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1: Man-like is it to fall into sin, Fiend-like is it to dwell therein, Christ-like is it for sin to grieve, God-like is it all sin to leave. - Friedrich von Logan. Now," said the clergyman 2327243
2: A Bad Case Rather absent-minded, isn't he? 4329320
3: A Bad Night The boy who had "made good" 3328980
4: A Chance Lost Who was the originator of the 2329079
5: A Chance Lost He: "I never knew until to-day 2328932
6: A Circle A circle is a line 1330426
7: A Close Call Pat was a simple country yokel 3328672
8: A Close Call Breathless Visitor: Doctor, 2328776
9: A Close Call They were talking over the days 1328601
10: A Consoling Thought Belated Traveller (surprised by a bull 1329210
11: A Dreadful Possibility Elsie: "When is my birthday, Mother?" 3328349
12: A Friend In Need What true friendship consists in depends on 3330236
13: A Friend In Need What true friendship consists in depends 3328889
14: A Future Financier Ma," exclaimed young Teddie, 3328873
15: A Good Actor Neighbour: "I hear that you 2328919
16: A Good Match Proprietor: "What made that customer 2328926
17: A Good Plan She: "The Burrowes are having their 2328725
18: A Great Athlete Micky Bryan and Patsy Kelly had been schoolmates together, 7328616
19: A Great Light The skipper was examining 7328887
20: A Humbling Sight An old Scotchwoman, who had resisted 6329298
21: A Humbling Sight Dollie: Yes, Miss Fethers 2328589
22: A Level-Headed Car Irate Motorist: "Say, 2328609
23: A Linguist She is one of the most remarkable 3328775
24: A Lovers' Quarrel George: "Why don't Jack and Laura 2328698
25: A Magic Healer During an exciting game of football a player 4330209
26: A Magic Healer During an exciting game of football 4328859
27: A Monastery A Monastery is 1329723
28: A Natural Picture A man and his eldest son went to have their photographs 2330119
29: A Natural Picture A man and his eldest son went 2328725
30: A Noble Aim She: "Have you heard anything 2328548
31: A Qualified Statement Well! we've missed that confounded train. 2329082
32: A Qualified Statement The Count: "I weesh to marry your daughtaire, 3328221
33: A Qualified Statement I suppose your landlord asks 2328584
34: A Qualified Statement Mother (to little girl 2328419
35: A Qualified Statement It's funny that you should be so tall. 2328590
36: A Qualified Statement Urchin (contemptuously): 2328711
37: A Question Of Locality Bobby," said the lady in the tramcar, 2328946
38: A Solution The Mistress: "Oh, Jane, 2328519
39: A Soothing Effect Do you miss your husband 2328514
40: A Subtle Distinction I say--come and dance. 2329058
41: A Subtle Distinction Specialist (to patient suffering from insomnia): 2328487
42: A Subtle Distinction Neighbor (bearer of message, to billiard enthusiast): 1328689
43: A Subtle Distinction Joan (whose mother has just bought her a pair of woolen gloves): 1328657
44: A Subtle Distinction Lady (to applicant for situation as cook): 2328894
45: A Subtle Distinction Father: "Look here, Billy, 2328760
46: A Subtle Distinction Artist (condescendingly): 2328574
47: A Touch Of Dutch Courage A new priest at his first mass was so nervous 20331307
48: A Wonder! That fellow Jones is a hard-headed cuss, 3328624
49: A Young Philosopher Mamma! 3329230
50: Ability Pa," said little Joe, 3328966
51: Abolition He was a New Yorker visiting in a South Carolina 5328937
52: Absent-minded We will take as our text this morning, 1327171
53: Absent-Mindedness WIFE - "I consider, John, 2327161
54: Absentmindedness 1 The man of the house finally took 3330995
55: Absentmindedness 2 The absentminded inventor perfected 2327625
56: Absentmindedness 3 The professor, who was famous for the wool-gathering of his wits 4327221
57: Absentmindedness 4 The clergyman, absorbed in thinking out a sermon 4327321
58: Absentmindedness 5 The most absent-minded of clergymen was a Methodist minister 1327719
59: Accidents The late Dr. Henry Thayer, 2327069
60: Accidents Help! Help!" cried an Italian laborer 7326933
61: Accidents There once was a lady from Guam, 5326826
62: Accidents BRICKLAYER (to mate, who had just had a hodful 1327120
63: Accidents A preacher had ordered a load of hay 6327132
64: Accidents There was an old Miss from Antrim, 5327423
65: Accidents There was a young lady named Hannah, 12326925
66: Acquaintance The Scotchman who ran a livery was asked by a tourist 2327975
67: Acting Hopkinson Smith tells a characteristic story 2327079
68: Acting In a North of England town recently a company 2327003
69: Acting Suit the action to the word, 1326851
70: Acting To wake the soul by tender strokes of art, 5327188
71: Actors The tragedian had just signed a contract 2327383
72: Actors And Actresses An "Uncle Tom's Cabin" company was starting 3327050
73: Actors And Actresses When William H. Crane was younger 6327242
74: Actors And Actresses LEADING MAN IN TRAVELING COMPANY - "We play Hamlet 6327172
75: Actors And Actresses HE - "But what reason have you 3327202
76: Actors And Actresses The hero of the play, after putting up 6326954
77: Actors And Actresses Mrs. Minnie Maddern Fiske, the actress, 4327289
78: Actors And Actresses Orlando Day, a fourth-rate actor in London, 12327304
79: Actors And Actresses Twinkle, twinkle, lovely star! 4327050
80: Adam And Eve The little girl reported at home what 2329731
81: Adaptation I know a nature-faker, 2327351
82: Addresses In a large store a child, 1326816
83: Addresses An Englishman went into his local library 2327638
84: Advertising The editor of the local paper was unable to secure 8327199
85: Advertising Not long ago a patron of a café in Chicago 5327352
86: Advertising Advertising costs me a lot of money. 3327080
87: Advertising When Mark Twain, in his early days, 2327321
88: Advertising Good Heavens, man! 2327342
89: Advertising Paderewski arrived in a small western town 7327092
90: Advertising Shortly after Raymond Hitchcock made his first 11326943
91: Advertising Advertisements are of great use to the vulgar. 1326915
92: Advice Her exalted rank did not give Queen Victoria 2327259
93: Advice Many receive advice, 1327469
94: Aeronautics A flea and a fly in a flue, 5327148
95: Aeronautics The impression that men will never 1327376
96: Aeroplanes Mother, may I go aeroplane? 4327304
97: Aeroplanes Harry N. Atwood, the noted aviator, 3327434
98: Aeroplanes A genius who once did aspire 5326968
99: Affection There are as many aspects of grief as there are persons to mourn. 2327367
100: After Dinner Speeches A Frenchman once remarked: 2327124
101: After Dinner Speeches Every rose has its thorn 4327270
102: After Dinner Speeches Joseph Chamberlain was the guest of honor 1327362
103: After Dinner Speeches Friend," said one immigrant to another, 3326913
104: After Dinner Speeches When Daniel got into the lions' den 1327441
105: After Dinner Speeches Joseph H. Choate and Chauncey Depew were invited to a dinner. 2329540
106: After Dinner Speeches Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story: 6327554
107: After Dinner Speeches Mark Twain and Chauncey M. Depew once went abroad 3327075
108: Age The woman confessed to her crony: 2327312
109: Age The good die young. 1326954
110: Age How old are you, Tommy?" asked a caller. 2326876
111: Age How effusively sweet that Mrs. Blondey is to you, 4327205
112: Age As every southerner knows, 5326952
113: Age When "Bob" Burdette was addressing the graduating class 1326913
114: Age THE PARSON (about to improve the golden hour) 2327273
115: Age A well-meaning Washington florist 4327042
116: Age A small boy who had recently passed his fifth birthday 2327136
117: Age The late John Bigelow, the patriarch of diplomats and authors, 4326779
118: Age A wise man never puts away 1327387
119: Age To the old, long life and treasure; 2326733
120: Age Youth is a blunder; 1327110
121: Age We do not count a man's years, 1327147
122: Age To be seventy years young 1327088
123: Agents John, whatever induced you to buy 2327363
124: Agriculture A farmer, according to this definition, 1326921
125: Agriculture In certain parts of the west, 5327259
126: Agriculture They used to have a farming rule 6326898
127: Agriculture Blessed be agriculture! 1327392
128: Agriculture When tillage begins, 1329977
129: Alarm Clocks MIKE (in bed, to alarm-clock as it goes off) 1327300
130: Alertness Alert?" repeated a congressman, 1327077
131: Alibi The mother called in vain for her young son. 4327327
132: Alibi A party of Manila army women were returning in an auto 4327311
133: Alimony What is alimony, ma? 327254
134: Alimony The proof of the wedding 1327047
135: All Brains A gentleman who was walking through 4326960
136: All In One Breath Wife: "I'm afraid you'll think me 1326929
137: Allowances Why don't you give your wife an allowance? 2326953
138: Altruism WILLIE - "Pa!" 5327089
139: Altruism There was once a remarkably kind boy 9326933
140: Ambition Oliver Herford sat next to a soulful poetess 4327280
141: Ambition Hubby," said the observant wife, 4326916
142: Ambition The chief end of a man in New York 1327304
143: Ambition When you are aspiring to the highest place, 1326889
144: Ambition The man who seeks one thing in life, and but one, 5326967
145: American Girl Here's to the dearest 12326940
146: Americans Eugene Field was at a dinner in London 8327259
147: Americansz You can always tell the English, 4327117
148: Amnesty The nurse at the front regarded the wounded soldier with a puzzled frown. 3327400
149: Amusements A newspaper thus defined amusements: 2327032
150: Amusements I wish that my room had a floor; 5327047
151: Amusements I am a great friend to public amusements; 1327274
152: An Actor Pa, what's an actor? 2327338
153: An Alias Miss Hen: "I demand an explanation! 2326912
154: An Alias Lady (to prospective daily housemaid): 2327331
155: An Argument This theory about fish being brain food 3327165
156: An Error In Judgment Mother: "What! Have you been 2326620
157: An Extensive Love She: "They say that he fairly 2326951
158: Anatomy The little boy, sent to the butcher shop, 2327318
159: Anatomy TOMMY - "My gran'pa wuz in th' civil war, 3326874
160: Anatomy They thought more of the Legion of Honor 10326745
161: Anatomy Anatomy is the human body, 1327677
162: Ancestry A western buyer is inordinately proud of the fact 5327188
163: Ancestry In a speech in the Senate on Hawaiian affairs, 4326791
164: Ancestry Signor Marconi, in an interview in Washington, 5327025
165: Ancestry Gerald," said the young wife, 3327257
166: Ancestry My ancestors came over in the 'Mayflower. 2326978
167: Ancestry When in England, Governor Foss, 1326884
168: Ancestry People will not look forward to posterity, 1327392
169: Ancestry From yon blue heavens above us bent, 3327018
170: And They Say Women are Stubborn and Expensive Oil Change Instructions 57345129
171: Anger Charlie and Nancy had quarreled. 4327216
172: Anger When a husband loses his temper 1327014
173: Anger It is easy enough to restrain 1329902
174: Anniversaries MRS. JONES - "Does your husband remember your wedding anniversary?" 2326972
175: Answered She: "And what would 2327138
176: Antidotes Suppose," asked the professor in chemistry, 2326951
177: Apologizing Oh! Are you really a mind-reader? 3327252
178: Appearance Little Willie came home in a sad state. 4327798
179: Appearance The cross-eyed man at the ball bowed with courtly grace, and said: 4327191
180: Appearance What sort of an appearing man is he? 2327134
181: Appearances How fat and well your little boy looks. 2327317
182: Appetite The young man applied to the manager of the entertainment museum 18327848
183: Appetite Daniel Webster was the guest at dinner of a solicitous hostess 2327562
184: Appetite It was shortly after Thanksgiving Day that someone asked the little boy 2327292
185: Applause A certain theatrical troupe, 7328071
186: Applause Applause is the spur of noble minds, 1327315
187: Applause O Popular Applause! what heart of man 1327850
188: Applicant Prospective Employer: I suppose you have 2326909
189: Appreciation The distinguished actor had a large photograph of Wordsworth 6327098
190: Arbitration International A war was going on, and one day, 5327054
191: Argument Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, 3327315
192: Arithmetic He seems to be very clever. 2327040
193: Arithmetic SONNY - "Aw, pop, I don't wanter study arithmetic." 2326999
194: Arithmetic TEACHER - "Now, Johnny, suppose I should borrow 2327586
195: Arithmetic See how I can count, mama, 1327191
196: Arithmetic Two old salts who had spent most of their lives 6326790
197: Armies A new volunteer at a national guard 15327241
198: Armies The battle was going against him. 3327101
199: Armies An army officer decided to see for himself 4327001
200: Armies A war is a fearful thing," said Mr. Dolan. 2327031
201: Army Rations The colonel of a volunteer regiment camping 5327103
202: Army Rations On the occasion of the annual encampment 4327341
203: Arranged To Fit Elsie: "Mummy! if I wuz a fairy 3327244
204: Art An American tourist and his wife, 2327381
205: Art The Yankee tourist described glowingly the statue of a beautiful woman 2327196
206: Art Tell me, does your husband snore? 4327550
207: Art The packer from Chicago admired a picture by Rosa Bonheur. 5328445
208: Art There was an old sculptor named Phidias, 5326955
209: Art The friend had dropped in to see D'Auber, 3327222
210: Art A young artist once persuaded Whistler to come 3327054
211: Art The amateur artist was painting sunset, 4327261
212: Art Art is indeed not the bread 1327188
213: Art Now nature is not at variance with art, 1327167
214: Art And Nature Husband: "What was that you were playing, 5326831
215: Artists ARTIST - "I'd like to devote my last picture to a charitable purpose." 2327092
216: Artists Wealth has its penalties. 2327381
217: Artists CRITIC - "By George, old chap, 3328831
218: Artists He that seeks popularity in art 1327134
219: Athletes The caller's eye had caught the photograph 7327103
220: Athletics The sister spoke admiringly to the collegian who 4327350
221: Attention The supervisor of a school was trying to prove 6326871
222: Attorney and the Doctor Doctor, before you preformed the autopsy, 16329527
223: Authors A woman lion-hunter entertained a dinner party 2327523
224: Authors The following is a recipe for an author: 5327345
225: Authors Oscar Wilde, upon hearing one of Whistler's 1326857
226: Authors THE AUTHOR - "Would you advise me 2326798
227: Authors AMBITIOUS AUTHOR - "Hurray! Five dollars for my latest story, 3326959
228: Authors A lady who had arranged an authors' reading 2326908
229: Authors An ambitious young man called upon a publisher 3327247
230: Authors So you have had a long siege of nervous prostration? 2326925
231: Authors Mark Twain at a dinner at the Authors' Club said: 1327304
232: Authors An American friend of Edmond Rostand says 7327019
233: Authors George W. Cable, the southern writer, 3327227
234: Authors Brief History of a Successful Author: 1327308
235: Authors It took me nearly ten years to learn that I couldn't write stories. 3327174
236: Authors I dream my stories, 2327312
237: Authors The five-year-old son of James Oppenheim, 1327104
238: Authors William Dean Howells is the kindliest 3326996
239: Authors James Oliver Curwood, a novelist, 2327143
240: Authors Tried to skin me, that scribbler did! 3326955
241: Authors At a London dinner recently the conversation turned 3326983
242: Authors There is probably no hell for authors 1327199
243: Authors A thought upon my forehead, 8327121
244: Authors That writer does the most, 1327375
245: Authors Habits of close attention, thinking heads, 4327006
246: Authors The author who speaks about his 1327216
247: Automobiles TEACHER - "If a man saves $2 a week, 2327344
248: Automobiles How fast is your car, Jimpson? 2327173
249: Automobiles What is the name of your automobile? 4327029
250: Automobiles What little boy can tell me the difference 4327102
251: Automobiles Do you have much trouble with your automobile? 2327028
252: Automobiles A little "Brush" chugged painfully up to the gate of a race track. 5327285
253: Automobiles Autos rush in where..... 1327005
254: Automobiling Sorry, gentlemen," said the new constable, 3327077
255: Automobiling Two street pedlers in Bradford, 1326901
256: Automobiling It was very romantic, 3326876
257: Automobiling What you want to do is to have that mudhole 2326923
258: Automobiling The old lady from the country and her small son 3326933
259: Automobiling What makes you carry that horrible shriek 1327069
260: Automobiling In certain sections of West Virginia 4326902
261: Aviation The aviator's wife was taking her first trip 4327101
262: Aviation AVIATOR (to young assistant, 2327020
263: Aviation When Claude Grahame-White the famous aviator, 5326804
264: Aviators Little drops in water 4327410
265: Aviators Are you an experienced aviator? 2327287
266: Babies The visiting Englishman, with an eyeglass screwed to his eye, 3327575
267: Babies The teacher had explained to the class that the Indian women 4327249
268: Baccalaureate Sermons PROUD FATHER - "Rick, my boy, 3327307
269: Bacteria There once were some learned M.D.'s, 5327888
270: Bacteria Two doctors met in the hall of the hospital. 5327151
271: Bad Both Ways Dobb: "What's that piece of cord 2327203
272: Badges Mrs. Philpots came panting downstairs 10327334
273: Baggage An Aberdonian went to spend a few days 1327182
274: Baggage Johnnie Poe, one of the famous Princeton football family, 5327214
275: Bait A gentleman strolling alongside a canal observed 4327732
276: Baldness A patient complained to the doctor that his hair was coming out. 3327665
277: Baldness One mother who still considers Marcel waves 3327165
278: Baldness Were any of your boyish ambitions 2327563
279: Baldness Congressman Longworth is not gifted with much hair, 5327670
280: Baldness O, Mother, why are the men 2327365
281: Baldness The costumer came forward to attend 5327173
282: Baldness United States Senator Ollie James, 5327332
283: Baldness A near-sighted old lady at a dinner-party, 1327409
284: Banks And Banking During a financial panic, 3327247
285: Banks And Banking She advanced to the paying teller's window and, 4327784
286: Banks And Banking FRIEND - "So you're going to make it hot 327278
287: Baptism On the way to the baptism, the baby somehow loosened 9327856
288: Baptism The aged negro clergyman announced solemnly from the pulpit: 2327669
289: Baptism A revival was being held at a small colored 6327500
290: Baptists The old colored man left the Methodist Church 2327438
291: Baptists An old colored man first joined the Episcopal Church, 2327329
292: Baptists A Methodist negro exhorter shouted: 1327179
293: Bargains MANAGER (five-and-ten-cent store) 2327264
294: Bargains Hades," said the lady.... 1327655
295: Bargains Newell Dwight Hillis, the now famous New York preacher 2327197
296: Bargains My wife and myself are trying to get up 3327288
297: Baseball The teacher directed the class to write a brief 2327783
298: Baseball A run in time saves the nine. 2327406
299: Baseball Plague take that girl! 3327494
300: Baseball When Miss Cheney, one of the popular teachers 3327208
301: Baths And Bathing The only unoccupied room in the hotel 3327113
302: Baths And Bathing RURAL CONSTABLE-"Now then, 2327194
303: Baths And Bathing A woman and her brother lived alone 2327207
304: Baths And Bathing In one of the lesser Indian hill 8327368
305: Battle Teacher: "In which of his battles 2327895
306: Bazars Once upon a time a deacon who did not favor church bazars 3327116
307: Beards There was an old man with a beard, 5327253
308: Bears The old trapper was chased by a grizzly. 2327638
309: Bears The guide introduced a tourist in the Rocky Mountains 4327598
310: Beauty If eyes were made for seeing, 2327397
311: Beauty A thing of beauty is a joy forever; 5327364
312: Beauty, Personal In good looks I am not a star. 5327097
313: Beauty, Personal Shine yer boots, sir? 5327927
314: Beauty, Personal A farmer returning home late at night, 6327460
315: Beauty, Personal The senator and the major were walking up the avenue. 3327157
316: Beauty, Personal Pat, thinking to enliven the party, 3326986
317: Beauty, Personal ARTHUR - "They say dear, 2326785
318: Beauty, Personal In the negro car of a railway train 3326829
319: Beauty, Personal Little dabs of powder, 4327108
320: Beauty, Personal He kissed her on the cheek, 4326977
321: Beauty, Personal MOTHER (to inquisitive child) 2326622
322: Beauty, Personal One day, while walking with a friend 1326835
323: Beauty, Personal What a homely woman! 3327223
324: Beauty, Personal Beauty is worse than wine; 1327089
325: Beds A western politician tells the following story 4326827
326: Beer The father of a school boy in New York City 3327181
327: Beer The new soda clerk was a mystery, 2326893
328: Beer A man to whom illness was chronic, 5327303
329: Bees TEACHER - "Tommy, do you know 2327118
330: Beetles Now doth the frisky June Bug 12327095
331: Beggars The cultured maid servant announced to her mistress, 4327198
332: Begging THE "ANGEL" (about to give a beggar a dime) 2327452
333: Begging MAN - "Is there any reason why I 2326768
334: Begging MILLIONAIRE (to ragged beggar) 2326712
335: Begging Once, while Bishop Talbot, 6326662
336: Begging To get thine ends, 2326597
337: Begging Well, whiles I am a beggar I will rail 4327033
338: Beginners A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab. 4327147
339: Betrothal The cook, Nora, had announced her engagement 6327197
340: Betrothal The delinquent laggard swain had been telling 5327128
341: Better Unsaid Cholly Lyttlebrayne: "Yes, the doctors 2327038
342: Betting The officers' mess was discussing rifle shooting. 12326710
343: Betting Two old cronies went into a drug store 4326776
344: Bible Interpretation Miss Jane, did Moses have the same after-dinner 3326878
345: Bible Interpretation Mr. Preacher," said a white man to a colored minister 2329362
346: Bible Verse Ethel," said the bishop, 4327033
347: Bicycle A young lady who was inspecting bicycles 5327170
348: Bigamy What is the penalty for bigamy? 2327004
349: Bigamy The man was weak and naturally unlucky, 2326862
350: Bigamy There once was an old man of Lyme. 5326771
351: Bigamy Bigamy is when 1327573
352: Bills The proverb, "Where there's a will there's a way..... 1327010
353: Bills YOUNG DOCTOR - "Why do you always ask your patients 2327093
354: Bills Farmer Gray kept summer boarders. 5327212
355: Bills PATIENT (angrily) 2327111
356: Bills At the bedside of a patient who was a noted humorist, 3327083
357: Bills Thank Heaven, those bills are got rid of, 3327189
358: Birth The little girl in the zoölogical park tossed bits 4326747
359: Birthdays When a man has a birthday he takes a day off, 1327514
360: Black Superstition Architect: "Have you any suggestions 2326561
361: Blessing The philosopher, on being interrupted 1326750
362: Blind A shopkeeper with no conscience put by his door 2327283
363: Blind Prostitute Woman laid on road on motorway 1333272
364: Blindness The sympathetic and inquisitive old lady at the seashore 3326909
365: Blockhead The recruit complained to the sergeant 2326990
366: Blonde Joke A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. 9330359
367: Blonde Joke How do you drown a blonde? 2327864
368: Blood Relations Actor: "Are these poor relations 2326948
369: Blue Blood Mrs. Profiteer: "Is this a pedigree dog?" 2327108
370: Blue Blood Small Bridesmaid (loudly, in middle of ceremony): 1326772
371: Blue Blood Small Girl: "To-day's my mummy's 2326925
372: Blue Blood Wot's a minimum wage, Albert? 2326750
373: Blue Blood Office Boy (anxious to go to football match): 3326845
374: Blue Blood Minister's Wife: "My husband was asking 2327261
375: Blue Blood Two mistakes here, 2326501
376: Blue Blood Mistress: "Oh, cook, 2326789
377: Blue Blood Gushing Lady: "Yes, she's married 2326988
378: Blue Blood Mother: "Augustus, you naughty boy, 2326386
379: Blue Blood New Butler: "At what time, 4326781
380: Blue Blood Fond Mamma: "I sometimes think, 2326894
381: Blue Blood Playful Hostess: "Couldn't you manage 4326913
382: Blue Blood Vicar's Wife: "What are you children 4326832
383: Bluffing Francis Wilson, the comedian, 7327001
384: Blunders An early morning customer in an optician's shop 5327124
385: Blunders The ship doctor of an English liner notified 3326657
386: Blunders Telephone girls sometimes glory in their mistakes 6327081
387: Blunders A good Samaritan, passing an apartment house 21326960
388: Blunders There was a young man from the city, 5326853
389: Boasting Maybe the man who boasts that he doesn't owe 3326736
390: Boasting WILLIE - "All the stores closed on the day my uncle died." 2326961
391: Boasting Two men were boasting about their rich kin. Said one: 7327835
392: Bolshie I 'ear your 'usband 2326887
393: Bonanzas A certain Congressman had disastrous experience 3328798
394: Bone Of Contention The crowd in the car was packed suffocatingly close. 6327099
395: Bone Of Contention During the Civil War, an old negro was deeply 8326930
396: Bookkeeping Tommy, fourteen years old, arrived home for the holidays, 1326879
397: Books And Reading LADY PRESIDENT - "What book has helped you most?" 2326965
398: Books And Reading You may send me up the complete 1327237
399: Books And Reading There are three classes of bookbuyers: 1326587
400: Books And Reading The owner of a large library solemnly warned 1326670
401: Books And Reading In science, read, by preference, 1326651
402: Books And Reading Learning hath gained most by those 1326984
403: Books And Reading Books should to one of these four ends conduce, 2326954
404: Books And Reading A darky meeting another coming from the library 3326748
405: Books And Reading I don't know what to give Lizzie 3327304
406: Booksellers And Bookselling A bookseller reports these mistakes 6328173
407: Booksellers And Bookselling When a customer in a Boston department store 1326545
408: Booksellers And Bookselling It was a few days before Christmas 4326618
409: Bookworms A book-worm," said papa, 1328569
410: Bores What kind of a looking man is that chap 2326839
411: Bores A man who was a well known 1327164
412: Borrowers A well-known but broken-down Detroit newspaper man, 6326819
413: Borrowers One winter morning Henry Clay, 3326704
414: Bosses The insurance agent climbed the steps and rang the bell. 12326639
415: Boston A tourist from the east, 1327251
416: Boston A little Boston girl with exquisitely long golden 3326930
417: Boston NAN - "That young man from Boston 2327515
418: Boston A Bostonian died, and when he arrived 4328258
419: Boston There was a young lady from Boston, 5326675
420: Bottled Courage Is this stuff guaranteed 2326550
421: Boxing John L. Sullivan was asked why he had never taken to giving boxing lessons. 2327228
422: Boys A certain island in the West Indies is liable 3328219
423: Boys Aunt Eliza came up the walk and said 326933
424: Boys An iron hoop bounded through the area railings 8326617
425: Breakfast The Southern Colonel at Saratoga Springs, 7327693
426: Breakfast Foods Pharaoh had just dreamed of the seven 2327062
427: Breath One day a teacher was having a first-grade class 2326760
428: Breath Said the bibulous gentleman who had been reading 2327053
429: Brevity The best illustration of the value 1327465
430: Brevity An after-dinner speaker was called 1326952
431: Brevity 326245
432: Brevity A negro servant, on being ordered to 3327015
433: Brevity Dr. Abernethy, the famous Scotch surgeon, 12326649
434: Bribery A thriving baseball club is one of the features of a boy's 5327976
435: Bribery A judge, disgusted with a jury that 5326793
436: Brides My dear," said the young husband 2326821
437: Brides Do you think only of me? 2327250
438: Bridge Whist How about the sermon? 3326604
439: Brooklyn At the Brooklyn Bridge. 2326974
440: Brutality Two ladies in a car disputed concerning the window, 5327603
441: Bryan, William Jennings Some time after the presidential election of 1908, 1326486
442: Buildings Pat had gone back home to Ireland 3327064
443: Burglars A burglar was one night engaged in 4328629
444: Burglary A young couple that had received many valuable wedding 4327851
445: Bushisms Can the English language survive after US 13329350
446: Business A Boston lawyer, who brought his wit from his native Dublin, 6328331
447: Business At the Boston Immigration Station 4326874
448: Business Enterprise It happened in Topeka. 1327228
449: Business Enterprise In a section of Washington where 4326661
450: Business Enterprise A boy looking for something to do saw the sign 3328188
451: Business Enterprise A Chinaman found his wife lying dead 3328290
452: Business Enterprise A rather simple-looking lad halted before 5327060
453: Business Enterprise Do you know where Johnny Locke lives, 4327034
454: Business Enterprise From each according to his ability, 1326650
455: Business Enterprise In a New York street a wagon loaded 5326572
456: Business Ethics Johnny," said his teacher, 4327061
457: Business Women Wanted - A housekeeping man 1327144
458: But He's On His Way Uncle Tom arrived at the station 6327612
459: Butler Doctor (at door, to butler): 2326975
460: Calmness In Bret Harte's Mary McGillup, 3328116
461: Camping Camp life is just 1327583
462: Candidate A candidate for Congress from a 1328510
463: Candidates When I first decided to allow the people 4327075
464: Candidates A good story is told on the later Senator Vance. 17327322
465: Candidates A political office in a small town was vacant. 4327219
466: Candidates The little daughter of a Democratic candidate 1327352
467: Candidates I am willing," said the candidate, 2327274
468: Candidates Now, Mr. Blank, 3327357
469: Candor Jeanette was wearing a new frock when her dearest friend called. 4328101
470: Canning And Preserving A canner, exceedingly canny, 5328526
471: Capitalists Of the late Bishop Charles G. Grafton a 1327634
472: Cards A Tennessee farmer went to town and bought a gallon jug 2327964
473: Carefulness Michael Dugan, a journeyman plumber, 3327393
474: Carefulness The newly-elected president 2329676
475: Carelessness The housemaid, tidying the stairs the morning after a reception, 2330528
476: Carpenters While building a house, 9327031
477: Carving To Our National Birds 327213
478: Caste In some parts of the South the darkies 3327267
479: Caterpillars The small boy sat at the foot of a telegraph pole, 5327715
480: Cats Clarence, aged eight, was a member of the Band of Mercy, 4327793
481: Cats The teacher put a question to the class: 12327723
482: Cats The little girl returned from church deeply musing on the sermon, 2327634
483: Cats There was a young lady whose dream 5326962
484: Cats There once were two cats in Kilkenny, 4326979
485: Caught Lying The tender young mother detected her baby boy 6332603
486: Cause And Effect Archbishop Whately was one day asked 1329427
487: Cause And Effect A man who has an office downtown called 4327570
488: Cause And Effect BANKS - "I had a new experience yesterday, 5328391
489: Cause And Effect Among a party of Bostonians who spent some time 7327727
490: Cause And Effect Jack Barrymore, son of Maurice Barrymore, 4327475
491: Cause And Effect What a lot of suffering these ambulance 2327102
492: Cause And Effect He's a nice little horse 2327233
493: Cause And Effect The way those people flaunt 2327071
494: Caustic A good story is told of a pawky old Scot, 4328333
495: Caution Marshall Field, 3rd, 4327041
496: Champagne MR. HILTON - "Have you opened that bottle of champagne, 2327226
497: Champagne Sir Andrew Clark was Mr. Gladstone's physician, 4327116
498: Champagne Wishing to give his Scotch steward 1327178
499: Changing Places They say that she was his stenographer 4327169
500: Changing The Subject She: "Well! Let us change the subject. 3327351
501: Changing The Subject I say, Taxi, I've only got enough change 1326897
502: Character The Rev. Charles H. Spurgeon was fond of a joke 4326958
503: Character They were trying an Irishman, 5327302
504: Character We must have a weak spot or two in a character 1327397
505: Charity Oh, mamma," questioned the child, "who's that?" 3327571
506: Charity Charity," said Rev. B., 1327446
507: Charity Dr. C.H. Parkhurst, the eloquent New York clergyman, 3327298
508: Charity THE LADY - "Well, I'll give you a dime; 2327024
509: Charity Porter Emerson came into the office yesterday. 3327473
510: Charity I made a mistake," said Plodding Pete. 3326962
511: Charity It requires a vast deal of courage and charity 4326590
512: Charity Good morning, ma'am, 2327119
513: Charity Charity is a virtue 1327060
514: Charity You find people ready 1327111
515: Chauffeur An attorney of Los Angeles 3326868
516: Chicago A western bookseller wrote to a house 3326831
517: Chicken Little One day the first grade teacher was reading 5329977
518: Chicken Stealing Senator Money of Mississippi asked an old 2327452
519: Chicken Stealing Ida Black had retired from the most select 3327052
520: Chicken Stealing Does de white folks in youah 2327026
521: Chicken Stealing Henry E. Dixey met a friend one afternoon on Broadway. 5326651
522: Chicken Stealing A southerner, hearing a great commotion 6326787
523: Chicken Stealing A colored parson, calling upon one of his flock, 3326929
524: Chicken-Stealing The Southern planter heard a commotion in his poultry 4326823
525: Child Labor What's up old man; you look as happy as a lark! 2326783
526: Child's Sermon Is was that time, during the Sunday morning service, 3329969
527: Children Two weary parents once advertised: 2326428
528: Children A couple advertised: 2326896
529: Children A boy twelve years old with an air of melancholy resignation, 4328372
530: Children MRS. POST - "But why adopt a baby when you 2326688
531: Children The neighbors of a certain woman in a New England 5326899
532: Children Childhood has no forebodings; 1326975
533: Children Better to be driven out 1327382
534: Choices William Phillips, our secretary of embassy at London, 3326992
535: Choices A well-known furniture dealer of a Virginia 3326789
536: Choices A man hurried into a quick-lunch restaurant 3327043
537: Christian Scientists While waiting for the speaker at a public meeting 3326823
538: Christianity A shipwrecked traveler was washed up on a small island. 3327805
539: Christians At a dinner, when the gentlemen 3327199
540: Christians A traveler who believed himself to be sole 2327064
541: Christmas A political boss wished to show his appreciation 3327293
542: Christmas Santa Claus inserted an upright piano, 1327412
543: Christmas Gifts 3326371
544: Christmas Gifts 4326362
545: Christmas Gifts Little six-year-old Harry was asked by his Sunday-school teacher: 3327548
546: Christmas Gifts For little children everywhere 4326944
547: Christmas Gifts I will, if you will, 10330000
548: Chronology TOURIST - "They have just dug up the corner-stone 2326879
549: Church The young members of the family had been taught 3326934
550: Church The old negro attended a service in the Episcopal Church 2326920
551: Church Attendance Tremendous crowd up at our church last night. 3326647
552: Church Attendance I understand," said a young woman to another, 2326694
553: Church Attendance Are you a pillar of the church? 2326832
554: Church Discipline Pius the Ninth was not without a certain 1327068
555: Circus A well-known theatrical manager repeats 5327119
556: Circus Willie to the circus went, 4326675
557: Circus A child of strict parents, 2328447
558: Circus Johnny, who had been to the circus, 4327092
559: Circus A boy and his mother were taking 2328243
560: Civilization An officer of the Indian Office at Washington 5326879
561: Civilization My dear, listen to this, 1326680
562: Civilization The path of civilization 1326925
563: Claiming Acquaintance Chimmie: "Dat's McCorker de heavy-weight 2326908
564: Classified Mrs. Bargain: "Oh, Ethel! 2326677
565: Cleanliness The little boy was clad in an immaculate white suit 2330088
566: Cleanliness The mother catechised her young son 7326610
567: Cleanliness Among the tenements that lay within 4327160
568: Cleanliness A woman in one of the factory towns 4326824
569: Cleanliness How old are you?" once asked Whistler 1326736
570: Cleanliness If dirt was trumps, 1326672
571: Cleanliness The Housewife: My goodness! 2326481
572: Clergy Now, children," said the visiting minister 4327058
573: Clergy All work and no 1327162
574: Clergy Bishop Doane of Albany was at one time rector 6327086
575: Clergy The four-year-old daughter of a clergyman 7326511
576: Clergy PROFESSOR - "Now, Mr. Jones, 2326768
577: Clergy Archbishop Ryan was once accosted 3327017
578: Clergy A Duluth pastor makes it a point to welcome 3326846
579: Clergy A minister of a fashionable church 13327076
580: Clergy Bishop Goodsell, of the Methodist Episcopal church, 2327100
581: Clergy It is a standing rule of a company 1326947
582: Clergy Booker Washington, as all the world knows, 4326737
583: Clergy On one occasion the minister delivered a sermon 4326966
584: Clergy A pompous Bishop of Oxford was once stopped 10327060
585: Clergy Skilful alike with tongue and pen, 6326515
586: Climate In a certain town the local forecaster 4326583
587: Clothing One morning as Mark Twain returned from a neighborhood morning call, 3326718
588: Clothing A man whose trousers bagged badly 2326840
589: Clothing The evening wore on, 3326822
590: Clothing See that measuring worm crawling up my skirt! 2327137
591: Clothing Dwellers in huts and in marble halls 8326598
592: Clothing Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy, 3327117
593: Clubs Belle and Ben had just announced their engagement. 3327092
594: Clubs The guest landing at the yacht club float with his host, 3326636
595: Clubs One afternoon thirty ladies met at the home 2326714
596: Coal Dealers In a Kansas town where two brothers 3326583
597: Coeducation The speaker was waxing eloquent, 2326591
598: Coffee Among the coffee-drinkers a high place 1326587
599: Coins He had just returned from Paris and said to his old aunt in the country: 2327129
600: Collecting Of Accounts An enterprising firm advertised: 1326897
601: Collecting Of Accounts Sir," said the haughty American 2326712
602: Collecting Of Accounts A retail dealer in buggies doing business 3327092
603: Collecting Of Accounts The saddest words of tongue or pen 4326703
604: Collectors And Collecting Sir Walter Raleigh had called 3327015
605: College Graduates Can't I take your order for one of our encyclopedias! 2327009
606: College Students Say, dad, remember that story you told me 3327161
607: College Students WANTED: Burly beauty-proof individual 1327076
608: College Students FRESHMAN - "I have a sliver in my finger. 2326712
609: College Students STUDE - "Do you smoke, professor?" 5326901
610: College Students Three boys from Yale, 1326783
611: College Students A college professor was one day nearing 3326925
612: College Students When Rutherford B. Hayes was a student 5326629
613: College Students A western college boy amused himself 2326984
614: College Students The president of an eastern university 1326538
615: College Students STUDE. - "Is it possible to confide a secret to you?" 4326741
616: College Students Why did you come to college, anyway? 2326759
617: College Students A young Irishman at college in want of twenty-five dollars 12326964
618: College Students The professor was delivering the final lecture 4326476
619: College Students It was Commencement Day at a well-known woman's college, 3326574
620: College Students The world's great men have not 1326386
621: Colleges And Universities The college is a coy maid 4326750
622: Colleges And Universities What is a 'faculty'? 2327052
623: Colleges And Universities Yale University is to have 327122
624: Colleges And Universities FIRST TRUSTEE - "But this ancient institution 2326853
625: Colleges And Universities The president of the university had dark circles 4326701
626: Collision There had been a collision near Euston Station 3326448
627: Common Sense A mysterious building had been erected 6327205
628: Community The young man at the summer resort, 5326618
629: Commuters BRIGGS - "Is it true that you have broken 2327075
630: Commuters I see you carrying home a new kind of breakfast food, 2326574
631: Commuters After the sermon on Sunday morning 2326610
632: Commuters A suburban train was slowly working its 3326798
633: Commuters A nervous commuter on his dark, 5327317
634: Comparisons A milliner endeavored to sell to a colored woman one 2326730
635: Comparisons A well-known author tells of an English 2327331
636: Comparisons Darling," whispered the ardent suitor, 3327015
637: Comparisons Girls make me tired, 2326956
638: Comparisons A friend once wrote Mark Twain a letter 2327195
639: Comparisons The Rev. Dr. William Emerson, 1326709
640: Comparisons Is it possible your pragmatical 1326671
641: Compensation Isaac and Moses dined in a restaurant 2326875
642: Compensation Speakin' of de law of compensation, 1326447
643: Competition A new baby arrived at a house. 3327217
644: Competition A farmer during a long-continued drought 2327033
645: Compliments Would you like a lock of my hair? 4327145
646: Compliments The young man, dancing with the girl to whom 2326723
647: Compliments In former times, when royalties were more important, 4326866
648: Compliments Supper was in progress, and the father was telling 6326663
649: Composers Recipe for the musical comedy composer: 5327108
650: Compromises Boss - "There's $10 gone from my cash drawer, 2327091
651: Concealment The widow was deep in suds over the family wash, 2326662
652: Conceit I suppose I must admit that I do have my faults, 2326852
653: Conditional Eloping Bride: "Oh, Jack! 2327240
654: Confession Time An Alabama Preacher said to his congregation: 9329771
655: Confessions You say Garston made a complete confession? 2327040
656: Confessions Little Ethel had been brought up with 4326739
657: Confessions Confession is good for the soul. 2327477
658: Congress Congress is a national inquisitorial 1327097
659: Congress Judging from the stuff printed in the newspapers, 6326926
660: Congressmen It was at a banquet in Washington given 4326696
661: Congressmen Representative X, from North Carolina, 2326909
662: Congressmen Champ Clark loves to tell of how in the heat 4327320
663: Congressmen A Georgia Congressman had put up at an American-plan 4327012
664: Conscience The child had been greatly impressed by her first experience 3326656
665: Conscience The moral of this story may be that it is better 7327462
666: Conscience A quiet conscience makes one so serene! 3326900
667: Conscience Oh, Conscience! Conscience! man's most faithful friend, 4327156
668: Consequences A teacher asked her class in spelling 2326729
669: Consequences Consequences are unpitying. 1331068
670: Conservative He was a stout man, and his feet 5327049
671: Consideration The goose had been carved at the Christmas 3326526
672: Consideration A clergyman, who was summoned in haste 3326851
673: Constancy His companion bent over the dying man, 2326773
674: Constancy A soldier belonging to a brigade in command 7327093
675: Contribution Box The parson looks it o'er and frets. 4326562
676: Contribution Box There were introductions all around. 2326542
677: Contribution Box The collections had fallen off badly 3326882
678: Contribution Box A newly appointed Scotch minister 2327022
679: Contribution Box POLICE COMMISSIONER - "If you were ordered to disperse a mob, 3326993
680: Contribution Box I advertized that the poor were made 1327030
681: Conundrums Mose, what is the difference between a bucket 3326490
682: Conversation My dog understands every word I say. 4326678
683: Conversation THE TALL AND AGGRESSIVE ONE 2326645
684: Conversation HUS (during a quarrel) 2326632
685: Conversation Irving Bacheller, it appears, was on a tramping 8326930
686: Conversation Conversation is the laboratory 1327034
687: Conversation A single conversation across the table 1326670
688: Conversion A zealous church member in a Kentucky village 4326807
689: Cookery The housewife gave the tramp a large piece of pie 2326586
690: Cookery John, John," whispered an alarmed wife, 2326694
691: Cookery This is certainly a modern cook-book in every way. 3326667
692: Cookery There was recently presented to a newly-married young woman 4326530
693: Cookery Heaven sends us good meat, 1326494
694: Cooking Mrs. Newlywed: "Oh, Jack, 1326870
695: Corked Doctor: "You are a great deal 2326860
696: Cornets Spurgeon was once asked if the man who 2326721
697: Corns Great aches 1326969
698: Corpulence The wife of a prominent Judge was making arrangements 4326461
699: Corpulence An employee of a rolling mill 2326713
700: Corpulence A very stout old lady, bustling through the park 5326790
701: Corpulence A jolly steamboat captain with more 2326739
702: Corpulence A very large lady entered a street car 1326684
703: Corpulence To our Fat Friends: 1326496
704: Cosmopolitanism Secretary of State Lazansky refused to incorporate 4327049
705: Cost Of Living Did you punish our son for throwing 2326993
706: Cost Of Living Live within your income, 1326740
707: Cost Of Living You say your jewels were stolen 2326911
708: Cost Of Living A grouchy butcher, 3326866
709: Cost Of Living TOM - "My pa is very religious. 4326716
710: Couldn't Resist It Look here," began the youth, 6326381
711: Country Life BILTER (at servants' agency) 2326995
712: Country Life VISITOR - "You have a fine road leading from the station." 2327001
713: Courage AUNT ETHEL - "Well, Beatrice, 4326910
714: Courage He was the small son of a bishop, 3327003
715: Courage Courage, the highest gift, that scorns to bend 10327000
716: Courtesy The witness was obviously a rustic and quite new 4326896
717: Courtesy The mayor of a French town had, 1326472
718: Courtesy Mrs. Taft, at a diplomatic dinner, 4326651
719: Courtesy Justice Moody was once riding on the platform 6326995
720: Courts One day when old Thaddeus Stevens was practicing 3326397
721: Courts It's all right to fine me, 4326651
722: Courts A stranger came into an Augusta bank 11326793
723: Courtship Do you think a woman believes you 2326953
724: Courtship Augustus Fitzgibbons Moran 5326731
725: Courtship SPOONLEIGH - "Does your sister always look under the bed?" 2326473
726: Courtship There was a young man from the West, 5326872
727: Courtship I hope your father does not object 2327039
728: Courtship There was an old monk of Siberia, 5326688
729: Courtship It was scarcely half-past nine 5326663
730: Courtship What were you and Mr. Smith talking about 3326695
731: Courtship During a discussion of the fitness 2326863
732: Courtship A young woman who was about to wed 7326884
733: Courtship Uncle Nehemiah, the proprietor of a ramshackle 3327122
734: Courtship Jack and I have parted forever. 3327268
735: Courtship Here's to solitaire with a partner, 2327069
736: Cowardice The old farmer and his wife visited the menagerie. 5326529
737: Cowards Mrs. Hicks was telling some ladies 4326514
738: Cowards MRS. PECK - "Henry, what would you 3326691
739: Cowards Johnny hasn't been to school long, 10326873
740: Cowards A negro came running down the lane 3326748
741: Cows Little Willie, being a city boy, 8326702
742: Cows There was an old man who said, "How 5326388
743: Criticism FIRST MUSIC CRITIC - "I wasted a whole 3326863
744: Criticism As soon 6326692
745: Criticism It is much easier to be critical 1326675
746: Cruelty Why do you beat your little son? 2326622
747: Cucumbers Consider the ways of the little green cucumber, 1327176
748: Curfew A former resident of Marshall, Mo., 5327183
749: Curiosity The colored man, passing through the market, 3326610
750: Curiosity The Christmas church services were proceeding 4326707
751: Curiosity A one-armed man entered a restaurant 2326880
752: Cynic Professor (endeavoring to impress 2326354
753: Dachshunds A little boy was entertaining the minister 4327443
754: Damages The child came to his mother in tears. 4326968
755: Damages A Chicago lawyer tells of a visit he received 4328178
756: Damages A Chicago man who was a passenger 5328309
757: Damages Up in Minnesota Mr. Olsen had a cow 3327202
758: Dancing He was a remarkably stout gentleman, 2327399
759: Dancing George Bernard Shaw was recently entertained 3327153
760: Dancing On a journey through the South not long ago, 3327450
761: Dancing If they had danced the tango and the trot 4327377
762: Danger One foot in the grave, 1327283
763: Dead Certainty On Tuesday, a colored maid asked her mistress 3327222
764: Dead Men's Shoes hen a certain officer of the governor's staff died, 3327249
765: Deafness In the smoking-room of a theatre, between the acts, 11327531
766: Deafness An excellent old gentleman grew hard of hearing, 4327144
767: Debts A train traveling through the West 9327144
768: Debts WILLIS - "He calls himself a dynamo." 2327314
769: Debts Anticipated rents, and bills unpaid, 4327196
770: Debts I hold every man a 1327244
771: Declined With Thanks Farmer Brown was an old-fashioned farmer. 4327094
772: Dedication The visitor to the poet's wife expressed her surprise 2327053
773: Deer The deer's a mighty useful beast 4327067
774: Definition The schoolboy, after profound thought, 2327219
775: Degrees A young theologian named Fiddle 4327210
776: Degrees In Degradation Phil May, the artist, when once down on his luck in Australia, 4327401
777: Delay A woman in the mountains of Tennessee 2327315
778: Democracy Why are you so vexed, Irma? 2327269
779: Democratic Party HOSPITAL PHYSICIAN - "Which ward do you wish 2327448
780: Denied The Privilege The Child: "Mother! Did you buy 3326992
781: Dentistry Our young hopeful came running into the house. 3327214
782: Dentists The dentist is one who pulls 1327171
783: Dentists One day little Flora was taken to have 1327106
784: Dentists One said a tooth drawer was a kind 1327100
785: Description A popular soprano is said to have 1327193
786: Design, Decorative Harold watched his mother as she folded 4327498
787: Destination A Washington car conductor, 7327260
788: Destination Andrew Lang once invited a friend to dinner 2327098
789: Details Charles Frohman was talking to a Philadelphia 4327439
790: Detectives When Conan Doyle arrived for the first 5327020
791: Determination After the death of Andrew Jackson 8327194
792: Devil Some wasps built their nests during the week 2327461
793: Diagnosis An epileptic dropped in a fit on the streets 2327416
794: Diamonds The Professor: A diamond is the hardest 2327346
795: Did you hear Did you hear about the awful 3327267
796: Diet The young lady, who was something of a food fadist, 3327212
797: Diet Eat, drink, and be merry 1327405
798: Diet There was a young lady named Perkins, 5327053
799: Diet Mother," asked the little one, 1326992
800: Diet The doctor told him he needed carbohydrates, 6327160
801: Diet A Colonel, who used to assert 5327126
802: Diet To abstain that we may enjoy 1327191
803: Diet They are as sick that surfeit 1326738
804: Digestion In an English school, the examiner asked 5326553
805: Dilemmas A story that has done service in political campaigns 4327042
806: Dining A twelve course dinner 1326941
807: Dining That was the spirit of your uncle 2327034
808: Dining Chakey, Chakey," called the big sister 1327174
809: Dining There was a young lady of Cork, 5326580
810: Dining An anecdote about Dr. Randall Davidson, 2326820
811: Dining There was a young lady named Maud, 5326618
812: Dining Father's trip abroad did him so much good, 1327090
813: Dining Whistler, the artist, 2326589
814: Dining A macaroon, 12326832
815: Dining The small daughter of the house 4326511
816: Dining For a man seldom thinks with more 1327157
817: Diplomacy Now, let me see," the impecunious man 3327513
818: Diplomacy Ted had a habit of dropping in at the house next door 4327450
819: Diplomacy Sometimes the use of a diplomatic method defeats 2327006
820: Diplomacy The lady of uncertain age simpered at the gentleman 3326847
821: Diplomacy Diplomacy is shown inversely by the remark 5327626
822: Diplomacy WIFE - "Please match this piece of silk 3326639
823: Diplomacy Scripture tells us that a soft answer 4327333
824: Diplomacy Miss de Simpson, 2326605
825: Diplomacy I call'd the devil and he came, 8327717
826: Dirt We are more particular nowadays about cleanliness 2327043
827: Dirt The French aristocrats were not always 4326940
828: Discipline Jimmy found much to criticise in his small sister. 4326782
829: Discounts A train in Arizona was boarded by robbers, 2326826
830: Discretion The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman 4326645
831: Discretion When you can, 1326609
832: Discretion Miss Bizzy: "I am glad to hear 2326393
833: Disposition One eastern railroad has a regular 2326730
834: Distances A regiment of regulars was making a long, 10326716
835: Divorce The court was listening to the testimony 10326919
836: Divorce When a woman marries and then divorces 2326573
837: Doctors A victim of chronic bronchitis called on 5326839
838: Doctors A well-to-do colored man suffered a serious illness, 4327136
839: Doctors A member of the faculty in a London medical 4327312
840: Doctors The Chinaman expressed his gratitude to that mighty physician 2326882
841: Doctors The instructor in the Medical College exhibited a diagram. 5326814
842: Doctors The physician turned from the telephone to his wife: 4326341
843: Doctrine In a former generation, when elaborate doctrines 3326804
844: Documentary Evidence During the worst of the spy-scare period in London 2326696
845: Dog Goin' in that house over there? 6326806
846: Dogs The tramp was sitting with his back to a hedge 4326865
847: Dogs Many a great man has been given credit 2327008
848: Dogs The fox terrier regarded with curious interest 5326669
849: Dogs During the siege of Paris in the Franco-German war, 2326712
850: Dogs The young clergyman during a parochial call 5326507
851: Dogs The meditative Hollander delivered a monologue to his dog: 3326499
852: Dogs Some persons are born to have honor thrust upon them, 3326711
853: Dogs LADY (to tramp who had been commissioned 2326986
854: Dogs A family moved from the city to a suburban locality 2327035
855: Dogs Dogs is mighty useful beasts 5327077
856: Dogs My dog took first prize at the cat show. 3326471
857: Dogs FAIR VISITOR - "Why are you giving Fido's teeth 2327027
858: Dogs Do you know that that bulldog of yours 3327211
859: Dogs Fleshy Miss Muffet 6326829
860: Dogs William J. Stevens, for several years 4326566
861: Dogs One would have it that a collie is the most 4326764
862: Dogs The more one sees 1327241
863: Domestic Finance Talk about Napoleon! 3327144
864: Domestic Finance A Lakewood woman was recently reading 10326753
865: Domestic Finance I am sending you a thousand kisses, 1327257
866: Domestic Quarrels After a trip abroad, a lady inquired of her colored washerwoman: 9326970
867: Domestic Quarrels The newly married pair quarreled seriously, 6326634
868: Domestic Quarrels The good wife, after she and her husband 3326664
869: Domestic Relations There was a young man of Dunbar, 5326811
870: Doubt Small Jimmie discussed with his chief 2327137
871: Doubt Ability to look on two sides of a question 326966
872: Drama The new play was a failure. 2326673
873: Drama The average modern play calls 1326888
874: Drama The young man in the third row 4326559
875: Drama LARRY - "I like Professor Whatishisname 2326840
876: Drama I think I love and reverence all arts equally, 1327129
877: Drama Two women were leaving the theater after a performance 2326544
878: Dramatic Criticism Theodore Dreiser, the novelist, 4326952
879: Dramatic Criticism Nat Goodwin, the American comedian, 4327192
880: Dramatists I hear Scribbler finally got one of his plays on the boards. 2327186
881: Dramatists So you think the author of this play will live, 2326479
882: Dramatists We all know the troubles of a dramatist 3327180
883: Dreams The group of dwellers at the seaside 3326599
884: Dress Oh, have you heard? Mrs. Blaunt 2327257
885: Dress The son of the house had been reading of an escaped lunatic. 5327009
886: Dressmakers WIFE - "Wretch! Show me that letter." 4326694
887: Drew Blank The MacTavish was not a mean man. 8326357
888: Drink It was nine o'clock in the morning, 7326490
889: Drink The very convivial gentleman left his club happy, 2326624
890: Drink The highly inebriated individual halted before 2326791
891: Drink The proprietor of the general store at the cross-roads 9326523
892: Drink Two Southern gentlemen, who were of very convivial habits, 4326718
893: Drink The old toper was asked if he had ever met 2326537
894: Drink A farmer, who indulged in sprees, 2326730
895: Drink A mouse chanced on a pool of whiskey 2327207
896: Drink The owner of a hunting lodge in Scotland 4326910
897: Drink The old farmer was driving home from town, 2326795
898: Drink Mrs. Smith addressed her neighbor, 4326776
899: Drink In the days before prohibition, 5326622
900: Drink When the Kentucky colonel was in the North, 2326621
901: Drink The Irish gentleman encountered the lady 3326810
902: Drinking He who goes to bed, and goes to bed sober, 4327048
903: Drinking I drink when I have occasion, 2327141
904: Drinking The Frenchman loves his native wine; 8326794
905: Drinking A young Englishman came to Washington 6326771
906: Drinking If you are invited to drink at any man's house 1326541
907: Drinking There is many a cup 1326677
908: Drinking One swallow doesn't make a summer 1326852
909: Drinking DOCTOR (feeling Sandy's pulse in bed) 2327193
910: Drinking Here's to the girls of the American shore, 4326693
911: Drinking A well-known Scottish architect 3327264
912: Drinking When President Eliot of Harvard 3326908
913: Drinking WIFE (on auto tour) 2326592
914: Drinking A priest went to a barber shop conducted 1326935
915: Drinking Ex-congressman Asher G. Caruth, 5326940
916: Drive Through ATM Procedures. A new sign in the bank lobby says: 42330499
917: Droughts Governor Glasscock of West Virginia, 3326989
918: Drugged The police physician was called to examine 4326665
919: Drunkards Sing a song of sick gents, 4326638
920: Drunkards Two booze-fiends were ambling homeward 3326732
921: Drunkards Where's old Four-Fingered Pete? 2327108
922: Drunkards The Irish talent for repartee 1326704
923: Drunkards The colonel came down to breakfast 3326783
924: Drunkards MAGISTRATE - "And what was the prisoner doing?" 4327176
925: Drunkards A Scotch minister and his servant, 5327074
926: Drunkards A man in a very deep state of intoxication 3326962
927: Drunkards A pompous little man with gold-rimmed 3326956
928: Drunkards A noisy bunch tacked out of their club 6326937
929: Drunkards That clever and brilliant genius, 5327310
930: Drunkards On a pleasant Sunday afternoon an old German 4327172
931: Drunkards William R. Hearst, who never touches liquor, 8326732
932: Drunkards What is a drunken man like, Fool? 2327419
933: Drunkards My good man, you had better 2327000
934: Du Barry The two flappers at the Strand 2326434
935: Duck's Disease Three women die together in an accident 13330324
936: During The Quarrel He: "But if you will allow me to- 2326913
937: During Vacation The Summer Girl: "It pains me to be 2326467
938: Duty The traveler was indignant at the slow speed 3326866
939: Dyspepsia Ah," she sighed "for many years 3326704
940: Easy Living The Southerner in the North, 2327243
941: Echoes An American and a Scotsman were walking 3327126
942: Economy One Japanese bragged to another that he made 3327216
943: Economy Wife:--"Women are not extravagant 2327334
944: Economy An economist is usually a man 1327213
945: Economy Economy is going without 1327295
946: Economy Economy is a way of spending 1327331
947: Economy Ther's lots o' difference between 2327471
948: Economy Young Husband: "I see that sugar 2327228
949: Economy Best Man (seeing couple off on honeymoon): 1327167
950: Economy Hostess (to small guest, who is casting 2327157
951: Economy Mr. Househunter: "I don't care for those flats 2326938
952: Editors Recipe for an editor: 5327136
953: Editors The city editor of a great New York daily 8327119
954: Education Along in the sixties Pat Casey 3327243
955: Education A catalog of farming implements sent out 3328402
956: Efficiency In these days of difficulty in securing domestic servants, 13327428
957: Efficiency The undertaker regarded the deceased in the coffin 6327052
958: Efficiency An engineer, who was engaged on railroad construction 6327208
959: Efficiency An American motorist went to Germany 3327069
960: Efficiency A curious little man sat next an elderly, 3327138
961: Eggs The farmer decided to give special attention 3327077
962: Egotism The pessimist spoke mournfully to his friend: 5327163
963: Egotism In the Chicago schools a boy refused to sew, 3327332
964: Egotism John D. Rockefeller tells this story on himself: 9334696
965: Egotism The late Marshall Field had a very small 5328246
966: Egotism Here's to the man who is wisest and best, 4327842
967: Elections In St. Louis there is one ward that is full 4327795
968: Elections WILLIS - "What's the election today for? 2328048
969: Elections One year, when the youngsters of a certain 4327987
970: Elections I consider biennial elections as a security 1328107
971: Electricity In school a boy was asked this question 2328090
972: Elephant A circus man was scouring the countryside 2329531
973: Elopement Some months after the elopement, 3327398
974: Embarrassing Situations A young gentleman was spending the week-end 3328041
975: Embarrassing Situations The late Charles Coghlan was a man of great wit 5328061
976: Embarrassing Situations The evening callers were chatting gaily 3328040
977: Embarrassing Situations I was in an awkward predicament yesterday morning, 5327751
978: Embarrassing Situations Your husband will be all right now, 5327914
979: Employers And Employees You want more money? Why, my boy, 2328695
980: Employers And Employees EARNEST YOUNG MAN - "Have you any advice 4327963
981: Employers And Employees General Benjamin F. Butler built a house 7327981
982: Employers And Employees W.J. ("Fingy") Conners, the New York politician, 6328123
983: Employers And Employees Outside his own cleverness there is nothing 4327893
984: Employers And Employees CHIEF CLERK (to office boy) 2328048
985: Employers And Employees James J. Hill, the Railway King, 5328128
986: Encouraging He: "My train goes in fifteen minutes. 2327154
987: Enemies An old man who had led a sinful 4327761
988: Enemies It is better to decide a difference between enemies 1327857
989: Enemies The world is large when its weary leagues 4327959
990: Enfranchisement Of Woman First Voter: "So Mr. Jones has been elected. 2326993
991: Engagement He proposed to me last night, 3327168
992: English Language A popular hotel in Rome has a sign 1327600
993: English Language The class at Heidelberg was studying English conjugations, 4327359
994: English Language Language is the expression of ideas, 1327667
995: Englishmen Nat Goodwill was at the club with an English friend 5327763
996: Enough The darky's clothes were in the last stages 4326669
997: Enthusiasm Theodore Watts, says Charles Rowley in his book 327335
998: Epitaph In an Irish cemetery stands a handsome monument 2326557
999: Epitaphs LITTLE CLARENCE - "Pa!" 5327894
1000: Epitaphs The widower had just taken his fourth wife 4327395
1001: Epitaphs A man wished to have something original 1327731
1002: Epitaphs In a cemetery at Middlebury, Vt., 1327213
1003: Epitaphs An epitaph in an old Moravian cemetery reads thus: 9327456
1004: Epitaphs I expected it, 1327883
1005: Epitaphs After Life's scarlet fever 2327567
1006: Epitaphs Here lies the body of Sarah Sexton, 3327304
1007: Epitaphs As a general thing, 1327647
1008: Epitaphs Maria Brown, 5327587
1009: Epitaphs Here lies the body of Enoch Holden, 1327227
1010: Epitaphs A bereaved husband feeling his loss very keenly 5329474
1011: Epitaphs Here lies Bernard Lightfoot, 3327398
1012: Epitaphs I thought it mushroom when I found 4327077
1013: Epitaphs On the tombstone of a Mr. Box appears this inscription: 4327798
1014: Epitaphs Nobles and heralds by your leave, 5327737
1015: Epitaphs Kind reader! take your choice to cry or laugh; 5327661
1016: Epitaphs I conceive disgust at these impertinent 1327846
1017: Epithets John Fiske, the historian, 6327699
1018: Epithets See that man over there. He is a bombastic mutt, 4327565
1019: Equality As one of the White Star steamships 4327510
1020: Ermine Said an envious, erudite ermine: 5327751
1021: Escapes There was once a chap who went skating too early 7327353
1022: Ethics My ethical state, 6330877
1023: Etiquet A Boston girl the other day said to a southern 5329885
1024: Etiquet A little girl on the train to Pittsburgh 2327491
1025: Etiquet LITTLE BROTHER - "What's etiquet?" 2327511
1026: Etiquet A Lady there was of Antigua, 5327725
1027: Etiquet They were at dinner and the dainties were on the table. 8327031
1028: Etiquet TOMMY'S AUNT - "Won't you have another piece of cake, 4327095
1029: Etiquet There was a young man so benighted, 5326949
1030: European War OFFICER (as Private Atkins worms his way toward the enemy) 2327474
1031: European War You can tell an Englishman nowadays 3327362
1032: European War LITTLE GIRL (who has been sitting very still with a seraphic expression) 3327663
1033: European War From a sailor's letter to his wife: 2326918
1034: European War Two country darkies listened, 3326912
1035: Evidence The prisoner, a darky, explained how it came about 2326776
1036: Evidence The smug satisfaction of the rustic in his clear 3327008
1037: Evidence Shall I leave the hall light burning, 2327202
1038: Evidence From a crowd of rah-rah college boys celebrating 6327123
1039: Evidence Maud Muller, on a summer night, 8327542
1040: Evidence One day a hostess asked a well known Parisian judge: 2327099
1041: Examinations An instructor in a church school 3327409
1042: Examinations A member of the faculty of the University of Wisconsin 2327597
1043: Examinations The following selection of mistakes 35327258
1044: Exams During the period after the university examinations, 2326891
1045: Exclusiveness One of the New York churches is notorious 4326552
1046: Excuses The children had been reminded that they 1327096
1047: Excuses O. Henry always retained the whimsical 3327929
1048: Excuses Strolling along the boardwalk at Atlantic City, 3327511
1049: Excuses A captain, inspecting his company 5329541
1050: Excuses Is that you, dear? 2326897
1051: Excuses What is the matter, dearest? 4326930
1052: Excuses A poor casual laborer, 2327447
1053: Excuses Cephas is a darky come up from Maryland 4327377
1054: Excuses GRANDMA - "Johnny, I have discovered 2327642
1055: Excuses Mr. X was a prominent member of the B.P.O.E. 1326607
1056: Excuses And oftentimes excusing of a fault 5327326
1057: Expectancy An Irishman on a scaffolding four stories high 8327241
1058: Expense Account The woman wrote a reference for her discharged cook as follows: 4326562
1059: Expensive Second-story Worker: "Hullo, Bill, 2327109
1060: Experience The baby pulled brother's hair until he yelled 5326787
1061: Experts There was a chicken-stealing case before the court. 2327015
1062: Explicitness On her return home after an absence 3326895
1063: Exposure TRAMP - "Lady, I'm dying from exposure." 2326715
1064: Extravagance A rich and listless lady patron examined 4327321
1065: Extravagance There was a young girl named O'Neill, 5326970
1066: Extravagance Everybody knew that John Polkinhorn 2327719
1067: Extravagance The editor of my paper, 4326742
1068: Extravagance An Irish soldier was recently given 11327389
1069: Facts The burly man spoke lucidly to his gangling adversary: 4327138
1070: Failure Little Ikey came up to his father 2327726
1071: Faith Faith is that quality which leads 1327471
1072: Faith What is faith, Johnny? 2327761
1073: Faith Faith is believing 1327593
1074: Faith As I understand it, Doctor, 6327453
1075: Faith Mother had been having considerable argument 1327286
1076: Faith Faith is a fine invention 4327583
1077: Faithfulness A wizened little Irishman applied 3327458
1078: Fame Fame is the feeling that you are 1327711
1079: Fame Many a man thinks he has become 1327644
1080: Fame Were not this desire of fame 1327611
1081: Familiarity, Etc. I'm so glad to see you. 2327115
1082: Families Yes, sir, our household represents 1327286
1083: Families Mrs. O'Flarity is a scrub lady, 4327187
1084: Families A man descended from an excursion 4327514
1085: Family Why do you object to children 2326797
1086: Family Tree You don't mean to say it cost you 2327039
1087: Farewells Happy are we met, Happy have we been, 2327339
1088: Farewells A dear old citizen went to the cars 3327381
1089: Farewells I am going to make my farewell 4327429
1090: Farewells Farewell! 3327178
1091: Fashion After years of endeavor in poverty, 3327002
1092: Fashion 5326728
1093: Fashion There are two kinds of women: 1327460
1094: Fashion There had been a dressmaker in the house 2327237
1095: Fashion Nothing is thought rare 4327828
1096: Fashion As good be out of the World 1327569
1097: Fashion I think, Lucille, I'll take one 1326810
1098: Fashion Sailor Bill: "These New York gals 2327225
1099: Fate Fate hit me very hard one day. 8327617
1100: Fate So in the Libyan fable it is told 5326869
1101: Fathers A director of one of the great transcontinental 4327517
1102: Faults Women's faults are many, 4327541
1103: Favors At the village store, the young farmer complained bitterly. 2327160
1104: Feet BIG MAN (with a grouch) 2327311
1105: Femininity Julia: "Fanny married a very wealthy man, 2327106
1106: Fighting The boy hurried home to his father with an announcement: 6327113
1107: Fighting Who gave ye th' black eye, 2327531
1108: Fighting There! You have a black eye, 2327117
1109: Fighting Two of the leading attorneys of Memphis, 4326880
1110: Fighting An Irishman boasted that he could 1327243
1111: Fighting Dose Irish make me sick, 1327037
1112: Fighting VILLAGE GROCER - "What are you running for, sonny?" 4327399
1113: Fighting An aged, gray-haired and very wrinkled old woman, 2327618
1114: Fighting Do you mean to say such a physical 2327648
1115: Fighting A pessimistic young man dining alone 1327595
1116: Fighting There never was a good 1327192
1117: Fighting The master-secret in fighting 1327613
1118: Film Fever Nurse: "You were very naughty 2327441
1119: Finance A very black little girl made her way 2326773
1120: Finance The successful financier snorted contemptuously. 5326748
1121: Finance The eminent financier was discoursing. 5326934
1122: Finance The eminent banker explained just how he started in business: 2326577
1123: Finance Willie had a savings bank; 12326795
1124: Finance HICKS - "I've got to borrow $200 somewhere." 4326877
1125: Finance It is said J. P. Morgan could raise 1326525
1126: Finance To modernize an old prophecy, 1326780
1127: Finance An old artisan who prided himself 3326939
1128: Financiers My pa, he's a financier, 2326617
1129: Finger-Bowls MISTRESS (to new servant) 2326621
1130: Finished But why don't you think 2326734
1131: Fire Departments Clang, clatter, bang! 5327278
1132: Fire Departments Two Irishmen fresh from Ireland had 2326693
1133: Fire Escapes Fire escape: A steel stairway 1327285
1134: Fires Ikey, I hear you had 2326731
1135: First Aid In Illness And Injury The father of the family hurried 3326434
1136: First Aid In Illness And Injury NURSE GIRL - "Oh, ma'am, 2327118
1137: First Aid In Illness And Injury SURGEON AT NEW YORK HOSPITAL - 2326822
1138: First Aid In Illness And Injury A prominent physician was recently 5326774
1139: First Day On The New Job A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask 5330197
1140: Fish A man went into a restaurant recently 2327103
1141: Fish Little Elizabeth and her mother 4326922
1142: Fishermen At the birth of President Cleveland's 1326956
1143: Fishermen Doin' any good? 8326899
1144: Fishermen A young lady who had returned from 3326867
1145: Fishermen Smith the other day went fishing. 7326572
1146: Fishermen You'll be a man like one of us some day, 2327461
1147: Fishermen The more worthless a man 1326680
1148: Fishermen As no man is born an artist, 1326908
1149: Fishing The congressman from California was telling 6326967
1150: Fishing A man was telling some friends 5327306
1151: Fishing I got a bite - I got a bite! 1326920
1152: Fishing The late Justice Brewer 4326362
1153: Fishing Lo, Jim! Fishin'? 2326750
1154: Fishing We may say of angling as Dr. Boteler 1327202
1155: Fishy Record First Stenog. (reading): 326988
1156: Fishy Record A group of tourists were looking 2326621
1157: Fishy Record Lay down, pup. 2326692
1158: Flats Hello, Tom, old man, got your new flat 2326522
1159: Flats She hadn't told her mother yet 3327067
1160: Flattery An eminent statesman was being driven rapidly 4326761
1161: Flattery With a sigh she laid down the magazine 3326669
1162: Flattery MAGISTRATE (about to commit for trial) 2326749
1163: Flattery OLD MAID - "But why should a great 2327977
1164: Flattery William - - was said to be the ugliest, 3326796
1165: Flattery You seem to be an able-bodied man. 3326970
1166: Flattery O, that men's ears should be 2327122
1167: Fleas The debutante was alarmed over the prospect 4326718
1168: Flirtation The gentleman at the party, 3326622
1169: Flirtation It sometimes takes a girl 1326825
1170: Flirtation There's a belief that summer girls 2326772
1171: Flirtation A teacher in one of the primary grades 4326790
1172: Flood The breakfaster in the cheap restaurant tried 6326535
1173: Flowers Gilbert wrote a couplet concerning 5327185
1174: Flowers Lulu was watching her mother working 1326735
1175: Fog The old gentleman was lost in a London fog, 4326532
1176: Follies A wise old Quaker woman once said 1327121
1177: Food The Arctic explorer at a reception 5326561
1178: Food The young mother asked the man 2326453
1179: Food A man went into a southern restaurant 2326860
1180: Food One day a pastor was calling upon 2326548
1181: Food A girl reading in a paper that fish 4326462
1182: Food A hungry customer seated himself 9326560
1183: Football His SISTER - "His nose seems broken." 3326503
1184: Fords A boy stood with one foot on the sidewalk 1329209
1185: Fords A farmer noticing a man in automobile 2327055
1186: Forecasting A lady in a southern town was approached 5326725
1187: Forehandedness The highly efficient housewife 1326658
1188: Foresight The master directed that the picture 3326975
1189: Foresight They tell me you're working 'ard night an' day, 4326507
1190: Foresight Mike, I wish I knew where I was goin' to die. 3326553
1191: Foresight There once was a pious young priest, 5326528
1192: Forgetfulness The foreman of a Southern mill, 6326648
1193: Forgetfulness Two men met on the city street in the evening, 6327217
1194: Forgetfulness The clergyman drew near to the baptismal font, 2327198
1195: Form The traveler wrote an indignant letter 2326787
1196: Form A worker in the steel mills applied direct 4327073
1197: Fortune Hunters HER FATHER - "So my daughter has consented 6326685
1198: Fortune Hunters The London consul of a continental kingdom 4326842
1199: Fortune Hunters I would die for you, 2326402
1200: Fortune Hunters HE - "I'd like to meet Miss Bond." 4327160
1201: Fortune Hunters MAUDE - "I've just heard of a case 2327156
1202: Fortune Hunters "Yes," said the old man to his young visitor, 2326918
1203: Fountain Pens Fust time you've ever milked a cow, 2326731
1204: Fountain Pens Percy" asks if we know anything which 2327153
1205: Fourth Of July You are in favor of a safe and sane Fourth of July? 2327273
1206: Fourth Of July One Fourth of July night in London, 3326475
1207: Franklin Franklin's education was 1326675
1208: Fraud The hired man on a New England farm went 2327079
1209: Free Thought TOMMY - "Pop, what is a freethinker? 2327015
1210: French An American tourist in France found 3326452
1211: French Language I understand you speak French like a native. 2326755
1212: French Language In Paris last summer a southern girl 1326921
1213: Friends The Lord gives our 2326507
1214: Friends Father. 5326897
1215: Friends Here's champagne to our real friends. 2326620
1216: Friends It's better to make friends 2326812
1217: Friends Some friends are 2326597
1218: Friends, Society Of A visitor to Philadelphia, 1326956
1219: Friendship The kindly lady accosted the little boy on the beach, 4326557
1220: Friendship The clergyman on his vacation wrote a long letter 3326721
1221: Friendship Friendly may we part 1326763
1222: Friendship There's fellowship 3327345
1223: Friendship May we all travel through 1326916
1224: Friendship Here's to the four hinges of Friendship 6326918
1225: Friendship The trouble with having 1329398
1226: Friendship Brown volunteered to lend me money. 3326924
1227: Friendship I let my house furnished, 2327027
1228: Friendship Hoo is it, Jeemes, that you mak' 2326432
1229: Friendship The conductor of a western freight train 7326332
1230: Friendship If a man does not make new acquaintances, 1327004
1231: Friendship They say, and I am glad they say, 8327025
1232: From The Heart The Wife: "I have not been able 2326633
1233: From The Heart The Reporter: "I beg pardon, 3326625
1234: Front Lady: Well, what do you want? 4327013
1235: Fun Fun is like life insurance, 1326657
1236: Funerals There was an old man in a hearse, 5326536
1237: Furniture GUEST - "That's a beautiful rug. 2327207
1238: Fussiness The traveler in the Blue Ridge Mountains 2326781
1239: Future Life A certain young man's friends thought 4329631
1240: Future Life FATHER (impressively) 2327901
1241: Future Life Look here, now, Harold, 2326464
1242: Future Life On a voyage across the ocean an Irishman 2327328
1243: Future Life An Irishman told a man that he had 1326913
1244: Future Life When P.T. Barnum was at the head 2326465
1245: Future Life Archbishop Ryan once attended a dinner 3326763
1246: Gardening Th' only time some fellers ever 1327437
1247: Gardening I am going to start a garden, 2327142
1248: Gas Stoves A Georgia woman who moved to Philadelphia 3327142
1249: Gender It is quite possible to trap clergymen, 3327335
1250: Generosity This is a foine country, Bridget! 1330084
1251: Generosity At one of these reunions of the Blue and the Gray 4328057
1252: Generosity At dinner one day, 1327079
1253: Generosity A little newsboy with a cigarette 6327417
1254: Generosity Little Ralph belonged to a family of five. 6327693
1255: Generosity She was making the usual female search 3327656
1256: Gentleman There has been much controversy for years 3327116
1257: Gentlemen Sadie, what is a gentleman? 327890
1258: Gentlemen Two characters in Jeffery Farnol's 3327190
1259: Geography The airman, after many hours of thick weather, 2327286
1260: George Washington A Barnegat schoolma'am had been telling 4329543
1261: George Washington A Barnegat schoolma'am had been telling 4328263
1262: George Washington A Scotsman visiting America 3327146
1263: Germans The poet Heine and Baron James Rothschild 2326796
1264: Getting Back Customer to Palmist: "Five dollars fee? 1326834
1265: Getting Back Betty: "Mummy, does God 2327002
1266: Getting Even Mrs. Lynks: "Jack, I have made up 2327120
1267: Getting On Old Gentleman: "Well, children! 2327234
1268: Getting Reckless She: "I'm surprised at Jane's 2326854
1269: Getting Reckless I shall never find anyone else like you. 2327412
1270: Ghosts There was a haunted house down South 6327224
1271: Ghosts I confess, that the subject of psychical research 9327280
1272: Gifts When Lawrence Barrett's daughter 8326942
1273: Gifts A church house in a certain rural district 3329580
1274: Gifts He gives twice who gives quickly 1327589
1275: Gifts Presents," I often say, 1326828
1276: Gifts In giving, a man receives more 1327397
1277: Girls Father: "Well, son, you certainly made 2327378
1278: Gluttony A clergyman was quite ill as a result 3327251
1279: Gluttony There was a young person named Ned, 5326874
1280: God The little boy was found by his mother 4327167
1281: God's Will The clergyman was calling, when the youthful son 4327273
1282: Going Further Flora: "I think that Maud has been 2327077
1283: Golf The eminent English Statesman Arbuthnot-Joyce 6327428
1284: Golf Two Scotchmen met and exchanged 6330772
1285: Golf GOLFER (unsteadied by Christmas luncheon) 2327258
1286: Golf Doctor William S. Rainsford is an inveterate golf player. 2327041
1287: Golf SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER - "Willie, 2327008
1288: Golf The game of golf, as every humorist knows, 7327903
1289: Golf When Mark Twain came to Washington 3327097
1290: Golf An astronomer was entertaining a Scotch friend. 2326868
1291: Golfers and Skydivers What is the difference between a golfer 3331329
1292: Good Ecomony A study found that the average Australian 1329120
1293: Good Fellowship A glass is good, a lass is good, 4327072
1294: Good Fellowship May good humor preside when good fellows meet, 2327400
1295: Good Fellowship Here's to us that are here, 1327315
1296: Good Fellowship Here's to all the world, 2326595
1297: Good Or Bad Turn? Did your late employer give you a reference 4329794
1298: Good Or Bad Turn? Did your late employer give you 4327101
1299: Gossip A gossip is a person 2326693
1300: Gossip However did you reconcile Adele and Mary? 2326915
1301: Gossip The seven-year-old daughter of a prominent 5326606
1302: Gossip Get a gossip wound up 1326838
1303: Gossip Papa, mamma says that one-half 2326880
1304: Gossip It is only national history that 1326348
1305: Gossip You're a terrible scandal-monger, 3327251
1306: Gossip What," asked the Sunday-school teacher, 4326296
1307: Gossip MAUD - "That story you told 2327429
1308: Gossip SON - "Why do people say 'Dame Gossip'? 2326946
1309: Gossip I cannot tell how the truth may be; 2326975
1310: Gossip Never tell evil of a man, 1326773
1311: Government Ownership Don't you think the coal-mines 2326656
1312: Governors The governor of a western state was dining 6326757
1313: Grace The son and heir had just been confirmed. 3326802
1314: Grace The new clergyman in the country parish, 2326788
1315: Graft What is meant by graft? 2326403
1316: Graft LADY - "I guess you're gettin' 3326919
1317: Graft Every man has his price, 1326859
1318: Graft The Democrats had a clear working majority in 4326729
1319: Graft A well-known New York contractor 3326636
1320: Grammar The passing lady mistakenly supposed 4326710
1321: Grammar The teacher asked the little girl 6326754
1322: Grammar The witness, in answer to the lawyer's question, 4326606
1323: Grass The auctioneer, offering the pasture 2326673
1324: Gratitude After O'Connell had obtained the acquittal 1327520
1325: Gratitude Some people are never satisfied. 2326814
1326: Gratitude It was a very hot day and a picnic 4326983
1327: Gratitude Miss PASSAY - "You have saved my life, 2326621
1328: Great Britain One of the stories told by Mr. Spencer Leigh Hughes 5326477
1329: Great Britain There is a lad in Boston, 2326898
1330: Greed An eminent doctor successfully attended 7327128
1331: Grief At the wake, the bereaved husband displayed 3327804
1332: Grief The old woman in indigent circumstances 2326753
1333: Grief Jim, who worked in a garage, 3326925
1334: Guarantees TRAVELER (on an English train) 4326570
1335: Guests Look here, Dinah," said Binks, 2326800
1336: Guests Here's a health to thee and thine 7326908
1337: Guilty Sister: "Hubby received an anonymous 3326801
1338: Habit It is a matter of common knowledge 1326961
1339: Habit It was the bridegroom's third matrimonial 3327097
1340: Habit Among the new class which came 4327121
1341: Habit In reward of faithful political service 7327109
1342: Habit We had a fine sunrise this morning, 2327478
1343: Habit A traveling man who was a cigarette smoker 7327322
1344: Habit Habit with him was all the test of truth; 2327572
1345: Hair The school girl from Avenue A, 2327367
1346: Hair The City Nephew: "I'm glad to see Aunt Hetty 2326937
1347: Half A Duck Deep Coming to a river with which he was unfamiliar, 4327221
1348: Half And Half Mrs. Murphy is very fat, 3326854
1349: Happiness Lord Tankerville, in New York, 10327595
1350: Happiness Mankind are always happier 1327503
1351: Hard To Please The rather ferocious-appearing husband 5327089
1352: Harnessing The story is told of two Trenton men 6327464
1353: Harvard University Well, I'll tell you this, 2327371
1354: Hash George," said the Titian-haired school marm, 2327304
1355: Haste The colored man was condemned to be hanged, 2327285
1356: Haste The ferry-dock was crowded with weary 2327112
1357: He Had Heard Of Them It was company field training. 2327101
1358: He Knew Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited to a friend's 4328410
1359: He Knew She: "I never saw a married couple 2326851
1360: He Knew Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited 4327006
1361: He Takes Your Time The chief objection we have 1327006
1362: He Was Wrong Prison Visitor: "Am I right in presuming 2327000
1363: Health Resorts Where've you been, Murray? 6327132
1364: Hearing The Ladies' Aid ladies were talking 7326952
1365: Hearsay The convicted feudist was working for a pardon. 2327568
1366: Heaven The clergyman in the following story 4327176
1367: Heaven Tom," said an Indiana youngster 4327112
1368: Heirlooms HE (wondering if his rival has been accepted) 2326823
1369: Heirlooms My grandfather was a captain of industry. 3327350
1370: Help The farmer found his new hired man 3327200
1371: Help A savage old boar got into a garden, 2327398
1372: Help Mary," said the mistress, 2326987
1373: Helpful Pa! He: Do you think your father 2327375
1374: Helpfulness Many a mayor is a friend to the people 8327512
1375: Hen The customer asked for fresh eggs, 5327094
1376: Her Match What's an echo, pa?" 2329143
1377: Her Match Tommy: "What's an echo, pa?" 327024
1378: Her Soft Answer They had had their usual altercation 3326791
1379: Her Views Mrs. de Vere: "I suppose now 1327046
1380: Her Views Mrs. Profiteer: "No, we ain't 1327035
1381: Hereafter This is the dialogue between a little girl 4327228
1382: Hereafter Little Alice questioned her mother 4327975
1383: Heredity The woman, who had a turn-up nose 4326977
1384: Heredity Papa, what does hereditary mean? 3327801
1385: Heredity William had just returned from college, 4326982
1386: Heredity There seems to be a strange affinity between 2327725
1387: Heredity So you have adopted a baby to raise? 2327144
1388: Heredity Do you really believe 2327049
1389: Heroes THE PASSER-BY - "You took a great risk 2326701
1390: Heroes MR. HENPECK - "Are you the man who 3326417
1391: Heroes Each man is a hero 1327035
1392: High Prices Two men were talking together 4326627
1393: Hindsight Mike, the hod-carrier, 4326847
1394: Hindsight A rustic visitor to the city made a desperate run 2327058
1395: Hinting A Kansas editor hit on the following 2327036
1396: Hinting Little James, while at a neighbor's, 3326808
1397: His Difficulty Real Estate Agent: "This tobacco plantation is a bargain. 2326969
1398: His Little Mistake A certain country vicar who used 6328226
1399: His Reputation Waitress: "He ain't no good, 1326963
1400: His Sphere His versatility is something extraordinary. 3326729
1401: His Sphere Poetic Bridegroom: "I could sit here forever, 2326947
1402: History The faculty were arranging the order 4326635
1403: History Down in Virginia, near Yorktown, 2326666
1404: Hobnails Sam, on board the transport, 1326825
1405: Hogs The professor and his wife were doubtful 2326479
1406: Holding His Own The farmer, after seven years 2326552
1407: Home Home is a place where you 1326737
1408: Home Who hath not met with home-made bread, 7326361
1409: Home Brew The young man had offered his heart 5326802
1410: Home Life Wife: "George, is that you?" 2326367
1411: Homesickness One of our volunteers in the late war 5326951
1412: Homesteads Malachi," said a prospective homesteader 2327101
1413: Honesty He's an honest young man 326948
1414: Honesty VISITOR - "And you always did your 2328065
1415: Honesty Ex-District Attorney Jerome, 1326944
1416: Honesty How is it, Mr. Brown, 3326903
1417: Honesty The stranger laid down four aces and scooped in the pot. 2326425
1418: Honesty A dumpy little woman with solemn eyes, 7326720
1419: Honeymoon The newly married pair were stopping 5326867
1420: Honor In the smoking compartment of a Pullman, 5326650
1421: Honor Titles of honour add not to his worth, 2326338
1422: Honorable Intentions A certain man notorious for his slowness 4327939
1423: Hope FRED - "My dear Dora, 2326361
1424: Hope Springs Eternal Oldest Inhabitant: "I never expected to live 1327071
1425: Hope Springs Eternal That's Betty Grant's new maid. 3326976
1426: Hope Springs Eternal Father: "Don't know the French for cat, 2326989
1427: Hope Springs Eternal Betty (after flash of lightning) 1327078
1428: Hope Springs Eternal Employer: "John, I wish you wouldn't 2327058
1429: Hope Springs Eternal Mistress: "Oh, Jane, 2326549
1430: Hope Springs Eternal Little Girl (in foreground): 1326743
1431: Hope Springs Eternal Mistress: "I hope you're doing 2326700
1432: Hope Springs Eternal Raw Hand at sea for first time 3329272
1433: Hope Springs Eternal Can you play bridge to-night? 4327038
1434: Hope Springs Eternal Master: "But, Jenkins, the name 2326484
1435: Hope Springs Eternal Successful Poultry Farmer: 2326340
1436: Hope Springs Eternal Small Boy (who has been promised 1326681
1437: Hope Springs Eternal Mother: "Oh, Mary, why do 2327070
1438: Hope Springs Eternal Mother (to child who has been naughty): 2326999
1439: Horses A city man, visiting a small country town, 2327069
1440: Horses A traveler in Indiana noticed that a farmer 5326657
1441: Horses A German farmer was in search of a horse. 4326803
1442: Horses There's a grocer who is notorious 6326587
1443: Horses Before Abraham Lincoln became President 3326779
1444: Hospital Little Mary, who had fallen ill, 3327144
1445: Hospitality The good wife apologized to her unexpected guests 4326584
1446: Hospitality Night was approaching and it was raining hard. 6327212
1447: Hospitality The old friends had had three days together. 3326427
1448: Hospitality A youngster of three was enjoying a story 3330986
1449: Hosts I thank you for your welcome 2326562
1450: Hosts Here's to the host and the hostess, 4326389
1451: Hotels In a Montana hotel there is a notice 1326426
1452: How He Did It First Theatrical Manager: "Do you have any trouble 2326731
1453: How It Happened What! You don't mean to tell 2326628
1454: How the Well-Dressed Lawyer Lost His Expensive Shoes One day an extremely well-dressed and 73329909
1455: Huh Huh! Yuh talks 'bout sassiety 2326477
1456: Humbug Two boys once thought to play a trick 7326792
1457: Humidity The little boy had been warned repeatedly 4327201
1458: Humility The slow suitor asked: 3326932
1459: Hunger That woman never turns away a hungry man. 3327539
1460: Hunger A man was telling about an exciting experience in Russia. 3327219
1461: Hunting An amateur sportsman spent the day 7326994
1462: Hunting A gentleman from London was invited to go for 5327058
1463: Husbands Is she making him a good wife? 2326795
1464: Husbands A husband and wife ran a freak show in a certain provincial town, 3327240
1465: Husbands An eminent German scientist who recently 3326740
1466: Husbands A couple of old grouches at the Metropolitan Club 4326586
1467: Husbands Your husband says he leads a dog's life, 2327480
1468: Husbands NEIGHBOR - "I s'pose your Bill's 'ittin' 2326967
1469: Husbands You say you are your wife's third husband? 3327054
1470: Husbands MR. HENPECK - "Is my wife going out, Jane?" 3326564
1471: Husbands A happily married woman, who had enjoyed 4326520
1472: Husbands An absent-minded man was interrupted 3326903
1473: Husbands Mrs. McKinley used to tell of a colored widow 5326375
1474: Husbands I suffer so from insomnia 2326681
1475: Husbands Did Hardlucke bear his misfortune 2326939
1476: Husbands A popular society woman announced a 1326596
1477: Husbands A very man - not one of nature's clods 4326821
1478: Husbands A woman mounted the steps of the elevated 2326753
1479: Husbands OLD MONEY (dying) 2327213
1480: Husbands An inveterate poker player, 5326523
1481: Husbands MR. HOMEBODY - "I see you keep copies 2326708
1482: Husbands There is gladness in his gladness, when he's glad, 5326654
1483: Hybridization We used to think that the smartest man 1327161
1484: Hyperbole Speakin' of fertile soil, 4326775
1485: Hyperbole News comes from Southern Kansas 1326928
1486: Hypocrisy Hypocrisy is all 1326825
1487: Hypocrisy TEACHER-"Now, Tommy, what is a hypocrite?" 2326797
1488: Ideals The fact that his two pet bantam 2327200
1489: Identity The paying teller told mournfully 4327040
1490: Idioms The foreigner, who prided himself 2327452
1491: Idioms The old man told how his brother 4327096
1492: Illusions And Hallucinations A doctor came up to a patient 3327053
1493: Illustration Pat was set to work with the circular saw 3327080
1494: Imagination One day a mother overheard her daughter 5326966
1495: Imitation Not long ago a company was rehearsing 3327373
1496: Impatience An acquaintance encountered in the village 2327120
1497: Important Business That you, dearie? I'm detained 4327229
1498: Impudence The ice on the river was in perfect condition. 4329499
1499: In A Fix Mrs. Muggins: "It's raining, 2327032
1500: In Keeping I really believe he married her 2327559
1501: In Kind In many of the rural districts 1326835
1502: In Order To Be Filled Two negroes were working in a coal-bin 6327191
1503: In That Case She: "When one is really thirsty, 2326953
1504: Inadvertent Prospective Bride: "I am glad I decided 2326754
1505: Indirection The bashful suitor finally nerved himself 2327235
1506: Infants A wife after the divorce, 3327691
1507: Infants Is the baby strong? 327061
1508: Inheritance A lawyer made his way to the edge 15327645
1509: Inheritance In a London theatre, a tragedy was being played. 4326905
1510: Inheritance Said one Tommy to another: 3327169
1511: Initiative The sweet little girl had a violent tussle 3327183
1512: Injustice The child sat by the road bawling loudly. 5326998
1513: Innocence A little girl four years old was alone 7327060
1514: Innocence The very young clergyman made his first parochial call. 4327273
1515: Inquisitiveness In the smoking car, one of the passengers had an empty coatsleeve. 4327096
1516: Inquisitiveness The curiosity of the passenger 7327186
1517: Insomnia The man suffering from insomnia quite often 1327488
1518: Inspirations She was from Boston, and he was not. 5327470
1519: Instalment Plan Half the world doesn't know how 1327164
1520: Instructions A lively looking porter stood 7327420
1521: Insult The young wife greeted her husband 11327165
1522: Insult Tom Corwin was remarkable for the size of his 2327242
1523: Insurance The woman at the insurance office 5327463
1524: Insurgents And what," asked a visitor to the 2327488
1525: Interest If a man has a beautiful stenographer, 2326830
1526: Intermission During a lecture, Artemas Ward 2327068
1527: Interviews Haven't your opinions on this subject 4327155
1528: Inventors The profiteer, skimming over the advertisements 2327249
1529: Invitations Recently," says a Richmond man, 2327831
1530: Invitations One day a Chinese poor man met 5326763
1531: Invitations MARION (just from the telephone) 3327086
1532: Invitations Little Willie wanted a birthday party, 6327268
1533: Irish Bulls Two Irishmen were among a class 1326797
1534: Irish Bulls Dear teacher," wrote little Johnny's mother, 1327264
1535: Irish Bulls An Irishman once was mounted on a mule 1327077
1536: Irish Bulls The doctor says if 'e lasts 1326707
1537: Irish Bulls For rent - 1327011
1538: Irish Bulls A servant of an English nobleman 1326568
1539: Irish Bulls A pretty school teacher, 1326850
1540: Irish Bulls A college professor, 2327000
1541: Irish Bulls MAGISTRATE - "You admit you stole the pig?" 3327266
1542: Irish Bulls In choosing his men, 1326605
1543: Irish Bulls If you want to put that song 3326774
1544: Irish Bulls A little old Irishman was trying to see 1326798
1545: Irish Bulls MRS. JENKINS - "Mrs. Smith, 2326583
1546: Irish Bulls In the hall of a Philharmonic society 2326750
1547: Irish Bulls Sir Boyle Roche is credited 1326603
1548: Irish Bulls A certain high-school professor, 1329056
1549: Irish Bulls Once, at a criminal court, 2326748
1550: Irish Bulls The ways in which application forms 4326742
1551: Irish Bulls Applicant does not know anything about maternal posterity, 5326979
1552: Irishmen A Peoria merchant deals 1326568
1553: Irishmen Here are some words, 1326553
1554: Irishmen An Irishman once lined up his family 4326802
1555: Irreverence There were three young women of Birmingham, 5326277
1556: Irreverence A few years ago Henry James reviewed 4326660
1557: It Worked A tramp entered a baker's, shivering piteously. 13326980
1558: Items The painter was required to render 20327187
1559: Jewelry Young Woman (holding out hand): 2327091
1560: Jewels The girl with the ruby lips we like, 8326996
1561: Jews What is the difference between 1327045
1562: Jews He was quite evidently from the country 8326964
1563: Jews The men were arguing as to who was the greatest inventor. 4327017
1564: Jews Levinsky, despairing of his life, 9327008
1565: Jews The Jews are among the aristocracy 1327008
1566: Jokes The joke maker's association had a feast. 4326975
1567: Jokes A nut and a joke are alike 1326935
1568: Jokes JOKELY - "I got a batch of aeroplane 3326812
1569: Jokes I ne'er forget a joke I have 4327136
1570: Jokes A negro bricklayer in Macon, Georgia, 4326914
1571: Jokes The late H.C. Bunner, when editor of Puck, 2327062
1572: Jokes NEW CONGRESSMAN - "What can I do for you, sir?" 2327135
1573: Jokes Jokes were first imported to this country several hundred years 7327187
1574: Jokes Here's to the joke, the good old joke, 12327121
1575: Jokes A jest's prosperity lies in the ear 3326922
1576: Journalism A Louisville journalist was excessively proud 1327058
1577: Journalism John R. McLean, owner of the Cincinnati Enquirer 4327268
1578: Journalism A newspaper man named Fling 5327025
1579: Journalism Come in," called the magazine editor. 3327062
1580: Journalism Hear, land o' cakes, and brither Scots, 6327221
1581: Judges A judge once had a case in which the accused 10327272
1582: Judges A gentleman of color who was brought before a police judge, 2327037
1583: Judges Four things belong to a judge: 1326941
1584: Judgment HUSBAND - "But you must admit 2326942
1585: Judgment Day It was Judgment Day, and throngs 7326896
1586: Jury In the south of Ireland a judge 1326871
1587: Jury There was recently haled into an Alabama court 4326825
1588: Just Ignorance He (dejectedly): 2327421
1589: Justice There are two sides to every question 1326849
1590: Justice What, Tommy, in the jam again, 2327091
1591: Justice One man's word is no man's word, 2326786
1592: Justice He who decides a case without hearing 1327166
1593: Justice At Last It was the usual domestic storm. 7326815
1594: Justification Wife: "Two bottles of ginger ale, 2327510
1595: Justification First Flapper: "The cheek of that conductor! 3327010
1596: Justification Mollie (who has been naughty and 2327342
1597: Justification Governess: "Well, Mollie, 4327068
1598: Justification I say, dear old bean, 3327081
1599: Justification Irate Parent: "While you stood 2326972
1600: Justification Wife: "My dear, we've simply 1326787
1601: Justification Mrs. Goodheart: "I am soliciting for the poor. 2326677
1602: Justification What's the matter, little boy? 2327048
1603: Justification Helen's elder sister: "You know, 2327120
1604: Justification Can I 'ave the arternoon off to 3327200
1605: Justification Child: "Mother, 1327073
1606: Justification The schoolmaster was explaining 2327283
1607: Justification Wife: "Yes, dear. 2327288
1608: Justification Podger (to new acquaintance): 2326847
1609: Justification Young Husband: "It seems to me, 2326976
1610: Justification Wife (referring to guest): 2326644
1611: Justification Questioning a class, an inspector asked: 5327098
1612: Justification Salesman: "Another advantage of this machine, 2327053
1613: Justification The Stage Manager: "Now then, 2326531
1614: Justification Old Gentleman (to new gardener): 2326807
1615: Justification My dear, you're not going 3326512
1616: Justification Lady (who has purchased a ready-made dress): 2326657
1617: Juvenile Delinquency A woman left her baby in its carriage 1326797
1618: Kentucky Kentucky is the state 1327442
1619: Kindness Kindness goes a long ways 1330199
1620: Kindness An old couple came in from the country, 4327014
1621: Kindness A fat woman entered a crowded street car 4327195
1622: Kings And Rulers I think," said the heir apparent, 3327350
1623: Kings And Rulers The present King George in his younger days 3327033
1624: Kings And Rulers And so we sing, "Long live the King; 4327425
1625: Kings And Rulers FIRST EUROPEAN SOCIETY LADY - "Wouldn't you like 2327206
1626: Kings And Rulers One afternoon Kaiser Wilhelm caustically reproved 6326811
1627: Kings And Rulers During the war of 1812, 2327241
1628: Kings And Rulers A lady of Queen Victoria's court 1327271
1629: Kings And Rulers Ten poor men sleep in peace 2326935
1630: Kings And Rulers Here lies our sovereign lord, the king, 5326883
1631: Kinship The urchin was highly excited, 2326955
1632: Kinship The Southern lady interrogated her colored cook, 6327048
1633: Kiss I took that pretty girl from 3326645
1634: Kisses The bridegroom, who was in a horribly nervous condition, 4327277
1635: Kisses The young man addressed the old grouch: 4327011
1636: Kisses Here's to a kiss: 7326904
1637: Kisses If I should kiss you 2327188
1638: Kisses What is he so angry with you for? 6327420
1639: Kisses There was an old maiden from Fife, 5327038
1640: Kisses Here's to the red of the holly berry, 4326989
1641: Kisses There was a young sailor of Lyd, 5326887
1642: Kisses There once was a maiden of Siam, 5327277
1643: Kisses Lord! I wonder what fool 1327186
1644: Kissing The subject of kissing was debated 2326910
1645: Kissing The tiny boy fell down and bumped his head. 4327323
1646: Kissing Some Scottish deacons were famous, 2328483
1647: Kissing Me She: "What do you mean by kissing me? 3326775
1648: Knowledge A physician was driving through a village 2327193
1649: Knowledge With knowledge 1327096
1650: Knowledge The son of the family was home 2327036
1651: Kultur HERR HAMMERSCHLEGEL (winding up the argument) 2327056
1652: Labor And Laboring Classes A farmer in great need of extra hands 5327159
1653: Landlords An English tourist was sightseeing in Ireland 3327313
1654: Languages George Ade, with a fellow American, 2327034
1655: Languages Milton was one day asked by a friend 2327140
1656: Languages Prince Bismarck was once pressed 2326929
1657: Lantern Mr. Goodsole: "Well, what do you want?" 2326993
1658: Laughter Josh Billings said: 327466
1659: Laughter TEACHER - "Freddie, you musn't 2327236
1660: Laughter Laugh and the world laughs 2327028
1661: Laughter About the best and finest 1327072
1662: Law The lawyer explained to the client his scale of prices: 2327806
1663: Lawyers Ignorance of the law does not 1326865
1664: Lawyers George Ade had finished his speech 4327230
1665: Lawyers A man was charged with stealing a horse, 3327270
1666: Lawyers An elderly darky in Georgia, 2326992
1667: Lawyers You have a pretty tough looking lot of customers 2327247
1668: Lawyers Did youse git anyt'ing? 3327381
1669: Lawyers The dean of the Law Department was very busy 5327045
1670: Lawyers A lawyer cross-examining a witness, 1327089
1671: Lawyers An impecunious young lawyer recently received 8327692
1672: Lawyers A prisoner was brought before the bar 10327339
1673: Lawyers What is that little boy crying about? 4326846
1674: Lawyers A man walking along the street of a village 5327586
1675: Lawyers Deceive not thy 1326947
1676: Lawyers A Sergeant of the Lawe, war and wys 6327153
1677: Lawyers There was a town jail, 4327130
1678: Lawyers Some physicians direct their patients 1327115
1679: Laziness A tourist in the mountains of Tennessee 7327046
1680: Laziness While the train was waiting on a side track 8327186
1681: Laziness How's times?" inquired a tourist. 6329595
1682: Laziness A tramp, after a day or two in the hustling, 2327250
1683: Laziness An Atlanta man tells of an amusing experience 6327077
1684: Laziness Some temptations come to 1327072
1685: Laziness Foreman: "'Ow is it that little 2327133
1686: Leap Year A girl looked calmly at a caller 6327154
1687: Lease Mr. McNab (after having his lease read over to him): 1326929
1688: Legerdemain What did you do last night? 2328195
1689: Legislators Thomas B. Reed was one of the Legislative 4327093
1690: Lent Did you give up anything during Lent? 2327108
1691: Letters What are you doing, Marjory? 4326986
1692: Letting Him Know Flora: "I'm writing to tell Jack 3327019
1693: Liars There are three kinds of liars: 4326959
1694: Liars Two Irishmen were working on the roof 5326794
1695: Liars FATHER (reprovingly) 2327072
1696: Liars A private, anxious to secure leave of absence, 5327245
1697: Liars A conductor and a brakeman on a Montana railroad 4327218
1698: Liars MOTHER - "Oh, Bobby, I'm ashamed of you. 2328119
1699: Liars The sages of the general store 3327016
1700: Liars A lie is an 1327100
1701: Liars An Idaho guide whose services were retained 8339942
1702: Liars When by night the frogs are croaking, 4326359
1703: Liars The World War has incited veterans 10326593
1704: Liberty Liberty is being free from the 1326902
1705: Liberty A day, an hour, of virtuous liberty 2326861
1706: Liberty Where liberty dwells 1326486
1707: Librarians A country newspaper printed the following announcement: 1326428
1708: Librarians The modern librarian is a genius. 10326721
1709: Librarians One librarian has the following 3326550
1710: Librarians A distinguished librarian is a good follower 1326821
1711: Librarians Many catalogers append notes to the main 7327193
1712: Librarians In a branch library a reader asked 1326707
1713: Librarians Have you A Joy Forever? 2327143
1714: Lies A certain famous preacher when preaching 4328040
1715: Life Life's an aquatic meet 1327369
1716: Life I count life just a stuff 2326902
1717: Life May you live as long as you like, 2326528
1718: Life Live, while you live," the epicure would say, 6326491
1719: Life This world that we're a-livin' in 4326662
1720: Life Dost thou love life? 1326565
1721: Life 6326380
1722: Life Insurance A man went to an insurance office 9327266
1723: Life Size I would like to have a globe 3326384
1724: Life's Biggest Problem Old Job: "The best way to get 2326735
1725: Life's Biggest Problem He (just introduced): 3326510
1726: Life's Biggest Problem A customer entered the small-town 2326784
1727: Life's Biggest Problem Pompous Publisher (to aspiring novice in literature): 2327037
1728: Life's Difficulties Mother: "Why, what's the matter, darling?" 4326388
1729: Life's Difficulties Does God make lions, Mother? 3326612
1730: Life's Difficulties Excuse me, officer, 1326910
1731: Life's Difficulties Mrs. Green to Mrs. Jones 1326425
1732: Life's Difficulties The Woman: "Jazz stockings 2326374
1733: Life's Difficulties Small Invalid (to visitor): 1326400
1734: Lightning The woman was strong-minded, 2326518
1735: Lisp The kindergarten teacher questioned her tiny pupil: 3326523
1736: Lisping Have you lost another tooth, 2326883
1737: Literal The class had been told by the teacher 2326657
1738: Literally He: "I understand that 2327077
1739: Literalness The visitor from the city stopped 3326580
1740: Logic The mother came on her little son who was 8327645
1741: Logic The mother came on her little son 8326394
1742: Looking Over Lady (in box): 2327080
1743: Loquacity The two old Scotchmen played a round 4326804
1744: Lost First Sailor (searching vainly for his ship 2326913
1745: Lost And Found I ain't losing any faith in human nature, 1326909
1746: Lost And Found What were you in for? 4326570
1747: Lost And Found Party that lost purse containing twenty dollars 1327080
1748: Lost And Found A lawyer having offices in a large office 4327170
1749: Lost And Found CHINAMAN - "You tellee me where railroad depot?" 3327110
1750: Love The philosopher calmly defined the exact 2329093
1751: Love Love is an insane desire on the part 1326613
1752: Love MR. SLIMPURSE - "But why do you insist 2326595
1753: Love MAUDE - "Jack is telling around 3326917
1754: Love RICH MAN - "Would you love my daughter 3327691
1755: Love Tis better to have lived and loved 2326766
1756: Love May we have those in our 1326447
1757: Love Here's to love, 1327047
1758: Love Here's to those that I love; 4326657
1759: Love It is best to love wisely, 1326464
1760: Love Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, 4326523
1761: Love O, love, love, love! 4326721
1762: Love Let the man who does 1326855
1763: Love The philosopher calmly defined the 2326472
1764: Love She: Jack is in love with you. 4326708
1765: Love And would you love me 4326604
1766: Love at first sight It was a case of love 3326983
1767: Love Me, Love Me Not The little girl came in tears to her mother. 4326475
1768: Loyalty Jenkins, a newly wedded suburbanite, 4326983
1769: Loyalty BOY - "Come quick, there's a man 3327114
1770: Luck Some people are so fond 1326440
1771: Luck O, once in each man's life, at least, 8326865
1772: Luck Tommy," said his brother, 2326719
1773: Luck A negro who was having one misfortune 1326813
1774: Luck The pessimist quoted from his own experience 2326635
1775: Luck How did you find your steak? 2326519
1776: Luck The new reporter wrote his concluding paragraph 2326542
1777: Luck The editor of the country paper went 3326407
1778: Lunacy The lunatic peered over the asylum wall, 7326753
1779: Luxury The retired colonel, who had seen forty years 3326359
1780: Lying The juryman petitioned the court 3326674
1781: Lying The tender young mother detected 6326670
1782: Maiden Speech The unhappy man explained the cause of his wretchedness: 3327194
1783: Maidens I wish I could know how many men 2326829
1784: Maine The Governor of Maine was at the school 5327069
1785: Making Good What's become ob dat little chameleon 2326787
1786: Making Sure Papa, the Earl wants me to send him 3327048
1787: Malaria The physician had taken his patient's 3327031
1788: Man Loses Memory; Shows Up At Emergency Room A frantic businessman rushed into the emergency room, threw his attaché case on the reception desk, and exclaimed, "Nurse, I need help!" 50326866
1789: Managers Boss: What do you mean by such language? 3327195
1790: Managing The Managers This conversation was overheard 3326967
1791: Manners It is told of Prince Herbert Bismarck 2327018
1792: Manners The tenderfoot in the Western town 4327016
1793: Manners After treading rather heavily on her foot, 2327137
1794: Marks(Wo)Manship An Irishman who, with his wife, 3327104
1795: Marks(Wo)Manship Mary had a little lamb, 4327097
1796: Marksmanship During the Saturday night revels 6327014
1797: Marriage MRS. QUACKENNESS - "Am yo' daughtar happily mar'd, 2326851
1798: Marriage Where am I?" the invalid exclaimed, 2327035
1799: Marriage Archbishop Ryan was visiting a small parish 4327005
1800: Marriage Was Helen's marriage a success? 2327262
1801: Marriage JENNIE - "What makes George such a pessimist?" 2327465
1802: Marriage Matrimony is the 1327475
1803: Marriage One day Mary, the charwoman, 7326950
1804: Marriage A wife placed upon her husband's tombstone: 1327236
1805: Marriage I can take a hundred words a minute, 2326988
1806: Marriage A man and his wife were airing their 7327385
1807: Marriage HIS BETTER HALF - "I think it's time 3326733
1808: Marriage O'Flanagan came home one night with 3327305
1809: Marriage What a strangely interesting face 2327019
1810: Marriage The not especially sweet-tempered 3327235
1811: Marriage A young lady entered a book store 2327049
1812: Marriage Smith and Jones were discussing the question 5326835
1813: Marriage A poor lady the other day hastened 3326764
1814: Marriage The stranger advanced toward the door. 3326914
1815: Marriage TIM - "Sarer Smith (you know 'er 4327063
1816: Marriage The cooing stops with the honeymoon, 1327013
1817: Marriage Well, old man, how did you get along after 3327198
1818: Marriage STRANGER - "What's the fight about?" 2326897
1819: Marriage A colored man had been arrested 3327124
1820: Marriage We admire the strict impartiality 1327305
1821: Marriage How many children have you? 3327258
1822: Marriage SHE - "How did they ever come to marry?" 2327326
1823: Marriage Nat Goodwin and a friend were walking 5326933
1824: Marriage Are you quite sure that was a marriage 3327178
1825: Marriage Is not marriage an open question, 1326897
1826: Marriage HOUSEHOLDER - "Here, drop that coat and clear out!" 2326730
1827: Marriage The reason why so few marriages 1326844
1828: Marriage Love is blind 1326877
1829: Marriage The mild little husband was appealing 4327068
1830: Marriage An African newspaper recently carried 5326929
1831: Marriage The solemn ceremony of marriage 2326931
1832: Marriage The mistress was annoyed by the repeated 4326500
1833: Marriage Deacon Gibbs explained why he had 2326985
1834: Marriage The wife suggested to her husband 3326356
1835: Marriage The very youthful son of a henpecked 2326445
1836: Marriage The woman was six feet tall and broad 7326338
1837: Marriage A lady received a visit from a former 4326494
1838: Marriage The negro, after obtaining a marriage license, 4326663
1839: Marriage The New England widower was speaking 2326601
1840: Marriage There were elaborate preparations 11326408
1841: Marriage Would you marry a man to reform him? 4326707
1842: Marriage Fees A poor couple who went to the priest 9326838
1843: Marriage Fees MANDY - "What foh yo' been goin'to de 2326712
1844: Marriage Fees The knot was tied; the pair were wed, 12326342
1845: Maths Homework A little boy was doing his maths homework. 11330598
1846: Measuring Instruments Golly, but I's tired! 3326900
1847: Medical Inspection Of Schools PASSER-BY - "What's the fuss in the schoolyard, boy?" 2326912
1848: Medicine The farmer's mule had just balked 4326287
1849: Medicine I hope you are following my instructions 2326678
1850: Medicine Rarely has a double meaning turned 1326944
1851: Medicine I firmly believe that if the whole 1326651
1852: Medicine A man's own observation, 327204
1853: Meekness One evening just before dinner a wife, 5326396
1854: Memorials Two negroes were talking about a recent 2326655
1855: Memorials That's rather a handsome mantelpiece 4326796
1856: Memory Uncle Mose," said a drummer, 2327141
1857: Memory A noted college president, 7326849
1858: Memory Tommy," said his mother reprovingly, 6326379
1859: Memory When time who steals our years away 4327161
1860: Memory The heart hath its own memory, like the mind, 4326740
1861: Men Here's to the men! God bless them! 4326411
1862: Men May all single men be married, 2326853
1863: Men What is your ideal man? 2326980
1864: Men I have thought some of Nature's 1326963
1865: Men Men are four: 9326462
1866: Merit Mrs. Rafferty stopped to address Mrs. Flannagan, 4326810
1867: Messages Have you the rent ready? 4327200
1868: Messages One of the passengers on a wreck 1326790
1869: Metaphor It was a Washington woman, 2326581
1870: Metaphor A water consumer in Los Angeles, 4326928
1871: Mice What's the matter with Briggs? 2326638
1872: Middle Classes WILLIE - "Paw, what is the middle class?" 2326558
1873: Might Have Been Worse The maiden of, er--forty or so, was much upset. 6327852
1874: Might Have Been Worse The maiden of, er--forty or so, was much upset. 6326236
1875: Military Discipline Murphy was a new recruit in the cavalry. 9326437
1876: Military Discipline How dare you come on parade, 3326275
1877: Military Discipline Mistake, error, 1326526
1878: Military Discipline The raw recruit was on sentry duty. 4326355
1879: Millionaire MILLIONAIRE (to a beggar) 2326821
1880: Millionaire Now that you have made $50,000,000, 2327552
1881: Millionaire When I was a young man, 2326613
1882: Millionaire No good man 1327108
1883: Millionaire And all to leave what with his toil he won, 2326536
1884: Minorities Stepping out between the acts at the first 5326211
1885: Miscellany It is related concerning a sofa, 2326468
1886: Misers There was an old man of Nantucket 5326662
1887: Misers A mere madness, 1326947
1888: Misled The Client: "I bought and paid 3326378
1889: Mismated A Texas lad, lacking a team of horses 2326586
1890: Missionaries SHE - "Poor cousin Jack! 2327050
1891: Missionaries At a meeting of the Women's Foreign Missionary Society 2326601
1892: Missions What in the world are you up to, Hilda? 2329970
1893: Mistake Magna Charta said that 1327325
1894: Mistake Panama is a town 1327805
1895: Mistake The three highest mountains 327071
1896: Mistake Wolsey saved his life 327361
1897: Mistake Those melodious bursts 1327290
1898: Mistake Queen Elizabeth rode 1327392
1899: Mistake When England was placed 1327053
1900: Mistake The gods of the Indians 1326706
1901: Mistake Every one needs a holiday 1327636
1902: Mistake The Seven Great Powers of Europe 1326851
1903: Mistake Liberty of conscience means 1327612
1904: Mistake Skeleton is what you 326790
1905: Mistake A night watchman is 1327312
1906: Mistaken Identity There was a young fellow named Paul, 5326460
1907: Mistaken Identity A Scottish woman, 4326563
1908: Mistaken Identity The late James McNeil Whistler 4326586
1909: Mistaken Identity The steamer was on the point of leaving, 10326441
1910: Mistaken Identity Much to the curious little girl's disgust, 2326648
1911: Mistaken Identity The raw Irishman was told by the farmer 2326347
1912: Mistaken Identity The meek-looking gentleman arose hastily 5326512
1913: Mistaken Identity The little man was perfectly harmless, 4326568
1914: Mistaken Identity The traveling salesman instructed 3326552
1915: Mistaken Identity The assistant minister announced 3326550
1916: Mistaken Identity The child went with her mother on a visit 4326402
1917: Mistaken Identity The new clergyman was coming to call, 4326351
1918: Mistaken Identity The editor of a country newspaper betook 1326463
1919: Mistress You say you doted on your last mistress? 4327190
1920: Misunderstood Mistress: "Don't call them jugs, 2326475
1921: Mixed Metaphors A babu, or native clerk, 2326906
1922: Modesty A British journalist, in an article 2328533
1923: Mollycoddles Tommy, why don't you play with Frank any more? 2326617
1924: Money In some of the college settlements 4326461
1925: Money Talks The disreputable-looking panhandler picked 4326526
1926: Money Value A well-known millionaire entertained 2326740
1927: Monogamy The wives of the savage chief questioned 5326676
1928: Monotony The son of the house addressed his mother wistfully. 5327439
1929: Moral Education Two little boys, four and five years old respectively, 2326549
1930: Morality The more-or-less-religious woman 2326490
1931: More Desperate Still She: "Oh! there's no use 2326857
1932: More Opportunity The Wife: "Really, my dear, 2327526
1933: More Opportunity Jacky, dear, 2327010
1934: More Opportunity The Ant: "Well, we've struck!" 3326879
1935: More Opportunity Effie: "George and I have been down 3327219
1936: Mosquitoes Senator Gore, of Oklahoma, while addressing 5327020
1937: Mosquitoes The visitor from another state talked 326529
1938: Mosquitoes A visitor in the South complained bitterly 2326913
1939: Mothers While reconnoitering in Westmoreland County, 12326711
1940: Mothers The wagons of "the greatest show on earth" 4326404
1941: Mothers A little girl, being punished by her mother flew, 3326659
1942: Mothers One morning a little girl hung about the kitchen 2326525
1943: Mothers The public-spirited lady met the little boy 11326441
1944: Mothers Here's to the happiest hours of my life 3326373
1945: Mothers Happy he 5326675
1946: Mothers Women know 8326682
1947: Mothers-In-Law Justice David J. Brewer was asked not long ago by a man. 4326782
1948: Mothers-In-Law SHE - "And so you are going to 2326850
1949: Mothers-In-Law WAITER - "Have another glass, sir?" 3327039
1950: Mothers-In-Law A blackmailer wrote the following 2329246
1951: Mothers-In-Law An undertaker telegraphed to a man 1326642
1952: Motorcycles The automobile was a thing unheard of to a mountaineer 2326421
1953: Motto 12326171
1954: Mountains Some real-estate dealers in British Columbia 1326638
1955: Movie Star And about the salary? 4326677
1956: Moving Pictures Your soldiers look fat and happy. 1327150
1957: Muck-Raking The way of the transgressor 1326789
1958: Mules Gen. O.O. Howard, as is well known, 5326889
1959: Municipal Government What's the trouble in Plunkville? 4326338
1960: Museums It had been anything but an easy afternoon 3326506
1961: Museums Two Marylanders, who were visiting the National Museum 4326342
1962: Music The musical young woman who dropped her peekaboo 326738
1963: Music A thief broke into a Madison avenue mansion 8327048
1964: Music A lady told Swinburne that she would render 1326751
1965: Music The accomplished and obliging pianist 1326763
1966: Music Dinner was a little late. 4327022
1967: Music Music is the 1326738
1968: Music I even think that, sentimentally, 1326852
1969: Music There's music in the sighing of a reed; 4326705
1970: Music Artemas Ward said: 2326727
1971: Music The optimistic pessimist explained 2326544
1972: Music The young man, who was interested in natural history, 4326859
1973: Music The boy violinist, played at a private musical, 2326571
1974: Music The apoplectic and grumpy old gentleman 5327444
1975: Musicians FATHER - "Well, sonny, did you take your dog 4327076
1976: Musicians The "celebrated pianiste," Miss Sharpe, 3327189
1977: Musicians Tis God gives skill 4326400
1978: Native Born He hit me on de koko, yer honour. 5326838
1979: Natives FRIEND (admiring the prodigy) 2327096
1980: Natural Deduction The man that argues with a woman is a fool, 4326855
1981: Nature Lovers Would you mind tooting your factory 3327099
1982: Navigation The fog was dense and the boat had 4327167
1983: Neatness The neatness of the New England housekeeper 5327160
1984: Neatness The Japanese are remarkably tidy in the matter 4326883
1985: Needs What this country needs is more production. 2326955
1986: Negroes A colored girl asked the drug clerk 8326997
1987: Negroes In certain parts of the West Indies 6326886
1988: Negroes Dinah, crying bitterly, 3327270
1989: Negroes Liza, what fo' yo' buy dat 2326871
1990: Negroes Johnny," said the mother as she vigorously 2327404
1991: Negroes The day before she was to be married 326874
1992: Negroes A southern colonel had a colored valet 7327005
1993: Negroes A negro went into a hardware shop 1327351
1994: Negroes Before a house where a colored man had died, 2326991
1995: Neighbors THE MAN AT THE DOOR - "Madame, 3326852
1996: Neighbors It was a late hour when the hostess 3326838
1997: Nerves The older sister rebuked the younger 2327034
1998: Never Miss One Elder sister: "Oh, you fancy yourself very wise, 2326958
1999: New Baby A little boy, the youngest member 1327211
2000: New Jersey You must have had a terrible experience 2327440
2001: New Suits Two darky boys in a Southern city met on the street 6326694
2002: New York City At a convention of Methodist Bishops 7327118
2003: New York City A traveler in Tennessee came across an aged 9327208
2004: Newlywed Mrs. Newlywed (on her first day's shopping): 1327289
2005: News Soon after the installation of the telegraph 1327183
2006: News Our whole neighborhood has been stirred up, 3326719
2007: News There is nothing new 1326759
2008: Newspapers A kind old gentleman seeing a small boy 2326897
2009: Newspapers VOX POPULI - "Do you think you've boosted 2327251
2010: Newspapers COLONEL HIGHFLYER - "What are your rates per column?" 2326840
2011: Newspapers EDITOR - "You wish a position as a proofreader?" 4327021
2012: Newspapers A prominent Montana newspaper man was making 4327086
2013: Newspapers Did you write this report on my lecture, 3327162
2014: Newspapers We clip the following for the benefit 2327017
2015: Newspapers Binks has sued us for libel, 3326802
2016: Newspapers Booth Tarkington says that in no state 10327248
2017: Newspapers You are the greatest inventor in the world, 2327213
2018: Newspapers Not long ago a city editor in Ottumwa, 3327115
2019: Newspapers Enraged over something the local newspaper 4327015
2020: Newspapers Four hostile newspapers 1327162
2021: Newspapers Newspapers always excite curiosity. 1326871
2022: Nice She had only been married a month, 4327097
2023: Nicotine Nicotine is so deadly 1327621
2024: Nightmare And you say you have the same nightmare every night, 6327132
2025: No Dissension Mrs. Storme: "How is your Debating 2326757
2026: No Dissension Why are they not speaking? 4326971
2027: No Doubt Lend me ten, Tom. 8327271
2028: No Effect You tell me," said the judge, 2326980
2029: No Kick Coming Merchant: Look here, 2326501
2030: No Nonsense About It The new vicar was paying a visit 5326415
2031: Nomenclature The young son of a mountaineer family 2326442
2032: Nomenclature When his daughter returned from the girls 5326506
2033: Nomenclature On an occasion when a distinguished critic 2327142
2034: Nomenclature During the scarcity of labor, 5326882
2035: Nomenclature The lady who had some culture, 2326453
2036: Nomenclature One of the two girls in the subway 3326927
2037: Nomenclature A story is told of an office-seeker 10326678
2038: Nomenclature The aged caretaker of the Episcopal 2326788
2039: None At All Sandy had gone to the station 5326548
2040: Not A Father A Protestant Episcopal clergyman 3326652
2041: Not In The Business I'm not quite sure about your 2326629
2042: Not Needed O'Grady: "And why do you want 2326850
2043: Not Restricted That gentleman who is being introduced 2326955
2044: Not Restricted John: "Yew wait here, 2327025
2045: Not Restricted The Wife: "Oh, you needn't sneer! 2326762
2046: Not Restricted The Escort: Who's that fellow 3326211
2047: Not Restricted Voice (far off): 2326901
2048: Not Strong Enough Muriel, aged four, was taken by her governess 6326466
2049: Not the Birds and the Bees. A little boy goes to his father and asks: 8330593
2050: Not Unique He: "Crowded, were you? 2326891
2051: Not Up-To-Date Penelope: "What made George 2327028
2052: Not Up-To-Date Some wise person once said 3326411
2053: Not What She Meant She: "I am sorry to hear 2326478
2054: Not What She Meant He: "By the bye, talking of old times, 2326787
2055: Not What She Meant Jones (who is of an inquiring mind): 2326972
2056: Not What She Meant Mrs. Montague Smart (suddenly, to bashful youth, 1326614
2057: Not What She Meant Mamma: "It's very late, 2326739
2058: Not What She Meant Guest: "Well, good-bye, 2327163
2059: Not What She Meant She: "No! I can't give you another dance. 2326426
2060: Not What She Meant I warn you, Sir! The discourtesy 1326472
2061: Not What She Meant Wife (at upper window): 3326590
2062: Not What She Meant Motor-Launch Officer 3326365
2063: Not What She Meant Mother: "Did you remember to pray 2326528
2064: Not Worth Much The tourist from the East had stopped 2326404
2065: Nothing New To Him The motor car was driven by a determined young woman, 4326516
2066: Nothing New To Him Lady (to pedlar): 2326815
2067: Nothing New To Him There is a lot to be said for 1326576
2068: Nothing New To Him Mother: It is rude to whisper, Humphrey. 2326376
2069: Nothing New To Him She (pouting): 2326324
2070: Nothing To Fear Irate Golfer: "You must take your children 2326304
2071: Nothing To Smile At A Londoner was telling funny stories 3327093
2072: Obituaries If you have frequent fainting spells, 1327172
2073: Observation In his daily half hour confidential 7326849
2074: Obstinacy The old mountaineer and his wife arrived 7326817
2075: Occupations Mrs. Hennessey, who was a late arrival 5327150
2076: Occupations All business men are apt to use the technical 1326831
2077: Occupations Professor," said Miss Skylight, 4326794
2078: Occupations A woman, when asked her husband's occupation, 2326912
2079: Occupations A good turkey dinner and mince pie, 3327229
2080: Occupations JONES - "How'd this happen? 2326974
2081: Occupations The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. 1326977
2082: Ocean A resident of Nahant tells this one 3326648
2083: Ocean Love the sea? 1326843
2084: Ocean I never was on the dull, 2327058
2085: Off There was a distinct air 2326818
2086: Off Like A Shot It was a case of attempted murder, 7326894
2087: Office Boy You discharged your office boy? 4326864
2088: Office Boys Have you had any experience as an office-boy? 2327124
2089: Office-Seekers A gentleman, not at all wealthy, 10327302
2090: Office-Seekers On a trip to Washington, 6326977
2091: Old Enough To Know That Are all flowers popular? 4327033
2092: Omen The great pugilist was superstitious 2327413
2093: Once Too Often Yes, dear, I'm going out to-night. 2327249
2094: Once Too Often Phwat's the matter wid yez, 2327204
2095: Onions Can the Burbanks of the glorious West 4326915
2096: Onions SHE - "They say that an apple 2327912
2097: Only Their Way First Lady (effusively): 2326869
2098: Opening Father's Eyes Papa," said Little Horatio, 4326991
2099: Opera Which do you consider the most 4327042
2100: Opportunity Many a man creates 1327019
2101: Opportunity Who seeks, and will not take 2327187
2102: Opportunity In life's small things be resolute 4327113
2103: Optical Illusion The sergeant rebuked the private angrily: 5326859
2104: Optician A Northern man in an optician's shop 1327249
2105: Optimism Optimism is 1326824
2106: Optimism An optimist is a man 1326882
2107: Optimism An optimist is the fellow 1326880
2108: Optimism An optimist is a woman 1329886
2109: Optimism A political optimist is a fellow 1327168
2110: Optimism Mayor William S. Jordan, 6327043
2111: Optimism A Scotsman who has a keen appreciation 6327114
2112: Optimism A German shoemaker left the gas 5326932
2113: Optimism My own hope is, a sun will pierce 6328090
2114: Optimism The day laborer was of a cheerful 4327075
2115: Optimism The optimist fell from the top story 2326933
2116: Orators It is narrated that Colonel Breckenridge, 5327228
2117: Orators When Demosthenes was asked what 1326850
2118: Orientation John B. Gough was fond of telling 12327129
2119: Our Modern Infant Genial Uncle: "Well, old chap, 2327007
2120: Our Modern Infant Little Girl (to Bride at wedding reception): 3326784
2121: Outdoor Life One day, in the spring of '74, Cap Smith's 5326778
2122: Outworn Tiny Clara heard her mother say 2326442
2123: Overtime Once, in a rush season, 1326562
2124: Paintings She had engaged a maid recently from the country, 2326924
2125: Paintings A picture is 1327235
2126: Palmistry Do you know anything about palmistry 4326934
2127: Panics One night at a theatre some scenery took fire, 5327229
2128: Paradox The amiable old lady was overheard talking 2327016
2129: Paradox Two friends from Ireland on a tour occupied 4326962
2130: Parents William, aged five, had been reprimanded 3326785
2131: Parents What does your mother say 2327117
2132: Parents A little lad was desperately ill, 3326978
2133: Parents Mrs. White was undoubtedly the disciplinarian 5326917
2134: Parents Robert has lately acquired a stepmother. 3327061
2135: Parents Well, Bobby, what do you want 2327041
2136: Parents Little Eleanor's mother was an American, 2326969
2137: Parents The lawyer was sitting at his desk absorbed 5326765
2138: Parrots Pat had but a limited knowledge 1327037
2139: Partnership A West Virginia darky, a blacksmith, 1327133
2140: Passwords I want to change my password, 5326999
2141: Passwords Senator Tillman not long ago piloted a plain 8327197
2142: Pastoral Burdette quotes as follows a year's statistics 2327003
2143: Patience Your husband seems to be very impatient lately. 4327472
2144: Patriotism General Gordon, the Confederate commander, 2327366
2145: Patriotism A snobbish young Englishman visiting Washington's home 3327261
2146: Patriotism Speaking of the policy of the Government 4326993
2147: Patriotism A number of Confederate prisoners, 8326880
2148: Patriotism Historical controversies are creeping into the schools. 5326968
2149: Patriotism Our country! When right to be kept right; 1327059
2150: Patriotism Our country! In her intercourse with foreign 1327129
2151: Patriotism There are no points of the compass 1326998
2152: Patriotism Patriotic exercises and flag worship 1326970
2153: Patriotism The Scotchman returned to his native town, 2326903
2154: Patriotism There is no doubting the strong patriotism 8326888
2155: Patriotism The troops had been marching through 2326957
2156: Peace The mourning widow caused a tender 2327075
2157: Peacemaker The father was telling at the table 4326695
2158: Pension The usual details in administration 4327363
2159: Pensions WILLIS - "I wonder if there will ever be universal peace." 2327085
2160: Pensions Why was it you never married again, 2327387
2161: Pensions If England had a system of pensions like ours, 1327006
2162: Perfect Agreement Mother: "Hush! You two children 2326952
2163: Perhaps! You are a little goose! 2326873
2164: Personal Names Israel Zangwill, the well-known writer, 2326900
2165: Personal Names FRIEND-"So your great Russian actor 2327047
2166: Personal Names A somewhat unpatriotic little son of Italy, 5327118
2167: Personal Names A shy young man once said to a young lady: 2326765
2168: Personal Names An American travelling in Europe engaged a courier. 7326847
2169: Personal Names The story is told of Helen Hunt, 4327071
2170: Personal Names A street-car "masher" tried in every way to attract 5326888
2171: Personal Names The comedian came on with affected diffidence. 5326918
2172: Personal Names But Eliza," said the mistress, 2327163
2173: Personal Names The mother of the girl baby, 2327019
2174: Personal Names There was a great swell in Japan, 5326613
2175: Personal Names He was a young lawyer who had just 4326789
2176: Personal Names Who hath not own'd, 2326916
2177: Pessimism A pessimist is a man 1326713
2178: Pessimism How happy are the Pessimists! 4326613
2179: Pessimism A pessimist is one who 1326831
2180: Pessimism I had a mighty queer surprise 2327012
2181: Pessimism To tell men that they cannot 1326559
2182: Pessimism With earth's first clay they did the last man knead, 8326304
2183: Pessimism The energetic New England woman 2326771
2184: Pessimism The old man shook his head dolefully 2330011
2185: Pessimism The visitor remarked affably to the man of the house: 3326706
2186: Philadelphia A Staten Island man, 4326780
2187: Philadelphia Among the guests at an informal dinner 3326755
2188: Philanthropists Little grains of short weight, 4326901
2189: Philanthropy I hear that Mrs. Brewster hasn't paid her 3327163
2190: Philosophy Philosophy is finding out how many things 1326916
2191: Phonetics Little Willie questioned his grandmother 6327342
2192: Physicians And Surgeons The eight-year-old son of a Baltimore physician, 4326473
2193: Physicians And Surgeons The doctor stood by the bedside, 5326389
2194: Physicians And Surgeons Doctor, I want you to look after my office 2326937
2195: Physicians And Surgeons An old darky once lay seriously ill 2326686
2196: Physicians And Surgeons There had been an epidemic of colds in the town, 2326748
2197: Physicians And Surgeons FIRST DOCTOR - "I operated on him for appendicitis. 2327489
2198: Physicians And Surgeons FUSSY LADY PATIENT - "I was suffering so much, 2326327
2199: Physicians And Surgeons MEDICAL STUDENT - "What did you operate on that man for?" 4326535
2200: Physicians And Surgeons The three degrees in medical treatment 1326655
2201: Physicians And Surgeons What caused the coolness between you 4326967
2202: Physicians And Surgeons A tourist while traveling in the north 2326942
2203: Physicians And Surgeons When the physician gives you medicine 1326474
2204: Physicians And Surgeons Physicians, of all men, 1327093
2205: Physicians And Surgeons This is the way that physicians mend or end us, 4326335
2206: Physiology The teacher explained to her young pupils 2326537
2207: Picture show The lady was waiting to buy a ticket 3326286
2208: Pins Oh, dear!" sighed the wife 2326758
2209: Pittsburg How about that airship? 4326374
2210: Pittsburg SKYBOUGH - "Why have you put that vacuum cleaner 2326511
2211: Pittsburg A man just back from South America 7326872
2212: Plain Speaking The new maid was talkative, 3326550
2213: Play The mother heard a great commotion, 2326576
2214: Played Them Both Up A small boy was playing with an iron hoop 8328530
2215: Played Them Both Up A small boy was playing with an iron 8326526
2216: Playing Possum No, suh," the ancient negro asserted, 1327062
2217: Pleasure BILLY - "Huh! I bet you didn't have a good 3326758
2218: Pleasure Winnie had been very naughty, 2326410
2219: Pleasure In Concord, New Hampshire, 2326428
2220: Pleasure Here's to beauty, 1326647
2221: Pleasure A dinner, coffee and cigars, 4326836
2222: Pleasure The roses of pleasure seldom last 1326223
2223: Plumber The plumber at many dollars a day could afford 4326693
2224: Plumber The long-suffering professor smothered 7326513
2225: Poetry Poetry is a gift we are told, 1326881
2226: Poetry The evil effects of decadent verse 1326494
2227: Poets EDITOR - "Have you submitted this poem anywhere else?" 3326754
2228: Poets Why is it," asked the persistent poetess, 5326777
2229: Poets Sir Lewis Morris was complaining 1326415
2230: Poets God's prophets of the Beautiful, 2327167
2231: Poets We call those poets who are first to mark 4327135
2232: Point Of View A couple from Boston spent a winter in Augusta, 3326612
2233: Point Of View The kindly old lady chanced to be present 4326501
2234: Poker Tommy Atkins and a doughboy sat in a poker 4326356
2235: Poker Daughter," said the old man, sternly, 3327148
2236: Police A man who was "wanted" in Russia 1326839
2237: Police I had a message from the Black Hand, 6326885
2238: Politeness The little girl in the car was a pest. 4326551
2239: Politeness Johnny, who was to be the guest at a neighbor's 5327056
2240: Politeness On Johnnie's return from the birthday party, 3326901
2241: Politeness The teacher used as an illustration of bad grammar, 4326376
2242: Politeness The man sitting in the street car addressed 5326324
2243: Political Parties ZOO SUPERINTENDENT - "What was all the rumpus 4326846
2244: Politicians Politicians always 1327254
2245: Politicians The man who goes into politics 1326425
2246: Politicians A political orator, evidently better 1326835
2247: Politicians POLITICIAN - "Congratulate me, my dear, 3326913
2248: Politicians What makes you think the baby 2326534
2249: Politicians The mere proposal to set the politician 1326850
2250: Politicians At a political meeting the speakers 2326778
2251: Politicians A political speaker, while making a speech, 2326822
2252: Politicians The Rev. Dr. Biddell tells a lively story 3326671
2253: Politicians Senator Mark Hanna was walking through 7326899
2254: Politicians FATHER: "My son will make a brilliant politician one day" 3326940
2255: Politics Politics consists of 1326922
2256: Politics If I were asked to define politics 1326441
2257: Politics LITTLE CLARENCE (who has an inquiring mind) 2327087
2258: Politics Many a man," remarked the milk toast philosopher, 6326726
2259: Politics Little Millie's father and grandfather 2327069
2260: Politics The shortest after-dinner speech 2326843
2261: Politics Politics is but the common 1327080
2262: Politics The little boy interrupted his father's reading 4326467
2263: Poor Tramp: "Would you please 1326637
2264: Popular Opinion First Burglar: "Say, Bill, 2326790
2265: Population Someone asked a darky from Richmond 2326606
2266: Postal It is human nature to take an interest 2326493
2267: Poverty Poverty is no disgrace, 1326884
2268: Poverty A traveler passing through the Broad 3327235
2269: Poverty One day an inspector of a New York 3330028
2270: Poverty There is no man so poor 1326718
2271: Poverty May poverty be always 1326981
2272: Poverty Not he who has little, 1327092
2273: Praise WIFE (complainingly) 2327183
2274: Praise What sort of a man is he? 2326366
2275: Praise One negro workman was overheard talking to another: 2326741
2276: Prayer The Dutchman still retained a strong accent, 2326738
2277: Prayer A Scotch missionary in the Far East 2326815
2278: Prayer Charles had attained the age of five 2327231
2279: Prayer At the request of his wife, 4326827
2280: Prayer The newspaper report of the special Sunday 2326738
2281: Prayer The New York Sun published the following: 5326653
2282: Prayer A little boy was asked if he prayed 2326923
2283: Prayer A prayer showing a ghastly confusion 2326972
2284: Prayer As the boat was sinking, 6326591
2285: Prayer Meetings A foreigner who attended a prayer 1326760
2286: Prayers During the winter the village preacher 2327861
2287: Prayers A little girl in Washington 1326579
2288: Prayers TEACHER - "Now, Tommy, 2326893
2289: Prayers A well-known revivalist whose work 5326862
2290: Prayers A little girl attending an Episcopal 2326686
2291: Prayers The new minister in a Georgia church 3327035
2292: Prayers Hilma was always glad to say her prayers, 2326741
2293: Prayers Willie's mother had told him that 5326541
2294: Prayers Little Polly, coming in from her walk one morning, 2327118
2295: Prayers Prayer is the 1326644
2296: Prayers Pray to be perfect, though material leaven 4326585
2297: Preacher A colored deacon who was the leader 2326690
2298: Preaching The services in the chapel 3326571
2299: Preaching One Sunday morning a certain young pastor 11327008
2300: Preaching The late Bishop Foss once visited 2326533
2301: Preaching Yes, sir," said the irate man, 1327147
2302: Preaching A noted eastern Judge when visiting 2327149
2303: Preaching The preacher's evening discourse 2326542
2304: Preaching The new minister's first sermon 1326376
2305: Preaching A young preacher, who was staying 3326524
2306: Preaching A distinguished theologian 2327015
2307: Preaching A clergyman was once sent for in the middle 5326856
2308: Preaching I never see my rector's eyes; 4327099
2309: Preaching A stranger entered the church 4326832
2310: Preaching Once upon a time there was an Indian 7326961
2311: Precaution When the colored couple were being 2326459
2312: Precaution The lawyer for the defense, 4326554
2313: Precociousness A stranger rang the door-bell. 4326630
2314: Precocity The playwright rushed up to the critic at the club. 3326499
2315: Prematureness Ikey saw his friend Jakey 4326441
2316: Preparedness The small boy was directed to soak 2326475
2317: Preparedness The two scrub women met and chattered to this effect: 5326298
2318: Preparedness The father entered the room where Clara, 4326797
2319: Prescriptions After a month's work in intensely warm weather 4326714
2320: Presence Of Mind What did you do when you met 2326857
2321: Pride The little boy was greatly elated 2326510
2322: Pride Pride often has no better basis 6326353
2323: Printers The master of all trades: 1326715
2324: Prison Reform The society matron explained the necessity 2326647
2325: Prisons A man arrested for stealing chickens 1326696
2326: Prisons SHERIFF - "That fellow who just left 3326640
2327: Privilege The tenderfoot in the mining town 2326512
2328: Probably I want to buy you something 2326572
2329: Procrastination The Southern darky is usually willing enough, 4326657
2330: Prodigals Why did the father of the prodigal son 2326506
2331: Profanity THE RECTOR - "It's terrible for a man 2326955
2332: Profanity FIRST DEAF MUTE - "He wasn't so very angry, was he?" 2326757
2333: Profanity The little daughter of a clergyman 3326482
2334: Profanity Very frequently the winter highways 4326856
2335: Profanity A scrupulous priest of Kildare, 5326723
2336: Profanity Donald and Jeanie were putting down a carpet. 3326671
2337: Profanity It is not always necessary to make 1326680
2338: Profanity Little Bartholomew's mother overheard 3327154
2339: Profanity They were in Italy together. 6326537
2340: Profanity A school girl was required to write 2326698
2341: Profanity The ashman was raising a can of ashes 3326448
2342: Profanity A young man entered the jeweler's store 2326819
2343: Profanity For it comes to pass oft that 1326806
2344: Profanity The longshoreman was indulging in a fit of temper, 3326632
2345: Profanity The deacon carried a chain to the blacksmith 2326463
2346: Profiteers The wife of the profiteer discoursed 4326597
2347: Profiteers The advertisement offered for fifty cents 2326821
2348: Profiteers Are you sure this handbag is genuine crocodile skin? 4326778
2349: Profiteers Customer: "But if it costs twenty dollars 2326396
2350: Progress The cottager was crippled by rheumatism, 3326484
2351: Progress The kindly clergyman, newly come to the parish, 3326437
2352: Progress The physician advised his patient to eat 4326581
2353: Prohibition Talking about dry towns, 3326910
2354: Prohibition It was prohibition country. 7347709
2355: Prohibition The objector to prohibition spoke bitterly: 5326413
2356: Prohibition The wife complained to her husband 2326691
2357: Prolific The woman teacher in a New York School 8326296
2358: Promise I'd like to see the man 2326478
2359: Promoting Mr. Harcourt, the Secretary of State 1326449
2360: Promoting There are many tales about the caution 5326483
2361: Promotion Promotion cometh neither 1326552
2362: Promptness Are you first in anything at school, Earlie? 2326838
2363: Promptness The head of a large business house 1326376
2364: Promptness Are you waiting for me, dear? 2326714
2365: Pronunciation A tale is told of a Kansas minister, 2326702
2366: Pronunciation I'm at the head of my class, 3326530
2367: Pronunciation The parson's daughter spoke pleasantly, 7326583
2368: Proof Shopper:--"Are these eggs fresh?" 4326533
2369: Property The indignant householder held up 3326439
2370: Proportion A middle-aged colored woman in a Georgia village, 4328128
2371: Proposal He was a Scot, with the usual characteristics 3326837
2372: Proposals A love-smitten youth who was studying 2326961
2373: Proposals A gentleman who had been in Chicago 2326687
2374: Proposals There was a young man from the West, 5326672
2375: Proposals They were dining on fowl in a restaurant. 1326776
2376: Proposals Dear May," wrote the young man, 2326968
2377: Proposals The four Gerton girls were all good-looking; 7326450
2378: Proposals It was at Christmas, 4326536
2379: Proposals A Scotch beadle led the maiden 2326697
2380: Proposals IMPECUNIOUS LOVER - "Be mine, Amanda, 2326708
2381: Proposals The surest way to hit a woman's heart 1326535
2382: Propriety There was a young lady of Wilts, 5326306
2383: Prosperity May bad fortune follow you 2327392
2384: Protestant Episcopal Church One of our popular New England 4326781
2385: Protestant Episcopal Church An Episcopal clergyman who was passing 7326943
2386: Protestants A Protestant mission meeting 1326722
2387: Providence Why did papa have appendicitis 3326471
2388: Providence There's a certain minister whose duties sometimes 4326647
2389: Providence The babu explained with great politeness 2326720
2390: Provincialism Some time ago an English friend 4326629
2391: Provincialism A southerner, with the intense love 8326760
2392: Prudence Sandy MacTavish was a guest at a christening party 3326949
2393: Prudence The young man, who was notorious 3326658
2394: Public Service Corporations The attorney demanded to know 5326552
2395: Public Service Corporations Yes, he had some rare trouble with his eyes, 3327095
2396: Public Speakers ORATOR - "I thought your paper was friendly to me?" 4326516
2397: Public Speakers TRAVELING LECTURER FOR SOCIETY (to the remaining listener) 2326666
2398: Public Speakers Ex-senator Spooner of Wisconsin 3327908
2399: Public Speakers When I arose to speak, 3326490
2400: Public Speakers Uncle Joe" Cannon has a way of speaking 3327152
2401: Public Speakers A South African tribe has an effective 1326709
2402: Public Speakers A rather turgid orator, 7326621
2403: Public Speakers The self-made millionaire who had endowed 2326700
2404: Public Speakers Mark Twain once told this story: 2326747
2405: Punishment A parent who evidently disapproved 2326722
2406: Punishment No, sirree!" ejaculated Bunkerton. 2327202
2407: Punishment James the Second, when Duke of York, 1327041
2408: Punishment A white man during reconstruction times 6327238
2409: Punishment A lawyer was defending a man accused 4326940
2410: Punishment Muriel, a five-year-old subject of King George, 2326415
2411: Punishment During the reconstruction days of Virginia, 2326541
2412: Punishment What punishment did that defaulting 1326638
2413: Punishment An Indian in Washington County once 1326610
2414: Punishment TEACHER - "Willie, did your father cane 4326681
2415: Punishment Boohoo! Boohoo!" wailed little Johnny. 5326834
2416: Punishment The fact that corporal punishment 12326710
2417: Punishment A little fellow who was being subjected 2326653
2418: Punishment A little girl about three years old 4326849
2419: Punishment It is less to suffer 1326703
2420: Punishment If Jupiter hurled his thunderbolt 1326420
2421: Punishment The school teacher, after writing to the mother 2326643
2422: Punishment The little boy dashed wildly around the corner, 4326587
2423: Punishment The little lad sat on the curb howling lustily. 4326506
2424: Puns A father once said to his son, 5326607
2425: Puns What is your name?" demanded the judge 8326764
2426: Puns A member of the Lambs' Club had a reputation 4326968
2427: Puns The stallion that had been driven in from 4326990
2428: Puns When Mr. Choate was ambassador 6326442
2429: Pure Carelessness It was visiting day at the prison 3326500
2430: Pure Food Into a general store of a town in Arkansas 5326618
2431: Pure Food On a recent trip to Germany, 8326846
2432: Puzzle The humorist offered his latest 6326475
2433: Qualified The Leading Woman: "How does Garrette 2326798
2434: Quarrels But why did you leave your last place? 4327233
2435: Quarrels I hear ye had words with Casey. 4326822
2436: Quarrels There had been a wordy falling-out between 1326883
2437: Quarrels A quarrel is quickly 1327228
2438: Quarrelsome The applicant for the position of cook 4327124
2439: Questions The more questions a woman 1327054
2440: Questions It was a very hot day and the fat drummer 3326936
2441: Questions A party of young men were camping, 6327000
2442: Questions A browbeating lawyer was demanding 4328600
2443: Questions Officers have a right to ask questions 10327440
2444: Questions The sages say, Dame Truth delights to dwell 4327175
2445: Questions It was a rule of the club that anyone asking 3327039
2446: Quotations Stanley Jordan, the well-known Episcopal minister, 2327195
2447: Race Prejudices A negro preacher in a southern town 5327012
2448: Race Pride Sam Jones, the evangelist, 1327084
2449: Race Pride An Irishman and a Jew were discussing 9327068
2450: Race Suicide Prisoner, why did you assault this landlord? 4326892
2451: Races In answer to the question, 1330177
2452: Races Now, Thomas," said the foreman 4327465
2453: Railroad A railroad was opened through a remote region, 4326992
2454: Railroads Talk 'bout railroads bein' a blessin', 1327186
2455: Railroads On one of the southern railroads there 4327409
2456: Railroads I read of the terrible vengeance inflicted 5326982
2457: Railroads The reporter who had accompanied the special train 4327268
2458: Railroads The Hon. John Sharp Williams had an engagement 3327033
2459: Railroads We were bounding along, 4326962
2460: Railroads Three men were talking in rather a large way 3326885
2461: Railroads Say, young man, 3327157
2462: Railroads An express on the Long Island Railroad 5327300
2463: Railroads The president of one great southern railway 7326866
2464: Railroads It was on a little branch railway 3327615
2465: Rapid Transit One cold, wintry morning a man of tall 3326987
2466: Ready And Willing Magistrate: "Can't this case 2327158
2467: Ready And Willing An old darky visited a doctor 1327064
2468: Ready And Willing An airman had been taking up passengers 1326994
2469: Ready And Willing Chloe: I sho' mighter knowed 3326967
2470: Ready And Willing The professor was deeply 1326919
2471: Ready To Join Minister: Would you care to join 2326921
2472: Real Estate Agents Little Nelly told little Anita what she termed a "little fib." 5326853
2473: Realised Lawyer: "When I was a boy my highest 2327300
2474: Realism The storekeeper at Yount, Idaho, 13327159
2475: Realism MOTHER - "Tommy, if you're pretending 2326933
2476: Realism Children," said the teacher, 2327019
2477: Realism A great deal of fun has been poked 1327291
2478: Reality A man, who is the father 4326982
2479: Reassuring She: "Oh! Jack! Are you perfectly 2326972
2480: Recall SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER - "Johnny, 2327299
2481: Recall Senator, why don't you unpack your trunk? 2327160
2482: Recently married A popular Oklahoma City salesman 4326965
2483: Recipe for a baby: Clean and dress a wriggle, add a pint of nearly milk, 4327329
2484: Recipe for a milliner: To a presence that's much more than queenly, 4326780
2485: Recipe for a multi-millionaire: Take a boy with bare feet as a starter 4327018
2486: Recipe for a parson: To a cupful of negative goodness 4327153
2487: Recipe for a policeman: To a quart of boiling temper 4327116
2488: Recipe for a suffragette: To the power that already lies in her hands 4326727
2489: Recipe for a telephone operator: To fearful and wonderful rolling of "r's," 4326928
2490: Recipe for a waiter: Stuff a hired dress-suit case with an effort to please, 4326931
2491: Recipe for an actor: To one slice of ham add assortment of roles. 4327026
2492: Recipe for an ingenue: A pound and three-quarters of kitten, 4327174
2493: Recipe for an orchestra leader: Four hundred and twenty-two movements 4326922
2494: Recognition The office telephone was out of order. 4327118
2495: Recommendations A firm of shady outside London 3327237
2496: Recommendations MISTRESS - "Have you a reference?" 2326983
2497: Recommendations There is a story of a Scotch gentleman 1326577
2498: Recommendations The buxom maid had been hinting 9326444
2499: Recommendations An Englishman and an Irishman went to the 4326638
2500: Reconciliations Yes, I quarreled with my wife about nothing. 3326842
2501: Record It appears to be your record, 2326612
2502: Recruit Officer (drilling recruits): 4326886
2503: Redeeming Trait I know I'm old, but I'm crazy about you, 4327088
2504: Reform Abe Jones was a colored man who made 4326752
2505: Reformers LOUISE - "The man that Edith married is a reformer." 2326507
2506: Reformers He was earnestly but prosily orating at the audience. 2326821
2507: Reformers The young woman sat before her glass 2326410
2508: Regrets A Newport man who was invited to a house 1326907
2509: Regrets After the death of Lord Houghton, 1326650
2510: Regrets A young woman prominent in the social set 2326678
2511: Rehearsals The funeral procession was moving along 4326438
2512: Relatives It is hard, indeed, 2326693
2513: Reliability The Southern lady saw old 'Rastus setting 3326742
2514: Religions When Bishop Phillips Brooks sailed 2326367
2515: Religions At a recent conference of Baptists, 3326564
2516: Religions A recent book on Russia relates the story 2326940
2517: Religions The priest of a New York parish 2326237
2518: Religions A man addicted to walking in his sleep 1327041
2519: Religions The friendship existing between Father Kelly 3326287
2520: Religions The broad-minded see the truth 1326445
2521: Remedies MISTRESS - "Did the mustard plaster do you any good, Bridget?" 2326513
2522: Remedies SUFFERER - "I have a terrible toothache 3326467
2523: Remedies For every ill beneath the sun 4326957
2524: Remembered Blinks, after inviting his friend, 6326690
2525: Reminders The wife of an overworked promoter said at breakfast: 4326750
2526: Repartee Repartee is saying 1326788
2527: Repartee Among the members of a working gang 2326724
2528: Repartee A middle-aged farmer accosted a serious-faced youth 4326807
2529: Repartee SEEDY VISITOR - "Do you have many wrecks 2326881
2530: Repartee HER DAD - "No, sir; I won't have my daughter 2326474
2531: Repartee Wendell Phillips was traveling through 11327024
2532: Repartee SOLEMN SENIOR - "So your efforts 2326647
2533: Repartee A benevolent person watched a workman 4328621
2534: Repartee Winston Churchill, the young English statesman, 4326623
2535: Repartee Strickland Gillilan, the lecturer and the man 3326617
2536: Repartee TRAVELER - "Say, boy, your corn looks kind of yellow." 6330058
2537: Repartee President Lincoln was busily engaged 3326780
2538: Repartee The garrulous old lady in the stern 6326782
2539: Repartee Nothing more clearly expresses the sentiments 4326781
2540: Repartee John Kendrick Bangs one day called 3326982
2541: Repartee A boy took a position in an office 4328548
2542: Repartee An Englishman was being shown the sights 3326633
2543: Repartee Pat was busy on a road working 2327073
2544: Repartee A district leader went to Sea Girt, 2326653
2545: Repartee According to the London Globe 4326679
2546: Repartee A small boy was hoeing corn in a sterile 7326868
2547: Repentance When the Devil was sick, 1329610
2548: Repetition The little girl had been naughty in school. 2326648
2549: Republican Party The morning after a banquet, 326771
2550: Reputation Popularity is when people like you; 1326849
2551: Resemblances Senator Blackburn is a thorough Kentuckian, 4326867
2552: Resemblances Every time the baby looks into my face he smiles 2327093
2553: Resemblances Mark Twain constantly received letters 5326824
2554: Resemblances NEIGHBOR: "Johnny, I think in looks 2326825
2555: Resignation Then you don't think I practice what I preach, 2326399
2556: Resignation The physician, afer an examination, 6326252
2557: Respectability Is he respectable? 2326366
2558: Rest Cure A weather-beaten damsel somewhat 3326776
2559: Retaliation You know that fellow, Jim McGroiarty 5326696
2560: Retaliation Once when Henry Ward Beecher was 2326608
2561: Retaliation An Episcopal clergyman, 2326798
2562: Retroactive You know you should love your 2327119
2563: Retroactive Pupil: "What I want to know is, 2326443
2564: Revenge Is Sweet Yes," proudly announced the ex-captain, 3326772
2565: Revolution At a reception given by the Daughters 1326719
2566: Revolutions Haiti was in the midst of a revolution. 5327207
2567: Reward Of Merit A very tidy young man was distressed 2326960
2568: Reward Of Virtue The little boy put a serious question 2326419
2569: Reward Of Virtue The teacher directed the class to compose 4326290
2570: Rewards Said a great Congregational preacher 5326938
2571: Rheumatism 2326697
2572: Rich marriage Is she making a rich marriage? 2326322
2573: Roads A Yankee just returning to the states 6326594
2574: Roasts As William Faversham was having his luncheon 2326847
2575: Ruling Passion Noah Webster, the maker of the dictionary, 5326913
2576: Safety First Come over here!" called a friend to an 3327404
2577: Safety First Amos Perkins was hired in the spring to shoot muskrats, 5327034
2578: Safety First The disgruntled fisherman at the club lifted 6328538
2579: Safety First A G. A. R. veteran told to some members 3327200
2580: Safety First The woman hesitated over buying the silver service. 3326934
2581: Salaries A country school-teacher was cashing her monthly check 2327192
2582: Sales A bright little newsie entered 7328059
2583: Sales Farmer: "Would you like to buy 2326970
2584: Salesmen And Salesmanship A darky fruit-dealer 5327079
2585: Salesmen And Salesmanship The quick wit of a traveling salesman 2326838
2586: Salesmen And Salesmanship A young man entered a hat store 8327170
2587: Salesmen And Salesmanship VISITOR - "Can I see that motorist 3327111
2588: Salesmen And Salesmanship That fellow is too slick for me. 3327169
2589: Salesmen And Salesmanship In a small South Carolina town that was 2327186
2590: Salesmen And Salesmanship He who finds he has something to sell, 4327295
2591: Saloons Where can I get a drink in this town? 4327287
2592: Salvation WILLIS - "Some of these rich fellows seem 2326711
2593: Salvation An Italian noble at church one day gave 7326974
2594: Salvation An Episcopal missionary in Wyoming 3326848
2595: Salvation Edith was light-hearted and merry 4327152
2596: Sandy Scored A pompous Scottish laird met 5326838
2597: Sanity It is a matter of uncommon knowledge 2326818
2598: Sarcasm The noted story-teller at a dinner party 2327042
2599: Sarcasm The ponderous judge interrupted 3327170
2600: Sarcasm Everything that could be done to make 5326927
2601: Saving Take care of the pennies 1326756
2602: Saving Do you save up money 2327113
2603: Saving JOHNNY - "Papa, would you be glad 3326858
2604: Saving According to the following story, 4326800
2605: Saving Robert dear," said the coy little maiden 9327006
2606: Saving A servant, who indulged in sprees 2327032
2607: Scandal An ill wind 1327047
2608: Scapegoat Cousin Willie, aged ten, came for a visit 9326980
2609: Schedule Cooks' tourists travel exactly according to schedule. 5327243
2610: Schedule The man about to take a train was worried 2326859
2611: Scholarship There is in Washington an old "grouch 5326863
2612: Scholarship Well, there were only three boys in school 5327013
2613: Scholarship Sammy's mother was greatly distressed 4327645
2614: Scholarship Who ceases to be a 1327170
2615: Schools Mamma," complained little Elsie, 2326986
2616: Scientific Management The late Sylvanus Miller, 5326973
2617: Scientific Management A visitor from New York to the suburbs 5326980
2618: Scientific Proof One day a teacher was having a first-grade class 2328948
2619: Scientific Proof One day a teacher was having a first-grade 2326968
2620: Scotch A Scotchman had been presented 2327542
2621: Scotched! A parsimonious farmer notorious 5327005
2622: Seasickness A Philadelphian, on his way to Europe, 1327009
2623: Seasickness Motto for the dining saloon 1326932
2624: Seasickness On the steamer the little bride 3327161
2625: Seasickness A clergyman who was holding a children's 2327233
2626: Seasickness The first day out was perfectly lovely, 1326507
2627: Seasickness The great ocean liner rolled and pitched. 5327060
2628: Seasickness There was a young man from Ostend, 5326417
2629: Seasickness On the first morning of the voyage, 2327057
2630: Seasickness The pair on their honeymoon were crossing 5326635
2631: Seasickness The seasick voyager on the ocean bowed 4326523
2632: Seasickness The wife of the seasick passenger was about 4326530
2633: Seasickness The moralizing gentleman at the club remarked ponderously: 4326358
2634: Seasons There was a young fellow named Hall, 5327147
2635: Sectarian Once upon a time a coach was held up 7326566
2636: Sectarian A Scotch Presbyterian clergyman tells 4326815
2637: Self-Betrayal The old lady was very aristocratic, 3326510
2638: Senators A Senator is very 1326776
2639: Senators You have been conspicuous in the halls 2326876
2640: Senators An aviator alighted on a field and said 3326512
2641: Sense Of Humor What of his sense of humor? 2326546
2642: Sense Of Humor A sense of humor is a help and a 3326648
2643: Sense Of Humor Mark Twain once approached a friend, 7326846
2644: Sense Of Humor The perception of the 1326733
2645: Sermon The aged colored clergyman, 2326924
2646: Servants TOMMY - "Pop, what is it that the Bible 2326362
2647: Servants As usual, they began discussing 2326914
2648: Servants SMITH - "We are certainly in luck 2326563
2649: Servants THE NEW GIRL - "An' may me intended 3326405
2650: Servants And do you have to be called in the morning? 2326935
2651: Servants A maid dropped and broke a beautiful platter 2326822
2652: Servants Young housewives obliged to practice 5327119
2653: Servants It is probable that many queens 6326237
2654: Servants MRS. LITTLETOWN - "This magazine looks 4326987
2655: Servants MRS. HOUSEN HOHM - "What is your name?" 4326596
2656: Servants MISTRESS - "Nora, I saw a policeman 2326569
2657: She Could Use Him Rastus," said the judge sternly, 2326898
2658: She Took Them I don't know whether I like these 2326960
2659: Sheep And Goats The little girl was deeply impressed 8326610
2660: Shiftlessness The shiftless man, who preferred reading to labor, 3326417
2661: Shipwreck The new member of the club listened with solemn 5326562
2662: Shopping CLERK - "Can you let me off to-morrow afternoon? 3327021
2663: Show-girls Interviewer: "What sort of girls 2326412
2664: Shyness The late "lan Maclaren" 3327423
2665: Signs When the late Senator Wolcott first went 2326851
2666: Signs Buck" Kilgore, of Texas, 5327026
2667: Silence Is 1326748
2668: Silence BALL-"What is silence?" 2326917
2669: Silence The other day upon the links 1326621
2670: Sin Man-like is it to fall into sin, 4327189
2671: Singers As the celebrated soprano began to sing, 5326950
2672: Singers A visiting clergyman was occupying 3326672
2673: Singers One cold, wet, and windy night 3326380
2674: Singers The man who sings all day at work is a happy man. 4326412
2675: Singers At a certain Scottish dinner 9326496
2676: Singers She smiles, my darling smiles, and all 8326984
2677: Singers God sent his singers upon earth 4326809
2678: Sir Walter Raleigh Sir Walter Raleigh was put 1326793
2679: Skating A young lady entered a crowded car 2327001
2680: Slander The business man's wife, who had called 4326318
2681: Slavery A traveler in the South chatted with 6326759
2682: Sleep Recently a friend who had heard 4326761
2683: Slighted I sincerely regret our misunderstanding, 2326513
2684: Smells An argument arose among a number 1326750
2685: Smiles There was a young lady of Niger, 5326511
2686: Smoking A woman is only a woman 1326777
2687: Smoking AUNT MARY - (horrified) 1327612
2688: Smoking An Irish soldier on sentry duty 4326942
2689: Sneezing While campaigning in Iowa Speaker Cannon 4326779
2690: Snobbery Snobbery is the pride 1326547
2691: Snoring Snore - An unfavorable 1326641
2692: Social Uplift The somewhat unpleasant person, 326388
2693: Social Uplift The philanthropic hostess entertained 10326473
2694: Socialists Among the stories told of the late Baron 5326722
2695: Society Smart Society is made up 1326194
2696: Society What are her days at home? 2326766
2697: Society Society consists of two classes, 1326356
2698: Society There was a young person called Smarty, 5326702
2699: Solecisms A New York firm recently hung 1326802
2700: Solecisms Reporters are obliged to write their descriptions 1327050
2701: Sons I thought your father looked 2326534
2702: Souvenirs A friend of mine, traveling in Ireland, 5326842
2703: Spanking Back in those days when corporal punishment 6326981
2704: Speculation There are two times in a man's life 1326389
2705: Speed I always said old Cornelius Husk was slow, 3327038
2706: Speed So you heard the bullet whiz past you? 4326532
2707: Speed A near race riot happened in a southern town. 1326563
2708: Speed A guest in a Cincinnati hotel was shot 9327274
2709: Speed In the business college, 2326395
2710: Speed The young lady interested in botany 3326401
2711: Spelling Some time before Mr. Taft became President 8326318
2712: Spelling The clerk of the court directed 8326453
2713: Spinsterhood The old colored mammy took advantage 5326318
2714: Spinsters Is there anyone present who wishes the prayers 4326522
2715: Spinsters Maude Adams was one day discussing 4326852
2716: Spinsters Here's to the Bachelor, so lonely and gay, 4326470
2717: Spinsters An old maid on the wintry side of fifty, 1326855
2718: Spinsters A famous spinster, known throughout the country 4326889
2719: Spinsters There once was a lonesome, lorn spinster, 5326270
2720: Spite Think twice before you speak, 1326946
2721: Spite A man had for years employed a steady German workman. 8326787
2722: Spite The faithful old employee asked for a day off. 8326555
2723: Sportsmanship In the party out after reed birds 3326348
2724: Spring In the spring the housemaid's fancy 8326462
2725: Spring It is easy enough to look pleasant, 5326815
2726: Spring The teacher talked on the four seasons, 4326542
2727: Stag-nation Mr. Graham: "Do you know, Miss F., 3326563
2728: Stammering One of the ushers approached a man who 5326488
2729: Stammering A man who stuttered badly went 2326746
2730: Stammering On the occasion of a most interesting family event, 9326801
2731: Statesmen A statesman is a deal politician. 2326775
2732: Statistics An earnest preacher in Georgia, 2326829
2733: Statistics PATIENT - "Tell me candidly, Doc, 2327046
2734: Steak Can I get a steak here 2327209
2735: Stealing A negro was brought before a justice of the peace. 7326781
2736: Steam Can you tell what steam is? 2327017
2737: Steamships That new steamer they're building is a whopper, 2326873
2738: Stenographers A beautiful statuesque blond had left New York 4328733
2739: Stock Brokers A grain broker in New Boston, Maine, 5326629
2740: Stormy Weather The ferryboat was well on her way 1326407
2741: Strategy A bird dog belonging to a man in Mulvane 2329529
2742: Strategy Boy, take these flowers to Miss Bertie Bohoo 5327088
2743: Strategy The little girl was having a great deal 3326537
2744: Strategy A young couple had been courting 12326611
2745: Strategy Charles Stuart, formerly senator from Michigan, 10326746
2746: Stunning Your wife looks stunning to-night. 2326869
2747: Style Two old friends met, and immediately found 4326961
2748: Subways Any one who has ever traveled 8326777
2749: Success Nothing succeeds 1326773
2750: Success Nothing succeeds 1326975
2751: Success Success in life 1326495
2752: Success A New Orleans lawyer was asked 3326762
2753: Success I'd rather be a Could Be 8326819
2754: Success Tis not in mortals to command success, 3326406
2755: Success There are two ways of rising 1326657
2756: Success Success is counted sweetest 2326327
2757: Such A Waste Mrs. Bizzy: "I am so sorry to hear 2326557
2758: Sucked! It was a very wet night, 3326773
2759: Suffragettes When a married woman goes out 1326426
2760: Suffragettes Ullo, Bill, 'ow's things with yer? 4327080
2761: Suffragettes I'd hate t' be married t' a suffragette 1326383
2762: Suffragettes FIRST ENGLISHMAN - "Why do you allow your wife 2326999
2763: Suffragettes When Mrs. Pankhurst, the English suffragette, 3326550
2764: Suffragettes BILL - "Jake said he was going to break 2332930
2765: Suffragettes SLASHER - "Been in a fight?" 2326376
2766: Suffragettes What sort of a ticket does your suffragette club favor? 2326530
2767: Suicide The Chinese Consul at San Francisco, 3326214
2768: Summer Resorts GABE - "What are you going back to that place 2327226
2769: Summer Resorts I suppose," said the city man, 2326671
2770: Sunday Albert was a solemn-eyed, 8326792
2771: Sunday TEACHER-"Good little boys do not skate on Sunday, 4326969
2772: Sunday Of all the days that's in the week, 4326991
2773: Sunday O day of rest! How beautiful, how fair, 4326990
2774: Sunday School The young lady worker for the Sunday school 4326642
2775: Sunday School The Sunday-school teacher examined his new class. 5326698
2776: Sunday School Sunday School Teacher: Now, Alfred, 2326524
2777: Sunday School Young Harold was late for Sunday-school 3327946
2778: Sunday Schools Now, Willie," said the superintendent's 1327118
2779: Sunday Schools When Lottie returned from her first visit 2326633
2780: Sunday Schools The teacher asked: "When did Moses live?" 5326471
2781: Sunday Schools How many of you boys, 4326584
2782: Superman It is told of Mrs. Gladstone that a number 4326681
2783: Superstition Superstition is a 1326550
2784: Superstition The superstitious sporting editor 2326591
2785: Sure Signs Afraid you're going to have 2326795
2786: Surprise Where are you goin', ma? 6326739
2787: Suspense The passionate lover wrote to his inamorata as follows: 3326803
2788: Suspicion The eminent politicians of opposing parties 3326342
2789: Suspicious It was while on manoeuvres in rural England, 5326451
2790: Sweetest of all She (tenderly): 2326311
2791: Swimmers Two negro roustabouts at New Orleans 4326622
2792: Sympathy A sympathizer is a fellow 1327207
2793: Sympathy Dwight L. Moody was riding in a car 6326912
2794: Sympathy The man rushed excitedly into the smoking car. 2326566
2795: Sympathy A tramp went to a farmhouse, 4326764
2796: Sympathy Strengthen me by sympathizing 1326534
2797: Sympathy A tramp devised a new scheme for working 4326785
2798: Sympathy Freddie (aged six): 3326750
2799: Sympathy The Tabby-Cat: "I am just heart-broken! 2326344
2800: Synonyms I don't believe any two words 3326902
2801: Tact It was at the private theatricals, 4327066
2802: Tact The senator from Utah was able to disarm 6327170
2803: Talkers Some years ago, Mark Twain was a guest 4326756
2804: Talkers It was a beautiful evening and Ole, 6326735
2805: Talkers Sir," said the sleek-looking agent, 4326582
2806: Talkers A guest was expected for dinner 1326939
2807: Talkers A belated voyager in search of hilarity 2328788
2808: Talkers You must not talk all the time, 2327055
2809: Talkers While the late Justice Brewer 3326919
2810: Talkers She was in an imaginative mood. 6327098
2811: Talkers Here comes Blinkers. 2327107
2812: Talkers A street-car was getting under way 3327179
2813: Talkers A - "I used a word in speaking to my wife 2329747
2814: Talkers In general those who have nothing 1326950
2815: Talking Machine Many a man who has suffered from tongue 2327265
2816: Talking Sense Darling," he asked, as he drew his fiancée closer 14329391
2817: Talking Sense Darling," he asked, as he drew his fiancée 14326938
2818: Tar And Feathers The victim of the Klu Klux Klan 2326856
2819: Tardiness You'll be late for supper, 2327140
2820: Tardiness How does it happen that you are five minutes 327193
2821: Tardiness Why is it you never get to the office 2327077
2822: Tardy Why is it you never get to the office on time 2329662
2823: Tariff Why not have an illuminated sign 1326914
2824: Taste It isn't wise for a painter to be too frank 5326715
2825: Taste A noted humorist once spent a few weeks 3326752
2826: Taste It's all a matter of taste, 1326674
2827: Taste The master of the house was hungry at breakfast, 2326905
2828: Teachers A rural school has a pretty girl 1326943
2829: Teachers Why did you break your engagement 2327173
2830: Teachers Among the youngsters belonging to a colege 4327204
2831: Teachers MOTHER - "The teacher complains 2327210
2832: Teachers There was a meeting of the new teachers 4327139
2833: Teachers TEACHER - "Now, Willie, where did you get 4327082
2834: Teachers Grave is the Master's look; his forehead wears 4327997
2835: Teaching The Young Idea Little Willie looked up from 1326761
2836: Teaching The Young Idea Dad, who was Mozart? 2327141
2837: Tears Two Irishmen who had just landed 5326851
2838: Tears The kind lady stopped to tell the sobbing 4326801
2839: Teeth There was an old man of Tarentum, 5327326
2840: Teeth Pat came to the office with his jaw 4327052
2841: Teeth An Irishman with one side of his face badly 4327142
2842: Teeth For there was never yet philosopher 2326980
2843: Telephone Two girls were talking over the wire. 3326734
2844: Telephone When Grover Cleveland's little girl 1327012
2845: Telephone New York Elks are having a lot of fun 11326923
2846: Telephone OPERATOR - "Number, please." 2326977
2847: Telephone A German woman called up Central 2327024
2848: Telephone In China when the subscriber rings 5326737
2849: Temper Hearing the crash of china Dinah's mistress 2327159
2850: Temperance A Boston deacon who was a zealous advocate 3328855
2851: Temperance Here's to a temperance supper, 4326697
2852: Temperance The best prohibition story of the season 1326831
2853: Temperance A Michigan citizen recently received a letter 4326927
2854: Temperance Abstinence is as easy 1326672
2855: Tender Memories Please tell me, James, 2326869
2856: Terminology When the bishop was entertained at an English 6326876
2857: Terminology The master of the house returned from 3326312
2858: Testimony Paul Smith, the famous hotel-keeper 5326608
2859: Testimony The grateful woman on the farm in Arkansas 2326508
2860: Testimony In one of the most desolate areas of Montana, 7326481
2861: Texas The bigness of Texas is evident from a cursory 7326962
2862: Texts In the Tennessee mountains a mountaineer preacher, 2326524
2863: Texts John D. Rockefeller, Jr., once asked a clergyman 5326886
2864: That Kind! Come, Dorothy," said her father impatiently, 2327092
2865: The Alleged Humorists I can read my husband 2326997
2866: The Brute! Mrs. Newlywed: "What does that 3326430
2867: The Cold I say, Madge, it's bitterly cold. 2327224
2868: The Consumer Inflamed Ever get any nice butter? 3326890
2869: The Difference She: "I'm so glad we're engaged. 3326326
2870: The Doctor The doctor has ordered her 3326491
2871: The Druggist's Turn The druggist danced and chortled 5326638
2872: The Fifth Affair. A man walks into a nightclub one night. 11330637
2873: The First Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. 5329275
2874: The Floor Held Did your watch stop when 2326877
2875: The Fourth Affair A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard 10328287
2876: The Gloomy Guest The best man noticed that one of the wedding guests, 3326445
2877: The Gloomy Guest Why did you take Meyerbeer 2326403
2878: The Gloomy Guest A well-known admiral--a stickler 1326747
2879: The Gloomy Guest First Little Girl: What's your last name, 2327097
2880: The Gloomy Guest Kloseman: I didn't see you 2327308
2881: The Gloomy Guest A Southern family had a coal-black 1326595
2882: The Gloomy Guest Dad (sternly): 3326734
2883: The Gloomy Guest Said the guest, upon approaching 1326998
2884: The Gloomy Guest A bumptious young American farmer went 1328193
2885: The Gloomy Guest Weary Willie slouched into the pawnshop 6326934
2886: The imperfect tense The imperfect tense in French 1326807
2887: The Jonah Now, children," said the Sunday-school teacher 2329614
2888: The Jonah Now, children," said the Sunday-school teacher, 2326982
2889: The New Appreciation Wife (habitué of the Ring, 1326742
2890: The New Appreciation Lady: "I've just been making my side 3327349
2891: The New Appreciation Employer (inspecting a very inflated bill for work): 3326738
2892: The New Appreciation Tourist: "Have you any cold meat?" 2326446
2893: The New Appreciation Lady: "If you please, Cook, 2327082
2894: The New Appreciation Small Boy (on being told by cousin 1326228
2895: The New Appreciation Master: "But why do you want 2326851
2896: The New Appreciation Artist (in desperation): 2326736
2897: The New Appreciation Well, Mollie, how do you like your new teacher? 2327049
2898: The New Appreciation Please, Mr. Grafto, the gentleman 1326695
2899: The New Appreciation Old Lady (interrogating her chauffeur's small boy): 2326771
2900: The New Appreciation Parent: "I should like you to have 2327034
2901: The New Appreciation Optimist: "Cheer up, old man. 2326873
2902: The Obstacle George: "I proposed to that girl 2326752
2903: The Poor Bolshie Tubthumper: Yaas, there didn't ought 1327176
2904: The possessor The possessor of the forty-dollar 2326530
2905: The Real Job What's this new conference 2326458
2906: The Road To----, Etc. Well, what are you sneering about? 2326920
2907: The Scotch A Scotsman is one who prays 1327046
2908: The Scotch It being the southerner's turn, 4326390
2909: The Scotch A Scottish minister, 3326813
2910: The Second Affair There was a middle aged couple 4328313
2911: The Secret The Man of Theory: "The great secret 2326522
2912: The Servant Problem Lady: "And why did your last mistress----" 6326669
2913: The Servant Problem Small Girl: "I wonder how old Joan is?" 2326785
2914: The Servant Problem Mother: "Well, dear, 4327062
2915: The Servant Problem Mollie, you haven't said your prayers. 3326768
2916: The Servant Problem Applicant for Situation: 1326753
2917: The Sixth Affair. Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, 8330375
2918: The Substitute A tourist at an hotel in Ireland asked 2328331
2919: The Substitute A tourist at an hotel 2326756
2920: The Third Affair A mortician was working late one night. 5328616
2921: The West EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) 4326979
2922: The West EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) 4326968
2923: The West EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) 4327016
2924: The Whole Truth Angus, a mason, was slipping out 3326696
2925: Theater Say, old man," chattered the press-agent 2327081
2926: Theater Why don't women have the same sense 2326437
2927: Theater It appears that at the rehearsal of a play, 3326620
2928: Theater Everybody has his own theater, 326898
2929: Theodore Roosevelt A delegation from Kansas visited Theodore Roosevelt 6327560
2930: They Wilt Which weeds are the easiest to kill? 2326377
2931: Thieves GEORGIA LAWYER (to colored prisoner) 4327036
2932: Thieves At a dinner given by the prime minister 5326694
2933: Thieves Senator "Bob" Taylor, of Tennessee, 6327170
2934: Thieves Did ye see as Jim got ten years' 2327186
2935: Thieves Some time ago a crowd of Bowery sports went 6326520
2936: Thieves In vain we call old notions fudge 4326485
2937: Thieves Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind; 2326595
2938: Thin People There was an old fellow named Green, 10327051
2939: Thirteen To One Just before the service the clergyman 3326822
2940: Threat The mother, who was a believer 2326462
2941: Thrift It was said of a certain village "innocent" 3326473
2942: Thrift The Mrs. never misses 4326886
2943: Thrift MCANDREWS (the chemist, at two A.M.) 2326513
2944: Thrift The foreman and his crew of bridgemen 8326334
2945: Thrift A certain workman, notorious for his 5328402
2946: Thrift A Highlander was summoned to the bedside 11326868
2947: Thrift The canny Scot wandered into the pharmacy. 4326385
2948: Thrift A Scotsman wishing to know his fate at once, 3326721
2949: Thrift Well, yes," said Old Uncle Lazzenberry, 1326731
2950: Thrift They sat each at an extreme end 9326428
2951: Thrift The coward calls himself cautious, 2326404
2952: Thrift A Scotchman was questioned by a friend: 3326773
2953: Thrift The thrifty housewife regarded her dying husband 2326595
2954: Tides A Kansan sat on the beach at Atlantic City watching 2326860
2955: Tides At a recent Confederate reunion in Charleston, 5326823
2956: Tides Nae man can 1326918
2957: Time Mrs. Hooligan was suffering from the common 1326791
2958: Time MRS. MURPHY - "Oi hear yer brother-in-law, 4326871
2959: Time A long-winded attorney was arguing 3326972
2960: Time A traveler, finding that he had a couple 3326756
2961: Time Frank comes into the house in a sorry plight. 5326533
2962: Time A well-known Bishop, while visiting 3326718
2963: Time There was a young woman named Sue, 5326360
2964: Time FATHER - "Mildred, if you disobey 4326830
2965: Time A northerner passing a rundown looking 2327625
2966: Time Time fleeth on, 6326860
2967: Time Dost thou love life? 1326317
2968: Time Flies The ardent lover heard the clock strike the hours 3326350
2969: Times a Changing How times have changed! 3326655
2970: Tips American travelers in Europe experience 6326534
2971: Tips Grant Alien relates that he was sitting 4327132
2972: Tips What do you consider the most important 2327050
2973: Tips In telling this one, Miss Glaser 5326496
2974: Tips A tip is a small sum of money 1326644
2975: Tit For Tat The prize bull-dog attacked a farmer, 3326477
2976: Titles Of Honor And Nobility An English lord was traveling through 4326616
2977: Titles Of Honor And Nobility Dean Stanley was once visiting 1327197
2978: Titles Of Honor And Nobility How did he get his title of colonel? 2326886
2979: Titles Of Honor And Nobility For titles do not reflect 1328888
2980: Titles Of Honor And Nobility I hope I shall always possess firmness 1326907
2981: To Be Sure Lily: "Harold proposed to me 2327047
2982: Tobacco Tobaccy wanst saved my life, 1326395
2983: Tobacco The native pointed with pride to two 3329696
2984: Toilette Details The little girl who had observed certain 4326573
2985: Tongue An old lady in the London parish of the famous 6326670
2986: Too Enthusiastic Wifey: "Henry, do you think me 3326480
2987: Too Good Well, Alice," said a Southern woman 4327220
2988: Too One-Sided What is the use of quarreling, 2326440
2989: Too Sad For That A tourist was chatting with the proprietor 4326797
2990: Too Sad For That The swain and his swainess had 1326719
2991: Too Sad For That Wife (enthusiastically): 2326307
2992: Too Smart A Chinaman entered a jeweller's in Liverpool 4328247
2993: Too True Screen Actress: I have a certificate 2326775
2994: Tough On The Senator The Senator was back home, 3326343
2995: Tour The sweet young thing was being 5326607
2996: Trade Unions CHAIRMAN OF THE COMMITTEE - "Is this the place 3327136
2997: Tramps LADY - "Can't you find work?" 4326791
2998: Transmutation Fred Stone, of Montgomery and Stone fame, 1326605
2999: Travelers An American tourist, who was stopping 1326682
3000: Travelers A gentleman whose travel-talks 5326668
3001: Travelers Two young Americans touring Italy 3326805
3002: Travelers Mr. Hiram Jones had just returned 4326408
3003: Travelers A number of tourists were recently 4326636
3004: Travelers An American tourist hailing from the west 3326673
3005: Travelers On one of the famous scenic routes 5327229
3006: Travelers Know most of the rooms of thy native 3326883
3007: Treachery The Italian workman in the West was warned 2326275
3008: Treason It was during the Parnell agitation 2326981
3009: Treason Treason doth never prosper: 2326478
3010: Treasure Trove 4326672
3011: Trees CURIOUS CHARLEY - "Do nuts grow on trees, father?" 4326629
3012: Trial The colored man was before the court, 4326536
3013: Triangles Triangles are of three kinds 1326768
3014: Trigonometry A prisoner was brought before a police magistrate. 3327144
3015: Triplets When the domestic event was due, 2326283
3016: Tripped The shaded lights, music in the distance, 8326291
3017: Trouble What is the trouble, wifey?" 3326404
3018: Trouble It was married men's night at the revival meeting. 5326430
3019: Trouble JUDGE - "Your innocence is proved. You are acquitted." 2327161
3020: Trouble A friend of mine, returning to his home 8326778
3021: Trouble If you want to forget 1326375
3022: Trouble Never bear more than one kind 1326772
3023: Troubles Of The New-Poor George, will you go and speak 1326869
3024: Troubles Of The New-Poor I hear you've taken up golf. 2326834
3025: Troubles Of The New-Poor Small Boy (walking round links with his father): 5326211
3026: Troubles Of The New-Poor Small Boy (toying with dull blanc-mange): 1326469
3027: Troublesome Customer A woman who had visited every department 3326801
3028: Troublesome Customer Officer (to sailor who has 2326615
3029: Troublesome Customer Steward: Can I do anything for you, sir? 2326343
3030: Troublesome Customer Lady (to box office manager): 1326972
3031: Troublesome Customer Box Office Manager: "You Never 2326754
3032: Troublesome Customer Village Idiot: Beg pardon, mam, 1326879
3033: Troublesome Customer Employer (rebuking employee for slackness): 2326795
3034: Troublesome Customer Sympathetic Lady: What's the matter 4326583
3035: True To Life Sandy had been photographed, 6326729
3036: Trusts A trust is known 1326980
3037: Trusts TOMPKINS - "Ventley has received a million dollars 3326500
3038: Truth There was a young lady named Ruth, 5326648
3039: Truth Women do not really like 1326596
3040: Truth Nature ... has buried 1327167
3041: Truth Tis strange - but true; 1326446
3042: Truth-Tellers The little girl evidently appreciated the fact 15326757
3043: Turkeys Ah," says the Christmas guest. 2326543
3044: Tutors A tutor who tooted a flute 5327542
3045: Twins Faith, Mrs. O'Hara, 2326978
3046: Typographical Error The woman lecturing on dress reform was greatly 4326414
3047: Typographical Error The poet, in a fine frenzy, 4326421
3048: Typographical Error The critic, in his review of the burlesque, wrote: 3326793
3049: Umbrellas A man left his umbrella in the stand 1327165
3050: Umbrellas A reputable citizen had left four umbrellas 4326801
3051: Umbrellas That's a swell umbrella you carry. 4327004
3052: Umbrellas One day a man exhibited a handsome umbrella. 1326866
3053: Value The trouble with father, 3327004
3054: Value Yes," said the old man to his visitor, 2327167
3055: Values An American girl who married a Bavarian 3327076
3056: Vanity MCGORRY - "I'll buy yez no new hat, 2326905
3057: Vanity Of course," said a suffragette lecturer, 1327085
3058: Vanity A New York woman of great beauty 4327079
3059: Vanity That which makes the 1327248
3060: Vanity The fair penitent explained to the confessor 3327027
3061: Versatility A clergyman who advertised 5327056
3062: Victory That celebrated statue, the Winged Victory, 2327064
3063: Voice A lanky country youth entered the crossroads 3326971
3064: Voice ASPIRING VOCALIST - "Professor, do you think 2327171
3065: Voice The devil hath not, in all his quiver's choice, 2326829
3066: Wages Me gotta da good job, 1326910
3067: Wages Commenting on the comparatively small 2327427
3068: Wages A certain prominent lawyer of Toronto 5328389
3069: Wages While an Irishman was gazing in the window 5326946
3070: Wages The difference between wages and salary is 1326996
3071: Wages The ideal social state is not that 1326888
3072: Wake Up Call The bellboy of the Welcome Hotel 1326993
3073: Wants Her Rights He: "There is nothing 2327255
3074: Wants Her Rights And are you a good needlewoman 2326883
3075: War Flag of truce, Excellency. 3327091
3076: War If you favor war, dig a trench in your backyard, 1326760
3077: War Who are those people who are cheering? 2327101
3078: War He who did well in war, 2327045
3079: War A great and lasting war can 1327069
3080: War A report has come from Mexico concerning 5326936
3081: War How do countries come to go to war? 13326674
3082: War At our entry into the World War, 9327068
3083: Warm Kiss Papa: "Why did you permit young Gaybird 2327096
3084: Warnings Pietro had drifted down to Florida 3327201
3085: Warnings Pietro had drifted down to Florida 3326887
3086: Wasps The wasp cannot speak, 1326823
3087: Waste The automobile rushed down the road 1326742
3088: Waste A Boston physician tells of the case 5328442
3089: Wealth If you want to make a living you 1327103
3090: Wealth The traditional fool and his money 1326863
3091: Wealth He that is proud of riches is a fool. 1327020
3092: Weather How did you find the weather in London? 2326907
3093: Weather An American and a Scotsman were discussing 4327909
3094: Weather Two commercial travelers, 4327071
3095: Weather Ex-President Taft on one of his trips 5327003
3096: Weather On the way to the office of his publishers 2326729
3097: Weather The darky in question had simmered 5327330
3098: Weather There was a small boy in Quebec, 5326791
3099: Weather Sunshine is delicious, 1326795
3100: Weather The old colored attendant at the court house 6326708
3101: Wedding Anniversaries Uncle Ephraim had put on a clean 7327060
3102: Wedding Declared Off John Willie (pleadingly): 4327311
3103: Wedding Presents Among the presents lately showered upon 4326972
3104: Weddings An actor who was married recently 1327050
3105: Weddings A wealthy young woman from the west 3326876
3106: Weddings The best man noticed that one of the wedding guests, 3326598
3107: Weddings The curate of a large and fashionable church 4326847
3108: Weddings Lilly May came to her mistress. 5326938
3109: Weddings 4326820
3110: Weddings In all the wedding cake, 1326790
3111: Weight Jazz: "My girl told me she weighed 3326721
3112: Weights And Measures Didn't I tell ye to feed that cat 6327102
3113: Welcomes When Ex-President Taft was on his 1327070
3114: Welcomes Come in the evening, or come in the morning, 4327149
3115: Welcomes Come in the evening, or come in the morning, 4326903
3116: Welcomes Come in the evening, or come in the morning, 4327001
3117: Whales At the time when petroleum began 2326707
3118: What Did He Mean? A merchant in a Wisconsin town 4326548
3119: What He Preferred And did you say you preferred 5326661
3120: What He Preferred He was one of the few remaining 5327024
3121: Whiskers An elderly man was on his way home 2326473
3122: Whisky This is from an Irish priest's sermon, 1326734
3123: Whisky In a recent trial of a "bootlegger" 3326488
3124: Whisky eneral Carter, who went to Texas in command 1327198
3125: Whispering James, have you whispered 4327008
3126: Why He Picked Pictish An English mother was visiting 5326470
3127: Why We Love Children A small boy is sent to his bed by his father 13330572
3128: Why We Love Children 2 An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, 2331898
3129: Why We Love Children 3 One summer evening during a voilent thunderstorm, 3329994
3130: Why, Indeed The Husband: "Why is it that women always say, 2326520
3131: Why, Indeed Madge: "Have you given Jack 2326908
3132: Widow One of the ladies assembled at the club 5326522
3133: Widow A widow visited a spiritualistic medium, 7326756
3134: Widowhood During the parade at the last encampment 2326492
3135: Widows During the course of conversation between 2326595
3136: Wife A young skeptic in the congregation 4326761
3137: Wild Women The old sea captain was surrounded 4326419
3138: William Howard Taft When Mr. Taft was on his campaigning tour 4326555
3139: William Howard Taft One morning a few summers ago President Taft, 2326615
3140: William the Conqueror The Aristocrat (returning to school): 330584
3141: Wills Vell, Ikey, my poy, 3327021
3142: Wind VISITOR - "What became of that other 2327506
3143: Wind Whichever way the wind doth blow 4326717
3144: Windfalls A Nebraska man was carried forty miles 1326846
3145: Wine When our thirsty souls we steep, 24326614
3146: Wisdom During a conversation between an Irishman 4328262
3147: Wisdom It's a wise child that goes out of the room 1326487
3148: Wisdom During a conversation between an Irishman and a Jew, 4326546
3149: Wishes George Washington drew a long sigh 7327167
3150: Wishes Man wants but little here below 8327056
3151: With A Reservation Miss Smith--Belinda, 4326550
3152: Witnesses The trouble is," said Wilkins as 2326638
3153: Witnesses On his eighty-fourth birthday, 3326868
3154: Wives Father," said a little boy, 3326948
3155: Wives A charitable lady was reading the Old Testament 4328641
3156: Wives CASEY - "Now, phwat wu'u'd ye do in a case loike thot?" 3326856
3157: Wives Governor Vardaman, of Mississippi, 19327176
3158: Wives A wife is a woman who is expected 1326956
3159: Wives What are you cutting out of the paper? 4326964
3160: Wives A woman missionary in China was taking 13326566
3161: Wives PAT - "I hear your woife is sick, Moike." 4327035
3162: Wives SON - "Say, mama, father broke 3326638
3163: Wives Because a fellow has six talking machines, 1327150
3164: Wives It was a wizened little man who 3326357
3165: Wives Harry, love," exclaimed Mrs. Knowall 20326841
3166: Wives By jove, I left my purse under the pillow! 3326829
3167: Wives There swims no goose so gray, 2326495
3168: Wives A clerk showed forty patterns of ginghams 2326592
3169: Wives Maids are May when they are maids, 1326807
3170: Wives In the election of a wife, as in 3326500
3171: Wives Of earthly goods, 2327126
3172: Wives What's the matter with Smith? 2326441
3173: Woman Woman - the only sex which 1326702
3174: Woman How very few statues there are of real women. 4326672
3175: Woman Oh, woman! in our hours of ease 6327066
3176: Woman MISS SCRIBBLE-"The heroine of my next story 2326411
3177: Woman You are a dear, sweet girl, 3326808
3178: Woman Here's to man - he can afford 1326608
3179: Woman Here's to the soldier and his arms, 4326636
3180: Woman Most Southerners are gallant. 2326486
3181: Woman Here's to the maid of bashful fifteen; 8326557
3182: Woman Here's to the ladies, the good, young ladies; 5326675
3183: Woman When a woman repulses, 1326704
3184: Woman The young woman had spent a busy day. 4326348
3185: Woman I am very fond of the company 1327364
3186: Woman Auld Nature swears, the lovely dears 4326667
3187: Woman Not from his head was woman took, 6326970
3188: Woman A cynic, considering the fact that women 1326670
3189: Woman The following extract is from the diary 3326767
3190: Woman The little girl reported at home 2326337
3191: Woman Suffrage WOMAN VOTER - "Now, I may as well 1326616
3192: Woman Suffrage Kate Douglas Wiggin was asked recently 1327084
3193: Woman Suffrage MR. E.N. QUIRE - "What are those women 2326821
3194: Woman Suffrage Did you cast your vote, Aunty? 2327475
3195: Woman Suffrage Does your wife want to vote? 2326873
3196: Woman Suffrage What you want, I suppose, 2326561
3197: Woman Suffrage There's only one thing I can think 3326455
3198: Woman Suffrage MAMIE - "I believe in woman's rights." 3327153
3199: Woman Suffrage During the Presidential campaign 5326471
3200: Woman Suffrage During the agitation in behalf of woman's suffrage, 4326434
3201: Work All work and no play 2326924
3202: Work Wot cheer, Alf? Yer lookin' 4326537
3203: Work Several men were discussing the relative 6327283
3204: Worms A country girl was home from college 3326877
3205: Wrong Brother A wealthy gentleman has a brother 5326740
3206: Yale University The new cook, who had come into the 4326938
3207: Yonkers An American took an Englishman 2326928
3208: You Here's to the world, the merry old world, 4326778
3209: You Know You Are Living In 2007 When.... You accidentally key your password 38329574
3210: You Know You're in an Australian Summer when: The best parking place is determined 15331087
3211: Zones TEACHER - "How many zones has the earth?" 4327081




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