden of Siam, | 5 | 327971 |
| 1643: Kisses | Lord! I wonder what fool | 1 | 327878 |
| 1644: Kissing | The subject of kissing was debated | 2 | 327596 |
| 1645: Kissing | The tiny boy fell down and bumped his head. | 4 | 328017 |
| 1646: Kissing | Some Scottish deacons were famous, | 2 | 329217 |
| 1647: Kissing Me | She: "What do you mean by kissing me? | 3 | 327458 |
| 1648: Knowledge | A physician was driving through a village | 2 | 327941 |
| 1649: Knowledge | With knowledge | 1 | 327803 |
| 1650: Knowledge | The son of the family was home | 2 | 327694 |
| 1651: Kultur | HERR HAMMERSCHLEGEL (winding up the argument) | 2 | 327782 |
| 1652: Labor And Laboring Classes | A farmer in great need of extra hands | 5 | 327883 |
| 1653: Landlords | An English tourist was sightseeing in Ireland | 3 | 328063 |
| 1654: Languages | George Ade, with a fellow American, | 2 | 327791 |
| 1655: Languages | Milton was one day asked by a friend | 2 | 327845 |
| 1656: Languages | Prince Bismarck was once pressed | 2 | 327619 |
| 1657: Lantern | Mr. Goodsole: "Well, what do you want?" | 2 | 327660 |
| 1658: Laughter | Josh Billings said: | | 328234 |
| 1659: Laughter | TEACHER - "Freddie, you musn't | 2 | 327980 |
| 1660: Laughter | Laugh and the world laughs | 2 | 327815 |
| 1661: Laughter | About the best and finest | 1 | 327822 |
| 1662: Law | The lawyer explained to the client his scale of prices: | 2 | 328471 |
| 1663: Lawyers | Ignorance of the law does not | 1 | 327550 |
| 1664: Lawyers | George Ade had finished his speech | 4 | 328011 |
| 1665: Lawyers | A man was charged with stealing a horse, | 3 | 328050 |
| 1666: Lawyers | An elderly darky in Georgia, | 2 | 327760 |
| 1667: Lawyers | You have a pretty tough looking lot of customers | 2 | 327992 |
| 1668: Lawyers | Did youse git anyt'ing? | 3 | 328121 |
| 1669: Lawyers | The dean of the Law Department was very busy | 5 | 327711 |
| 1670: Lawyers | A lawyer cross-examining a witness, | 1 | 327875 |
| 1671: Lawyers | An impecunious young lawyer recently received | 8 | 328434 |
| 1672: Lawyers | A prisoner was brought before the bar | 10 | 328071 |
| 1673: Lawyers | What is that little boy crying about? | 4 | 327530 |
| 1674: Lawyers | A man walking along the street of a village | 5 | 328325 |
| 1675: Lawyers | Deceive not thy | 1 | 327694 |
| 1676: Lawyers | A Sergeant of the Lawe, war and wys | 6 | 327907 |
| 1677: Lawyers | There was a town jail, | 4 | 327806 |
| 1678: Lawyers | Some physicians direct their patients | 1 | 327812 |
| 1679: Laziness | A tourist in the mountains of Tennessee | 7 | 327738 |
| 1680: Laziness | While the train was waiting on a side track | 8 | 327890 |
| 1681: Laziness | How's times?" inquired a tourist. | 6 | 330502 |
| 1682: Laziness | A tramp, after a day or two in the hustling, | 2 | 327996 |
| 1683: Laziness | An Atlanta man tells of an amusing experience | 6 | 327832 |
| 1684: Laziness | Some temptations come to | 1 | 327780 |
| 1685: Laziness | Foreman: "'Ow is it that little | 2 | 327885 |
| 1686: Leap Year | A girl looked calmly at a caller | 6 | 327906 |
| 1687: Lease | Mr. McNab (after having his lease read over to him): | 1 | 327623 |
| 1688: Legerdemain | What did you do last night? | 2 | 328906 |
| 1689: Legislators | Thomas B. Reed was one of the Legislative | 4 | 327761 |
| 1690: Lent | Did you give up anything during Lent? | 2 | 327853 |
| 1691: Letters | What are you doing, Marjory? | 4 | 327716 |
| 1692: Letting Him Know | Flora: "I'm writing to tell Jack | 3 | 327721 |
| 1693: Liars | There are three kinds of liars: | 4 | 327667 |
| 1694: Liars | Two Irishmen were working on the roof | 5 | 327489 |
| 1695: Liars | FATHER (reprovingly) | 2 | 327910 |
| 1696: Liars | A private, anxious to secure leave of absence, | 5 | 328004 |
| 1697: Liars | A conductor and a brakeman on a Montana railroad | 4 | 327975 |
| 1698: Liars | MOTHER - "Oh, Bobby, I'm ashamed of you. | 2 | 328827 |
| 1699: Liars | The sages of the general store | 3 | 327743 |
| 1700: Liars | A lie is an | 1 | 327850 |
| 1701: Liars | An Idaho guide whose services were retained | 8 | 340940 |
| 1702: Liars | When by night the frogs are croaking, | 4 | 327058 |
| 1703: Liars | The World War has incited veterans | 10 | 327276 |
| 1704: Liberty | Liberty is being free from the | 1 | 327625 |
| 1705: Liberty | A day, an hour, of virtuous liberty | 2 | 327599 |
| 1706: Liberty | Where liberty dwells | 1 | 327129 |
| 1707: Librarians | A country newspaper printed the following announcement: | 1 | 327149 |
| 1708: Librarians | The modern librarian is a genius. | 10 | 327388 |
| 1709: Librarians | One librarian has the following | 3 | 327208 |
| 1710: Librarians | A distinguished librarian is a good follower | 1 | 327582 |
| 1711: Librarians | Many catalogers append notes to the main | 7 | 327877 |
| 1712: Librarians | In a branch library a reader asked | 1 | 327365 |
| 1713: Librarians | Have you A Joy Forever? | 2 | 327848 |
| 1714: Lies | A certain famous preacher when preaching | 4 | 328972 |
| 1715: Life | Life's an aquatic meet | 1 | 328085 |
| 1716: Life | I count life just a stuff | 2 | 327600 |
| 1717: Life | May you live as long as you like, | 2 | 327201 |
| 1718: Life | Live, while you live," the epicure would say, | 6 | 327185 |
| 1719: Life | This world that we're a-livin' in | 4 | 327343 |
| 1720: Life | Dost thou love life? | 1 | 327247 |
| 1721: Life | | 6 | 326993 |
| 1722: Life Insurance | A man went to an insurance office | 9 | 327948 |
| 1723: Life Size | I would like to have a globe | 3 | 327009 |
| 1724: Life's Biggest Problem | Old Job: "The best way to get | 2 | 327465 |
| 1725: Life's Biggest Problem | He (just introduced): | 3 | 327166 |
| 1726: Life's Biggest Problem | A customer entered the small-town | 2 | 327624 |
| 1727: Life's Biggest Problem | Pompous Publisher (to aspiring novice in literature): | 2 | 327755 |
| 1728: Life's Difficulties | Mother: "Why, what's the matter, darling?" | 4 | 327038 |
| 1729: Life's Difficulties | Does God make lions, Mother? | 3 | 327309 |
| 1730: Life's Difficulties | Excuse me, officer, | 1 | 327638 |
| 1731: Life's Difficulties | Mrs. Green to Mrs. Jones | 1 | 327101 |
| 1732: Life's Difficulties | The Woman: "Jazz stockings | 2 | 327080 |
| 1733: Life's Difficulties | Small Invalid (to visitor): | 1 | 327069 |
| 1734: Lightning | The woman was strong-minded, | 2 | 327149 |
| 1735: Lisp | The kindergarten teacher questioned her tiny pupil: | 3 | 327180 |
| 1736: Lisping | Have you lost another tooth, | 2 | 327618 |
| 1737: Literal | The class had been told by the teacher | 2 | 327320 |
| 1738: Literally | He: "I understand that | 2 | 327783 |
| 1739: Literalness | The visitor from the city stopped | 3 | 327228 |
| 1740: Logic | The mother came on her little son who was | 8 | 328391 |
| 1741: Logic | The mother came on her little son | 8 | 327026 |
| 1742: Looking Over | Lady (in box): | 2 | 327841 |
| 1743: Loquacity | The two old Scotchmen played a round | 4 | 327460 |
| 1744: Lost | First Sailor (searching vainly for his ship | 2 | 327633 |
| 1745: Lost And Found | I ain't losing any faith in human nature, | 1 | 327732 |
| 1746: Lost And Found | What were you in for? | 4 | 327235 |
| 1747: Lost And Found | Party that lost purse containing twenty dollars | 1 | 327817 |
| 1748: Lost And Found | A lawyer having offices in a large office | 4 | 327928 |
| 1749: Lost And Found | CHINAMAN - "You tellee me where railroad depot?" | 3 | 327857 |
| 1750: Love | The philosopher calmly defined the exact | 2 | 330166 |
| 1751: Love | Love is an insane desire on the part | 1 | 327271 |
| 1752: Love | MR. SLIMPURSE - "But why do you insist | 2 | 327296 |
| 1753: Love | MAUDE - "Jack is telling around | 3 | 327692 |
| 1754: Love | RICH MAN - "Would you love my daughter | 3 | 328422 |
| 1755: Love | Tis better to have lived and loved | 2 | 327418 |
| 1756: Love | May we have those in our | 1 | 327089 |
| 1757: Love | Here's to love, | 1 | 327735 |
| 1758: Love | Here's to those that I love; | 4 | 327286 |
| 1759: Love | It is best to love wisely, | 1 | 327131 |
| 1760: Love | Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, | 4 | 327178 |
| 1761: Love | O, love, love, love! | 4 | 327396 |
| 1762: Love | Let the man who does | 1 | 327559 |
| 1763: Love | The philosopher calmly defined the | 2 | 327137 |
| 1764: Love | She: Jack is in love with you. | 4 | 327375 |
| 1765: Love | And would you love me | 4 | 327319 |
| 1766: Love at first sight | It was a case of love | 3 | 327713 |
| 1767: Love Me, Love Me Not | The little girl came in tears to her mother. | 4 | 327111 |
| 1768: Loyalty | Jenkins, a newly wedded suburbanite, | 4 | 327696 |
| 1769: Loyalty | BOY - "Come quick, there's a man | 3 | 327967 |
| 1770: Luck | Some people are so fond | 1 | 327093 |
| 1771: Luck | O, once in each man's life, at least, | 8 | 327559 |
| 1772: Luck | Tommy," said his brother, | 2 | 327363 |
| 1773: Luck | A negro who was having one misfortune | 1 | 327499 |
| 1774: Luck | The pessimist quoted from his own experience | 2 | 327285 |
| 1775: Luck | How did you find your steak? | 2 | 327156 |
| 1776: Luck | The new reporter wrote his concluding paragraph | 2 | 327184 |
| 1777: Luck | The editor of the country paper went | 3 | 327069 |
| 1778: Lunacy | The lunatic peered over the asylum wall, | 7 | 327405 |
| 1779: Luxury | The retired colonel, who had seen forty years | 3 | 327034 |
| 1780: Lying | The juryman petitioned the court | 3 | 327319 |
| 1781: Lying | The tender young mother detected | 6 | 327320 |
| 1782: Maiden Speech | The unhappy man explained the cause of his wretchedness: | 3 | 327884 |
| 1783: Maidens | I wish I could know how many men | 2 | 327490 |
| 1784: Maine | The Governor of Maine was at the school | 5 | 327773 |
| 1785: Making Good | What's become ob dat little chameleon | 2 | 327470 |
| 1786: Making Sure | Papa, the Earl wants me to send him | 3 | 327797 |
| 1787: Malaria | The physician had taken his patient's | 3 | 327700 |
| 1788: Man Loses Memory; Shows Up At Emergency Room | A frantic businessman rushed into the emergency room, threw his attaché case on the reception desk, and exclaimed, "Nurse, I need help!" | 50 | 327565 |
| 1789: Managers | Boss: What do you mean by such language? | 3 | 327925 |
| 1790: Managing The Managers | This conversation was overheard | 3 | 327647 |
| 1791: Manners | It is told of Prince Herbert Bismarck | 2 | 327685 |
| 1792: Manners | The tenderfoot in the Western town | 4 | 327680 |
| 1793: Manners | After treading rather heavily on her foot, | 2 | 327895 |
| 1794: Marks(Wo)Manship | An Irishman who, with his wife, | 3 | 327931 |
| 1795: Marks(Wo)Manship | Mary had a little lamb, | 4 | 327814 |
| 1796: Marksmanship | During the Saturday night revels | 6 | 327718 |
| 1797: Marriage | MRS. QUACKENNESS - "Am yo' daughtar happily mar'd, | 2 | 327528 |
| 1798: Marriage | Where am I?" the invalid exclaimed, | 2 | 327718 |
| 1799: Marriage | Archbishop Ryan was visiting a small parish | 4 | 327753 |
| 1800: Marriage | Was Helen's marriage a success? | 2 | 328011 |
| 1801: Marriage | JENNIE - "What makes George such a pessimist?" | 2 | 328177 |
| 1802: Marriage | Matrimony is the | 1 | 328183 |
| 1803: Marriage | One day Mary, the charwoman, | 7 | 327640 |
| 1804: Marriage | A wife placed upon her husband's tombstone: | 1 | 327966 |
| 1805: Marriage | I can take a hundred words a minute, | 2 | 327746 |
| 1806: Marriage | A man and his wife were airing their | 7 | 328113 |
| 1807: Marriage | HIS BETTER HALF - "I think it's time | 3 | 327412 |
| 1808: Marriage | O'Flanagan came home one night with | 3 | 328032 |
| 1809: Marriage | What a strangely interesting face | 2 | 327768 |
| 1810: Marriage | The not especially sweet-tempered | 3 | 327904 |
| 1811: Marriage | A young lady entered a book store | 2 | 327796 |
| 1812: Marriage | Smith and Jones were discussing the question | 5 | 327501 |
| 1813: Marriage | A poor lady the other day hastened | 3 | 327455 |
| 1814: Marriage | The stranger advanced toward the door. | 3 | 327605 |
| 1815: Marriage | TIM - "Sarer Smith (you know 'er | 4 | 327768 |
| 1816: Marriage | The cooing stops with the honeymoon, | 1 | 327702 |
| 1817: Marriage | Well, old man, how did you get along after | 3 | 327938 |
| 1818: Marriage | STRANGER - "What's the fight about?" | 2 | 327587 |
| 1819: Marriage | A colored man had been arrested | 3 | 327833 |
| 1820: Marriage | We admire the strict impartiality | 1 | 328035 |
| 1821: Marriage | How many children have you? | 3 | 327934 |
| 1822: Marriage | SHE - "How did they ever come to marry?" | 2 | 328034 |
| 1823: Marriage | Nat Goodwin and a friend were walking | 5 | 327652 |
| 1824: Marriage | Are you quite sure that was a marriage | 3 | 327931 |
| 1825: Marriage | Is not marriage an open question, | 1 | 327612 |
| 1826: Marriage | HOUSEHOLDER - "Here, drop that coat and clear out!" | 2 | 327378 |
| 1827: Marriage | The reason why so few marriages | 1 | 327517 |
| 1828: Marriage | Love is blind | 1 | 327594 |
| 1829: Marriage | The mild little husband was appealing | 4 | 327768 |
| 1830: Marriage | An African newspaper recently carried | 5 | 327700 |
| 1831: Marriage | The solemn ceremony of marriage | 2 | 327586 |
| 1832: Marriage | The mistress was annoyed by the repeated | 4 | 327187 |
| 1833: Marriage | Deacon Gibbs explained why he had | 2 | 327729 |
| 1834: Marriage | The wife suggested to her husband | 3 | 327020 |
| 1835: Marriage | The very youthful son of a henpecked | 2 | 327087 |
| 1836: Marriage | The woman was six feet tall and broad | 7 | 326967 |
| 1837: Marriage | A lady received a visit from a former | 4 | 327215 |
| 1838: Marriage | The negro, after obtaining a marriage license, | 4 | 327304 |
| 1839: Marriage | The New England widower was speaking | 2 | 327233 |
| 1840: Marriage | There were elaborate preparations | 11 | 327025 |
| 1841: Marriage | Would you marry a man to reform him? | 4 | 327368 |
| 1842: Marriage Fees | A poor couple who went to the priest | 9 | 327619 |
| 1843: Marriage Fees | MANDY - "What foh yo' been goin'to de | 2 | 327439 |
| 1844: Marriage Fees | The knot was tied; the pair were wed, | 12 | 327024 |
| 1845: Maths Homework | A little boy was doing his maths homework. | 11 | 331735 |
| 1846: Measuring Instruments | Golly, but I's tired! | 3 | 327652 |
| 1847: Medical Inspection Of Schools | PASSER-BY - "What's the fuss in the schoolyard, boy?" | 2 | 327633 |
| 1848: Medicine | The farmer's mule had just balked | 4 | 326928 |
| 1849: Medicine | I hope you are following my instructions | 2 | 327356 |
| 1850: Medicine | Rarely has a double meaning turned | 1 | 327649 |
| 1851: Medicine | I firmly believe that if the whole | 1 | 327386 |
| 1852: Medicine | A man's own observation, | | 327917 |
| 1853: Meekness | One evening just before dinner a wife, | 5 | 327035 |
| 1854: Memorials | Two negroes were talking about a recent | 2 | 327311 |
| 1855: Memorials | That's rather a handsome mantelpiece | 4 | 327540 |
| 1856: Memory | Uncle Mose," said a drummer, | 2 | 327850 |
| 1857: Memory | A noted college president, | 7 | 327604 |
| 1858: Memory | Tommy," said his mother reprovingly, | 6 | 327047 |
| 1859: Memory | When time who steals our years away | 4 | 327830 |
| 1860: Memory | The heart hath its own memory, like the mind, | 4 | 327403 |
| 1861: Men | Here's to the men! God bless them! | 4 | 327091 |
| 1862: Men | May all single men be married, | 2 | 327594 |
| 1863: Men | What is your ideal man? | 2 | 327642 |
| 1864: Men | I have thought some of Nature's | 1 | 327686 |
| 1865: Men | Men are four: | 9 | 327129 |
| 1866: Merit | Mrs. Rafferty stopped to address Mrs. Flannagan, | 4 | 327476 |
| 1867: Messages | Have you the rent ready? | 4 | 327924 |
| 1868: Messages | One of the passengers on a wreck | 1 | 327462 |
| 1869: Metaphor | It was a Washington woman, | 2 | 327253 |
| 1870: Metaphor | A water consumer in Los Angeles, | 4 | 327697 |
| 1871: Mice | What's the matter with Briggs? | 2 | 327285 |
| 1872: Middle Classes | WILLIE - "Paw, what is the middle class?" | 2 | 327196 |
| 1873: Might Have Been Worse | The maiden of, er--forty or so, was much upset. | 6 | 328562 |
| 1874: Might Have Been Worse | The maiden of, er--forty or so, was much upset. | 6 | 326878 |
| 1875: Military Discipline | Murphy was a new recruit in the cavalry. | 9 | 327101 |
| 1876: Military Discipline | How dare you come on parade, | 3 | 326927 |
| 1877: Military Discipline | Mistake, error, | 1 | 327184 |
| 1878: Military Discipline | The raw recruit was on sentry duty. | 4 | 327011 |
| 1879: Millionaire | MILLIONAIRE (to a beggar) | 2 | 327498 |
| 1880: Millionaire | Now that you have made $50,000,000, | 2 | 328331 |
| 1881: Millionaire | When I was a young man, | 2 | 327242 |
| 1882: Millionaire | No good man | 1 | 327853 |
| 1883: Millionaire | And all to leave what with his toil he won, | 2 | 327344 |
| 1884: Minorities | Stepping out between the acts at the first | 5 | 326815 |
| 1885: Miscellany | It is related concerning a sofa, | 2 | 327130 |
| 1886: Misers | There was an old man of Nantucket | 5 | 327283 |
| 1887: Misers | A mere madness, | 1 | 327709 |
| 1888: Misled | The Client: "I bought and paid | 3 | 327029 |
| 1889: Mismated | A Texas lad, lacking a team of horses | 2 | 327275 |
| 1890: Missionaries | SHE - "Poor cousin Jack! | 2 | 327743 |
| 1891: Missionaries | At a meeting of the Women's Foreign Missionary Society | 2 | 327267 |
| 1892: Missions | What in the world are you up to, Hilda? | 2 | 330893 |
| 1893: Mistake | Magna Charta said that | 1 | 328051 |
| 1894: Mistake | Panama is a town | 1 | 328586 |
| 1895: Mistake | The three highest mountains | | 327710 |
| 1896: Mistake | Wolsey saved his life | | 328047 |
| 1897: Mistake | Those melodious bursts | 1 | 327941 |
| 1898: Mistake | Queen Elizabeth rode | 1 | 328095 |
| 1899: Mistake | When England was placed | 1 | 327868 |
| 1900: Mistake | The gods of the Indians | 1 | 327391 |
| 1901: Mistake | Every one needs a holiday | 1 | 328370 |
| 1902: Mistake | The Seven Great Powers of Europe | 1 | 327508 |
| 1903: Mistake | Liberty of conscience means | 1 | 328309 |
| 1904: Mistake | Skeleton is what you | | 327443 |
| 1905: Mistake | A night watchman is | 1 | 327980 |
| 1906: Mistaken Identity | There was a young fellow named Paul, | 5 | 327105 |
| 1907: Mistaken Identity | A Scottish woman, | 4 | 327372 |
| 1908: Mistaken Identity | The late James McNeil Whistler | 4 | 327222 |
| 1909: Mistaken Identity | The steamer was on the point of leaving, | 10 | 327107 |
| 1910: Mistaken Identity | Much to the curious little girl's disgust, | 2 | 327334 |
| 1911: Mistaken Identity | The raw Irishman was told by the farmer | 2 | 327020 |
| 1912: Mistaken Identity | The meek-looking gentleman arose hastily | 5 | 327205 |
| 1913: Mistaken Identity | The little man was perfectly harmless, | 4 | 327213 |
| 1914: Mistaken Identity | The traveling salesman instructed | 3 | 327242 |
| 1915: Mistaken Identity | The assistant minister announced | 3 | 327235 |
| 1916: Mistaken Identity | The child went with her mother on a visit | 4 | 327038 |
| 1917: Mistaken Identity | The new clergyman was coming to call, | 4 | 327011 |
| 1918: Mistaken Identity | The editor of a country newspaper betook | 1 | 327122 |
| 1919: Mistress | You say you doted on your last mistress? | 4 | 327926 |
| 1920: Misunderstood | Mistress: "Don't call them jugs, | 2 | 327138 |
| 1921: Mixed Metaphors | A babu, or native clerk, | 2 | 327582 |
| 1922: Modesty | A British journalist, in an article | 2 | 329429 |
| 1923: Mollycoddles | Tommy, why don't you play with Frank any more? | 2 | 327306 |
| 1924: Money | In some of the college settlements | 4 | 327115 |
| 1925: Money Talks | The disreputable-looking panhandler picked | 4 | 327258 |
| 1926: Money Value | A well-known millionaire entertained | 2 | 327427 |
| 1927: Monogamy | The wives of the savage chief questioned | 5 | 327319 |
| 1928: Monotony | The son of the house addressed his mother wistfully. | 5 | 328115 |
| 1929: Moral Education | Two little boys, four and five years old respectively, | 2 | 327240 |
| 1930: Morality | The more-or-less-religious woman | 2 | 327143 |
| 1931: More Desperate Still | She: "Oh! there's no use | 2 | 327545 |
| 1932: More Opportunity | The Wife: "Really, my dear, | 2 | 328197 |
| 1933: More Opportunity | Jacky, dear, | 2 | 327696 |
| 1934: More Opportunity | The Ant: "Well, we've struck!" | 3 | 327587 |
| 1935: More Opportunity | Effie: "George and I have been down | 3 | 327953 |
| 1936: Mosquitoes | Senator Gore, of Oklahoma, while addressing | 5 | 327797 |
| 1937: Mosquitoes | The visitor from another state talked | | 327200 |
| 1938: Mosquitoes | A visitor in the South complained bitterly | 2 | 327488 |
| 1939: Mothers | While reconnoitering in Westmoreland County, | 12 | 327361 |
| 1940: Mothers | The wagons of "the greatest show on earth" | 4 | 327042 |
| 1941: Mothers | A little girl, being punished by her mother flew, | 3 | 327400 |
| 1942: Mothers | One morning a little girl hung about the kitchen | 2 | 327158 |
| 1943: Mothers | The public-spirited lady met the little boy | 11 | 327083 |
| 1944: Mothers | Here's to the happiest hours of my life | 3 | 327052 |
| 1945: Mothers | Happy he | 5 | 327429 |
| 1946: Mothers | Women know | 8 | 327335 |
| 1947: Mothers-In-Law | Justice David J. Brewer was asked not long ago by a man. | 4 | 327546 |
| 1948: Mothers-In-Law | SHE - "And so you are going to | 2 | 327579 |
| 1949: Mothers-In-Law | WAITER - "Have another glass, sir?" | 3 | 327786 |
| 1950: Mothers-In-Law | A blackmailer wrote the following | 2 | 330191 |
| 1951: Mothers-In-Law | An undertaker telegraphed to a man | 1 | 327374 |
| 1952: Motorcycles | The automobile was a thing unheard of to a mountaineer | 2 | 327117 |
| 1953: Motto | | 12 | 326822 |
| 1954: Mountains | Some real-estate dealers in British Columbia | 1 | 327303 |
| 1955: Movie Star | And about the salary? | 4 | 327404 |
| 1956: Moving Pictures | Your soldiers look fat and happy. | 1 | 327858 |
| 1957: Muck-Raking | The way of the transgressor | 1 | 327462 |
| 1958: Mules | Gen. O.O. Howard, as is well known, | 5 | 327616 |
| 1959: Municipal Government | What's the trouble in Plunkville? | 4 | 326975 |
| 1960: Museums | It had been anything but an easy afternoon | 3 | 327152 |
| 1961: Museums | Two Marylanders, who were visiting the National Museum | 4 | 326989 |
| 1962: Music | The musical young woman who dropped her peekaboo | | 327388 |
| 1963: Music | A thief broke into a Madison avenue mansion | 8 | 327728 |
| 1964: Music | A lady told Swinburne that she would render | 1 | 327466 |
| 1965: Music | The accomplished and obliging pianist | 1 | 327464 |
| 1966: Music | Dinner was a little late. | 4 | 327730 |
| 1967: Music | Music is the | 1 | 327450 |
| 1968: Music | I even think that, sentimentally, | 1 | 327576 |
| 1969: Music | There's music in the sighing of a reed; | 4 | 327318 |
| 1970: Music | Artemas Ward said: | 2 | 327449 |
| 1971: Music | The optimistic pessimist explained | 2 | 327222 |
| 1972: Music | The young man, who was interested in natural history, | 4 | 327480 |
| 1973: Music | The boy violinist, played at a private musical, | 2 | 327232 |
| 1974: Music | The apoplectic and grumpy old gentleman | 5 | 328157 |
| 1975: Musicians | FATHER - "Well, sonny, did you take your dog | 4 | 327764 |
| 1976: Musicians | The "celebrated pianiste," Miss Sharpe, | 3 | 327923 |
| 1977: Musicians | Tis God gives skill | 4 | 327046 |
| 1978: Native Born | He hit me on de koko, yer honour. | 5 | 327628 |
| 1979: Natives | FRIEND (admiring the prodigy) | 2 | 327767 |
| 1980: Natural Deduction | The man that argues with a woman is a fool, | 4 | 327543 |
| 1981: Nature Lovers | Would you mind tooting your factory | 3 | 327848 |
| 1982: Navigation | The fog was dense and the boat had | 4 | 327828 |
| 1983: Neatness | The neatness of the New England housekeeper | 5 | 327848 |
| 1984: Neatness | The Japanese are remarkably tidy in the matter | 4 | 327585 |
| 1985: Needs | What this country needs is more production. | 2 | 327652 |
| 1986: Negroes | A colored girl asked the drug clerk | 8 | 327655 |
| 1987: Negroes | In certain parts of the West Indies | 6 | 327563 |
| 1988: Negroes | Dinah, crying bitterly, | 3 | 328028 |
| 1989: Negroes | Liza, what fo' yo' buy dat | 2 | 327532 |
| 1990: Negroes | Johnny," said the mother as she vigorously | 2 | 328178 |
| 1991: Negroes | The day before she was to be married | | 327611 |
| 1992: Negroes | A southern colonel had a colored valet | 7 | 327713 |
| 1993: Negroes | A negro went into a hardware shop | 1 | 328179 |
| 1994: Negroes | Before a house where a colored man had died, | 2 | 327718 |
| 1995: Neighbors | THE MAN AT THE DOOR - "Madame, | 3 | 327514 |
| 1996: Neighbors | It was a late hour when the hostess | 3 | 327511 |
| 1997: Nerves | The older sister rebuked the younger | 2 | 327747 |
| 1998: Never Miss One | Elder sister: "Oh, you fancy yourself very wise, | 2 | 327665 |
| 1999: New Baby | A little boy, the youngest member | 1 | 327942 |
| 2000: New Jersey | You must have had a terrible experience | 2 | 328226 |
| 2001: New Suits | Two darky boys in a Southern city met on the street | 6 | 327469 |
| 2002: New York City | At a convention of Methodist Bishops | 7 | 327872 |
| 2003: New York City | A traveler in Tennessee came across an aged | 9 | 328038 |
| 2004: Newlywed | Mrs. Newlywed (on her first day's shopping): | 1 | 327999 |
| 2005: News | Soon after the installation of the telegraph | 1 | 327879 |
| 2006: News | Our whole neighborhood has been stirred up, | 3 | 327410 |
| 2007: News | There is nothing new | 1 | 327470 |
| 2008: Newspapers | A kind old gentleman seeing a small boy | 2 | 327613 |
| 2009: Newspapers | VOX POPULI - "Do you think you've boosted | 2 | 328043 |
| 2010: Newspapers | COLONEL HIGHFLYER - "What are your rates per column?" | 2 | 327564 |
| 2011: Newspapers | EDITOR - "You wish a position as a proofreader?" | 4 | 327755 |
| 2012: Newspapers | A prominent Montana newspaper man was making | 4 | 327877 |
| 2013: Newspapers | Did you write this report on my lecture, | 3 | 327919 |
| 2014: Newspapers | We clip the following for the benefit | 2 | 327776 |
| 2015: Newspapers | Binks has sued us for libel, | 3 | 327534 |
| 2016: Newspapers | Booth Tarkington says that in no state | 10 | 327993 |
| 2017: Newspapers | You are the greatest inventor in the world, | 2 | 327969 |
| 2018: Newspapers | Not long ago a city editor in Ottumwa, | 3 | 327884 |
| 2019: Newspapers | Enraged over something the local newspaper | 4 | 327711 |
| 2020: Newspapers | Four hostile newspapers | 1 | 327942 |
| 2021: Newspapers | Newspapers always excite curiosity. | 1 | 327662 |
| 2022: Nice | She had only been married a month, | 4 | 327809 |
| 2023: Nicotine | Nicotine is so deadly | 1 | 328346 |
| 2024: Nightmare | And you say you have the same nightmare every night, | 6 | 327826 |
| 2025: No Dissension | Mrs. Storme: "How is your Debating | 2 | 327460 |
| 2026: No Dissension | Why are they not speaking? | 4 | 327672 |
| 2027: No Doubt | Lend me ten, Tom. | 8 | 328037 |
| 2028: No Effect | You tell me," said the judge, | 2 | 327679 |
| 2029: No Kick Coming | Merchant: Look here, | 2 | 327175 |
| 2030: No Nonsense About It | The new vicar was paying a visit | 5 | 327092 |
| 2031: Nomenclature | The young son of a mountaineer family | 2 | 327096 |
| 2032: Nomenclature | When his daughter returned from the girls | 5 | 327164 |
| 2033: Nomenclature | On an occasion when a distinguished critic | 2 | 327856 |
| 2034: Nomenclature | During the scarcity of labor, | 5 | 327595 |
| 2035: Nomenclature | The lady who had some culture, | 2 | 327091 |
| 2036: Nomenclature | One of the two girls in the subway | 3 | 327589 |
| 2037: Nomenclature | A story is told of an office-seeker | 10 | 327354 |
| 2038: Nomenclature | The aged caretaker of the Episcopal | 2 | 327530 |
| 2039: None At All | Sandy had gone to the station | 5 | 327236 |
| 2040: Not A Father | A Protestant Episcopal clergyman | 3 | 327365 |
| 2041: Not In The Business | I'm not quite sure about your | 2 | 327413 |
| 2042: Not Needed | O'Grady: "And why do you want | 2 | 327582 |
| 2043: Not Restricted | That gentleman who is being introduced | 2 | 327678 |
| 2044: Not Restricted | John: "Yew wait here, | 2 | 327812 |
| 2045: Not Restricted | The Wife: "Oh, you needn't sneer! | 2 | 327415 |
| 2046: Not Restricted | The Escort: Who's that fellow | 3 | 326864 |
| 2047: Not Restricted | Voice (far off): | 2 | 327612 |
| 2048: Not Strong Enough | Muriel, aged four, was taken by her governess | 6 | 327121 |
| 2049: Not the Birds and the Bees. | A little boy goes to his father and asks: | 8 | 331794 |
| 2050: Not Unique | He: "Crowded, were you? | 2 | 327618 |
| 2051: Not Up-To-Date | Penelope: "What made George | 2 | 327769 |
| 2052: Not Up-To-Date | Some wise person once said | 3 | 327074 |
| 2053: Not What She Meant | She: "I am sorry to hear | 2 | 327109 |
| 2054: Not What She Meant | He: "By the bye, talking of old times, | 2 | 327476 |
| 2055: Not What She Meant | Jones (who is of an inquiring mind): | 2 | 327705 |
| 2056: Not What She Meant | Mrs. Montague Smart (suddenly, to bashful youth, | 1 | 327258 |
| 2057: Not What She Meant | Mamma: "It's very late, | 2 | 327472 |
| 2058: Not What She Meant | Guest: "Well, good-bye, | 2 | 327890 |
| 2059: Not What She Meant | She: "No! I can't give you another dance. | 2 | 327096 |
| 2060: Not What She Meant | I warn you, Sir! The discourtesy | 1 | 327124 |
| 2061: Not What She Meant | Wife (at upper window): | 3 | 327258 |
| 2062: Not What She Meant | Motor-Launch Officer | 3 | 326996 |
| 2063: Not What She Meant | Mother: "Did you remember to pray | 2 | 327218 |
| 2064: Not Worth Much | The tourist from the East had stopped | 2 | 327048 |
| 2065: Nothing New To Him | The motor car was driven by a determined young woman, | 4 | 327191 |
| 2066: Nothing New To Him | Lady (to pedlar): | 2 | 327518 |
| 2067: Nothing New To Him | There is a lot to be said for | 1 | 327254 |
| 2068: Nothing New To Him | Mother: It is rude to whisper, Humphrey. | 2 | 327043 |
| 2069: Nothing New To Him | She (pouting): | 2 | 326978 |
| 2070: Nothing To Fear | Irate Golfer: "You must take your children | 2 | 326956 |
| 2071: Nothing To Smile At | A Londoner was telling funny stories | 3 | 327872 |
| 2072: Obituaries | If you have frequent fainting spells, | 1 | 327836 |
| 2073: Observation | In his daily half hour confidential | 7 | 327567 |
| 2074: Obstinacy | The old mountaineer and his wife arrived | 7 | 327506 |
| 2075: Occupations | Mrs. Hennessey, who was a late arrival | 5 | 327853 |
| 2076: Occupations | All business men are apt to use the technical | 1 | 327631 |
| 2077: Occupations | Professor," said Miss Skylight, | 4 | 327496 |
| 2078: Occupations | A woman, when asked her husband's occupation, | 2 | 327660 |
| 2079: Occupations | A good turkey dinner and mince pie, | 3 | 327991 |
| 2080: Occupations | JONES - "How'd this happen? | 2 | 327771 |
| 2081: Occupations | The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. | 1 | 327671 |
| 2082: Ocean | A resident of Nahant tells this one | 3 | 327342 |
| 2083: Ocean | Love the sea? | 1 | 327544 |
| 2084: Ocean | I never was on the dull, | 2 | 327771 |
| 2085: Off | There was a distinct air | 2 | 327517 |
| 2086: Off Like A Shot | It was a case of attempted murder, | 7 | 327616 |
| 2087: Office Boy | You discharged your office boy? | 4 | 327615 |
| 2088: Office Boys | Have you had any experience as an office-boy? | 2 | 327933 |
| 2089: Office-Seekers | A gentleman, not at all wealthy, | 10 | 328047 |
| 2090: Office-Seekers | On a trip to Washington, | 6 | 327744 |
| 2091: Old Enough To Know That | Are all flowers popular? | 4 | 327840 |
| 2092: Omen | The great pugilist was superstitious | 2 | 328106 |
| 2093: Once Too Often | Yes, dear, I'm going out to-night. | 2 | 327991 |
| 2094: Once Too Often | Phwat's the matter wid yez, | 2 | 327942 |
| 2095: Onions | Can the Burbanks of the glorious West | 4 | 327690 |
| 2096: Onions | SHE - "They say that an apple | 2 | 328692 |
| 2097: Only Their Way | First Lady (effusively): | 2 | 327612 |
| 2098: Opening Father's Eyes | Papa," said Little Horatio, | 4 | 327741 |
| 2099: Opera | Which do you consider the most | 4 | 327714 |
| 2100: Opportunity | Many a man creates | 1 | 327756 |
| 2101: Opportunity | Who seeks, and will not take | 2 | 327896 |
| 2102: Opportunity | In life's small things be resolute | 4 | 327748 |
| 2103: Optical Illusion | The sergeant rebuked the private angrily: | 5 | 327580 |
| 2104: Optician | A Northern man in an optician's shop | 1 | 328047 |
| 2105: Optimism | Optimism is | 1 | 327526 |
| 2106: Optimism | An optimist is a man | 1 | 327713 |
| 2107: Optimism | An optimist is the fellow | 1 | 327640 |
| 2108: Optimism | An optimist is a woman | 1 | 330835 |
| 2109: Optimism | A political optimist is a fellow | 1 | 327968 |
| 2110: Optimism | Mayor William S. Jordan, | 6 | 327726 |
| 2111: Optimism | A Scotsman who has a keen appreciation | 6 | 327865 |
| 2112: Optimism | A German shoemaker left the gas | 5 | 327655 |
| 2113: Optimism | My own hope is, a sun will pierce | 6 | 328773 |
| 2114: Optimism | The day laborer was of a cheerful | 4 | 327736 |
| 2115: Optimism | The optimist fell from the top story | 2 | 327634 |
| 2116: Orators | It is narrated that Colonel Breckenridge, | 5 | 327936 |
| 2117: Orators | When Demosthenes was asked what | 1 | 327514 |
| 2118: Orientation | John B. Gough was fond of telling | 12 | 327896 |
| 2119: Our Modern Infant | Genial Uncle: "Well, old chap, | 2 | 327751 |
| 2120: Our Modern Infant | Little Girl (to Bride at wedding reception): | 3 | 327495 |
| 2121: Outdoor Life | One day, in the spring of '74, Cap Smith's | 5 | 327432 |
| 2122: Outworn | Tiny Clara heard her mother say | 2 | 327099 |
| 2123: Overtime | Once, in a rush season, | 1 | 327218 |
| 2124: Paintings | She had engaged a maid recently from the country, | 2 | 327635 |
| 2125: Paintings | A picture is | 1 | 327988 |
| 2126: Palmistry | Do you know anything about palmistry | 4 | 327631 |
| 2127: Panics | One night at a theatre some scenery took fire, | 5 | 327934 |
| 2128: Paradox | The amiable old lady was overheard talking | 2 | 327687 |
| 2129: Paradox | Two friends from Ireland on a tour occupied | 4 | 327654 |
| 2130: Parents | William, aged five, had been reprimanded | 3 | 327498 |
| 2131: Parents | What does your mother say | 2 | 327882 |
| 2132: Parents | A little lad was desperately ill, | 3 | 327711 |
| 2133: Parents | Mrs. White was undoubtedly the disciplinarian | 5 | 327582 |
| 2134: Parents | Robert has lately acquired a stepmother. | 3 | 327829 |
| 2135: Parents | Well, Bobby, what do you want | 2 | 327792 |
| 2136: Parents | Little Eleanor's mother was an American, | 2 | 327713 |
| 2137: Parents | The lawyer was sitting at his desk absorbed | 5 | 327458 |
| 2138: Parrots | Pat had but a limited knowledge | 1 | 327764 |
| 2139: Partnership | A West Virginia darky, a blacksmith, | 1 | 327883 |
| 2140: Passwords | I want to change my password, | 5 | 327665 |
| 2141: Passwords | Senator Tillman not long ago piloted a plain | 8 | 327927 |
| 2142: Pastoral | Burdette quotes as follows a year's statistics | 2 | 327752 |
| 2143: Patience | Your husband seems to be very impatient lately. | 4 | 328220 |
| 2144: Patriotism | General Gordon, the Confederate commander, | 2 | 328124 |
| 2145: Patriotism | A snobbish young Englishman visiting Washington's home | 3 | 328046 |
| 2146: Patriotism | Speaking of the policy of the Government | 4 | 327700 |
| 2147: Patriotism | A number of Confederate prisoners, | 8 | 327626 |
| 2148: Patriotism | Historical controversies are creeping into the schools. | 5 | 327673 |
| 2149: Patriotism | Our country! When right to be kept right; | 1 | 327771 |
| 2150: Patriotism | Our country! In her intercourse with foreign | 1 | 327820 |
| 2151: Patriotism | There are no points of the compass | 1 | 327712 |
| 2152: Patriotism | Patriotic exercises and flag worship | 1 | 327713 |
| 2153: Patriotism | The Scotchman returned to his native town, | 2 | 327626 |
| 2154: Patriotism | There is no doubting the strong patriotism | 8 | 327570 |
| 2155: Patriotism | The troops had been marching through | 2 | 327641 |
| 2156: Peace | The mourning widow caused a tender | 2 | 327762 |
| 2157: Peacemaker | The father was telling at the table | 4 | 327477 |
| 2158: Pension | The usual details in administration | 4 | 328070 |
| 2159: Pensions | WILLIS - "I wonder if there will ever be universal peace." | 2 | 327795 |
| 2160: Pensions | Why was it you never married again, | 2 | 328133 |
| 2161: Pensions | If England had a system of pensions like ours, | 1 | 327722 |
| 2162: Perfect Agreement | Mother: "Hush! You two children | 2 | 327609 |
| 2163: Perhaps! | You are a little goose! | 2 | 327609 |
| 2164: Personal Names | Israel Zangwill, the well-known writer, | 2 | 327550 |
| 2165: Personal Names | FRIEND-"So your great Russian actor | 2 | 327790 |
| 2166: Personal Names | A somewhat unpatriotic little son of Italy, | 5 | 327824 |
| 2167: Personal Names | A shy young man once said to a young lady: | 2 | 327465 |
| 2168: Personal Names | An American travelling in Europe engaged a courier. | 7 | 327606 |
| 2169: Personal Names | The story is told of Helen Hunt, | 4 | 327774 |
| 2170: Personal Names | A street-car "masher" tried in every way to attract | 5 | 327580 |
| 2171: Personal Names | The comedian came on with affected diffidence. | 5 | 327650 |
| 2172: Personal Names | But Eliza," said the mistress, | 2 | 327914 |
| 2173: Personal Names | The mother of the girl baby, | 2 | 327728 |
| 2174: Personal Names | There was a great swell in Japan, | 5 | 327410 |
| 2175: Personal Names | He was a young lawyer who had just | 4 | 327584 |
| 2176: Personal Names | Who hath not own'd, | 2 | 327604 |
| 2177: Pessimism | A pessimist is a man | 1 | 327514 |
| 2178: Pessimism | How happy are the Pessimists! | 4 | 327261 |
| 2179: Pessimism | A pessimist is one who | 1 | 327564 |
| 2180: Pessimism | I had a mighty queer surprise | 2 | 327702 |
| 2181: Pessimism | To tell men that they cannot | 1 | 327221 |
| 2182: Pessimism | With earth's first clay they did the last man knead, | 8 | 326921 |
| 2183: Pessimism | The energetic New England woman | 2 | 327426 |
| 2184: Pessimism | The old man shook his head dolefully | 2 | 330930 |
| 2185: Pessimism | The visitor remarked affably to the man of the house: | 3 | 327393 |
| 2186: Philadelphia | A Staten Island man, | 4 | 327498 |
| 2187: Philadelphia | Among the guests at an informal dinner | 3 | 327443 |
| 2188: Philanthropists | Little grains of short weight, | 4 | 327645 |
| 2189: Philanthropy | I hear that Mrs. Brewster hasn't paid her | 3 | 327922 |
| 2190: Philosophy | Philosophy is finding out how many things | 1 | 327679 |
| 2191: Phonetics | Little Willie questioned his grandmother | 6 | 328005 |
| 2192: Physicians And Surgeons | The eight-year-old son of a Baltimore physician, | 4 | 327139 |
| 2193: Physicians And Surgeons | The doctor stood by the bedside, | 5 | 326999 |
| 2194: Physicians And Surgeons | Doctor, I want you to look after my office | 2 | 327651 |
| 2195: Physicians And Surgeons | An old darky once lay seriously ill | 2 | 327459 |
| 2196: Physicians And Surgeons | There had been an epidemic of colds in the town, | 2 | 327401 |
| 2197: Physicians And Surgeons | FIRST DOCTOR - "I operated on him for appendicitis. | 2 | 328218 |
| 2198: Physicians And Surgeons | FUSSY LADY PATIENT - "I was suffering so much, | 2 | 326946 |
| 2199: Physicians And Surgeons | MEDICAL STUDENT - "What did you operate on that man for?" | 4 | 327286 |
| 2200: Physicians And Surgeons | The three degrees in medical treatment | 1 | 327319 |
| 2201: Physicians And Surgeons | What caused the coolness between you | 4 | 327636 |
| 2202: Physicians And Surgeons | A tourist while traveling in the north | 2 | 327608 |
| 2203: Physicians And Surgeons | When the physician gives you medicine | 1 | 327151 |
| 2204: Physicians And Surgeons | Physicians, of all men, | 1 | 327873 |
| 2205: Physicians And Surgeons | This is the way that physicians mend or end us, | 4 | 326965 |
| 2206: Physiology | The teacher explained to her young pupils | 2 | 327200 |
| 2207: Picture show | The lady was waiting to buy a ticket | 3 | 326928 |
| 2208: Pins | Oh, dear!" sighed the wife | 2 | 327484 |
| 2209: Pittsburg | How about that airship? | 4 | 327055 |
| 2210: Pittsburg | SKYBOUGH - "Why have you put that vacuum cleaner | 2 | 327182 |
| 2211: Pittsburg | A man just back from South America | 7 | 327551 |
| 2212: Plain Speaking | The new maid was talkative, | 3 | 327165 |
| 2213: Play | The mother heard a great commotion, | 2 | 327212 |
| 2214: Played Them Both Up | A small boy was playing with an iron hoop | 8 | 329382 |
| 2215: Played Them Both Up | A small boy was playing with an iron | 8 | 327221 |
| 2216: Playing Possum | No, suh," the ancient negro asserted, | 1 | 327773 |
| 2217: Pleasure | BILLY - "Huh! I bet you didn't have a good | 3 | 327483 |
| 2218: Pleasure | Winnie had been very naughty, | 2 | 327051 |
| 2219: Pleasure | In Concord, New Hampshire, | 2 | 327120 |
| 2220: Pleasure | Here's to beauty, | 1 | 327367 |
| 2221: Pleasure | A dinner, coffee and cigars, | 4 | 327568 |
| 2222: Pleasure | The roses of pleasure seldom last | 1 | 326907 |
| 2223: Plumber | The plumber at many dollars a day could afford | 4 | 327327 |
| 2224: Plumber | The long-suffering professor smothered | 7 | 327149 |
| 2225: Poetry | Poetry is a gift we are told, | 1 | 327618 |
| 2226: Poetry | The evil effects of decadent verse | 1 | 327106 |
| 2227: Poets | EDITOR - "Have you submitted this poem anywhere else?" | 3 | 327436 |
| 2228: Poets | Why is it," asked the persistent poetess, | 5 | 327436 |
| 2229: Poets | Sir Lewis Morris was complaining | 1 | 327097 |
| 2230: Poets | God's prophets of the Beautiful, | 2 | 327911 |
| 2231: Poets | We call those poets who are first to mark | 4 | 327878 |
| 2232: Point Of View | A couple from Boston spent a winter in Augusta, | 3 | 327318 |
| 2233: Point Of View | The kindly old lady chanced to be present | 4 | 327156 |
| 2234: Poker | Tommy Atkins and a doughboy sat in a poker | 4 | 327003 |
| 2235: Poker | Daughter," said the old man, sternly, | 3 | 327880 |
| 2236: Police | A man who was "wanted" in Russia | 1 | 327541 |
| 2237: Police | I had a message from the Black Hand, | 6 | 327640 |
| 2238: Politeness | The little girl in the car was a pest. | 4 | 327220 |
| 2239: Politeness | Johnny, who was to be the guest at a neighbor's | 5 | 327796 |
| 2240: Politeness | On Johnnie's return from the birthday party, | 3 | 327634 |
| 2241: Politeness | The teacher used as an illustration of bad grammar, | 4 | 327028 |
| 2242: Politeness | The man sitting in the street car addressed | 5 | 326964 |
| 2243: Political Parties | ZOO SUPERINTENDENT - "What was all the rumpus | 4 | 327615 |
| 2244: Politicians | Politicians always | 1 | 328017 |
| 2245: Politicians | The man who goes into politics | 1 | 327144 |
| 2246: Politicians | A political orator, evidently better | 1 | 327590 |
| 2247: Politicians | POLITICIAN - "Congratulate me, my dear, | 3 | 327653 |
| 2248: Politicians | What makes you think the baby | 2 | 327238 |
| 2249: Politicians | The mere proposal to set the politician | 1 | 327508 |
| 2250: Politicians | At a political meeting the speakers | 2 | 327450 |
| 2251: Politicians | A political speaker, while making a speech, | 2 | 327479 |
| 2252: Politicians | The Rev. Dr. Biddell tells a lively story | 3 | 327333 |
| 2253: Politicians | Senator Mark Hanna was walking through | 7 | 327588 |
| 2254: Politicians | FATHER: "My son will make a brilliant politician one day" | 3 | 327614 |
| 2255: Politics | Politics consists of | 1 | 327680 |
| 2256: Politics | If I were asked to define politics | 1 | 327083 |
| 2257: Politics | LITTLE CLARENCE (who has an inquiring mind) | 2 | 327780 |
| 2258: Politics | Many a man," remarked the milk toast philosopher, | 6 | 327439 |
| 2259: Politics | Little Millie's father and grandfather | 2 | 327788 |
| 2260: Politics | The shortest after-dinner speech | 2 | 327531 |
| 2261: Politics | Politics is but the common | 1 | 327740 |
| 2262: Politics | The little boy interrupted his father's reading | 4 | 327151 |
| 2263: Poor | Tramp: "Would you please | 1 | 327259 |
| 2264: Popular Opinion | First Burglar: "Say, Bill, | 2 | 327498 |
| 2265: Population | Someone asked a darky from Richmond | 2 | 327242 |
| 2266: Postal | It is human nature to take an interest | 2 | 327132 |
| 2267: Poverty | Poverty is no disgrace, | 1 | 327531 |
| 2268: Poverty | A traveler passing through the Broad | 3 | 327963 |
| 2269: Poverty | One day an inspector of a New York | 3 | 330931 |
| 2270: Poverty | There is no man so poor | 1 | 327365 |
| 2271: Poverty | May poverty be always | 1 | 327729 |
| 2272: Poverty | Not he who has little, | 1 | 327796 |
| 2273: Praise | WIFE (complainingly) | 2 | 327833 |
| 2274: Praise | What sort of a man is he? | 2 | 327030 |
| 2275: Praise | One negro workman was overheard talking to another: | 2 | 327422 |
| 2276: Prayer | The Dutchman still retained a strong accent, | 2 | 327367 |
| 2277: Prayer | A Scotch missionary in the Far East | 2 | 327610 |
| 2278: Prayer | Charles had attained the age of five | 2 | 327957 |
| 2279: Prayer | At the request of his wife, | 4 | 327533 |
| 2280: Prayer | The newspaper report of the special Sunday | 2 | 327393 |
| 2281: Prayer | The New York Sun published the following: | 5 | 327269 |
| 2282: Prayer | A little boy was asked if he prayed | 2 | 327601 |
| 2283: Prayer | A prayer showing a ghastly confusion | 2 | 327730 |
| 2284: Prayer | As the boat was sinking, | 6 | 327264 |
| 2285: Prayer Meetings | A foreigner who attended a prayer | 1 | 327408 |
| 2286: Prayers | During the winter the village preacher | 2 | 328539 |
| 2287: Prayers | A little girl in Washington | 1 | 327256 |
| 2288: Prayers | TEACHER - "Now, Tommy, | 2 | 327607 |
| 2289: Prayers | A well-known revivalist whose work | 5 | 327568 |
| 2290: Prayers | A little girl attending an Episcopal | 2 | 327406 |
| 2291: Prayers | The new minister in a Georgia church | 3 | 327673 |
| 2292: Prayers | Hilma was always glad to say her prayers, | 2 | 327381 |
| 2293: Prayers | Willie's mother had told him that | 5 | 327170 |
| 2294: Prayers | Little Polly, coming in from her walk one morning, | 2 | 327814 |
| 2295: Prayers | Prayer is the | 1 | 327279 |
| 2296: Prayers | Pray to be perfect, though material leaven | 4 | 327235 |
| 2297: Preacher | A colored deacon who was the leader | 2 | 327421 |
| 2298: Preaching | The services in the chapel | 3 | 327232 |
| 2299: Preaching | One Sunday morning a certain young pastor | 11 | 327680 |
| 2300: Preaching | The late Bishop Foss once visited | 2 | 327214 |
| 2301: Preaching | Yes, sir," said the irate man, | 1 | 327845 |
| 2302: Preaching | A noted eastern Judge when visiting | 2 | 327805 |
| 2303: Preaching | The preacher's evening discourse | 2 | 327195 |
| 2304: Preaching | The new minister's first sermon | 1 | 327078 |
| 2305: Preaching | A young preacher, who was staying | 3 | 327270 |
| 2306: Preaching | A distinguished theologian | 2 | 327741 |
| 2307: Preaching | A clergyman was once sent for in the middle | 5 | 327598 |
| 2308: Preaching | I never see my rector's eyes; | 4 | 327810 |
| 2309: Preaching | A stranger entered the church | 4 | 327533 |
| 2310: Preaching | Once upon a time there was an Indian | 7 | 327614 |
| 2311: Precaution | When the colored couple were being | 2 | 327111 |
| 2312: Precaution | The lawyer for the defense, | 4 | 327201 |
| 2313: Precociousness | A stranger rang the door-bell. | 4 | 327334 |
| 2314: Precocity | The playwright rushed up to the critic at the club. | 3 | 327148 |
| 2315: Prematureness | Ikey saw his friend Jakey | 4 | 327068 |
| 2316: Preparedness | The small boy was directed to soak | 2 | 327146 |
| 2317: Preparedness | The two scrub women met and chattered to this effect: | 5 | 326920 |
| 2318: Preparedness | The father entered the room where Clara, | 4 | 327456 |
| 2319: Prescriptions | After a month's work in intensely warm weather | 4 | 327440 |
| 2320: Presence Of Mind | What did you do when you met | 2 | 327580 |
| 2321: Pride | The little boy was greatly elated | 2 | 327196 |
| 2322: Pride | Pride often has no better basis | 6 | 327028 |
| 2323: Printers | The master of all trades: | 1 | 327302 |
| 2324: Prison Reform | The society matron explained the necessity | 2 | 327320 |
| 2325: Prisons | A man arrested for stealing chickens | 1 | 327431 |
| 2326: Prisons | SHERIFF - "That fellow who just left | 3 | 327256 |
| 2327: Privilege | The tenderfoot in the mining town | 2 | 327165 |
| 2328: Probably | I want to buy you something | 2 | 327272 |
| 2329: Procrastination | The Southern darky is usually willing enough, | 4 | 327318 |
| 2330: Prodigals | Why did the father of the prodigal son | 2 | 327152 |
| 2331: Profanity | THE RECTOR - "It's terrible for a man | 2 | 327607 |
| 2332: Profanity | FIRST DEAF MUTE - "He wasn't so very angry, was he?" | 2 | 327490 |
| 2333: Profanity | The little daughter of a clergyman | 3 | 327059 |
| 2334: Profanity | Very frequently the winter highways | 4 | 327624 |
| 2335: Profanity | A scrupulous priest of Kildare, | 5 | 327426 |
| 2336: Profanity | Donald and Jeanie were putting down a carpet. | 3 | 327356 |
| 2337: Profanity | It is not always necessary to make | 1 | 327319 |
| 2338: Profanity | Little Bartholomew's mother overheard | 3 | 327856 |
| 2339: Profanity | They were in Italy together. | 6 | 327141 |
| 2340: Profanity | A school girl was required to write | 2 | 327445 |
| 2341: Profanity | The ashman was raising a can of ashes | 3 | 327086 |
| 2342: Profanity | A young man entered the jeweler's store | 2 | 327517 |
| 2343: Profanity | For it comes to pass oft that | 1 | 327514 |
| 2344: Profanity | The longshoreman was indulging in a fit of temper, | 3 | 327293 |
| 2345: Profanity | The deacon carried a chain to the blacksmith | 2 | 327096 |
| 2346: Profiteers | The wife of the profiteer discoursed | 4 | 327237 |
| 2347: Profiteers | The advertisement offered for fifty cents | 2 | 327553 |
| 2348: Profiteers | Are you sure this handbag is genuine crocodile skin? | 4 | 327499 |
| 2349: Profiteers | Customer: "But if it costs twenty dollars | 2 | 327081 |
| 2350: Progress | The cottager was crippled by rheumatism, | 3 | 327125 |
| 2351: Progress | The kindly clergyman, newly come to the parish, | 3 | 327061 |
| 2352: Progress | The physician advised his patient to eat | 4 | 327219 |
| 2353: Prohibition | Talking about dry towns, | 3 | 327617 |
| 2354: Prohibition | It was prohibition country. | 7 | 348675 |
| 2355: Prohibition | The objector to prohibition spoke bitterly: | 5 | 327117 |
| 2356: Prohibition | The wife complained to her husband | 2 | 327325 |
| 2357: Prolific | The woman teacher in a New York School | 8 | 326927 |
| 2358: Promise | I'd like to see the man | 2 | 327135 |
| 2359: Promoting | Mr. Harcourt, the Secretary of State | 1 | 327086 |
| 2360: Promoting | There are many tales about the caution | 5 | 327118 |
| 2361: Promotion | Promotion cometh neither | 1 | 327176 |
| 2362: Promptness | Are you first in anything at school, Earlie? | 2 | 327551 |
| 2363: Promptness | The head of a large business house | 1 | 327061 |
| 2364: Promptness | Are you waiting for me, dear? | 2 | 327381 |
| 2365: Pronunciation | A tale is told of a Kansas minister, | 2 | 327415 |
| 2366: Pronunciation | I'm at the head of my class, | 3 | 327184 |
| 2367: Pronunciation | The parson's daughter spoke pleasantly, | 7 | 327225 |
| 2368: Proof | Shopper:--"Are these eggs fresh?" | 4 | 327188 |
| 2369: Property | The indignant householder held up | 3 | 327095 |
| 2370: Proportion | A middle-aged colored woman in a Georgia village, | 4 | 328862 |
| 2371: Proposal | He was a Scot, with the usual characteristics | 3 | 327529 |
| 2372: Proposals | A love-smitten youth who was studying | 2 | 327664 |
| 2373: Proposals | A gentleman who had been in Chicago | 2 | 327416 |
| 2374: Proposals | There was a young man from the West, | 5 | 327303 |
| 2375: Proposals | They were dining on fowl in a restaurant. | 1 | 327437 |
| 2376: Proposals | Dear May," wrote the young man, | 2 | 327658 |
| 2377: Proposals | The four Gerton girls were all good-looking; | 7 | 327092 |
| 2378: Proposals | It was at Christmas, | 4 | 327215 |
| 2379: Proposals | A Scotch beadle led the maiden | 2 | 327427 |
| 2380: Proposals | IMPECUNIOUS LOVER - "Be mine, Amanda, | 2 | 327353 |
| 2381: Proposals | The surest way to hit a woman's heart | 1 | 327198 |
| 2382: Propriety | There was a young lady of Wilts, | 5 | 326969 |
| 2383: Prosperity | May bad fortune follow you | 2 | 328150 |
| 2384: Protestant Episcopal Church | One of our popular New England | 4 | 327430 |
| 2385: Protestant Episcopal Church | An Episcopal clergyman who was passing | 7 | 327676 |
| 2386: Protestants | A Protestant mission meeting | 1 | 327466 |
| 2387: Providence | Why did papa have appendicitis | 3 | 327239 |
| 2388: Providence | There's a certain minister whose duties sometimes | 4 | 327298 |
| 2389: Providence | The babu explained with great politeness | 2 | 327421 |
| 2390: Provincialism | Some time ago an English friend | 4 | 327307 |
| 2391: Provincialism | A southerner, with the intense love | 8 | 327461 |
| 2392: Prudence | Sandy MacTavish was a guest at a christening party | 3 | 327747 |
| 2393: Prudence | The young man, who was notorious | 3 | 327347 |
| 2394: Public Service Corporations | The attorney demanded to know | 5 | 327165 |
| 2395: Public Service Corporations | Yes, he had some rare trouble with his eyes, | 3 | 327952 |
| 2396: Public Speakers | ORATOR - "I thought your paper was friendly to me?" | 4 | 327210 |
| 2397: Public Speakers | TRAVELING LECTURER FOR SOCIETY (to the remaining listener) | 2 | 327287 |
| 2398: Public Speakers | Ex-senator Spooner of Wisconsin | 3 | 328623 |
| 2399: Public Speakers | When I arose to speak, | 3 | 327111 |
| 2400: Public Speakers | Uncle Joe" Cannon has a way of speaking | 3 | 327903 |
| 2401: Public Speakers | A South African tribe has an effective | 1 | 327481 |
| 2402: Public Speakers | A rather turgid orator, | 7 | 327331 |
| 2403: Public Speakers | The self-made millionaire who had endowed | 2 | 327381 |
| 2404: Public Speakers | Mark Twain once told this story: | 2 | 327453 |
| 2405: Punishment | A parent who evidently disapproved | 2 | 327442 |
| 2406: Punishment | No, sirree!" ejaculated Bunkerton. | 2 | 327912 |
| 2407: Punishment | James the Second, when Duke of York, | 1 | 327788 |
| 2408: Punishment | A white man during reconstruction times | 6 | 328000 |
| 2409: Punishment | A lawyer was defending a man accused | 4 | 327661 |
| 2410: Punishment | Muriel, a five-year-old subject of King George, | 2 | 327065 |
| 2411: Punishment | During the reconstruction days of Virginia, | 2 | 327209 |
| 2412: Punishment | What punishment did that defaulting | 1 | 327280 |
| 2413: Punishment | An Indian in Washington County once | 1 | 327359 |
| 2414: Punishment | TEACHER - "Willie, did your father cane | 4 | 327400 |
| 2415: Punishment | Boohoo! Boohoo!" wailed little Johnny. | 5 | 327596 |
| 2416: Punishment | The fact that corporal punishment | 12 | 327427 |
| 2417: Punishment | A little fellow who was being subjected | 2 | 327380 |
| 2418: Punishment | A little girl about three years old | 4 | 327635 |
| 2419: Punishment | It is less to suffer | 1 | 327364 |
| 2420: Punishment | If Jupiter hurled his thunderbolt | 1 | 327041 |
| 2421: Punishment | The school teacher, after writing to the mother | 2 | 327340 |
| 2422: Punishment | The little boy dashed wildly around the corner, | 4 | 327216 |
| 2423: Punishment | The little lad sat on the curb howling lustily. | 4 | 327192 |
| 2424: Puns | A father once said to his son, | 5 | 327338 |
| 2425: Puns | What is your name?" demanded the judge | 8 | 327447 |
| 2426: Puns | A member of the Lambs' Club had a reputation | 4 | 327636 |
| 2427: Puns | The stallion that had been driven in from | 4 | 327650 |
| 2428: Puns | When Mr. Choate was ambassador | 6 | 327079 |
| 2429: Pure Carelessness | It was visiting day at the prison | 3 | 327163 |
| 2430: Pure Food | Into a general store of a town in Arkansas | 5 | 327272 |
| 2431: Pure Food | On a recent trip to Germany, | 8 | 327573 |
| 2432: Puzzle | The humorist offered his latest | 6 | 327131 |
| 2433: Qualified | The Leading Woman: "How does Garrette | 2 | 327481 |
| 2434: Quarrels | But why did you leave your last place? | 4 | 327954 |
| 2435: Quarrels | I hear ye had words with Casey. | 4 | 327603 |
| 2436: Quarrels | There had been a wordy falling-out between | 1 | 327540 |
| 2437: Quarrels | A quarrel is quickly | 1 | 328002 |
| 2438: Quarrelsome | The applicant for the position of cook | 4 | 327786 |
| 2439: Questions | The more questions a woman | 1 | 327789 |
| 2440: Questions | It was a very hot day and the fat drummer | 3 | 327626 |
| 2441: Questions | A party of young men were camping, | 6 | 327790 |
| 2442: Questions | A browbeating lawyer was demanding | 4 | 329526 |
| 2443: Questions | Officers have a right to ask questions | 10 | 328213 |
| 2444: Questions | The sages say, Dame Truth delights to dwell | 4 | 327854 |
| 2445: Questions | It was a rule of the club that anyone asking | 3 | 327639 |
| 2446: Quotations | Stanley Jordan, the well-known Episcopal minister, | 2 | 327937 |
| 2447: Race Prejudices | A negro preacher in a southern town | 5 | 327773 |
| 2448: Race Pride | Sam Jones, the evangelist, | 1 | 327851 |
| 2449: Race Pride | An Irishman and a Jew were discussing | 9 | 327816 |
| 2450: Race Suicide | Prisoner, why did you assault this landlord? | 4 | 327578 |
| 2451: Races | In answer to the question, | 1 | 331143 |
| 2452: Races | Now, Thomas," said the foreman | 4 | 328205 |
| 2453: Railroad | A railroad was opened through a remote region, | 4 | 327731 |
| 2454: Railroads | Talk 'bout railroads bein' a blessin', | 1 | 327987 |
| 2455: Railroads | On one of the southern railroads there | 4 | 328209 |
| 2456: Railroads | I read of the terrible vengeance inflicted | 5 | 327738 |
| 2457: Railroads | The reporter who had accompanied the special train | 4 | 327972 |
| 2458: Railroads | The Hon. John Sharp Williams had an engagement | 3 | 327732 |
| 2459: Railroads | We were bounding along, | 4 | 327688 |
| 2460: Railroads | Three men were talking in rather a large way | 3 | 327602 |
| 2461: Railroads | Say, young man, | 3 | 327913 |
| 2462: Railroads | An express on the Long Island Railroad | 5 | 328079 |
| 2463: Railroads | The president of one great southern railway | 7 | 327544 |
| 2464: Railroads | It was on a little branch railway | 3 | 328317 |
| 2465: Rapid Transit | One cold, wintry morning a man of tall | 3 | 327712 |
| 2466: Ready And Willing | Magistrate: "Can't this case | 2 | 327880 |
| 2467: Ready And Willing | An old darky visited a doctor | 1 | 327795 |
| 2468: Ready And Willing | An airman had been taking up passengers | 1 | 327742 |
| 2469: Ready And Willing | Chloe: I sho' mighter knowed | 3 | 327708 |
| 2470: Ready And Willing | The professor was deeply | 1 | 327654 |
| 2471: Ready To Join | Minister: Would you care to join | 2 | 327593 |
| 2472: Real Estate Agents | Little Nelly told little Anita what she termed a "little fib." | 5 | 327601 |
| 2473: Realised | Lawyer: "When I was a boy my highest | 2 | 328030 |
| 2474: Realism | The storekeeper at Yount, Idaho, | 13 | 327873 |
| 2475: Realism | MOTHER - "Tommy, if you're pretending | 2 | 327717 |
| 2476: Realism | Children," said the teacher, | 2 | 327730 |
| 2477: Realism | A great deal of fun has been poked | 1 | 328033 |
| 2478: Reality | A man, who is the father | 4 | 327666 |
| 2479: Reassuring | She: "Oh! Jack! Are you perfectly | 2 | 327689 |
| 2480: Recall | SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER - "Johnny, | 2 | 327973 |
| 2481: Recall | Senator, why don't you unpack your trunk? | 2 | 327896 |
| 2482: Recently married | A popular Oklahoma City salesman | 4 | 327748 |
| 2483: Recipe for a baby: | Clean and dress a wriggle, add a pint of nearly milk, | 4 | 328086 |
| 2484: Recipe for a milliner: | To a presence that's much more than queenly, | 4 | 327472 |
| 2485: Recipe for a multi-millionaire: | Take a boy with bare feet as a starter | 4 | 327769 |
| 2486: Recipe for a parson: | To a cupful of negative goodness | 4 | 327875 |
| 2487: Recipe for a policeman: | To a quart of boiling temper | 4 | 327782 |
| 2488: Recipe for a suffragette: | To the power that already lies in her hands | 4 | 327428 |
| 2489: Recipe for a telephone operator: | To fearful and wonderful rolling of "r's," | 4 | 327643 |
| 2490: Recipe for a waiter: | Stuff a hired dress-suit case with an effort to please, | 4 | 327666 |
| 2491: Recipe for an actor: | To one slice of ham add assortment of roles. | 4 | 327710 |
| 2492: Recipe for an ingenue: | A pound and three-quarters of kitten, | 4 | 327925 |
| 2493: Recipe for an orchestra leader: | Four hundred and twenty-two movements | 4 | 327581 |
| 2494: Recognition | The office telephone was out of order. | 4 | 327846 |
| 2495: Recommendations | A firm of shady outside London | 3 | 328016 |
| 2496: Recommendations | MISTRESS - "Have you a reference?" | 2 | 327657 |
| 2497: Recommendations | There is a story of a Scotch gentleman | 1 | 327241 |
| 2498: Recommendations | The buxom maid had been hinting | 9 | 327118 |
| 2499: Recommendations | An Englishman and an Irishman went to the | 4 | 327454 |
| 2500: Reconciliations | Yes, I quarreled with my wife about nothing. | 3 | 327559 |
| 2501: Record | It appears to be your record, | 2 | 327235 |
| 2502: Recruit | Officer (drilling recruits): | 4 | 327598 |
| 2503: Redeeming Trait | I know I'm old, but I'm crazy about you, | 4 | 327826 |
| 2504: Reform | Abe Jones was a colored man who made | 4 | 327541 |
| 2505: Reformers | LOUISE - "The man that Edith married is a reformer." | 2 | 327203 |
| 2506: Reformers | He was earnestly but prosily orating at the audience. | 2 | 327547 |
| 2507: Reformers | The young woman sat before her glass | 2 | 327034 |
| 2508: Regrets | A Newport man who was invited to a house | 1 | 327772 |
| 2509: Regrets | After the death of Lord Houghton, | 1 | 327506 |
| 2510: Regrets | A young woman prominent in the social set | 2 | 327433 |
| 2511: Rehearsals | The funeral procession was moving along | 4 | 327106 |
| 2512: Relatives | It is hard, indeed, | 2 | 327297 |
| 2513: Reliability | The Southern lady saw old 'Rastus setting | 3 | 327385 |
| 2514: Religions | When Bishop Phillips Brooks sailed | 2 | 327041 |
| 2515: Religions | At a recent conference of Baptists, | 3 | 327290 |
| 2516: Religions | A recent book on Russia relates the story | 2 | 327675 |
| 2517: Religions | The priest of a New York parish | 2 | 326889 |
| 2518: Religions | A man addicted to walking in his sleep | 1 | 327785 |
| 2519: Religions | The friendship existing between Father Kelly | 3 | 326937 |
| 2520: Religions | The broad-minded see the truth | 1 | 327088 |
| 2521: Remedies | MISTRESS - "Did the mustard plaster do you any good, Bridget?" | 2 | 327156 |
| 2522: Remedies | SUFFERER - "I have a terrible toothache | 3 | 327120 |
| 2523: Remedies | For every ill beneath the sun | 4 | 327675 |
| 2524: Remembered | Blinks, after inviting his friend, | 6 | 327425 |
| 2525: Reminders | The wife of an overworked promoter said at breakfast: | 4 | 327433 |
| 2526: Repartee | Repartee is saying | 1 | 327531 |
| 2527: Repartee | Among the members of a working gang | 2 | 327560 |
| 2528: Repartee | A middle-aged farmer accosted a serious-faced youth | 4 | 327625 |
| 2529: Repartee | SEEDY VISITOR - "Do you have many wrecks | 2 | 327734 |
| 2530: Repartee | HER DAD - "No, sir; I won't have my daughter | 2 | 327225 |
| 2531: Repartee | Wendell Phillips was traveling through | 11 | 327947 |
| 2532: Repartee | SOLEMN SENIOR - "So your efforts | 2 | 327459 |
| 2533: Repartee | A benevolent person watched a workman | 4 | 329695 |
| 2534: Repartee | Winston Churchill, the young English statesman, | 4 | 327326 |
| 2535: Repartee | Strickland Gillilan, the lecturer and the man | 3 | 327444 |
| 2536: Repartee | TRAVELER - "Say, boy, your corn looks kind of yellow." | 6 | 331060 |
| 2537: Repartee | President Lincoln was busily engaged | 3 | 327419 |
| 2538: Repartee | The garrulous old lady in the stern | 6 | 327465 |
| 2539: Repartee | Nothing more clearly expresses the sentiments | 4 | 327550 |
| 2540: Repartee | John Kendrick Bangs one day called | 3 | 327703 |
| 2541: Repartee | A boy took a position in an office | 4 | 329494 |
| 2542: Repartee | An Englishman was being shown the sights | 3 | 327299 |
| 2543: Repartee | Pat was busy on a road working | 2 | 327769 |
| 2544: Repartee | A district leader went to Sea Girt, | 2 | 327415 |
| 2545: Repartee | According to the London Globe | 4 | 327392 |
| 2546: Repartee | A small boy was hoeing corn in a sterile | 7 | 327637 |
| 2547: Repentance | When the Devil was sick, | 1 | 330580 |
| 2548: Repetition | The little girl had been naughty in school. | 2 | 327253 |
| 2549: Republican Party | The morning after a banquet, | | 327415 |
| 2550: Reputation | Popularity is when people like you; | 1 | 327590 |
| 2551: Resemblances | Senator Blackburn is a thorough Kentuckian, | 4 | 327581 |
| 2552: Resemblances | Every time the baby looks into my face he smiles | 2 | 327863 |
| 2553: Resemblances | Mark Twain constantly received letters | 5 | 327586 |
| 2554: Resemblances | NEIGHBOR: "Johnny, I think in looks | 2 | 327557 |
| 2555: Resignation | Then you don't think I practice what I preach, | 2 | 327038 |
| 2556: Resignation | The physician, afer an examination, | 6 | 326877 |
| 2557: Respectability | Is he respectable? | 2 | 327056 |
| 2558: Rest Cure | A weather-beaten damsel somewhat | 3 | 327472 |
| 2559: Retaliation | You know that fellow, Jim McGroiarty | 5 | 327434 |
| 2560: Retaliation | Once when Henry Ward Beecher was | 2 | 327289 |
| 2561: Retaliation | An Episcopal clergyman, | 2 | 327501 |
| 2562: Retroactive | You know you should love your | 2 | 327800 |
| 2563: Retroactive | Pupil: "What I want to know is, | 2 | 327097 |
| 2564: Revenge Is Sweet | Yes," proudly announced the ex-captain, | 3 | 327477 |
| 2565: Revolution | At a reception given by the Daughters | 1 | 327410 |
| 2566: Revolutions | Haiti was in the midst of a revolution. | 5 | 327897 |
| 2567: Reward Of Merit | A very tidy young man was distressed | 2 | 327636 |
| 2568: Reward Of Virtue | The little boy put a serious question | 2 | 327082 |
| 2569: Reward Of Virtue | The teacher directed the class to compose | 4 | 326935 |
| 2570: Rewards | Said a great Congregational preacher | 5 | 327689 |
| 2571: Rheumatism | | 2 | 327330 |
| 2572: Rich marriage | Is she making a rich marriage? | 2 | 326972 |
| 2573: Roads | A Yankee just returning to the states | 6 | 327288 |
| 2574: Roasts | As William Faversham was having his luncheon | 2 | 327545 |
| 2575: Ruling Passion | Noah Webster, the maker of the dictionary, | 5 | 327636 |
| 2576: Safety First | Come over here!" called a friend to an | 3 | 328113 |
| 2577: Safety First | Amos Perkins was hired in the spring to shoot muskrats, | 5 | 327765 |
| 2578: Safety First | The disgruntled fisherman at the club lifted | 6 | 329222 |
| 2579: Safety First | A G. A. R. veteran told to some members | 3 | 327912 |
| 2580: Safety First | The woman hesitated over buying the silver service. | 3 | 327621 |
| 2581: Salaries | A country school-teacher was cashing her monthly check | 2 | 327991 |
| 2582: Sales | A bright little newsie entered | 7 | 328955 |
| 2583: Sales | Farmer: "Would you like to buy | 2 | 327703 |
| 2584: Salesmen And Salesmanship | A darky fruit-dealer | 5 | 327839 |
| 2585: Salesmen And Salesmanship | The quick wit of a traveling salesman | 2 | 327565 |
| 2586: Salesmen And Salesmanship | A young man entered a hat store | 8 | 327980 |
| 2587: Salesmen And Salesmanship | VISITOR - "Can I see that motorist | 3 | 327901 |
| 2588: Salesmen And Salesmanship | That fellow is too slick for me. | 3 | 327950 |
| 2589: Salesmen And Salesmanship | In a small South Carolina town that was | 2 | 327884 |
| 2590: Salesmen And Salesmanship | He who finds he has something to sell, | 4 | 328089 |
| 2591: Saloons | Where can I get a drink in this town? | 4 | 327995 |
| 2592: Salvation | WILLIS - "Some of these rich fellows seem | 2 | 327393 |
| 2593: Salvation | An Italian noble at church one day gave | 7 | 327793 |
| 2594: Salvation | An Episcopal missionary in Wyoming | 3 | 327613 |
| 2595: Salvation | Edith was light-hearted and merry | 4 | 327926 |
| 2596: Sandy Scored | A pompous Scottish laird met | 5 | 327603 |
| 2597: Sanity | It is a matter of uncommon knowledge | 2 | 327568 |
| 2598: Sarcasm | The noted story-teller at a dinner party | 2 | 327732 |
| 2599: Sarcasm | The ponderous judge interrupted | 3 | 327875 |
| 2600: Sarcasm | Everything that could be done to make | 5 | 327703 |
| 2601: Saving | Take care of the pennies | 1 | 327505 |
| 2602: Saving | Do you save up money | 2 | 327903 |
| 2603: Saving | JOHNNY - "Papa, would you be glad | 3 | 327628 |
| 2604: Saving | According to the following story, | 4 | 327550 |
| 2605: Saving | Robert dear," said the coy little maiden | 9 | 327771 |
| 2606: Saving | A servant, who indulged in sprees | 2 | 327775 |
| 2607: Scandal | An ill wind | 1 | 327818 |
| 2608: Scapegoat | Cousin Willie, aged ten, came for a visit | 9 | 327704 |
| 2609: Schedule | Cooks' tourists travel exactly according to schedule. | 5 | 327998 |
| 2610: Schedule | The man about to take a train was worried | 2 | 327519 |
| 2611: Scholarship | There is in Washington an old "grouch | 5 | 327687 |
| 2612: Scholarship | Well, there were only three boys in school | 5 | 327773 |
| 2613: Scholarship | Sammy's mother was greatly distressed | 4 | 328484 |
| 2614: Scholarship | Who ceases to be a | 1 | 327869 |
| 2615: Schools | Mamma," complained little Elsie, | 2 | 327750 |
| 2616: Scientific Management | The late Sylvanus Miller, | 5 | 327733 |
| 2617: Scientific Management | A visitor from New York to the suburbs | 5 | 327726 |
| 2618: Scientific Proof | One day a teacher was having a first-grade class | 2 | 329991 |
| 2619: Scientific Proof | One day a teacher was having a first-grade | 2 | 327686 |
| 2620: Scotch | A Scotchman had been presented | 2 | 328337 |
| 2621: Scotched! | A parsimonious farmer notorious | 5 | 327749 |
| 2622: Seasickness | A Philadelphian, on his way to Europe, | 1 | 327780 |
| 2623: Seasickness | Motto for the dining saloon | 1 | 327672 |
| 2624: Seasickness | On the steamer the little bride | 3 | 327895 |
| 2625: Seasickness | A clergyman who was holding a children's | 2 | 327978 |
| 2626: Seasickness | The first day out was perfectly lovely, | 1 | 327161 |
| 2627: Seasickness | The great ocean liner rolled and pitched. | 5 | 327715 |
| 2628: Seasickness | There was a young man from Ostend, | 5 | 327078 |
| 2629: Seasickness | On the first morning of the voyage, | 2 | 327786 |
| 2630: Seasickness | The pair on their honeymoon were crossing | 5 | 327316 |
| 2631: Seasickness | The seasick voyager on the ocean bowed | 4 | 327280 |
| 2632: Seasickness | The wife of the seasick passenger was about | 4 | 327216 |
| 2633: Seasickness | The moralizing gentleman at the club remarked ponderously: | 4 | 327000 |
| 2634: Seasons | There was a young fellow named Hall, | 5 | 327782 |
| 2635: Sectarian | Once upon a time a coach was held up | 7 | 327217 |
| 2636: Sectarian | A Scotch Presbyterian clergyman tells | 4 | 327542 |
| 2637: Self-Betrayal | The old lady was very aristocratic, | 3 | 327173 |
| 2638: Senators | A Senator is very | 1 | 327501 |
| 2639: Senators | You have been conspicuous in the halls | 2 | 327635 |
| 2640: Senators | An aviator alighted on a field and said | 3 | 327225 |
| 2641: Sense Of Humor | What of his sense of humor? | 2 | 327214 |
| 2642: Sense Of Humor | A sense of humor is a help and a | 3 | 327348 |
| 2643: Sense Of Humor | Mark Twain once approached a friend, | 7 | 327622 |
| 2644: Sense Of Humor | The perception of the | 1 | 327436 |
| 2645: Sermon | The aged colored clergyman, | 2 | 327628 |
| 2646: Servants | TOMMY - "Pop, what is it that the Bible | 2 | 327018 |
| 2647: Servants | As usual, they began discussing | 2 | 327628 |
| 2648: Servants | SMITH - "We are certainly in luck | 2 | 327203 |
| 2649: Servants | THE NEW GIRL - "An' may me intended | 3 | 327042 |
| 2650: Servants | And do you have to be called in the morning? | 2 | 327708 |
| 2651: Servants | A maid dropped and broke a beautiful platter | 2 | 327558 |
| 2652: Servants | Young housewives obliged to practice | 5 | 327991 |
| 2653: Servants | It is probable that many queens | 6 | 326950 |
| 2654: Servants | MRS. LITTLETOWN - "This magazine looks | 4 | 327632 |
| 2655: Servants | MRS. HOUSEN HOHM - "What is your name?" | 4 | 327272 |
| 2656: Servants | MISTRESS - "Nora, I saw a policeman | 2 | 327229 |
| 2657: She Could Use Him | Rastus," said the judge sternly, | 2 | 327632 |
| 2658: She Took Them | I don't know whether I like these | 2 | 327695 |
| 2659: Sheep And Goats | The little girl was deeply impressed | 8 | 327304 |
| 2660: Shiftlessness | The shiftless man, who preferred reading to labor, | 3 | 327071 |
| 2661: Shipwreck | The new member of the club listened with solemn | 5 | 327214 |
| 2662: Shopping | CLERK - "Can you let me off to-morrow afternoon? | 3 | 327753 |
| 2663: Show-girls | Interviewer: "What sort of girls | 2 | 327085 |
| 2664: Shyness | The late "lan Maclaren" | 3 | 328065 |
| 2665: Signs | When the late Senator Wolcott first went | 2 | 327494 |
| 2666: Signs | Buck" Kilgore, of Texas, | 5 | 327799 |
| 2667: Silence | Is | 1 | 327398 |
| 2668: Silence | BALL-"What is silence?" | 2 | 327710 |
| 2669: Silence | The other day upon the links | 1 | 327284 |
| 2670: Sin | Man-like is it to fall into sin, | 4 | 327953 |
| 2671: Singers | As the celebrated soprano began to sing, | 5 | 327674 |
| 2672: Singers | A visiting clergyman was occupying | 3 | 327377 |
| 2673: Singers | One cold, wet, and windy night | 3 | 327050 |
| 2674: Singers | The man who sings all day at work is a happy man. | 4 | 327054 |
| 2675: Singers | At a certain Scottish dinner | 9 | 327234 |
| 2676: Singers | She smiles, my darling smiles, and all | 8 | 327762 |
| 2677: Singers | God sent his singers upon earth | 4 | 327617 |
| 2678: Sir Walter Raleigh | Sir Walter Raleigh was put | 1 | 327443 |
| 2679: Skating | A young lady entered a crowded car | 2 | 327733 |
| 2680: Slander | The business man's wife, who had called | 4 | 326991 |
| 2681: Slavery | A traveler in the South chatted with | 6 | 327577 |
| 2682: Sleep | Recently a friend who had heard | 4 | 327492 |
| 2683: Slighted | I sincerely regret our misunderstanding, | 2 | 327191 |
| 2684: Smells | An argument arose among a number | 1 | 327491 |
| 2685: Smiles | There was a young lady of Niger, | 5 | 327173 |
| 2686: Smoking | A woman is only a woman | 1 | 327475 |
| 2687: Smoking | AUNT MARY - (horrified) | 1 | 328366 |
| 2688: Smoking | An Irish soldier on sentry duty | 4 | 327666 |
| 2689: Sneezing | While campaigning in Iowa Speaker Cannon | 4 | 327498 |
| 2690: Snobbery | Snobbery is the pride | 1 | 327192 |
| 2691: Snoring | Snore - An unfavorable | 1 | 327279 |
| 2692: Social Uplift | The somewhat unpleasant person, | | 327067 |
| 2693: Social Uplift | The philanthropic hostess entertained | 10 | 327126 |
| 2694: Socialists | Among the stories told of the late Baron | 5 | 327465 |
| 2695: Society | Smart Society is made up | 1 | 326828 |
| 2696: Society | What are her days at home? | 2 | 327524 |
| 2697: Society | Society consists of two classes, | 1 | 326999 |
| 2698: Society | There was a young person called Smarty, | 5 | 327334 |
| 2699: Solecisms | A New York firm recently hung | 1 | 327577 |
| 2700: Solecisms | Reporters are obliged to write their descriptions | 1 | 327806 |
| 2701: Sons | I thought your father looked | 2 | 327168 |
| 2702: Souvenirs | A friend of mine, traveling in Ireland, | 5 | 327597 |
| 2703: Spanking | Back in those days when corporal punishment | 6 | 327684 |
| 2704: Speculation | There are two times in a man's life | 1 | 327085 |
| 2705: Speed | I always said old Cornelius Husk was slow, | 3 | 327821 |
| 2706: Speed | So you heard the bullet whiz past you? | 4 | 327179 |
| 2707: Speed | A near race riot happened in a southern town. | 1 | 327328 |
| 2708: Speed | A guest in a Cincinnati hotel was shot | 9 | 327980 |
| 2709: Speed | In the business college, | 2 | 327053 |
| 2710: Speed | The young lady interested in botany | 3 | 327055 |
| 2711: Spelling | Some time before Mr. Taft became President | 8 | 326964 |
| 2712: Spelling | The clerk of the court directed | 8 | 327130 |
| 2713: Spinsterhood | The old colored mammy took advantage | 5 | 326979 |
| 2714: Spinsters | Is there anyone present who wishes the prayers | 4 | 327164 |
| 2715: Spinsters | Maude Adams was one day discussing | 4 | 327573 |
| 2716: Spinsters | Here's to the Bachelor, so lonely and gay, | 4 | 327135 |
| 2717: Spinsters | An old maid on the wintry side of fifty, | 1 | 327621 |
| 2718: Spinsters | A famous spinster, known throughout the country | 4 | 327573 |
| 2719: Spinsters | There once was a lonesome, lorn spinster, | 5 | 326925 |
| 2720: Spite | Think twice before you speak, | 1 | 327583 |
| 2721: Spite | A man had for years employed a steady German workman. | 8 | 327525 |
| 2722: Spite | The faithful old employee asked for a day off. | 8 | 327210 |
| 2723: Sportsmanship | In the party out after reed birds | 3 | 327002 |
| 2724: Spring | In the spring the housemaid's fancy | 8 | 327152 |
| 2725: Spring | It is easy enough to look pleasant, | 5 | 327441 |
| 2726: Spring | The teacher talked on the four seasons, | 4 | 327265 |
| 2727: Stag-nation | Mr. Graham: "Do you know, Miss F., | 3 | 327219 |
| 2728: Stammering | One of the ushers approached a man who | 5 | 327210 |
| 2729: Stammering | A man who stuttered badly went | 2 | 327461 |
| 2730: Stammering | On the occasion of a most interesting family event, | 9 | 327519 |
| 2731: Statesmen | A statesman is a deal politician. | 2 | 327496 |
| 2732: Statistics | An earnest preacher in Georgia, | 2 | 327579 |
| 2733: Statistics | PATIENT - "Tell me candidly, Doc, | 2 | 327767 |
| 2734: Steak | Can I get a steak here | 2 | 327918 |
| 2735: Stealing | A negro was brought before a justice of the peace. | 7 | 327460 |
| 2736: Steam | Can you tell what steam is? | 2 | 327723 |
| 2737: Steamships | That new steamer they're building is a whopper, | 2 | 327605 |
| 2738: Stenographers | A beautiful statuesque blond had left New York | 4 | 329624 |
| 2739: Stock Brokers | A grain broker in New Boston, Maine, | 5 | 327363 |
| 2740: Stormy Weather | The ferryboat was well on her way | 1 | 327059 |
| 2741: Strategy | A bird dog belonging to a man in Mulvane | 2 | 330480 |
| 2742: Strategy | Boy, take these flowers to Miss Bertie Bohoo | 5 | 327796 |
| 2743: Strategy | The little girl was having a great deal | 3 | 327158 |
| 2744: Strategy | A young couple had been courting | 12 | 327335 |
| 2745: Strategy | Charles Stuart, formerly senator from Michigan, | 10 | 327463 |
| 2746: Stunning | Your wife looks stunning to-night. | 2 | 327574 |
| 2747: Style | Two old friends met, and immediately found | 4 | 327619 |
| 2748: Subways | Any one who has ever traveled | 8 | 327514 |
| 2749: Success | Nothing succeeds | 1 | 327487 |
| 2750: Success | Nothing succeeds | 1 | 327693 |
| 2751: Success | Success in life | 1 | 327120 |
| 2752: Success | A New Orleans lawyer was asked | 3 | 327473 |
| 2753: Success | I'd rather be a Could Be | 8 | 327464 |
| 2754: Success | Tis not in mortals to command success, | 3 | 327085 |
| 2755: Success | There are two ways of rising | 1 | 327319 |
| 2756: Success | Success is counted sweetest | 2 | 326994 |
| 2757: Such A Waste | Mrs. Bizzy: "I am so sorry to hear | 2 | 327216 |
| 2758: Sucked! | It was a very wet night, | 3 | 327444 |
| 2759: Suffragettes | When a married woman goes out | 1 | 327076 |
| 2760: Suffragettes | Ullo, Bill, 'ow's things with yer? | 4 | 327792 |
| 2761: Suffragettes | I'd hate t' be married t' a suffragette | 1 | 327035 |
| 2762: Suffragettes | FIRST ENGLISHMAN - "Why do you allow your wife | 2 | 327743 |
| 2763: Suffragettes | When Mrs. Pankhurst, the English suffragette, | 3 | 327241 |
| 2764: Suffragettes | BILL - "Jake said he was going to break | 2 | 333917 |
| 2765: Suffragettes | SLASHER - "Been in a fight?" | 2 | 327045 |
| 2766: Suffragettes | What sort of a ticket does your suffragette club favor? | 2 | 327207 |
| 2767: Suicide | The Chinese Consul at San Francisco, | 3 | 326825 |
| 2768: Summer Resorts | GABE - "What are you going back to that place | 2 | 327959 |
| 2769: Summer Resorts | I suppose," said the city man, | 2 | 327263 |
| 2770: Sunday | Albert was a solemn-eyed, | 8 | 327536 |
| 2771: Sunday | TEACHER-"Good little boys do not skate on Sunday, | 4 | 327691 |
| 2772: Sunday | Of all the days that's in the week, | 4 | 327673 |
| 2773: Sunday | O day of rest! How beautiful, how fair, | 4 | 327687 |
| 2774: Sunday School | The young lady worker for the Sunday school | 4 | 327297 |
| 2775: Sunday School | The Sunday-school teacher examined his new class. | 5 | 327435 |
| 2776: Sunday School | Sunday School Teacher: Now, Alfred, | 2 | 327204 |
| 2777: Sunday School | Young Harold was late for Sunday-school | 3 | 328733 |
| 2778: Sunday Schools | Now, Willie," said the superintendent's | 1 | 327816 |
| 2779: Sunday Schools | When Lottie returned from her first visit | 2 | 327256 |
| 2780: Sunday Schools | The teacher asked: "When did Moses live?" | 5 | 327246 |
| 2781: Sunday Schools | How many of you boys, | 4 | 327199 |
| 2782: Superman | It is told of Mrs. Gladstone that a number | 4 | 327336 |
| 2783: Superstition | Superstition is a | 1 | 327186 |
| 2784: Superstition | The superstitious sporting editor | 2 | 327246 |
| 2785: Sure Signs | Afraid you're going to have | 2 | 327555 |
| 2786: Surprise | Where are you goin', ma? | 6 | 327360 |
| 2787: Suspense | The passionate lover wrote to his inamorata as follows: | 3 | 327435 |
| 2788: Suspicion | The eminent politicians of opposing parties | 3 | 326975 |
| 2789: Suspicious | It was while on manoeuvres in rural England, | 5 | 327056 |
| 2790: Sweetest of all | She (tenderly): | 2 | 326934 |
| 2791: Swimmers | Two negro roustabouts at New Orleans | 4 | 327310 |
| 2792: Sympathy | A sympathizer is a fellow | 1 | 327883 |
| 2793: Sympathy | Dwight L. Moody was riding in a car | 6 | 327585 |
| 2794: Sympathy | The man rushed excitedly into the smoking car. | 2 | 327207 |
| 2795: Sympathy | A tramp went to a farmhouse, | 4 | 327461 |
| 2796: Sympathy | Strengthen me by sympathizing | 1 | 327202 |
| 2797: Sympathy | A tramp devised a new scheme for working | 4 | 327536 |
| 2798: Sympathy | Freddie (aged six): | 3 | 327431 |
| 2799: Sympathy | The Tabby-Cat: "I am just heart-broken! | 2 | 327001 |
| 2800: Synonyms | I don't believe any two words | 3 | 327604 |
| 2801: Tact | It was at the private theatricals, | 4 | 327748 |
| 2802: Tact | The senator from Utah was able to disarm | 6 | 327809 |
| 2803: Talkers | Some years ago, Mark Twain was a guest | 4 | 327453 |
| 2804: Talkers | It was a beautiful evening and Ole, | 6 | 327391 |
| 2805: Talkers | Sir," said the sleek-looking agent, | 4 | 327219 |
| 2806: Talkers | A guest was expected for dinner | 1 | 327643 |
| 2807: Talkers | A belated voyager in search of hilarity | 2 | 329687 |
| 2808: Talkers | You must not talk all the time, | 2 | 327759 |
| 2809: Talkers | While the late Justice Brewer | 3 | 327617 |
| 2810: Talkers | She was in an imaginative mood. | 6 | 327829 |
| 2811: Talkers | Here comes Blinkers. | 2 | 327781 |
| 2812: Talkers | A street-car was getting under way | 3 | 327895 |
| 2813: Talkers | A - "I used a word in speaking to my wife | 2 | 330668 |
| 2814: Talkers | In general those who have nothing | 1 | 327647 |
| 2815: Talking Machine | Many a man who has suffered from tongue | 2 | 327967 |
| 2816: Talking Sense | Darling," he asked, as he drew his fiancée closer | 14 | 330395 |
| 2817: Talking Sense | Darling," he asked, as he drew his fiancée | 14 | 327672 |
| 2818: Tar And Feathers | The victim of the Klu Klux Klan | 2 | 327526 |
| 2819: Tardiness | You'll be late for supper, | 2 | 327846 |
| 2820: Tardiness | How does it happen that you are five minutes | | 327912 |
| 2821: Tardiness | Why is it you never get to the office | 2 | 327750 |
| 2822: Tardy | Why is it you never get to the office on time | 2 | 330711 |
| 2823: Tariff | Why not have an illuminated sign | 1 | 327588 |
| 2824: Taste | It isn't wise for a painter to be too frank | 5 | 327398 |
| 2825: Taste | A noted humorist once spent a few weeks | 3 | 327476 |
| 2826: Taste | It's all a matter of taste, | 1 | 327384 |
| 2827: Taste | The master of the house was hungry at breakfast, | 2 | 327590 |
| 2828: Teachers | A rural school has a pretty girl | 1 | 327758 |
| 2829: Teachers | Why did you break your engagement | 2 | 327871 |
| 2830: Teachers | Among the youngsters belonging to a colege | 4 | 327933 |
| 2831: Teachers | MOTHER - "The teacher complains | 2 | 327922 |
| 2832: Teachers | There was a meeting of the new teachers | 4 | 327836 |
| 2833: Teachers | TEACHER - "Now, Willie, where did you get | 4 | 327841 |
| 2834: Teachers | Grave is the Master's look; his forehead wears | 4 | 328739 |
| 2835: Teaching The Young Idea | Little Willie looked up from | 1 | 327503 |
| 2836: Teaching The Young Idea | Dad, who was Mozart? | 2 | 327871 |
| 2837: Tears | Two Irishmen who had just landed | 5 | 327458 |
| 2838: Tears | The kind lady stopped to tell the sobbing | 4 | 327455 |
| 2839: Teeth | There was an old man of Tarentum, | 5 | 327997 |
| 2840: Teeth | Pat came to the office with his jaw | 4 | 327773 |
| 2841: Teeth | An Irishman with one side of his face badly | 4 | 327896 |
| 2842: Teeth | For there was never yet philosopher | 2 | 327701 |
| 2843: Telephone | Two girls were talking over the wire. | 3 | 327430 |
| 2844: Telephone | When Grover Cleveland's little girl | 1 | 327725 |
| 2845: Telephone | New York Elks are having a lot of fun | 11 | 327671 |
| 2846: Telephone | OPERATOR - "Number, please." | 2 | 327659 |
| 2847: Telephone | A German woman called up Central | 2 | 327723 |
| 2848: Telephone | In China when the subscriber rings | 5 | 327425 |
| 2849: Temper | Hearing the crash of china Dinah's mistress | 2 | 327808 |
| 2850: Temperance | A Boston deacon who was a zealous advocate | 3 | 329764 |
| 2851: Temperance | Here's to a temperance supper, | 4 | 327332 |
| 2852: Temperance | The best prohibition story of the season | 1 | 327540 |
| 2853: Temperance | A Michigan citizen recently received a letter | 4 | 327679 |
| 2854: Temperance | Abstinence is as easy | 1 | 327401 |
| 2855: Tender Memories | Please tell me, James, | 2 | 327572 |
| 2856: Terminology | When the bishop was entertained at an English | 6 | 327581 |
| 2857: Terminology | The master of the house returned from | 3 | 326940 |
| 2858: Testimony | Paul Smith, the famous hotel-keeper | 5 | 327328 |
| 2859: Testimony | The grateful woman on the farm in Arkansas | 2 | 327165 |
| 2860: Testimony | In one of the most desolate areas of Montana, | 7 | 327144 |
| 2861: Texas | The bigness of Texas is evident from a cursory | 7 | 327604 |
| 2862: Texts | In the Tennessee mountains a mountaineer preacher, | 2 | 327213 |
| 2863: Texts | John D. Rockefeller, Jr., once asked a clergyman | 5 | 327614 |
| 2864: That Kind! | Come, Dorothy," said her father impatiently, | 2 | 327801 |
| 2865: The Alleged Humorists | I can read my husband | 2 | 327757 |
| 2866: The Brute! | Mrs. Newlywed: "What does that | 3 | 327126 |
| 2867: The Cold | I say, Madge, it's bitterly cold. | 2 | 328023 |
| 2868: The Consumer Inflamed | Ever get any nice butter? | 3 | 327631 |
| 2869: The Difference | She: "I'm so glad we're engaged. | 3 | 327000 |
| 2870: The Doctor | The doctor has ordered her | 3 | 327190 |
| 2871: The Druggist's Turn | The druggist danced and chortled | 5 | 327298 |
| 2872: The Fifth Affair. | A man walks into a nightclub one night. | 11 | 331725 |
| 2873: The First Affair | A married man was having an affair with his secretary. | 5 | 330381 |
| 2874: The Floor Held | Did your watch stop when | 2 | 327652 |
| 2875: The Fourth Affair | A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard | 10 | 329156 |
| 2876: The Gloomy Guest | The best man noticed that one of the wedding guests, | 3 | 327093 |
| 2877: The Gloomy Guest | Why did you take Meyerbeer | 2 | 327065 |
| 2878: The Gloomy Guest | A well-known admiral--a stickler | 1 | 327470 |
| 2879: The Gloomy Guest | First Little Girl: What's your last name, | 2 | 327842 |
| 2880: The Gloomy Guest | Kloseman: I didn't see you | 2 | 328028 |
| 2881: The Gloomy Guest | A Southern family had a coal-black | 1 | 327346 |
| 2882: The Gloomy Guest | Dad (sternly): | 3 | 327409 |
| 2883: The Gloomy Guest | Said the guest, upon approaching | 1 | 327738 |
| 2884: The Gloomy Guest | A bumptious young American farmer went | 1 | 329234 |
| 2885: The Gloomy Guest | Weary Willie slouched into the pawnshop | 6 | 327679 |
| 2886: The imperfect tense | The imperfect tense in French | 1 | 327474 |
| 2887: The Jonah | Now, children," said the Sunday-school teacher | 2 | 330731 |
| 2888: The Jonah | Now, children," said the Sunday-school teacher, | 2 | 327763 |
| 2889: The New Appreciation | Wife (habitué of the Ring, | 1 | 327440 |
| 2890: The New Appreciation | Lady: "I've just been making my side | 3 | 328046 |
| 2891: The New Appreciation | Employer (inspecting a very inflated bill for work): | 3 | 327452 |
| 2892: The New Appreciation | Tourist: "Have you any cold meat?" | 2 | 327093 |
| 2893: The New Appreciation | Lady: "If you please, Cook, | 2 | 327805 |
| 2894: The New Appreciation | Small Boy (on being told by cousin | 1 | 326851 |
| 2895: The New Appreciation | Master: "But why do you want | 2 | 327557 |
| 2896: The New Appreciation | Artist (in desperation): | 2 | 327467 |
| 2897: The New Appreciation | Well, Mollie, how do you like your new teacher? | 2 | 327736 |
| 2898: The New Appreciation | Please, Mr. Grafto, the gentleman | 1 | 327428 |
| 2899: The New Appreciation | Old Lady (interrogating her chauffeur's small boy): | 2 | 327449 |
| 2900: The New Appreciation | Parent: "I should like you to have | 2 | 327798 |
| 2901: The New Appreciation | Optimist: "Cheer up, old man. | 2 | 327537 |
| 2902: The Obstacle | George: "I proposed to that girl | 2 | 327491 |
| 2903: The Poor | Bolshie Tubthumper: Yaas, there didn't ought | 1 | 327911 |
| 2904: The possessor | The possessor of the forty-dollar | 2 | 327182 |
| 2905: The Real Job | What's this new conference | 2 | 327088 |
| 2906: The Road To----, Etc. | Well, what are you sneering about? | 2 | 327620 |
| 2907: The Scotch | A Scotsman is one who prays | 1 | 327779 |
| 2908: The Scotch | It being the southerner's turn, | 4 | 327001 |
| 2909: The Scotch | A Scottish minister, | 3 | 327521 |
| 2910: The Second Affair | There was a middle aged couple | 4 | 329116 |
| 2911: The Secret | The Man of Theory: "The great secret | 2 | 327210 |
| 2912: The Servant Problem | Lady: "And why did your last mistress----" | 6 | 327436 |
| 2913: The Servant Problem | Small Girl: "I wonder how old Joan is?" | 2 | 327517 |
| 2914: The Servant Problem | Mother: "Well, dear, | 4 | 327758 |
| 2915: The Servant Problem | Mollie, you haven't said your prayers. | 3 | 327423 |
| 2916: The Servant Problem | Applicant for Situation: | 1 | 327487 |
| 2917: The Sixth Affair. | Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, | 8 | 331453 |
| 2918: The Substitute | A tourist at an hotel in Ireland asked | 2 | 329156 |
| 2919: The Substitute | A tourist at an hotel | 2 | 327465 |
| 2920: The Third Affair | A mortician was working late one night. | 5 | 329498 |
| 2921: The West | EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) | 4 | 327716 |
| 2922: The West | EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) | 4 | 327684 |
| 2923: The West | EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) | 4 | 327753 |
| 2924: The Whole Truth | Angus, a mason, was slipping out | 3 | 327398 |
| 2925: Theater | Say, old man," chattered the press-agent | 2 | 327814 |
| 2926: Theater | Why don't women have the same sense | 2 | 327091 |
| 2927: Theater | It appears that at the rehearsal of a play, | 3 | 327267 |
| 2928: Theater | Everybody has his own theater, | | 327620 |
| 2929: Theodore Roosevelt | A delegation from Kansas visited Theodore Roosevelt | 6 | 328269 |
| 2930: They Wilt | Which weeds are the easiest to kill? | 2 | 327019 |
| 2931: Thieves | GEORGIA LAWYER (to colored prisoner) | 4 | 327791 |
| 2932: Thieves | At a dinner given by the prime minister | 5 | 327418 |
| 2933: Thieves | Senator "Bob" Taylor, of Tennessee, | 6 | 327924 |
| 2934: Thieves | Did ye see as Jim got ten years' | 2 | 327922 |
| 2935: Thieves | Some time ago a crowd of Bowery sports went | 6 | 327138 |
| 2936: Thieves | In vain we call old notions fudge | 4 | 327128 |
| 2937: Thieves | Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind; | 2 | 327228 |
| 2938: Thin People | There was an old fellow named Green, | 10 | 327700 |
| 2939: Thirteen To One | Just before the service the clergyman | 3 | 327533 |
| 2940: Threat | The mother, who was a believer | 2 | 327097 |
| 2941: Thrift | It was said of a certain village "innocent" | 3 | 327133 |
| 2942: Thrift | The Mrs. never misses | 4 | 327683 |
| 2943: Thrift | MCANDREWS (the chemist, at two A.M.) | 2 | 327212 |
| 2944: Thrift | The foreman and his crew of bridgemen | 8 | 326992 |
| 2945: Thrift | A certain workman, notorious for his | 5 | 329280 |
| 2946: Thrift | A Highlander was summoned to the bedside | 11 | 327560 |
| 2947: Thrift | The canny Scot wandered into the pharmacy. | 4 | 327085 |
| 2948: Thrift | A Scotsman wishing to know his fate at once, | 3 | 327531 |
| 2949: Thrift | Well, yes," said Old Uncle Lazzenberry, | 1 | 327429 |
| 2950: Thrift | They sat each at an extreme end | 9 | 327196 |
| 2951: Thrift | The coward calls himself cautious, | 2 | 327091 |
| 2952: Thrift | A Scotchman was questioned by a friend: | 3 | 327745 |
| 2953: Thrift | The thrifty housewife regarded her dying husband | 2 | 327251 |
| 2954: Tides | A Kansan sat on the beach at Atlantic City watching | 2 | 327561 |
| 2955: Tides | At a recent Confederate reunion in Charleston, | 5 | 327532 |
| 2956: Tides | Nae man can | 1 | 327628 |
| 2957: Time | Mrs. Hooligan was suffering from the common | 1 | 327425 |
| 2958: Time | MRS. MURPHY - "Oi hear yer brother-in-law, | 4 | 327561 |
| 2959: Time | A long-winded attorney was arguing | 3 | 327726 |
| 2960: Time | A traveler, finding that he had a couple | 3 | 327493 |
| 2961: Time | Frank comes into the house in a sorry plight. | 5 | 327154 |
| 2962: Time | A well-known Bishop, while visiting | 3 | 327475 |
| 2963: Time | There was a young woman named Sue, | 5 | 326997 |
| 2964: Time | FATHER - "Mildred, if you disobey | 4 | 327516 |
| 2965: Time | A northerner passing a rundown looking | 2 | 328329 |
| 2966: Time | Time fleeth on, | 6 | 327546 |
| 2967: Time | Dost thou love life? | 1 | 326969 |
| 2968: Time Flies | The ardent lover heard the clock strike the hours | 3 | 327011 |
| 2969: Times a Changing | How times have changed! | 3 | 327314 |
| 2970: Tips | American travelers in Europe experience | 6 | 327244 |
| 2971: Tips | Grant Alien relates that he was sitting | 4 | 327832 |
| 2972: Tips | What do you consider the most important | 2 | 327761 |
| 2973: Tips | In telling this one, Miss Glaser | 5 | 327161 |
| 2974: Tips | A tip is a small sum of money | 1 | 327342 |
| 2975: Tit For Tat | The prize bull-dog attacked a farmer, | 3 | 327120 |
| 2976: Titles Of Honor And Nobility | An English lord was traveling through | 4 | 327408 |
| 2977: Titles Of Honor And Nobility | Dean Stanley was once visiting | 1 | 327925 |
| 2978: Titles Of Honor And Nobility | How did he get his title of colonel? | 2 | 327527 |
| 2979: Titles Of Honor And Nobility | For titles do not reflect | 1 | 329595 |
| 2980: Titles Of Honor And Nobility | I hope I shall always possess firmness | 1 | 327634 |
| 2981: To Be Sure | Lily: "Harold proposed to me | 2 | 327804 |
| 2982: Tobacco | Tobaccy wanst saved my life, | 1 | 327041 |
| 2983: Tobacco | The native pointed with pride to two | 3 | 330640 |
| 2984: Toilette Details | The little girl who had observed certain | 4 | 327204 |
| 2985: Tongue | An old lady in the London parish of the famous | 6 | 327405 |
| 2986: Too Enthusiastic | Wifey: "Henry, do you think me | 3 | 327148 |
| 2987: Too Good | Well, Alice," said a Southern woman | 4 | 327972 |
| 2988: Too One-Sided | What is the use of quarreling, | 2 | 327062 |
| 2989: Too Sad For That | A tourist was chatting with the proprietor | 4 | 327507 |
| 2990: Too Sad For That | The swain and his swainess had | 1 | 327320 |
| 2991: Too Sad For That | Wife (enthusiastically): | 2 | 326942 |
| 2992: Too Smart | A Chinaman entered a jeweller's in Liverpool | 4 | 329161 |
| 2993: Too True | Screen Actress: I have a certificate | 2 | 327508 |
| 2994: Tough On The Senator | The Senator was back home, | 3 | 326986 |
| 2995: Tour | The sweet young thing was being | 5 | 327215 |
| 2996: Trade Unions | CHAIRMAN OF THE COMMITTEE - "Is this the place | 3 | 327877 |
| 2997: Tramps | LADY - "Can't you find work?" | 4 | 327515 |
| 2998: Transmutation | Fred Stone, of Montgomery and Stone fame, | 1 | 327306 |
| 2999: Travelers | An American tourist, who was stopping | 1 | 327465 |
| 3000: Travelers | A gentleman whose travel-talks | 5 | 327407 |
| 3001: Travelers | Two young Americans touring Italy | 3 | 327459 |
| 3002: Travelers | Mr. Hiram Jones had just returned | 4 | 327024 |
| 3003: Travelers | A number of tourists were recently | 4 | 327356 |
| 3004: Travelers | An American tourist hailing from the west | 3 | 327415 |
| 3005: Travelers | On one of the famous scenic routes | 5 | 327956 |
| 3006: Travelers | Know most of the rooms of thy native | 3 | 327622 |
| 3007: Treachery | The Italian workman in the West was warned | 2 | 326932 |
| 3008: Treason | It was during the Parnell agitation | 2 | 327684 |
| 3009: Treason | Treason doth never prosper: | 2 | 327162 |
| 3010: Treasure Trove | | 4 | 327350 |
| 3011: Trees | CURIOUS CHARLEY - "Do nuts grow on trees, father?" | 4 | 327294 |
| 3012: Trial | The colored man was before the court, | 4 | 327178 |
| 3013: Triangles | Triangles are of three kinds | 1 | 327385 |
| 3014: Trigonometry | A prisoner was brought before a police magistrate. | 3 | 327850 |
| 3015: Triplets | When the domestic event was due, | 2 | 326918 |
| 3016: Tripped | The shaded lights, music in the distance, | 8 | 326933 |
| 3017: Trouble | What is the trouble, wifey?" | 3 | 327066 |
| 3018: Trouble | It was married men's night at the revival meeting. | 5 | 327061 |
| 3019: Trouble | JUDGE - "Your innocence is proved. You are acquitted." | 2 | 327857 |
| 3020: Trouble | A friend of mine, returning to his home | 8 | 327475 |
| 3021: Trouble | If you want to forget | 1 | 327001 |
| 3022: Trouble | Never bear more than one kind | 1 | 327503 |
| 3023: Troubles Of The New-Poor | George, will you go and speak | 1 | 327600 |
| 3024: Troubles Of The New-Poor | I hear you've taken up golf. | 2 | 327550 |
| 3025: Troubles Of The New-Poor | Small Boy (walking round links with his father): | 5 | 326901 |
| 3026: Troubles Of The New-Poor | Small Boy (toying with dull blanc-mange): | 1 | 327097 |
| 3027: Troublesome Customer | A woman who had visited every department | 3 | 327542 |
| 3028: Troublesome Customer | Officer (to sailor who has | 2 | 327322 |
| 3029: Troublesome Customer | Steward: Can I do anything for you, sir? | 2 | 327051 |
| 3030: Troublesome Customer | Lady (to box office manager): | 1 | 327675 |
| 3031: Troublesome Customer | Box Office Manager: "You Never | 2 | 327514 |
| 3032: Troublesome Customer | Village Idiot: Beg pardon, mam, | 1 | 327662 |
| 3033: Troublesome Customer | Employer (rebuking employee for slackness): | 2 | 327443 |
| 3034: Troublesome Customer | Sympathetic Lady: What's the matter | 4 | 327211 |
| 3035: True To Life | Sandy had been photographed, | 6 | 327430 |
| 3036: Trusts | A trust is known | 1 | 327684 |
| 3037: Trusts | TOMPKINS - "Ventley has received a million dollars | 3 | 327125 |
| 3038: Truth | There was a young lady named Ruth, | 5 | 327274 |
| 3039: Truth | Women do not really like | 1 | 327196 |
| 3040: Truth | Nature ... has buried | 1 | 327952 |
| 3041: Truth | Tis strange - but true; | 1 | 327127 |
| 3042: Truth-Tellers | The little girl evidently appreciated the fact | 15 | 327425 |
| 3043: Turkeys | Ah," says the Christmas guest. | 2 | 327279 |
| 3044: Tutors | A tutor who tooted a flute | 5 | 328230 |
| 3045: Twins | Faith, Mrs. O'Hara, | 2 | 327655 |
| 3046: Typographical Error | The woman lecturing on dress reform was greatly | 4 | 327003 |
| 3047: Typographical Error | The poet, in a fine frenzy, | 4 | 326957 |
| 3048: Typographical Error | The critic, in his review of the burlesque, wrote: | 3 | 327418 |
| 3049: Umbrellas | A man left his umbrella in the stand | 1 | 327933 |
| 3050: Umbrellas | A reputable citizen had left four umbrellas | 4 | 327529 |
| 3051: Umbrellas | That's a swell umbrella you carry. | 4 | 327743 |
| 3052: Umbrellas | One day a man exhibited a handsome umbrella. | 1 | 327534 |
| 3053: Value | The trouble with father, | 3 | 327680 |
| 3054: Value | Yes," said the old man to his visitor, | 2 | 327884 |
| 3055: Values | An American girl who married a Bavarian | 3 | 327807 |
| 3056: Vanity | MCGORRY - "I'll buy yez no new hat, | 2 | 327626 |
| 3057: Vanity | Of course," said a suffragette lecturer, | 1 | 327848 |
| 3058: Vanity | A New York woman of great beauty | 4 | 327789 |
| 3059: Vanity | That which makes the | 1 | 328025 |
| 3060: Vanity | The fair penitent explained to the confessor | 3 | 327715 |
| 3061: Versatility | A clergyman who advertised | 5 | 327760 |
| 3062: Victory | That celebrated statue, the Winged Victory, | 2 | 327791 |
| 3063: Voice | A lanky country youth entered the crossroads | 3 | 327668 |
| 3064: Voice | ASPIRING VOCALIST - "Professor, do you think | 2 | 327908 |
| 3065: Voice | The devil hath not, in all his quiver's choice, | 2 | 327507 |
| 3066: Wages | Me gotta da good job, | 1 | 327554 |
| 3067: Wages | Commenting on the comparatively small | 2 | 328167 |
| 3068: Wages | A certain prominent lawyer of Toronto | 5 | 329265 |
| 3069: Wages | While an Irishman was gazing in the window | 5 | 327606 |
| 3070: Wages | The difference between wages and salary is | 1 | 327672 |
| 3071: Wages | The ideal social state is not that | 1 | 327589 |
| 3072: Wake Up Call | The bellboy of the Welcome Hotel | 1 | 327736 |
| 3073: Wants Her Rights | He: "There is nothing | 2 | 327958 |
| 3074: Wants Her Rights | And are you a good needlewoman | 2 | 327620 |
| 3075: War | Flag of truce, Excellency. | 3 | 327815 |
| 3076: War | If you favor war, dig a trench in your backyard, | 1 | 327466 |
| 3077: War | Who are those people who are cheering? | 2 | 327782 |
| 3078: War | He who did well in war, | 2 | 327769 |
| 3079: War | A great and lasting war can | 1 | 327821 |
| 3080: War | A report has come from Mexico concerning | 5 | 327678 |
| 3081: War | How do countries come to go to war? | 13 | 327366 |
| 3082: War | At our entry into the World War, | 9 | 327811 |
| 3083: Warm Kiss | Papa: "Why did you permit young Gaybird | 2 | 327827 |
| 3084: Warnings | Pietro had drifted down to Florida | 3 | 327976 |
| 3085: Warnings | Pietro had drifted down to Florida | 3 | 327638 |
| 3086: Wasps | The wasp cannot speak, | 1 | 327533 |
| 3087: Waste | The automobile rushed down the road | 1 | 327427 |
| 3088: Waste | A Boston physician tells of the case | 5 | 329367 |
| 3089: Wealth | If you want to make a living you | 1 | 327821 |
| 3090: Wealth | The traditional fool and his money | 1 | 327586 |
| 3091: Wealth | He that is proud of riches is a fool. | 1 | 327733 |
| 3092: Weather | How did you find the weather in London? | 2 | 327593 |
| 3093: Weather | An American and a Scotsman were discussing | 4 | 328647 |
| 3094: Weather | Two commercial travelers, | 4 | 327728 |
| 3095: Weather | Ex-President Taft on one of his trips | 5 | 327746 |
| 3096: Weather | On the way to the office of his publishers | 2 | 327396 |
| 3097: Weather | The darky in question had simmered | 5 | 328006 |
| 3098: Weather | There was a small boy in Quebec, | 5 | 327431 |
| 3099: Weather | Sunshine is delicious, | 1 | 327471 |
| 3100: Weather | The old colored attendant at the court house | 6 | 327396 |
| 3101: Wedding Anniversaries | Uncle Ephraim had put on a clean | 7 | 327774 |
| 3102: Wedding Declared Off | John Willie (pleadingly): | 4 | 328071 |
| 3103: Wedding Presents | Among the presents lately showered upon | 4 | 327664 |
| 3104: Weddings | An actor who was married recently | 1 | 327795 |
| 3105: Weddings | A wealthy young woman from the west | 3 | 327610 |
| 3106: Weddings | The best man noticed that one of the wedding guests, | 3 | 327304 |
| 3107: Weddings | The curate of a large and fashionable church | 4 | 327513 |
| 3108: Weddings | Lilly May came to her mistress. | 5 | 327631 |
| 3109: Weddings | | 4 | 327480 |
| 3110: Weddings | In all the wedding cake, | 1 | 327472 |
| 3111: Weight | Jazz: "My girl told me she weighed | 3 | 327461 |
| 3112: Weights And Measures | Didn't I tell ye to feed that cat | 6 | 327798 |
| 3113: Welcomes | When Ex-President Taft was on his | 1 | 327709 |
| 3114: Welcomes | Come in the evening, or come in the morning, | 4 | 327904 |
| 3115: Welcomes | Come in the evening, or come in the morning, | 4 | 327621 |
| 3116: Welcomes | Come in the evening, or come in the morning, | 4 | 327688 |
| 3117: Whales | At the time when petroleum began | 2 | 327425 |
| 3118: What Did He Mean? | A merchant in a Wisconsin town | 4 | 327264 |
| 3119: What He Preferred | And did you say you preferred | 5 | 327355 |
| 3120: What He Preferred | He was one of the few remaining | 5 | 327736 |
| 3121: Whiskers | An elderly man was on his way home | 2 | 327218 |
| 3122: Whisky | This is from an Irish priest's sermon, | 1 | 327365 |
| 3123: Whisky | In a recent trial of a "bootlegger" | 3 | 327099 |
| 3124: Whisky | eneral Carter, who went to Texas in command | 1 | 327971 |
| 3125: Whispering | James, have you whispered | 4 | 327741 |
| 3126: Why He Picked Pictish | An English mother was visiting | 5 | 327216 |
| 3127: Why We Love Children | A small boy is sent to his bed by his father | 13 | 331628 |
| 3128: Why We Love Children 2 | An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, | 2 | 333101 |
| 3129: Why We Love Children 3 | One summer evening during a voilent thunderstorm, | 3 | 331055 |
| 3130: Why, Indeed | The Husband: "Why is it that women always say, | 2 | 327174 |
| 3131: Why, Indeed | Madge: "Have you given Jack | 2 | 327604 |
| 3132: Widow | One of the ladies assembled at the club | 5 | 327212 |
| 3133: Widow | A widow visited a spiritualistic medium, | 7 | 327456 |
| 3134: Widowhood | During the parade at the last encampment | 2 | 327075 |
| 3135: Widows | During the course of conversation between | 2 | 327258 |
| 3136: Wife | A young skeptic in the congregation | 4 | 327470 |
| 3137: Wild Women | The old sea captain was surrounded | 4 | 327089 |
| 3138: William Howard Taft | When Mr. Taft was on his campaigning tour | 4 | 327276 |
| 3139: William Howard Taft | One morning a few summers ago President Taft, | 2 | 327283 |
| 3140: William the Conqueror | The Aristocrat (returning to school): | | 331578 |
| 3141: Wills | Vell, Ikey, my poy, | 3 | 327775 |
| 3142: Wind | VISITOR - "What became of that other | 2 | 328291 |
| 3143: Wind | Whichever way the wind doth blow | 4 | 327370 |
| 3144: Windfalls | A Nebraska man was carried forty miles | 1 | 327557 |
| 3145: Wine | When our thirsty souls we steep, | 24 | 327255 |
| 3146: Wisdom | During a conversation between an Irishman | 4 | 329026 |
| 3147: Wisdom | It's a wise child that goes out of the room | 1 | 327131 |
| 3148: Wisdom | During a conversation between an Irishman and a Jew, | 4 | 327179 |
| 3149: Wishes | George Washington drew a long sigh | 7 | 327869 |
| 3150: Wishes | Man wants but little here below | 8 | 327762 |
| 3151: With A Reservation | Miss Smith--Belinda, | 4 | 327194 |
| 3152: Witnesses | The trouble is," said Wilkins as | 2 | 327311 |
| 3153: Witnesses | On his eighty-fourth birthday, | 3 | 327581 |
| 3154: Wives | Father," said a little boy, | 3 | 327696 |
| 3155: Wives | A charitable lady was reading the Old Testament | 4 | 329564 |
| 3156: Wives | CASEY - "Now, phwat wu'u'd ye do in a case loike thot?" | 3 | 327544 |
| 3157: Wives | Governor Vardaman, of Mississippi, | 19 | 327920 |
| 3158: Wives | A wife is a woman who is expected | 1 | 327643 |
| 3159: Wives | What are you cutting out of the paper? | 4 | 327649 |
| 3160: Wives | A woman missionary in China was taking | 13 | 327285 |
| 3161: Wives | PAT - "I hear your woife is sick, Moike." | 4 | 327782 |
| 3162: Wives | SON - "Say, mama, father broke | 3 | 327294 |
| 3163: Wives | Because a fellow has six talking machines, | 1 | 327892 |
| 3164: Wives | It was a wizened little man who | 3 | 327020 |
| 3165: Wives | Harry, love," exclaimed Mrs. Knowall | 20 | 327530 |
| 3166: Wives | By jove, I left my purse under the pillow! | 3 | 327548 |
| 3167: Wives | There swims no goose so gray, | 2 | 327159 |
| 3168: Wives | A clerk showed forty patterns of ginghams | 2 | 327305 |
| 3169: Wives | Maids are May when they are maids, | 1 | 327507 |
| 3170: Wives | In the election of a wife, as in | 3 | 327179 |
| 3171: Wives | Of earthly goods, | 2 | 327784 |
| 3172: Wives | What's the matter with Smith? | 2 | 327096 |
| 3173: Woman | Woman - the only sex which | 1 | 327361 |
| 3174: Woman | How very few statues there are of real women. | 4 | 327323 |
| 3175: Woman | Oh, woman! in our hours of ease | 6 | 327774 |
| 3176: Woman | MISS SCRIBBLE-"The heroine of my next story | 2 | 327047 |
| 3177: Woman | You are a dear, sweet girl, | 3 | 327589 |
| 3178: Woman | Here's to man - he can afford | 1 | 327237 |
| 3179: Woman | Here's to the soldier and his arms, | 4 | 327268 |
| 3180: Woman | Most Southerners are gallant. | 2 | 327147 |
| 3181: Woman | Here's to the maid of bashful fifteen; | 8 | 327221 |
| 3182: Woman | Here's to the ladies, the good, young ladies; | 5 | 327317 |
| 3183: Woman | When a woman repulses, | 1 | 327382 |
| 3184: Woman | The young woman had spent a busy day. | 4 | 327002 |
| 3185: Woman | I am very fond of the company | 1 | 328071 |
| 3186: Woman | Auld Nature swears, the lovely dears | 4 | 327369 |
| 3187: Woman | Not from his head was woman took, | 6 | 327684 |
| 3188: Woman | A cynic, considering the fact that women | 1 | 327348 |
| 3189: Woman | The following extract is from the diary | 3 | 327442 |
| 3190: Woman | The little girl reported at home | 2 | 327020 |
| 3191: Woman Suffrage | WOMAN VOTER - "Now, I may as well | 1 | 327275 |
| 3192: Woman Suffrage | Kate Douglas Wiggin was asked recently | 1 | 327812 |
| 3193: Woman Suffrage | MR. E.N. QUIRE - "What are those women | 2 | 327501 |
| 3194: Woman Suffrage | Did you cast your vote, Aunty? | 2 | 328188 |
| 3195: Woman Suffrage | Does your wife want to vote? | 2 | 327621 |
| 3196: Woman Suffrage | What you want, I suppose, | 2 | 327187 |
| 3197: Woman Suffrage | There's only one thing I can think | 3 | 327091 |
| 3198: Woman Suffrage | MAMIE - "I believe in woman's rights." | 3 | 327859 |
| 3199: Woman Suffrage | During the Presidential campaign | 5 | 327143 |
| 3200: Woman Suffrage | During the agitation in behalf of woman's suffrage, | 4 | 327143 |
| 3201: Work | All work and no play | 2 | 327666 |
| 3202: Work | Wot cheer, Alf? Yer lookin' | 4 | 327191 |
| 3203: Work | Several men were discussing the relative | 6 | 328034 |
| 3204: Worms | A country girl was home from college | 3 | 327639 |
| 3205: Wrong Brother | A wealthy gentleman has a brother | 5 | 327503 |
| 3206: Yale University | The new cook, who had come into the | 4 | 327793 |
| 3207: Yonkers | An American took an Englishman | 2 | 327708 |
| 3208: You | Here's to the world, the merry old world, | 4 | 327499 |
| 3209: You Know You Are Living In 2007 When.... | You accidentally key your password | 38 | 330603 |
| 3210: You Know You're in an Australian Summer when: | The best parking place is determined | 15 | 332214 |
| 3211: Zones | TEACHER - "How many zones has the earth?" | 4 | 327847 |
