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1: Man-like is it to fall into sin, Fiend-like is it to dwell therein, Christ-like is it for sin to grieve, God-like is it all sin to leave. - Friedrich von Logan. Now," said the clergyman 2174352
2: A Bad Case Rather absent-minded, isn't he? 4176393
3: A Bad Night The boy who had "made good" 3176042
4: A Chance Lost Who was the originator of the 2176117
5: A Chance Lost He: "I never knew until to-day 2175976
6: A Circle A circle is a line 1177388
7: A Close Call Pat was a simple country yokel 3175775
8: A Close Call Breathless Visitor: Doctor, 2175897
9: A Close Call They were talking over the days 1175683
10: A Consoling Thought Belated Traveller (surprised by a bull 1176203
11: A Dreadful Possibility Elsie: "When is my birthday, Mother?" 3175359
12: A Friend In Need What true friendship consists in depends on 3177219
13: A Friend In Need What true friendship consists in depends 3175952
14: A Future Financier Ma," exclaimed young Teddie, 3175917
15: A Good Actor Neighbour: "I hear that you 2175971
16: A Good Match Proprietor: "What made that customer 2176011
17: A Good Plan She: "The Burrowes are having their 2175783
18: A Great Athlete Micky Bryan and Patsy Kelly had been schoolmates together, 7175686
19: A Great Light The skipper was examining 7175845
20: A Humbling Sight An old Scotchwoman, who had resisted 6176321
21: A Humbling Sight Dollie: Yes, Miss Fethers 2175677
22: A Level-Headed Car Irate Motorist: "Say, 2175528
23: A Linguist She is one of the most remarkable 3175852
24: A Lovers' Quarrel George: "Why don't Jack and Laura 2175814
25: A Magic Healer During an exciting game of football a player 4177148
26: A Magic Healer During an exciting game of football 4175861
27: A Monastery A Monastery is 1176805
28: A Natural Picture A man and his eldest son went to have their photographs 2177102
29: A Natural Picture A man and his eldest son went 2175781
30: A Noble Aim She: "Have you heard anything 2175665
31: A Qualified Statement Well! we've missed that confounded train. 2176096
32: A Qualified Statement The Count: "I weesh to marry your daughtaire, 3175292
33: A Qualified Statement I suppose your landlord asks 2175522
34: A Qualified Statement Mother (to little girl 2175507
35: A Qualified Statement It's funny that you should be so tall. 2175674
36: A Qualified Statement Urchin (contemptuously): 2175744
37: A Question Of Locality Bobby," said the lady in the tramcar, 2175997
38: A Solution The Mistress: "Oh, Jane, 2175630
39: A Soothing Effect Do you miss your husband 2175640
40: A Subtle Distinction I say--come and dance. 2176111
41: A Subtle Distinction Specialist (to patient suffering from insomnia): 2175570
42: A Subtle Distinction Neighbor (bearer of message, to billiard enthusiast): 1175689
43: A Subtle Distinction Joan (whose mother has just bought her a pair of woolen gloves): 1175738
44: A Subtle Distinction Lady (to applicant for situation as cook): 2175965
45: A Subtle Distinction Father: "Look here, Billy, 2175731
46: A Subtle Distinction Artist (condescendingly): 2175614
47: A Touch Of Dutch Courage A new priest at his first mass was so nervous 20178215
48: A Wonder! That fellow Jones is a hard-headed cuss, 3175699
49: A Young Philosopher Mamma! 3176315
50: Ability Pa," said little Joe, 3175968
51: Abolition He was a New Yorker visiting in a South Carolina 5175823
52: Absent-minded We will take as our text this morning, 1174354
53: Absent-Mindedness WIFE - "I consider, John, 2174341
54: Absentmindedness 1 The man of the house finally took 3177997
55: Absentmindedness 2 The absentminded inventor perfected 2174689
56: Absentmindedness 3 The professor, who was famous for the wool-gathering of his wits 4174273
57: Absentmindedness 4 The clergyman, absorbed in thinking out a sermon 4174425
58: Absentmindedness 5 The most absent-minded of clergymen was a Methodist minister 1174813
59: Accidents The late Dr. Henry Thayer, 2174144
60: Accidents Help! Help!" cried an Italian laborer 7174090
61: Accidents There once was a lady from Guam, 5173959
62: Accidents BRICKLAYER (to mate, who had just had a hodful 1174297
63: Accidents A preacher had ordered a load of hay 6174213
64: Accidents There was an old Miss from Antrim, 5174465
65: Accidents There was a young lady named Hannah, 12174068
66: Acquaintance The Scotchman who ran a livery was asked by a tourist 2175088
67: Acting Hopkinson Smith tells a characteristic story 2174164
68: Acting In a North of England town recently a company 2174105
69: Acting Suit the action to the word, 1174006
70: Acting To wake the soul by tender strokes of art, 5174371
71: Actors The tragedian had just signed a contract 2174442
72: Actors And Actresses An "Uncle Tom's Cabin" company was starting 3174136
73: Actors And Actresses When William H. Crane was younger 6174298
74: Actors And Actresses LEADING MAN IN TRAVELING COMPANY - "We play Hamlet 6174255
75: Actors And Actresses HE - "But what reason have you 3174308
76: Actors And Actresses The hero of the play, after putting up 6173986
77: Actors And Actresses Mrs. Minnie Maddern Fiske, the actress, 4174247
78: Actors And Actresses Orlando Day, a fourth-rate actor in London, 12174311
79: Actors And Actresses Twinkle, twinkle, lovely star! 4174191
80: Adam And Eve The little girl reported at home what 2176651
81: Adaptation I know a nature-faker, 2174474
82: Addresses In a large store a child, 1173925
83: Addresses An Englishman went into his local library 2174682
84: Advertising The editor of the local paper was unable to secure 8174275
85: Advertising Not long ago a patron of a café in Chicago 5174444
86: Advertising Advertising costs me a lot of money. 3174226
87: Advertising When Mark Twain, in his early days, 2174379
88: Advertising Good Heavens, man! 2174447
89: Advertising Paderewski arrived in a small western town 7174185
90: Advertising Shortly after Raymond Hitchcock made his first 11174025
91: Advertising Advertisements are of great use to the vulgar. 1174049
92: Advice Her exalted rank did not give Queen Victoria 2174315
93: Advice Many receive advice, 1174594
94: Aeronautics A flea and a fly in a flue, 5174316
95: Aeronautics The impression that men will never 1174481
96: Aeroplanes Mother, may I go aeroplane? 4174345
97: Aeroplanes Harry N. Atwood, the noted aviator, 3174476
98: Aeroplanes A genius who once did aspire 5174077
99: Affection There are as many aspects of grief as there are persons to mourn. 2174445
100: After Dinner Speeches A Frenchman once remarked: 2174238
101: After Dinner Speeches Every rose has its thorn 4174400
102: After Dinner Speeches Joseph Chamberlain was the guest of honor 1174420
103: After Dinner Speeches Friend," said one immigrant to another, 3174141
104: After Dinner Speeches When Daniel got into the lions' den 1174599
105: After Dinner Speeches Joseph H. Choate and Chauncey Depew were invited to a dinner. 2176485
106: After Dinner Speeches Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story: 6174546
107: After Dinner Speeches Mark Twain and Chauncey M. Depew once went abroad 3174209
108: Age The woman confessed to her crony: 2174481
109: Age The good die young. 1174093
110: Age How old are you, Tommy?" asked a caller. 2174043
111: Age How effusively sweet that Mrs. Blondey is to you, 4174293
112: Age As every southerner knows, 5174051
113: Age When "Bob" Burdette was addressing the graduating class 1174047
114: Age THE PARSON (about to improve the golden hour) 2174460
115: Age A well-meaning Washington florist 4174176
116: Age A small boy who had recently passed his fifth birthday 2174292
117: Age The late John Bigelow, the patriarch of diplomats and authors, 4173885
118: Age A wise man never puts away 1174546
119: Age To the old, long life and treasure; 2173911
120: Age Youth is a blunder; 1174219
121: Age We do not count a man's years, 1174247
122: Age To be seventy years young 1174238
123: Agents John, whatever induced you to buy 2174381
124: Agriculture A farmer, according to this definition, 1174071
125: Agriculture In certain parts of the west, 5174330
126: Agriculture They used to have a farming rule 6174028
127: Agriculture Blessed be agriculture! 1174523
128: Agriculture When tillage begins, 1177116
129: Alarm Clocks MIKE (in bed, to alarm-clock as it goes off) 1174302
130: Alertness Alert?" repeated a congressman, 1174189
131: Alibi The mother called in vain for her young son. 4174389
132: Alibi A party of Manila army women were returning in an auto 4174416
133: Alimony What is alimony, ma? 174428
134: Alimony The proof of the wedding 1174236
135: All Brains A gentleman who was walking through 4174116
136: All In One Breath Wife: "I'm afraid you'll think me 1174123
137: Allowances Why don't you give your wife an allowance? 2174096
138: Altruism WILLIE - "Pa!" 5174218
139: Altruism There was once a remarkably kind boy 9174047
140: Ambition Oliver Herford sat next to a soulful poetess 4174402
141: Ambition Hubby," said the observant wife, 4174049
142: Ambition The chief end of a man in New York 1174454
143: Ambition When you are aspiring to the highest place, 1173979
144: Ambition The man who seeks one thing in life, and but one, 5174093
145: American Girl Here's to the dearest 12174013
146: Americans Eugene Field was at a dinner in London 8174299
147: Americansz You can always tell the English, 4174124
148: Amnesty The nurse at the front regarded the wounded soldier with a puzzled frown. 3174486
149: Amusements A newspaper thus defined amusements: 2174235
150: Amusements I wish that my room had a floor; 5174180
151: Amusements I am a great friend to public amusements; 1174383
152: An Actor Pa, what's an actor? 2174497
153: An Alias Miss Hen: "I demand an explanation! 2174144
154: An Alias Lady (to prospective daily housemaid): 2174566
155: An Argument This theory about fish being brain food 3173933
156: An Error In Judgment Mother: "What! Have you been 2173839
157: An Extensive Love She: "They say that he fairly 2174200
158: Anatomy The little boy, sent to the butcher shop, 2174394
159: Anatomy TOMMY - "My gran'pa wuz in th' civil war, 3174037
160: Anatomy They thought more of the Legion of Honor 10173996
161: Anatomy Anatomy is the human body, 1174870
162: Ancestry A western buyer is inordinately proud of the fact 5174225
163: Ancestry In a speech in the Senate on Hawaiian affairs, 4173915
164: Ancestry Signor Marconi, in an interview in Washington, 5174151
165: Ancestry Gerald," said the young wife, 3174352
166: Ancestry My ancestors came over in the 'Mayflower. 2174158
167: Ancestry When in England, Governor Foss, 1173942
168: Ancestry People will not look forward to posterity, 1174538
169: Ancestry From yon blue heavens above us bent, 3174049
170: And They Say Women are Stubborn and Expensive Oil Change Instructions 57192075
171: Anger Charlie and Nancy had quarreled. 4174250
172: Anger When a husband loses his temper 1174148
173: Anger It is easy enough to restrain 1176886
174: Anniversaries MRS. JONES - "Does your husband remember your wedding anniversary?" 2174136
175: Answered She: "And what would 2174309
176: Antidotes Suppose," asked the professor in chemistry, 2174095
177: Apologizing Oh! Are you really a mind-reader? 3174388
178: Appearance Little Willie came home in a sad state. 4174843
179: Appearance The cross-eyed man at the ball bowed with courtly grace, and said: 4174344
180: Appearance What sort of an appearing man is he? 2174303
181: Appearances How fat and well your little boy looks. 2174348
182: Appetite The young man applied to the manager of the entertainment museum 18174926
183: Appetite Daniel Webster was the guest at dinner of a solicitous hostess 2174668
184: Appetite It was shortly after Thanksgiving Day that someone asked the little boy 2174301
185: Applause A certain theatrical troupe, 7175052
186: Applause Applause is the spur of noble minds, 1174443
187: Applause O Popular Applause! what heart of man 1174943
188: Applicant Prospective Employer: I suppose you have 2174056
189: Appreciation The distinguished actor had a large photograph of Wordsworth 6174183
190: Arbitration International A war was going on, and one day, 5174281
191: Argument Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, 3174409
192: Arithmetic He seems to be very clever. 2174202
193: Arithmetic SONNY - "Aw, pop, I don't wanter study arithmetic." 2174153
194: Arithmetic TEACHER - "Now, Johnny, suppose I should borrow 2174693
195: Arithmetic See how I can count, mama, 1174234
196: Arithmetic Two old salts who had spent most of their lives 6173893
197: Armies A new volunteer at a national guard 15174342
198: Armies The battle was going against him. 3174256
199: Armies An army officer decided to see for himself 4174131
200: Armies A war is a fearful thing," said Mr. Dolan. 2174190
201: Army Rations The colonel of a volunteer regiment camping 5174214
202: Army Rations On the occasion of the annual encampment 4174430
203: Arranged To Fit Elsie: "Mummy! if I wuz a fairy 3174382
204: Art An American tourist and his wife, 2174396
205: Art The Yankee tourist described glowingly the statue of a beautiful woman 2174257
206: Art Tell me, does your husband snore? 4174659
207: Art The packer from Chicago admired a picture by Rosa Bonheur. 5174674
208: Art There was an old sculptor named Phidias, 5174113
209: Art The friend had dropped in to see D'Auber, 3174375
210: Art A young artist once persuaded Whistler to come 3174163
211: Art The amateur artist was painting sunset, 4174373
212: Art Art is indeed not the bread 1174354
213: Art Now nature is not at variance with art, 1174265
214: Art And Nature Husband: "What was that you were playing, 5174013
215: Artists ARTIST - "I'd like to devote my last picture to a charitable purpose." 2174215
216: Artists Wealth has its penalties. 2174503
217: Artists CRITIC - "By George, old chap, 3175935
218: Artists He that seeks popularity in art 1174270
219: Athletes The caller's eye had caught the photograph 7174229
220: Athletics The sister spoke admiringly to the collegian who 4174397
221: Attention The supervisor of a school was trying to prove 6173982
222: Attorney and the Doctor Doctor, before you preformed the autopsy, 16176499
223: Authors A woman lion-hunter entertained a dinner party 2174643
224: Authors The following is a recipe for an author: 5174442
225: Authors Oscar Wilde, upon hearing one of Whistler's 1173953
226: Authors THE AUTHOR - "Would you advise me 2173910
227: Authors AMBITIOUS AUTHOR - "Hurray! Five dollars for my latest story, 3174072
228: Authors A lady who had arranged an authors' reading 2174025
229: Authors An ambitious young man called upon a publisher 3174208
230: Authors So you have had a long siege of nervous prostration? 2174097
231: Authors Mark Twain at a dinner at the Authors' Club said: 1174402
232: Authors An American friend of Edmond Rostand says 7174064
233: Authors George W. Cable, the southern writer, 3174320
234: Authors Brief History of a Successful Author: 1174442
235: Authors It took me nearly ten years to learn that I couldn't write stories. 3174283
236: Authors I dream my stories, 2174373
237: Authors The five-year-old son of James Oppenheim, 1174247
238: Authors William Dean Howells is the kindliest 3174078
239: Authors James Oliver Curwood, a novelist, 2174218
240: Authors Tried to skin me, that scribbler did! 3174090
241: Authors At a London dinner recently the conversation turned 3174068
242: Authors There is probably no hell for authors 1174266
243: Authors A thought upon my forehead, 8174256
244: Authors That writer does the most, 1174467
245: Authors Habits of close attention, thinking heads, 4174175
246: Authors The author who speaks about his 1174332
247: Automobiles TEACHER - "If a man saves $2 a week, 2174495
248: Automobiles How fast is your car, Jimpson? 2174364
249: Automobiles What is the name of your automobile? 4174131
250: Automobiles What little boy can tell me the difference 4174224
251: Automobiles Do you have much trouble with your automobile? 2174197
252: Automobiles A little "Brush" chugged painfully up to the gate of a race track. 5174400
253: Automobiles Autos rush in where..... 1174115
254: Automobiling Sorry, gentlemen," said the new constable, 3174130
255: Automobiling Two street pedlers in Bradford, 1174020
256: Automobiling It was very romantic, 3174062
257: Automobiling What you want to do is to have that mudhole 2174001
258: Automobiling The old lady from the country and her small son 3173997
259: Automobiling What makes you carry that horrible shriek 1174228
260: Automobiling In certain sections of West Virginia 4173936
261: Aviation The aviator's wife was taking her first trip 4174210
262: Aviation AVIATOR (to young assistant, 2174085
263: Aviation When Claude Grahame-White the famous aviator, 5173860
264: Aviators Little drops in water 4174568
265: Aviators Are you an experienced aviator? 2174412
266: Babies The visiting Englishman, with an eyeglass screwed to his eye, 3174615
267: Babies The teacher had explained to the class that the Indian women 4174347
268: Baccalaureate Sermons PROUD FATHER - "Rick, my boy, 3174341
269: Bacteria There once were some learned M.D.'s, 5175022
270: Bacteria Two doctors met in the hall of the hospital. 5174240
271: Bad Both Ways Dobb: "What's that piece of cord 2174295
272: Badges Mrs. Philpots came panting downstairs 10174434
273: Baggage An Aberdonian went to spend a few days 1174263
274: Baggage Johnnie Poe, one of the famous Princeton football family, 5174295
275: Bait A gentleman strolling alongside a canal observed 4174779
276: Baldness A patient complained to the doctor that his hair was coming out. 3174696
277: Baldness One mother who still considers Marcel waves 3174266
278: Baldness Were any of your boyish ambitions 2174624
279: Baldness Congressman Longworth is not gifted with much hair, 5174766
280: Baldness O, Mother, why are the men 2174414
281: Baldness The costumer came forward to attend 5174224
282: Baldness United States Senator Ollie James, 5174352
283: Baldness A near-sighted old lady at a dinner-party, 1174487
284: Banks And Banking During a financial panic, 3174340
285: Banks And Banking She advanced to the paying teller's window and, 4174771
286: Banks And Banking FRIEND - "So you're going to make it hot 174329
287: Baptism On the way to the baptism, the baby somehow loosened 9174859
288: Baptism The aged negro clergyman announced solemnly from the pulpit: 2174702
289: Baptism A revival was being held at a small colored 6174593
290: Baptists The old colored man left the Methodist Church 2174438
291: Baptists An old colored man first joined the Episcopal Church, 2174426
292: Baptists A Methodist negro exhorter shouted: 1174300
293: Bargains MANAGER (five-and-ten-cent store) 2174361
294: Bargains Hades," said the lady.... 1174769
295: Bargains Newell Dwight Hillis, the now famous New York preacher 2174252
296: Bargains My wife and myself are trying to get up 3174369
297: Baseball The teacher directed the class to write a brief 2174685
298: Baseball A run in time saves the nine. 2174393
299: Baseball Plague take that girl! 3174452
300: Baseball When Miss Cheney, one of the popular teachers 3174219
301: Baths And Bathing The only unoccupied room in the hotel 3174184
302: Baths And Bathing RURAL CONSTABLE-"Now then, 2174345
303: Baths And Bathing A woman and her brother lived alone 2174238
304: Baths And Bathing In one of the lesser Indian hill 8174287
305: Battle Teacher: "In which of his battles 2174969
306: Bazars Once upon a time a deacon who did not favor church bazars 3174270
307: Beards There was an old man with a beard, 5174342
308: Bears The old trapper was chased by a grizzly. 2174642
309: Bears The guide introduced a tourist in the Rocky Mountains 4174575
310: Beauty If eyes were made for seeing, 2174509
311: Beauty A thing of beauty is a joy forever; 5174485
312: Beauty, Personal In good looks I am not a star. 5174227
313: Beauty, Personal Shine yer boots, sir? 5175050
314: Beauty, Personal A farmer returning home late at night, 6174576
315: Beauty, Personal The senator and the major were walking up the avenue. 3174213
316: Beauty, Personal Pat, thinking to enliven the party, 3174116
317: Beauty, Personal ARTHUR - "They say dear, 2173949
318: Beauty, Personal In the negro car of a railway train 3174002
319: Beauty, Personal Little dabs of powder, 4174277
320: Beauty, Personal He kissed her on the cheek, 4174128
321: Beauty, Personal MOTHER (to inquisitive child) 2173755
322: Beauty, Personal One day, while walking with a friend 1174002
323: Beauty, Personal What a homely woman! 3174351
324: Beauty, Personal Beauty is worse than wine; 1174202
325: Beds A western politician tells the following story 4173926
326: Beer The father of a school boy in New York City 3174235
327: Beer The new soda clerk was a mystery, 2174025
328: Beer A man to whom illness was chronic, 5174475
329: Bees TEACHER - "Tommy, do you know 2174232
330: Beetles Now doth the frisky June Bug 12174188
331: Beggars The cultured maid servant announced to her mistress, 4174371
332: Begging THE "ANGEL" (about to give a beggar a dime) 2174539
333: Begging MAN - "Is there any reason why I 2173961
334: Begging MILLIONAIRE (to ragged beggar) 2173858
335: Begging Once, while Bishop Talbot, 6173819
336: Begging To get thine ends, 2173780
337: Begging Well, whiles I am a beggar I will rail 4174143
338: Beginners A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab. 4174247
339: Betrothal The cook, Nora, had announced her engagement 6174299
340: Betrothal The delinquent laggard swain had been telling 5174229
341: Better Unsaid Cholly Lyttlebrayne: "Yes, the doctors 2174239
342: Betting The officers' mess was discussing rifle shooting. 12173842
343: Betting Two old cronies went into a drug store 4173926
344: Bible Interpretation Miss Jane, did Moses have the same after-dinner 3174051
345: Bible Interpretation Mr. Preacher," said a white man to a colored minister 2176430
346: Bible Verse Ethel," said the bishop, 4174166
347: Bicycle A young lady who was inspecting bicycles 5174338
348: Bigamy What is the penalty for bigamy? 2174204
349: Bigamy The man was weak and naturally unlucky, 2173982
350: Bigamy There once was an old man of Lyme. 5173983
351: Bigamy Bigamy is when 1174752
352: Bills The proverb, "Where there's a will there's a way..... 1174170
353: Bills YOUNG DOCTOR - "Why do you always ask your patients 2174175
354: Bills Farmer Gray kept summer boarders. 5174364
355: Bills PATIENT (angrily) 2174263
356: Bills At the bedside of a patient who was a noted humorist, 3174212
357: Bills Thank Heaven, those bills are got rid of, 3174297
358: Birth The little girl in the zoölogical park tossed bits 4173980
359: Birthdays When a man has a birthday he takes a day off, 1174586
360: Black Superstition Architect: "Have you any suggestions 2173799
361: Blessing The philosopher, on being interrupted 1173939
362: Blind A shopkeeper with no conscience put by his door 2174311
363: Blind Prostitute Woman laid on road on motorway 1180220
364: Blindness The sympathetic and inquisitive old lady at the seashore 3174014
365: Blockhead The recruit complained to the sergeant 2174168
366: Blonde Joke A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. 9177305
367: Blonde Joke How do you drown a blonde? 2175090
368: Blood Relations Actor: "Are these poor relations 2174119
369: Blue Blood Mrs. Profiteer: "Is this a pedigree dog?" 2174304
370: Blue Blood Small Bridesmaid (loudly, in middle of ceremony): 1173944
371: Blue Blood Small Girl: "To-day's my mummy's 2174123
372: Blue Blood Wot's a minimum wage, Albert? 2173967
373: Blue Blood Office Boy (anxious to go to football match): 3174011
374: Blue Blood Minister's Wife: "My husband was asking 2174412
375: Blue Blood Two mistakes here, 2173718
376: Blue Blood Mistress: "Oh, cook, 2173999
377: Blue Blood Gushing Lady: "Yes, she's married 2174174
378: Blue Blood Mother: "Augustus, you naughty boy, 2173640
379: Blue Blood New Butler: "At what time, 4173909
380: Blue Blood Fond Mamma: "I sometimes think, 2174038
381: Blue Blood Playful Hostess: "Couldn't you manage 4174087
382: Blue Blood Vicar's Wife: "What are you children 4173956
383: Bluffing Francis Wilson, the comedian, 7174128
384: Blunders An early morning customer in an optician's shop 5174245
385: Blunders The ship doctor of an English liner notified 3173805
386: Blunders Telephone girls sometimes glory in their mistakes 6174159
387: Blunders A good Samaritan, passing an apartment house 21174084
388: Blunders There was a young man from the city, 5174006
389: Boasting Maybe the man who boasts that he doesn't owe 3173930
390: Boasting WILLIE - "All the stores closed on the day my uncle died." 2174142
391: Boasting Two men were boasting about their rich kin. Said one: 7174849
392: Bolshie I 'ear your 'usband 2174081
393: Bonanzas A certain Congressman had disastrous experience 3175778
394: Bone Of Contention The crowd in the car was packed suffocatingly close. 6174224
395: Bone Of Contention During the Civil War, an old negro was deeply 8174075
396: Bookkeeping Tommy, fourteen years old, arrived home for the holidays, 1174050
397: Books And Reading LADY PRESIDENT - "What book has helped you most?" 2174140
398: Books And Reading You may send me up the complete 1174374
399: Books And Reading There are three classes of bookbuyers: 1173732
400: Books And Reading The owner of a large library solemnly warned 1173879
401: Books And Reading In science, read, by preference, 1173857
402: Books And Reading Learning hath gained most by those 1174125
403: Books And Reading Books should to one of these four ends conduce, 2174136
404: Books And Reading A darky meeting another coming from the library 3173910
405: Books And Reading I don't know what to give Lizzie 3174402
406: Booksellers And Bookselling A bookseller reports these mistakes 6175287
407: Booksellers And Bookselling When a customer in a Boston department store 1173726
408: Booksellers And Bookselling It was a few days before Christmas 4173766
409: Bookworms A book-worm," said papa, 1175581
410: Bores What kind of a looking man is that chap 2174007
411: Bores A man who was a well known 1174321
412: Borrowers A well-known but broken-down Detroit newspaper man, 6173953
413: Borrowers One winter morning Henry Clay, 3173812
414: Bosses The insurance agent climbed the steps and rang the bell. 12173770
415: Boston A tourist from the east, 1174323
416: Boston A little Boston girl with exquisitely long golden 3174011
417: Boston NAN - "That young man from Boston 2174622
418: Boston A Bostonian died, and when he arrived 4175251
419: Boston There was a young lady from Boston, 5173814
420: Bottled Courage Is this stuff guaranteed 2173778
421: Boxing John L. Sullivan was asked why he had never taken to giving boxing lessons. 2174334
422: Boys A certain island in the West Indies is liable 3175223
423: Boys Aunt Eliza came up the walk and said 174070
424: Boys An iron hoop bounded through the area railings 8173737
425: Breakfast The Southern Colonel at Saratoga Springs, 7174767
426: Breakfast Foods Pharaoh had just dreamed of the seven 2174185
427: Breath One day a teacher was having a first-grade class 2173926
428: Breath Said the bibulous gentleman who had been reading 2174192
429: Brevity The best illustration of the value 1174570
430: Brevity An after-dinner speaker was called 1174101
431: Brevity 173504
432: Brevity A negro servant, on being ordered to 3174124
433: Brevity Dr. Abernethy, the famous Scotch surgeon, 12173792
434: Bribery A thriving baseball club is one of the features of a boy's 5175067
435: Bribery A judge, disgusted with a jury that 5173927
436: Brides My dear," said the young husband 2173989
437: Brides Do you think only of me? 2174401
438: Bridge Whist How about the sermon? 3173775
439: Brooklyn At the Brooklyn Bridge. 2174156
440: Brutality Two ladies in a car disputed concerning the window, 5174758
441: Bryan, William Jennings Some time after the presidential election of 1908, 1173690
442: Buildings Pat had gone back home to Ireland 3174160
443: Burglars A burglar was one night engaged in 4175547
444: Burglary A young couple that had received many valuable wedding 4174905
445: Bushisms Can the English language survive after US 13176187
446: Business A Boston lawyer, who brought his wit from his native Dublin, 6175316
447: Business At the Boston Immigration Station 4174029
448: Business Enterprise It happened in Topeka. 1174300
449: Business Enterprise In a section of Washington where 4173767
450: Business Enterprise A boy looking for something to do saw the sign 3175235
451: Business Enterprise A Chinaman found his wife lying dead 3175323
452: Business Enterprise A rather simple-looking lad halted before 5174157
453: Business Enterprise Do you know where Johnny Locke lives, 4174162
454: Business Enterprise From each according to his ability, 1173768
455: Business Enterprise In a New York street a wagon loaded 5173754
456: Business Ethics Johnny," said his teacher, 4174166
457: Business Women Wanted - A housekeeping man 1174234
458: But He's On His Way Uncle Tom arrived at the station 6174355
459: Butler Doctor (at door, to butler): 2174139
460: Calmness In Bret Harte's Mary McGillup, 3175200
461: Camping Camp life is just 1174712
462: Candidate A candidate for Congress from a 1175447
463: Candidates When I first decided to allow the people 4174185
464: Candidates A good story is told on the later Senator Vance. 17174409
465: Candidates A political office in a small town was vacant. 4174307
466: Candidates The little daughter of a Democratic candidate 1174440
467: Candidates I am willing," said the candidate, 2174422
468: Candidates Now, Mr. Blank, 3174441
469: Candor Jeanette was wearing a new frock when her dearest friend called. 4175287
470: Canning And Preserving A canner, exceedingly canny, 5175515
471: Capitalists Of the late Bishop Charles G. Grafton a 1174678
472: Cards A Tennessee farmer went to town and bought a gallon jug 2175070
473: Carefulness Michael Dugan, a journeyman plumber, 3174491
474: Carefulness The newly-elected president 2176787
475: Carelessness The housemaid, tidying the stairs the morning after a reception, 2177456
476: Carpenters While building a house, 9174110
477: Carving To Our National Birds 174310
478: Caste In some parts of the South the darkies 3174188
479: Caterpillars The small boy sat at the foot of a telegraph pole, 5174820
480: Cats Clarence, aged eight, was a member of the Band of Mercy, 4174876
481: Cats The teacher put a question to the class: 12174769
482: Cats The little girl returned from church deeply musing on the sermon, 2174667
483: Cats There was a young lady whose dream 5174118
484: Cats There once were two cats in Kilkenny, 4174087
485: Caught Lying The tender young mother detected her baby boy 6179496
486: Cause And Effect Archbishop Whately was one day asked 1176381
487: Cause And Effect A man who has an office downtown called 4174681
488: Cause And Effect BANKS - "I had a new experience yesterday, 5175541
489: Cause And Effect Among a party of Bostonians who spent some time 7174752
490: Cause And Effect Jack Barrymore, son of Maurice Barrymore, 4174520
491: Cause And Effect What a lot of suffering these ambulance 2174267
492: Cause And Effect He's a nice little horse 2174390
493: Cause And Effect The way those people flaunt 2174229
494: Caustic A good story is told of a pawky old Scot, 4175525
495: Caution Marshall Field, 3rd, 4174144
496: Champagne MR. HILTON - "Have you opened that bottle of champagne, 2174378
497: Champagne Sir Andrew Clark was Mr. Gladstone's physician, 4174137
498: Champagne Wishing to give his Scotch steward 1174319
499: Changing Places They say that she was his stenographer 4174314
500: Changing The Subject She: "Well! Let us change the subject. 3174465
501: Changing The Subject I say, Taxi, I've only got enough change 1174074
502: Character The Rev. Charles H. Spurgeon was fond of a joke 4174104
503: Character They were trying an Irishman, 5174438
504: Character We must have a weak spot or two in a character 1174494
505: Charity Oh, mamma," questioned the child, "who's that?" 3174677
506: Charity Charity," said Rev. B., 1174556
507: Charity Dr. C.H. Parkhurst, the eloquent New York clergyman, 3174433
508: Charity THE LADY - "Well, I'll give you a dime; 2174219
509: Charity Porter Emerson came into the office yesterday. 3174538
510: Charity I made a mistake," said Plodding Pete. 3174029
511: Charity It requires a vast deal of courage and charity 4173786
512: Charity Good morning, ma'am, 2174276
513: Charity Charity is a virtue 1174232
514: Charity You find people ready 1174252
515: Chauffeur An attorney of Los Angeles 3174006
516: Chicago A western bookseller wrote to a house 3173969
517: Chicken Little One day the first grade teacher was reading 5176955
518: Chicken Stealing Senator Money of Mississippi asked an old 2174552
519: Chicken Stealing Ida Black had retired from the most select 3174178
520: Chicken Stealing Does de white folks in youah 2174130
521: Chicken Stealing Henry E. Dixey met a friend one afternoon on Broadway. 5173790
522: Chicken Stealing A southerner, hearing a great commotion 6173980
523: Chicken Stealing A colored parson, calling upon one of his flock, 3173969
524: Chicken-Stealing The Southern planter heard a commotion in his poultry 4173867
525: Child Labor What's up old man; you look as happy as a lark! 2173879
526: Child's Sermon Is was that time, during the Sunday morning service, 3176904
527: Children Two weary parents once advertised: 2173612
528: Children A couple advertised: 2173989
529: Children A boy twelve years old with an air of melancholy resignation, 4175405
530: Children MRS. POST - "But why adopt a baby when you 2173837
531: Children The neighbors of a certain woman in a New England 5174001
532: Children Childhood has no forebodings; 1174053
533: Children Better to be driven out 1174545
534: Choices William Phillips, our secretary of embassy at London, 3174091
535: Choices A well-known furniture dealer of a Virginia 3173931
536: Choices A man hurried into a quick-lunch restaurant 3174223
537: Christian Scientists While waiting for the speaker at a public meeting 3173924
538: Christianity A shipwrecked traveler was washed up on a small island. 3174558
539: Christians At a dinner, when the gentlemen 3173926
540: Christians A traveler who believed himself to be sole 2174190
541: Christmas A political boss wished to show his appreciation 3174500
542: Christmas Santa Claus inserted an upright piano, 1174570
543: Christmas Gifts 3173599
544: Christmas Gifts 4173565
545: Christmas Gifts Little six-year-old Harry was asked by his Sunday-school teacher: 3174682
546: Christmas Gifts For little children everywhere 4174070
547: Christmas Gifts I will, if you will, 10177027
548: Chronology TOURIST - "They have just dug up the corner-stone 2174037
549: Church The young members of the family had been taught 3174099
550: Church The old negro attended a service in the Episcopal Church 2174150
551: Church Attendance Tremendous crowd up at our church last night. 3173783
552: Church Attendance I understand," said a young woman to another, 2173780
553: Church Attendance Are you a pillar of the church? 2173949
554: Church Discipline Pius the Ninth was not without a certain 1174158
555: Circus A well-known theatrical manager repeats 5174177
556: Circus Willie to the circus went, 4173829
557: Circus A child of strict parents, 2175398
558: Circus Johnny, who had been to the circus, 4174168
559: Circus A boy and his mother were taking 2175188
560: Civilization An officer of the Indian Office at Washington 5174013
561: Civilization My dear, listen to this, 1173836
562: Civilization The path of civilization 1174100
563: Claiming Acquaintance Chimmie: "Dat's McCorker de heavy-weight 2174073
564: Classified Mrs. Bargain: "Oh, Ethel! 2173850
565: Cleanliness The little boy was clad in an immaculate white suit 2177116
566: Cleanliness The mother catechised her young son 7173833
567: Cleanliness Among the tenements that lay within 4174099
568: Cleanliness A woman in one of the factory towns 4173938
569: Cleanliness How old are you?" once asked Whistler 1173901
570: Cleanliness If dirt was trumps, 1173835
571: Cleanliness The Housewife: My goodness! 2173724
572: Clergy Now, children," said the visiting minister 4174129
573: Clergy All work and no 1174254
574: Clergy Bishop Doane of Albany was at one time rector 6174237
575: Clergy The four-year-old daughter of a clergyman 7173686
576: Clergy PROFESSOR - "Now, Mr. Jones, 2173906
577: Clergy Archbishop Ryan was once accosted 3174103
578: Clergy A Duluth pastor makes it a point to welcome 3173975
579: Clergy A minister of a fashionable church 13174179
580: Clergy Bishop Goodsell, of the Methodist Episcopal church, 2174256
581: Clergy It is a standing rule of a company 1174005
582: Clergy Booker Washington, as all the world knows, 4173895
583: Clergy On one occasion the minister delivered a sermon 4174106
584: Clergy A pompous Bishop of Oxford was once stopped 10174148
585: Clergy Skilful alike with tongue and pen, 6173739
586: Climate In a certain town the local forecaster 4173728
587: Clothing One morning as Mark Twain returned from a neighborhood morning call, 3173777
588: Clothing A man whose trousers bagged badly 2173947
589: Clothing The evening wore on, 3173995
590: Clothing See that measuring worm crawling up my skirt! 2174211
591: Clothing Dwellers in huts and in marble halls 8173644
592: Clothing Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy, 3174306
593: Clubs Belle and Ben had just announced their engagement. 3174156
594: Clubs The guest landing at the yacht club float with his host, 3173735
595: Clubs One afternoon thirty ladies met at the home 2173788
596: Coal Dealers In a Kansas town where two brothers 3173717
597: Coeducation The speaker was waxing eloquent, 2173737
598: Coffee Among the coffee-drinkers a high place 1173744
599: Coins He had just returned from Paris and said to his old aunt in the country: 2174239
600: Collecting Of Accounts An enterprising firm advertised: 1174000
601: Collecting Of Accounts Sir," said the haughty American 2173879
602: Collecting Of Accounts A retail dealer in buggies doing business 3174205
603: Collecting Of Accounts The saddest words of tongue or pen 4173912
604: Collectors And Collecting Sir Walter Raleigh had called 3174138
605: College Graduates Can't I take your order for one of our encyclopedias! 2174140
606: College Students Say, dad, remember that story you told me 3174266
607: College Students WANTED: Burly beauty-proof individual 1174221
608: College Students FRESHMAN - "I have a sliver in my finger. 2173847
609: College Students STUDE - "Do you smoke, professor?" 5174007
610: College Students Three boys from Yale, 1173914
611: College Students A college professor was one day nearing 3174031
612: College Students When Rutherford B. Hayes was a student 5173716
613: College Students A western college boy amused himself 2174140
614: College Students The president of an eastern university 1173741
615: College Students STUDE. - "Is it possible to confide a secret to you?" 4173893
616: College Students Why did you come to college, anyway? 2173924
617: College Students A young Irishman at college in want of twenty-five dollars 12174092
618: College Students The professor was delivering the final lecture 4173623
619: College Students It was Commencement Day at a well-known woman's college, 3173710
620: College Students The world's great men have not 1173644
621: Colleges And Universities The college is a coy maid 4173987
622: Colleges And Universities What is a 'faculty'? 2174211
623: Colleges And Universities Yale University is to have 174247
624: Colleges And Universities FIRST TRUSTEE - "But this ancient institution 2174026
625: Colleges And Universities The president of the university had dark circles 4173864
626: Collision There had been a collision near Euston Station 3173625
627: Common Sense A mysterious building had been erected 6174292
628: Community The young man at the summer resort, 5173843
629: Commuters BRIGGS - "Is it true that you have broken 2174185
630: Commuters I see you carrying home a new kind of breakfast food, 2173718
631: Commuters After the sermon on Sunday morning 2173745
632: Commuters A suburban train was slowly working its 3173937
633: Commuters A nervous commuter on his dark, 5174418
634: Comparisons A milliner endeavored to sell to a colored woman one 2173914
635: Comparisons A well-known author tells of an English 2174422
636: Comparisons Darling," whispered the ardent suitor, 3174165
637: Comparisons Girls make me tired, 2174102
638: Comparisons A friend once wrote Mark Twain a letter 2174332
639: Comparisons The Rev. Dr. William Emerson, 1173754
640: Comparisons Is it possible your pragmatical 1173803
641: Compensation Isaac and Moses dined in a restaurant 2174095
642: Compensation Speakin' of de law of compensation, 1173603
643: Competition A new baby arrived at a house. 3174355
644: Competition A farmer during a long-continued drought 2174222
645: Compliments Would you like a lock of my hair? 4174339
646: Compliments The young man, dancing with the girl to whom 2173716
647: Compliments In former times, when royalties were more important, 4174058
648: Compliments Supper was in progress, and the father was telling 6173767
649: Composers Recipe for the musical comedy composer: 5174257
650: Compromises Boss - "There's $10 gone from my cash drawer, 2174167
651: Concealment The widow was deep in suds over the family wash, 2173865
652: Conceit I suppose I must admit that I do have my faults, 2174044
653: Conditional Eloping Bride: "Oh, Jack! 2174399
654: Confession Time An Alabama Preacher said to his congregation: 9176659
655: Confessions You say Garston made a complete confession? 2174092
656: Confessions Little Ethel had been brought up with 4173927
657: Confessions Confession is good for the soul. 2174663
658: Congress Congress is a national inquisitorial 1174213
659: Congress Judging from the stuff printed in the newspapers, 6174036
660: Congressmen It was at a banquet in Washington given 4173774
661: Congressmen Representative X, from North Carolina, 2174032
662: Congressmen Champ Clark loves to tell of how in the heat 4174418
663: Congressmen A Georgia Congressman had put up at an American-plan 4174155
664: Conscience The child had been greatly impressed by her first experience 3173825
665: Conscience The moral of this story may be that it is better 7174524
666: Conscience A quiet conscience makes one so serene! 3174095
667: Conscience Oh, Conscience! Conscience! man's most faithful friend, 4174260
668: Consequences A teacher asked her class in spelling 2173903
669: Consequences Consequences are unpitying. 1178065
670: Conservative He was a stout man, and his feet 5174150
671: Consideration The goose had been carved at the Christmas 3173686
672: Consideration A clergyman, who was summoned in haste 3173985
673: Constancy His companion bent over the dying man, 2173938
674: Constancy A soldier belonging to a brigade in command 7174237
675: Contribution Box The parson looks it o'er and frets. 4173754
676: Contribution Box There were introductions all around. 2173735
677: Contribution Box The collections had fallen off badly 3174045
678: Contribution Box A newly appointed Scotch minister 2174146
679: Contribution Box POLICE COMMISSIONER - "If you were ordered to disperse a mob, 3174083
680: Contribution Box I advertized that the poor were made 1174153
681: Conundrums Mose, what is the difference between a bucket 3173610
682: Conversation My dog understands every word I say. 4173777
683: Conversation THE TALL AND AGGRESSIVE ONE 2173794
684: Conversation HUS (during a quarrel) 2173779
685: Conversation Irving Bacheller, it appears, was on a tramping 8174065
686: Conversation Conversation is the laboratory 1174165
687: Conversation A single conversation across the table 1173863
688: Conversion A zealous church member in a Kentucky village 4173920
689: Cookery The housewife gave the tramp a large piece of pie 2173759
690: Cookery John, John," whispered an alarmed wife, 2173809
691: Cookery This is certainly a modern cook-book in every way. 3173850
692: Cookery There was recently presented to a newly-married young woman 4173700
693: Cookery Heaven sends us good meat, 1173693
694: Cooking Mrs. Newlywed: "Oh, Jack, 1174075
695: Corked Doctor: "You are a great deal 2174030
696: Cornets Spurgeon was once asked if the man who 2173850
697: Corns Great aches 1174093
698: Corpulence The wife of a prominent Judge was making arrangements 4173649
699: Corpulence An employee of a rolling mill 2173876
700: Corpulence A very stout old lady, bustling through the park 5173969
701: Corpulence A jolly steamboat captain with more 2173932
702: Corpulence A very large lady entered a street car 1173822
703: Corpulence To our Fat Friends: 1173684
704: Cosmopolitanism Secretary of State Lazansky refused to incorporate 4174135
705: Cost Of Living Did you punish our son for throwing 2174132
706: Cost Of Living Live within your income, 1173958
707: Cost Of Living You say your jewels were stolen 2174022
708: Cost Of Living A grouchy butcher, 3174047
709: Cost Of Living TOM - "My pa is very religious. 4173839
710: Couldn't Resist It Look here," began the youth, 6173640
711: Country Life BILTER (at servants' agency) 2174166
712: Country Life VISITOR - "You have a fine road leading from the station." 2174120
713: Courage AUNT ETHEL - "Well, Beatrice, 4174015
714: Courage He was the small son of a bishop, 3174060
715: Courage Courage, the highest gift, that scorns to bend 10174178
716: Courtesy The witness was obviously a rustic and quite new 4173957
717: Courtesy The mayor of a French town had, 1173673
718: Courtesy Mrs. Taft, at a diplomatic dinner, 4173844
719: Courtesy Justice Moody was once riding on the platform 6173992
720: Courts One day when old Thaddeus Stevens was practicing 3173613
721: Courts It's all right to fine me, 4173764
722: Courts A stranger came into an Augusta bank 11173960
723: Courtship Do you think a woman believes you 2174159
724: Courtship Augustus Fitzgibbons Moran 5173898
725: Courtship SPOONLEIGH - "Does your sister always look under the bed?" 2173656
726: Courtship There was a young man from the West, 5173825
727: Courtship I hope your father does not object 2174126
728: Courtship There was an old monk of Siberia, 5173855
729: Courtship It was scarcely half-past nine 5173791
730: Courtship What were you and Mr. Smith talking about 3173742
731: Courtship During a discussion of the fitness 2173954
732: Courtship A young woman who was about to wed 7173977
733: Courtship Uncle Nehemiah, the proprietor of a ramshackle 3174221
734: Courtship Jack and I have parted forever. 3174379
735: Courtship Here's to solitaire with a partner, 2174235
736: Cowardice The old farmer and his wife visited the menagerie. 5173669
737: Cowards Mrs. Hicks was telling some ladies 4173710
738: Cowards MRS. PECK - "Henry, what would you 3173903
739: Cowards Johnny hasn't been to school long, 10173997
740: Cowards A negro came running down the lane 3173940
741: Cows Little Willie, being a city boy, 8173866
742: Cows There was an old man who said, "How 5173683
743: Criticism FIRST MUSIC CRITIC - "I wasted a whole 3174014
744: Criticism As soon 6173886
745: Criticism It is much easier to be critical 1173758
746: Cruelty Why do you beat your little son? 2173774
747: Cucumbers Consider the ways of the little green cucumber, 1174389
748: Curfew A former resident of Marshall, Mo., 5174294
749: Curiosity The colored man, passing through the market, 3173829
750: Curiosity The Christmas church services were proceeding 4173877
751: Curiosity A one-armed man entered a restaurant 2174014
752: Cynic Professor (endeavoring to impress 2173584
753: Dachshunds A little boy was entertaining the minister 4174495
754: Damages The child came to his mother in tears. 4174107
755: Damages A Chicago lawyer tells of a visit he received 4175171
756: Damages A Chicago man who was a passenger 5175348
757: Damages Up in Minnesota Mr. Olsen had a cow 3174252
758: Dancing He was a remarkably stout gentleman, 2174482
759: Dancing George Bernard Shaw was recently entertained 3174261
760: Dancing On a journey through the South not long ago, 3174501
761: Dancing If they had danced the tango and the trot 4174473
762: Danger One foot in the grave, 1174454
763: Dead Certainty On Tuesday, a colored maid asked her mistress 3174413
764: Dead Men's Shoes hen a certain officer of the governor's staff died, 3174335
765: Deafness In the smoking-room of a theatre, between the acts, 11174620
766: Deafness An excellent old gentleman grew hard of hearing, 4174244
767: Debts A train traveling through the West 9174217
768: Debts WILLIS - "He calls himself a dynamo." 2174441
769: Debts Anticipated rents, and bills unpaid, 4174275
770: Debts I hold every man a 1174345
771: Declined With Thanks Farmer Brown was an old-fashioned farmer. 4174226
772: Dedication The visitor to the poet's wife expressed her surprise 2174187
773: Deer The deer's a mighty useful beast 4174210
774: Definition The schoolboy, after profound thought, 2174239
775: Degrees A young theologian named Fiddle 4174296
776: Degrees In Degradation Phil May, the artist, when once down on his luck in Australia, 4174487
777: Delay A woman in the mountains of Tennessee 2174376
778: Democracy Why are you so vexed, Irma? 2174373
779: Democratic Party HOSPITAL PHYSICIAN - "Which ward do you wish 2174568
780: Denied The Privilege The Child: "Mother! Did you buy 3174144
781: Dentistry Our young hopeful came running into the house. 3174170
782: Dentists The dentist is one who pulls 1174290
783: Dentists One day little Flora was taken to have 1174174
784: Dentists One said a tooth drawer was a kind 1174120
785: Description A popular soprano is said to have 1174307
786: Design, Decorative Harold watched his mother as she folded 4174609
787: Destination A Washington car conductor, 7174361
788: Destination Andrew Lang once invited a friend to dinner 2174171
789: Details Charles Frohman was talking to a Philadelphia 4174521
790: Detectives When Conan Doyle arrived for the first 5174067
791: Determination After the death of Andrew Jackson 8174283
792: Devil Some wasps built their nests during the week 2174613
793: Diagnosis An epileptic dropped in a fit on the streets 2174417
794: Diamonds The Professor: A diamond is the hardest 2174522
795: Did you hear Did you hear about the awful 3174354
796: Diet The young lady, who was something of a food fadist, 3174332
797: Diet Eat, drink, and be merry 1174508
798: Diet There was a young lady named Perkins, 5174169
799: Diet Mother," asked the little one, 1174164
800: Diet The doctor told him he needed carbohydrates, 6174236
801: Diet A Colonel, who used to assert 5174281
802: Diet To abstain that we may enjoy 1174346
803: Diet They are as sick that surfeit 1173898
804: Digestion In an English school, the examiner asked 5173741
805: Dilemmas A story that has done service in political campaigns 4174143
806: Dining A twelve course dinner 1174106
807: Dining That was the spirit of your uncle 2174155
808: Dining Chakey, Chakey," called the big sister 1174349
809: Dining There was a young lady of Cork, 5173795
810: Dining An anecdote about Dr. Randall Davidson, 2173962
811: Dining There was a young lady named Maud, 5173799
812: Dining Father's trip abroad did him so much good, 1174270
813: Dining Whistler, the artist, 2173705
814: Dining A macaroon, 12174033
815: Dining The small daughter of the house 4173612
816: Dining For a man seldom thinks with more 1174279
817: Diplomacy Now, let me see," the impecunious man 3174624
818: Diplomacy Ted had a habit of dropping in at the house next door 4174559
819: Diplomacy Sometimes the use of a diplomatic method defeats 2174159
820: Diplomacy The lady of uncertain age simpered at the gentleman 3174022
821: Diplomacy Diplomacy is shown inversely by the remark 5174765
822: Diplomacy WIFE - "Please match this piece of silk 3173799
823: Diplomacy Scripture tells us that a soft answer 4174351
824: Diplomacy Miss de Simpson, 2173718
825: Diplomacy I call'd the devil and he came, 8174823
826: Dirt We are more particular nowadays about cleanliness 2174228
827: Dirt The French aristocrats were not always 4174109
828: Discipline Jimmy found much to criticise in his small sister. 4173909
829: Discounts A train in Arizona was boarded by robbers, 2173877
830: Discretion The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman 4173807
831: Discretion When you can, 1173783
832: Discretion Miss Bizzy: "I am glad to hear 2173593
833: Disposition One eastern railroad has a regular 2173918
834: Distances A regiment of regulars was making a long, 10173863
835: Divorce The court was listening to the testimony 10174158
836: Divorce When a woman marries and then divorces 2173769
837: Doctors A victim of chronic bronchitis called on 5174027
838: Doctors A well-to-do colored man suffered a serious illness, 4174263
839: Doctors A member of the faculty in a London medical 4174381
840: Doctors The Chinaman expressed his gratitude to that mighty physician 2174036
841: Doctors The instructor in the Medical College exhibited a diagram. 5173966
842: Doctors The physician turned from the telephone to his wife: 4173605
843: Doctrine In a former generation, when elaborate doctrines 3173970
844: Documentary Evidence During the worst of the spy-scare period in London 2173852
845: Dog Goin' in that house over there? 6173986
846: Dogs The tramp was sitting with his back to a hedge 4174038
847: Dogs Many a great man has been given credit 2174195
848: Dogs The fox terrier regarded with curious interest 5173828
849: Dogs During the siege of Paris in the Franco-German war, 2173896
850: Dogs The young clergyman during a parochial call 5173725
851: Dogs The meditative Hollander delivered a monologue to his dog: 3173680
852: Dogs Some persons are born to have honor thrust upon them, 3173899
853: Dogs LADY (to tramp who had been commissioned 2174138
854: Dogs A family moved from the city to a suburban locality 2174155
855: Dogs Dogs is mighty useful beasts 5174230
856: Dogs My dog took first prize at the cat show. 3173684
857: Dogs FAIR VISITOR - "Why are you giving Fido's teeth 2174172
858: Dogs Do you know that that bulldog of yours 3174359
859: Dogs Fleshy Miss Muffet 6173997
860: Dogs William J. Stevens, for several years 4173670
861: Dogs One would have it that a collie is the most 4173779
862: Dogs The more one sees 1174407
863: Domestic Finance Talk about Napoleon! 3174303
864: Domestic Finance A Lakewood woman was recently reading 10173905
865: Domestic Finance I am sending you a thousand kisses, 1174279
866: Domestic Quarrels After a trip abroad, a lady inquired of her colored washerwoman: 9174106
867: Domestic Quarrels The newly married pair quarreled seriously, 6173730
868: Domestic Quarrels The good wife, after she and her husband 3173812
869: Domestic Relations There was a young man of Dunbar, 5173985
870: Doubt Small Jimmie discussed with his chief 2174333
871: Doubt Ability to look on two sides of a question 174049
872: Drama The new play was a failure. 2173840
873: Drama The average modern play calls 1174038
874: Drama The young man in the third row 4173741
875: Drama LARRY - "I like Professor Whatishisname 2174008
876: Drama I think I love and reverence all arts equally, 1174273
877: Drama Two women were leaving the theater after a performance 2173707
878: Dramatic Criticism Theodore Dreiser, the novelist, 4173998
879: Dramatic Criticism Nat Goodwin, the American comedian, 4174227
880: Dramatists I hear Scribbler finally got one of his plays on the boards. 2174295
881: Dramatists So you think the author of this play will live, 2173710
882: Dramatists We all know the troubles of a dramatist 3174308
883: Dreams The group of dwellers at the seaside 3173771
884: Dress Oh, have you heard? Mrs. Blaunt 2174399
885: Dress The son of the house had been reading of an escaped lunatic. 5174029
886: Dressmakers WIFE - "Wretch! Show me that letter." 4173857
887: Drew Blank The MacTavish was not a mean man. 8173531
888: Drink It was nine o'clock in the morning, 7173666
889: Drink The very convivial gentleman left his club happy, 2173773
890: Drink The highly inebriated individual halted before 2173982
891: Drink The proprietor of the general store at the cross-roads 9173773
892: Drink Two Southern gentlemen, who were of very convivial habits, 4173838
893: Drink The old toper was asked if he had ever met 2173727
894: Drink A farmer, who indulged in sprees, 2173929
895: Drink A mouse chanced on a pool of whiskey 2174385
896: Drink The owner of a hunting lodge in Scotland 4174071
897: Drink The old farmer was driving home from town, 2173994
898: Drink Mrs. Smith addressed her neighbor, 4173967
899: Drink In the days before prohibition, 5173761
900: Drink When the Kentucky colonel was in the North, 2173789
901: Drink The Irish gentleman encountered the lady 3174034
902: Drinking He who goes to bed, and goes to bed sober, 4174106
903: Drinking I drink when I have occasion, 2174223
904: Drinking The Frenchman loves his native wine; 8173988
905: Drinking A young Englishman came to Washington 6173853
906: Drinking If you are invited to drink at any man's house 1173664
907: Drinking There is many a cup 1173908
908: Drinking One swallow doesn't make a summer 1174009
909: Drinking DOCTOR (feeling Sandy's pulse in bed) 2174303
910: Drinking Here's to the girls of the American shore, 4173849
911: Drinking A well-known Scottish architect 3174404
912: Drinking When President Eliot of Harvard 3174032
913: Drinking WIFE (on auto tour) 2173790
914: Drinking A priest went to a barber shop conducted 1174050
915: Drinking Ex-congressman Asher G. Caruth, 5173998
916: Drive Through ATM Procedures. A new sign in the bank lobby says: 42177434
917: Droughts Governor Glasscock of West Virginia, 3174106
918: Drugged The police physician was called to examine 4173893
919: Drunkards Sing a song of sick gents, 4173797
920: Drunkards Two booze-fiends were ambling homeward 3173891
921: Drunkards Where's old Four-Fingered Pete? 2174256
922: Drunkards The Irish talent for repartee 1173860
923: Drunkards The colonel came down to breakfast 3173946
924: Drunkards MAGISTRATE - "And what was the prisoner doing?" 4174337
925: Drunkards A Scotch minister and his servant, 5174212
926: Drunkards A man in a very deep state of intoxication 3174138
927: Drunkards A pompous little man with gold-rimmed 3174097
928: Drunkards A noisy bunch tacked out of their club 6173987
929: Drunkards That clever and brilliant genius, 5174397
930: Drunkards On a pleasant Sunday afternoon an old German 4174301
931: Drunkards William R. Hearst, who never touches liquor, 8173905
932: Drunkards What is a drunken man like, Fool? 2174547
933: Drunkards My good man, you had better 2174209
934: Du Barry The two flappers at the Strand 2173599
935: Duck's Disease Three women die together in an accident 13177271
936: During The Quarrel He: "But if you will allow me to- 2174107
937: During Vacation The Summer Girl: "It pains me to be 2173632
938: Duty The traveler was indignant at the slow speed 3174059
939: Dyspepsia Ah," she sighed "for many years 3173869
940: Easy Living The Southerner in the North, 2174372
941: Echoes An American and a Scotsman were walking 3174222
942: Economy One Japanese bragged to another that he made 3174253
943: Economy Wife:--"Women are not extravagant 2174411
944: Economy An economist is usually a man 1174348
945: Economy Economy is going without 1174466
946: Economy Economy is a way of spending 1174465
947: Economy Ther's lots o' difference between 2174637
948: Economy Young Husband: "I see that sugar 2174409
949: Economy Best Man (seeing couple off on honeymoon): 1174319
950: Economy Hostess (to small guest, who is casting 2174313
951: Economy Mr. Househunter: "I don't care for those flats 2174121
952: Editors Recipe for an editor: 5174283
953: Editors The city editor of a great New York daily 8174132
954: Education Along in the sixties Pat Casey 3174324
955: Education A catalog of farming implements sent out 3175340
956: Efficiency In these days of difficulty in securing domestic servants, 13174542
957: Efficiency The undertaker regarded the deceased in the coffin 6174218
958: Efficiency An engineer, who was engaged on railroad construction 6174467
959: Efficiency An American motorist went to Germany 3174144
960: Efficiency A curious little man sat next an elderly, 3174279
961: Eggs The farmer decided to give special attention 3174205
962: Egotism The pessimist spoke mournfully to his friend: 5174348
963: Egotism In the Chicago schools a boy refused to sew, 3174433
964: Egotism John D. Rockefeller tells this story on himself: 9181740
965: Egotism The late Marshall Field had a very small 5175335
966: Egotism Here's to the man who is wisest and best, 4175037
967: Elections In St. Louis there is one ward that is full 4174979
968: Elections WILLIS - "What's the election today for? 2175220
969: Elections One year, when the youngsters of a certain 4175095
970: Elections I consider biennial elections as a security 1175301
971: Electricity In school a boy was asked this question 2175280
972: Elephant A circus man was scouring the countryside 2176508
973: Elopement Some months after the elopement, 3174585
974: Embarrassing Situations A young gentleman was spending the week-end 3175219
975: Embarrassing Situations The late Charles Coghlan was a man of great wit 5175193
976: Embarrassing Situations The evening callers were chatting gaily 3175190
977: Embarrassing Situations I was in an awkward predicament yesterday morning, 5174943
978: Embarrassing Situations Your husband will be all right now, 5175102
979: Employers And Employees You want more money? Why, my boy, 2175702
980: Employers And Employees EARNEST YOUNG MAN - "Have you any advice 4175169
981: Employers And Employees General Benjamin F. Butler built a house 7175126
982: Employers And Employees W.J. ("Fingy") Conners, the New York politician, 6175265
983: Employers And Employees Outside his own cleverness there is nothing 4175083
984: Employers And Employees CHIEF CLERK (to office boy) 2175254
985: Employers And Employees James J. Hill, the Railway King, 5175295
986: Encouraging He: "My train goes in fifteen minutes. 2174319
987: Enemies An old man who had led a sinful 4174960
988: Enemies It is better to decide a difference between enemies 1175047
989: Enemies The world is large when its weary leagues 4175202
990: Enfranchisement Of Woman First Voter: "So Mr. Jones has been elected. 2174219
991: Engagement He proposed to me last night, 3174336
992: English Language A popular hotel in Rome has a sign 1174839
993: English Language The class at Heidelberg was studying English conjugations, 4174582
994: English Language Language is the expression of ideas, 1174852
995: Englishmen Nat Goodwill was at the club with an English friend 5174870
996: Enough The darky's clothes were in the last stages 4173826
997: Enthusiasm Theodore Watts, says Charles Rowley in his book 174560
998: Epitaph In an Irish cemetery stands a handsome monument 2173744
999: Epitaphs LITTLE CLARENCE - "Pa!" 5175098
1000: Epitaphs The widower had just taken his fourth wife 4174418
1001: Epitaphs A man wished to have something original 1174929
1002: Epitaphs In a cemetery at Middlebury, Vt., 1174386
1003: Epitaphs An epitaph in an old Moravian cemetery reads thus: 9174648
1004: Epitaphs I expected it, 1175072
1005: Epitaphs After Life's scarlet fever 2174754
1006: Epitaphs Here lies the body of Sarah Sexton, 3174526
1007: Epitaphs As a general thing, 1174861
1008: Epitaphs Maria Brown, 5174801
1009: Epitaphs Here lies the body of Enoch Holden, 1174435
1010: Epitaphs A bereaved husband feeling his loss very keenly 5176431
1011: Epitaphs Here lies Bernard Lightfoot, 3174594
1012: Epitaphs I thought it mushroom when I found 4174304
1013: Epitaphs On the tombstone of a Mr. Box appears this inscription: 4175003
1014: Epitaphs Nobles and heralds by your leave, 5174928
1015: Epitaphs Kind reader! take your choice to cry or laugh; 5174817
1016: Epitaphs I conceive disgust at these impertinent 1175012
1017: Epithets John Fiske, the historian, 6174882
1018: Epithets See that man over there. He is a bombastic mutt, 4174713
1019: Equality As one of the White Star steamships 4174676
1020: Ermine Said an envious, erudite ermine: 5174895
1021: Escapes There was once a chap who went skating too early 7174542
1022: Ethics My ethical state, 6178038
1023: Etiquet A Boston girl the other day said to a southern 5176860
1024: Etiquet A little girl on the train to Pittsburgh 2174687
1025: Etiquet LITTLE BROTHER - "What's etiquet?" 2174708
1026: Etiquet A Lady there was of Antigua, 5174904
1027: Etiquet They were at dinner and the dainties were on the table. 8174242
1028: Etiquet TOMMY'S AUNT - "Won't you have another piece of cake, 4174337
1029: Etiquet There was a young man so benighted, 5174187
1030: European War OFFICER (as Private Atkins worms his way toward the enemy) 2174653
1031: European War You can tell an Englishman nowadays 3174563
1032: European War LITTLE GIRL (who has been sitting very still with a seraphic expression) 3174802
1033: European War From a sailor's letter to his wife: 2174155
1034: European War Two country darkies listened, 3174147
1035: Evidence The prisoner, a darky, explained how it came about 2173749
1036: Evidence The smug satisfaction of the rustic in his clear 3174122
1037: Evidence Shall I leave the hall light burning, 2174396
1038: Evidence From a crowd of rah-rah college boys celebrating 6174362
1039: Evidence Maud Muller, on a summer night, 8174741
1040: Evidence One day a hostess asked a well known Parisian judge: 2174333
1041: Examinations An instructor in a church school 3174545
1042: Examinations A member of the faculty of the University of Wisconsin 2174768
1043: Examinations The following selection of mistakes 35174453
1044: Exams During the period after the university examinations, 2174124
1045: Exclusiveness One of the New York churches is notorious 4173676
1046: Excuses The children had been reminded that they 1174325
1047: Excuses O. Henry always retained the whimsical 3175057
1048: Excuses Strolling along the boardwalk at Atlantic City, 3174609
1049: Excuses A captain, inspecting his company 5176616
1050: Excuses Is that you, dear? 2174086
1051: Excuses What is the matter, dearest? 4174152
1052: Excuses A poor casual laborer, 2174658
1053: Excuses Cephas is a darky come up from Maryland 4174561
1054: Excuses GRANDMA - "Johnny, I have discovered 2174736
1055: Excuses Mr. X was a prominent member of the B.P.O.E. 1173854
1056: Excuses And oftentimes excusing of a fault 5174532
1057: Expectancy An Irishman on a scaffolding four stories high 8174381
1058: Expense Account The woman wrote a reference for her discharged cook as follows: 4173757
1059: Expensive Second-story Worker: "Hullo, Bill, 2174264
1060: Experience The baby pulled brother's hair until he yelled 5173873
1061: Experts There was a chicken-stealing case before the court. 2174010
1062: Explicitness On her return home after an absence 3174085
1063: Exposure TRAMP - "Lady, I'm dying from exposure." 2173948
1064: Extravagance A rich and listless lady patron examined 4174464
1065: Extravagance There was a young girl named O'Neill, 5174184
1066: Extravagance Everybody knew that John Polkinhorn 2174613
1067: Extravagance The editor of my paper, 4173954
1068: Extravagance An Irish soldier was recently given 11174578
1069: Facts The burly man spoke lucidly to his gangling adversary: 4174291
1070: Failure Little Ikey came up to his father 2174786
1071: Faith Faith is that quality which leads 1174695
1072: Faith What is faith, Johnny? 2174878
1073: Faith Faith is believing 1174812
1074: Faith As I understand it, Doctor, 6174599
1075: Faith Mother had been having considerable argument 1174453
1076: Faith Faith is a fine invention 4174781
1077: Faithfulness A wizened little Irishman applied 3174640
1078: Fame Fame is the feeling that you are 1174895
1079: Fame Many a man thinks he has become 1174842
1080: Fame Were not this desire of fame 1174635
1081: Familiarity, Etc. I'm so glad to see you. 2174268
1082: Families Yes, sir, our household represents 1174445
1083: Families Mrs. O'Flarity is a scrub lady, 4174348
1084: Families A man descended from an excursion 4174710
1085: Family Why do you object to children 2174027
1086: Family Tree You don't mean to say it cost you 2174211
1087: Farewells Happy are we met, Happy have we been, 2174553
1088: Farewells A dear old citizen went to the cars 3174568
1089: Farewells I am going to make my farewell 4174628
1090: Farewells Farewell! 3174405
1091: Fashion After years of endeavor in poverty, 3174155
1092: Fashion 5173910
1093: Fashion There are two kinds of women: 1174650
1094: Fashion There had been a dressmaker in the house 2174420
1095: Fashion Nothing is thought rare 4174965
1096: Fashion As good be out of the World 1174746
1097: Fashion I think, Lucille, I'll take one 1173991
1098: Fashion Sailor Bill: "These New York gals 2174375
1099: Fate Fate hit me very hard one day. 8174822
1100: Fate So in the Libyan fable it is told 5174086
1101: Fathers A director of one of the great transcontinental 4174711
1102: Faults Women's faults are many, 4174712
1103: Favors At the village store, the young farmer complained bitterly. 2174308
1104: Feet BIG MAN (with a grouch) 2174527
1105: Femininity Julia: "Fanny married a very wealthy man, 2174281
1106: Fighting The boy hurried home to his father with an announcement: 6174217
1107: Fighting Who gave ye th' black eye, 2174757
1108: Fighting There! You have a black eye, 2174213
1109: Fighting Two of the leading attorneys of Memphis, 4174039
1110: Fighting An Irishman boasted that he could 1174431
1111: Fighting Dose Irish make me sick, 1174281
1112: Fighting VILLAGE GROCER - "What are you running for, sonny?" 4174558
1113: Fighting An aged, gray-haired and very wrinkled old woman, 2174784
1114: Fighting Do you mean to say such a physical 2174870
1115: Fighting A pessimistic young man dining alone 1174827
1116: Fighting There never was a good 1174387
1117: Fighting The master-secret in fighting 1174792
1118: Film Fever Nurse: "You were very naughty 2174556
1119: Finance A very black little girl made her way 2173920
1120: Finance The successful financier snorted contemptuously. 5173903
1121: Finance The eminent financier was discoursing. 5174102
1122: Finance The eminent banker explained just how he started in business: 2173765
1123: Finance Willie had a savings bank; 12173977
1124: Finance HICKS - "I've got to borrow $200 somewhere." 4174134
1125: Finance It is said J. P. Morgan could raise 1173794
1126: Finance To modernize an old prophecy, 1173937
1127: Finance An old artisan who prided himself 3174062
1128: Financiers My pa, he's a financier, 2173806
1129: Finger-Bowls MISTRESS (to new servant) 2173871
1130: Finished But why don't you think 2173960
1131: Fire Departments Clang, clatter, bang! 5174490
1132: Fire Departments Two Irishmen fresh from Ireland had 2173946
1133: Fire Escapes Fire escape: A steel stairway 1174492
1134: Fires Ikey, I hear you had 2173930
1135: First Aid In Illness And Injury The father of the family hurried 3173665
1136: First Aid In Illness And Injury NURSE GIRL - "Oh, ma'am, 2174281
1137: First Aid In Illness And Injury SURGEON AT NEW YORK HOSPITAL - 2174051
1138: First Aid In Illness And Injury A prominent physician was recently 5173998
1139: First Day On The New Job A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask 5176979
1140: Fish A man went into a restaurant recently 2174338
1141: Fish Little Elizabeth and her mother 4174167
1142: Fishermen At the birth of President Cleveland's 1174165
1143: Fishermen Doin' any good? 8174143
1144: Fishermen A young lady who had returned from 3174087
1145: Fishermen Smith the other day went fishing. 7173812
1146: Fishermen You'll be a man like one of us some day, 2174690
1147: Fishermen The more worthless a man 1173928
1148: Fishermen As no man is born an artist, 1174129
1149: Fishing The congressman from California was telling 6174137
1150: Fishing A man was telling some friends 5174550
1151: Fishing I got a bite - I got a bite! 1174092
1152: Fishing The late Justice Brewer 4173595
1153: Fishing Lo, Jim! Fishin'? 2173994
1154: Fishing We may say of angling as Dr. Boteler 1174363
1155: Fishy Record First Stenog. (reading): 174158
1156: Fishy Record A group of tourists were looking 2173812
1157: Fishy Record Lay down, pup. 2173924
1158: Flats Hello, Tom, old man, got your new flat 2173746
1159: Flats She hadn't told her mother yet 3174158
1160: Flattery An eminent statesman was being driven rapidly 4173867
1161: Flattery With a sigh she laid down the magazine 3173866
1162: Flattery MAGISTRATE (about to commit for trial) 2173957
1163: Flattery OLD MAID - "But why should a great 2175160
1164: Flattery William - - was said to be the ugliest, 3174006
1165: Flattery You seem to be an able-bodied man. 3174161
1166: Flattery O, that men's ears should be 2174320
1167: Fleas The debutante was alarmed over the prospect 4173765
1168: Flirtation The gentleman at the party, 3173791
1169: Flirtation It sometimes takes a girl 1173964
1170: Flirtation There's a belief that summer girls 2174004
1171: Flirtation A teacher in one of the primary grades 4173936
1172: Flood The breakfaster in the cheap restaurant tried 6173752
1173: Flowers Gilbert wrote a couplet concerning 5174372
1174: Flowers Lulu was watching her mother working 1173960
1175: Fog The old gentleman was lost in a London fog, 4173685
1176: Follies A wise old Quaker woman once said 1174233
1177: Food The Arctic explorer at a reception 5173705
1178: Food The young mother asked the man 2173678
1179: Food A man went into a southern restaurant 2174072
1180: Food One day a pastor was calling upon 2173718
1181: Food A girl reading in a paper that fish 4173705
1182: Food A hungry customer seated himself 9173719
1183: Football His SISTER - "His nose seems broken." 3173747
1184: Fords A boy stood with one foot on the sidewalk 1176348
1185: Fords A farmer noticing a man in automobile 2174254
1186: Forecasting A lady in a southern town was approached 5173968
1187: Forehandedness The highly efficient housewife 1173822
1188: Foresight The master directed that the picture 3174126
1189: Foresight They tell me you're working 'ard night an' day, 4173730
1190: Foresight Mike, I wish I knew where I was goin' to die. 3173752
1191: Foresight There once was a pious young priest, 5173826
1192: Forgetfulness The foreman of a Southern mill, 6173831
1193: Forgetfulness Two men met on the city street in the evening, 6174303
1194: Forgetfulness The clergyman drew near to the baptismal font, 2174357
1195: Form The traveler wrote an indignant letter 2173928
1196: Form A worker in the steel mills applied direct 4174086
1197: Fortune Hunters HER FATHER - "So my daughter has consented 6173928
1198: Fortune Hunters The London consul of a continental kingdom 4174045
1199: Fortune Hunters I would die for you, 2173622
1200: Fortune Hunters HE - "I'd like to meet Miss Bond." 4174369
1201: Fortune Hunters MAUDE - "I've just heard of a case 2174263
1202: Fortune Hunters "Yes," said the old man to his young visitor, 2174102
1203: Fountain Pens Fust time you've ever milked a cow, 2173965
1204: Fountain Pens Percy" asks if we know anything which 2174340
1205: Fourth Of July You are in favor of a safe and sane Fourth of July? 2174393
1206: Fourth Of July One Fourth of July night in London, 3173675
1207: Franklin Franklin's education was 1173908
1208: Fraud The hired man on a New England farm went 2174113
1209: Free Thought TOMMY - "Pop, what is a freethinker? 2174243
1210: French An American tourist in France found 3173703
1211: French Language I understand you speak French like a native. 2173974
1212: French Language In Paris last summer a southern girl 1174054
1213: Friends The Lord gives our 2173750
1214: Friends Father. 5174071
1215: Friends Here's champagne to our real friends. 2173800
1216: Friends It's better to make friends 2173953
1217: Friends Some friends are 2173864
1218: Friends, Society Of A visitor to Philadelphia, 1174154
1219: Friendship The kindly lady accosted the little boy on the beach, 4173736
1220: Friendship The clergyman on his vacation wrote a long letter 3173913
1221: Friendship Friendly may we part 1173945
1222: Friendship There's fellowship 3174559
1223: Friendship May we all travel through 1174101
1224: Friendship Here's to the four hinges of Friendship 6174153
1225: Friendship The trouble with having 1176522
1226: Friendship Brown volunteered to lend me money. 3174130
1227: Friendship I let my house furnished, 2174163
1228: Friendship Hoo is it, Jeemes, that you mak' 2173601
1229: Friendship The conductor of a western freight train 7173597
1230: Friendship If a man does not make new acquaintances, 1174197
1231: Friendship They say, and I am glad they say, 8174267
1232: From The Heart The Wife: "I have not been able 2173857
1233: From The Heart The Reporter: "I beg pardon, 3173843
1234: Front Lady: Well, what do you want? 4174164
1235: Fun Fun is like life insurance, 1173905
1236: Funerals There was an old man in a hearse, 5173746
1237: Furniture GUEST - "That's a beautiful rug. 2174428
1238: Fussiness The traveler in the Blue Ridge Mountains 2173953
1239: Future Life A certain young man's friends thought 4176623
1240: Future Life FATHER (impressively) 2175090
1241: Future Life Look here, now, Harold, 2173705
1242: Future Life On a voyage across the ocean an Irishman 2174522
1243: Future Life An Irishman told a man that he had 1174125
1244: Future Life When P.T. Barnum was at the head 2173638
1245: Future Life Archbishop Ryan once attended a dinner 3173971
1246: Gardening Th' only time some fellers ever 1174591
1247: Gardening I am going to start a garden, 2174340
1248: Gas Stoves A Georgia woman who moved to Philadelphia 3174259
1249: Gender It is quite possible to trap clergymen, 3174410
1250: Generosity This is a foine country, Bridget! 1177178
1251: Generosity At one of these reunions of the Blue and the Gray 4175192
1252: Generosity At dinner one day, 1174248
1253: Generosity A little newsboy with a cigarette 6174569
1254: Generosity Little Ralph belonged to a family of five. 6174819
1255: Generosity She was making the usual female search 3174776
1256: Gentleman There has been much controversy for years 3174213
1257: Gentlemen Sadie, what is a gentleman? 175025
1258: Gentlemen Two characters in Jeffery Farnol's 3174369
1259: Geography The airman, after many hours of thick weather, 2174415
1260: George Washington A Barnegat schoolma'am had been telling 4176565
1261: George Washington A Barnegat schoolma'am had been telling 4175321
1262: George Washington A Scotsman visiting America 3174320
1263: Germans The poet Heine and Baron James Rothschild 2174006
1264: Getting Back Customer to Palmist: "Five dollars fee? 1174022
1265: Getting Back Betty: "Mummy, does God 2174172
1266: Getting Even Mrs. Lynks: "Jack, I have made up 2174308
1267: Getting On Old Gentleman: "Well, children! 2174384
1268: Getting Reckless She: "I'm surprised at Jane's 2174009
1269: Getting Reckless I shall never find anyone else like you. 2174576
1270: Ghosts There was a haunted house down South 6174285
1271: Ghosts I confess, that the subject of psychical research 9174433
1272: Gifts When Lawrence Barrett's daughter 8174105
1273: Gifts A church house in a certain rural district 3176599
1274: Gifts He gives twice who gives quickly 1174714
1275: Gifts Presents," I often say, 1174013
1276: Gifts In giving, a man receives more 1174486
1277: Girls Father: "Well, son, you certainly made 2174537
1278: Gluttony A clergyman was quite ill as a result 3174453
1279: Gluttony There was a young person named Ned, 5174013
1280: God The little boy was found by his mother 4174319
1281: God's Will The clergyman was calling, when the youthful son 4174365
1282: Going Further Flora: "I think that Maud has been 2174237
1283: Golf The eminent English Statesman Arbuthnot-Joyce 6174421
1284: Golf Two Scotchmen met and exchanged 6177776
1285: Golf GOLFER (unsteadied by Christmas luncheon) 2174420
1286: Golf Doctor William S. Rainsford is an inveterate golf player. 2174238
1287: Golf SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER - "Willie, 2174155
1288: Golf The game of golf, as every humorist knows, 7175076
1289: Golf When Mark Twain came to Washington 3174215
1290: Golf An astronomer was entertaining a Scotch friend. 2174037
1291: Golfers and Skydivers What is the difference between a golfer 3178325
1292: Good Ecomony A study found that the average Australian 1176105
1293: Good Fellowship A glass is good, a lass is good, 4174282
1294: Good Fellowship May good humor preside when good fellows meet, 2174614
1295: Good Fellowship Here's to us that are here, 1174542
1296: Good Fellowship Here's to all the world, 2173823
1297: Good Or Bad Turn? Did your late employer give you a reference 4176772
1298: Good Or Bad Turn? Did your late employer give you 4174250
1299: Gossip A gossip is a person 2173919
1300: Gossip However did you reconcile Adele and Mary? 2174120
1301: Gossip The seven-year-old daughter of a prominent 5173773
1302: Gossip Get a gossip wound up 1174044
1303: Gossip Papa, mamma says that one-half 2174077
1304: Gossip It is only national history that 1173576
1305: Gossip You're a terrible scandal-monger, 3174446
1306: Gossip What," asked the Sunday-school teacher, 4173531
1307: Gossip MAUD - "That story you told 2174680
1308: Gossip SON - "Why do people say 'Dame Gossip'? 2174156
1309: Gossip I cannot tell how the truth may be; 2174087
1310: Gossip Never tell evil of a man, 1173939
1311: Government Ownership Don't you think the coal-mines 2173900
1312: Governors The governor of a western state was dining 6173932
1313: Grace The son and heir had just been confirmed. 3173920
1314: Grace The new clergyman in the country parish, 2173919
1315: Graft What is meant by graft? 2173650
1316: Graft LADY - "I guess you're gettin' 3174069
1317: Graft Every man has his price, 1174043
1318: Graft The Democrats had a clear working majority in 4173933
1319: Graft A well-known New York contractor 3173858
1320: Grammar The passing lady mistakenly supposed 4173903
1321: Grammar The teacher asked the little girl 6173916
1322: Grammar The witness, in answer to the lawyer's question, 4173842
1323: Grass The auctioneer, offering the pasture 2173807
1324: Gratitude After O'Connell had obtained the acquittal 1174749
1325: Gratitude Some people are never satisfied. 2174041
1326: Gratitude It was a very hot day and a picnic 4174159
1327: Gratitude Miss PASSAY - "You have saved my life, 2173863
1328: Great Britain One of the stories told by Mr. Spencer Leigh Hughes 5173700
1329: Great Britain There is a lad in Boston, 2174116
1330: Greed An eminent doctor successfully attended 7174183
1331: Grief At the wake, the bereaved husband displayed 3174893
1332: Grief The old woman in indigent circumstances 2173803
1333: Grief Jim, who worked in a garage, 3174146
1334: Guarantees TRAVELER (on an English train) 4173805
1335: Guests Look here, Dinah," said Binks, 2174088
1336: Guests Here's a health to thee and thine 7174089
1337: Guilty Sister: "Hubby received an anonymous 3174015
1338: Habit It is a matter of common knowledge 1174054
1339: Habit It was the bridegroom's third matrimonial 3174237
1340: Habit Among the new class which came 4174302
1341: Habit In reward of faithful political service 7174184
1342: Habit We had a fine sunrise this morning, 2174665
1343: Habit A traveling man who was a cigarette smoker 7174519
1344: Habit Habit with him was all the test of truth; 2174784
1345: Hair The school girl from Avenue A, 2174505
1346: Hair The City Nephew: "I'm glad to see Aunt Hetty 2174139
1347: Half A Duck Deep Coming to a river with which he was unfamiliar, 4174391
1348: Half And Half Mrs. Murphy is very fat, 3174039
1349: Happiness Lord Tankerville, in New York, 10174800
1350: Happiness Mankind are always happier 1174744
1351: Hard To Please The rather ferocious-appearing husband 5174269
1352: Harnessing The story is told of two Trenton men 6174640
1353: Harvard University Well, I'll tell you this, 2174549
1354: Hash George," said the Titian-haired school marm, 2174485
1355: Haste The colored man was condemned to be hanged, 2174440
1356: Haste The ferry-dock was crowded with weary 2174305
1357: He Had Heard Of Them It was company field training. 2174200
1358: He Knew Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited to a friend's 4175497
1359: He Knew She: "I never saw a married couple 2174032
1360: He Knew Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited 4174242
1361: He Takes Your Time The chief objection we have 1174186
1362: He Was Wrong Prison Visitor: "Am I right in presuming 2174202
1363: Health Resorts Where've you been, Murray? 6174360
1364: Hearing The Ladies' Aid ladies were talking 7173991
1365: Hearsay The convicted feudist was working for a pardon. 2174771
1366: Heaven The clergyman in the following story 4174352
1367: Heaven Tom," said an Indiana youngster 4174217
1368: Heirlooms HE (wondering if his rival has been accepted) 2174069
1369: Heirlooms My grandfather was a captain of industry. 3174614
1370: Help The farmer found his new hired man 3174334
1371: Help A savage old boar got into a garden, 2174568
1372: Help Mary," said the mistress, 2174164
1373: Helpful Pa! He: Do you think your father 2174495
1374: Helpfulness Many a mayor is a friend to the people 8174600
1375: Hen The customer asked for fresh eggs, 5174312
1376: Her Match What's an echo, pa?" 2176166
1377: Her Match Tommy: "What's an echo, pa?" 174241
1378: Her Soft Answer They had had their usual altercation 3174041
1379: Her Views Mrs. de Vere: "I suppose now 1174266
1380: Her Views Mrs. Profiteer: "No, we ain't 1174155
1381: Hereafter This is the dialogue between a little girl 4174408
1382: Hereafter Little Alice questioned her mother 4175140
1383: Heredity The woman, who had a turn-up nose 4174200
1384: Heredity Papa, what does hereditary mean? 3174785
1385: Heredity William had just returned from college, 4174171
1386: Heredity There seems to be a strange affinity between 2174936
1387: Heredity So you have adopted a baby to raise? 2174392
1388: Heredity Do you really believe 2174228
1389: Heroes THE PASSER-BY - "You took a great risk 2173960
1390: Heroes MR. HENPECK - "Are you the man who 3173670
1391: Heroes Each man is a hero 1174285
1392: High Prices Two men were talking together 4173775
1393: Hindsight Mike, the hod-carrier, 4174018
1394: Hindsight A rustic visitor to the city made a desperate run 2174277
1395: Hinting A Kansas editor hit on the following 2174197
1396: Hinting Little James, while at a neighbor's, 3174039
1397: His Difficulty Real Estate Agent: "This tobacco plantation is a bargain. 2174188
1398: His Little Mistake A certain country vicar who used 6175264
1399: His Reputation Waitress: "He ain't no good, 1174153
1400: His Sphere His versatility is something extraordinary. 3173974
1401: His Sphere Poetic Bridegroom: "I could sit here forever, 2174139
1402: History The faculty were arranging the order 4173771
1403: History Down in Virginia, near Yorktown, 2173820
1404: Hobnails Sam, on board the transport, 1174038
1405: Hogs The professor and his wife were doubtful 2173693
1406: Holding His Own The farmer, after seven years 2173737
1407: Home Home is a place where you 1173861
1408: Home Who hath not met with home-made bread, 7173541
1409: Home Brew The young man had offered his heart 5173966
1410: Home Life Wife: "George, is that you?" 2173580
1411: Homesickness One of our volunteers in the late war 5174081
1412: Homesteads Malachi," said a prospective homesteader 2174325
1413: Honesty He's an honest young man 174131
1414: Honesty VISITOR - "And you always did your 2175261
1415: Honesty Ex-District Attorney Jerome, 1174133
1416: Honesty How is it, Mr. Brown, 3174019
1417: Honesty The stranger laid down four aces and scooped in the pot. 2173547
1418: Honesty A dumpy little woman with solemn eyes, 7173875
1419: Honeymoon The newly married pair were stopping 5173911
1420: Honor In the smoking compartment of a Pullman, 5173881
1421: Honor Titles of honour add not to his worth, 2173646
1422: Honorable Intentions A certain man notorious for his slowness 4175011
1423: Hope FRED - "My dear Dora, 2173609
1424: Hope Springs Eternal Oldest Inhabitant: "I never expected to live 1174302
1425: Hope Springs Eternal That's Betty Grant's new maid. 3174167
1426: Hope Springs Eternal Father: "Don't know the French for cat, 2174221
1427: Hope Springs Eternal Betty (after flash of lightning) 1174262
1428: Hope Springs Eternal Employer: "John, I wish you wouldn't 2174239
1429: Hope Springs Eternal Mistress: "Oh, Jane, 2173718
1430: Hope Springs Eternal Little Girl (in foreground): 1173976
1431: Hope Springs Eternal Mistress: "I hope you're doing 2173914
1432: Hope Springs Eternal Raw Hand at sea for first time 3176378
1433: Hope Springs Eternal Can you play bridge to-night? 4174252
1434: Hope Springs Eternal Master: "But, Jenkins, the name 2173726
1435: Hope Springs Eternal Successful Poultry Farmer: 2173579
1436: Hope Springs Eternal Small Boy (who has been promised 1173905
1437: Hope Springs Eternal Mother: "Oh, Mary, why do 2174074
1438: Hope Springs Eternal Mother (to child who has been naughty): 2174239
1439: Horses A city man, visiting a small country town, 2174278
1440: Horses A traveler in Indiana noticed that a farmer 5173860
1441: Horses A German farmer was in search of a horse. 4174006
1442: Horses There's a grocer who is notorious 6173817
1443: Horses Before Abraham Lincoln became President 3173901
1444: Hospital Little Mary, who had fallen ill, 3174253
1445: Hospitality The good wife apologized to her unexpected guests 4173777
1446: Hospitality Night was approaching and it was raining hard. 6174262
1447: Hospitality The old friends had had three days together. 3173677
1448: Hospitality A youngster of three was enjoying a story 3178012
1449: Hosts I thank you for your welcome 2173776
1450: Hosts Here's to the host and the hostess, 4173638
1451: Hotels In a Montana hotel there is a notice 1173622
1452: How He Did It First Theatrical Manager: "Do you have any trouble 2173945
1453: How It Happened What! You don't mean to tell 2173827
1454: How the Well-Dressed Lawyer Lost His Expensive Shoes One day an extremely well-dressed and 73177043
1455: Huh Huh! Yuh talks 'bout sassiety 2173664
1456: Humbug Two boys once thought to play a trick 7173937
1457: Humidity The little boy had been warned repeatedly 4174241
1458: Humility The slow suitor asked: 3174053
1459: Hunger That woman never turns away a hungry man. 3174605
1460: Hunger A man was telling about an exciting experience in Russia. 3174385
1461: Hunting An amateur sportsman spent the day 7174130
1462: Hunting A gentleman from London was invited to go for 5174261
1463: Husbands Is she making him a good wife? 2173992
1464: Husbands A husband and wife ran a freak show in a certain provincial town, 3174417
1465: Husbands An eminent German scientist who recently 3173956
1466: Husbands A couple of old grouches at the Metropolitan Club 4173800
1467: Husbands Your husband says he leads a dog's life, 2174630
1468: Husbands NEIGHBOR - "I s'pose your Bill's 'ittin' 2174136
1469: Husbands You say you are your wife's third husband? 3174225
1470: Husbands MR. HENPECK - "Is my wife going out, Jane?" 3173780
1471: Husbands A happily married woman, who had enjoyed 4173757
1472: Husbands An absent-minded man was interrupted 3174096
1473: Husbands Mrs. McKinley used to tell of a colored widow 5173621
1474: Husbands I suffer so from insomnia 2173878
1475: Husbands Did Hardlucke bear his misfortune 2174148
1476: Husbands A popular society woman announced a 1173789
1477: Husbands A very man - not one of nature's clods 4174021
1478: Husbands A woman mounted the steps of the elevated 2173896
1479: Husbands OLD MONEY (dying) 2174285
1480: Husbands An inveterate poker player, 5173744
1481: Husbands MR. HOMEBODY - "I see you keep copies 2173945
1482: Husbands There is gladness in his gladness, when he's glad, 5173897
1483: Hybridization We used to think that the smartest man 1174183
1484: Hyperbole Speakin' of fertile soil, 4173997
1485: Hyperbole News comes from Southern Kansas 1174036
1486: Hypocrisy Hypocrisy is all 1174066
1487: Hypocrisy TEACHER-"Now, Tommy, what is a hypocrite?" 2173939
1488: Ideals The fact that his two pet bantam 2174358
1489: Identity The paying teller told mournfully 4174179
1490: Idioms The foreigner, who prided himself 2174462
1491: Idioms The old man told how his brother 4174206
1492: Illusions And Hallucinations A doctor came up to a patient 3174187
1493: Illustration Pat was set to work with the circular saw 3174191
1494: Imagination One day a mother overheard her daughter 5174075
1495: Imitation Not long ago a company was rehearsing 3174496
1496: Impatience An acquaintance encountered in the village 2174249
1497: Important Business That you, dearie? I'm detained 4174399
1498: Impudence The ice on the river was in perfect condition. 4176516
1499: In A Fix Mrs. Muggins: "It's raining, 2174219
1500: In Keeping I really believe he married her 2174716
1501: In Kind In many of the rural districts 1173997
1502: In Order To Be Filled Two negroes were working in a coal-bin 6174351
1503: In That Case She: "When one is really thirsty, 2174139
1504: Inadvertent Prospective Bride: "I am glad I decided 2173949
1505: Indirection The bashful suitor finally nerved himself 2174346
1506: Infants A wife after the divorce, 3174841
1507: Infants Is the baby strong? 174238
1508: Inheritance A lawyer made his way to the edge 15174761
1509: Inheritance In a London theatre, a tragedy was being played. 4174020
1510: Inheritance Said one Tommy to another: 3174275
1511: Initiative The sweet little girl had a violent tussle 3174286
1512: Injustice The child sat by the road bawling loudly. 5174148
1513: Innocence A little girl four years old was alone 7174210
1514: Innocence The very young clergyman made his first parochial call. 4174385
1515: Inquisitiveness In the smoking car, one of the passengers had an empty coatsleeve. 4174190
1516: Inquisitiveness The curiosity of the passenger 7174372
1517: Insomnia The man suffering from insomnia quite often 1174630
1518: Inspirations She was from Boston, and he was not. 5174645
1519: Instalment Plan Half the world doesn't know how 1174372
1520: Instructions A lively looking porter stood 7174599
1521: Insult The young wife greeted her husband 11174081
1522: Insult Tom Corwin was remarkable for the size of his 2174362
1523: Insurance The woman at the insurance office 5174584
1524: Insurgents And what," asked a visitor to the 2174711
1525: Interest If a man has a beautiful stenographer, 2174066
1526: Intermission During a lecture, Artemas Ward 2174115
1527: Interviews Haven't your opinions on this subject 4174343
1528: Inventors The profiteer, skimming over the advertisements 2174482
1529: Invitations Recently," says a Richmond man, 2175030
1530: Invitations One day a Chinese poor man met 5173980
1531: Invitations MARION (just from the telephone) 3174310
1532: Invitations Little Willie wanted a birthday party, 6174452
1533: Irish Bulls Two Irishmen were among a class 1174052
1534: Irish Bulls Dear teacher," wrote little Johnny's mother, 1174431
1535: Irish Bulls An Irishman once was mounted on a mule 1174220
1536: Irish Bulls The doctor says if 'e lasts 1173938
1537: Irish Bulls For rent - 1174195
1538: Irish Bulls A servant of an English nobleman 1173810
1539: Irish Bulls A pretty school teacher, 1174076
1540: Irish Bulls A college professor, 2174204
1541: Irish Bulls MAGISTRATE - "You admit you stole the pig?" 3174454
1542: Irish Bulls In choosing his men, 1173837
1543: Irish Bulls If you want to put that song 3174002
1544: Irish Bulls A little old Irishman was trying to see 1174047
1545: Irish Bulls MRS. JENKINS - "Mrs. Smith, 2173835
1546: Irish Bulls In the hall of a Philharmonic society 2173942
1547: Irish Bulls Sir Boyle Roche is credited 1173875
1548: Irish Bulls A certain high-school professor, 1176110
1549: Irish Bulls Once, at a criminal court, 2173895
1550: Irish Bulls The ways in which application forms 4173985
1551: Irish Bulls Applicant does not know anything about maternal posterity, 5174164
1552: Irishmen A Peoria merchant deals 1173768
1553: Irishmen Here are some words, 1173771
1554: Irishmen An Irishman once lined up his family 4174022
1555: Irreverence There were three young women of Birmingham, 5173570
1556: Irreverence A few years ago Henry James reviewed 4173881
1557: It Worked A tramp entered a baker's, shivering piteously. 13174164
1558: Items The painter was required to render 20174374
1559: Jewelry Young Woman (holding out hand): 2174255
1560: Jewels The girl with the ruby lips we like, 8174113
1561: Jews What is the difference between 1174256
1562: Jews He was quite evidently from the country 8174141
1563: Jews The men were arguing as to who was the greatest inventor. 4174213
1564: Jews Levinsky, despairing of his life, 9174196
1565: Jews The Jews are among the aristocracy 1174137
1566: Jokes The joke maker's association had a feast. 4174111
1567: Jokes A nut and a joke are alike 1174168
1568: Jokes JOKELY - "I got a batch of aeroplane 3174030
1569: Jokes I ne'er forget a joke I have 4174280
1570: Jokes A negro bricklayer in Macon, Georgia, 4174109
1571: Jokes The late H.C. Bunner, when editor of Puck, 2174253
1572: Jokes NEW CONGRESSMAN - "What can I do for you, sir?" 2174274
1573: Jokes Jokes were first imported to this country several hundred years 7174355
1574: Jokes Here's to the joke, the good old joke, 12174329
1575: Jokes A jest's prosperity lies in the ear 3174109
1576: Journalism A Louisville journalist was excessively proud 1174272
1577: Journalism John R. McLean, owner of the Cincinnati Enquirer 4174437
1578: Journalism A newspaper man named Fling 5174268
1579: Journalism Come in," called the magazine editor. 3174291
1580: Journalism Hear, land o' cakes, and brither Scots, 6174423
1581: Judges A judge once had a case in which the accused 10174507
1582: Judges A gentleman of color who was brought before a police judge, 2174262
1583: Judges Four things belong to a judge: 1174087
1584: Judgment HUSBAND - "But you must admit 2174151
1585: Judgment Day It was Judgment Day, and throngs 7174049
1586: Jury In the south of Ireland a judge 1174084
1587: Jury There was recently haled into an Alabama court 4174008
1588: Just Ignorance He (dejectedly): 2174604
1589: Justice There are two sides to every question 1174059
1590: Justice What, Tommy, in the jam again, 2174274
1591: Justice One man's word is no man's word, 2174023
1592: Justice He who decides a case without hearing 1174388
1593: Justice At Last It was the usual domestic storm. 7173983
1594: Justification Wife: "Two bottles of ginger ale, 2174685
1595: Justification First Flapper: "The cheek of that conductor! 3174203
1596: Justification Mollie (who has been naughty and 2174362
1597: Justification Governess: "Well, Mollie, 4174265
1598: Justification I say, dear old bean, 3174202
1599: Justification Irate Parent: "While you stood 2174100
1600: Justification Wife: "My dear, we've simply 1173920
1601: Justification Mrs. Goodheart: "I am soliciting for the poor. 2173931
1602: Justification What's the matter, little boy? 2174178
1603: Justification Helen's elder sister: "You know, 2174320
1604: Justification Can I 'ave the arternoon off to 3174389
1605: Justification Child: "Mother, 1174253
1606: Justification The schoolmaster was explaining 2174446
1607: Justification Wife: "Yes, dear. 2174474
1608: Justification Podger (to new acquaintance): 2174038
1609: Justification Young Husband: "It seems to me, 2174122
1610: Justification Wife (referring to guest): 2173661
1611: Justification Questioning a class, an inspector asked: 5174287
1612: Justification Salesman: "Another advantage of this machine, 2174235
1613: Justification The Stage Manager: "Now then, 2173759
1614: Justification Old Gentleman (to new gardener): 2174043
1615: Justification My dear, you're not going 3173685
1616: Justification Lady (who has purchased a ready-made dress): 2173872
1617: Juvenile Delinquency A woman left her baby in its carriage 1173980
1618: Kentucky Kentucky is the state 1174377
1619: Kindness Kindness goes a long ways 1177307
1620: Kindness An old couple came in from the country, 4174227
1621: Kindness A fat woman entered a crowded street car 4174397
1622: Kings And Rulers I think," said the heir apparent, 3174460
1623: Kings And Rulers The present King George in his younger days 3174132
1624: Kings And Rulers And so we sing, "Long live the King; 4174690
1625: Kings And Rulers FIRST EUROPEAN SOCIETY LADY - "Wouldn't you like 2174428
1626: Kings And Rulers One afternoon Kaiser Wilhelm caustically reproved 6173950
1627: Kings And Rulers During the war of 1812, 2174374
1628: Kings And Rulers A lady of Queen Victoria's court 1174499
1629: Kings And Rulers Ten poor men sleep in peace 2174128
1630: Kings And Rulers Here lies our sovereign lord, the king, 5174073
1631: Kinship The urchin was highly excited, 2173973
1632: Kinship The Southern lady interrogated her colored cook, 6174137
1633: Kiss I took that pretty girl from 3173867
1634: Kisses The bridegroom, who was in a horribly nervous condition, 4174410
1635: Kisses The young man addressed the old grouch: 4174124
1636: Kisses Here's to a kiss: 7174110
1637: Kisses If I should kiss you 2174402
1638: Kisses What is he so angry with you for? 6174569
1639: Kisses There was an old maiden from Fife, 5174245
1640: Kisses Here's to the red of the holly berry, 4174188
1641: Kisses There was a young sailor of Lyd, 5174053
1642: Kisses There once was a maiden of Siam, 5174412
1643: Kisses Lord! I wonder what fool 1174412
1644: Kissing The subject of kissing was debated 2173998
1645: Kissing The tiny boy fell down and bumped his head. 4174410
1646: Kissing Some Scottish deacons were famous, 2175615
1647: Kissing Me She: "What do you mean by kissing me? 3173957
1648: Knowledge A physician was driving through a village 2174292
1649: Knowledge With knowledge 1174286
1650: Knowledge The son of the family was home 2174160
1651: Kultur HERR HAMMERSCHLEGEL (winding up the argument) 2174165
1652: Labor And Laboring Classes A farmer in great need of extra hands 5174345
1653: Landlords An English tourist was sightseeing in Ireland 3174416
1654: Languages George Ade, with a fellow American, 2174198
1655: Languages Milton was one day asked by a friend 2174363
1656: Languages Prince Bismarck was once pressed 2174137
1657: Lantern Mr. Goodsole: "Well, what do you want?" 2174162
1658: Laughter Josh Billings said: 174540
1659: Laughter TEACHER - "Freddie, you musn't 2174448
1660: Laughter Laugh and the world laughs 2174258
1661: Laughter About the best and finest 1174279
1662: Law The lawyer explained to the client his scale of prices: 2175028
1663: Lawyers Ignorance of the law does not 1174059
1664: Lawyers George Ade had finished his speech 4174388
1665: Lawyers A man was charged with stealing a horse, 3174467
1666: Lawyers An elderly darky in Georgia, 2174135
1667: Lawyers You have a pretty tough looking lot of customers 2174379
1668: Lawyers Did youse git anyt'ing? 3174442
1669: Lawyers The dean of the Law Department was very busy 5174242
1670: Lawyers A lawyer cross-examining a witness, 1174278
1671: Lawyers An impecunious young lawyer recently received 8174799
1672: Lawyers A prisoner was brought before the bar 10174518
1673: Lawyers What is that little boy crying about? 4174034
1674: Lawyers A man walking along the street of a village 5174746
1675: Lawyers Deceive not thy 1174176
1676: Lawyers A Sergeant of the Lawe, war and wys 6174366
1677: Lawyers There was a town jail, 4174278
1678: Lawyers Some physicians direct their patients 1174296
1679: Laziness A tourist in the mountains of Tennessee 7174259
1680: Laziness While the train was waiting on a side track 8174352
1681: Laziness How's times?" inquired a tourist. 6176711
1682: Laziness A tramp, after a day or two in the hustling, 2174428
1683: Laziness An Atlanta man tells of an amusing experience 6174216
1684: Laziness Some temptations come to 1174296
1685: Laziness Foreman: "'Ow is it that little 2174264
1686: Leap Year A girl looked calmly at a caller 6174322
1687: Lease Mr. McNab (after having his lease read over to him): 1174087
1688: Legerdemain What did you do last night? 2175348
1689: Legislators Thomas B. Reed was one of the Legislative 4174288
1690: Lent Did you give up anything during Lent? 2174274
1691: Letters What are you doing, Marjory? 4174144
1692: Letting Him Know Flora: "I'm writing to tell Jack 3174170
1693: Liars There are three kinds of liars: 4174066
1694: Liars Two Irishmen were working on the roof 5174007
1695: Liars FATHER (reprovingly) 2174239
1696: Liars A private, anxious to secure leave of absence, 5174373
1697: Liars A conductor and a brakeman on a Montana railroad 4174402
1698: Liars MOTHER - "Oh, Bobby, I'm ashamed of you. 2175311
1699: Liars The sages of the general store 3174223
1700: Liars A lie is an 1174283
1701: Liars An Idaho guide whose services were retained 8186982
1702: Liars When by night the frogs are croaking, 4173601
1703: Liars The World War has incited veterans 10173801
1704: Liberty Liberty is being free from the 1174093
1705: Liberty A day, an hour, of virtuous liberty 2174086
1706: Liberty Where liberty dwells 1173718
1707: Librarians A country newspaper printed the following announcement: 1173654
1708: Librarians The modern librarian is a genius. 10173961
1709: Librarians One librarian has the following 3173806
1710: Librarians A distinguished librarian is a good follower 1174036
1711: Librarians Many catalogers append notes to the main 7174291
1712: Librarians In a branch library a reader asked 1173912
1713: Librarians Have you A Joy Forever? 2174240
1714: Lies A certain famous preacher when preaching 4175059
1715: Life Life's an aquatic meet 1174561
1716: Life I count life just a stuff 2174111
1717: Life May you live as long as you like, 2173713
1718: Life Live, while you live," the epicure would say, 6173732
1719: Life This world that we're a-livin' in 4173895
1720: Life Dost thou love life? 1173831
1721: Life 6173625
1722: Life Insurance A man went to an insurance office 9174471
1723: Life Size I would like to have a globe 3173661
1724: Life's Biggest Problem Old Job: "The best way to get 2173925
1725: Life's Biggest Problem He (just introduced): 3173731
1726: Life's Biggest Problem A customer entered the small-town 2173973
1727: Life's Biggest Problem Pompous Publisher (to aspiring novice in literature): 2174082
1728: Life's Difficulties Mother: "Why, what's the matter, darling?" 4173595
1729: Life's Difficulties Does God make lions, Mother? 3173820
1730: Life's Difficulties Excuse me, officer, 1174035
1731: Life's Difficulties Mrs. Green to Mrs. Jones 1173668
1732: Life's Difficulties The Woman: "Jazz stockings 2173474
1733: Life's Difficulties Small Invalid (to visitor): 1173631
1734: Lightning The woman was strong-minded, 2173602
1735: Lisp The kindergarten teacher questioned her tiny pupil: 3173729
1736: Lisping Have you lost another tooth, 2174109
1737: Literal The class had been told by the teacher 2173738
1738: Literally He: "I understand that 2174248
1739: Literalness The visitor from the city stopped 3173762
1740: Logic The mother came on her little son who was 8174766
1741: Logic The mother came on her little son 8173640
1742: Looking Over Lady (in box): 2174199
1743: Loquacity The two old Scotchmen played a round 4173978
1744: Lost First Sailor (searching vainly for his ship 2174102
1745: Lost And Found I ain't losing any faith in human nature, 1174049
1746: Lost And Found What were you in for? 4173783
1747: Lost And Found Party that lost purse containing twenty dollars 1174268
1748: Lost And Found A lawyer having offices in a large office 4174343
1749: Lost And Found CHINAMAN - "You tellee me where railroad depot?" 3174298
1750: Love The philosopher calmly defined the exact 2176130
1751: Love Love is an insane desire on the part 1173848
1752: Love MR. SLIMPURSE - "But why do you insist 2173816
1753: Love MAUDE - "Jack is telling around 3174085
1754: Love RICH MAN - "Would you love my daughter 3174900
1755: Love Tis better to have lived and loved 2173982
1756: Love May we have those in our 1173661
1757: Love Here's to love, 1174253
1758: Love Here's to those that I love; 4173909
1759: Love It is best to love wisely, 1173718
1760: Love Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, 4173754
1761: Love O, love, love, love! 4173952
1762: Love Let the man who does 1174077
1763: Love The philosopher calmly defined the 2173678
1764: Love She: Jack is in love with you. 4173955
1765: Love And would you love me 4173807
1766: Love at first sight It was a case of love 3174042
1767: Love Me, Love Me Not The little girl came in tears to her mother. 4173666
1768: Loyalty Jenkins, a newly wedded suburbanite, 4174189
1769: Loyalty BOY - "Come quick, there's a man 3174270
1770: Luck Some people are so fond 1173676
1771: Luck O, once in each man's life, at least, 8174067
1772: Luck Tommy," said his brother, 2173915
1773: Luck A negro who was having one misfortune 1173994
1774: Luck The pessimist quoted from his own experience 2173831
1775: Luck How did you find your steak? 2173732
1776: Luck The new reporter wrote his concluding paragraph 2173720
1777: Luck The editor of the country paper went 3173595
1778: Lunacy The lunatic peered over the asylum wall, 7173988
1779: Luxury The retired colonel, who had seen forty years 3173544
1780: Lying The juryman petitioned the court 3173797
1781: Lying The tender young mother detected 6173888
1782: Maiden Speech The unhappy man explained the cause of his wretchedness: 3174401
1783: Maidens I wish I could know how many men 2174009
1784: Maine The Governor of Maine was at the school 5174242
1785: Making Good What's become ob dat little chameleon 2173955
1786: Making Sure Papa, the Earl wants me to send him 3174211
1787: Malaria The physician had taken his patient's 3174191
1788: Man Loses Memory; Shows Up At Emergency Room A frantic businessman rushed into the emergency room, threw his attaché case on the reception desk, and exclaimed, "Nurse, I need help!" 50174051
1789: Managers Boss: What do you mean by such language? 3174347
1790: Managing The Managers This conversation was overheard 3174069
1791: Manners It is told of Prince Herbert Bismarck 2174208
1792: Manners The tenderfoot in the Western town 4174123
1793: Manners After treading rather heavily on her foot, 2174285
1794: Marks(Wo)Manship An Irishman who, with his wife, 3174179
1795: Marks(Wo)Manship Mary had a little lamb, 4174303
1796: Marksmanship During the Saturday night revels 6174176
1797: Marriage MRS. QUACKENNESS - "Am yo' daughtar happily mar'd, 2174052
1798: Marriage Where am I?" the invalid exclaimed, 2174223
1799: Marriage Archbishop Ryan was visiting a small parish 4174208
1800: Marriage Was Helen's marriage a success? 2174443
1801: Marriage JENNIE - "What makes George such a pessimist?" 2174647
1802: Marriage Matrimony is the 1174597
1803: Marriage One day Mary, the charwoman, 7174110
1804: Marriage A wife placed upon her husband's tombstone: 1174382
1805: Marriage I can take a hundred words a minute, 2174156
1806: Marriage A man and his wife were airing their 7174573
1807: Marriage HIS BETTER HALF - "I think it's time 3173913
1808: Marriage O'Flanagan came home one night with 3174478
1809: Marriage What a strangely interesting face 2174179
1810: Marriage The not especially sweet-tempered 3174381
1811: Marriage A young lady entered a book store 2174244
1812: Marriage Smith and Jones were discussing the question 5174060
1813: Marriage A poor lady the other day hastened 3173975
1814: Marriage The stranger advanced toward the door. 3174113
1815: Marriage TIM - "Sarer Smith (you know 'er 4174264
1816: Marriage The cooing stops with the honeymoon, 1174211
1817: Marriage Well, old man, how did you get along after 3174382
1818: Marriage STRANGER - "What's the fight about?" 2174099
1819: Marriage A colored man had been arrested 3174351
1820: Marriage We admire the strict impartiality 1174480
1821: Marriage How many children have you? 3174450
1822: Marriage SHE - "How did they ever come to marry?" 2174473
1823: Marriage Nat Goodwin and a friend were walking 5174065
1824: Marriage Are you quite sure that was a marriage 3174278
1825: Marriage Is not marriage an open question, 1174063
1826: Marriage HOUSEHOLDER - "Here, drop that coat and clear out!" 2173950
1827: Marriage The reason why so few marriages 1174057
1828: Marriage Love is blind 1174078
1829: Marriage The mild little husband was appealing 4174247
1830: Marriage An African newspaper recently carried 5174101
1831: Marriage The solemn ceremony of marriage 2174111
1832: Marriage The mistress was annoyed by the repeated 4173720
1833: Marriage Deacon Gibbs explained why he had 2174225
1834: Marriage The wife suggested to her husband 3173562
1835: Marriage The very youthful son of a henpecked 2173629
1836: Marriage The woman was six feet tall and broad 7173543
1837: Marriage A lady received a visit from a former 4173688
1838: Marriage The negro, after obtaining a marriage license, 4173850
1839: Marriage The New England widower was speaking 2173820
1840: Marriage There were elaborate preparations 11173641
1841: Marriage Would you marry a man to reform him? 4173890
1842: Marriage Fees A poor couple who went to the priest 9173973
1843: Marriage Fees MANDY - "What foh yo' been goin'to de 2173959
1844: Marriage Fees The knot was tied; the pair were wed, 12173580
1845: Maths Homework A little boy was doing his maths homework. 11177476
1846: Measuring Instruments Golly, but I's tired! 3174042
1847: Medical Inspection Of Schools PASSER-BY - "What's the fuss in the schoolyard, boy?" 2174133
1848: Medicine The farmer's mule had just balked 4173517
1849: Medicine I hope you are following my instructions 2173909
1850: Medicine Rarely has a double meaning turned 1174110
1851: Medicine I firmly believe that if the whole 1173863
1852: Medicine A man's own observation, 174476
1853: Meekness One evening just before dinner a wife, 5173583
1854: Memorials Two negroes were talking about a recent 2173883
1855: Memorials That's rather a handsome mantelpiece 4174006
1856: Memory Uncle Mose," said a drummer, 2174281
1857: Memory A noted college president, 7174062
1858: Memory Tommy," said his mother reprovingly, 6173504
1859: Memory When time who steals our years away 4174381
1860: Memory The heart hath its own memory, like the mind, 4173948
1861: Men Here's to the men! God bless them! 4173633
1862: Men May all single men be married, 2174059
1863: Men What is your ideal man? 2174193
1864: Men I have thought some of Nature's 1174175
1865: Men Men are four: 9173694
1866: Merit Mrs. Rafferty stopped to address Mrs. Flannagan, 4173987
1867: Messages Have you the rent ready? 4174426
1868: Messages One of the passengers on a wreck 1173999
1869: Metaphor It was a Washington woman, 2173823
1870: Metaphor A water consumer in Los Angeles, 4174127
1871: Mice What's the matter with Briggs? 2173849
1872: Middle Classes WILLIE - "Paw, what is the middle class?" 2173695
1873: Might Have Been Worse The maiden of, er--forty or so, was much upset. 6175020
1874: Might Have Been Worse The maiden of, er--forty or so, was much upset. 6173443
1875: Military Discipline Murphy was a new recruit in the cavalry. 9173638
1876: Military Discipline How dare you come on parade, 3173565
1877: Military Discipline Mistake, error, 1173747
1878: Military Discipline The raw recruit was on sentry duty. 4173591
1879: Millionaire MILLIONAIRE (to a beggar) 2174042
1880: Millionaire Now that you have made $50,000,000, 2174688
1881: Millionaire When I was a young man, 2173846
1882: Millionaire No good man 1174261
1883: Millionaire And all to leave what with his toil he won, 2173769
1884: Minorities Stepping out between the acts at the first 5173455
1885: Miscellany It is related concerning a sofa, 2173654
1886: Misers There was an old man of Nantucket 5173814
1887: Misers A mere madness, 1174178
1888: Misled The Client: "I bought and paid 3173647
1889: Mismated A Texas lad, lacking a team of horses 2173788
1890: Missionaries SHE - "Poor cousin Jack! 2174273
1891: Missionaries At a meeting of the Women's Foreign Missionary Society 2173835
1892: Missions What in the world are you up to, Hilda? 2177082
1893: Mistake Magna Charta said that 1174553
1894: Mistake Panama is a town 1175002
1895: Mistake The three highest mountains 174325
1896: Mistake Wolsey saved his life 174577
1897: Mistake Those melodious bursts 1174597
1898: Mistake Queen Elizabeth rode 1174623
1899: Mistake When England was placed 1174235
1900: Mistake The gods of the Indians 1173963
1901: Mistake Every one needs a holiday 1174770
1902: Mistake The Seven Great Powers of Europe 1174114
1903: Mistake Liberty of conscience means 1174791
1904: Mistake Skeleton is what you 174039
1905: Mistake A night watchman is 1174527
1906: Mistaken Identity There was a young fellow named Paul, 5173670
1907: Mistaken Identity A Scottish woman, 4173744
1908: Mistaken Identity The late James McNeil Whistler 4173793
1909: Mistaken Identity The steamer was on the point of leaving, 10173633
1910: Mistaken Identity Much to the curious little girl's disgust, 2173864
1911: Mistaken Identity The raw Irishman was told by the farmer 2173564
1912: Mistaken Identity The meek-looking gentleman arose hastily 5173688
1913: Mistaken Identity The little man was perfectly harmless, 4173743
1914: Mistaken Identity The traveling salesman instructed 3173716
1915: Mistaken Identity The assistant minister announced 3173685
1916: Mistaken Identity The child went with her mother on a visit 4173628
1917: Mistaken Identity The new clergyman was coming to call, 4173574
1918: Mistaken Identity The editor of a country newspaper betook 1173699
1919: Mistress You say you doted on your last mistress? 4174315
1920: Misunderstood Mistress: "Don't call them jugs, 2173684
1921: Mixed Metaphors A babu, or native clerk, 2174052
1922: Modesty A British journalist, in an article 2175511
1923: Mollycoddles Tommy, why don't you play with Frank any more? 2173879
1924: Money In some of the college settlements 4173664
1925: Money Talks The disreputable-looking panhandler picked 4173715
1926: Money Value A well-known millionaire entertained 2173927
1927: Monogamy The wives of the savage chief questioned 5173883
1928: Monotony The son of the house addressed his mother wistfully. 5174564
1929: Moral Education Two little boys, four and five years old respectively, 2173779
1930: Morality The more-or-less-religious woman 2173726
1931: More Desperate Still She: "Oh! there's no use 2174018
1932: More Opportunity The Wife: "Really, my dear, 2174759
1933: More Opportunity Jacky, dear, 2174078
1934: More Opportunity The Ant: "Well, we've struck!" 3174070
1935: More Opportunity Effie: "George and I have been down 3174336
1936: Mosquitoes Senator Gore, of Oklahoma, while addressing 5174032
1937: Mosquitoes The visitor from another state talked 173553
1938: Mosquitoes A visitor in the South complained bitterly 2173990
1939: Mothers While reconnoitering in Westmoreland County, 12173898
1940: Mothers The wagons of "the greatest show on earth" 4173630
1941: Mothers A little girl, being punished by her mother flew, 3173830
1942: Mothers One morning a little girl hung about the kitchen 2173777
1943: Mothers The public-spirited lady met the little boy 11173664
1944: Mothers Here's to the happiest hours of my life 3173607
1945: Mothers Happy he 5173874
1946: Mothers Women know 8173868
1947: Mothers-In-Law Justice David J. Brewer was asked not long ago by a man. 4173967
1948: Mothers-In-Law SHE - "And so you are going to 2174030
1949: Mothers-In-Law WAITER - "Have another glass, sir?" 3174222
1950: Mothers-In-Law A blackmailer wrote the following 2176288
1951: Mothers-In-Law An undertaker telegraphed to a man 1173774
1952: Motorcycles The automobile was a thing unheard of to a mountaineer 2173635
1953: Motto 12173457
1954: Mountains Some real-estate dealers in British Columbia 1173879
1955: Movie Star And about the salary? 4173922
1956: Moving Pictures Your soldiers look fat and happy. 1174304
1957: Muck-Raking The way of the transgressor 1174058
1958: Mules Gen. O.O. Howard, as is well known, 5174017
1959: Municipal Government What's the trouble in Plunkville? 4173595
1960: Museums It had been anything but an easy afternoon 3173687
1961: Museums Two Marylanders, who were visiting the National Museum 4173543
1962: Music The musical young woman who dropped her peekaboo 173967
1963: Music A thief broke into a Madison avenue mansion 8174246
1964: Music A lady told Swinburne that she would render 1173929
1965: Music The accomplished and obliging pianist 1173923
1966: Music Dinner was a little late. 4174229
1967: Music Music is the 1173915
1968: Music I even think that, sentimentally, 1174045
1969: Music There's music in the sighing of a reed; 4173960
1970: Music Artemas Ward said: 2173949
1971: Music The optimistic pessimist explained 2173706
1972: Music The young man, who was interested in natural history, 4174027
1973: Music The boy violinist, played at a private musical, 2173780
1974: Music The apoplectic and grumpy old gentleman 5174483
1975: Musicians FATHER - "Well, sonny, did you take your dog 4174315
1976: Musicians The "celebrated pianiste," Miss Sharpe, 3174343
1977: Musicians Tis God gives skill 4173663
1978: Native Born He hit me on de koko, yer honour. 5173978
1979: Natives FRIEND (admiring the prodigy) 2174289
1980: Natural Deduction The man that argues with a woman is a fool, 4174009
1981: Nature Lovers Would you mind tooting your factory 3174261
1982: Navigation The fog was dense and the boat had 4174314
1983: Neatness The neatness of the New England housekeeper 5174312
1984: Neatness The Japanese are remarkably tidy in the matter 4174020
1985: Needs What this country needs is more production. 2174094
1986: Negroes A colored girl asked the drug clerk 8174220
1987: Negroes In certain parts of the West Indies 6174091
1988: Negroes Dinah, crying bitterly, 3174412
1989: Negroes Liza, what fo' yo' buy dat 2174094
1990: Negroes Johnny," said the mother as she vigorously 2174432
1991: Negroes The day before she was to be married 174065
1992: Negroes A southern colonel had a colored valet 7174214
1993: Negroes A negro went into a hardware shop 1174536
1994: Negroes Before a house where a colored man had died, 2174144
1995: Neighbors THE MAN AT THE DOOR - "Madame, 3174037
1996: Neighbors It was a late hour when the hostess 3174014
1997: Nerves The older sister rebuked the younger 2174139
1998: Never Miss One Elder sister: "Oh, you fancy yourself very wise, 2174104
1999: New Baby A little boy, the youngest member 1174365
2000: New Jersey You must have had a terrible experience 2174553
2001: New Suits Two darky boys in a Southern city met on the street 6173889
2002: New York City At a convention of Methodist Bishops 7174247
2003: New York City A traveler in Tennessee came across an aged 9174394
2004: Newlywed Mrs. Newlywed (on her first day's shopping): 1174417
2005: News Soon after the installation of the telegraph 1174392
2006: News Our whole neighborhood has been stirred up, 3173934
2007: News There is nothing new 1173943
2008: Newspapers A kind old gentleman seeing a small boy 2174130
2009: Newspapers VOX POPULI - "Do you think you've boosted 2174424
2010: Newspapers COLONEL HIGHFLYER - "What are your rates per column?" 2174053
2011: Newspapers EDITOR - "You wish a position as a proofreader?" 4174178
2012: Newspapers A prominent Montana newspaper man was making 4174171
2013: Newspapers Did you write this report on my lecture, 3174377
2014: Newspapers We clip the following for the benefit 2174128
2015: Newspapers Binks has sued us for libel, 3174004
2016: Newspapers Booth Tarkington says that in no state 10174428
2017: Newspapers You are the greatest inventor in the world, 2174416
2018: Newspapers Not long ago a city editor in Ottumwa, 3174284
2019: Newspapers Enraged over something the local newspaper 4174126
2020: Newspapers Four hostile newspapers 1174362
2021: Newspapers Newspapers always excite curiosity. 1174017
2022: Nice She had only been married a month, 4174262
2023: Nicotine Nicotine is so deadly 1174759
2024: Nightmare And you say you have the same nightmare every night, 6174294
2025: No Dissension Mrs. Storme: "How is your Debating 2173939
2026: No Dissension Why are they not speaking? 4174151
2027: No Doubt Lend me ten, Tom. 8174401
2028: No Effect You tell me," said the judge, 2174152
2029: No Kick Coming Merchant: Look here, 2173691
2030: No Nonsense About It The new vicar was paying a visit 5173616
2031: Nomenclature The young son of a mountaineer family 2173631
2032: Nomenclature When his daughter returned from the girls 5173689
2033: Nomenclature On an occasion when a distinguished critic 2174332
2034: Nomenclature During the scarcity of labor, 5173854
2035: Nomenclature The lady who had some culture, 2173643
2036: Nomenclature One of the two girls in the subway 3174137
2037: Nomenclature A story is told of an office-seeker 10173894
2038: Nomenclature The aged caretaker of the Episcopal 2173963
2039: None At All Sandy had gone to the station 5173783
2040: Not A Father A Protestant Episcopal clergyman 3173808
2041: Not In The Business I'm not quite sure about your 2173826
2042: Not Needed O'Grady: "And why do you want 2173997
2043: Not Restricted That gentleman who is being introduced 2174112
2044: Not Restricted John: "Yew wait here, 2174195
2045: Not Restricted The Wife: "Oh, you needn't sneer! 2174012
2046: Not Restricted The Escort: Who's that fellow 3173445
2047: Not Restricted Voice (far off): 2174084
2048: Not Strong Enough Muriel, aged four, was taken by her governess 6173676
2049: Not the Birds and the Bees. A little boy goes to his father and asks: 8177585
2050: Not Unique He: "Crowded, were you? 2174080
2051: Not Up-To-Date Penelope: "What made George 2174165
2052: Not Up-To-Date Some wise person once said 3173594
2053: Not What She Meant She: "I am sorry to hear 2173694
2054: Not What She Meant He: "By the bye, talking of old times, 2173936
2055: Not What She Meant Jones (who is of an inquiring mind): 2174093
2056: Not What She Meant Mrs. Montague Smart (suddenly, to bashful youth, 1173891
2057: Not What She Meant Mamma: "It's very late, 2173939
2058: Not What She Meant Guest: "Well, good-bye, 2174296
2059: Not What She Meant She: "No! I can't give you another dance. 2173664
2060: Not What She Meant I warn you, Sir! The discourtesy 1173659
2061: Not What She Meant Wife (at upper window): 3173763
2062: Not What She Meant Motor-Launch Officer 3173582
2063: Not What She Meant Mother: "Did you remember to pray 2173755
2064: Not Worth Much The tourist from the East had stopped 2173590
2065: Nothing New To Him The motor car was driven by a determined young woman, 4173682
2066: Nothing New To Him Lady (to pedlar): 2173895
2067: Nothing New To Him There is a lot to be said for 1173807
2068: Nothing New To Him Mother: It is rude to whisper, Humphrey. 2173570
2069: Nothing New To Him She (pouting): 2173579
2070: Nothing To Fear Irate Golfer: "You must take your children 2173459
2071: Nothing To Smile At A Londoner was telling funny stories 3174255
2072: Obituaries If you have frequent fainting spells, 1174409
2073: Observation In his daily half hour confidential 7174010
2074: Obstinacy The old mountaineer and his wife arrived 7173940
2075: Occupations Mrs. Hennessey, who was a late arrival 5174303
2076: Occupations All business men are apt to use the technical 1173980
2077: Occupations Professor," said Miss Skylight, 4173992
2078: Occupations A woman, when asked her husband's occupation, 2174069
2079: Occupations A good turkey dinner and mince pie, 3174313
2080: Occupations JONES - "How'd this happen? 2174125
2081: Occupations The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. 1174150
2082: Ocean A resident of Nahant tells this one 3173886
2083: Ocean Love the sea? 1174037
2084: Ocean I never was on the dull, 2174232
2085: Off There was a distinct air 2173987
2086: Off Like A Shot It was a case of attempted murder, 7174019
2087: Office Boy You discharged your office boy? 4174031
2088: Office Boys Have you had any experience as an office-boy? 2174328
2089: Office-Seekers A gentleman, not at all wealthy, 10174439
2090: Office-Seekers On a trip to Washington, 6174162
2091: Old Enough To Know That Are all flowers popular? 4174193
2092: Omen The great pugilist was superstitious 2174516
2093: Once Too Often Yes, dear, I'm going out to-night. 2174373
2094: Once Too Often Phwat's the matter wid yez, 2174278
2095: Onions Can the Burbanks of the glorious West 4174082
2096: Onions SHE - "They say that an apple 2175041
2097: Only Their Way First Lady (effusively): 2174020
2098: Opening Father's Eyes Papa," said Little Horatio, 4174123
2099: Opera Which do you consider the most 4174247
2100: Opportunity Many a man creates 1174199
2101: Opportunity Who seeks, and will not take 2174265
2102: Opportunity In life's small things be resolute 4174325
2103: Optical Illusion The sergeant rebuked the private angrily: 5174024
2104: Optician A Northern man in an optician's shop 1174355
2105: Optimism Optimism is 1174067
2106: Optimism An optimist is a man 1174063
2107: Optimism An optimist is the fellow 1174046
2108: Optimism An optimist is a woman 1177017
2109: Optimism A political optimist is a fellow 1174338
2110: Optimism Mayor William S. Jordan, 6174196
2111: Optimism A Scotsman who has a keen appreciation 6174301
2112: Optimism A German shoemaker left the gas 5174062
2113: Optimism My own hope is, a sun will pierce 6175261
2114: Optimism The day laborer was of a cheerful 4174202
2115: Optimism The optimist fell from the top story 2174168
2116: Orators It is narrated that Colonel Breckenridge, 5174348
2117: Orators When Demosthenes was asked what 1173958
2118: Orientation John B. Gough was fond of telling 12174165
2119: Our Modern Infant Genial Uncle: "Well, old chap, 2174165
2120: Our Modern Infant Little Girl (to Bride at wedding reception): 3173950
2121: Outdoor Life One day, in the spring of '74, Cap Smith's 5173950
2122: Outworn Tiny Clara heard her mother say 2173678
2123: Overtime Once, in a rush season, 1173799
2124: Paintings She had engaged a maid recently from the country, 2174126
2125: Paintings A picture is 1174446
2126: Palmistry Do you know anything about palmistry 4174099
2127: Panics One night at a theatre some scenery took fire, 5174379
2128: Paradox The amiable old lady was overheard talking 2174201
2129: Paradox Two friends from Ireland on a tour occupied 4174123
2130: Parents William, aged five, had been reprimanded 3173967
2131: Parents What does your mother say 2174308
2132: Parents A little lad was desperately ill, 3174185
2133: Parents Mrs. White was undoubtedly the disciplinarian 5174049
2134: Parents Robert has lately acquired a stepmother. 3174271
2135: Parents Well, Bobby, what do you want 2174227
2136: Parents Little Eleanor's mother was an American, 2174147
2137: Parents The lawyer was sitting at his desk absorbed 5173883
2138: Parrots Pat had but a limited knowledge 1174225
2139: Partnership A West Virginia darky, a blacksmith, 1174308
2140: Passwords I want to change my password, 5174224
2141: Passwords Senator Tillman not long ago piloted a plain 8174352
2142: Pastoral Burdette quotes as follows a year's statistics 2174159
2143: Patience Your husband seems to be very impatient lately. 4174626
2144: Patriotism General Gordon, the Confederate commander, 2174438
2145: Patriotism A snobbish young Englishman visiting Washington's home 3174323
2146: Patriotism Speaking of the policy of the Government 4174149
2147: Patriotism A number of Confederate prisoners, 8173988
2148: Patriotism Historical controversies are creeping into the schools. 5174073
2149: Patriotism Our country! When right to be kept right; 1174260
2150: Patriotism Our country! In her intercourse with foreign 1174343
2151: Patriotism There are no points of the compass 1174105
2152: Patriotism Patriotic exercises and flag worship 1174150
2153: Patriotism The Scotchman returned to his native town, 2174040
2154: Patriotism There is no doubting the strong patriotism 8174033
2155: Patriotism The troops had been marching through 2174103
2156: Peace The mourning widow caused a tender 2174230
2157: Peacemaker The father was telling at the table 4173884
2158: Pension The usual details in administration 4174485
2159: Pensions WILLIS - "I wonder if there will ever be universal peace." 2174163
2160: Pensions Why was it you never married again, 2174178
2161: Pensions If England had a system of pensions like ours, 1174207
2162: Perfect Agreement Mother: "Hush! You two children 2174150
2163: Perhaps! You are a little goose! 2174051
2164: Personal Names Israel Zangwill, the well-known writer, 2174127
2165: Personal Names FRIEND-"So your great Russian actor 2174038
2166: Personal Names A somewhat unpatriotic little son of Italy, 5174291
2167: Personal Names A shy young man once said to a young lady: 2173967
2168: Personal Names An American travelling in Europe engaged a courier. 7174011
2169: Personal Names The story is told of Helen Hunt, 4174205
2170: Personal Names A street-car "masher" tried in every way to attract 5174069
2171: Personal Names The comedian came on with affected diffidence. 5174070
2172: Personal Names But Eliza," said the mistress, 2174344
2173: Personal Names The mother of the girl baby, 2174191
2174: Personal Names There was a great swell in Japan, 5173831
2175: Personal Names He was a young lawyer who had just 4173967
2176: Personal Names Who hath not own'd, 2174124
2177: Pessimism A pessimist is a man 1173898
2178: Pessimism How happy are the Pessimists! 4173851
2179: Pessimism A pessimist is one who 1174043
2180: Pessimism I had a mighty queer surprise 2174224
2181: Pessimism To tell men that they cannot 1173806
2182: Pessimism With earth's first clay they did the last man knead, 8173495
2183: Pessimism The energetic New England woman 2173970
2184: Pessimism The old man shook his head dolefully 2177055
2185: Pessimism The visitor remarked affably to the man of the house: 3173897
2186: Philadelphia A Staten Island man, 4173932
2187: Philadelphia Among the guests at an informal dinner 3173981
2188: Philanthropists Little grains of short weight, 4174101
2189: Philanthropy I hear that Mrs. Brewster hasn't paid her 3174346
2190: Philosophy Philosophy is finding out how many things 1174070
2191: Phonetics Little Willie questioned his grandmother 6174511
2192: Physicians And Surgeons The eight-year-old son of a Baltimore physician, 4173651
2193: Physicians And Surgeons The doctor stood by the bedside, 5173608
2194: Physicians And Surgeons Doctor, I want you to look after my office 2174160
2195: Physicians And Surgeons An old darky once lay seriously ill 2173787
2196: Physicians And Surgeons There had been an epidemic of colds in the town, 2173952
2197: Physicians And Surgeons FIRST DOCTOR - "I operated on him for appendicitis. 2174694
2198: Physicians And Surgeons FUSSY LADY PATIENT - "I was suffering so much, 2173580
2199: Physicians And Surgeons MEDICAL STUDENT - "What did you operate on that man for?" 4173740
2200: Physicians And Surgeons The three degrees in medical treatment 1173844
2201: Physicians And Surgeons What caused the coolness between you 4174165
2202: Physicians And Surgeons A tourist while traveling in the north 2174118
2203: Physicians And Surgeons When the physician gives you medicine 1173613
2204: Physicians And Surgeons Physicians, of all men, 1174249
2205: Physicians And Surgeons This is the way that physicians mend or end us, 4173617
2206: Physiology The teacher explained to her young pupils 2173728
2207: Picture show The lady was waiting to buy a ticket 3173478
2208: Pins Oh, dear!" sighed the wife 2173932
2209: Pittsburg How about that airship? 4173617
2210: Pittsburg SKYBOUGH - "Why have you put that vacuum cleaner 2173751
2211: Pittsburg A man just back from South America 7174050
2212: Plain Speaking The new maid was talkative, 3173754
2213: Play The mother heard a great commotion, 2173798
2214: Played Them Both Up A small boy was playing with an iron hoop 8175667
2215: Played Them Both Up A small boy was playing with an iron 8173706
2216: Playing Possum No, suh," the ancient negro asserted, 1174182
2217: Pleasure BILLY - "Huh! I bet you didn't have a good 3173952
2218: Pleasure Winnie had been very naughty, 2173602
2219: Pleasure In Concord, New Hampshire, 2173638
2220: Pleasure Here's to beauty, 1173863
2221: Pleasure A dinner, coffee and cigars, 4174075
2222: Pleasure The roses of pleasure seldom last 1173467
2223: Plumber The plumber at many dollars a day could afford 4173926
2224: Plumber The long-suffering professor smothered 7173700
2225: Poetry Poetry is a gift we are told, 1174032
2226: Poetry The evil effects of decadent verse 1173682
2227: Poets EDITOR - "Have you submitted this poem anywhere else?" 3173941
2228: Poets Why is it," asked the persistent poetess, 5173938
2229: Poets Sir Lewis Morris was complaining 1173651
2230: Poets God's prophets of the Beautiful, 2174384
2231: Poets We call those poets who are first to mark 4174329
2232: Point Of View A couple from Boston spent a winter in Augusta, 3173806
2233: Point Of View The kindly old lady chanced to be present 4173661
2234: Poker Tommy Atkins and a doughboy sat in a poker 4173630
2235: Poker Daughter," said the old man, sternly, 3174373
2236: Police A man who was "wanted" in Russia 1174052
2237: Police I had a message from the Black Hand, 6174055
2238: Politeness The little girl in the car was a pest. 4173731
2239: Politeness Johnny, who was to be the guest at a neighbor's 5174189
2240: Politeness On Johnnie's return from the birthday party, 3174034
2241: Politeness The teacher used as an illustration of bad grammar, 4173548
2242: Politeness The man sitting in the street car addressed 5173543
2243: Political Parties ZOO SUPERINTENDENT - "What was all the rumpus 4174015
2244: Politicians Politicians always 1174428
2245: Politicians The man who goes into politics 1173565
2246: Politicians A political orator, evidently better 1174057
2247: Politicians POLITICIAN - "Congratulate me, my dear, 3174098
2248: Politicians What makes you think the baby 2173752
2249: Politicians The mere proposal to set the politician 1174073
2250: Politicians At a political meeting the speakers 2173964
2251: Politicians A political speaker, while making a speech, 2174020
2252: Politicians The Rev. Dr. Biddell tells a lively story 3173842
2253: Politicians Senator Mark Hanna was walking through 7174007
2254: Politicians FATHER: "My son will make a brilliant politician one day" 3174070
2255: Politics Politics consists of 1174098
2256: Politics If I were asked to define politics 1173677
2257: Politics LITTLE CLARENCE (who has an inquiring mind) 2174232
2258: Politics Many a man," remarked the milk toast philosopher, 6173945
2259: Politics Little Millie's father and grandfather 2174197
2260: Politics The shortest after-dinner speech 2174050
2261: Politics Politics is but the common 1174287
2262: Politics The little boy interrupted his father's reading 4173645
2263: Poor Tramp: "Would you please 1173823
2264: Popular Opinion First Burglar: "Say, Bill, 2174009
2265: Population Someone asked a darky from Richmond 2173767
2266: Postal It is human nature to take an interest 2173637
2267: Poverty Poverty is no disgrace, 1174069
2268: Poverty A traveler passing through the Broad 3174354
2269: Poverty One day an inspector of a New York 3177103
2270: Poverty There is no man so poor 1173920
2271: Poverty May poverty be always 1174145
2272: Poverty Not he who has little, 1174256
2273: Praise WIFE (complainingly) 2173962
2274: Praise What sort of a man is he? 2173583
2275: Praise One negro workman was overheard talking to another: 2173990
2276: Prayer The Dutchman still retained a strong accent, 2173735
2277: Prayer A Scotch missionary in the Far East 2174010
2278: Prayer Charles had attained the age of five 2174364
2279: Prayer At the request of his wife, 4174008
2280: Prayer The newspaper report of the special Sunday 2173919
2281: Prayer The New York Sun published the following: 5173850
2282: Prayer A little boy was asked if he prayed 2174137
2283: Prayer A prayer showing a ghastly confusion 2174128
2284: Prayer As the boat was sinking, 6173823
2285: Prayer Meetings A foreigner who attended a prayer 1173962
2286: Prayers During the winter the village preacher 2174974
2287: Prayers A little girl in Washington 1173755
2288: Prayers TEACHER - "Now, Tommy, 2174038
2289: Prayers A well-known revivalist whose work 5174072
2290: Prayers A little girl attending an Episcopal 2173869
2291: Prayers The new minister in a Georgia church 3174223
2292: Prayers Hilma was always glad to say her prayers, 2173948
2293: Prayers Willie's mother had told him that 5173723
2294: Prayers Little Polly, coming in from her walk one morning, 2174275
2295: Prayers Prayer is the 1173866
2296: Prayers Pray to be perfect, though material leaven 4173804
2297: Preacher A colored deacon who was the leader 2173854
2298: Preaching The services in the chapel 3173781
2299: Preaching One Sunday morning a certain young pastor 11174191
2300: Preaching The late Bishop Foss once visited 2173758
2301: Preaching Yes, sir," said the irate man, 1174297
2302: Preaching A noted eastern Judge when visiting 2174350
2303: Preaching The preacher's evening discourse 2173629
2304: Preaching The new minister's first sermon 1173590
2305: Preaching A young preacher, who was staying 3173633
2306: Preaching A distinguished theologian 2174139
2307: Preaching A clergyman was once sent for in the middle 5174035
2308: Preaching I never see my rector's eyes; 4174296
2309: Preaching A stranger entered the church 4174042
2310: Preaching Once upon a time there was an Indian 7174187
2311: Precaution When the colored couple were being 2173661
2312: Precaution The lawyer for the defense, 4173741
2313: Precociousness A stranger rang the door-bell. 4173850
2314: Precocity The playwright rushed up to the critic at the club. 3173698
2315: Prematureness Ikey saw his friend Jakey 4173643
2316: Preparedness The small boy was directed to soak 2173730
2317: Preparedness The two scrub women met and chattered to this effect: 5173481
2318: Preparedness The father entered the room where Clara, 4174007
2319: Prescriptions After a month's work in intensely warm weather 4173896
2320: Presence Of Mind What did you do when you met 2174054
2321: Pride The little boy was greatly elated 2173689
2322: Pride Pride often has no better basis 6173537
2323: Printers The master of all trades: 1173906
2324: Prison Reform The society matron explained the necessity 2173853
2325: Prisons A man arrested for stealing chickens 1173870
2326: Prisons SHERIFF - "That fellow who just left 3173824
2327: Privilege The tenderfoot in the mining town 2173681
2328: Probably I want to buy you something 2173780
2329: Procrastination The Southern darky is usually willing enough, 4173836
2330: Prodigals Why did the father of the prodigal son 2173667
2331: Profanity THE RECTOR - "It's terrible for a man 2174119
2332: Profanity FIRST DEAF MUTE - "He wasn't so very angry, was he?" 2173966
2333: Profanity The little daughter of a clergyman 3173666
2334: Profanity Very frequently the winter highways 4174024
2335: Profanity A scrupulous priest of Kildare, 5173905
2336: Profanity Donald and Jeanie were putting down a carpet. 3173914
2337: Profanity It is not always necessary to make 1173901
2338: Profanity Little Bartholomew's mother overheard 3174237
2339: Profanity They were in Italy together. 6173844
2340: Profanity A school girl was required to write 2173907
2341: Profanity The ashman was raising a can of ashes 3173614
2342: Profanity A young man entered the jeweler's store 2173997
2343: Profanity For it comes to pass oft that 1174003
2344: Profanity The longshoreman was indulging in a fit of temper, 3173823
2345: Profanity The deacon carried a chain to the blacksmith 2173730
2346: Profiteers The wife of the profiteer discoursed 4173713
2347: Profiteers The advertisement offered for fifty cents 2173953
2348: Profiteers Are you sure this handbag is genuine crocodile skin? 4173985
2349: Profiteers Customer: "But if it costs twenty dollars 2173666
2350: Progress The cottager was crippled by rheumatism, 3173711
2351: Progress The kindly clergyman, newly come to the parish, 3173653
2352: Progress The physician advised his patient to eat 4173766
2353: Prohibition Talking about dry towns, 3174063
2354: Prohibition It was prohibition country. 7194788
2355: Prohibition The objector to prohibition spoke bitterly: 5173629
2356: Prohibition The wife complained to her husband 2173927
2357: Prolific The woman teacher in a New York School 8173476
2358: Promise I'd like to see the man 2173669
2359: Promoting Mr. Harcourt, the Secretary of State 1173575
2360: Promoting There are many tales about the caution 5173657
2361: Promotion Promotion cometh neither 1173775
2362: Promptness Are you first in anything at school, Earlie? 2174050
2363: Promptness The head of a large business house 1173515
2364: Promptness Are you waiting for me, dear? 2173907
2365: Pronunciation A tale is told of a Kansas minister, 2173843
2366: Pronunciation I'm at the head of my class, 3173761
2367: Pronunciation The parson's daughter spoke pleasantly, 7173789
2368: Proof Shopper:--"Are these eggs fresh?" 4173727
2369: Property The indignant householder held up 3173632
2370: Proportion A middle-aged colored woman in a Georgia village, 4175304
2371: Proposal He was a Scot, with the usual characteristics 3173945
2372: Proposals A love-smitten youth who was studying 2174172
2373: Proposals A gentleman who had been in Chicago 2173874
2374: Proposals There was a young man from the West, 5173864
2375: Proposals They were dining on fowl in a restaurant. 1173917
2376: Proposals Dear May," wrote the young man, 2174124
2377: Proposals The four Gerton girls were all good-looking; 7173641
2378: Proposals It was at Christmas, 4173760
2379: Proposals A Scotch beadle led the maiden 2173891
2380: Proposals IMPECUNIOUS LOVER - "Be mine, Amanda, 2173872
2381: Proposals The surest way to hit a woman's heart 1173741
2382: Propriety There was a young lady of Wilts, 5173562
2383: Prosperity May bad fortune follow you 2174546
2384: Protestant Episcopal Church One of our popular New England 4173965
2385: Protestant Episcopal Church An Episcopal clergyman who was passing 7174097
2386: Protestants A Protestant mission meeting 1173923
2387: Providence Why did papa have appendicitis 3173671
2388: Providence There's a certain minister whose duties sometimes 4173850
2389: Providence The babu explained with great politeness 2173916
2390: Provincialism Some time ago an English friend 4173840
2391: Provincialism A southerner, with the intense love 8173941
2392: Prudence Sandy MacTavish was a guest at a christening party 3174067
2393: Prudence The young man, who was notorious 3173805
2394: Public Service Corporations The attorney demanded to know 5173741
2395: Public Service Corporations Yes, he had some rare trouble with his eyes, 3174252
2396: Public Speakers ORATOR - "I thought your paper was friendly to me?" 4173732
2397: Public Speakers TRAVELING LECTURER FOR SOCIETY (to the remaining listener) 2173906
2398: Public Speakers Ex-senator Spooner of Wisconsin 3174938
2399: Public Speakers When I arose to speak, 3173643
2400: Public Speakers Uncle Joe" Cannon has a way of speaking 3174241
2401: Public Speakers A South African tribe has an effective 1173911
2402: Public Speakers A rather turgid orator, 7173847
2403: Public Speakers The self-made millionaire who had endowed 2173790
2404: Public Speakers Mark Twain once told this story: 2173973
2405: Punishment A parent who evidently disapproved 2173931
2406: Punishment No, sirree!" ejaculated Bunkerton. 2174307
2407: Punishment James the Second, when Duke of York, 1174205
2408: Punishment A white man during reconstruction times 6174349
2409: Punishment A lawyer was defending a man accused 4174126
2410: Punishment Muriel, a five-year-old subject of King George, 2173585
2411: Punishment During the reconstruction days of Virginia, 2173799
2412: Punishment What punishment did that defaulting 1173902
2413: Punishment An Indian in Washington County once 1173797
2414: Punishment TEACHER - "Willie, did your father cane 4173870
2415: Punishment Boohoo! Boohoo!" wailed little Johnny. 5174024
2416: Punishment The fact that corporal punishment 12173889
2417: Punishment A little fellow who was being subjected 2173843
2418: Punishment A little girl about three years old 4174049
2419: Punishment It is less to suffer 1173921
2420: Punishment If Jupiter hurled his thunderbolt 1173664
2421: Punishment The school teacher, after writing to the mother 2173806
2422: Punishment The little boy dashed wildly around the corner, 4173805
2423: Punishment The little lad sat on the curb howling lustily. 4173717
2424: Puns A father once said to his son, 5173825
2425: Puns What is your name?" demanded the judge 8173940
2426: Puns A member of the Lambs' Club had a reputation 4174113
2427: Puns The stallion that had been driven in from 4174078
2428: Puns When Mr. Choate was ambassador 6173613
2429: Pure Carelessness It was visiting day at the prison 3173630
2430: Pure Food Into a general store of a town in Arkansas 5173745
2431: Pure Food On a recent trip to Germany, 8174000
2432: Puzzle The humorist offered his latest 6173684
2433: Qualified The Leading Woman: "How does Garrette 2173985
2434: Quarrels But why did you leave your last place? 4174386
2435: Quarrels I hear ye had words with Casey. 4174036
2436: Quarrels There had been a wordy falling-out between 1174029
2437: Quarrels A quarrel is quickly 1174442
2438: Quarrelsome The applicant for the position of cook 4174296
2439: Questions The more questions a woman 1174214
2440: Questions It was a very hot day and the fat drummer 3174054
2441: Questions A party of young men were camping, 6174183
2442: Questions A browbeating lawyer was demanding 4175642
2443: Questions Officers have a right to ask questions 10174451
2444: Questions The sages say, Dame Truth delights to dwell 4174353
2445: Questions It was a rule of the club that anyone asking 3174200
2446: Quotations Stanley Jordan, the well-known Episcopal minister, 2174375
2447: Race Prejudices A negro preacher in a southern town 5174112
2448: Race Pride Sam Jones, the evangelist, 1174230
2449: Race Pride An Irishman and a Jew were discussing 9174191
2450: Race Suicide Prisoner, why did you assault this landlord? 4174065
2451: Races In answer to the question, 1177264
2452: Races Now, Thomas," said the foreman 4174525
2453: Railroad A railroad was opened through a remote region, 4174145
2454: Railroads Talk 'bout railroads bein' a blessin', 1174313
2455: Railroads On one of the southern railroads there 4174511
2456: Railroads I read of the terrible vengeance inflicted 5174089
2457: Railroads The reporter who had accompanied the special train 4174434
2458: Railroads The Hon. John Sharp Williams had an engagement 3174217
2459: Railroads We were bounding along, 4174105
2460: Railroads Three men were talking in rather a large way 3174052
2461: Railroads Say, young man, 3174343
2462: Railroads An express on the Long Island Railroad 5174417
2463: Railroads The president of one great southern railway 7173979
2464: Railroads It was on a little branch railway 3174684
2465: Rapid Transit One cold, wintry morning a man of tall 3174131
2466: Ready And Willing Magistrate: "Can't this case 2174350
2467: Ready And Willing An old darky visited a doctor 1174163
2468: Ready And Willing An airman had been taking up passengers 1174044
2469: Ready And Willing Chloe: I sho' mighter knowed 3174082
2470: Ready And Willing The professor was deeply 1174127
2471: Ready To Join Minister: Would you care to join 2174090
2472: Real Estate Agents Little Nelly told little Anita what she termed a "little fib." 5174049
2473: Realised Lawyer: "When I was a boy my highest 2174428
2474: Realism The storekeeper at Yount, Idaho, 13174312
2475: Realism MOTHER - "Tommy, if you're pretending 2174064
2476: Realism Children," said the teacher, 2174160
2477: Realism A great deal of fun has been poked 1174338
2478: Reality A man, who is the father 4174144
2479: Reassuring She: "Oh! Jack! Are you perfectly 2174150
2480: Recall SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER - "Johnny, 2174400
2481: Recall Senator, why don't you unpack your trunk? 2174343
2482: Recently married A popular Oklahoma City salesman 4174123
2483: Recipe for a baby: Clean and dress a wriggle, add a pint of nearly milk, 4174471
2484: Recipe for a milliner: To a presence that's much more than queenly, 4173956
2485: Recipe for a multi-millionaire: Take a boy with bare feet as a starter 4174183
2486: Recipe for a parson: To a cupful of negative goodness 4174182
2487: Recipe for a policeman: To a quart of boiling temper 4174336
2488: Recipe for a suffragette: To the power that already lies in her hands 4173957
2489: Recipe for a telephone operator: To fearful and wonderful rolling of "r's," 4174074
2490: Recipe for a waiter: Stuff a hired dress-suit case with an effort to please, 4174089
2491: Recipe for an actor: To one slice of ham add assortment of roles. 4173981
2492: Recipe for an ingenue: A pound and three-quarters of kitten, 4174287
2493: Recipe for an orchestra leader: Four hundred and twenty-two movements 4174037
2494: Recognition The office telephone was out of order. 4174185
2495: Recommendations A firm of shady outside London 3174232
2496: Recommendations MISTRESS - "Have you a reference?" 2174115
2497: Recommendations There is a story of a Scotch gentleman 1173747
2498: Recommendations The buxom maid had been hinting 9173615
2499: Recommendations An Englishman and an Irishman went to the 4173726
2500: Reconciliations Yes, I quarreled with my wife about nothing. 3174009
2501: Record It appears to be your record, 2173826
2502: Recruit Officer (drilling recruits): 4174043
2503: Redeeming Trait I know I'm old, but I'm crazy about you, 4174248
2504: Reform Abe Jones was a colored man who made 4173902
2505: Reformers LOUISE - "The man that Edith married is a reformer." 2173670
2506: Reformers He was earnestly but prosily orating at the audience. 2174001
2507: Reformers The young woman sat before her glass 2173583
2508: Regrets A Newport man who was invited to a house 1174060
2509: Regrets After the death of Lord Houghton, 1173763
2510: Regrets A young woman prominent in the social set 2173702
2511: Rehearsals The funeral procession was moving along 4173633
2512: Relatives It is hard, indeed, 2173947
2513: Reliability The Southern lady saw old 'Rastus setting 3173962
2514: Religions When Bishop Phillips Brooks sailed 2173557
2515: Religions At a recent conference of Baptists, 3173770
2516: Religions A recent book on Russia relates the story 2174147
2517: Religions The priest of a New York parish 2173463
2518: Religions A man addicted to walking in his sleep 1174207
2519: Religions The friendship existing between Father Kelly 3173454
2520: Religions The broad-minded see the truth 1173616
2521: Remedies MISTRESS - "Did the mustard plaster do you any good, Bridget?" 2173762
2522: Remedies SUFFERER - "I have a terrible toothache 3173679
2523: Remedies For every ill beneath the sun 4174175
2524: Remembered Blinks, after inviting his friend, 6173870
2525: Reminders The wife of an overworked promoter said at breakfast: 4173987
2526: Repartee Repartee is saying 1174025
2527: Repartee Among the members of a working gang 2173922
2528: Repartee A middle-aged farmer accosted a serious-faced youth 4173951
2529: Repartee SEEDY VISITOR - "Do you have many wrecks 2174033
2530: Repartee HER DAD - "No, sir; I won't have my daughter 2173680
2531: Repartee Wendell Phillips was traveling through 11174126
2532: Repartee SOLEMN SENIOR - "So your efforts 2173859
2533: Repartee A benevolent person watched a workman 4175633
2534: Repartee Winston Churchill, the young English statesman, 4173784
2535: Repartee Strickland Gillilan, the lecturer and the man 3173716
2536: Repartee TRAVELER - "Say, boy, your corn looks kind of yellow." 6177118
2537: Repartee President Lincoln was busily engaged 3174007
2538: Repartee The garrulous old lady in the stern 6173964
2539: Repartee Nothing more clearly expresses the sentiments 4173913
2540: Repartee John Kendrick Bangs one day called 3174135
2541: Repartee A boy took a position in an office 4175578
2542: Repartee An Englishman was being shown the sights 3173814
2543: Repartee Pat was busy on a road working 2174243
2544: Repartee A district leader went to Sea Girt, 2173854
2545: Repartee According to the London Globe 4173870
2546: Repartee A small boy was hoeing corn in a sterile 7173933
2547: Repentance When the Devil was sick, 1176673
2548: Repetition The little girl had been naughty in school. 2173896
2549: Republican Party The morning after a banquet, 174000
2550: Reputation Popularity is when people like you; 1174039
2551: Resemblances Senator Blackburn is a thorough Kentuckian, 4174056
2552: Resemblances Every time the baby looks into my face he smiles 2174280
2553: Resemblances Mark Twain constantly received letters 5174031
2554: Resemblances NEIGHBOR: "Johnny, I think in looks 2173986
2555: Resignation Then you don't think I practice what I preach, 2173682
2556: Resignation The physician, afer an examination, 6173492
2557: Respectability Is he respectable? 2173651
2558: Rest Cure A weather-beaten damsel somewhat 3174000
2559: Retaliation You know that fellow, Jim McGroiarty 5173890
2560: Retaliation Once when Henry Ward Beecher was 2173823
2561: Retaliation An Episcopal clergyman, 2173951
2562: Retroactive You know you should love your 2174308
2563: Retroactive Pupil: "What I want to know is, 2173709
2564: Revenge Is Sweet Yes," proudly announced the ex-captain, 3173964
2565: Revolution At a reception given by the Daughters 1173930
2566: Revolutions Haiti was in the midst of a revolution. 5174396
2567: Reward Of Merit A very tidy young man was distressed 2174152
2568: Reward Of Virtue The little boy put a serious question 2173661
2569: Reward Of Virtue The teacher directed the class to compose 4173480
2570: Rewards Said a great Congregational preacher 5174129
2571: Rheumatism 2173969
2572: Rich marriage Is she making a rich marriage? 2173495
2573: Roads A Yankee just returning to the states 6173795
2574: Roasts As William Faversham was having his luncheon 2174015
2575: Ruling Passion Noah Webster, the maker of the dictionary, 5174021
2576: Safety First Come over here!" called a friend to an 3174508
2577: Safety First Amos Perkins was hired in the spring to shoot muskrats, 5174145
2578: Safety First The disgruntled fisherman at the club lifted 6175702
2579: Safety First A G. A. R. veteran told to some members 3174329
2580: Safety First The woman hesitated over buying the silver service. 3173997
2581: Salaries A country school-teacher was cashing her monthly check 2174369
2582: Sales A bright little newsie entered 7174992
2583: Sales Farmer: "Would you like to buy 2174119
2584: Salesmen And Salesmanship A darky fruit-dealer 5174296
2585: Salesmen And Salesmanship The quick wit of a traveling salesman 2173988
2586: Salesmen And Salesmanship A young man entered a hat store 8174224
2587: Salesmen And Salesmanship VISITOR - "Can I see that motorist 3174330
2588: Salesmen And Salesmanship That fellow is too slick for me. 3174338
2589: Salesmen And Salesmanship In a small South Carolina town that was 2174337
2590: Salesmen And Salesmanship He who finds he has something to sell, 4174462
2591: Saloons Where can I get a drink in this town? 4174458
2592: Salvation WILLIS - "Some of these rich fellows seem 2173832
2593: Salvation An Italian noble at church one day gave 7174123
2594: Salvation An Episcopal missionary in Wyoming 3174011
2595: Salvation Edith was light-hearted and merry 4174280
2596: Sandy Scored A pompous Scottish laird met 5174036
2597: Sanity It is a matter of uncommon knowledge 2173975
2598: Sarcasm The noted story-teller at a dinner party 2174149
2599: Sarcasm The ponderous judge interrupted 3174340
2600: Sarcasm Everything that could be done to make 5174046
2601: Saving Take care of the pennies 1173966
2602: Saving Do you save up money 2174293
2603: Saving JOHNNY - "Papa, would you be glad 3174053
2604: Saving According to the following story, 4173992
2605: Saving Robert dear," said the coy little maiden 9174161
2606: Saving A servant, who indulged in sprees 2174141
2607: Scandal An ill wind 1174158
2608: Scapegoat Cousin Willie, aged ten, came for a visit 9174155
2609: Schedule Cooks' tourists travel exactly according to schedule. 5174385
2610: Schedule The man about to take a train was worried 2174022
2611: Scholarship There is in Washington an old "grouch 5173968
2612: Scholarship Well, there were only three boys in school 5174141
2613: Scholarship Sammy's mother was greatly distressed 4174737
2614: Scholarship Who ceases to be a 1174339
2615: Schools Mamma," complained little Elsie, 2174166
2616: Scientific Management The late Sylvanus Miller, 5174051
2617: Scientific Management A visitor from New York to the suburbs 5174113
2618: Scientific Proof One day a teacher was having a first-grade class 2175797
2619: Scientific Proof One day a teacher was having a first-grade 2174135
2620: Scotch A Scotchman had been presented 2174571
2621: Scotched! A parsimonious farmer notorious 5174126
2622: Seasickness A Philadelphian, on his way to Europe, 1174068
2623: Seasickness Motto for the dining saloon 1174088
2624: Seasickness On the steamer the little bride 3174312
2625: Seasickness A clergyman who was holding a children's 2174366
2626: Seasickness The first day out was perfectly lovely, 1173726
2627: Seasickness The great ocean liner rolled and pitched. 5173819
2628: Seasickness There was a young man from Ostend, 5173605
2629: Seasickness On the first morning of the voyage, 2174151
2630: Seasickness The pair on their honeymoon were crossing 5173846
2631: Seasickness The seasick voyager on the ocean bowed 4173727
2632: Seasickness The wife of the seasick passenger was about 4173762
2633: Seasickness The moralizing gentleman at the club remarked ponderously: 4173554
2634: Seasons There was a young fellow named Hall, 5174369
2635: Sectarian Once upon a time a coach was held up 7173748
2636: Sectarian A Scotch Presbyterian clergyman tells 4173982
2637: Self-Betrayal The old lady was very aristocratic, 3173676
2638: Senators A Senator is very 1173974
2639: Senators You have been conspicuous in the halls 2174067
2640: Senators An aviator alighted on a field and said 3173696
2641: Sense Of Humor What of his sense of humor? 2173721
2642: Sense Of Humor A sense of humor is a help and a 3173838
2643: Sense Of Humor Mark Twain once approached a friend, 7174015
2644: Sense Of Humor The perception of the 1173980
2645: Sermon The aged colored clergyman, 2173910
2646: Servants TOMMY - "Pop, what is it that the Bible 2173552
2647: Servants As usual, they began discussing 2174082
2648: Servants SMITH - "We are certainly in luck 2173745
2649: Servants THE NEW GIRL - "An' may me intended 3173639
2650: Servants And do you have to be called in the morning? 2174150
2651: Servants A maid dropped and broke a beautiful platter 2174027
2652: Servants Young housewives obliged to practice 5174278
2653: Servants It is probable that many queens 6173523
2654: Servants MRS. LITTLETOWN - "This magazine looks 4174169
2655: Servants MRS. HOUSEN HOHM - "What is your name?" 4173814
2656: Servants MISTRESS - "Nora, I saw a policeman 2173813
2657: She Could Use Him Rastus," said the judge sternly, 2174049
2658: She Took Them I don't know whether I like these 2173996
2659: Sheep And Goats The little girl was deeply impressed 8173727
2660: Shiftlessness The shiftless man, who preferred reading to labor, 3173620
2661: Shipwreck The new member of the club listened with solemn 5173686
2662: Shopping CLERK - "Can you let me off to-morrow afternoon? 3174185
2663: Show-girls Interviewer: "What sort of girls 2173640
2664: Shyness The late "lan Maclaren" 3174634
2665: Signs When the late Senator Wolcott first went 2174040
2666: Signs Buck" Kilgore, of Texas, 5174147
2667: Silence Is 1173938
2668: Silence BALL-"What is silence?" 2174102
2669: Silence The other day upon the links 1173709
2670: Sin Man-like is it to fall into sin, 4174420
2671: Singers As the celebrated soprano began to sing, 5174035
2672: Singers A visiting clergyman was occupying 3173853
2673: Singers One cold, wet, and windy night 3173589
2674: Singers The man who sings all day at work is a happy man. 4173633
2675: Singers At a certain Scottish dinner 9173696
2676: Singers She smiles, my darling smiles, and all 8174159
2677: Singers God sent his singers upon earth 4173991
2678: Sir Walter Raleigh Sir Walter Raleigh was put 1174052
2679: Skating A young lady entered a crowded car 2174031
2680: Slander The business man's wife, who had called 4173534
2681: Slavery A traveler in the South chatted with 6173939
2682: Sleep Recently a friend who had heard 4173920
2683: Slighted I sincerely regret our misunderstanding, 2173725
2684: Smells An argument arose among a number 1173864
2685: Smiles There was a young lady of Niger, 5173655
2686: Smoking A woman is only a woman 1173963
2687: Smoking AUNT MARY - (horrified) 1174765
2688: Smoking An Irish soldier on sentry duty 4174161
2689: Sneezing While campaigning in Iowa Speaker Cannon 4173903
2690: Snobbery Snobbery is the pride 1173797
2691: Snoring Snore - An unfavorable 1173884
2692: Social Uplift The somewhat unpleasant person, 173572
2693: Social Uplift The philanthropic hostess entertained 10173670
2694: Socialists Among the stories told of the late Baron 5173874
2695: Society Smart Society is made up 1173445
2696: Society What are her days at home? 2173958
2697: Society Society consists of two classes, 1173564
2698: Society There was a young person called Smarty, 5173917
2699: Solecisms A New York firm recently hung 1173960
2700: Solecisms Reporters are obliged to write their descriptions 1174127
2701: Sons I thought your father looked 2173757
2702: Souvenirs A friend of mine, traveling in Ireland, 5174009
2703: Spanking Back in those days when corporal punishment 6174131
2704: Speculation There are two times in a man's life 1173594
2705: Speed I always said old Cornelius Husk was slow, 3174205
2706: Speed So you heard the bullet whiz past you? 4173768
2707: Speed A near race riot happened in a southern town. 1173722
2708: Speed A guest in a Cincinnati hotel was shot 9174434
2709: Speed In the business college, 2173594
2710: Speed The young lady interested in botany 3173588
2711: Spelling Some time before Mr. Taft became President 8173525
2712: Spelling The clerk of the court directed 8173649
2713: Spinsterhood The old colored mammy took advantage 5173525
2714: Spinsters Is there anyone present who wishes the prayers 4173728
2715: Spinsters Maude Adams was one day discussing 4174039
2716: Spinsters Here's to the Bachelor, so lonely and gay, 4173658
2717: Spinsters An old maid on the wintry side of fifty, 1174039
2718: Spinsters A famous spinster, known throughout the country 4174066
2719: Spinsters There once was a lonesome, lorn spinster, 5173519
2720: Spite Think twice before you speak, 1174148
2721: Spite A man had for years employed a steady German workman. 8173974
2722: Spite The faithful old employee asked for a day off. 8173685
2723: Sportsmanship In the party out after reed birds 3173503
2724: Spring In the spring the housemaid's fancy 8173659
2725: Spring It is easy enough to look pleasant, 5174013
2726: Spring The teacher talked on the four seasons, 4173728
2727: Stag-nation Mr. Graham: "Do you know, Miss F., 3173796
2728: Stammering One of the ushers approached a man who 5173695
2729: Stammering A man who stuttered badly went 2173952
2730: Stammering On the occasion of a most interesting family event, 9173997
2731: Statesmen A statesman is a deal politician. 2173973
2732: Statistics An earnest preacher in Georgia, 2173951
2733: Statistics PATIENT - "Tell me candidly, Doc, 2174201
2734: Steak Can I get a steak here 2174398
2735: Stealing A negro was brought before a justice of the peace. 7173932
2736: Steam Can you tell what steam is? 2174208
2737: Steamships That new steamer they're building is a whopper, 2174033
2738: Stenographers A beautiful statuesque blond had left New York 4175806
2739: Stock Brokers A grain broker in New Boston, Maine, 5173805
2740: Stormy Weather The ferryboat was well on her way 1173600
2741: Strategy A bird dog belonging to a man in Mulvane 2176545
2742: Strategy Boy, take these flowers to Miss Bertie Bohoo 5174262
2743: Strategy The little girl was having a great deal 3173707
2744: Strategy A young couple had been courting 12173739
2745: Strategy Charles Stuart, formerly senator from Michigan, 10173902
2746: Stunning Your wife looks stunning to-night. 2174042
2747: Style Two old friends met, and immediately found 4174152
2748: Subways Any one who has ever traveled 8173994
2749: Success Nothing succeeds 1173972
2750: Success Nothing succeeds 1174113
2751: Success Success in life 1173650
2752: Success A New Orleans lawyer was asked 3173908
2753: Success I'd rather be a Could Be 8174027
2754: Success Tis not in mortals to command success, 3173648
2755: Success There are two ways of rising 1173912
2756: Success Success is counted sweetest 2173561
2757: Such A Waste Mrs. Bizzy: "I am so sorry to hear 2173683
2758: Sucked! It was a very wet night, 3173891
2759: Suffragettes When a married woman goes out 1173632
2760: Suffragettes Ullo, Bill, 'ow's things with yer? 4174181
2761: Suffragettes I'd hate t' be married t' a suffragette 1173553
2762: Suffragettes FIRST ENGLISHMAN - "Why do you allow your wife 2174175
2763: Suffragettes When Mrs. Pankhurst, the English suffragette, 3173762
2764: Suffragettes BILL - "Jake said he was going to break 2179969
2765: Suffragettes SLASHER - "Been in a fight?" 2173627
2766: Suffragettes What sort of a ticket does your suffragette club favor? 2173732
2767: Suicide The Chinese Consul at San Francisco, 3173427
2768: Summer Resorts GABE - "What are you going back to that place 2174377
2769: Summer Resorts I suppose," said the city man, 2173924
2770: Sunday Albert was a solemn-eyed, 8173933
2771: Sunday TEACHER-"Good little boys do not skate on Sunday, 4174158
2772: Sunday Of all the days that's in the week, 4174165
2773: Sunday O day of rest! How beautiful, how fair, 4174044
2774: Sunday School The young lady worker for the Sunday school 4173870
2775: Sunday School The Sunday-school teacher examined his new class. 5173893
2776: Sunday School Sunday School Teacher: Now, Alfred, 2173764
2777: Sunday School Young Harold was late for Sunday-school 3175058
2778: Sunday Schools Now, Willie," said the superintendent's 1174223
2779: Sunday Schools When Lottie returned from her first visit 2173822
2780: Sunday Schools The teacher asked: "When did Moses live?" 5173646
2781: Sunday Schools How many of you boys, 4173791
2782: Superman It is told of Mrs. Gladstone that a number 4173922
2783: Superstition Superstition is a 1173767
2784: Superstition The superstitious sporting editor 2173777
2785: Sure Signs Afraid you're going to have 2173963
2786: Surprise Where are you goin', ma? 6173947
2787: Suspense The passionate lover wrote to his inamorata as follows: 3173919
2788: Suspicion The eminent politicians of opposing parties 3173529
2789: Suspicious It was while on manoeuvres in rural England, 5173675
2790: Sweetest of all She (tenderly): 2173555
2791: Swimmers Two negro roustabouts at New Orleans 4173769
2792: Sympathy A sympathizer is a fellow 1174390
2793: Sympathy Dwight L. Moody was riding in a car 6174110
2794: Sympathy The man rushed excitedly into the smoking car. 2173776
2795: Sympathy A tramp went to a farmhouse, 4173929
2796: Sympathy Strengthen me by sympathizing 1173727
2797: Sympathy A tramp devised a new scheme for working 4173950
2798: Sympathy Freddie (aged six): 3173941
2799: Sympathy The Tabby-Cat: "I am just heart-broken! 2173547
2800: Synonyms I don't believe any two words 3174067
2801: Tact It was at the private theatricals, 4174192
2802: Tact The senator from Utah was able to disarm 6174326
2803: Talkers Some years ago, Mark Twain was a guest 4173962
2804: Talkers It was a beautiful evening and Ole, 6173956
2805: Talkers Sir," said the sleek-looking agent, 4173768
2806: Talkers A guest was expected for dinner 1174166
2807: Talkers A belated voyager in search of hilarity 2175811
2808: Talkers You must not talk all the time, 2174227
2809: Talkers While the late Justice Brewer 3174072
2810: Talkers She was in an imaginative mood. 6174273
2811: Talkers Here comes Blinkers. 2174298
2812: Talkers A street-car was getting under way 3174303
2813: Talkers A - "I used a word in speaking to my wife 2176807
2814: Talkers In general those who have nothing 1174149
2815: Talking Machine Many a man who has suffered from tongue 2174440
2816: Talking Sense Darling," he asked, as he drew his fiancée closer 14176511
2817: Talking Sense Darling," he asked, as he drew his fiancée 14174119
2818: Tar And Feathers The victim of the Klu Klux Klan 2174062
2819: Tardiness You'll be late for supper, 2174322
2820: Tardiness How does it happen that you are five minutes 174352
2821: Tardiness Why is it you never get to the office 2174288
2822: Tardy Why is it you never get to the office on time 2176644
2823: Tariff Why not have an illuminated sign 1174110
2824: Taste It isn't wise for a painter to be too frank 5173881
2825: Taste A noted humorist once spent a few weeks 3173950
2826: Taste It's all a matter of taste, 1173844
2827: Taste The master of the house was hungry at breakfast, 2174056
2828: Teachers A rural school has a pretty girl 1174033
2829: Teachers Why did you break your engagement 2174318
2830: Teachers Among the youngsters belonging to a colege 4174332
2831: Teachers MOTHER - "The teacher complains 2174386
2832: Teachers There was a meeting of the new teachers 4174289
2833: Teachers TEACHER - "Now, Willie, where did you get 4174201
2834: Teachers Grave is the Master's look; his forehead wears 4175170
2835: Teaching The Young Idea Little Willie looked up from 1173966
2836: Teaching The Young Idea Dad, who was Mozart? 2174305
2837: Tears Two Irishmen who had just landed 5174040
2838: Tears The kind lady stopped to tell the sobbing 4173975
2839: Teeth There was an old man of Tarentum, 5174084
2840: Teeth Pat came to the office with his jaw 4174069
2841: Teeth An Irishman with one side of his face badly 4174246
2842: Teeth For there was never yet philosopher 2174121
2843: Telephone Two girls were talking over the wire. 3173915
2844: Telephone When Grover Cleveland's little girl 1174131
2845: Telephone New York Elks are having a lot of fun 11173983
2846: Telephone OPERATOR - "Number, please." 2174108
2847: Telephone A German woman called up Central 2174234
2848: Telephone In China when the subscriber rings 5173927
2849: Temper Hearing the crash of china Dinah's mistress 2174353
2850: Temperance A Boston deacon who was a zealous advocate 3175845
2851: Temperance Here's to a temperance supper, 4173951
2852: Temperance The best prohibition story of the season 1174003
2853: Temperance A Michigan citizen recently received a letter 4174067
2854: Temperance Abstinence is as easy 1173888
2855: Tender Memories Please tell me, James, 2174027
2856: Terminology When the bishop was entertained at an English 6174001
2857: Terminology The master of the house returned from 3173498
2858: Testimony Paul Smith, the famous hotel-keeper 5173780
2859: Testimony The grateful woman on the farm in Arkansas 2173587
2860: Testimony In one of the most desolate areas of Montana, 7173627
2861: Texas The bigness of Texas is evident from a cursory 7174145
2862: Texts In the Tennessee mountains a mountaineer preacher, 2173725
2863: Texts John D. Rockefeller, Jr., once asked a clergyman 5174031
2864: That Kind! Come, Dorothy," said her father impatiently, 2174255
2865: The Alleged Humorists I can read my husband 2174185
2866: The Brute! Mrs. Newlywed: "What does that 3173630
2867: The Cold I say, Madge, it's bitterly cold. 2174405
2868: The Consumer Inflamed Ever get any nice butter? 3174018
2869: The Difference She: "I'm so glad we're engaged. 3173563
2870: The Doctor The doctor has ordered her 3173722
2871: The Druggist's Turn The druggist danced and chortled 5173859
2872: The Fifth Affair. A man walks into a nightclub one night. 11177685
2873: The First Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. 5176158
2874: The Floor Held Did your watch stop when 2174053
2875: The Fourth Affair A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard 10175329
2876: The Gloomy Guest The best man noticed that one of the wedding guests, 3173653
2877: The Gloomy Guest Why did you take Meyerbeer 2173620
2878: The Gloomy Guest A well-known admiral--a stickler 1173949
2879: The Gloomy Guest First Little Girl: What's your last name, 2174196
2880: The Gloomy Guest Kloseman: I didn't see you 2174454
2881: The Gloomy Guest A Southern family had a coal-black 1173801
2882: The Gloomy Guest Dad (sternly): 3173955
2883: The Gloomy Guest Said the guest, upon approaching 1174153
2884: The Gloomy Guest A bumptious young American farmer went 1175184
2885: The Gloomy Guest Weary Willie slouched into the pawnshop 6174082
2886: The imperfect tense The imperfect tense in French 1174014
2887: The Jonah Now, children," said the Sunday-school teacher 2176605
2888: The Jonah Now, children," said the Sunday-school teacher, 2174101
2889: The New Appreciation Wife (habitué of the Ring, 1173999
2890: The New Appreciation Lady: "I've just been making my side 3174510
2891: The New Appreciation Employer (inspecting a very inflated bill for work): 3173900
2892: The New Appreciation Tourist: "Have you any cold meat?" 2173581
2893: The New Appreciation Lady: "If you please, Cook, 2174264
2894: The New Appreciation Small Boy (on being told by cousin 1173484
2895: The New Appreciation Master: "But why do you want 2174046
2896: The New Appreciation Artist (in desperation): 2173946
2897: The New Appreciation Well, Mollie, how do you like your new teacher? 2174232
2898: The New Appreciation Please, Mr. Grafto, the gentleman 1173857
2899: The New Appreciation Old Lady (interrogating her chauffeur's small boy): 2173975
2900: The New Appreciation Parent: "I should like you to have 2174159
2901: The New Appreciation Optimist: "Cheer up, old man. 2174101
2902: The Obstacle George: "I proposed to that girl 2173910
2903: The Poor Bolshie Tubthumper: Yaas, there didn't ought 1174319
2904: The possessor The possessor of the forty-dollar 2173776
2905: The Real Job What's this new conference 2173676
2906: The Road To----, Etc. Well, what are you sneering about? 2174088
2907: The Scotch A Scotsman is one who prays 1174114
2908: The Scotch It being the southerner's turn, 4173581
2909: The Scotch A Scottish minister, 3174022
2910: The Second Affair There was a middle aged couple 4175199
2911: The Secret The Man of Theory: "The great secret 2173740
2912: The Servant Problem Lady: "And why did your last mistress----" 6173872
2913: The Servant Problem Small Girl: "I wonder how old Joan is?" 2173976
2914: The Servant Problem Mother: "Well, dear, 4174230
2915: The Servant Problem Mollie, you haven't said your prayers. 3174014
2916: The Servant Problem Applicant for Situation: 1173987
2917: The Sixth Affair. Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, 8177338
2918: The Substitute A tourist at an hotel in Ireland asked 2175463
2919: The Substitute A tourist at an hotel 2173980
2920: The Third Affair A mortician was working late one night. 5175599
2921: The West EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) 4174076
2922: The West EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) 4174075
2923: The West EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) 4174139
2924: The Whole Truth Angus, a mason, was slipping out 3173884
2925: Theater Say, old man," chattered the press-agent 2174106
2926: Theater Why don't women have the same sense 2173655
2927: Theater It appears that at the rehearsal of a play, 3173816
2928: Theater Everybody has his own theater, 174068
2929: Theodore Roosevelt A delegation from Kansas visited Theodore Roosevelt 6174754
2930: They Wilt Which weeds are the easiest to kill? 2173622
2931: Thieves GEORGIA LAWYER (to colored prisoner) 4174154
2932: Thieves At a dinner given by the prime minister 5173880
2933: Thieves Senator "Bob" Taylor, of Tennessee, 6174277
2934: Thieves Did ye see as Jim got ten years' 2174320
2935: Thieves Some time ago a crowd of Bowery sports went 6173713
2936: Thieves In vain we call old notions fudge 4173614
2937: Thieves Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind; 2173860
2938: Thin People There was an old fellow named Green, 10174244
2939: Thirteen To One Just before the service the clergyman 3173966
2940: Threat The mother, who was a believer 2173653
2941: Thrift It was said of a certain village "innocent" 3173671
2942: Thrift The Mrs. never misses 4174102
2943: Thrift MCANDREWS (the chemist, at two A.M.) 2173716
2944: Thrift The foreman and his crew of bridgemen 8173474
2945: Thrift A certain workman, notorious for his 5175453
2946: Thrift A Highlander was summoned to the bedside 11174053
2947: Thrift The canny Scot wandered into the pharmacy. 4173639
2948: Thrift A Scotsman wishing to know his fate at once, 3173920
2949: Thrift Well, yes," said Old Uncle Lazzenberry, 1173865
2950: Thrift They sat each at an extreme end 9173640
2951: Thrift The coward calls himself cautious, 2173672
2952: Thrift A Scotchman was questioned by a friend: 3173894
2953: Thrift The thrifty housewife regarded her dying husband 2173806
2954: Tides A Kansan sat on the beach at Atlantic City watching 2174111
2955: Tides At a recent Confederate reunion in Charleston, 5174012
2956: Tides Nae man can 1174063
2957: Time Mrs. Hooligan was suffering from the common 1174039
2958: Time MRS. MURPHY - "Oi hear yer brother-in-law, 4173980
2959: Time A long-winded attorney was arguing 3174172
2960: Time A traveler, finding that he had a couple 3173973
2961: Time Frank comes into the house in a sorry plight. 5173710
2962: Time A well-known Bishop, while visiting 3173906
2963: Time There was a young woman named Sue, 5173579
2964: Time FATHER - "Mildred, if you disobey 4174018
2965: Time A northerner passing a rundown looking 2174780
2966: Time Time fleeth on, 6173954
2967: Time Dost thou love life? 1173605
2968: Time Flies The ardent lover heard the clock strike the hours 3173559
2969: Times a Changing How times have changed! 3173852
2970: Tips American travelers in Europe experience 6173702
2971: Tips Grant Alien relates that he was sitting 4174192
2972: Tips What do you consider the most important 2174017
2973: Tips In telling this one, Miss Glaser 5173653
2974: Tips A tip is a small sum of money 1173866
2975: Tit For Tat The prize bull-dog attacked a farmer, 3173713
2976: Titles Of Honor And Nobility An English lord was traveling through 4173732
2977: Titles Of Honor And Nobility Dean Stanley was once visiting 1174366
2978: Titles Of Honor And Nobility How did he get his title of colonel? 2174094
2979: Titles Of Honor And Nobility For titles do not reflect 1175987
2980: Titles Of Honor And Nobility I hope I shall always possess firmness 1174090
2981: To Be Sure Lily: "Harold proposed to me 2174220
2982: Tobacco Tobaccy wanst saved my life, 1173606
2983: Tobacco The native pointed with pride to two 3176792
2984: Toilette Details The little girl who had observed certain 4173766
2985: Tongue An old lady in the London parish of the famous 6173885
2986: Too Enthusiastic Wifey: "Henry, do you think me 3173671
2987: Too Good Well, Alice," said a Southern woman 4174384
2988: Too One-Sided What is the use of quarreling, 2173628
2989: Too Sad For That A tourist was chatting with the proprietor 4174022
2990: Too Sad For That The swain and his swainess had 1173888
2991: Too Sad For That Wife (enthusiastically): 2173575
2992: Too Smart A Chinaman entered a jeweller's in Liverpool 4175203
2993: Too True Screen Actress: I have a certificate 2173966
2994: Tough On The Senator The Senator was back home, 3173575
2995: Tour The sweet young thing was being 5173823
2996: Trade Unions CHAIRMAN OF THE COMMITTEE - "Is this the place 3174231
2997: Tramps LADY - "Can't you find work?" 4173925
2998: Transmutation Fred Stone, of Montgomery and Stone fame, 1173794
2999: Travelers An American tourist, who was stopping 1173836
3000: Travelers A gentleman whose travel-talks 5173851
3001: Travelers Two young Americans touring Italy 3173941
3002: Travelers Mr. Hiram Jones had just returned 4173639
3003: Travelers A number of tourists were recently 4173841
3004: Travelers An American tourist hailing from the west 3173797
3005: Travelers On one of the famous scenic routes 5174416
3006: Travelers Know most of the rooms of thy native 3173998
3007: Treachery The Italian workman in the West was warned 2173448
3008: Treason It was during the Parnell agitation 2174165
3009: Treason Treason doth never prosper: 2173710
3010: Treasure Trove 4173936
3011: Trees CURIOUS CHARLEY - "Do nuts grow on trees, father?" 4173876
3012: Trial The colored man was before the court, 4173660
3013: Triangles Triangles are of three kinds 1174042
3014: Trigonometry A prisoner was brought before a police magistrate. 3174313
3015: Triplets When the domestic event was due, 2173465
3016: Tripped The shaded lights, music in the distance, 8173397
3017: Trouble What is the trouble, wifey?" 3173621
3018: Trouble It was married men's night at the revival meeting. 5173535
3019: Trouble JUDGE - "Your innocence is proved. You are acquitted." 2174275
3020: Trouble A friend of mine, returning to his home 8173906
3021: Trouble If you want to forget 1173578
3022: Trouble Never bear more than one kind 1173949
3023: Troubles Of The New-Poor George, will you go and speak 1174044
3024: Troubles Of The New-Poor I hear you've taken up golf. 2173998
3025: Troubles Of The New-Poor Small Boy (walking round links with his father): 5173453
3026: Troubles Of The New-Poor Small Boy (toying with dull blanc-mange): 1173790
3027: Troublesome Customer A woman who had visited every department 3173946
3028: Troublesome Customer Officer (to sailor who has 2173777
3029: Troublesome Customer Steward: Can I do anything for you, sir? 2173536
3030: Troublesome Customer Lady (to box office manager): 1174177
3031: Troublesome Customer Box Office Manager: "You Never 2173984
3032: Troublesome Customer Village Idiot: Beg pardon, mam, 1174108
3033: Troublesome Customer Employer (rebuking employee for slackness): 2174019
3034: Troublesome Customer Sympathetic Lady: What's the matter 4173799
3035: True To Life Sandy had been photographed, 6173933
3036: Trusts A trust is known 1174177
3037: Trusts TOMPKINS - "Ventley has received a million dollars 3173709
3038: Truth There was a young lady named Ruth, 5173827
3039: Truth Women do not really like 1173837
3040: Truth Nature ... has buried 1174306
3041: Truth Tis strange - but true; 1173663
3042: Truth-Tellers The little girl evidently appreciated the fact 15173943
3043: Turkeys Ah," says the Christmas guest. 2173704
3044: Tutors A tutor who tooted a flute 5174720
3045: Twins Faith, Mrs. O'Hara, 2174177
3046: Typographical Error The woman lecturing on dress reform was greatly 4173714
3047: Typographical Error The poet, in a fine frenzy, 4173704
3048: Typographical Error The critic, in his review of the burlesque, wrote: 3174048
3049: Umbrellas A man left his umbrella in the stand 1174311
3050: Umbrellas A reputable citizen had left four umbrellas 4174013
3051: Umbrellas That's a swell umbrella you carry. 4174151
3052: Umbrellas One day a man exhibited a handsome umbrella. 1174094
3053: Value The trouble with father, 3174181
3054: Value Yes," said the old man to his visitor, 2174150
3055: Values An American girl who married a Bavarian 3174220
3056: Vanity MCGORRY - "I'll buy yez no new hat, 2174013
3057: Vanity Of course," said a suffragette lecturer, 1174125
3058: Vanity A New York woman of great beauty 4174229
3059: Vanity That which makes the 1174388
3060: Vanity The fair penitent explained to the confessor 3174208
3061: Versatility A clergyman who advertised 5174223
3062: Victory That celebrated statue, the Winged Victory, 2174173
3063: Voice A lanky country youth entered the crossroads 3174134
3064: Voice ASPIRING VOCALIST - "Professor, do you think 2174323
3065: Voice The devil hath not, in all his quiver's choice, 2174023
3066: Wages Me gotta da good job, 1174082
3067: Wages Commenting on the comparatively small 2174575
3068: Wages A certain prominent lawyer of Toronto 5175382
3069: Wages While an Irishman was gazing in the window 5174115
3070: Wages The difference between wages and salary is 1174185
3071: Wages The ideal social state is not that 1174094
3072: Wake Up Call The bellboy of the Welcome Hotel 1174015
3073: Wants Her Rights He: "There is nothing 2174290
3074: Wants Her Rights And are you a good needlewoman 2174080
3075: War Flag of truce, Excellency. 3174215
3076: War If you favor war, dig a trench in your backyard, 1173919
3077: War Who are those people who are cheering? 2174261
3078: War He who did well in war, 2174197
3079: War A great and lasting war can 1174220
3080: War A report has come from Mexico concerning 5174078
3081: War How do countries come to go to war? 13173848
3082: War At our entry into the World War, 9174204
3083: Warm Kiss Papa: "Why did you permit young Gaybird 2174222
3084: Warnings Pietro had drifted down to Florida 3174312
3085: Warnings Pietro had drifted down to Florida 3174014
3086: Wasps The wasp cannot speak, 1173969
3087: Waste The automobile rushed down the road 1173876
3088: Waste A Boston physician tells of the case 5175400
3089: Wealth If you want to make a living you 1174203
3090: Wealth The traditional fool and his money 1173993
3091: Wealth He that is proud of riches is a fool. 1174158
3092: Weather How did you find the weather in London? 2174033
3093: Weather An American and a Scotsman were discussing 4174746
3094: Weather Two commercial travelers, 4174120
3095: Weather Ex-President Taft on one of his trips 5174134
3096: Weather On the way to the office of his publishers 2173838
3097: Weather The darky in question had simmered 5174510
3098: Weather There was a small boy in Quebec, 5173990
3099: Weather Sunshine is delicious, 1173866
3100: Weather The old colored attendant at the court house 6173823
3101: Wedding Anniversaries Uncle Ephraim had put on a clean 7174160
3102: Wedding Declared Off John Willie (pleadingly): 4174405
3103: Wedding Presents Among the presents lately showered upon 4174096
3104: Weddings An actor who was married recently 1174168
3105: Weddings A wealthy young woman from the west 3174021
3106: Weddings The best man noticed that one of the wedding guests, 3173719
3107: Weddings The curate of a large and fashionable church 4173882
3108: Weddings Lilly May came to her mistress. 5174077
3109: Weddings 4173944
3110: Weddings In all the wedding cake, 1173931
3111: Weight Jazz: "My girl told me she weighed 3173879
3112: Weights And Measures Didn't I tell ye to feed that cat 6174220
3113: Welcomes When Ex-President Taft was on his 1174250
3114: Welcomes Come in the evening, or come in the morning, 4174299
3115: Welcomes Come in the evening, or come in the morning, 4174090
3116: Welcomes Come in the evening, or come in the morning, 4174166
3117: Whales At the time when petroleum began 2173822
3118: What Did He Mean? A merchant in a Wisconsin town 4173736
3119: What He Preferred And did you say you preferred 5173825
3120: What He Preferred He was one of the few remaining 5174216
3121: Whiskers An elderly man was on his way home 2173646
3122: Whisky This is from an Irish priest's sermon, 1173883
3123: Whisky In a recent trial of a "bootlegger" 3173708
3124: Whisky eneral Carter, who went to Texas in command 1174284
3125: Whispering James, have you whispered 4174156
3126: Why He Picked Pictish An English mother was visiting 5173685
3127: Why We Love Children A small boy is sent to his bed by his father 13177517
3128: Why We Love Children 2 An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, 2178689
3129: Why We Love Children 3 One summer evening during a voilent thunderstorm, 3176895
3130: Why, Indeed The Husband: "Why is it that women always say, 2173761
3131: Why, Indeed Madge: "Have you given Jack 2174090
3132: Widow One of the ladies assembled at the club 5173724
3133: Widow A widow visited a spiritualistic medium, 7173916
3134: Widowhood During the parade at the last encampment 2173746
3135: Widows During the course of conversation between 2173733
3136: Wife A young skeptic in the congregation 4173916
3137: Wild Women The old sea captain was surrounded 4173584
3138: William Howard Taft When Mr. Taft was on his campaigning tour 4173707
3139: William Howard Taft One morning a few summers ago President Taft, 2173766
3140: William the Conqueror The Aristocrat (returning to school): 177582
3141: Wills Vell, Ikey, my poy, 3174108
3142: Wind VISITOR - "What became of that other 2174667
3143: Wind Whichever way the wind doth blow 4173906
3144: Windfalls A Nebraska man was carried forty miles 1174000
3145: Wine When our thirsty souls we steep, 24173787
3146: Wisdom During a conversation between an Irishman 4175349
3147: Wisdom It's a wise child that goes out of the room 1173638
3148: Wisdom During a conversation between an Irishman and a Jew, 4173749
3149: Wishes George Washington drew a long sigh 7174326
3150: Wishes Man wants but little here below 8174154
3151: With A Reservation Miss Smith--Belinda, 4173733
3152: Witnesses The trouble is," said Wilkins as 2173800
3153: Witnesses On his eighty-fourth birthday, 3174021
3154: Wives Father," said a little boy, 3174097
3155: Wives A charitable lady was reading the Old Testament 4175563
3156: Wives CASEY - "Now, phwat wu'u'd ye do in a case loike thot?" 3174041
3157: Wives Governor Vardaman, of Mississippi, 19174132
3158: Wives A wife is a woman who is expected 1174032
3159: Wives What are you cutting out of the paper? 4174040
3160: Wives A woman missionary in China was taking 13173707
3161: Wives PAT - "I hear your woife is sick, Moike." 4174181
3162: Wives SON - "Say, mama, father broke 3173897
3163: Wives Because a fellow has six talking machines, 1174265
3164: Wives It was a wizened little man who 3173559
3165: Wives Harry, love," exclaimed Mrs. Knowall 20174001
3166: Wives By jove, I left my purse under the pillow! 3173969
3167: Wives There swims no goose so gray, 2173703
3168: Wives A clerk showed forty patterns of ginghams 2173773
3169: Wives Maids are May when they are maids, 1173971
3170: Wives In the election of a wife, as in 3173676
3171: Wives Of earthly goods, 2174202
3172: Wives What's the matter with Smith? 2173647
3173: Woman Woman - the only sex which 1173881
3174: Woman How very few statues there are of real women. 4173834
3175: Woman Oh, woman! in our hours of ease 6174135
3176: Woman MISS SCRIBBLE-"The heroine of my next story 2173636
3177: Woman You are a dear, sweet girl, 3173966
3178: Woman Here's to man - he can afford 1173819
3179: Woman Here's to the soldier and his arms, 4173788
3180: Woman Most Southerners are gallant. 2173666
3181: Woman Here's to the maid of bashful fifteen; 8173653
3182: Woman Here's to the ladies, the good, young ladies; 5173807
3183: Woman When a woman repulses, 1173899
3184: Woman The young woman had spent a busy day. 4173568
3185: Woman I am very fond of the company 1174437
3186: Woman Auld Nature swears, the lovely dears 4173845
3187: Woman Not from his head was woman took, 6174069
3188: Woman A cynic, considering the fact that women 1173864
3189: Woman The following extract is from the diary 3173915
3190: Woman The little girl reported at home 2173502
3191: Woman Suffrage WOMAN VOTER - "Now, I may as well 1173760
3192: Woman Suffrage Kate Douglas Wiggin was asked recently 1174207
3193: Woman Suffrage MR. E.N. QUIRE - "What are those women 2173980
3194: Woman Suffrage Did you cast your vote, Aunty? 2174664
3195: Woman Suffrage Does your wife want to vote? 2174026
3196: Woman Suffrage What you want, I suppose, 2173813
3197: Woman Suffrage There's only one thing I can think 3173683
3198: Woman Suffrage MAMIE - "I believe in woman's rights." 3174271
3199: Woman Suffrage During the Presidential campaign 5173681
3200: Woman Suffrage During the agitation in behalf of woman's suffrage, 4173649
3201: Work All work and no play 2174098
3202: Work Wot cheer, Alf? Yer lookin' 4173719
3203: Work Several men were discussing the relative 6174386
3204: Worms A country girl was home from college 3174058
3205: Wrong Brother A wealthy gentleman has a brother 5173875
3206: Yale University The new cook, who had come into the 4174044
3207: Yonkers An American took an Englishman 2174089
3208: You Here's to the world, the merry old world, 4173984
3209: You Know You Are Living In 2007 When.... You accidentally key your password 38176603
3210: You Know You're in an Australian Summer when: The best parking place is determined 15178057
3211: Zones TEACHER - "How many zones has the earth?" 4174231




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