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1: Man-like is it to fall into sin, Fiend-like is it to dwell therein, Christ-like is it for sin to grieve, God-like is it all sin to leave. - Friedrich von Logan. Now," said the clergyman 24743
2: A Bad Case Rather absent-minded, isn't he? 46581
3: A Bad Night The boy who had "made good" 36212
4: A Chance Lost Who was the originator of the 26382
5: A Chance Lost He: "I never knew until to-day 26208
6: A Circle A circle is a line 17633
7: A Close Call Pat was a simple country yokel 36007
8: A Close Call Breathless Visitor: Doctor, 26113
9: A Close Call They were talking over the days 15978
10: A Consoling Thought Belated Traveller (surprised by a bull 16511
11: A Dreadful Possibility Elsie: "When is my birthday, Mother?" 35680
12: A Friend In Need What true friendship consists in depends on 37383
13: A Friend In Need What true friendship consists in depends 36232
14: A Future Financier Ma," exclaimed young Teddie, 36067
15: A Good Actor Neighbour: "I hear that you 26215
16: A Good Match Proprietor: "What made that customer 26219
17: A Good Plan She: "The Burrowes are having their 26056
18: A Great Athlete Micky Bryan and Patsy Kelly had been schoolmates together, 75944
19: A Great Light The skipper was examining 76149
20: A Humbling Sight An old Scotchwoman, who had resisted 66604
21: A Humbling Sight Dollie: Yes, Miss Fethers 26001
22: A Level-Headed Car Irate Motorist: "Say, 25818
23: A Linguist She is one of the most remarkable 36129
24: A Lovers' Quarrel George: "Why don't Jack and Laura 26149
25: A Magic Healer During an exciting game of football a player 47267
26: A Magic Healer During an exciting game of football 46145
27: A Monastery A Monastery is 17074
28: A Natural Picture A man and his eldest son went to have their photographs 27258
29: A Natural Picture A man and his eldest son went 26030
30: A Noble Aim She: "Have you heard anything 25985
31: A Qualified Statement Well! we've missed that confounded train. 26291
32: A Qualified Statement The Count: "I weesh to marry your daughtaire, 35593
33: A Qualified Statement I suppose your landlord asks 25818
34: A Qualified Statement Mother (to little girl 25798
35: A Qualified Statement It's funny that you should be so tall. 25928
36: A Qualified Statement Urchin (contemptuously): 26063
37: A Question Of Locality Bobby," said the lady in the tramcar, 26221
38: A Solution The Mistress: "Oh, Jane, 25807
39: A Soothing Effect Do you miss your husband 25988
40: A Subtle Distinction I say--come and dance. 26385
41: A Subtle Distinction Specialist (to patient suffering from insomnia): 25900
42: A Subtle Distinction Neighbor (bearer of message, to billiard enthusiast): 15987
43: A Subtle Distinction Joan (whose mother has just bought her a pair of woolen gloves): 16007
44: A Subtle Distinction Lady (to applicant for situation as cook): 26215
45: A Subtle Distinction Father: "Look here, Billy, 25990
46: A Subtle Distinction Artist (condescendingly): 25930
47: A Touch Of Dutch Courage A new priest at his first mass was so nervous 208257
48: A Wonder! That fellow Jones is a hard-headed cuss, 35919
49: A Young Philosopher Mamma! 36605
50: Ability Pa," said little Joe, 36193
51: Abolition He was a New Yorker visiting in a South Carolina 56093
52: Absent-minded We will take as our text this morning, 14709
53: Absent-Mindedness WIFE - "I consider, John, 24699
54: Absentmindedness 1 The man of the house finally took 38108
55: Absentmindedness 2 The absentminded inventor perfected 24941
56: Absentmindedness 3 The professor, who was famous for the wool-gathering of his wits 44563
57: Absentmindedness 4 The clergyman, absorbed in thinking out a sermon 44691
58: Absentmindedness 5 The most absent-minded of clergymen was a Methodist minister 15016
59: Accidents The late Dr. Henry Thayer, 24461
60: Accidents Help! Help!" cried an Italian laborer 74439
61: Accidents There once was a lady from Guam, 54352
62: Accidents BRICKLAYER (to mate, who had just had a hodful 14674
63: Accidents A preacher had ordered a load of hay 64527
64: Accidents There was an old Miss from Antrim, 54850
65: Accidents There was a young lady named Hannah, 124436
66: Acquaintance The Scotchman who ran a livery was asked by a tourist 25339
67: Acting Hopkinson Smith tells a characteristic story 24574
68: Acting In a North of England town recently a company 24481
69: Acting Suit the action to the word, 14392
70: Acting To wake the soul by tender strokes of art, 54777
71: Actors The tragedian had just signed a contract 24754
72: Actors And Actresses An "Uncle Tom's Cabin" company was starting 34400
73: Actors And Actresses When William H. Crane was younger 64657
74: Actors And Actresses LEADING MAN IN TRAVELING COMPANY - "We play Hamlet 64629
75: Actors And Actresses HE - "But what reason have you 34618
76: Actors And Actresses The hero of the play, after putting up 64375
77: Actors And Actresses Mrs. Minnie Maddern Fiske, the actress, 44560
78: Actors And Actresses Orlando Day, a fourth-rate actor in London, 124693
79: Actors And Actresses Twinkle, twinkle, lovely star! 44552
80: Adam And Eve The little girl reported at home what 26830
81: Adaptation I know a nature-faker, 24818
82: Addresses In a large store a child, 14291
83: Addresses An Englishman went into his local library 25028
84: Advertising The editor of the local paper was unable to secure 84611
85: Advertising Not long ago a patron of a café in Chicago 54840
86: Advertising Advertising costs me a lot of money. 34559
87: Advertising When Mark Twain, in his early days, 24738
88: Advertising Good Heavens, man! 24807
89: Advertising Paderewski arrived in a small western town 74563
90: Advertising Shortly after Raymond Hitchcock made his first 114429
91: Advertising Advertisements are of great use to the vulgar. 14370
92: Advice Her exalted rank did not give Queen Victoria 24623
93: Advice Many receive advice, 14929
94: Aeronautics A flea and a fly in a flue, 54679
95: Aeronautics The impression that men will never 14803
96: Aeroplanes Mother, may I go aeroplane? 44655
97: Aeroplanes Harry N. Atwood, the noted aviator, 34805
98: Aeroplanes A genius who once did aspire 54433
99: Affection There are as many aspects of grief as there are persons to mourn. 24730
100: After Dinner Speeches A Frenchman once remarked: 24581
101: After Dinner Speeches Every rose has its thorn 44771
102: After Dinner Speeches Joseph Chamberlain was the guest of honor 14727
103: After Dinner Speeches Friend," said one immigrant to another, 34541
104: After Dinner Speeches When Daniel got into the lions' den 14965
105: After Dinner Speeches Joseph H. Choate and Chauncey Depew were invited to a dinner. 26730
106: After Dinner Speeches Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story: 64720
107: After Dinner Speeches Mark Twain and Chauncey M. Depew once went abroad 34572
108: Age The woman confessed to her crony: 24795
109: Age The good die young. 14466
110: Age How old are you, Tommy?" asked a caller. 24402
111: Age How effusively sweet that Mrs. Blondey is to you, 44613
112: Age As every southerner knows, 54347
113: Age When "Bob" Burdette was addressing the graduating class 14442
114: Age THE PARSON (about to improve the golden hour) 24794
115: Age A well-meaning Washington florist 44538
116: Age A small boy who had recently passed his fifth birthday 24644
117: Age The late John Bigelow, the patriarch of diplomats and authors, 44288
118: Age A wise man never puts away 14902
119: Age To the old, long life and treasure; 24342
120: Age Youth is a blunder; 14564
121: Age We do not count a man's years, 14584
122: Age To be seventy years young 14617
123: Agents John, whatever induced you to buy 24681
124: Agriculture A farmer, according to this definition, 14440
125: Agriculture In certain parts of the west, 54669
126: Agriculture They used to have a farming rule 64415
127: Agriculture Blessed be agriculture! 14810
128: Agriculture When tillage begins, 17419
129: Alarm Clocks MIKE (in bed, to alarm-clock as it goes off) 14661
130: Alertness Alert?" repeated a congressman, 14511
131: Alibi The mother called in vain for her young son. 44554
132: Alibi A party of Manila army women were returning in an auto 44719
133: Alimony What is alimony, ma? 4726
134: Alimony The proof of the wedding 14533
135: All Brains A gentleman who was walking through 44503
136: All In One Breath Wife: "I'm afraid you'll think me 14523
137: Allowances Why don't you give your wife an allowance? 24460
138: Altruism WILLIE - "Pa!" 54595
139: Altruism There was once a remarkably kind boy 94406
140: Ambition Oliver Herford sat next to a soulful poetess 44701
141: Ambition Hubby," said the observant wife, 44427
142: Ambition The chief end of a man in New York 14835
143: Ambition When you are aspiring to the highest place, 14405
144: Ambition The man who seeks one thing in life, and but one, 54492
145: American Girl Here's to the dearest 124330
146: Americans Eugene Field was at a dinner in London 84635
147: Americansz You can always tell the English, 44539
148: Amnesty The nurse at the front regarded the wounded soldier with a puzzled frown. 34761
149: Amusements A newspaper thus defined amusements: 24629
150: Amusements I wish that my room had a floor; 54519
151: Amusements I am a great friend to public amusements; 14710
152: An Actor Pa, what's an actor? 24863
153: An Alias Miss Hen: "I demand an explanation! 24507
154: An Alias Lady (to prospective daily housemaid): 24965
155: An Argument This theory about fish being brain food 34354
156: An Error In Judgment Mother: "What! Have you been 24183
157: An Extensive Love She: "They say that he fairly 24621
158: Anatomy The little boy, sent to the butcher shop, 24727
159: Anatomy TOMMY - "My gran'pa wuz in th' civil war, 34437
160: Anatomy They thought more of the Legion of Honor 104409
161: Anatomy Anatomy is the human body, 15232
162: Ancestry A western buyer is inordinately proud of the fact 54507
163: Ancestry In a speech in the Senate on Hawaiian affairs, 44346
164: Ancestry Signor Marconi, in an interview in Washington, 54499
165: Ancestry Gerald," said the young wife, 34725
166: Ancestry My ancestors came over in the 'Mayflower. 24515
167: Ancestry When in England, Governor Foss, 14295
168: Ancestry People will not look forward to posterity, 14832
169: Ancestry From yon blue heavens above us bent, 34415
170: And They Say Women are Stubborn and Expensive Oil Change Instructions 5711118
171: Anger Charlie and Nancy had quarreled. 44622
172: Anger When a husband loses his temper 14515
173: Anger It is easy enough to restrain 17080
174: Anniversaries MRS. JONES - "Does your husband remember your wedding anniversary?" 24512
175: Answered She: "And what would 24617
176: Antidotes Suppose," asked the professor in chemistry, 24432
177: Apologizing Oh! Are you really a mind-reader? 34786
178: Appearance Little Willie came home in a sad state. 45127
179: Appearance The cross-eyed man at the ball bowed with courtly grace, and said: 44613
180: Appearance What sort of an appearing man is he? 24642
181: Appearances How fat and well your little boy looks. 24719
182: Appetite The young man applied to the manager of the entertainment museum 185168
183: Appetite Daniel Webster was the guest at dinner of a solicitous hostess 24960
184: Appetite It was shortly after Thanksgiving Day that someone asked the little boy 24557
185: Applause A certain theatrical troupe, 75359
186: Applause Applause is the spur of noble minds, 14791
187: Applause O Popular Applause! what heart of man 15252
188: Applicant Prospective Employer: I suppose you have 24421
189: Appreciation The distinguished actor had a large photograph of Wordsworth 64429
190: Arbitration International A war was going on, and one day, 54683
191: Argument Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, 34706
192: Arithmetic He seems to be very clever. 24586
193: Arithmetic SONNY - "Aw, pop, I don't wanter study arithmetic." 24489
194: Arithmetic TEACHER - "Now, Johnny, suppose I should borrow 24983
195: Arithmetic See how I can count, mama, 14597
196: Arithmetic Two old salts who had spent most of their lives 64246
197: Armies A new volunteer at a national guard 154677
198: Armies The battle was going against him. 34603
199: Armies An army officer decided to see for himself 44518
200: Armies A war is a fearful thing," said Mr. Dolan. 24489
201: Army Rations The colonel of a volunteer regiment camping 54591
202: Army Rations On the occasion of the annual encampment 44765
203: Arranged To Fit Elsie: "Mummy! if I wuz a fairy 34706
204: Art An American tourist and his wife, 24674
205: Art The Yankee tourist described glowingly the statue of a beautiful woman 24537
206: Art Tell me, does your husband snore? 44957
207: Art The packer from Chicago admired a picture by Rosa Bonheur. 54937
208: Art There was an old sculptor named Phidias, 54463
209: Art The friend had dropped in to see D'Auber, 34775
210: Art A young artist once persuaded Whistler to come 34546
211: Art The amateur artist was painting sunset, 44760
212: Art Art is indeed not the bread 14661
213: Art Now nature is not at variance with art, 14594
214: Art And Nature Husband: "What was that you were playing, 54405
215: Artists ARTIST - "I'd like to devote my last picture to a charitable purpose." 24545
216: Artists Wealth has its penalties. 24867
217: Artists CRITIC - "By George, old chap, 36178
218: Artists He that seeks popularity in art 14636
219: Athletes The caller's eye had caught the photograph 74584
220: Athletics The sister spoke admiringly to the collegian who 44676
221: Attention The supervisor of a school was trying to prove 64375
222: Attorney and the Doctor Doctor, before you preformed the autopsy, 166670
223: Authors A woman lion-hunter entertained a dinner party 24898
224: Authors The following is a recipe for an author: 54772
225: Authors Oscar Wilde, upon hearing one of Whistler's 14288
226: Authors THE AUTHOR - "Would you advise me 24247
227: Authors AMBITIOUS AUTHOR - "Hurray! Five dollars for my latest story, 34430
228: Authors A lady who had arranged an authors' reading 24414
229: Authors An ambitious young man called upon a publisher 34467
230: Authors So you have had a long siege of nervous prostration? 24443
231: Authors Mark Twain at a dinner at the Authors' Club said: 14741
232: Authors An American friend of Edmond Rostand says 74427
233: Authors George W. Cable, the southern writer, 34646
234: Authors Brief History of a Successful Author: 14697
235: Authors It took me nearly ten years to learn that I couldn't write stories. 34668
236: Authors I dream my stories, 24723
237: Authors The five-year-old son of James Oppenheim, 14631
238: Authors William Dean Howells is the kindliest 34420
239: Authors James Oliver Curwood, a novelist, 24588
240: Authors Tried to skin me, that scribbler did! 34400
241: Authors At a London dinner recently the conversation turned 34384
242: Authors There is probably no hell for authors 14625
243: Authors A thought upon my forehead, 84620
244: Authors That writer does the most, 14764
245: Authors Habits of close attention, thinking heads, 44609
246: Authors The author who speaks about his 14695
247: Automobiles TEACHER - "If a man saves $2 a week, 24887
248: Automobiles How fast is your car, Jimpson? 24776
249: Automobiles What is the name of your automobile? 44445
250: Automobiles What little boy can tell me the difference 44629
251: Automobiles Do you have much trouble with your automobile? 24591
252: Automobiles A little "Brush" chugged painfully up to the gate of a race track. 54688
253: Automobiles Autos rush in where..... 14443
254: Automobiling Sorry, gentlemen," said the new constable, 34501
255: Automobiling Two street pedlers in Bradford, 14377
256: Automobiling It was very romantic, 34387
257: Automobiling What you want to do is to have that mudhole 24390
258: Automobiling The old lady from the country and her small son 34360
259: Automobiling What makes you carry that horrible shriek 14596
260: Automobiling In certain sections of West Virginia 44282
261: Aviation The aviator's wife was taking her first trip 44518
262: Aviation AVIATOR (to young assistant, 24403
263: Aviation When Claude Grahame-White the famous aviator, 54254
264: Aviators Little drops in water 44939
265: Aviators Are you an experienced aviator? 24750
266: Babies The visiting Englishman, with an eyeglass screwed to his eye, 34862
267: Babies The teacher had explained to the class that the Indian women 44666
268: Baccalaureate Sermons PROUD FATHER - "Rick, my boy, 34676
269: Bacteria There once were some learned M.D.'s, 55301
270: Bacteria Two doctors met in the hall of the hospital. 54615
271: Bad Both Ways Dobb: "What's that piece of cord 24646
272: Badges Mrs. Philpots came panting downstairs 104718
273: Baggage An Aberdonian went to spend a few days 14620
274: Baggage Johnnie Poe, one of the famous Princeton football family, 54618
275: Bait A gentleman strolling alongside a canal observed 44978
276: Baldness A patient complained to the doctor that his hair was coming out. 34977
277: Baldness One mother who still considers Marcel waves 34620
278: Baldness Were any of your boyish ambitions 24979
279: Baldness Congressman Longworth is not gifted with much hair, 55052
280: Baldness O, Mother, why are the men 24768
281: Baldness The costumer came forward to attend 54466
282: Baldness United States Senator Ollie James, 54699
283: Baldness A near-sighted old lady at a dinner-party, 14878
284: Banks And Banking During a financial panic, 34775
285: Banks And Banking She advanced to the paying teller's window and, 45072
286: Banks And Banking FRIEND - "So you're going to make it hot 4707
287: Baptism On the way to the baptism, the baby somehow loosened 95140
288: Baptism The aged negro clergyman announced solemnly from the pulpit: 24959
289: Baptism A revival was being held at a small colored 64936
290: Baptists The old colored man left the Methodist Church 24674
291: Baptists An old colored man first joined the Episcopal Church, 24740
292: Baptists A Methodist negro exhorter shouted: 14708
293: Bargains MANAGER (five-and-ten-cent store) 24690
294: Bargains Hades," said the lady.... 15109
295: Bargains Newell Dwight Hillis, the now famous New York preacher 24625
296: Bargains My wife and myself are trying to get up 34724
297: Baseball The teacher directed the class to write a brief 24995
298: Baseball A run in time saves the nine. 24779
299: Baseball Plague take that girl! 34865
300: Baseball When Miss Cheney, one of the popular teachers 34569
301: Baths And Bathing The only unoccupied room in the hotel 34597
302: Baths And Bathing RURAL CONSTABLE-"Now then, 24707
303: Baths And Bathing A woman and her brother lived alone 24653
304: Baths And Bathing In one of the lesser Indian hill 84632
305: Battle Teacher: "In which of his battles 25223
306: Bazars Once upon a time a deacon who did not favor church bazars 34604
307: Beards There was an old man with a beard, 54676
308: Bears The old trapper was chased by a grizzly. 24929
309: Bears The guide introduced a tourist in the Rocky Mountains 44849
310: Beauty If eyes were made for seeing, 24849
311: Beauty A thing of beauty is a joy forever; 54868
312: Beauty, Personal In good looks I am not a star. 54586
313: Beauty, Personal Shine yer boots, sir? 55459
314: Beauty, Personal A farmer returning home late at night, 64903
315: Beauty, Personal The senator and the major were walking up the avenue. 34620
316: Beauty, Personal Pat, thinking to enliven the party, 34489
317: Beauty, Personal ARTHUR - "They say dear, 24360
318: Beauty, Personal In the negro car of a railway train 34459
319: Beauty, Personal Little dabs of powder, 44534
320: Beauty, Personal He kissed her on the cheek, 44508
321: Beauty, Personal MOTHER (to inquisitive child) 24201
322: Beauty, Personal One day, while walking with a friend 14505
323: Beauty, Personal What a homely woman! 34685
324: Beauty, Personal Beauty is worse than wine; 14505
325: Beds A western politician tells the following story 44305
326: Beer The father of a school boy in New York City 34589
327: Beer The new soda clerk was a mystery, 24329
328: Beer A man to whom illness was chronic, 54849
329: Bees TEACHER - "Tommy, do you know 24528
330: Beetles Now doth the frisky June Bug 124538
331: Beggars The cultured maid servant announced to her mistress, 44697
332: Begging THE "ANGEL" (about to give a beggar a dime) 24851
333: Begging MAN - "Is there any reason why I 24360
334: Begging MILLIONAIRE (to ragged beggar) 24306
335: Begging Once, while Bishop Talbot, 64258
336: Begging To get thine ends, 24226
337: Begging Well, whiles I am a beggar I will rail 44504
338: Beginners A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab. 44581
339: Betrothal The cook, Nora, had announced her engagement 64551
340: Betrothal The delinquent laggard swain had been telling 54522
341: Better Unsaid Cholly Lyttlebrayne: "Yes, the doctors 24480
342: Betting The officers' mess was discussing rifle shooting. 124206
343: Betting Two old cronies went into a drug store 44400
344: Bible Interpretation Miss Jane, did Moses have the same after-dinner 34519
345: Bible Interpretation Mr. Preacher," said a white man to a colored minister 26687
346: Bible Verse Ethel," said the bishop, 44537
347: Bicycle A young lady who was inspecting bicycles 54703
348: Bigamy What is the penalty for bigamy? 24612
349: Bigamy The man was weak and naturally unlucky, 24310
350: Bigamy There once was an old man of Lyme. 54422
351: Bigamy Bigamy is when 15092
352: Bills The proverb, "Where there's a will there's a way..... 14615
353: Bills YOUNG DOCTOR - "Why do you always ask your patients 24555
354: Bills Farmer Gray kept summer boarders. 54761
355: Bills PATIENT (angrily) 24575
356: Bills At the bedside of a patient who was a noted humorist, 34507
357: Bills Thank Heaven, those bills are got rid of, 34650
358: Birth The little girl in the zoölogical park tossed bits 44334
359: Birthdays When a man has a birthday he takes a day off, 15043
360: Black Superstition Architect: "Have you any suggestions 24238
361: Blessing The philosopher, on being interrupted 14269
362: Blind A shopkeeper with no conscience put by his door 24588
363: Blind Prostitute Woman laid on road on motorway 110273
364: Blindness The sympathetic and inquisitive old lady at the seashore 34423
365: Blockhead The recruit complained to the sergeant 24514
366: Blonde Joke A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. 97431
367: Blonde Joke How do you drown a blonde? 25516
368: Blood Relations Actor: "Are these poor relations 24508
369: Blue Blood Mrs. Profiteer: "Is this a pedigree dog?" 24699
370: Blue Blood Small Bridesmaid (loudly, in middle of ceremony): 14303
371: Blue Blood Small Girl: "To-day's my mummy's 24464
372: Blue Blood Wot's a minimum wage, Albert? 24382
373: Blue Blood Office Boy (anxious to go to football match): 34398
374: Blue Blood Minister's Wife: "My husband was asking 24769
375: Blue Blood Two mistakes here, 24210
376: Blue Blood Mistress: "Oh, cook, 24455
377: Blue Blood Gushing Lady: "Yes, she's married 24524
378: Blue Blood Mother: "Augustus, you naughty boy, 24068
379: Blue Blood New Butler: "At what time, 44317
380: Blue Blood Fond Mamma: "I sometimes think, 24446
381: Blue Blood Playful Hostess: "Couldn't you manage 44484
382: Blue Blood Vicar's Wife: "What are you children 44344
383: Bluffing Francis Wilson, the comedian, 74531
384: Blunders An early morning customer in an optician's shop 54657
385: Blunders The ship doctor of an English liner notified 34114
386: Blunders Telephone girls sometimes glory in their mistakes 64477
387: Blunders A good Samaritan, passing an apartment house 214375
388: Blunders There was a young man from the city, 54475
389: Boasting Maybe the man who boasts that he doesn't owe 34428
390: Boasting WILLIE - "All the stores closed on the day my uncle died." 24627
391: Boasting Two men were boasting about their rich kin. Said one: 75257
392: Bolshie I 'ear your 'usband 24423
393: Bonanzas A certain Congressman had disastrous experience 36026
394: Bone Of Contention The crowd in the car was packed suffocatingly close. 64566
395: Bone Of Contention During the Civil War, an old negro was deeply 84402
396: Bookkeeping Tommy, fourteen years old, arrived home for the holidays, 14324
397: Books And Reading LADY PRESIDENT - "What book has helped you most?" 24517
398: Books And Reading You may send me up the complete 14714
399: Books And Reading There are three classes of bookbuyers: 14181
400: Books And Reading The owner of a large library solemnly warned 14326
401: Books And Reading In science, read, by preference, 14246
402: Books And Reading Learning hath gained most by those 14487
403: Books And Reading Books should to one of these four ends conduce, 24475
404: Books And Reading A darky meeting another coming from the library 34290
405: Books And Reading I don't know what to give Lizzie 34692
406: Booksellers And Bookselling A bookseller reports these mistakes 65562
407: Booksellers And Bookselling When a customer in a Boston department store 14185
408: Booksellers And Bookselling It was a few days before Christmas 44171
409: Bookworms A book-worm," said papa, 15851
410: Bores What kind of a looking man is that chap 24441
411: Bores A man who was a well known 14632
412: Borrowers A well-known but broken-down Detroit newspaper man, 64344
413: Borrowers One winter morning Henry Clay, 34216
414: Bosses The insurance agent climbed the steps and rang the bell. 124223
415: Boston A tourist from the east, 14684
416: Boston A little Boston girl with exquisitely long golden 34342
417: Boston NAN - "That young man from Boston 24913
418: Boston A Bostonian died, and when he arrived 45481
419: Boston There was a young lady from Boston, 54248
420: Bottled Courage Is this stuff guaranteed 24238
421: Boxing John L. Sullivan was asked why he had never taken to giving boxing lessons. 24733
422: Boys A certain island in the West Indies is liable 35483
423: Boys Aunt Eliza came up the walk and said 4515
424: Boys An iron hoop bounded through the area railings 84165
425: Breakfast The Southern Colonel at Saratoga Springs, 75153
426: Breakfast Foods Pharaoh had just dreamed of the seven 24555
427: Breath One day a teacher was having a first-grade class 24400
428: Breath Said the bibulous gentleman who had been reading 24508
429: Brevity The best illustration of the value 15067
430: Brevity An after-dinner speaker was called 14453
431: Brevity 4069
432: Brevity A negro servant, on being ordered to 34447
433: Brevity Dr. Abernethy, the famous Scotch surgeon, 124191
434: Bribery A thriving baseball club is one of the features of a boy's 55390
435: Bribery A judge, disgusted with a jury that 54256
436: Brides My dear," said the young husband 24378
437: Brides Do you think only of me? 24765
438: Bridge Whist How about the sermon? 34261
439: Brooklyn At the Brooklyn Bridge. 24552
440: Brutality Two ladies in a car disputed concerning the window, 55236
441: Bryan, William Jennings Some time after the presidential election of 1908, 14134
442: Buildings Pat had gone back home to Ireland 34469
443: Burglars A burglar was one night engaged in 45760
444: Burglary A young couple that had received many valuable wedding 45267
445: Bushisms Can the English language survive after US 136315
446: Business A Boston lawyer, who brought his wit from his native Dublin, 65522
447: Business At the Boston Immigration Station 44373
448: Business Enterprise It happened in Topeka. 14708
449: Business Enterprise In a section of Washington where 44247
450: Business Enterprise A boy looking for something to do saw the sign 35546
451: Business Enterprise A Chinaman found his wife lying dead 35602
452: Business Enterprise A rather simple-looking lad halted before 54535
453: Business Enterprise Do you know where Johnny Locke lives, 44522
454: Business Enterprise From each according to his ability, 14241
455: Business Enterprise In a New York street a wagon loaded 54122
456: Business Ethics Johnny," said his teacher, 44487
457: Business Women Wanted - A housekeeping man 14568
458: But He's On His Way Uncle Tom arrived at the station 64690
459: Butler Doctor (at door, to butler): 24452
460: Calmness In Bret Harte's Mary McGillup, 35537
461: Camping Camp life is just 15116
462: Candidate A candidate for Congress from a 15641
463: Candidates When I first decided to allow the people 44541
464: Candidates A good story is told on the later Senator Vance. 174715
465: Candidates A political office in a small town was vacant. 44662
466: Candidates The little daughter of a Democratic candidate 14735
467: Candidates I am willing," said the candidate, 24711
468: Candidates Now, Mr. Blank, 34731
469: Candor Jeanette was wearing a new frock when her dearest friend called. 45579
470: Canning And Preserving A canner, exceedingly canny, 55754
471: Capitalists Of the late Bishop Charles G. Grafton a 14892
472: Cards A Tennessee farmer went to town and bought a gallon jug 25427
473: Carefulness Michael Dugan, a journeyman plumber, 34856
474: Carefulness The newly-elected president 27078
475: Carelessness The housemaid, tidying the stairs the morning after a reception, 27688
476: Carpenters While building a house, 94441
477: Carving To Our National Birds 4611
478: Caste In some parts of the South the darkies 34472
479: Caterpillars The small boy sat at the foot of a telegraph pole, 55204
480: Cats Clarence, aged eight, was a member of the Band of Mercy, 45178
481: Cats The teacher put a question to the class: 125116
482: Cats The little girl returned from church deeply musing on the sermon, 25046
483: Cats There was a young lady whose dream 54485
484: Cats There once were two cats in Kilkenny, 44462
485: Caught Lying The tender young mother detected her baby boy 69620
486: Cause And Effect Archbishop Whately was one day asked 16611
487: Cause And Effect A man who has an office downtown called 45068
488: Cause And Effect BANKS - "I had a new experience yesterday, 55861
489: Cause And Effect Among a party of Bostonians who spent some time 75139
490: Cause And Effect Jack Barrymore, son of Maurice Barrymore, 44892
491: Cause And Effect What a lot of suffering these ambulance 24614
492: Cause And Effect He's a nice little horse 24768
493: Cause And Effect The way those people flaunt 24586
494: Caustic A good story is told of a pawky old Scot, 45895
495: Caution Marshall Field, 3rd, 44478
496: Champagne MR. HILTON - "Have you opened that bottle of champagne, 24741
497: Champagne Sir Andrew Clark was Mr. Gladstone's physician, 44473
498: Champagne Wishing to give his Scotch steward 14645
499: Changing Places They say that she was his stenographer 44659
500: Changing The Subject She: "Well! Let us change the subject. 34796
501: Changing The Subject I say, Taxi, I've only got enough change 14428
502: Character The Rev. Charles H. Spurgeon was fond of a joke 44490
503: Character They were trying an Irishman, 54720
504: Character We must have a weak spot or two in a character 14853
505: Charity Oh, mamma," questioned the child, "who's that?" 34996
506: Charity Charity," said Rev. B., 14889
507: Charity Dr. C.H. Parkhurst, the eloquent New York clergyman, 34746
508: Charity THE LADY - "Well, I'll give you a dime; 24562
509: Charity Porter Emerson came into the office yesterday. 34830
510: Charity I made a mistake," said Plodding Pete. 34334
511: Charity It requires a vast deal of courage and charity 44228
512: Charity Good morning, ma'am, 24583
513: Charity Charity is a virtue 14588
514: Charity You find people ready 14607
515: Chauffeur An attorney of Los Angeles 34439
516: Chicago A western bookseller wrote to a house 34333
517: Chicken Little One day the first grade teacher was reading 57182
518: Chicken Stealing Senator Money of Mississippi asked an old 24874
519: Chicken Stealing Ida Black had retired from the most select 34585
520: Chicken Stealing Does de white folks in youah 24480
521: Chicken Stealing Henry E. Dixey met a friend one afternoon on Broadway. 54194
522: Chicken Stealing A southerner, hearing a great commotion 64341
523: Chicken Stealing A colored parson, calling upon one of his flock, 34294
524: Chicken-Stealing The Southern planter heard a commotion in his poultry 44278
525: Child Labor What's up old man; you look as happy as a lark! 24339
526: Child's Sermon Is was that time, during the Sunday morning service, 37067
527: Children Two weary parents once advertised: 24079
528: Children A couple advertised: 24236
529: Children A boy twelve years old with an air of melancholy resignation, 45684
530: Children MRS. POST - "But why adopt a baby when you 24277
531: Children The neighbors of a certain woman in a New England 54486
532: Children Childhood has no forebodings; 14493
533: Children Better to be driven out 14889
534: Choices William Phillips, our secretary of embassy at London, 34436
535: Choices A well-known furniture dealer of a Virginia 34281
536: Choices A man hurried into a quick-lunch restaurant 34589
537: Christian Scientists While waiting for the speaker at a public meeting 34331
538: Christianity A shipwrecked traveler was washed up on a small island. 34897
539: Christians At a dinner, when the gentlemen 34300
540: Christians A traveler who believed himself to be sole 24457
541: Christmas A political boss wished to show his appreciation 34827
542: Christmas Santa Claus inserted an upright piano, 14927
543: Christmas Gifts 33991
544: Christmas Gifts 44054
545: Christmas Gifts Little six-year-old Harry was asked by his Sunday-school teacher: 34984
546: Christmas Gifts For little children everywhere 44404
547: Christmas Gifts I will, if you will, 107196
548: Chronology TOURIST - "They have just dug up the corner-stone 24490
549: Church The young members of the family had been taught 34544
550: Church The old negro attended a service in the Episcopal Church 24560
551: Church Attendance Tremendous crowd up at our church last night. 34238
552: Church Attendance I understand," said a young woman to another, 24278
553: Church Attendance Are you a pillar of the church? 24385
554: Church Discipline Pius the Ninth was not without a certain 14487
555: Circus A well-known theatrical manager repeats 54451
556: Circus Willie to the circus went, 44298
557: Circus A child of strict parents, 25720
558: Circus Johnny, who had been to the circus, 44474
559: Circus A boy and his mother were taking 25491
560: Civilization An officer of the Indian Office at Washington 54426
561: Civilization My dear, listen to this, 14301
562: Civilization The path of civilization 14536
563: Claiming Acquaintance Chimmie: "Dat's McCorker de heavy-weight 24458
564: Classified Mrs. Bargain: "Oh, Ethel! 24297
565: Cleanliness The little boy was clad in an immaculate white suit 27308
566: Cleanliness The mother catechised her young son 74237
567: Cleanliness Among the tenements that lay within 44456
568: Cleanliness A woman in one of the factory towns 44287
569: Cleanliness How old are you?" once asked Whistler 14366
570: Cleanliness If dirt was trumps, 14250
571: Cleanliness The Housewife: My goodness! 24171
572: Clergy Now, children," said the visiting minister 44467
573: Clergy All work and no 14580
574: Clergy Bishop Doane of Albany was at one time rector 64508
575: Clergy The four-year-old daughter of a clergyman 74123
576: Clergy PROFESSOR - "Now, Mr. Jones, 24311
577: Clergy Archbishop Ryan was once accosted 34464
578: Clergy A Duluth pastor makes it a point to welcome 34263
579: Clergy A minister of a fashionable church 134465
580: Clergy Bishop Goodsell, of the Methodist Episcopal church, 24620
581: Clergy It is a standing rule of a company 14403
582: Clergy Booker Washington, as all the world knows, 44334
583: Clergy On one occasion the minister delivered a sermon 44464
584: Clergy A pompous Bishop of Oxford was once stopped 104469
585: Clergy Skilful alike with tongue and pen, 64143
586: Climate In a certain town the local forecaster 44126
587: Clothing One morning as Mark Twain returned from a neighborhood morning call, 34192
588: Clothing A man whose trousers bagged badly 24314
589: Clothing The evening wore on, 34465
590: Clothing See that measuring worm crawling up my skirt! 24531
591: Clothing Dwellers in huts and in marble halls 84090
592: Clothing Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy, 34628
593: Clubs Belle and Ben had just announced their engagement. 34507
594: Clubs The guest landing at the yacht club float with his host, 34207
595: Clubs One afternoon thirty ladies met at the home 24206
596: Coal Dealers In a Kansas town where two brothers 34170
597: Coeducation The speaker was waxing eloquent, 24204
598: Coffee Among the coffee-drinkers a high place 14152
599: Coins He had just returned from Paris and said to his old aunt in the country: 24575
600: Collecting Of Accounts An enterprising firm advertised: 14368
601: Collecting Of Accounts Sir," said the haughty American 24284
602: Collecting Of Accounts A retail dealer in buggies doing business 34548
603: Collecting Of Accounts The saddest words of tongue or pen 44403
604: Collectors And Collecting Sir Walter Raleigh had called 34519
605: College Graduates Can't I take your order for one of our encyclopedias! 24467
606: College Students Say, dad, remember that story you told me 34627
607: College Students WANTED: Burly beauty-proof individual 14636
608: College Students FRESHMAN - "I have a sliver in my finger. 24245
609: College Students STUDE - "Do you smoke, professor?" 54383
610: College Students Three boys from Yale, 14357
611: College Students A college professor was one day nearing 34323
612: College Students When Rutherford B. Hayes was a student 54184
613: College Students A western college boy amused himself 24480
614: College Students The president of an eastern university 14143
615: College Students STUDE. - "Is it possible to confide a secret to you?" 44340
616: College Students Why did you come to college, anyway? 24385
617: College Students A young Irishman at college in want of twenty-five dollars 124427
618: College Students The professor was delivering the final lecture 44085
619: College Students It was Commencement Day at a well-known woman's college, 34155
620: College Students The world's great men have not 14162
621: Colleges And Universities The college is a coy maid 44391
622: Colleges And Universities What is a 'faculty'? 24602
623: Colleges And Universities Yale University is to have 4626
624: Colleges And Universities FIRST TRUSTEE - "But this ancient institution 24340
625: Colleges And Universities The president of the university had dark circles 44277
626: Collision There had been a collision near Euston Station 34105
627: Common Sense A mysterious building had been erected 64641
628: Community The young man at the summer resort, 54259
629: Commuters BRIGGS - "Is it true that you have broken 24498
630: Commuters I see you carrying home a new kind of breakfast food, 24140
631: Commuters After the sermon on Sunday morning 24136
632: Commuters A suburban train was slowly working its 34285
633: Commuters A nervous commuter on his dark, 54746
634: Comparisons A milliner endeavored to sell to a colored woman one 24264
635: Comparisons A well-known author tells of an English 24727
636: Comparisons Darling," whispered the ardent suitor, 34519
637: Comparisons Girls make me tired, 24463
638: Comparisons A friend once wrote Mark Twain a letter 24621
639: Comparisons The Rev. Dr. William Emerson, 14217
640: Comparisons Is it possible your pragmatical 14234
641: Compensation Isaac and Moses dined in a restaurant 24536
642: Compensation Speakin' of de law of compensation, 14015
643: Competition A new baby arrived at a house. 34691
644: Competition A farmer during a long-continued drought 24525
645: Compliments Would you like a lock of my hair? 44786
646: Compliments The young man, dancing with the girl to whom 24189
647: Compliments In former times, when royalties were more important, 44597
648: Compliments Supper was in progress, and the father was telling 64164
649: Composers Recipe for the musical comedy composer: 54659
650: Compromises Boss - "There's $10 gone from my cash drawer, 24515
651: Concealment The widow was deep in suds over the family wash, 24320
652: Conceit I suppose I must admit that I do have my faults, 24414
653: Conditional Eloping Bride: "Oh, Jack! 24720
654: Confession Time An Alabama Preacher said to his congregation: 96871
655: Confessions You say Garston made a complete confession? 24409
656: Confessions Little Ethel had been brought up with 44363
657: Confessions Confession is good for the soul. 25038
658: Congress Congress is a national inquisitorial 14539
659: Congress Judging from the stuff printed in the newspapers, 64422
660: Congressmen It was at a banquet in Washington given 44197
661: Congressmen Representative X, from North Carolina, 24446
662: Congressmen Champ Clark loves to tell of how in the heat 44708
663: Congressmen A Georgia Congressman had put up at an American-plan 44505
664: Conscience The child had been greatly impressed by her first experience 34285
665: Conscience The moral of this story may be that it is better 74991
666: Conscience A quiet conscience makes one so serene! 34435
667: Conscience Oh, Conscience! Conscience! man's most faithful friend, 44539
668: Consequences A teacher asked her class in spelling 24270
669: Consequences Consequences are unpitying. 18302
670: Conservative He was a stout man, and his feet 54509
671: Consideration The goose had been carved at the Christmas 34141
672: Consideration A clergyman, who was summoned in haste 34356
673: Constancy His companion bent over the dying man, 24352
674: Constancy A soldier belonging to a brigade in command 74644
675: Contribution Box The parson looks it o'er and frets. 44212
676: Contribution Box There were introductions all around. 24188
677: Contribution Box The collections had fallen off badly 34443
678: Contribution Box A newly appointed Scotch minister 24491
679: Contribution Box POLICE COMMISSIONER - "If you were ordered to disperse a mob, 34420
680: Contribution Box I advertized that the poor were made 14524
681: Conundrums Mose, what is the difference between a bucket 34054
682: Conversation My dog understands every word I say. 44186
683: Conversation THE TALL AND AGGRESSIVE ONE 24283
684: Conversation HUS (during a quarrel) 24250
685: Conversation Irving Bacheller, it appears, was on a tramping 84520
686: Conversation Conversation is the laboratory 14515
687: Conversation A single conversation across the table 14258
688: Conversion A zealous church member in a Kentucky village 44290
689: Cookery The housewife gave the tramp a large piece of pie 24227
690: Cookery John, John," whispered an alarmed wife, 24198
691: Cookery This is certainly a modern cook-book in every way. 34347
692: Cookery There was recently presented to a newly-married young woman 44210
693: Cookery Heaven sends us good meat, 14215
694: Cooking Mrs. Newlywed: "Oh, Jack, 14579
695: Corked Doctor: "You are a great deal 24367
696: Cornets Spurgeon was once asked if the man who 24334
697: Corns Great aches 14450
698: Corpulence The wife of a prominent Judge was making arrangements 44167
699: Corpulence An employee of a rolling mill 24263
700: Corpulence A very stout old lady, bustling through the park 54311
701: Corpulence A jolly steamboat captain with more 24270
702: Corpulence A very large lady entered a street car 14190
703: Corpulence To our Fat Friends: 14227
704: Cosmopolitanism Secretary of State Lazansky refused to incorporate 44443
705: Cost Of Living Did you punish our son for throwing 24465
706: Cost Of Living Live within your income, 14452
707: Cost Of Living You say your jewels were stolen 24370
708: Cost Of Living A grouchy butcher, 34452
709: Cost Of Living TOM - "My pa is very religious. 44266
710: Couldn't Resist It Look here," began the youth, 64110
711: Country Life BILTER (at servants' agency) 24502
712: Country Life VISITOR - "You have a fine road leading from the station." 24545
713: Courage AUNT ETHEL - "Well, Beatrice, 44348
714: Courage He was the small son of a bishop, 34372
715: Courage Courage, the highest gift, that scorns to bend 104558
716: Courtesy The witness was obviously a rustic and quite new 44423
717: Courtesy The mayor of a French town had, 14112
718: Courtesy Mrs. Taft, at a diplomatic dinner, 44181
719: Courtesy Justice Moody was once riding on the platform 64356
720: Courts One day when old Thaddeus Stevens was practicing 34063
721: Courts It's all right to fine me, 44125
722: Courts A stranger came into an Augusta bank 114293
723: Courtship Do you think a woman believes you 24599
724: Courtship Augustus Fitzgibbons Moran 54244
725: Courtship SPOONLEIGH - "Does your sister always look under the bed?" 24138
726: Courtship There was a young man from the West, 54237
727: Courtship I hope your father does not object 24416
728: Courtship There was an old monk of Siberia, 54279
729: Courtship It was scarcely half-past nine 54245
730: Courtship What were you and Mr. Smith talking about 34105
731: Courtship During a discussion of the fitness 24402
732: Courtship A young woman who was about to wed 74286
733: Courtship Uncle Nehemiah, the proprietor of a ramshackle 34596
734: Courtship Jack and I have parted forever. 34666
735: Courtship Here's to solitaire with a partner, 24657
736: Cowardice The old farmer and his wife visited the menagerie. 54121
737: Cowards Mrs. Hicks was telling some ladies 44163
738: Cowards MRS. PECK - "Henry, what would you 34369
739: Cowards Johnny hasn't been to school long, 104376
740: Cowards A negro came running down the lane 34303
741: Cows Little Willie, being a city boy, 84321
742: Cows There was an old man who said, "How 54192
743: Criticism FIRST MUSIC CRITIC - "I wasted a whole 34384
744: Criticism As soon 64296
745: Criticism It is much easier to be critical 14190
746: Cruelty Why do you beat your little son? 24240
747: Cucumbers Consider the ways of the little green cucumber, 14720
748: Curfew A former resident of Marshall, Mo., 54622
749: Curiosity The colored man, passing through the market, 34239
750: Curiosity The Christmas church services were proceeding 44331
751: Curiosity A one-armed man entered a restaurant 24356
752: Cynic Professor (endeavoring to impress 24008
753: Dachshunds A little boy was entertaining the minister 44842
754: Damages The child came to his mother in tears. 44484
755: Damages A Chicago lawyer tells of a visit he received 45431
756: Damages A Chicago man who was a passenger 55563
757: Damages Up in Minnesota Mr. Olsen had a cow 34565
758: Dancing He was a remarkably stout gentleman, 24827
759: Dancing George Bernard Shaw was recently entertained 34640
760: Dancing On a journey through the South not long ago, 34845
761: Dancing If they had danced the tango and the trot 44847
762: Danger One foot in the grave, 14828
763: Dead Certainty On Tuesday, a colored maid asked her mistress 34795
764: Dead Men's Shoes hen a certain officer of the governor's staff died, 34619
765: Deafness In the smoking-room of a theatre, between the acts, 114939
766: Deafness An excellent old gentleman grew hard of hearing, 44596
767: Debts A train traveling through the West 94529
768: Debts WILLIS - "He calls himself a dynamo." 24764
769: Debts Anticipated rents, and bills unpaid, 44576
770: Debts I hold every man a 14659
771: Declined With Thanks Farmer Brown was an old-fashioned farmer. 44631
772: Dedication The visitor to the poet's wife expressed her surprise 24526
773: Deer The deer's a mighty useful beast 44630
774: Definition The schoolboy, after profound thought, 24538
775: Degrees A young theologian named Fiddle 44561
776: Degrees In Degradation Phil May, the artist, when once down on his luck in Australia, 44809
777: Delay A woman in the mountains of Tennessee 24764
778: Democracy Why are you so vexed, Irma? 24775
779: Democratic Party HOSPITAL PHYSICIAN - "Which ward do you wish 24942
780: Denied The Privilege The Child: "Mother! Did you buy 34502
781: Dentistry Our young hopeful came running into the house. 34523
782: Dentists The dentist is one who pulls 14645
783: Dentists One day little Flora was taken to have 14501
784: Dentists One said a tooth drawer was a kind 14468
785: Description A popular soprano is said to have 14633
786: Design, Decorative Harold watched his mother as she folded 44954
787: Destination A Washington car conductor, 74679
788: Destination Andrew Lang once invited a friend to dinner 24590
789: Details Charles Frohman was talking to a Philadelphia 44807
790: Detectives When Conan Doyle arrived for the first 54458
791: Determination After the death of Andrew Jackson 84611
792: Devil Some wasps built their nests during the week 24983
793: Diagnosis An epileptic dropped in a fit on the streets 24757
794: Diamonds The Professor: A diamond is the hardest 24903
795: Did you hear Did you hear about the awful 34714
796: Diet The young lady, who was something of a food fadist, 34735
797: Diet Eat, drink, and be merry 14767
798: Diet There was a young lady named Perkins, 54512
799: Diet Mother," asked the little one, 14541
800: Diet The doctor told him he needed carbohydrates, 64629
801: Diet A Colonel, who used to assert 54632
802: Diet To abstain that we may enjoy 14678
803: Diet They are as sick that surfeit 14371
804: Digestion In an English school, the examiner asked 54128
805: Dilemmas A story that has done service in political campaigns 44509
806: Dining A twelve course dinner 14442
807: Dining That was the spirit of your uncle 24492
808: Dining Chakey, Chakey," called the big sister 14680
809: Dining There was a young lady of Cork, 54282
810: Dining An anecdote about Dr. Randall Davidson, 24289
811: Dining There was a young lady named Maud, 54300
812: Dining Father's trip abroad did him so much good, 14644
813: Dining Whistler, the artist, 24183
814: Dining A macaroon, 124399
815: Dining The small daughter of the house 44088
816: Dining For a man seldom thinks with more 14640
817: Diplomacy Now, let me see," the impecunious man 34914
818: Diplomacy Ted had a habit of dropping in at the house next door 44829
819: Diplomacy Sometimes the use of a diplomatic method defeats 24629
820: Diplomacy The lady of uncertain age simpered at the gentleman 34395
821: Diplomacy Diplomacy is shown inversely by the remark 55096
822: Diplomacy WIFE - "Please match this piece of silk 34203
823: Diplomacy Scripture tells us that a soft answer 44689
824: Diplomacy Miss de Simpson, 24185
825: Diplomacy I call'd the devil and he came, 85180
826: Dirt We are more particular nowadays about cleanliness 24586
827: Dirt The French aristocrats were not always 44487
828: Discipline Jimmy found much to criticise in his small sister. 44299
829: Discounts A train in Arizona was boarded by robbers, 24286
830: Discretion The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman 44223
831: Discretion When you can, 14251
832: Discretion Miss Bizzy: "I am glad to hear 24139
833: Disposition One eastern railroad has a regular 24371
834: Distances A regiment of regulars was making a long, 104270
835: Divorce The court was listening to the testimony 104562
836: Divorce When a woman marries and then divorces 24252
837: Doctors A victim of chronic bronchitis called on 54384
838: Doctors A well-to-do colored man suffered a serious illness, 44638
839: Doctors A member of the faculty in a London medical 44688
840: Doctors The Chinaman expressed his gratitude to that mighty physician 24400
841: Doctors The instructor in the Medical College exhibited a diagram. 54332
842: Doctors The physician turned from the telephone to his wife: 44083
843: Doctrine In a former generation, when elaborate doctrines 34428
844: Documentary Evidence During the worst of the spy-scare period in London 24316
845: Dog Goin' in that house over there? 64320
846: Dogs The tramp was sitting with his back to a hedge 44328
847: Dogs Many a great man has been given credit 24468
848: Dogs The fox terrier regarded with curious interest 54270
849: Dogs During the siege of Paris in the Franco-German war, 24277
850: Dogs The young clergyman during a parochial call 54174
851: Dogs The meditative Hollander delivered a monologue to his dog: 34153
852: Dogs Some persons are born to have honor thrust upon them, 34304
853: Dogs LADY (to tramp who had been commissioned 24546
854: Dogs A family moved from the city to a suburban locality 24568
855: Dogs Dogs is mighty useful beasts 54607
856: Dogs My dog took first prize at the cat show. 34158
857: Dogs FAIR VISITOR - "Why are you giving Fido's teeth 24484
858: Dogs Do you know that that bulldog of yours 34671
859: Dogs Fleshy Miss Muffet 64409
860: Dogs William J. Stevens, for several years 44139
861: Dogs One would have it that a collie is the most 44176
862: Dogs The more one sees 14726
863: Domestic Finance Talk about Napoleon! 34674
864: Domestic Finance A Lakewood woman was recently reading 104320
865: Domestic Finance I am sending you a thousand kisses, 14629
866: Domestic Quarrels After a trip abroad, a lady inquired of her colored washerwoman: 94496
867: Domestic Quarrels The newly married pair quarreled seriously, 64237
868: Domestic Quarrels The good wife, after she and her husband 34215
869: Domestic Relations There was a young man of Dunbar, 54420
870: Doubt Small Jimmie discussed with his chief 24758
871: Doubt Ability to look on two sides of a question 4278
872: Drama The new play was a failure. 24252
873: Drama The average modern play calls 14451
874: Drama The young man in the third row 44152
875: Drama LARRY - "I like Professor Whatishisname 24370
876: Drama I think I love and reverence all arts equally, 14735
877: Drama Two women were leaving the theater after a performance 24234
878: Dramatic Criticism Theodore Dreiser, the novelist, 44401
879: Dramatic Criticism Nat Goodwin, the American comedian, 44563
880: Dramatists I hear Scribbler finally got one of his plays on the boards. 24598
881: Dramatists So you think the author of this play will live, 24190
882: Dramatists We all know the troubles of a dramatist 34669
883: Dreams The group of dwellers at the seaside 34192
884: Dress Oh, have you heard? Mrs. Blaunt 24776
885: Dress The son of the house had been reading of an escaped lunatic. 54435
886: Dressmakers WIFE - "Wretch! Show me that letter." 44333
887: Drew Blank The MacTavish was not a mean man. 84036
888: Drink It was nine o'clock in the morning, 74125
889: Drink The very convivial gentleman left his club happy, 24247
890: Drink The highly inebriated individual halted before 24403
891: Drink The proprietor of the general store at the cross-roads 94199
892: Drink Two Southern gentlemen, who were of very convivial habits, 44336
893: Drink The old toper was asked if he had ever met 24152
894: Drink A farmer, who indulged in sprees, 24339
895: Drink A mouse chanced on a pool of whiskey 24758
896: Drink The owner of a hunting lodge in Scotland 44487
897: Drink The old farmer was driving home from town, 24471
898: Drink Mrs. Smith addressed her neighbor, 44367
899: Drink In the days before prohibition, 54169
900: Drink When the Kentucky colonel was in the North, 24210
901: Drink The Irish gentleman encountered the lady 34361
902: Drinking He who goes to bed, and goes to bed sober, 44473
903: Drinking I drink when I have occasion, 24569
904: Drinking The Frenchman loves his native wine; 84420
905: Drinking A young Englishman came to Washington 64229
906: Drinking If you are invited to drink at any man's house 14135
907: Drinking There is many a cup 14389
908: Drinking One swallow doesn't make a summer 14406
909: Drinking DOCTOR (feeling Sandy's pulse in bed) 24589
910: Drinking Here's to the girls of the American shore, 44254
911: Drinking A well-known Scottish architect 34795
912: Drinking When President Eliot of Harvard 34446
913: Drinking WIFE (on auto tour) 24294
914: Drinking A priest went to a barber shop conducted 14361
915: Drinking Ex-congressman Asher G. Caruth, 54351
916: Drive Through ATM Procedures. A new sign in the bank lobby says: 427622
917: Droughts Governor Glasscock of West Virginia, 34418
918: Drugged The police physician was called to examine 44381
919: Drunkards Sing a song of sick gents, 44241
920: Drunkards Two booze-fiends were ambling homeward 34343
921: Drunkards Where's old Four-Fingered Pete? 24676
922: Drunkards The Irish talent for repartee 14350
923: Drunkards The colonel came down to breakfast 34311
924: Drunkards MAGISTRATE - "And what was the prisoner doing?" 44688
925: Drunkards A Scotch minister and his servant, 54560
926: Drunkards A man in a very deep state of intoxication 34496
927: Drunkards A pompous little man with gold-rimmed 34469
928: Drunkards A noisy bunch tacked out of their club 64341
929: Drunkards That clever and brilliant genius, 54726
930: Drunkards On a pleasant Sunday afternoon an old German 44641
931: Drunkards William R. Hearst, who never touches liquor, 84361
932: Drunkards What is a drunken man like, Fool? 24883
933: Drunkards My good man, you had better 24640
934: Du Barry The two flappers at the Strand 24081
935: Duck's Disease Three women die together in an accident 137454
936: During The Quarrel He: "But if you will allow me to- 24482
937: During Vacation The Summer Girl: "It pains me to be 24115
938: Duty The traveler was indignant at the slow speed 34522
939: Dyspepsia Ah," she sighed "for many years 34227
940: Easy Living The Southerner in the North, 24723
941: Echoes An American and a Scotsman were walking 34597
942: Economy One Japanese bragged to another that he made 34593
943: Economy Wife:--"Women are not extravagant 24809
944: Economy An economist is usually a man 14680
945: Economy Economy is going without 14783
946: Economy Economy is a way of spending 14834
947: Economy Ther's lots o' difference between 24893
948: Economy Young Husband: "I see that sugar 24827
949: Economy Best Man (seeing couple off on honeymoon): 14676
950: Economy Hostess (to small guest, who is casting 24668
951: Economy Mr. Househunter: "I don't care for those flats 24520
952: Editors Recipe for an editor: 54624
953: Editors The city editor of a great New York daily 84462
954: Education Along in the sixties Pat Casey 34720
955: Education A catalog of farming implements sent out 35597
956: Efficiency In these days of difficulty in securing domestic servants, 134881
957: Efficiency The undertaker regarded the deceased in the coffin 64558
958: Efficiency An engineer, who was engaged on railroad construction 64822
959: Efficiency An American motorist went to Germany 34534
960: Efficiency A curious little man sat next an elderly, 34596
961: Eggs The farmer decided to give special attention 34557
962: Egotism The pessimist spoke mournfully to his friend: 54676
963: Egotism In the Chicago schools a boy refused to sew, 34790
964: Egotism John D. Rockefeller tells this story on himself: 911943
965: Egotism The late Marshall Field had a very small 55635
966: Egotism Here's to the man who is wisest and best, 45457
967: Elections In St. Louis there is one ward that is full 45365
968: Elections WILLIS - "What's the election today for? 25564
969: Elections One year, when the youngsters of a certain 45425
970: Elections I consider biennial elections as a security 15563
971: Electricity In school a boy was asked this question 25547
972: Elephant A circus man was scouring the countryside 26719
973: Elopement Some months after the elopement, 34952
974: Embarrassing Situations A young gentleman was spending the week-end 35620
975: Embarrassing Situations The late Charles Coghlan was a man of great wit 55466
976: Embarrassing Situations The evening callers were chatting gaily 35533
977: Embarrassing Situations I was in an awkward predicament yesterday morning, 55326
978: Embarrassing Situations Your husband will be all right now, 55468
979: Employers And Employees You want more money? Why, my boy, 26115
980: Employers And Employees EARNEST YOUNG MAN - "Have you any advice 45506
981: Employers And Employees General Benjamin F. Butler built a house 75516
982: Employers And Employees W.J. ("Fingy") Conners, the New York politician, 65599
983: Employers And Employees Outside his own cleverness there is nothing 45424
984: Employers And Employees CHIEF CLERK (to office boy) 25656
985: Employers And Employees James J. Hill, the Railway King, 55632
986: Encouraging He: "My train goes in fifteen minutes. 24684
987: Enemies An old man who had led a sinful 45364
988: Enemies It is better to decide a difference between enemies 15391
989: Enemies The world is large when its weary leagues 45549
990: Enfranchisement Of Woman First Voter: "So Mr. Jones has been elected. 24564
991: Engagement He proposed to me last night, 34685
992: English Language A popular hotel in Rome has a sign 15249
993: English Language The class at Heidelberg was studying English conjugations, 44986
994: English Language Language is the expression of ideas, 15208
995: Englishmen Nat Goodwill was at the club with an English friend 55268
996: Enough The darky's clothes were in the last stages 44123
997: Enthusiasm Theodore Watts, says Charles Rowley in his book 4980
998: Epitaph In an Irish cemetery stands a handsome monument 24210
999: Epitaphs LITTLE CLARENCE - "Pa!" 55465
1000: Epitaphs The widower had just taken his fourth wife 44877
1001: Epitaphs A man wished to have something original 15338
1002: Epitaphs In a cemetery at Middlebury, Vt., 14886
1003: Epitaphs An epitaph in an old Moravian cemetery reads thus: 95067
1004: Epitaphs I expected it, 15452
1005: Epitaphs After Life's scarlet fever 25165
1006: Epitaphs Here lies the body of Sarah Sexton, 34990
1007: Epitaphs As a general thing, 15291
1008: Epitaphs Maria Brown, 55107
1009: Epitaphs Here lies the body of Enoch Holden, 14847
1010: Epitaphs A bereaved husband feeling his loss very keenly 56691
1011: Epitaphs Here lies Bernard Lightfoot, 35001
1012: Epitaphs I thought it mushroom when I found 44854
1013: Epitaphs On the tombstone of a Mr. Box appears this inscription: 45324
1014: Epitaphs Nobles and heralds by your leave, 55297
1015: Epitaphs Kind reader! take your choice to cry or laugh; 55153
1016: Epitaphs I conceive disgust at these impertinent 15345
1017: Epithets John Fiske, the historian, 65195
1018: Epithets See that man over there. He is a bombastic mutt, 45097
1019: Equality As one of the White Star steamships 45084
1020: Ermine Said an envious, erudite ermine: 55283
1021: Escapes There was once a chap who went skating too early 74959
1022: Ethics My ethical state, 68250
1023: Etiquet A Boston girl the other day said to a southern 57050
1024: Etiquet A little girl on the train to Pittsburgh 25036
1025: Etiquet LITTLE BROTHER - "What's etiquet?" 25051
1026: Etiquet A Lady there was of Antigua, 55268
1027: Etiquet They were at dinner and the dainties were on the table. 84670
1028: Etiquet TOMMY'S AUNT - "Won't you have another piece of cake, 44769
1029: Etiquet There was a young man so benighted, 54629
1030: European War OFFICER (as Private Atkins worms his way toward the enemy) 25014
1031: European War You can tell an Englishman nowadays 34936
1032: European War LITTLE GIRL (who has been sitting very still with a seraphic expression) 35168
1033: European War From a sailor's letter to his wife: 24664
1034: European War Two country darkies listened, 34579
1035: Evidence The prisoner, a darky, explained how it came about 24174
1036: Evidence The smug satisfaction of the rustic in his clear 34536
1037: Evidence Shall I leave the hall light burning, 24710
1038: Evidence From a crowd of rah-rah college boys celebrating 64782
1039: Evidence Maud Muller, on a summer night, 85107
1040: Evidence One day a hostess asked a well known Parisian judge: 24815
1041: Examinations An instructor in a church school 34990
1042: Examinations A member of the faculty of the University of Wisconsin 25103
1043: Examinations The following selection of mistakes 354951
1044: Exams During the period after the university examinations, 24608
1045: Exclusiveness One of the New York churches is notorious 44069
1046: Excuses The children had been reminded that they 14819
1047: Excuses O. Henry always retained the whimsical 35375
1048: Excuses Strolling along the boardwalk at Atlantic City, 35042
1049: Excuses A captain, inspecting his company 56897
1050: Excuses Is that you, dear? 24506
1051: Excuses What is the matter, dearest? 44596
1052: Excuses A poor casual laborer, 25041
1053: Excuses Cephas is a darky come up from Maryland 44820
1054: Excuses GRANDMA - "Johnny, I have discovered 25045
1055: Excuses Mr. X was a prominent member of the B.P.O.E. 14310
1056: Excuses And oftentimes excusing of a fault 54919
1057: Expectancy An Irishman on a scaffolding four stories high 84818
1058: Expense Account The woman wrote a reference for her discharged cook as follows: 44220
1059: Expensive Second-story Worker: "Hullo, Bill, 24673
1060: Experience The baby pulled brother's hair until he yelled 54296
1061: Experts There was a chicken-stealing case before the court. 24441
1062: Explicitness On her return home after an absence 34412
1063: Exposure TRAMP - "Lady, I'm dying from exposure." 24271
1064: Extravagance A rich and listless lady patron examined 44802
1065: Extravagance There was a young girl named O'Neill, 54630
1066: Extravagance Everybody knew that John Polkinhorn 24944
1067: Extravagance The editor of my paper, 44420
1068: Extravagance An Irish soldier was recently given 114995
1069: Facts The burly man spoke lucidly to his gangling adversary: 44663
1070: Failure Little Ikey came up to his father 25204
1071: Faith Faith is that quality which leads 15074
1072: Faith What is faith, Johnny? 25211
1073: Faith Faith is believing 15161
1074: Faith As I understand it, Doctor, 64987
1075: Faith Mother had been having considerable argument 14812
1076: Faith Faith is a fine invention 45187
1077: Faithfulness A wizened little Irishman applied 35047
1078: Fame Fame is the feeling that you are 15245
1079: Fame Many a man thinks he has become 15225
1080: Fame Were not this desire of fame 14957
1081: Familiarity, Etc. I'm so glad to see you. 24678
1082: Families Yes, sir, our household represents 14787
1083: Families Mrs. O'Flarity is a scrub lady, 44750
1084: Families A man descended from an excursion 45072
1085: Family Why do you object to children 24487
1086: Family Tree You don't mean to say it cost you 24620
1087: Farewells Happy are we met, Happy have we been, 24911
1088: Farewells A dear old citizen went to the cars 34887
1089: Farewells I am going to make my farewell 44946
1090: Farewells Farewell! 34752
1091: Fashion After years of endeavor in poverty, 34494
1092: Fashion 54325
1093: Fashion There are two kinds of women: 15083
1094: Fashion There had been a dressmaker in the house 24853
1095: Fashion Nothing is thought rare 45274
1096: Fashion As good be out of the World 15089
1097: Fashion I think, Lucille, I'll take one 14409
1098: Fashion Sailor Bill: "These New York gals 24752
1099: Fate Fate hit me very hard one day. 85206
1100: Fate So in the Libyan fable it is told 54483
1101: Fathers A director of one of the great transcontinental 45079
1102: Faults Women's faults are many, 45105
1103: Favors At the village store, the young farmer complained bitterly. 24622
1104: Feet BIG MAN (with a grouch) 24930
1105: Femininity Julia: "Fanny married a very wealthy man, 24612
1106: Fighting The boy hurried home to his father with an announcement: 64538
1107: Fighting Who gave ye th' black eye, 25140
1108: Fighting There! You have a black eye, 24603
1109: Fighting Two of the leading attorneys of Memphis, 44474
1110: Fighting An Irishman boasted that he could 14786
1111: Fighting Dose Irish make me sick, 14587
1112: Fighting VILLAGE GROCER - "What are you running for, sonny?" 44981
1113: Fighting An aged, gray-haired and very wrinkled old woman, 25110
1114: Fighting Do you mean to say such a physical 25255
1115: Fighting A pessimistic young man dining alone 15149
1116: Fighting There never was a good 14854
1117: Fighting The master-secret in fighting 15119
1118: Film Fever Nurse: "You were very naughty 24895
1119: Finance A very black little girl made her way 24348
1120: Finance The successful financier snorted contemptuously. 54278
1121: Finance The eminent financier was discoursing. 54566
1122: Finance The eminent banker explained just how he started in business: 24137
1123: Finance Willie had a savings bank; 124470
1124: Finance HICKS - "I've got to borrow $200 somewhere." 44613
1125: Finance It is said J. P. Morgan could raise 14217
1126: Finance To modernize an old prophecy, 14406
1127: Finance An old artisan who prided himself 34475
1128: Financiers My pa, he's a financier, 24285
1129: Finger-Bowls MISTRESS (to new servant) 24338
1130: Finished But why don't you think 24390
1131: Fire Departments Clang, clatter, bang! 54781
1132: Fire Departments Two Irishmen fresh from Ireland had 24424
1133: Fire Escapes Fire escape: A steel stairway 14866
1134: Fires Ikey, I hear you had 24422
1135: First Aid In Illness And Injury The father of the family hurried 34133
1136: First Aid In Illness And Injury NURSE GIRL - "Oh, ma'am, 24653
1137: First Aid In Illness And Injury SURGEON AT NEW YORK HOSPITAL - 24546
1138: First Aid In Illness And Injury A prominent physician was recently 54401
1139: First Day On The New Job A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask 57117
1140: Fish A man went into a restaurant recently 24769
1141: Fish Little Elizabeth and her mother 44586
1142: Fishermen At the birth of President Cleveland's 14615
1143: Fishermen Doin' any good? 84547
1144: Fishermen A young lady who had returned from 34520
1145: Fishermen Smith the other day went fishing. 74318
1146: Fishermen You'll be a man like one of us some day, 25086
1147: Fishermen The more worthless a man 14501
1148: Fishermen As no man is born an artist, 14554
1149: Fishing The congressman from California was telling 64558
1150: Fishing A man was telling some friends 54956
1151: Fishing I got a bite - I got a bite! 14442
1152: Fishing The late Justice Brewer 44106
1153: Fishing Lo, Jim! Fishin'? 24406
1154: Fishing We may say of angling as Dr. Boteler 14780
1155: Fishy Record First Stenog. (reading): 4530
1156: Fishy Record A group of tourists were looking 24174
1157: Fishy Record Lay down, pup. 24370
1158: Flats Hello, Tom, old man, got your new flat 24176
1159: Flats She hadn't told her mother yet 34614
1160: Flattery An eminent statesman was being driven rapidly 44321
1161: Flattery With a sigh she laid down the magazine 34365
1162: Flattery MAGISTRATE (about to commit for trial) 24359
1163: Flattery OLD MAID - "But why should a great 25465
1164: Flattery William - - was said to be the ugliest, 34310
1165: Flattery You seem to be an able-bodied man. 34607
1166: Flattery O, that men's ears should be 24765
1167: Fleas The debutante was alarmed over the prospect 44201
1168: Flirtation The gentleman at the party, 34249
1169: Flirtation It sometimes takes a girl 14364
1170: Flirtation There's a belief that summer girls 24496
1171: Flirtation A teacher in one of the primary grades 44345
1172: Flood The breakfaster in the cheap restaurant tried 64222
1173: Flowers Gilbert wrote a couplet concerning 54644
1174: Flowers Lulu was watching her mother working 14461
1175: Fog The old gentleman was lost in a London fog, 44129
1176: Follies A wise old Quaker woman once said 14570
1177: Food The Arctic explorer at a reception 54191
1178: Food The young mother asked the man 24109
1179: Food A man went into a southern restaurant 24454
1180: Food One day a pastor was calling upon 24114
1181: Food A girl reading in a paper that fish 44154
1182: Food A hungry customer seated himself 94136
1183: Football His SISTER - "His nose seems broken." 34205
1184: Fords A boy stood with one foot on the sidewalk 16637
1185: Fords A farmer noticing a man in automobile 24658
1186: Forecasting A lady in a southern town was approached 54341
1187: Forehandedness The highly efficient housewife 14245
1188: Foresight The master directed that the picture 34518
1189: Foresight They tell me you're working 'ard night an' day, 44282
1190: Foresight Mike, I wish I knew where I was goin' to die. 34133
1191: Foresight There once was a pious young priest, 54279
1192: Forgetfulness The foreman of a Southern mill, 64264
1193: Forgetfulness Two men met on the city street in the evening, 64774
1194: Forgetfulness The clergyman drew near to the baptismal font, 24785
1195: Form The traveler wrote an indignant letter 24321
1196: Form A worker in the steel mills applied direct 44397
1197: Fortune Hunters HER FATHER - "So my daughter has consented 64316
1198: Fortune Hunters The London consul of a continental kingdom 44583
1199: Fortune Hunters I would die for you, 24161
1200: Fortune Hunters HE - "I'd like to meet Miss Bond." 44765
1201: Fortune Hunters MAUDE - "I've just heard of a case 24603
1202: Fortune Hunters "Yes," said the old man to his young visitor, 24504
1203: Fountain Pens Fust time you've ever milked a cow, 24375
1204: Fountain Pens Percy" asks if we know anything which 24663
1205: Fourth Of July You are in favor of a safe and sane Fourth of July? 24746
1206: Fourth Of July One Fourth of July night in London, 34167
1207: Franklin Franklin's education was 14391
1208: Fraud The hired man on a New England farm went 24489
1209: Free Thought TOMMY - "Pop, what is a freethinker? 24689
1210: French An American tourist in France found 34208
1211: French Language I understand you speak French like a native. 24453
1212: French Language In Paris last summer a southern girl 14558
1213: Friends The Lord gives our 24238
1214: Friends Father. 54500
1215: Friends Here's champagne to our real friends. 24273
1216: Friends It's better to make friends 24429
1217: Friends Some friends are 24313
1218: Friends, Society Of A visitor to Philadelphia, 14529
1219: Friendship The kindly lady accosted the little boy on the beach, 44111
1220: Friendship The clergyman on his vacation wrote a long letter 34341
1221: Friendship Friendly may we part 14405
1222: Friendship There's fellowship 34954
1223: Friendship May we all travel through 14497
1224: Friendship Here's to the four hinges of Friendship 64600
1225: Friendship The trouble with having 16804
1226: Friendship Brown volunteered to lend me money. 34470
1227: Friendship I let my house furnished, 24563
1228: Friendship Hoo is it, Jeemes, that you mak' 24063
1229: Friendship The conductor of a western freight train 74145
1230: Friendship If a man does not make new acquaintances, 14685
1231: Friendship They say, and I am glad they say, 84712
1232: From The Heart The Wife: "I have not been able 24310
1233: From The Heart The Reporter: "I beg pardon, 34326
1234: Front Lady: Well, what do you want? 44518
1235: Fun Fun is like life insurance, 14399
1236: Funerals There was an old man in a hearse, 54185
1237: Furniture GUEST - "That's a beautiful rug. 24831
1238: Fussiness The traveler in the Blue Ridge Mountains 24344
1239: Future Life A certain young man's friends thought 46829
1240: Future Life FATHER (impressively) 25472
1241: Future Life Look here, now, Harold, 24146
1242: Future Life On a voyage across the ocean an Irishman 24927
1243: Future Life An Irishman told a man that he had 14548
1244: Future Life When P.T. Barnum was at the head 24150
1245: Future Life Archbishop Ryan once attended a dinner 34348
1246: Gardening Th' only time some fellers ever 14967
1247: Gardening I am going to start a garden, 24743
1248: Gas Stoves A Georgia woman who moved to Philadelphia 34603
1249: Gender It is quite possible to trap clergymen, 34813
1250: Generosity This is a foine country, Bridget! 17358
1251: Generosity At one of these reunions of the Blue and the Gray 45531
1252: Generosity At dinner one day, 14632
1253: Generosity A little newsboy with a cigarette 64955
1254: Generosity Little Ralph belonged to a family of five. 65214
1255: Generosity She was making the usual female search 35118
1256: Gentleman There has been much controversy for years 34604
1257: Gentlemen Sadie, what is a gentleman? 5315
1258: Gentlemen Two characters in Jeffery Farnol's 34763
1259: Geography The airman, after many hours of thick weather, 24829
1260: George Washington A Barnegat schoolma'am had been telling 46828
1261: George Washington A Barnegat schoolma'am had been telling 45697
1262: George Washington A Scotsman visiting America 34678
1263: Germans The poet Heine and Baron James Rothschild 24414
1264: Getting Back Customer to Palmist: "Five dollars fee? 14420
1265: Getting Back Betty: "Mummy, does God 24590
1266: Getting Even Mrs. Lynks: "Jack, I have made up 24661
1267: Getting On Old Gentleman: "Well, children! 24734
1268: Getting Reckless She: "I'm surprised at Jane's 24392
1269: Getting Reckless I shall never find anyone else like you. 24954
1270: Ghosts There was a haunted house down South 64630
1271: Ghosts I confess, that the subject of psychical research 94773
1272: Gifts When Lawrence Barrett's daughter 84528
1273: Gifts A church house in a certain rural district 36808
1274: Gifts He gives twice who gives quickly 15120
1275: Gifts Presents," I often say, 14477
1276: Gifts In giving, a man receives more 14843
1277: Girls Father: "Well, son, you certainly made 24918
1278: Gluttony A clergyman was quite ill as a result 34818
1279: Gluttony There was a young person named Ned, 54450
1280: God The little boy was found by his mother 44731
1281: God's Will The clergyman was calling, when the youthful son 44672
1282: Going Further Flora: "I think that Maud has been 24601
1283: Golf The eminent English Statesman Arbuthnot-Joyce 64822
1284: Golf Two Scotchmen met and exchanged 68035
1285: Golf GOLFER (unsteadied by Christmas luncheon) 24744
1286: Golf Doctor William S. Rainsford is an inveterate golf player. 24595
1287: Golf SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER - "Willie, 24552
1288: Golf The game of golf, as every humorist knows, 75456
1289: Golf When Mark Twain came to Washington 34575
1290: Golf An astronomer was entertaining a Scotch friend. 24429
1291: Golfers and Skydivers What is the difference between a golfer 38313
1292: Good Ecomony A study found that the average Australian 16296
1293: Good Fellowship A glass is good, a lass is good, 44709
1294: Good Fellowship May good humor preside when good fellows meet, 25001
1295: Good Fellowship Here's to us that are here, 14928
1296: Good Fellowship Here's to all the world, 24303
1297: Good Or Bad Turn? Did your late employer give you a reference 46924
1298: Good Or Bad Turn? Did your late employer give you 44663
1299: Gossip A gossip is a person 24329
1300: Gossip However did you reconcile Adele and Mary? 24526
1301: Gossip The seven-year-old daughter of a prominent 54211
1302: Gossip Get a gossip wound up 14428
1303: Gossip Papa, mamma says that one-half 24451
1304: Gossip It is only national history that 14065
1305: Gossip You're a terrible scandal-monger, 34855
1306: Gossip What," asked the Sunday-school teacher, 44083
1307: Gossip MAUD - "That story you told 25046
1308: Gossip SON - "Why do people say 'Dame Gossip'? 24624
1309: Gossip I cannot tell how the truth may be; 24501
1310: Gossip Never tell evil of a man, 14332
1311: Government Ownership Don't you think the coal-mines 24355
1312: Governors The governor of a western state was dining 64350
1313: Grace The son and heir had just been confirmed. 34380
1314: Grace The new clergyman in the country parish, 24400
1315: Graft What is meant by graft? 24173
1316: Graft LADY - "I guess you're gettin' 34466
1317: Graft Every man has his price, 14445
1318: Graft The Democrats had a clear working majority in 44370
1319: Graft A well-known New York contractor 34259
1320: Grammar The passing lady mistakenly supposed 44247
1321: Grammar The teacher asked the little girl 64336
1322: Grammar The witness, in answer to the lawyer's question, 44339
1323: Grass The auctioneer, offering the pasture 24299
1324: Gratitude After O'Connell had obtained the acquittal 15176
1325: Gratitude Some people are never satisfied. 24448
1326: Gratitude It was a very hot day and a picnic 44589
1327: Gratitude Miss PASSAY - "You have saved my life, 24403
1328: Great Britain One of the stories told by Mr. Spencer Leigh Hughes 54157
1329: Great Britain There is a lad in Boston, 24545
1330: Greed An eminent doctor successfully attended 74562
1331: Grief At the wake, the bereaved husband displayed 35230
1332: Grief The old woman in indigent circumstances 24266
1333: Grief Jim, who worked in a garage, 34481
1334: Guarantees TRAVELER (on an English train) 44319
1335: Guests Look here, Dinah," said Binks, 24549
1336: Guests Here's a health to thee and thine 74541
1337: Guilty Sister: "Hubby received an anonymous 34423
1338: Habit It is a matter of common knowledge 14413
1339: Habit It was the bridegroom's third matrimonial 34600
1340: Habit Among the new class which came 44653
1341: Habit In reward of faithful political service 74597
1342: Habit We had a fine sunrise this morning, 24945
1343: Habit A traveling man who was a cigarette smoker 74862
1344: Habit Habit with him was all the test of truth; 25129
1345: Hair The school girl from Avenue A, 24866
1346: Hair The City Nephew: "I'm glad to see Aunt Hetty 24497
1347: Half A Duck Deep Coming to a river with which he was unfamiliar, 44718
1348: Half And Half Mrs. Murphy is very fat, 34404
1349: Happiness Lord Tankerville, in New York, 105172
1350: Happiness Mankind are always happier 15049
1351: Hard To Please The rather ferocious-appearing husband 54653
1352: Harnessing The story is told of two Trenton men 64987
1353: Harvard University Well, I'll tell you this, 24923
1354: Hash George," said the Titian-haired school marm, 24865
1355: Haste The colored man was condemned to be hanged, 24659
1356: Haste The ferry-dock was crowded with weary 24610
1357: He Had Heard Of Them It was company field training. 24542
1358: He Knew Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited to a friend's 45780
1359: He Knew She: "I never saw a married couple 24441
1360: He Knew Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited 44746
1361: He Takes Your Time The chief objection we have 14627
1362: He Was Wrong Prison Visitor: "Am I right in presuming 24583
1363: Health Resorts Where've you been, Murray? 64733
1364: Hearing The Ladies' Aid ladies were talking 74430
1365: Hearsay The convicted feudist was working for a pardon. 25128
1366: Heaven The clergyman in the following story 44685
1367: Heaven Tom," said an Indiana youngster 44584
1368: Heirlooms HE (wondering if his rival has been accepted) 24490
1369: Heirlooms My grandfather was a captain of industry. 34961
1370: Help The farmer found his new hired man 34637
1371: Help A savage old boar got into a garden, 24770
1372: Help Mary," said the mistress, 24522
1373: Helpful Pa! He: Do you think your father 24837
1374: Helpfulness Many a mayor is a friend to the people 84900
1375: Hen The customer asked for fresh eggs, 54685
1376: Her Match What's an echo, pa?" 26353
1377: Her Match Tommy: "What's an echo, pa?" 4582
1378: Her Soft Answer They had had their usual altercation 34500
1379: Her Views Mrs. de Vere: "I suppose now 14646
1380: Her Views Mrs. Profiteer: "No, we ain't 14552
1381: Hereafter This is the dialogue between a little girl 44820
1382: Hereafter Little Alice questioned her mother 45446
1383: Heredity The woman, who had a turn-up nose 44548
1384: Heredity Papa, what does hereditary mean? 35133
1385: Heredity William had just returned from college, 44557
1386: Heredity There seems to be a strange affinity between 25330
1387: Heredity So you have adopted a baby to raise? 24811
1388: Heredity Do you really believe 24581
1389: Heroes THE PASSER-BY - "You took a great risk 24441
1390: Heroes MR. HENPECK - "Are you the man who 34123
1391: Heroes Each man is a hero 14668
1392: High Prices Two men were talking together 44266
1393: Hindsight Mike, the hod-carrier, 44512
1394: Hindsight A rustic visitor to the city made a desperate run 24519
1395: Hinting A Kansas editor hit on the following 24512
1396: Hinting Little James, while at a neighbor's, 34454
1397: His Difficulty Real Estate Agent: "This tobacco plantation is a bargain. 24607
1398: His Little Mistake A certain country vicar who used 65580
1399: His Reputation Waitress: "He ain't no good, 14455
1400: His Sphere His versatility is something extraordinary. 34397
1401: His Sphere Poetic Bridegroom: "I could sit here forever, 24526
1402: History The faculty were arranging the order 44153
1403: History Down in Virginia, near Yorktown, 24267
1404: Hobnails Sam, on board the transport, 14395
1405: Hogs The professor and his wife were doubtful 24127
1406: Holding His Own The farmer, after seven years 24223
1407: Home Home is a place where you 14369
1408: Home Who hath not met with home-made bread, 73984
1409: Home Brew The young man had offered his heart 54399
1410: Home Life Wife: "George, is that you?" 24082
1411: Homesickness One of our volunteers in the late war 54521
1412: Homesteads Malachi," said a prospective homesteader 24600
1413: Honesty He's an honest young man 4507
1414: Honesty VISITOR - "And you always did your 25578
1415: Honesty Ex-District Attorney Jerome, 14486
1416: Honesty How is it, Mr. Brown, 34445
1417: Honesty The stranger laid down four aces and scooped in the pot. 24051
1418: Honesty A dumpy little woman with solemn eyes, 74249
1419: Honeymoon The newly married pair were stopping 54319
1420: Honor In the smoking compartment of a Pullman, 54308
1421: Honor Titles of honour add not to his worth, 24152
1422: Honorable Intentions A certain man notorious for his slowness 45339
1423: Hope FRED - "My dear Dora, 24096
1424: Hope Springs Eternal Oldest Inhabitant: "I never expected to live 14751
1425: Hope Springs Eternal That's Betty Grant's new maid. 34623
1426: Hope Springs Eternal Father: "Don't know the French for cat, 24553
1427: Hope Springs Eternal Betty (after flash of lightning) 14638
1428: Hope Springs Eternal Employer: "John, I wish you wouldn't 24634
1429: Hope Springs Eternal Mistress: "Oh, Jane, 24165
1430: Hope Springs Eternal Little Girl (in foreground): 14409
1431: Hope Springs Eternal Mistress: "I hope you're doing 24330
1432: Hope Springs Eternal Raw Hand at sea for first time 36556
1433: Hope Springs Eternal Can you play bridge to-night? 44578
1434: Hope Springs Eternal Master: "But, Jenkins, the name 24133
1435: Hope Springs Eternal Successful Poultry Farmer: 24065
1436: Hope Springs Eternal Small Boy (who has been promised 14393
1437: Hope Springs Eternal Mother: "Oh, Mary, why do 24310
1438: Hope Springs Eternal Mother (to child who has been naughty): 24644
1439: Horses A city man, visiting a small country town, 24727
1440: Horses A traveler in Indiana noticed that a farmer 54288
1441: Horses A German farmer was in search of a horse. 44361
1442: Horses There's a grocer who is notorious 64281
1443: Horses Before Abraham Lincoln became President 34342
1444: Hospital Little Mary, who had fallen ill, 34540
1445: Hospitality The good wife apologized to her unexpected guests 44215
1446: Hospitality Night was approaching and it was raining hard. 64640
1447: Hospitality The old friends had had three days together. 34104
1448: Hospitality A youngster of three was enjoying a story 38206
1449: Hosts I thank you for your welcome 24227
1450: Hosts Here's to the host and the hostess, 44047
1451: Hotels In a Montana hotel there is a notice 14091
1452: How He Did It First Theatrical Manager: "Do you have any trouble 24316
1453: How It Happened What! You don't mean to tell 24250
1454: How the Well-Dressed Lawyer Lost His Expensive Shoes One day an extremely well-dressed and 737223
1455: Huh Huh! Yuh talks 'bout sassiety 24130
1456: Humbug Two boys once thought to play a trick 74300
1457: Humidity The little boy had been warned repeatedly 44717
1458: Humility The slow suitor asked: 34469
1459: Hunger That woman never turns away a hungry man. 34946
1460: Hunger A man was telling about an exciting experience in Russia. 34733
1461: Hunting An amateur sportsman spent the day 74536
1462: Hunting A gentleman from London was invited to go for 54675
1463: Husbands Is she making him a good wife? 24398
1464: Husbands A husband and wife ran a freak show in a certain provincial town, 34752
1465: Husbands An eminent German scientist who recently 34317
1466: Husbands A couple of old grouches at the Metropolitan Club 44242
1467: Husbands Your husband says he leads a dog's life, 25019
1468: Husbands NEIGHBOR - "I s'pose your Bill's 'ittin' 24591
1469: Husbands You say you are your wife's third husband? 34566
1470: Husbands MR. HENPECK - "Is my wife going out, Jane?" 34298
1471: Husbands A happily married woman, who had enjoyed 44162
1472: Husbands An absent-minded man was interrupted 34465
1473: Husbands Mrs. McKinley used to tell of a colored widow 54020
1474: Husbands I suffer so from insomnia 24370
1475: Husbands Did Hardlucke bear his misfortune 24578
1476: Husbands A popular society woman announced a 14124
1477: Husbands A very man - not one of nature's clods 44391
1478: Husbands A woman mounted the steps of the elevated 24278
1479: Husbands OLD MONEY (dying) 24687
1480: Husbands An inveterate poker player, 54208
1481: Husbands MR. HOMEBODY - "I see you keep copies 24465
1482: Husbands There is gladness in his gladness, when he's glad, 54302
1483: Hybridization We used to think that the smartest man 14543
1484: Hyperbole Speakin' of fertile soil, 44398
1485: Hyperbole News comes from Southern Kansas 14391
1486: Hypocrisy Hypocrisy is all 14529
1487: Hypocrisy TEACHER-"Now, Tommy, what is a hypocrite?" 24294
1488: Ideals The fact that his two pet bantam 24644
1489: Identity The paying teller told mournfully 44536
1490: Idioms The foreigner, who prided himself 24796
1491: Idioms The old man told how his brother 44572
1492: Illusions And Hallucinations A doctor came up to a patient 34608
1493: Illustration Pat was set to work with the circular saw 34568
1494: Imagination One day a mother overheard her daughter 54415
1495: Imitation Not long ago a company was rehearsing 34865
1496: Impatience An acquaintance encountered in the village 24589
1497: Important Business That you, dearie? I'm detained 44771
1498: Impudence The ice on the river was in perfect condition. 46694
1499: In A Fix Mrs. Muggins: "It's raining, 24608
1500: In Keeping I really believe he married her 25155
1501: In Kind In many of the rural districts 14434
1502: In Order To Be Filled Two negroes were working in a coal-bin 64726
1503: In That Case She: "When one is really thirsty, 24558
1504: Inadvertent Prospective Bride: "I am glad I decided 24333
1505: Indirection The bashful suitor finally nerved himself 24735
1506: Infants A wife after the divorce, 35112
1507: Infants Is the baby strong? 4635
1508: Inheritance A lawyer made his way to the edge 154926
1509: Inheritance In a London theatre, a tragedy was being played. 44382
1510: Inheritance Said one Tommy to another: 34598
1511: Initiative The sweet little girl had a violent tussle 34688
1512: Injustice The child sat by the road bawling loudly. 54483
1513: Innocence A little girl four years old was alone 74597
1514: Innocence The very young clergyman made his first parochial call. 44702
1515: Inquisitiveness In the smoking car, one of the passengers had an empty coatsleeve. 44496
1516: Inquisitiveness The curiosity of the passenger 74719
1517: Insomnia The man suffering from insomnia quite often 15009
1518: Inspirations She was from Boston, and he was not. 54979
1519: Instalment Plan Half the world doesn't know how 14732
1520: Instructions A lively looking porter stood 74917
1521: Insult The young wife greeted her husband 114443
1522: Insult Tom Corwin was remarkable for the size of his 24738
1523: Insurance The woman at the insurance office 54992
1524: Insurgents And what," asked a visitor to the 25084
1525: Interest If a man has a beautiful stenographer, 24440
1526: Intermission During a lecture, Artemas Ward 24439
1527: Interviews Haven't your opinions on this subject 44765
1528: Inventors The profiteer, skimming over the advertisements 24867
1529: Invitations Recently," says a Richmond man, 25402
1530: Invitations One day a Chinese poor man met 54367
1531: Invitations MARION (just from the telephone) 34650
1532: Invitations Little Willie wanted a birthday party, 64814
1533: Irish Bulls Two Irishmen were among a class 14485
1534: Irish Bulls Dear teacher," wrote little Johnny's mother, 14780
1535: Irish Bulls An Irishman once was mounted on a mule 14593
1536: Irish Bulls The doctor says if 'e lasts 14367
1537: Irish Bulls For rent - 14588
1538: Irish Bulls A servant of an English nobleman 14231
1539: Irish Bulls A pretty school teacher, 14425
1540: Irish Bulls A college professor, 24516
1541: Irish Bulls MAGISTRATE - "You admit you stole the pig?" 34784
1542: Irish Bulls In choosing his men, 14275
1543: Irish Bulls If you want to put that song 34482
1544: Irish Bulls A little old Irishman was trying to see 14413
1545: Irish Bulls MRS. JENKINS - "Mrs. Smith, 24231
1546: Irish Bulls In the hall of a Philharmonic society 24418
1547: Irish Bulls Sir Boyle Roche is credited 14290
1548: Irish Bulls A certain high-school professor, 16411
1549: Irish Bulls Once, at a criminal court, 24305
1550: Irish Bulls The ways in which application forms 44392
1551: Irish Bulls Applicant does not know anything about maternal posterity, 54579
1552: Irishmen A Peoria merchant deals 14146
1553: Irishmen Here are some words, 14284
1554: Irishmen An Irishman once lined up his family 44465
1555: Irreverence There were three young women of Birmingham, 54046
1556: Irreverence A few years ago Henry James reviewed 44252
1557: It Worked A tramp entered a baker's, shivering piteously. 134513
1558: Items The painter was required to render 204912
1559: Jewelry Young Woman (holding out hand): 24623
1560: Jewels The girl with the ruby lips we like, 84458
1561: Jews What is the difference between 14617
1562: Jews He was quite evidently from the country 84539
1563: Jews The men were arguing as to who was the greatest inventor. 44586
1564: Jews Levinsky, despairing of his life, 94619
1565: Jews The Jews are among the aristocracy 14530
1566: Jokes The joke maker's association had a feast. 44464
1567: Jokes A nut and a joke are alike 14561
1568: Jokes JOKELY - "I got a batch of aeroplane 34453
1569: Jokes I ne'er forget a joke I have 44687
1570: Jokes A negro bricklayer in Macon, Georgia, 44434
1571: Jokes The late H.C. Bunner, when editor of Puck, 24593
1572: Jokes NEW CONGRESSMAN - "What can I do for you, sir?" 24686
1573: Jokes Jokes were first imported to this country several hundred years 74755
1574: Jokes Here's to the joke, the good old joke, 124736
1575: Jokes A jest's prosperity lies in the ear 34482
1576: Journalism A Louisville journalist was excessively proud 14624
1577: Journalism John R. McLean, owner of the Cincinnati Enquirer 44805
1578: Journalism A newspaper man named Fling 54714
1579: Journalism Come in," called the magazine editor. 34658
1580: Journalism Hear, land o' cakes, and brither Scots, 64762
1581: Judges A judge once had a case in which the accused 104921
1582: Judges A gentleman of color who was brought before a police judge, 24617
1583: Judges Four things belong to a judge: 14467
1584: Judgment HUSBAND - "But you must admit 24424
1585: Judgment Day It was Judgment Day, and throngs 74454
1586: Jury In the south of Ireland a judge 14485
1587: Jury There was recently haled into an Alabama court 44397
1588: Just Ignorance He (dejectedly): 24964
1589: Justice There are two sides to every question 14425
1590: Justice What, Tommy, in the jam again, 24651
1591: Justice One man's word is no man's word, 24413
1592: Justice He who decides a case without hearing 14730
1593: Justice At Last It was the usual domestic storm. 74353
1594: Justification Wife: "Two bottles of ginger ale, 25014
1595: Justification First Flapper: "The cheek of that conductor! 34576
1596: Justification Mollie (who has been naughty and 24726
1597: Justification Governess: "Well, Mollie, 44609
1598: Justification I say, dear old bean, 34548
1599: Justification Irate Parent: "While you stood 24452
1600: Justification Wife: "My dear, we've simply 14303
1601: Justification Mrs. Goodheart: "I am soliciting for the poor. 24339
1602: Justification What's the matter, little boy? 24551
1603: Justification Helen's elder sister: "You know, 24713
1604: Justification Can I 'ave the arternoon off to 34726
1605: Justification Child: "Mother, 14615
1606: Justification The schoolmaster was explaining 24780
1607: Justification Wife: "Yes, dear. 24843
1608: Justification Podger (to new acquaintance): 24422
1609: Justification Young Husband: "It seems to me, 24474
1610: Justification Wife (referring to guest): 24095
1611: Justification Questioning a class, an inspector asked: 54608
1612: Justification Salesman: "Another advantage of this machine, 24625
1613: Justification The Stage Manager: "Now then, 24197
1614: Justification Old Gentleman (to new gardener): 24440
1615: Justification My dear, you're not going 34088
1616: Justification Lady (who has purchased a ready-made dress): 24301
1617: Juvenile Delinquency A woman left her baby in its carriage 14416
1618: Kentucky Kentucky is the state 14712
1619: Kindness Kindness goes a long ways 17575
1620: Kindness An old couple came in from the country, 44619
1621: Kindness A fat woman entered a crowded street car 44753
1622: Kings And Rulers I think," said the heir apparent, 34811
1623: Kings And Rulers The present King George in his younger days 34452
1624: Kings And Rulers And so we sing, "Long live the King; 45062
1625: Kings And Rulers FIRST EUROPEAN SOCIETY LADY - "Wouldn't you like 24804
1626: Kings And Rulers One afternoon Kaiser Wilhelm caustically reproved 64323
1627: Kings And Rulers During the war of 1812, 24697
1628: Kings And Rulers A lady of Queen Victoria's court 14823
1629: Kings And Rulers Ten poor men sleep in peace 24507
1630: Kings And Rulers Here lies our sovereign lord, the king, 54434
1631: Kinship The urchin was highly excited, 24310
1632: Kinship The Southern lady interrogated her colored cook, 64490
1633: Kiss I took that pretty girl from 34306
1634: Kisses The bridegroom, who was in a horribly nervous condition, 44759
1635: Kisses The young man addressed the old grouch: 44517
1636: Kisses Here's to a kiss: 74424
1637: Kisses If I should kiss you 24793
1638: Kisses What is he so angry with you for? 64835
1639: Kisses There was an old maiden from Fife, 54661
1640: Kisses Here's to the red of the holly berry, 44582
1641: Kisses There was a young sailor of Lyd, 54427
1642: Kisses There once was a maiden of Siam, 54741
1643: Kisses Lord! I wonder what fool 14822
1644: Kissing The subject of kissing was debated 24293
1645: Kissing The tiny boy fell down and bumped his head. 44744
1646: Kissing Some Scottish deacons were famous, 25977
1647: Kissing Me She: "What do you mean by kissing me? 34372
1648: Knowledge A physician was driving through a village 24654
1649: Knowledge With knowledge 14620
1650: Knowledge The son of the family was home 24501
1651: Kultur HERR HAMMERSCHLEGEL (winding up the argument) 24562
1652: Labor And Laboring Classes A farmer in great need of extra hands 54642
1653: Landlords An English tourist was sightseeing in Ireland 34694
1654: Languages George Ade, with a fellow American, 24576
1655: Languages Milton was one day asked by a friend 24710
1656: Languages Prince Bismarck was once pressed 24555
1657: Lantern Mr. Goodsole: "Well, what do you want?" 24524
1658: Laughter Josh Billings said: 4906
1659: Laughter TEACHER - "Freddie, you musn't 24809
1660: Laughter Laugh and the world laughs 24645
1661: Laughter About the best and finest 14671
1662: Law The lawyer explained to the client his scale of prices: 25430
1663: Lawyers Ignorance of the law does not 14465
1664: Lawyers George Ade had finished his speech 44669
1665: Lawyers A man was charged with stealing a horse, 34851
1666: Lawyers An elderly darky in Georgia, 24504
1667: Lawyers You have a pretty tough looking lot of customers 24734
1668: Lawyers Did youse git anyt'ing? 34777
1669: Lawyers The dean of the Law Department was very busy 54603
1670: Lawyers A lawyer cross-examining a witness, 14604
1671: Lawyers An impecunious young lawyer recently received 85111
1672: Lawyers A prisoner was brought before the bar 104916
1673: Lawyers What is that little boy crying about? 44407
1674: Lawyers A man walking along the street of a village 55084
1675: Lawyers Deceive not thy 14543
1676: Lawyers A Sergeant of the Lawe, war and wys 64621
1677: Lawyers There was a town jail, 44648
1678: Lawyers Some physicians direct their patients 14682
1679: Laziness A tourist in the mountains of Tennessee 74653
1680: Laziness While the train was waiting on a side track 84713
1681: Laziness How's times?" inquired a tourist. 66971
1682: Laziness A tramp, after a day or two in the hustling, 24755
1683: Laziness An Atlanta man tells of an amusing experience 64570
1684: Laziness Some temptations come to 14673
1685: Laziness Foreman: "'Ow is it that little 24632
1686: Leap Year A girl looked calmly at a caller 64701
1687: Lease Mr. McNab (after having his lease read over to him): 14439
1688: Legerdemain What did you do last night? 25757
1689: Legislators Thomas B. Reed was one of the Legislative 44673
1690: Lent Did you give up anything during Lent? 24638
1691: Letters What are you doing, Marjory? 44493
1692: Letting Him Know Flora: "I'm writing to tell Jack 34528
1693: Liars There are three kinds of liars: 44436
1694: Liars Two Irishmen were working on the roof 54371
1695: Liars FATHER (reprovingly) 24598
1696: Liars A private, anxious to secure leave of absence, 54741
1697: Liars A conductor and a brakeman on a Montana railroad 44772
1698: Liars MOTHER - "Oh, Bobby, I'm ashamed of you. 25642
1699: Liars The sages of the general store 34618
1700: Liars A lie is an 14627
1701: Liars An Idaho guide whose services were retained 817261
1702: Liars When by night the frogs are croaking, 44092
1703: Liars The World War has incited veterans 104275
1704: Liberty Liberty is being free from the 14477
1705: Liberty A day, an hour, of virtuous liberty 24491
1706: Liberty Where liberty dwells 14211
1707: Librarians A country newspaper printed the following announcement: 14125
1708: Librarians The modern librarian is a genius. 104388
1709: Librarians One librarian has the following 34257
1710: Librarians A distinguished librarian is a good follower 14398
1711: Librarians Many catalogers append notes to the main 74711
1712: Librarians In a branch library a reader asked 14357
1713: Librarians Have you A Joy Forever? 24603
1714: Lies A certain famous preacher when preaching 45349
1715: Life Life's an aquatic meet 14982
1716: Life I count life just a stuff 24479
1717: Life May you live as long as you like, 24165
1718: Life Live, while you live," the epicure would say, 64178
1719: Life This world that we're a-livin' in 44366
1720: Life Dost thou love life? 14330
1721: Life 64145
1722: Life Insurance A man went to an insurance office 94801
1723: Life Size I would like to have a globe 34147
1724: Life's Biggest Problem Old Job: "The best way to get 24319
1725: Life's Biggest Problem He (just introduced): 34193
1726: Life's Biggest Problem A customer entered the small-town 24325
1727: Life's Biggest Problem Pompous Publisher (to aspiring novice in literature): 24415
1728: Life's Difficulties Mother: "Why, what's the matter, darling?" 44045
1729: Life's Difficulties Does God make lions, Mother? 34179
1730: Life's Difficulties Excuse me, officer, 14409
1731: Life's Difficulties Mrs. Green to Mrs. Jones 14057
1732: Life's Difficulties The Woman: "Jazz stockings 23964
1733: Life's Difficulties Small Invalid (to visitor): 14098
1734: Lightning The woman was strong-minded, 24035
1735: Lisp The kindergarten teacher questioned her tiny pupil: 34200
1736: Lisping Have you lost another tooth, 24525
1737: Literal The class had been told by the teacher 24210
1738: Literally He: "I understand that 24603
1739: Literalness The visitor from the city stopped 34241
1740: Logic The mother came on her little son who was 85200
1741: Logic The mother came on her little son 84129
1742: Looking Over Lady (in box): 24534
1743: Loquacity The two old Scotchmen played a round 44356
1744: Lost First Sailor (searching vainly for his ship 24459
1745: Lost And Found I ain't losing any faith in human nature, 14460
1746: Lost And Found What were you in for? 44221
1747: Lost And Found Party that lost purse containing twenty dollars 14609
1748: Lost And Found A lawyer having offices in a large office 44719
1749: Lost And Found CHINAMAN - "You tellee me where railroad depot?" 34658
1750: Love The philosopher calmly defined the exact 26300
1751: Love Love is an insane desire on the part 14256
1752: Love MR. SLIMPURSE - "But why do you insist 24260
1753: Love MAUDE - "Jack is telling around 34498
1754: Love RICH MAN - "Would you love my daughter 35286
1755: Love Tis better to have lived and loved 24445
1756: Love May we have those in our 14148
1757: Love Here's to love, 14692
1758: Love Here's to those that I love; 44437
1759: Love It is best to love wisely, 14204
1760: Love Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, 44277
1761: Love O, love, love, love! 44376
1762: Love Let the man who does 14467
1763: Love The philosopher calmly defined the 24122
1764: Love She: Jack is in love with you. 44393
1765: Love And would you love me 44237
1766: Love at first sight It was a case of love 34495
1767: Love Me, Love Me Not The little girl came in tears to her mother. 44135
1768: Loyalty Jenkins, a newly wedded suburbanite, 44644
1769: Loyalty BOY - "Come quick, there's a man 34637
1770: Luck Some people are so fond 14158
1771: Luck O, once in each man's life, at least, 84514
1772: Luck Tommy," said his brother, 24375
1773: Luck A negro who was having one misfortune 14415
1774: Luck The pessimist quoted from his own experience 24337
1775: Luck How did you find your steak? 24216
1776: Luck The new reporter wrote his concluding paragraph 24211
1777: Luck The editor of the country paper went 34083
1778: Lunacy The lunatic peered over the asylum wall, 74499
1779: Luxury The retired colonel, who had seen forty years 34074
1780: Lying The juryman petitioned the court 34263
1781: Lying The tender young mother detected 64346
1782: Maiden Speech The unhappy man explained the cause of his wretchedness: 34751
1783: Maidens I wish I could know how many men 24410
1784: Maine The Governor of Maine was at the school 54623
1785: Making Good What's become ob dat little chameleon 24334
1786: Making Sure Papa, the Earl wants me to send him 34556
1787: Malaria The physician had taken his patient's 34551
1788: Man Loses Memory; Shows Up At Emergency Room A frantic businessman rushed into the emergency room, threw his attaché case on the reception desk, and exclaimed, "Nurse, I need help!" 504415
1789: Managers Boss: What do you mean by such language? 34690
1790: Managing The Managers This conversation was overheard 34443
1791: Manners It is told of Prince Herbert Bismarck 24582
1792: Manners The tenderfoot in the Western town 44470
1793: Manners After treading rather heavily on her foot, 24616
1794: Marks(Wo)Manship An Irishman who, with his wife, 34508
1795: Marks(Wo)Manship Mary had a little lamb, 44601
1796: Marksmanship During the Saturday night revels 64585
1797: Marriage MRS. QUACKENNESS - "Am yo' daughtar happily mar'd, 24481
1798: Marriage Where am I?" the invalid exclaimed, 24546
1799: Marriage Archbishop Ryan was visiting a small parish 44560
1800: Marriage Was Helen's marriage a success? 24824
1801: Marriage JENNIE - "What makes George such a pessimist?" 24971
1802: Marriage Matrimony is the 15028
1803: Marriage One day Mary, the charwoman, 74454
1804: Marriage A wife placed upon her husband's tombstone: 14737
1805: Marriage I can take a hundred words a minute, 24523
1806: Marriage A man and his wife were airing their 74890
1807: Marriage HIS BETTER HALF - "I think it's time 34315
1808: Marriage O'Flanagan came home one night with 34835
1809: Marriage What a strangely interesting face 24587
1810: Marriage The not especially sweet-tempered 34751
1811: Marriage A young lady entered a book store 24538
1812: Marriage Smith and Jones were discussing the question 54386
1813: Marriage A poor lady the other day hastened 34357
1814: Marriage The stranger advanced toward the door. 34526
1815: Marriage TIM - "Sarer Smith (you know 'er 44614
1816: Marriage The cooing stops with the honeymoon, 14573
1817: Marriage Well, old man, how did you get along after 34725
1818: Marriage STRANGER - "What's the fight about?" 24508
1819: Marriage A colored man had been arrested 34739
1820: Marriage We admire the strict impartiality 14758
1821: Marriage How many children have you? 34810
1822: Marriage SHE - "How did they ever come to marry?" 24841
1823: Marriage Nat Goodwin and a friend were walking 54457
1824: Marriage Are you quite sure that was a marriage 34626
1825: Marriage Is not marriage an open question, 14430
1826: Marriage HOUSEHOLDER - "Here, drop that coat and clear out!" 24379
1827: Marriage The reason why so few marriages 14428
1828: Marriage Love is blind 14431
1829: Marriage The mild little husband was appealing 44388
1830: Marriage An African newspaper recently carried 54456
1831: Marriage The solemn ceremony of marriage 24447
1832: Marriage The mistress was annoyed by the repeated 44219
1833: Marriage Deacon Gibbs explained why he had 24597
1834: Marriage The wife suggested to her husband 34005
1835: Marriage The very youthful son of a henpecked 24105
1836: Marriage The woman was six feet tall and broad 73980
1837: Marriage A lady received a visit from a former 44123
1838: Marriage The negro, after obtaining a marriage license, 44318
1839: Marriage The New England widower was speaking 24263
1840: Marriage There were elaborate preparations 114137
1841: Marriage Would you marry a man to reform him? 44338
1842: Marriage Fees A poor couple who went to the priest 94336
1843: Marriage Fees MANDY - "What foh yo' been goin'to de 24316
1844: Marriage Fees The knot was tied; the pair were wed, 124069
1845: Maths Homework A little boy was doing his maths homework. 117475
1846: Measuring Instruments Golly, but I's tired! 34407
1847: Medical Inspection Of Schools PASSER-BY - "What's the fuss in the schoolyard, boy?" 24533
1848: Medicine The farmer's mule had just balked 44006
1849: Medicine I hope you are following my instructions 24292
1850: Medicine Rarely has a double meaning turned 14468
1851: Medicine I firmly believe that if the whole 14296
1852: Medicine A man's own observation, 4872
1853: Meekness One evening just before dinner a wife, 54033
1854: Memorials Two negroes were talking about a recent 24324
1855: Memorials That's rather a handsome mantelpiece 44387
1856: Memory Uncle Mose," said a drummer, 24660
1857: Memory A noted college president, 74434
1858: Memory Tommy," said his mother reprovingly, 64021
1859: Memory When time who steals our years away 44843
1860: Memory The heart hath its own memory, like the mind, 44431
1861: Men Here's to the men! God bless them! 44089
1862: Men May all single men be married, 24483
1863: Men What is your ideal man? 24635
1864: Men I have thought some of Nature's 14563
1865: Men Men are four: 94276
1866: Merit Mrs. Rafferty stopped to address Mrs. Flannagan, 44419
1867: Messages Have you the rent ready? 44861
1868: Messages One of the passengers on a wreck 14374
1869: Metaphor It was a Washington woman, 24243
1870: Metaphor A water consumer in Los Angeles, 44580
1871: Mice What's the matter with Briggs? 24265
1872: Middle Classes WILLIE - "Paw, what is the middle class?" 24201
1873: Might Have Been Worse The maiden of, er--forty or so, was much upset. 65490
1874: Might Have Been Worse The maiden of, er--forty or so, was much upset. 63970
1875: Military Discipline Murphy was a new recruit in the cavalry. 94059
1876: Military Discipline How dare you come on parade, 34085
1877: Military Discipline Mistake, error, 14209
1878: Military Discipline The raw recruit was on sentry duty. 44010
1879: Millionaire MILLIONAIRE (to a beggar) 24529
1880: Millionaire Now that you have made $50,000,000, 25150
1881: Millionaire When I was a young man, 24351
1882: Millionaire No good man 14657
1883: Millionaire And all to leave what with his toil he won, 24138
1884: Minorities Stepping out between the acts at the first 54005
1885: Miscellany It is related concerning a sofa, 24064
1886: Misers There was an old man of Nantucket 54308
1887: Misers A mere madness, 14562
1888: Misled The Client: "I bought and paid 34152
1889: Mismated A Texas lad, lacking a team of horses 24241
1890: Missionaries SHE - "Poor cousin Jack! 24683
1891: Missionaries At a meeting of the Women's Foreign Missionary Society 24261
1892: Missions What in the world are you up to, Hilda? 27326
1893: Mistake Magna Charta said that 14928
1894: Mistake Panama is a town 15388
1895: Mistake The three highest mountains 4813
1896: Mistake Wolsey saved his life 5044
1897: Mistake Those melodious bursts 15053
1898: Mistake Queen Elizabeth rode 15018
1899: Mistake When England was placed 14714
1900: Mistake The gods of the Indians 14409
1901: Mistake Every one needs a holiday 15156
1902: Mistake The Seven Great Powers of Europe 14533
1903: Mistake Liberty of conscience means 15199
1904: Mistake Skeleton is what you 4470
1905: Mistake A night watchman is 14922
1906: Mistaken Identity There was a young fellow named Paul, 54138
1907: Mistaken Identity A Scottish woman, 44175
1908: Mistaken Identity The late James McNeil Whistler 44297
1909: Mistaken Identity The steamer was on the point of leaving, 104105
1910: Mistaken Identity Much to the curious little girl's disgust, 24356
1911: Mistaken Identity The raw Irishman was told by the farmer 24017
1912: Mistaken Identity The meek-looking gentleman arose hastily 54130
1913: Mistaken Identity The little man was perfectly harmless, 44200
1914: Mistaken Identity The traveling salesman instructed 34165
1915: Mistaken Identity The assistant minister announced 34223
1916: Mistaken Identity The child went with her mother on a visit 44094
1917: Mistaken Identity The new clergyman was coming to call, 44106
1918: Mistaken Identity The editor of a country newspaper betook 14170
1919: Mistress You say you doted on your last mistress? 44705
1920: Misunderstood Mistress: "Don't call them jugs, 24127
1921: Mixed Metaphors A babu, or native clerk, 24439
1922: Modesty A British journalist, in an article 25786
1923: Mollycoddles Tommy, why don't you play with Frank any more? 24387
1924: Money In some of the college settlements 44176
1925: Money Talks The disreputable-looking panhandler picked 44178
1926: Money Value A well-known millionaire entertained 24332
1927: Monogamy The wives of the savage chief questioned 54327
1928: Monotony The son of the house addressed his mother wistfully. 54955
1929: Moral Education Two little boys, four and five years old respectively, 24267
1930: Morality The more-or-less-religious woman 24153
1931: More Desperate Still She: "Oh! there's no use 24499
1932: More Opportunity The Wife: "Really, my dear, 25218
1933: More Opportunity Jacky, dear, 24416
1934: More Opportunity The Ant: "Well, we've struck!" 34445
1935: More Opportunity Effie: "George and I have been down 34722
1936: Mosquitoes Senator Gore, of Oklahoma, while addressing 54414
1937: Mosquitoes The visitor from another state talked 3999
1938: Mosquitoes A visitor in the South complained bitterly 24363
1939: Mothers While reconnoitering in Westmoreland County, 124374
1940: Mothers The wagons of "the greatest show on earth" 44079
1941: Mothers A little girl, being punished by her mother flew, 34229
1942: Mothers One morning a little girl hung about the kitchen 24252
1943: Mothers The public-spirited lady met the little boy 114148
1944: Mothers Here's to the happiest hours of my life 34024
1945: Mothers Happy he 54240
1946: Mothers Women know 84305
1947: Mothers-In-Law Justice David J. Brewer was asked not long ago by a man. 44343
1948: Mothers-In-Law SHE - "And so you are going to 24467
1949: Mothers-In-Law WAITER - "Have another glass, sir?" 34643
1950: Mothers-In-Law A blackmailer wrote the following 26545
1951: Mothers-In-Law An undertaker telegraphed to a man 14254
1952: Motorcycles The automobile was a thing unheard of to a mountaineer 24076
1953: Motto 123987
1954: Mountains Some real-estate dealers in British Columbia 14114
1955: Movie Star And about the salary? 44344
1956: Moving Pictures Your soldiers look fat and happy. 14642
1957: Muck-Raking The way of the transgressor 14501
1958: Mules Gen. O.O. Howard, as is well known, 54438
1959: Municipal Government What's the trouble in Plunkville? 44040
1960: Museums It had been anything but an easy afternoon 34105
1961: Museums Two Marylanders, who were visiting the National Museum 44023
1962: Music The musical young woman who dropped her peekaboo 4396
1963: Music A thief broke into a Madison avenue mansion 84589
1964: Music A lady told Swinburne that she would render 14306
1965: Music The accomplished and obliging pianist 14302
1966: Music Dinner was a little late. 44583
1967: Music Music is the 14342
1968: Music I even think that, sentimentally, 14438
1969: Music There's music in the sighing of a reed; 44397
1970: Music Artemas Ward said: 24345
1971: Music The optimistic pessimist explained 24152
1972: Music The young man, who was interested in natural history, 44481
1973: Music The boy violinist, played at a private musical, 24182
1974: Music The apoplectic and grumpy old gentleman 54820
1975: Musicians FATHER - "Well, sonny, did you take your dog 44692
1976: Musicians The "celebrated pianiste," Miss Sharpe, 34729
1977: Musicians Tis God gives skill 44058
1978: Native Born He hit me on de koko, yer honour. 54317
1979: Natives FRIEND (admiring the prodigy) 24674
1980: Natural Deduction The man that argues with a woman is a fool, 44404
1981: Nature Lovers Would you mind tooting your factory 34577
1982: Navigation The fog was dense and the boat had 44668
1983: Neatness The neatness of the New England housekeeper 54694
1984: Neatness The Japanese are remarkably tidy in the matter 44427
1985: Needs What this country needs is more production. 24462
1986: Negroes A colored girl asked the drug clerk 84600
1987: Negroes In certain parts of the West Indies 64506
1988: Negroes Dinah, crying bitterly, 34755
1989: Negroes Liza, what fo' yo' buy dat 24508
1990: Negroes Johnny," said the mother as she vigorously 24788
1991: Negroes The day before she was to be married 4399
1992: Negroes A southern colonel had a colored valet 74619
1993: Negroes A negro went into a hardware shop 14878
1994: Negroes Before a house where a colored man had died, 24474
1995: Neighbors THE MAN AT THE DOOR - "Madame, 34427
1996: Neighbors It was a late hour when the hostess 34418
1997: Nerves The older sister rebuked the younger 24517
1998: Never Miss One Elder sister: "Oh, you fancy yourself very wise, 24530
1999: New Baby A little boy, the youngest member 14692
2000: New Jersey You must have had a terrible experience 24924
2001: New Suits Two darky boys in a Southern city met on the street 64337
2002: New York City At a convention of Methodist Bishops 74607
2003: New York City A traveler in Tennessee came across an aged 94821
2004: Newlywed Mrs. Newlywed (on her first day's shopping): 14787
2005: News Soon after the installation of the telegraph 14750
2006: News Our whole neighborhood has been stirred up, 34312
2007: News There is nothing new 14390
2008: Newspapers A kind old gentleman seeing a small boy 24497
2009: Newspapers VOX POPULI - "Do you think you've boosted 24777
2010: Newspapers COLONEL HIGHFLYER - "What are your rates per column?" 24450
2011: Newspapers EDITOR - "You wish a position as a proofreader?" 44547
2012: Newspapers A prominent Montana newspaper man was making 44437
2013: Newspapers Did you write this report on my lecture, 34713
2014: Newspapers We clip the following for the benefit 24495
2015: Newspapers Binks has sued us for libel, 34398
2016: Newspapers Booth Tarkington says that in no state 104775
2017: Newspapers You are the greatest inventor in the world, 24779
2018: Newspapers Not long ago a city editor in Ottumwa, 34653
2019: Newspapers Enraged over something the local newspaper 44508
2020: Newspapers Four hostile newspapers 14679
2021: Newspapers Newspapers always excite curiosity. 14374
2022: Nice She had only been married a month, 44603
2023: Nicotine Nicotine is so deadly 15153
2024: Nightmare And you say you have the same nightmare every night, 64664
2025: No Dissension Mrs. Storme: "How is your Debating 24302
2026: No Dissension Why are they not speaking? 44573
2027: No Doubt Lend me ten, Tom. 84751
2028: No Effect You tell me," said the judge, 24546
2029: No Kick Coming Merchant: Look here, 24070
2030: No Nonsense About It The new vicar was paying a visit 54118
2031: Nomenclature The young son of a mountaineer family 24107
2032: Nomenclature When his daughter returned from the girls 54119
2033: Nomenclature On an occasion when a distinguished critic 24726
2034: Nomenclature During the scarcity of labor, 54300
2035: Nomenclature The lady who had some culture, 24120
2036: Nomenclature One of the two girls in the subway 34559
2037: Nomenclature A story is told of an office-seeker 104341
2038: Nomenclature The aged caretaker of the Episcopal 24306
2039: None At All Sandy had gone to the station 54186
2040: Not A Father A Protestant Episcopal clergyman 34208
2041: Not In The Business I'm not quite sure about your 24252
2042: Not Needed O'Grady: "And why do you want 24353
2043: Not Restricted That gentleman who is being introduced 24489
2044: Not Restricted John: "Yew wait here, 24570
2045: Not Restricted The Wife: "Oh, you needn't sneer! 24499
2046: Not Restricted The Escort: Who's that fellow 33959
2047: Not Restricted Voice (far off): 24486
2048: Not Strong Enough Muriel, aged four, was taken by her governess 64157
2049: Not the Birds and the Bees. A little boy goes to his father and asks: 87776
2050: Not Unique He: "Crowded, were you? 24465
2051: Not Up-To-Date Penelope: "What made George 24498
2052: Not Up-To-Date Some wise person once said 34088
2053: Not What She Meant She: "I am sorry to hear 24157
2054: Not What She Meant He: "By the bye, talking of old times, 24312
2055: Not What She Meant Jones (who is of an inquiring mind): 24452
2056: Not What She Meant Mrs. Montague Smart (suddenly, to bashful youth, 14370
2057: Not What She Meant Mamma: "It's very late, 24383
2058: Not What She Meant Guest: "Well, good-bye, 24672
2059: Not What She Meant She: "No! I can't give you another dance. 24118
2060: Not What She Meant I warn you, Sir! The discourtesy 14076
2061: Not What She Meant Wife (at upper window): 34208
2062: Not What She Meant Motor-Launch Officer 34067
2063: Not What She Meant Mother: "Did you remember to pray 24167
2064: Not Worth Much The tourist from the East had stopped 24070
2065: Nothing New To Him The motor car was driven by a determined young woman, 44128
2066: Nothing New To Him Lady (to pedlar): 24287
2067: Nothing New To Him There is a lot to be said for 14332
2068: Nothing New To Him Mother: It is rude to whisper, Humphrey. 24056
2069: Nothing New To Him She (pouting): 24052
2070: Nothing To Fear Irate Golfer: "You must take your children 23973
2071: Nothing To Smile At A Londoner was telling funny stories 34670
2072: Obituaries If you have frequent fainting spells, 14802
2073: Observation In his daily half hour confidential 74368
2074: Obstinacy The old mountaineer and his wife arrived 74316
2075: Occupations Mrs. Hennessey, who was a late arrival 54603
2076: Occupations All business men are apt to use the technical 14353
2077: Occupations Professor," said Miss Skylight, 44350
2078: Occupations A woman, when asked her husband's occupation, 24452
2079: Occupations A good turkey dinner and mince pie, 34675
2080: Occupations JONES - "How'd this happen? 24437
2081: Occupations The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. 14543
2082: Ocean A resident of Nahant tells this one 34288
2083: Ocean Love the sea? 14429
2084: Ocean I never was on the dull, 24578
2085: Off There was a distinct air 24379
2086: Off Like A Shot It was a case of attempted murder, 74397
2087: Office Boy You discharged your office boy? 44417
2088: Office Boys Have you had any experience as an office-boy? 24736
2089: Office-Seekers A gentleman, not at all wealthy, 104781
2090: Office-Seekers On a trip to Washington, 64541
2091: Old Enough To Know That Are all flowers popular? 44475
2092: Omen The great pugilist was superstitious 24760
2093: Once Too Often Yes, dear, I'm going out to-night. 24746
2094: Once Too Often Phwat's the matter wid yez, 24685
2095: Onions Can the Burbanks of the glorious West 44450
2096: Onions SHE - "They say that an apple 25347
2097: Only Their Way First Lady (effusively): 24415
2098: Opening Father's Eyes Papa," said Little Horatio, 44425
2099: Opera Which do you consider the most 44635
2100: Opportunity Many a man creates 14519
2101: Opportunity Who seeks, and will not take 24596
2102: Opportunity In life's small things be resolute 44688
2103: Optical Illusion The sergeant rebuked the private angrily: 54428
2104: Optician A Northern man in an optician's shop 14794
2105: Optimism Optimism is 14536
2106: Optimism An optimist is a man 14429
2107: Optimism An optimist is the fellow 14410
2108: Optimism An optimist is a woman 17269
2109: Optimism A political optimist is a fellow 14715
2110: Optimism Mayor William S. Jordan, 64512
2111: Optimism A Scotsman who has a keen appreciation 64628
2112: Optimism A German shoemaker left the gas 54396
2113: Optimism My own hope is, a sun will pierce 65587
2114: Optimism The day laborer was of a cheerful 44603
2115: Optimism The optimist fell from the top story 24582
2116: Orators It is narrated that Colonel Breckenridge, 54751
2117: Orators When Demosthenes was asked what 14353
2118: Orientation John B. Gough was fond of telling 124531
2119: Our Modern Infant Genial Uncle: "Well, old chap, 24488
2120: Our Modern Infant Little Girl (to Bride at wedding reception): 34342
2121: Outdoor Life One day, in the spring of '74, Cap Smith's 54312
2122: Outworn Tiny Clara heard her mother say 24138
2123: Overtime Once, in a rush season, 14259
2124: Paintings She had engaged a maid recently from the country, 24553
2125: Paintings A picture is 14858
2126: Palmistry Do you know anything about palmistry 44458
2127: Panics One night at a theatre some scenery took fire, 54649
2128: Paradox The amiable old lady was overheard talking 24597
2129: Paradox Two friends from Ireland on a tour occupied 44417
2130: Parents William, aged five, had been reprimanded 34413
2131: Parents What does your mother say 24740
2132: Parents A little lad was desperately ill, 34570
2133: Parents Mrs. White was undoubtedly the disciplinarian 54459
2134: Parents Robert has lately acquired a stepmother. 34595
2135: Parents Well, Bobby, what do you want 24569
2136: Parents Little Eleanor's mother was an American, 24551
2137: Parents The lawyer was sitting at his desk absorbed 54279
2138: Parrots Pat had but a limited knowledge 14644
2139: Partnership A West Virginia darky, a blacksmith, 14655
2140: Passwords I want to change my password, 54656
2141: Passwords Senator Tillman not long ago piloted a plain 84683
2142: Pastoral Burdette quotes as follows a year's statistics 24552
2143: Patience Your husband seems to be very impatient lately. 44949
2144: Patriotism General Gordon, the Confederate commander, 24718
2145: Patriotism A snobbish young Englishman visiting Washington's home 34712
2146: Patriotism Speaking of the policy of the Government 44538
2147: Patriotism A number of Confederate prisoners, 84375
2148: Patriotism Historical controversies are creeping into the schools. 54508
2149: Patriotism Our country! When right to be kept right; 14616
2150: Patriotism Our country! In her intercourse with foreign 14650
2151: Patriotism There are no points of the compass 14501
2152: Patriotism Patriotic exercises and flag worship 14524
2153: Patriotism The Scotchman returned to his native town, 24396
2154: Patriotism There is no doubting the strong patriotism 84345
2155: Patriotism The troops had been marching through 24495
2156: Peace The mourning widow caused a tender 24644
2157: Peacemaker The father was telling at the table 44276
2158: Pension The usual details in administration 44897
2159: Pensions WILLIS - "I wonder if there will ever be universal peace." 24569
2160: Pensions Why was it you never married again, 24598
2161: Pensions If England had a system of pensions like ours, 14641
2162: Perfect Agreement Mother: "Hush! You two children 24608
2163: Perhaps! You are a little goose! 24492
2164: Personal Names Israel Zangwill, the well-known writer, 24563
2165: Personal Names FRIEND-"So your great Russian actor 24456
2166: Personal Names A somewhat unpatriotic little son of Italy, 54673
2167: Personal Names A shy young man once said to a young lady: 24372
2168: Personal Names An American travelling in Europe engaged a courier. 74425
2169: Personal Names The story is told of Helen Hunt, 44575
2170: Personal Names A street-car "masher" tried in every way to attract 54400
2171: Personal Names The comedian came on with affected diffidence. 54497
2172: Personal Names But Eliza," said the mistress, 24753
2173: Personal Names The mother of the girl baby, 24544
2174: Personal Names There was a great swell in Japan, 54282
2175: Personal Names He was a young lawyer who had just 44412
2176: Personal Names Who hath not own'd, 24542
2177: Pessimism A pessimist is a man 14299
2178: Pessimism How happy are the Pessimists! 44346
2179: Pessimism A pessimist is one who 14467
2180: Pessimism I had a mighty queer surprise 24676
2181: Pessimism To tell men that they cannot 14283
2182: Pessimism With earth's first clay they did the last man knead, 84021
2183: Pessimism The energetic New England woman 24433
2184: Pessimism The old man shook his head dolefully 27228
2185: Pessimism The visitor remarked affably to the man of the house: 34357
2186: Philadelphia A Staten Island man, 44202
2187: Philadelphia Among the guests at an informal dinner 34432
2188: Philanthropists Little grains of short weight, 44442
2189: Philanthropy I hear that Mrs. Brewster hasn't paid her 34713
2190: Philosophy Philosophy is finding out how many things 14507
2191: Phonetics Little Willie questioned his grandmother 64855
2192: Physicians And Surgeons The eight-year-old son of a Baltimore physician, 44088
2193: Physicians And Surgeons The doctor stood by the bedside, 54096
2194: Physicians And Surgeons Doctor, I want you to look after my office 24580
2195: Physicians And Surgeons An old darky once lay seriously ill 24229
2196: Physicians And Surgeons There had been an epidemic of colds in the town, 24416
2197: Physicians And Surgeons FIRST DOCTOR - "I operated on him for appendicitis. 25041
2198: Physicians And Surgeons FUSSY LADY PATIENT - "I was suffering so much, 24096
2199: Physicians And Surgeons MEDICAL STUDENT - "What did you operate on that man for?" 44214
2200: Physicians And Surgeons The three degrees in medical treatment 14299
2201: Physicians And Surgeons What caused the coolness between you 44538
2202: Physicians And Surgeons A tourist while traveling in the north 24481
2203: Physicians And Surgeons When the physician gives you medicine 14084
2204: Physicians And Surgeons Physicians, of all men, 14601
2205: Physicians And Surgeons This is the way that physicians mend or end us, 44109
2206: Physiology The teacher explained to her young pupils 24164
2207: Picture show The lady was waiting to buy a ticket 33963
2208: Pins Oh, dear!" sighed the wife 24346
2209: Pittsburg How about that airship? 44120
2210: Pittsburg SKYBOUGH - "Why have you put that vacuum cleaner 24196
2211: Pittsburg A man just back from South America 74438
2212: Plain Speaking The new maid was talkative, 34250
2213: Play The mother heard a great commotion, 24318
2214: Played Them Both Up A small boy was playing with an iron hoop 86000
2215: Played Them Both Up A small boy was playing with an iron 84062
2216: Playing Possum No, suh," the ancient negro asserted, 14557
2217: Pleasure BILLY - "Huh! I bet you didn't have a good 34362
2218: Pleasure Winnie had been very naughty, 24058
2219: Pleasure In Concord, New Hampshire, 24080
2220: Pleasure Here's to beauty, 14318
2221: Pleasure A dinner, coffee and cigars, 44435
2222: Pleasure The roses of pleasure seldom last 13962
2223: Plumber The plumber at many dollars a day could afford 44372
2224: Plumber The long-suffering professor smothered 74185
2225: Poetry Poetry is a gift we are told, 14427
2226: Poetry The evil effects of decadent verse 14157
2227: Poets EDITOR - "Have you submitted this poem anywhere else?" 34341
2228: Poets Why is it," asked the persistent poetess, 54344
2229: Poets Sir Lewis Morris was complaining 14081
2230: Poets God's prophets of the Beautiful, 24789
2231: Poets We call those poets who are first to mark 44779
2232: Point Of View A couple from Boston spent a winter in Augusta, 34218
2233: Point Of View The kindly old lady chanced to be present 44131
2234: Poker Tommy Atkins and a doughboy sat in a poker 44151
2235: Poker Daughter," said the old man, sternly, 34692
2236: Police A man who was "wanted" in Russia 14390
2237: Police I had a message from the Black Hand, 64469
2238: Politeness The little girl in the car was a pest. 44194
2239: Politeness Johnny, who was to be the guest at a neighbor's 54553
2240: Politeness On Johnnie's return from the birthday party, 34420
2241: Politeness The teacher used as an illustration of bad grammar, 44030
2242: Politeness The man sitting in the street car addressed 54032
2243: Political Parties ZOO SUPERINTENDENT - "What was all the rumpus 44402
2244: Politicians Politicians always 14814
2245: Politicians The man who goes into politics 13998
2246: Politicians A political orator, evidently better 14468
2247: Politicians POLITICIAN - "Congratulate me, my dear, 34487
2248: Politicians What makes you think the baby 24168
2249: Politicians The mere proposal to set the politician 14481
2250: Politicians At a political meeting the speakers 24392
2251: Politicians A political speaker, while making a speech, 24418
2252: Politicians The Rev. Dr. Biddell tells a lively story 34261
2253: Politicians Senator Mark Hanna was walking through 74351
2254: Politicians FATHER: "My son will make a brilliant politician one day" 34424
2255: Politics Politics consists of 14427
2256: Politics If I were asked to define politics 14195
2257: Politics LITTLE CLARENCE (who has an inquiring mind) 24618
2258: Politics Many a man," remarked the milk toast philosopher, 64347
2259: Politics Little Millie's father and grandfather 24575
2260: Politics The shortest after-dinner speech 24456
2261: Politics Politics is but the common 14704
2262: Politics The little boy interrupted his father's reading 44172
2263: Poor Tramp: "Would you please 14262
2264: Popular Opinion First Burglar: "Say, Bill, 24430
2265: Population Someone asked a darky from Richmond 24099
2266: Postal It is human nature to take an interest 24112
2267: Poverty Poverty is no disgrace, 14596
2268: Poverty A traveler passing through the Broad 34669
2269: Poverty One day an inspector of a New York 37343
2270: Poverty There is no man so poor 14366
2271: Poverty May poverty be always 14471
2272: Poverty Not he who has little, 14676
2273: Praise WIFE (complainingly) 24406
2274: Praise What sort of a man is he? 24025
2275: Praise One negro workman was overheard talking to another: 24429
2276: Prayer The Dutchman still retained a strong accent, 24174
2277: Prayer A Scotch missionary in the Far East 24391
2278: Prayer Charles had attained the age of five 24734
2279: Prayer At the request of his wife, 44454
2280: Prayer The newspaper report of the special Sunday 24337
2281: Prayer The New York Sun published the following: 54278
2282: Prayer A little boy was asked if he prayed 24533
2283: Prayer A prayer showing a ghastly confusion 24473
2284: Prayer As the boat was sinking, 64123
2285: Prayer Meetings A foreigner who attended a prayer 14352
2286: Prayers During the winter the village preacher 25338
2287: Prayers A little girl in Washington 14187
2288: Prayers TEACHER - "Now, Tommy, 24376
2289: Prayers A well-known revivalist whose work 54466
2290: Prayers A little girl attending an Episcopal 24251
2291: Prayers The new minister in a Georgia church 34661
2292: Prayers Hilma was always glad to say her prayers, 24379
2293: Prayers Willie's mother had told him that 54156
2294: Prayers Little Polly, coming in from her walk one morning, 24591
2295: Prayers Prayer is the 14304
2296: Prayers Pray to be perfect, though material leaven 44295
2297: Preacher A colored deacon who was the leader 24248
2298: Preaching The services in the chapel 34250
2299: Preaching One Sunday morning a certain young pastor 114585
2300: Preaching The late Bishop Foss once visited 24209
2301: Preaching Yes, sir," said the irate man, 14660
2302: Preaching A noted eastern Judge when visiting 24765
2303: Preaching The preacher's evening discourse 24073
2304: Preaching The new minister's first sermon 14051
2305: Preaching A young preacher, who was staying 33969
2306: Preaching A distinguished theologian 24491
2307: Preaching A clergyman was once sent for in the middle 54414
2308: Preaching I never see my rector's eyes; 44654
2309: Preaching A stranger entered the church 44360
2310: Preaching Once upon a time there was an Indian 74621
2311: Precaution When the colored couple were being 24130
2312: Precaution The lawyer for the defense, 44216
2313: Precociousness A stranger rang the door-bell. 44254
2314: Precocity The playwright rushed up to the critic at the club. 34171
2315: Prematureness Ikey saw his friend Jakey 44165
2316: Preparedness The small boy was directed to soak 24155
2317: Preparedness The two scrub women met and chattered to this effect: 53975
2318: Preparedness The father entered the room where Clara, 44419
2319: Prescriptions After a month's work in intensely warm weather 44316
2320: Presence Of Mind What did you do when you met 24446
2321: Pride The little boy was greatly elated 24150
2322: Pride Pride often has no better basis 64016
2323: Printers The master of all trades: 14347
2324: Prison Reform The society matron explained the necessity 24318
2325: Prisons A man arrested for stealing chickens 14271
2326: Prisons SHERIFF - "That fellow who just left 34303
2327: Privilege The tenderfoot in the mining town 24123
2328: Probably I want to buy you something 24242
2329: Procrastination The Southern darky is usually willing enough, 44301
2330: Prodigals Why did the father of the prodigal son 24127
2331: Profanity THE RECTOR - "It's terrible for a man 24565
2332: Profanity FIRST DEAF MUTE - "He wasn't so very angry, was he?" 24381
2333: Profanity The little daughter of a clergyman 34196
2334: Profanity Very frequently the winter highways 44398
2335: Profanity A scrupulous priest of Kildare, 54271
2336: Profanity Donald and Jeanie were putting down a carpet. 34378
2337: Profanity It is not always necessary to make 14384
2338: Profanity Little Bartholomew's mother overheard 34575
2339: Profanity They were in Italy together. 64316
2340: Profanity A school girl was required to write 24314
2341: Profanity The ashman was raising a can of ashes 34087
2342: Profanity A young man entered the jeweler's store 24436
2343: Profanity For it comes to pass oft that 14405
2344: Profanity The longshoreman was indulging in a fit of temper, 34254
2345: Profanity The deacon carried a chain to the blacksmith 24192
2346: Profiteers The wife of the profiteer discoursed 44164
2347: Profiteers The advertisement offered for fifty cents 24383
2348: Profiteers Are you sure this handbag is genuine crocodile skin? 44405
2349: Profiteers Customer: "But if it costs twenty dollars 24122
2350: Progress The cottager was crippled by rheumatism, 34220
2351: Progress The kindly clergyman, newly come to the parish, 34118
2352: Progress The physician advised his patient to eat 44241
2353: Prohibition Talking about dry towns, 34425
2354: Prohibition It was prohibition country. 724979
2355: Prohibition The objector to prohibition spoke bitterly: 54129
2356: Prohibition The wife complained to her husband 24345
2357: Prolific The woman teacher in a New York School 83981
2358: Promise I'd like to see the man 24134
2359: Promoting Mr. Harcourt, the Secretary of State 14056
2360: Promoting There are many tales about the caution 54142
2361: Promotion Promotion cometh neither 14306
2362: Promptness Are you first in anything at school, Earlie? 24460
2363: Promptness The head of a large business house 14006
2364: Promptness Are you waiting for me, dear? 24319
2365: Pronunciation A tale is told of a Kansas minister, 24190
2366: Pronunciation I'm at the head of my class, 34199
2367: Pronunciation The parson's daughter spoke pleasantly, 74252
2368: Proof Shopper:--"Are these eggs fresh?" 44167
2369: Property The indignant householder held up 34105
2370: Proportion A middle-aged colored woman in a Georgia village, 45610
2371: Proposal He was a Scot, with the usual characteristics 34350
2372: Proposals A love-smitten youth who was studying 24545
2373: Proposals A gentleman who had been in Chicago 24225
2374: Proposals There was a young man from the West, 54364
2375: Proposals They were dining on fowl in a restaurant. 14353
2376: Proposals Dear May," wrote the young man, 24455
2377: Proposals The four Gerton girls were all good-looking; 74137
2378: Proposals It was at Christmas, 44213
2379: Proposals A Scotch beadle led the maiden 24281
2380: Proposals IMPECUNIOUS LOVER - "Be mine, Amanda, 24275
2381: Proposals The surest way to hit a woman's heart 14184
2382: Propriety There was a young lady of Wilts, 54077
2383: Prosperity May bad fortune follow you 24900
2384: Protestant Episcopal Church One of our popular New England 44365
2385: Protestant Episcopal Church An Episcopal clergyman who was passing 74484
2386: Protestants A Protestant mission meeting 14323
2387: Providence Why did papa have appendicitis 34135
2388: Providence There's a certain minister whose duties sometimes 44346
2389: Providence The babu explained with great politeness 24303
2390: Provincialism Some time ago an English friend 44320
2391: Provincialism A southerner, with the intense love 84334
2392: Prudence Sandy MacTavish was a guest at a christening party 34442
2393: Prudence The young man, who was notorious 34266
2394: Public Service Corporations The attorney demanded to know 54177
2395: Public Service Corporations Yes, he had some rare trouble with his eyes, 34620
2396: Public Speakers ORATOR - "I thought your paper was friendly to me?" 44127
2397: Public Speakers TRAVELING LECTURER FOR SOCIETY (to the remaining listener) 24348
2398: Public Speakers Ex-senator Spooner of Wisconsin 35246
2399: Public Speakers When I arose to speak, 34094
2400: Public Speakers Uncle Joe" Cannon has a way of speaking 34594
2401: Public Speakers A South African tribe has an effective 14243
2402: Public Speakers A rather turgid orator, 74272
2403: Public Speakers The self-made millionaire who had endowed 24211
2404: Public Speakers Mark Twain once told this story: 24398
2405: Punishment A parent who evidently disapproved 24289
2406: Punishment No, sirree!" ejaculated Bunkerton. 24656
2407: Punishment James the Second, when Duke of York, 14576
2408: Punishment A white man during reconstruction times 64761
2409: Punishment A lawyer was defending a man accused 44529
2410: Punishment Muriel, a five-year-old subject of King George, 24038
2411: Punishment During the reconstruction days of Virginia, 24261
2412: Punishment What punishment did that defaulting 14408
2413: Punishment An Indian in Washington County once 14191
2414: Punishment TEACHER - "Willie, did your father cane 44223
2415: Punishment Boohoo! Boohoo!" wailed little Johnny. 54425
2416: Punishment The fact that corporal punishment 124365
2417: Punishment A little fellow who was being subjected 24201
2418: Punishment A little girl about three years old 44426
2419: Punishment It is less to suffer 14374
2420: Punishment If Jupiter hurled his thunderbolt 14119
2421: Punishment The school teacher, after writing to the mother 24289
2422: Punishment The little boy dashed wildly around the corner, 44300
2423: Punishment The little lad sat on the curb howling lustily. 44211
2424: Puns A father once said to his son, 54198
2425: Puns What is your name?" demanded the judge 84401
2426: Puns A member of the Lambs' Club had a reputation 44508
2427: Puns The stallion that had been driven in from 44513
2428: Puns When Mr. Choate was ambassador 64135
2429: Pure Carelessness It was visiting day at the prison 34095
2430: Pure Food Into a general store of a town in Arkansas 54157
2431: Pure Food On a recent trip to Germany, 84377
2432: Puzzle The humorist offered his latest 64182
2433: Qualified The Leading Woman: "How does Garrette 24365
2434: Quarrels But why did you leave your last place? 44774
2435: Quarrels I hear ye had words with Casey. 44487
2436: Quarrels There had been a wordy falling-out between 14420
2437: Quarrels A quarrel is quickly 14816
2438: Quarrelsome The applicant for the position of cook 44707
2439: Questions The more questions a woman 14525
2440: Questions It was a very hot day and the fat drummer 34411
2441: Questions A party of young men were camping, 64490
2442: Questions A browbeating lawyer was demanding 45907
2443: Questions Officers have a right to ask questions 104869
2444: Questions The sages say, Dame Truth delights to dwell 44713
2445: Questions It was a rule of the club that anyone asking 34613
2446: Quotations Stanley Jordan, the well-known Episcopal minister, 24708
2447: Race Prejudices A negro preacher in a southern town 54491
2448: Race Pride Sam Jones, the evangelist, 14509
2449: Race Pride An Irishman and a Jew were discussing 94557
2450: Race Suicide Prisoner, why did you assault this landlord? 44440
2451: Races In answer to the question, 17500
2452: Races Now, Thomas," said the foreman 44874
2453: Railroad A railroad was opened through a remote region, 44543
2454: Railroads Talk 'bout railroads bein' a blessin', 14605
2455: Railroads On one of the southern railroads there 44837
2456: Railroads I read of the terrible vengeance inflicted 54468
2457: Railroads The reporter who had accompanied the special train 44791
2458: Railroads The Hon. John Sharp Williams had an engagement 34590
2459: Railroads We were bounding along, 44526
2460: Railroads Three men were talking in rather a large way 34431
2461: Railroads Say, young man, 34668
2462: Railroads An express on the Long Island Railroad 54705
2463: Railroads The president of one great southern railway 74348
2464: Railroads It was on a little branch railway 35098
2465: Rapid Transit One cold, wintry morning a man of tall 34516
2466: Ready And Willing Magistrate: "Can't this case 24773
2467: Ready And Willing An old darky visited a doctor 14529
2468: Ready And Willing An airman had been taking up passengers 14381
2469: Ready And Willing Chloe: I sho' mighter knowed 34456
2470: Ready And Willing The professor was deeply 14567
2471: Ready To Join Minister: Would you care to join 24473
2472: Real Estate Agents Little Nelly told little Anita what she termed a "little fib." 54422
2473: Realised Lawyer: "When I was a boy my highest 24827
2474: Realism The storekeeper at Yount, Idaho, 134561
2475: Realism MOTHER - "Tommy, if you're pretending 24419
2476: Realism Children," said the teacher, 24564
2477: Realism A great deal of fun has been poked 14709
2478: Reality A man, who is the father 44469
2479: Reassuring She: "Oh! Jack! Are you perfectly 24529
2480: Recall SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER - "Johnny, 24715
2481: Recall Senator, why don't you unpack your trunk? 24708
2482: Recently married A popular Oklahoma City salesman 44491
2483: Recipe for a baby: Clean and dress a wriggle, add a pint of nearly milk, 44789
2484: Recipe for a milliner: To a presence that's much more than queenly, 44309
2485: Recipe for a multi-millionaire: Take a boy with bare feet as a starter 44509
2486: Recipe for a parson: To a cupful of negative goodness 44592
2487: Recipe for a policeman: To a quart of boiling temper 44702
2488: Recipe for a suffragette: To the power that already lies in her hands 44389
2489: Recipe for a telephone operator: To fearful and wonderful rolling of "r's," 44428
2490: Recipe for a waiter: Stuff a hired dress-suit case with an effort to please, 44433
2491: Recipe for an actor: To one slice of ham add assortment of roles. 44304
2492: Recipe for an ingenue: A pound and three-quarters of kitten, 44634
2493: Recipe for an orchestra leader: Four hundred and twenty-two movements 44401
2494: Recognition The office telephone was out of order. 44584
2495: Recommendations A firm of shady outside London 34575
2496: Recommendations MISTRESS - "Have you a reference?" 24470
2497: Recommendations There is a story of a Scotch gentleman 14222
2498: Recommendations The buxom maid had been hinting 94044
2499: Recommendations An Englishman and an Irishman went to the 44134
2500: Reconciliations Yes, I quarreled with my wife about nothing. 34417
2501: Record It appears to be your record, 24359
2502: Recruit Officer (drilling recruits): 44326
2503: Redeeming Trait I know I'm old, but I'm crazy about you, 44617
2504: Reform Abe Jones was a colored man who made 44292
2505: Reformers LOUISE - "The man that Edith married is a reformer." 24055
2506: Reformers He was earnestly but prosily orating at the audience. 24380
2507: Reformers The young woman sat before her glass 24017
2508: Regrets A Newport man who was invited to a house 14450
2509: Regrets After the death of Lord Houghton, 14186
2510: Regrets A young woman prominent in the social set 24122
2511: Rehearsals The funeral procession was moving along 44069
2512: Relatives It is hard, indeed, 24474
2513: Reliability The Southern lady saw old 'Rastus setting 34458
2514: Religions When Bishop Phillips Brooks sailed 24017
2515: Religions At a recent conference of Baptists, 34228
2516: Religions A recent book on Russia relates the story 24543
2517: Religions The priest of a New York parish 23872
2518: Religions A man addicted to walking in his sleep 14623
2519: Religions The friendship existing between Father Kelly 33938
2520: Religions The broad-minded see the truth 14096
2521: Remedies MISTRESS - "Did the mustard plaster do you any good, Bridget?" 24316
2522: Remedies SUFFERER - "I have a terrible toothache 34156
2523: Remedies For every ill beneath the sun 44590
2524: Remembered Blinks, after inviting his friend, 64315
2525: Reminders The wife of an overworked promoter said at breakfast: 44469
2526: Repartee Repartee is saying 14434
2527: Repartee Among the members of a working gang 24350
2528: Repartee A middle-aged farmer accosted a serious-faced youth 44325
2529: Repartee SEEDY VISITOR - "Do you have many wrecks 24404
2530: Repartee HER DAD - "No, sir; I won't have my daughter 24186
2531: Repartee Wendell Phillips was traveling through 114430
2532: Repartee SOLEMN SENIOR - "So your efforts 24302
2533: Repartee A benevolent person watched a workman 45924
2534: Repartee Winston Churchill, the young English statesman, 44271
2535: Repartee Strickland Gillilan, the lecturer and the man 34149
2536: Repartee TRAVELER - "Say, boy, your corn looks kind of yellow." 67357
2537: Repartee President Lincoln was busily engaged 34482
2538: Repartee The garrulous old lady in the stern 64413
2539: Repartee Nothing more clearly expresses the sentiments 44340
2540: Repartee John Kendrick Bangs one day called 34537
2541: Repartee A boy took a position in an office 45884
2542: Repartee An Englishman was being shown the sights 34183
2543: Repartee Pat was busy on a road working 24686
2544: Repartee A district leader went to Sea Girt, 24205
2545: Repartee According to the London Globe 44234
2546: Repartee A small boy was hoeing corn in a sterile 74277
2547: Repentance When the Devil was sick, 16937
2548: Repetition The little girl had been naughty in school. 24365
2549: Republican Party The morning after a banquet, 4432
2550: Reputation Popularity is when people like you; 14429
2551: Resemblances Senator Blackburn is a thorough Kentuckian, 44438
2552: Resemblances Every time the baby looks into my face he smiles 24676
2553: Resemblances Mark Twain constantly received letters 54388
2554: Resemblances NEIGHBOR: "Johnny, I think in looks 24373
2555: Resignation Then you don't think I practice what I preach, 24111
2556: Resignation The physician, afer an examination, 63948
2557: Respectability Is he respectable? 24145
2558: Rest Cure A weather-beaten damsel somewhat 34359
2559: Retaliation You know that fellow, Jim McGroiarty 54325
2560: Retaliation Once when Henry Ward Beecher was 24258
2561: Retaliation An Episcopal clergyman, 24310
2562: Retroactive You know you should love your 24675
2563: Retroactive Pupil: "What I want to know is, 24204
2564: Revenge Is Sweet Yes," proudly announced the ex-captain, 34337
2565: Revolution At a reception given by the Daughters 14336
2566: Revolutions Haiti was in the midst of a revolution. 54769
2567: Reward Of Merit A very tidy young man was distressed 24521
2568: Reward Of Virtue The little boy put a serious question 24128
2569: Reward Of Virtue The teacher directed the class to compose 43937
2570: Rewards Said a great Congregational preacher 54510
2571: Rheumatism 24363
2572: Rich marriage Is she making a rich marriage? 23949
2573: Roads A Yankee just returning to the states 64203
2574: Roasts As William Faversham was having his luncheon 24428
2575: Ruling Passion Noah Webster, the maker of the dictionary, 54445
2576: Safety First Come over here!" called a friend to an 34892
2577: Safety First Amos Perkins was hired in the spring to shoot muskrats, 54504
2578: Safety First The disgruntled fisherman at the club lifted 65996
2579: Safety First A G. A. R. veteran told to some members 34673
2580: Safety First The woman hesitated over buying the silver service. 34388
2581: Salaries A country school-teacher was cashing her monthly check 24679
2582: Sales A bright little newsie entered 75253
2583: Sales Farmer: "Would you like to buy 24474
2584: Salesmen And Salesmanship A darky fruit-dealer 54682
2585: Salesmen And Salesmanship The quick wit of a traveling salesman 24351
2586: Salesmen And Salesmanship A young man entered a hat store 84608
2587: Salesmen And Salesmanship VISITOR - "Can I see that motorist 34777
2588: Salesmen And Salesmanship That fellow is too slick for me. 34707
2589: Salesmen And Salesmanship In a small South Carolina town that was 24669
2590: Salesmen And Salesmanship He who finds he has something to sell, 44779
2591: Saloons Where can I get a drink in this town? 44762
2592: Salvation WILLIS - "Some of these rich fellows seem 24222
2593: Salvation An Italian noble at church one day gave 74544
2594: Salvation An Episcopal missionary in Wyoming 34382
2595: Salvation Edith was light-hearted and merry 44638
2596: Sandy Scored A pompous Scottish laird met 54434
2597: Sanity It is a matter of uncommon knowledge 24354
2598: Sarcasm The noted story-teller at a dinner party 24470
2599: Sarcasm The ponderous judge interrupted 34721
2600: Sarcasm Everything that could be done to make 54411
2601: Saving Take care of the pennies 14376
2602: Saving Do you save up money 24669
2603: Saving JOHNNY - "Papa, would you be glad 34390
2604: Saving According to the following story, 44489
2605: Saving Robert dear," said the coy little maiden 94540
2606: Saving A servant, who indulged in sprees 24485
2607: Scandal An ill wind 14532
2608: Scapegoat Cousin Willie, aged ten, came for a visit 94533
2609: Schedule Cooks' tourists travel exactly according to schedule. 54754
2610: Schedule The man about to take a train was worried 24418
2611: Scholarship There is in Washington an old "grouch 54363
2612: Scholarship Well, there were only three boys in school 54505
2613: Scholarship Sammy's mother was greatly distressed 45038
2614: Scholarship Who ceases to be a 14714
2615: Schools Mamma," complained little Elsie, 24520
2616: Scientific Management The late Sylvanus Miller, 54438
2617: Scientific Management A visitor from New York to the suburbs 54423
2618: Scientific Proof One day a teacher was having a first-grade class 26132
2619: Scientific Proof One day a teacher was having a first-grade 24548
2620: Scotch A Scotchman had been presented 24958
2621: Scotched! A parsimonious farmer notorious 54366
2622: Seasickness A Philadelphian, on his way to Europe, 14435
2623: Seasickness Motto for the dining saloon 14477
2624: Seasickness On the steamer the little bride 34631
2625: Seasickness A clergyman who was holding a children's 24720
2626: Seasickness The first day out was perfectly lovely, 14243
2627: Seasickness The great ocean liner rolled and pitched. 54268
2628: Seasickness There was a young man from Ostend, 54027
2629: Seasickness On the first morning of the voyage, 24478
2630: Seasickness The pair on their honeymoon were crossing 54289
2631: Seasickness The seasick voyager on the ocean bowed 44256
2632: Seasickness The wife of the seasick passenger was about 44227
2633: Seasickness The moralizing gentleman at the club remarked ponderously: 44065
2634: Seasons There was a young fellow named Hall, 54846
2635: Sectarian Once upon a time a coach was held up 74185
2636: Sectarian A Scotch Presbyterian clergyman tells 44400
2637: Self-Betrayal The old lady was very aristocratic, 34112
2638: Senators A Senator is very 14376
2639: Senators You have been conspicuous in the halls 24462
2640: Senators An aviator alighted on a field and said 34107
2641: Sense Of Humor What of his sense of humor? 24202
2642: Sense Of Humor A sense of humor is a help and a 34252
2643: Sense Of Humor Mark Twain once approached a friend, 74409
2644: Sense Of Humor The perception of the 14404
2645: Sermon The aged colored clergyman, 24286
2646: Servants TOMMY - "Pop, what is it that the Bible 24007
2647: Servants As usual, they began discussing 24513
2648: Servants SMITH - "We are certainly in luck 24214
2649: Servants THE NEW GIRL - "An' may me intended 34114
2650: Servants And do you have to be called in the morning? 24586
2651: Servants A maid dropped and broke a beautiful platter 24478
2652: Servants Young housewives obliged to practice 54642
2653: Servants It is probable that many queens 64014
2654: Servants MRS. LITTLETOWN - "This magazine looks 44600
2655: Servants MRS. HOUSEN HOHM - "What is your name?" 44288
2656: Servants MISTRESS - "Nora, I saw a policeman 24316
2657: She Could Use Him Rastus," said the judge sternly, 24450
2658: She Took Them I don't know whether I like these 24359
2659: Sheep And Goats The little girl was deeply impressed 84179
2660: Shiftlessness The shiftless man, who preferred reading to labor, 34065
2661: Shipwreck The new member of the club listened with solemn 54124
2662: Shopping CLERK - "Can you let me off to-morrow afternoon? 34580
2663: Show-girls Interviewer: "What sort of girls 24128
2664: Shyness The late "lan Maclaren" 35081
2665: Signs When the late Senator Wolcott first went 24482
2666: Signs Buck" Kilgore, of Texas, 54509
2667: Silence Is 14397
2668: Silence BALL-"What is silence?" 24395
2669: Silence The other day upon the links 14134
2670: Sin Man-like is it to fall into sin, 44783
2671: Singers As the celebrated soprano began to sing, 54458
2672: Singers A visiting clergyman was occupying 34243
2673: Singers One cold, wet, and windy night 34056
2674: Singers The man who sings all day at work is a happy man. 44096
2675: Singers At a certain Scottish dinner 94142
2676: Singers She smiles, my darling smiles, and all 84550
2677: Singers God sent his singers upon earth 44374
2678: Sir Walter Raleigh Sir Walter Raleigh was put 14526
2679: Skating A young lady entered a crowded car 24160
2680: Slander The business man's wife, who had called 44028
2681: Slavery A traveler in the South chatted with 64323
2682: Sleep Recently a friend who had heard 44383
2683: Slighted I sincerely regret our misunderstanding, 24188
2684: Smells An argument arose among a number 14312
2685: Smiles There was a young lady of Niger, 54110
2686: Smoking A woman is only a woman 14315
2687: Smoking AUNT MARY - (horrified) 15105
2688: Smoking An Irish soldier on sentry duty 44522
2689: Sneezing While campaigning in Iowa Speaker Cannon 44275
2690: Snobbery Snobbery is the pride 14334
2691: Snoring Snore - An unfavorable 14342
2692: Social Uplift The somewhat unpleasant person, 4031
2693: Social Uplift The philanthropic hostess entertained 104067
2694: Socialists Among the stories told of the late Baron 54259
2695: Society Smart Society is made up 13919
2696: Society What are her days at home? 24376
2697: Society Society consists of two classes, 14097
2698: Society There was a young person called Smarty, 54381
2699: Solecisms A New York firm recently hung 14368
2700: Solecisms Reporters are obliged to write their descriptions 14539
2701: Sons I thought your father looked 24224
2702: Souvenirs A friend of mine, traveling in Ireland, 54346
2703: Spanking Back in those days when corporal punishment 64536
2704: Speculation There are two times in a man's life 13989
2705: Speed I always said old Cornelius Husk was slow, 34576
2706: Speed So you heard the bullet whiz past you? 44249
2707: Speed A near race riot happened in a southern town. 14113
2708: Speed A guest in a Cincinnati hotel was shot 94768
2709: Speed In the business college, 24092
2710: Speed The young lady interested in botany 34044
2711: Spelling Some time before Mr. Taft became President 83973
2712: Spelling The clerk of the court directed 84141
2713: Spinsterhood The old colored mammy took advantage 53987
2714: Spinsters Is there anyone present who wishes the prayers 44181
2715: Spinsters Maude Adams was one day discussing 44418
2716: Spinsters Here's to the Bachelor, so lonely and gay, 44086
2717: Spinsters An old maid on the wintry side of fifty, 14409
2718: Spinsters A famous spinster, known throughout the country 44401
2719: Spinsters There once was a lonesome, lorn spinster, 54030
2720: Spite Think twice before you speak, 14676
2721: Spite A man had for years employed a steady German workman. 84359
2722: Spite The faithful old employee asked for a day off. 84103
2723: Sportsmanship In the party out after reed birds 33960
2724: Spring In the spring the housemaid's fancy 84125
2725: Spring It is easy enough to look pleasant, 54449
2726: Spring The teacher talked on the four seasons, 44228
2727: Stag-nation Mr. Graham: "Do you know, Miss F., 34239
2728: Stammering One of the ushers approached a man who 54150
2729: Stammering A man who stuttered badly went 24231
2730: Stammering On the occasion of a most interesting family event, 94378
2731: Statesmen A statesman is a deal politician. 24307
2732: Statistics An earnest preacher in Georgia, 24385
2733: Statistics PATIENT - "Tell me candidly, Doc, 24557
2734: Steak Can I get a steak here 24784
2735: Stealing A negro was brought before a justice of the peace. 74365
2736: Steam Can you tell what steam is? 24552
2737: Steamships That new steamer they're building is a whopper, 24371
2738: Stenographers A beautiful statuesque blond had left New York 46115
2739: Stock Brokers A grain broker in New Boston, Maine, 54195
2740: Stormy Weather The ferryboat was well on her way 14065
2741: Strategy A bird dog belonging to a man in Mulvane 26783
2742: Strategy Boy, take these flowers to Miss Bertie Bohoo 54645
2743: Strategy The little girl was having a great deal 34135
2744: Strategy A young couple had been courting 124114
2745: Strategy Charles Stuart, formerly senator from Michigan, 104275
2746: Stunning Your wife looks stunning to-night. 24426
2747: Style Two old friends met, and immediately found 44591
2748: Subways Any one who has ever traveled 84392
2749: Success Nothing succeeds 14373
2750: Success Nothing succeeds 14533
2751: Success Success in life 14113
2752: Success A New Orleans lawyer was asked 34276
2753: Success I'd rather be a Could Be 84527
2754: Success Tis not in mortals to command success, 34130
2755: Success There are two ways of rising 14394
2756: Success Success is counted sweetest 24042
2757: Such A Waste Mrs. Bizzy: "I am so sorry to hear 24116
2758: Sucked! It was a very wet night, 34286
2759: Suffragettes When a married woman goes out 14108
2760: Suffragettes Ullo, Bill, 'ow's things with yer? 44543
2761: Suffragettes I'd hate t' be married t' a suffragette 14044
2762: Suffragettes FIRST ENGLISHMAN - "Why do you allow your wife 24530
2763: Suffragettes When Mrs. Pankhurst, the English suffragette, 34230
2764: Suffragettes BILL - "Jake said he was going to break 210157
2765: Suffragettes SLASHER - "Been in a fight?" 24115
2766: Suffragettes What sort of a ticket does your suffragette club favor? 24183
2767: Suicide The Chinese Consul at San Francisco, 33977
2768: Summer Resorts GABE - "What are you going back to that place 24772
2769: Summer Resorts I suppose," said the city man, 24467
2770: Sunday Albert was a solemn-eyed, 84352
2771: Sunday TEACHER-"Good little boys do not skate on Sunday, 44507
2772: Sunday Of all the days that's in the week, 44565
2773: Sunday O day of rest! How beautiful, how fair, 44370
2774: Sunday School The young lady worker for the Sunday school 44280
2775: Sunday School The Sunday-school teacher examined his new class. 54405
2776: Sunday School Sunday School Teacher: Now, Alfred, 24310
2777: Sunday School Young Harold was late for Sunday-school 35470
2778: Sunday Schools Now, Willie," said the superintendent's 14599
2779: Sunday Schools When Lottie returned from her first visit 24280
2780: Sunday Schools The teacher asked: "When did Moses live?" 54067
2781: Sunday Schools How many of you boys, 44253
2782: Superman It is told of Mrs. Gladstone that a number 44331
2783: Superstition Superstition is a 14235
2784: Superstition The superstitious sporting editor 24241
2785: Sure Signs Afraid you're going to have 24352
2786: Surprise Where are you goin', ma? 64401
2787: Suspense The passionate lover wrote to his inamorata as follows: 34240
2788: Suspicion The eminent politicians of opposing parties 34044
2789: Suspicious It was while on manoeuvres in rural England, 54109
2790: Sweetest of all She (tenderly): 24073
2791: Swimmers Two negro roustabouts at New Orleans 44248
2792: Sympathy A sympathizer is a fellow 14725
2793: Sympathy Dwight L. Moody was riding in a car 64524
2794: Sympathy The man rushed excitedly into the smoking car. 24230
2795: Sympathy A tramp went to a farmhouse, 44285
2796: Sympathy Strengthen me by sympathizing 14156
2797: Sympathy A tramp devised a new scheme for working 44311
2798: Sympathy Freddie (aged six): 34378
2799: Sympathy The Tabby-Cat: "I am just heart-broken! 24024
2800: Synonyms I don't believe any two words 34517
2801: Tact It was at the private theatricals, 44573
2802: Tact The senator from Utah was able to disarm 64725
2803: Talkers Some years ago, Mark Twain was a guest 44309
2804: Talkers It was a beautiful evening and Ole, 64328
2805: Talkers Sir," said the sleek-looking agent, 44182
2806: Talkers A guest was expected for dinner 14605
2807: Talkers A belated voyager in search of hilarity 25992
2808: Talkers You must not talk all the time, 24634
2809: Talkers While the late Justice Brewer 34431
2810: Talkers She was in an imaginative mood. 64634
2811: Talkers Here comes Blinkers. 24690
2812: Talkers A street-car was getting under way 34674
2813: Talkers A - "I used a word in speaking to my wife 27063
2814: Talkers In general those who have nothing 14507
2815: Talking Machine Many a man who has suffered from tongue 24796
2816: Talking Sense Darling," he asked, as he drew his fiancée closer 146738
2817: Talking Sense Darling," he asked, as he drew his fiancée 144512
2818: Tar And Feathers The victim of the Klu Klux Klan 24438
2819: Tardiness You'll be late for supper, 24687
2820: Tardiness How does it happen that you are five minutes 4660
2821: Tardiness Why is it you never get to the office 24696
2822: Tardy Why is it you never get to the office on time 26781
2823: Tariff Why not have an illuminated sign 14514
2824: Taste It isn't wise for a painter to be too frank 54269
2825: Taste A noted humorist once spent a few weeks 34334
2826: Taste It's all a matter of taste, 14241
2827: Taste The master of the house was hungry at breakfast, 24404
2828: Teachers A rural school has a pretty girl 14467
2829: Teachers Why did you break your engagement 24613
2830: Teachers Among the youngsters belonging to a colege 44659
2831: Teachers MOTHER - "The teacher complains 24729
2832: Teachers There was a meeting of the new teachers 44721
2833: Teachers TEACHER - "Now, Willie, where did you get 44558
2834: Teachers Grave is the Master's look; his forehead wears 45470
2835: Teaching The Young Idea Little Willie looked up from 14333
2836: Teaching The Young Idea Dad, who was Mozart? 24650
2837: Tears Two Irishmen who had just landed 54441
2838: Tears The kind lady stopped to tell the sobbing 44379
2839: Teeth There was an old man of Tarentum, 54423
2840: Teeth Pat came to the office with his jaw 44471
2841: Teeth An Irishman with one side of his face badly 44608
2842: Teeth For there was never yet philosopher 24516
2843: Telephone Two girls were talking over the wire. 34271
2844: Telephone When Grover Cleveland's little girl 14506
2845: Telephone New York Elks are having a lot of fun 114344
2846: Telephone OPERATOR - "Number, please." 24438
2847: Telephone A German woman called up Central 24585
2848: Telephone In China when the subscriber rings 54327
2849: Temper Hearing the crash of china Dinah's mistress 24748
2850: Temperance A Boston deacon who was a zealous advocate 36096
2851: Temperance Here's to a temperance supper, 44427
2852: Temperance The best prohibition story of the season 14415
2853: Temperance A Michigan citizen recently received a letter 44433
2854: Temperance Abstinence is as easy 14353
2855: Tender Memories Please tell me, James, 24358
2856: Terminology When the bishop was entertained at an English 64444
2857: Terminology The master of the house returned from 34018
2858: Testimony Paul Smith, the famous hotel-keeper 54123
2859: Testimony The grateful woman on the farm in Arkansas 24032
2860: Testimony In one of the most desolate areas of Montana, 74053
2861: Texas The bigness of Texas is evident from a cursory 74598
2862: Texts In the Tennessee mountains a mountaineer preacher, 24162
2863: Texts John D. Rockefeller, Jr., once asked a clergyman 54387
2864: That Kind! Come, Dorothy," said her father impatiently, 24622
2865: The Alleged Humorists I can read my husband 24629
2866: The Brute! Mrs. Newlywed: "What does that 34087
2867: The Cold I say, Madge, it's bitterly cold. 24775
2868: The Consumer Inflamed Ever get any nice butter? 34438
2869: The Difference She: "I'm so glad we're engaged. 34047
2870: The Doctor The doctor has ordered her 34196
2871: The Druggist's Turn The druggist danced and chortled 54380
2872: The Fifth Affair. A man walks into a nightclub one night. 117766
2873: The First Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. 56331
2874: The Floor Held Did your watch stop when 24404
2875: The Fourth Affair A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard 105599
2876: The Gloomy Guest The best man noticed that one of the wedding guests, 34177
2877: The Gloomy Guest Why did you take Meyerbeer 24127
2878: The Gloomy Guest A well-known admiral--a stickler 14313
2879: The Gloomy Guest First Little Girl: What's your last name, 24588
2880: The Gloomy Guest Kloseman: I didn't see you 24802
2881: The Gloomy Guest A Southern family had a coal-black 14197
2882: The Gloomy Guest Dad (sternly): 34401
2883: The Gloomy Guest Said the guest, upon approaching 14523
2884: The Gloomy Guest A bumptious young American farmer went 15445
2885: The Gloomy Guest Weary Willie slouched into the pawnshop 64462
2886: The imperfect tense The imperfect tense in French 14444
2887: The Jonah Now, children," said the Sunday-school teacher 26809
2888: The Jonah Now, children," said the Sunday-school teacher, 24501
2889: The New Appreciation Wife (habitué of the Ring, 14502
2890: The New Appreciation Lady: "I've just been making my side 34854
2891: The New Appreciation Employer (inspecting a very inflated bill for work): 34301
2892: The New Appreciation Tourist: "Have you any cold meat?" 24047
2893: The New Appreciation Lady: "If you please, Cook, 24613
2894: The New Appreciation Small Boy (on being told by cousin 14008
2895: The New Appreciation Master: "But why do you want 24418
2896: The New Appreciation Artist (in desperation): 24413
2897: The New Appreciation Well, Mollie, how do you like your new teacher? 24607
2898: The New Appreciation Please, Mr. Grafto, the gentleman 14223
2899: The New Appreciation Old Lady (interrogating her chauffeur's small boy): 24370
2900: The New Appreciation Parent: "I should like you to have 24552
2901: The New Appreciation Optimist: "Cheer up, old man. 24502
2902: The Obstacle George: "I proposed to that girl 24351
2903: The Poor Bolshie Tubthumper: Yaas, there didn't ought 14627
2904: The possessor The possessor of the forty-dollar 24277
2905: The Real Job What's this new conference 24192
2906: The Road To----, Etc. Well, what are you sneering about? 24399
2907: The Scotch A Scotsman is one who prays 14483
2908: The Scotch It being the southerner's turn, 44049
2909: The Scotch A Scottish minister, 34444
2910: The Second Affair There was a middle aged couple 45508
2911: The Secret The Man of Theory: "The great secret 24220
2912: The Servant Problem Lady: "And why did your last mistress----" 64199
2913: The Servant Problem Small Girl: "I wonder how old Joan is?" 24389
2914: The Servant Problem Mother: "Well, dear, 44609
2915: The Servant Problem Mollie, you haven't said your prayers. 34457
2916: The Servant Problem Applicant for Situation: 14316
2917: The Sixth Affair. Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, 87510
2918: The Substitute A tourist at an hotel in Ireland asked 25773
2919: The Substitute A tourist at an hotel 24373
2920: The Third Affair A mortician was working late one night. 55820
2921: The West EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) 44415
2922: The West EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) 44466
2923: The West EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) 44563
2924: The Whole Truth Angus, a mason, was slipping out 34329
2925: Theater Say, old man," chattered the press-agent 24452
2926: Theater Why don't women have the same sense 24106
2927: Theater It appears that at the rehearsal of a play, 34273
2928: Theater Everybody has his own theater, 4457
2929: Theodore Roosevelt A delegation from Kansas visited Theodore Roosevelt 65176
2930: They Wilt Which weeds are the easiest to kill? 24113
2931: Thieves GEORGIA LAWYER (to colored prisoner) 44498
2932: Thieves At a dinner given by the prime minister 54217
2933: Thieves Senator "Bob" Taylor, of Tennessee, 64642
2934: Thieves Did ye see as Jim got ten years' 24687
2935: Thieves Some time ago a crowd of Bowery sports went 64108
2936: Thieves In vain we call old notions fudge 44041
2937: Thieves Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind; 24330
2938: Thin People There was an old fellow named Green, 104596
2939: Thirteen To One Just before the service the clergyman 34355
2940: Threat The mother, who was a believer 24130
2941: Thrift It was said of a certain village "innocent" 34113
2942: Thrift The Mrs. never misses 44538
2943: Thrift MCANDREWS (the chemist, at two A.M.) 24182
2944: Thrift The foreman and his crew of bridgemen 84016
2945: Thrift A certain workman, notorious for his 55711
2946: Thrift A Highlander was summoned to the bedside 114503
2947: Thrift The canny Scot wandered into the pharmacy. 44090
2948: Thrift A Scotsman wishing to know his fate at once, 34295
2949: Thrift Well, yes," said Old Uncle Lazzenberry, 14197
2950: Thrift They sat each at an extreme end 94133
2951: Thrift The coward calls himself cautious, 24085
2952: Thrift A Scotchman was questioned by a friend: 34229
2953: Thrift The thrifty housewife regarded her dying husband 24270
2954: Tides A Kansan sat on the beach at Atlantic City watching 24505
2955: Tides At a recent Confederate reunion in Charleston, 54404
2956: Tides Nae man can 14437
2957: Time Mrs. Hooligan was suffering from the common 14434
2958: Time MRS. MURPHY - "Oi hear yer brother-in-law, 44378
2959: Time A long-winded attorney was arguing 34603
2960: Time A traveler, finding that he had a couple 34333
2961: Time Frank comes into the house in a sorry plight. 54165
2962: Time A well-known Bishop, while visiting 34299
2963: Time There was a young woman named Sue, 54031
2964: Time FATHER - "Mildred, if you disobey 44376
2965: Time A northerner passing a rundown looking 25172
2966: Time Time fleeth on, 64430
2967: Time Dost thou love life? 14109
2968: Time Flies The ardent lover heard the clock strike the hours 34024
2969: Times a Changing How times have changed! 34295
2970: Tips American travelers in Europe experience 64103
2971: Tips Grant Alien relates that he was sitting 44574
2972: Tips What do you consider the most important 24386
2973: Tips In telling this one, Miss Glaser 54068
2974: Tips A tip is a small sum of money 14263
2975: Tit For Tat The prize bull-dog attacked a farmer, 34137
2976: Titles Of Honor And Nobility An English lord was traveling through 44159
2977: Titles Of Honor And Nobility Dean Stanley was once visiting 14719
2978: Titles Of Honor And Nobility How did he get his title of colonel? 24607
2979: Titles Of Honor And Nobility For titles do not reflect 16232
2980: Titles Of Honor And Nobility I hope I shall always possess firmness 14524
2981: To Be Sure Lily: "Harold proposed to me 24598
2982: Tobacco Tobaccy wanst saved my life, 14025
2983: Tobacco The native pointed with pride to two 37003
2984: Toilette Details The little girl who had observed certain 44219
2985: Tongue An old lady in the London parish of the famous 64235
2986: Too Enthusiastic Wifey: "Henry, do you think me 34119
2987: Too Good Well, Alice," said a Southern woman 44759
2988: Too One-Sided What is the use of quarreling, 24148
2989: Too Sad For That A tourist was chatting with the proprietor 44423
2990: Too Sad For That The swain and his swainess had 14366
2991: Too Sad For That Wife (enthusiastically): 24097
2992: Too Smart A Chinaman entered a jeweller's in Liverpool 45515
2993: Too True Screen Actress: I have a certificate 24369
2994: Tough On The Senator The Senator was back home, 34061
2995: Tour The sweet young thing was being 54282
2996: Trade Unions CHAIRMAN OF THE COMMITTEE - "Is this the place 34580
2997: Tramps LADY - "Can't you find work?" 44335
2998: Transmutation Fred Stone, of Montgomery and Stone fame, 14214
2999: Travelers An American tourist, who was stopping 14281<