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1: Man-like is it to fall into sin, Fiend-like is it to dwell therein, Christ-like is it for sin to grieve, God-like is it all sin to leave. - Friedrich von Logan. Now," said the clergyman 2327085
2: A Bad Case Rather absent-minded, isn't he? 4329139
3: A Bad Night The boy who had "made good" 3328806
4: A Chance Lost Who was the originator of the 2328903
5: A Chance Lost He: "I never knew until to-day 2328769
6: A Circle A circle is a line 1330251
7: A Close Call Pat was a simple country yokel 3328505
8: A Close Call Breathless Visitor: Doctor, 2328614
9: A Close Call They were talking over the days 1328429
10: A Consoling Thought Belated Traveller (surprised by a bull 1329047
11: A Dreadful Possibility Elsie: "When is my birthday, Mother?" 3328179
12: A Friend In Need What true friendship consists in depends on 3330020
13: A Friend In Need What true friendship consists in depends 3328707
14: A Future Financier Ma," exclaimed young Teddie, 3328702
15: A Good Actor Neighbour: "I hear that you 2328751
16: A Good Match Proprietor: "What made that customer 2328761
17: A Good Plan She: "The Burrowes are having their 2328557
18: A Great Athlete Micky Bryan and Patsy Kelly had been schoolmates together, 7328429
19: A Great Light The skipper was examining 7328706
20: A Humbling Sight An old Scotchwoman, who had resisted 6329120
21: A Humbling Sight Dollie: Yes, Miss Fethers 2328413
22: A Level-Headed Car Irate Motorist: "Say, 2328449
23: A Linguist She is one of the most remarkable 3328605
24: A Lovers' Quarrel George: "Why don't Jack and Laura 2328546
25: A Magic Healer During an exciting game of football a player 4330005
26: A Magic Healer During an exciting game of football 4328672
27: A Monastery A Monastery is 1329569
28: A Natural Picture A man and his eldest son went to have their photographs 2329933
29: A Natural Picture A man and his eldest son went 2328552
30: A Noble Aim She: "Have you heard anything 2328384
31: A Qualified Statement Well! we've missed that confounded train. 2328909
32: A Qualified Statement The Count: "I weesh to marry your daughtaire, 3328056
33: A Qualified Statement I suppose your landlord asks 2328415
34: A Qualified Statement Mother (to little girl 2328258
35: A Qualified Statement It's funny that you should be so tall. 2328418
36: A Qualified Statement Urchin (contemptuously): 2328535
37: A Question Of Locality Bobby," said the lady in the tramcar, 2328783
38: A Solution The Mistress: "Oh, Jane, 2328350
39: A Soothing Effect Do you miss your husband 2328359
40: A Subtle Distinction I say--come and dance. 2328878
41: A Subtle Distinction Specialist (to patient suffering from insomnia): 2328318
42: A Subtle Distinction Neighbor (bearer of message, to billiard enthusiast): 1328506
43: A Subtle Distinction Joan (whose mother has just bought her a pair of woolen gloves): 1328504
44: A Subtle Distinction Lady (to applicant for situation as cook): 2328736
45: A Subtle Distinction Father: "Look here, Billy, 2328576
46: A Subtle Distinction Artist (condescendingly): 2328420
47: A Touch Of Dutch Courage A new priest at his first mass was so nervous 20331085
48: A Wonder! That fellow Jones is a hard-headed cuss, 3328471
49: A Young Philosopher Mamma! 3329066
50: Ability Pa," said little Joe, 3328798
51: Abolition He was a New Yorker visiting in a South Carolina 5328766
52: Absent-minded We will take as our text this morning, 1327010
53: Absent-Mindedness WIFE - "I consider, John, 2327024
54: Absentmindedness 1 The man of the house finally took 3330796
55: Absentmindedness 2 The absentminded inventor perfected 2327468
56: Absentmindedness 3 The professor, who was famous for the wool-gathering of his wits 4327037
57: Absentmindedness 4 The clergyman, absorbed in thinking out a sermon 4327156
58: Absentmindedness 5 The most absent-minded of clergymen was a Methodist minister 1327556
59: Accidents The late Dr. Henry Thayer, 2326912
60: Accidents Help! Help!" cried an Italian laborer 7326792
61: Accidents There once was a lady from Guam, 5326668
62: Accidents BRICKLAYER (to mate, who had just had a hodful 1326973
63: Accidents A preacher had ordered a load of hay 6326970
64: Accidents There was an old Miss from Antrim, 5327290
65: Accidents There was a young lady named Hannah, 12326774
66: Acquaintance The Scotchman who ran a livery was asked by a tourist 2327823
67: Acting Hopkinson Smith tells a characteristic story 2326901
68: Acting In a North of England town recently a company 2326843
69: Acting Suit the action to the word, 1326699
70: Acting To wake the soul by tender strokes of art, 5327044
71: Actors The tragedian had just signed a contract 2327223
72: Actors And Actresses An "Uncle Tom's Cabin" company was starting 3326875
73: Actors And Actresses When William H. Crane was younger 6327078
74: Actors And Actresses LEADING MAN IN TRAVELING COMPANY - "We play Hamlet 6326993
75: Actors And Actresses HE - "But what reason have you 3327015
76: Actors And Actresses The hero of the play, after putting up 6326743
77: Actors And Actresses Mrs. Minnie Maddern Fiske, the actress, 4327101
78: Actors And Actresses Orlando Day, a fourth-rate actor in London, 12327116
79: Actors And Actresses Twinkle, twinkle, lovely star! 4326909
80: Adam And Eve The little girl reported at home what 2329491
81: Adaptation I know a nature-faker, 2327199
82: Addresses In a large store a child, 1326664
83: Addresses An Englishman went into his local library 2327483
84: Advertising The editor of the local paper was unable to secure 8327003
85: Advertising Not long ago a patron of a café in Chicago 5327226
86: Advertising Advertising costs me a lot of money. 3326929
87: Advertising When Mark Twain, in his early days, 2327153
88: Advertising Good Heavens, man! 2327190
89: Advertising Paderewski arrived in a small western town 7326937
90: Advertising Shortly after Raymond Hitchcock made his first 11326753
91: Advertising Advertisements are of great use to the vulgar. 1326771
92: Advice Her exalted rank did not give Queen Victoria 2327102
93: Advice Many receive advice, 1327312
94: Aeronautics A flea and a fly in a flue, 5327003
95: Aeronautics The impression that men will never 1327224
96: Aeroplanes Mother, may I go aeroplane? 4327056
97: Aeroplanes Harry N. Atwood, the noted aviator, 3327247
98: Aeroplanes A genius who once did aspire 5326819
99: Affection There are as many aspects of grief as there are persons to mourn. 2327214
100: After Dinner Speeches A Frenchman once remarked: 2326964
101: After Dinner Speeches Every rose has its thorn 4327095
102: After Dinner Speeches Joseph Chamberlain was the guest of honor 1327201
103: After Dinner Speeches Friend," said one immigrant to another, 3326769
104: After Dinner Speeches When Daniel got into the lions' den 1327284
105: After Dinner Speeches Joseph H. Choate and Chauncey Depew were invited to a dinner. 2329332
106: After Dinner Speeches Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story: 6327376
107: After Dinner Speeches Mark Twain and Chauncey M. Depew once went abroad 3326917
108: Age The woman confessed to her crony: 2327162
109: Age The good die young. 1326799
110: Age How old are you, Tommy?" asked a caller. 2326732
111: Age How effusively sweet that Mrs. Blondey is to you, 4327050
112: Age As every southerner knows, 5326796
113: Age When "Bob" Burdette was addressing the graduating class 1326771
114: Age THE PARSON (about to improve the golden hour) 2327124
115: Age A well-meaning Washington florist 4326889
116: Age A small boy who had recently passed his fifth birthday 2326984
117: Age The late John Bigelow, the patriarch of diplomats and authors, 4326636
118: Age A wise man never puts away 1327249
119: Age To the old, long life and treasure; 2326596
120: Age Youth is a blunder; 1326955
121: Age We do not count a man's years, 1326994
122: Age To be seventy years young 1326951
123: Agents John, whatever induced you to buy 2327210
124: Agriculture A farmer, according to this definition, 1326760
125: Agriculture In certain parts of the west, 5327090
126: Agriculture They used to have a farming rule 6326730
127: Agriculture Blessed be agriculture! 1327231
128: Agriculture When tillage begins, 1329826
129: Alarm Clocks MIKE (in bed, to alarm-clock as it goes off) 1327108
130: Alertness Alert?" repeated a congressman, 1326929
131: Alibi The mother called in vain for her young son. 4327164
132: Alibi A party of Manila army women were returning in an auto 4327160
133: Alimony What is alimony, ma? 327117
134: Alimony The proof of the wedding 1326903
135: All Brains A gentleman who was walking through 4326803
136: All In One Breath Wife: "I'm afraid you'll think me 1326783
137: Allowances Why don't you give your wife an allowance? 2326794
138: Altruism WILLIE - "Pa!" 5326910
139: Altruism There was once a remarkably kind boy 9326771
140: Ambition Oliver Herford sat next to a soulful poetess 4327133
141: Ambition Hubby," said the observant wife, 4326753
142: Ambition The chief end of a man in New York 1327146
143: Ambition When you are aspiring to the highest place, 1326748
144: Ambition The man who seeks one thing in life, and but one, 5326829
145: American Girl Here's to the dearest 12326774
146: Americans Eugene Field was at a dinner in London 8327091
147: Americansz You can always tell the English, 4326958
148: Amnesty The nurse at the front regarded the wounded soldier with a puzzled frown. 3327250
149: Amusements A newspaper thus defined amusements: 2326879
150: Amusements I wish that my room had a floor; 5326894
151: Amusements I am a great friend to public amusements; 1327122
152: An Actor Pa, what's an actor? 2327187
153: An Alias Miss Hen: "I demand an explanation! 2326766
154: An Alias Lady (to prospective daily housemaid): 2327171
155: An Argument This theory about fish being brain food 3327024
156: An Error In Judgment Mother: "What! Have you been 2326474
157: An Extensive Love She: "They say that he fairly 2326805
158: Anatomy The little boy, sent to the butcher shop, 2327135
159: Anatomy TOMMY - "My gran'pa wuz in th' civil war, 3326729
160: Anatomy They thought more of the Legion of Honor 10326602
161: Anatomy Anatomy is the human body, 1327522
162: Ancestry A western buyer is inordinately proud of the fact 5327039
163: Ancestry In a speech in the Senate on Hawaiian affairs, 4326633
164: Ancestry Signor Marconi, in an interview in Washington, 5326871
165: Ancestry Gerald," said the young wife, 3327108
166: Ancestry My ancestors came over in the 'Mayflower. 2326858
167: Ancestry When in England, Governor Foss, 1326732
168: Ancestry People will not look forward to posterity, 1327251
169: Ancestry From yon blue heavens above us bent, 3326869
170: And They Say Women are Stubborn and Expensive Oil Change Instructions 57344926
171: Anger Charlie and Nancy had quarreled. 4327074
172: Anger When a husband loses his temper 1326869
173: Anger It is easy enough to restrain 1329743
174: Anniversaries MRS. JONES - "Does your husband remember your wedding anniversary?" 2326824
175: Answered She: "And what would 2326990
176: Antidotes Suppose," asked the professor in chemistry, 2326801
177: Apologizing Oh! Are you really a mind-reader? 3327084
178: Appearance Little Willie came home in a sad state. 4327621
179: Appearance The cross-eyed man at the ball bowed with courtly grace, and said: 4327037
180: Appearance What sort of an appearing man is he? 2326992
181: Appearances How fat and well your little boy looks. 2327130
182: Appetite The young man applied to the manager of the entertainment museum 18327693
183: Appetite Daniel Webster was the guest at dinner of a solicitous hostess 2327382
184: Appetite It was shortly after Thanksgiving Day that someone asked the little boy 2327132
185: Applause A certain theatrical troupe, 7327901
186: Applause Applause is the spur of noble minds, 1327168
187: Applause O Popular Applause! what heart of man 1327707
188: Applicant Prospective Employer: I suppose you have 2326748
189: Appreciation The distinguished actor had a large photograph of Wordsworth 6326932
190: Arbitration International A war was going on, and one day, 5326920
191: Argument Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, 3327170
192: Arithmetic He seems to be very clever. 2326896
193: Arithmetic SONNY - "Aw, pop, I don't wanter study arithmetic." 2326867
194: Arithmetic TEACHER - "Now, Johnny, suppose I should borrow 2327430
195: Arithmetic See how I can count, mama, 1327027
196: Arithmetic Two old salts who had spent most of their lives 6326646
197: Armies A new volunteer at a national guard 15327091
198: Armies The battle was going against him. 3326956
199: Armies An army officer decided to see for himself 4326859
200: Armies A war is a fearful thing," said Mr. Dolan. 2326895
201: Army Rations The colonel of a volunteer regiment camping 5326890
202: Army Rations On the occasion of the annual encampment 4327181
203: Arranged To Fit Elsie: "Mummy! if I wuz a fairy 3327099
204: Art An American tourist and his wife, 2327194
205: Art The Yankee tourist described glowingly the statue of a beautiful woman 2327028
206: Art Tell me, does your husband snore? 4327384
207: Art The packer from Chicago admired a picture by Rosa Bonheur. 5327422
208: Art There was an old sculptor named Phidias, 5326812
209: Art The friend had dropped in to see D'Auber, 3327065
210: Art A young artist once persuaded Whistler to come 3326910
211: Art The amateur artist was painting sunset, 4327094
212: Art Art is indeed not the bread 1327039
213: Art Now nature is not at variance with art, 1327010
214: Art And Nature Husband: "What was that you were playing, 5326692
215: Artists ARTIST - "I'd like to devote my last picture to a charitable purpose." 2326942
216: Artists Wealth has its penalties. 2327224
217: Artists CRITIC - "By George, old chap, 3328679
218: Artists He that seeks popularity in art 1326985
219: Athletes The caller's eye had caught the photograph 7326937
220: Athletics The sister spoke admiringly to the collegian who 4327162
221: Attention The supervisor of a school was trying to prove 6326723
222: Attorney and the Doctor Doctor, before you preformed the autopsy, 16329319
223: Authors A woman lion-hunter entertained a dinner party 2327353
224: Authors The following is a recipe for an author: 5327169
225: Authors Oscar Wilde, upon hearing one of Whistler's 1326711
226: Authors THE AUTHOR - "Would you advise me 2326638
227: Authors AMBITIOUS AUTHOR - "Hurray! Five dollars for my latest story, 3326810
228: Authors A lady who had arranged an authors' reading 2326752
229: Authors An ambitious young man called upon a publisher 3327090
230: Authors So you have had a long siege of nervous prostration? 2326780
231: Authors Mark Twain at a dinner at the Authors' Club said: 1327140
232: Authors An American friend of Edmond Rostand says 7326856
233: Authors George W. Cable, the southern writer, 3327070
234: Authors Brief History of a Successful Author: 1327140
235: Authors It took me nearly ten years to learn that I couldn't write stories. 3327032
236: Authors I dream my stories, 2327139
237: Authors The five-year-old son of James Oppenheim, 1326956
238: Authors William Dean Howells is the kindliest 3326844
239: Authors James Oliver Curwood, a novelist, 2326987
240: Authors Tried to skin me, that scribbler did! 3326810
241: Authors At a London dinner recently the conversation turned 3326821
242: Authors There is probably no hell for authors 1327039
243: Authors A thought upon my forehead, 8326976
244: Authors That writer does the most, 1327211
245: Authors Habits of close attention, thinking heads, 4326853
246: Authors The author who speaks about his 1327068
247: Automobiles TEACHER - "If a man saves $2 a week, 2327180
248: Automobiles How fast is your car, Jimpson? 2327034
249: Automobiles What is the name of your automobile? 4326867
250: Automobiles What little boy can tell me the difference 4326932
251: Automobiles Do you have much trouble with your automobile? 2326879
252: Automobiles A little "Brush" chugged painfully up to the gate of a race track. 5327131
253: Automobiles Autos rush in where..... 1326864
254: Automobiling Sorry, gentlemen," said the new constable, 3326919
255: Automobiling Two street pedlers in Bradford, 1326762
256: Automobiling It was very romantic, 3326731
257: Automobiling What you want to do is to have that mudhole 2326782
258: Automobiling The old lady from the country and her small son 3326790
259: Automobiling What makes you carry that horrible shriek 1326919
260: Automobiling In certain sections of West Virginia 4326701
261: Aviation The aviator's wife was taking her first trip 4326933
262: Aviation AVIATOR (to young assistant, 2326846
263: Aviation When Claude Grahame-White the famous aviator, 5326636
264: Aviators Little drops in water 4327270
265: Aviators Are you an experienced aviator? 2327127
266: Babies The visiting Englishman, with an eyeglass screwed to his eye, 3327418
267: Babies The teacher had explained to the class that the Indian women 4327056
268: Baccalaureate Sermons PROUD FATHER - "Rick, my boy, 3327152
269: Bacteria There once were some learned M.D.'s, 5327746
270: Bacteria Two doctors met in the hall of the hospital. 5327010
271: Bad Both Ways Dobb: "What's that piece of cord 2327049
272: Badges Mrs. Philpots came panting downstairs 10327181
273: Baggage An Aberdonian went to spend a few days 1327024
274: Baggage Johnnie Poe, one of the famous Princeton football family, 5327057
275: Bait A gentleman strolling alongside a canal observed 4327570
276: Baldness A patient complained to the doctor that his hair was coming out. 3327482
277: Baldness One mother who still considers Marcel waves 3327005
278: Baldness Were any of your boyish ambitions 2327403
279: Baldness Congressman Longworth is not gifted with much hair, 5327515
280: Baldness O, Mother, why are the men 2327201
281: Baldness The costumer came forward to attend 5327009
282: Baldness United States Senator Ollie James, 5327157
283: Baldness A near-sighted old lady at a dinner-party, 1327246
284: Banks And Banking During a financial panic, 3327069
285: Banks And Banking She advanced to the paying teller's window and, 4327598
286: Banks And Banking FRIEND - "So you're going to make it hot 327115
287: Baptism On the way to the baptism, the baby somehow loosened 9327670
288: Baptism The aged negro clergyman announced solemnly from the pulpit: 2327505
289: Baptism A revival was being held at a small colored 6327338
290: Baptists The old colored man left the Methodist Church 2327267
291: Baptists An old colored man first joined the Episcopal Church, 2327171
292: Baptists A Methodist negro exhorter shouted: 1327029
293: Bargains MANAGER (five-and-ten-cent store) 2327132
294: Bargains Hades," said the lady.... 1327502
295: Bargains Newell Dwight Hillis, the now famous New York preacher 2327039
296: Bargains My wife and myself are trying to get up 3327126
297: Baseball The teacher directed the class to write a brief 2327569
298: Baseball A run in time saves the nine. 2327194
299: Baseball Plague take that girl! 3327292
300: Baseball When Miss Cheney, one of the popular teachers 3327029
301: Baths And Bathing The only unoccupied room in the hotel 3326922
302: Baths And Bathing RURAL CONSTABLE-"Now then, 2327046
303: Baths And Bathing A woman and her brother lived alone 2327020
304: Baths And Bathing In one of the lesser Indian hill 8327188
305: Battle Teacher: "In which of his battles 2327720
306: Bazars Once upon a time a deacon who did not favor church bazars 3326965
307: Beards There was an old man with a beard, 5327091
308: Bears The old trapper was chased by a grizzly. 2327428
309: Bears The guide introduced a tourist in the Rocky Mountains 4327392
310: Beauty If eyes were made for seeing, 2327249
311: Beauty A thing of beauty is a joy forever; 5327202
312: Beauty, Personal In good looks I am not a star. 5326955
313: Beauty, Personal Shine yer boots, sir? 5327789
314: Beauty, Personal A farmer returning home late at night, 6327297
315: Beauty, Personal The senator and the major were walking up the avenue. 3327011
316: Beauty, Personal Pat, thinking to enliven the party, 3326848
317: Beauty, Personal ARTHUR - "They say dear, 2326641
318: Beauty, Personal In the negro car of a railway train 3326685
319: Beauty, Personal Little dabs of powder, 4326950
320: Beauty, Personal He kissed her on the cheek, 4326823
321: Beauty, Personal MOTHER (to inquisitive child) 2326429
322: Beauty, Personal One day, while walking with a friend 1326651
323: Beauty, Personal What a homely woman! 3327079
324: Beauty, Personal Beauty is worse than wine; 1326949
325: Beds A western politician tells the following story 4326661
326: Beer The father of a school boy in New York City 3327002
327: Beer The new soda clerk was a mystery, 2326733
328: Beer A man to whom illness was chronic, 5327148
329: Bees TEACHER - "Tommy, do you know 2326966
330: Beetles Now doth the frisky June Bug 12326938
331: Beggars The cultured maid servant announced to her mistress, 4327061
332: Begging THE "ANGEL" (about to give a beggar a dime) 2327298
333: Begging MAN - "Is there any reason why I 2326625
334: Begging MILLIONAIRE (to ragged beggar) 2326578
335: Begging Once, while Bishop Talbot, 6326522
336: Begging To get thine ends, 2326457
337: Begging Well, whiles I am a beggar I will rail 4326887
338: Beginners A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab. 4326986
339: Betrothal The cook, Nora, had announced her engagement 6327014
340: Betrothal The delinquent laggard swain had been telling 5326951
341: Better Unsaid Cholly Lyttlebrayne: "Yes, the doctors 2326891
342: Betting The officers' mess was discussing rifle shooting. 12326565
343: Betting Two old cronies went into a drug store 4326631
344: Bible Interpretation Miss Jane, did Moses have the same after-dinner 3326730
345: Bible Interpretation Mr. Preacher," said a white man to a colored minister 2329180
346: Bible Verse Ethel," said the bishop, 4326850
347: Bicycle A young lady who was inspecting bicycles 5327011
348: Bigamy What is the penalty for bigamy? 2326851
349: Bigamy The man was weak and naturally unlucky, 2326679
350: Bigamy There once was an old man of Lyme. 5326636
351: Bigamy Bigamy is when 1327415
352: Bills The proverb, "Where there's a will there's a way..... 1326864
353: Bills YOUNG DOCTOR - "Why do you always ask your patients 2326912
354: Bills Farmer Gray kept summer boarders. 5327065
355: Bills PATIENT (angrily) 2326966
356: Bills At the bedside of a patient who was a noted humorist, 3326929
357: Bills Thank Heaven, those bills are got rid of, 3327013
358: Birth The little girl in the zoölogical park tossed bits 4326612
359: Birthdays When a man has a birthday he takes a day off, 1327360
360: Black Superstition Architect: "Have you any suggestions 2326415
361: Blessing The philosopher, on being interrupted 1326609
362: Blind A shopkeeper with no conscience put by his door 2327091
363: Blind Prostitute Woman laid on road on motorway 1333066
364: Blindness The sympathetic and inquisitive old lady at the seashore 3326738
365: Blockhead The recruit complained to the sergeant 2326806
366: Blonde Joke A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. 9330154
367: Blonde Joke How do you drown a blonde? 2327710
368: Blood Relations Actor: "Are these poor relations 2326803
369: Blue Blood Mrs. Profiteer: "Is this a pedigree dog?" 2326957
370: Blue Blood Small Bridesmaid (loudly, in middle of ceremony): 1326629
371: Blue Blood Small Girl: "To-day's my mummy's 2326781
372: Blue Blood Wot's a minimum wage, Albert? 2326606
373: Blue Blood Office Boy (anxious to go to football match): 3326698
374: Blue Blood Minister's Wife: "My husband was asking 2327103
375: Blue Blood Two mistakes here, 2326357
376: Blue Blood Mistress: "Oh, cook, 2326651
377: Blue Blood Gushing Lady: "Yes, she's married 2326838
378: Blue Blood Mother: "Augustus, you naughty boy, 2326243
379: Blue Blood New Butler: "At what time, 4326631
380: Blue Blood Fond Mamma: "I sometimes think, 2326744
381: Blue Blood Playful Hostess: "Couldn't you manage 4326772
382: Blue Blood Vicar's Wife: "What are you children 4326630
383: Bluffing Francis Wilson, the comedian, 7326844
384: Blunders An early morning customer in an optician's shop 5326978
385: Blunders The ship doctor of an English liner notified 3326504
386: Blunders Telephone girls sometimes glory in their mistakes 6326922
387: Blunders A good Samaritan, passing an apartment house 21326793
388: Blunders There was a young man from the city, 5326697
389: Boasting Maybe the man who boasts that he doesn't owe 3326589
390: Boasting WILLIE - "All the stores closed on the day my uncle died." 2326818
391: Boasting Two men were boasting about their rich kin. Said one: 7327651
392: Bolshie I 'ear your 'usband 2326731
393: Bonanzas A certain Congressman had disastrous experience 3328639
394: Bone Of Contention The crowd in the car was packed suffocatingly close. 6326922
395: Bone Of Contention During the Civil War, an old negro was deeply 8326770
396: Bookkeeping Tommy, fourteen years old, arrived home for the holidays, 1326737
397: Books And Reading LADY PRESIDENT - "What book has helped you most?" 2326809
398: Books And Reading You may send me up the complete 1327090
399: Books And Reading There are three classes of bookbuyers: 1326442
400: Books And Reading The owner of a large library solemnly warned 1326530
401: Books And Reading In science, read, by preference, 1326507
402: Books And Reading Learning hath gained most by those 1326837
403: Books And Reading Books should to one of these four ends conduce, 2326801
404: Books And Reading A darky meeting another coming from the library 3326603
405: Books And Reading I don't know what to give Lizzie 3327150
406: Booksellers And Bookselling A bookseller reports these mistakes 6328035
407: Booksellers And Bookselling When a customer in a Boston department store 1326399
408: Booksellers And Bookselling It was a few days before Christmas 4326477
409: Bookworms A book-worm," said papa, 1328410
410: Bores What kind of a looking man is that chap 2326696
411: Bores A man who was a well known 1326986
412: Borrowers A well-known but broken-down Detroit newspaper man, 6326673
413: Borrowers One winter morning Henry Clay, 3326552
414: Bosses The insurance agent climbed the steps and rang the bell. 12326477
415: Boston A tourist from the east, 1327082
416: Boston A little Boston girl with exquisitely long golden 3326789
417: Boston NAN - "That young man from Boston 2327361
418: Boston A Bostonian died, and when he arrived 4328092
419: Boston There was a young lady from Boston, 5326521
420: Bottled Courage Is this stuff guaranteed 2326406
421: Boxing John L. Sullivan was asked why he had never taken to giving boxing lessons. 2327059
422: Boys A certain island in the West Indies is liable 3328047
423: Boys Aunt Eliza came up the walk and said 326790
424: Boys An iron hoop bounded through the area railings 8326466
425: Breakfast The Southern Colonel at Saratoga Springs, 7327508
426: Breakfast Foods Pharaoh had just dreamed of the seven 2326905
427: Breath One day a teacher was having a first-grade class 2326614
428: Breath Said the bibulous gentleman who had been reading 2326901
429: Brevity The best illustration of the value 1327285
430: Brevity An after-dinner speaker was called 1326801
431: Brevity 326108
432: Brevity A negro servant, on being ordered to 3326855
433: Brevity Dr. Abernethy, the famous Scotch surgeon, 12326496
434: Bribery A thriving baseball club is one of the features of a boy's 5327780
435: Bribery A judge, disgusted with a jury that 5326639
436: Brides My dear," said the young husband 2326672
437: Brides Do you think only of me? 2327094
438: Bridge Whist How about the sermon? 3326450
439: Brooklyn At the Brooklyn Bridge. 2326832
440: Brutality Two ladies in a car disputed concerning the window, 5327449
441: Bryan, William Jennings Some time after the presidential election of 1908, 1326343
442: Buildings Pat had gone back home to Ireland 3326911
443: Burglars A burglar was one night engaged in 4328461
444: Burglary A young couple that had received many valuable wedding 4327700
445: Bushisms Can the English language survive after US 13329143
446: Business A Boston lawyer, who brought his wit from his native Dublin, 6328170
447: Business At the Boston Immigration Station 4326725
448: Business Enterprise It happened in Topeka. 1327057
449: Business Enterprise In a section of Washington where 4326498
450: Business Enterprise A boy looking for something to do saw the sign 3328025
451: Business Enterprise A Chinaman found his wife lying dead 3328123
452: Business Enterprise A rather simple-looking lad halted before 5326892
453: Business Enterprise Do you know where Johnny Locke lives, 4326883
454: Business Enterprise From each according to his ability, 1326486
455: Business Enterprise In a New York street a wagon loaded 5326411
456: Business Ethics Johnny," said his teacher, 4326893
457: Business Women Wanted - A housekeeping man 1326990
458: But He's On His Way Uncle Tom arrived at the station 6327454
459: Butler Doctor (at door, to butler): 2326829
460: Calmness In Bret Harte's Mary McGillup, 3327956
461: Camping Camp life is just 1327439
462: Candidate A candidate for Congress from a 1328331
463: Candidates When I first decided to allow the people 4326924
464: Candidates A good story is told on the later Senator Vance. 17327161
465: Candidates A political office in a small town was vacant. 4327061
466: Candidates The little daughter of a Democratic candidate 1327176
467: Candidates I am willing," said the candidate, 2327125
468: Candidates Now, Mr. Blank, 3327213
469: Candor Jeanette was wearing a new frock when her dearest friend called. 4327951
470: Canning And Preserving A canner, exceedingly canny, 5328345
471: Capitalists Of the late Bishop Charles G. Grafton a 1327476
472: Cards A Tennessee farmer went to town and bought a gallon jug 2327792
473: Carefulness Michael Dugan, a journeyman plumber, 3327234
474: Carefulness The newly-elected president 2329505
475: Carelessness The housemaid, tidying the stairs the morning after a reception, 2330349
476: Carpenters While building a house, 9326842
477: Carving To Our National Birds 327042
478: Caste In some parts of the South the darkies 3327088
479: Caterpillars The small boy sat at the foot of a telegraph pole, 5327529
480: Cats Clarence, aged eight, was a member of the Band of Mercy, 4327616
481: Cats The teacher put a question to the class: 12327543
482: Cats The little girl returned from church deeply musing on the sermon, 2327464
483: Cats There was a young lady whose dream 5326816
484: Cats There once were two cats in Kilkenny, 4326832
485: Caught Lying The tender young mother detected her baby boy 6332388
486: Cause And Effect Archbishop Whately was one day asked 1329244
487: Cause And Effect A man who has an office downtown called 4327404
488: Cause And Effect BANKS - "I had a new experience yesterday, 5328249
489: Cause And Effect Among a party of Bostonians who spent some time 7327563
490: Cause And Effect Jack Barrymore, son of Maurice Barrymore, 4327328
491: Cause And Effect What a lot of suffering these ambulance 2326955
492: Cause And Effect He's a nice little horse 2327079
493: Cause And Effect The way those people flaunt 2326926
494: Caustic A good story is told of a pawky old Scot, 4328203
495: Caution Marshall Field, 3rd, 4326876
496: Champagne MR. HILTON - "Have you opened that bottle of champagne, 2327083
497: Champagne Sir Andrew Clark was Mr. Gladstone's physician, 4326935
498: Champagne Wishing to give his Scotch steward 1327011
499: Changing Places They say that she was his stenographer 4326966
500: Changing The Subject She: "Well! Let us change the subject. 3327208
501: Changing The Subject I say, Taxi, I've only got enough change 1326752
502: Character The Rev. Charles H. Spurgeon was fond of a joke 4326812
503: Character They were trying an Irishman, 5327144
504: Character We must have a weak spot or two in a character 1327255
505: Charity Oh, mamma," questioned the child, "who's that?" 3327424
506: Charity Charity," said Rev. B., 1327291
507: Charity Dr. C.H. Parkhurst, the eloquent New York clergyman, 3327136
508: Charity THE LADY - "Well, I'll give you a dime; 2326858
509: Charity Porter Emerson came into the office yesterday. 3327287
510: Charity I made a mistake," said Plodding Pete. 3326820
511: Charity It requires a vast deal of courage and charity 4326443
512: Charity Good morning, ma'am, 2326960
513: Charity Charity is a virtue 1326914
514: Charity You find people ready 1326969
515: Chauffeur An attorney of Los Angeles 3326712
516: Chicago A western bookseller wrote to a house 3326670
517: Chicken Little One day the first grade teacher was reading 5329754
518: Chicken Stealing Senator Money of Mississippi asked an old 2327280
519: Chicken Stealing Ida Black had retired from the most select 3326893
520: Chicken Stealing Does de white folks in youah 2326829
521: Chicken Stealing Henry E. Dixey met a friend one afternoon on Broadway. 5326493
522: Chicken Stealing A southerner, hearing a great commotion 6326636
523: Chicken Stealing A colored parson, calling upon one of his flock, 3326741
524: Chicken-Stealing The Southern planter heard a commotion in his poultry 4326610
525: Child Labor What's up old man; you look as happy as a lark! 2326625
526: Child's Sermon Is was that time, during the Sunday morning service, 3329757
527: Children Two weary parents once advertised: 2326287
528: Children A couple advertised: 2326755
529: Children A boy twelve years old with an air of melancholy resignation, 4328208
530: Children MRS. POST - "But why adopt a baby when you 2326543
531: Children The neighbors of a certain woman in a New England 5326748
532: Children Childhood has no forebodings; 1326833
533: Children Better to be driven out 1327237
534: Choices William Phillips, our secretary of embassy at London, 3326840
535: Choices A well-known furniture dealer of a Virginia 3326625
536: Choices A man hurried into a quick-lunch restaurant 3326893
537: Christian Scientists While waiting for the speaker at a public meeting 3326673
538: Christianity A shipwrecked traveler was washed up on a small island. 3327648
539: Christians At a dinner, when the gentlemen 3327053
540: Christians A traveler who believed himself to be sole 2326904
541: Christmas A political boss wished to show his appreciation 3327153
542: Christmas Santa Claus inserted an upright piano, 1327258
543: Christmas Gifts 3326233
544: Christmas Gifts 4326225
545: Christmas Gifts Little six-year-old Harry was asked by his Sunday-school teacher: 3327404
546: Christmas Gifts For little children everywhere 4326793
547: Christmas Gifts I will, if you will, 10329775
548: Chronology TOURIST - "They have just dug up the corner-stone 2326736
549: Church The young members of the family had been taught 3326773
550: Church The old negro attended a service in the Episcopal Church 2326782
551: Church Attendance Tremendous crowd up at our church last night. 3326505
552: Church Attendance I understand," said a young woman to another, 2326519
553: Church Attendance Are you a pillar of the church? 2326671
554: Church Discipline Pius the Ninth was not without a certain 1326922
555: Circus A well-known theatrical manager repeats 5326949
556: Circus Willie to the circus went, 4326527
557: Circus A child of strict parents, 2328278
558: Circus Johnny, who had been to the circus, 4326936
559: Circus A boy and his mother were taking 2328073
560: Civilization An officer of the Indian Office at Washington 5326722
561: Civilization My dear, listen to this, 1326535
562: Civilization The path of civilization 1326776
563: Claiming Acquaintance Chimmie: "Dat's McCorker de heavy-weight 2326761
564: Classified Mrs. Bargain: "Oh, Ethel! 2326537
565: Cleanliness The little boy was clad in an immaculate white suit 2329898
566: Cleanliness The mother catechised her young son 7326476
567: Cleanliness Among the tenements that lay within 4326995
568: Cleanliness A woman in one of the factory towns 4326678
569: Cleanliness How old are you?" once asked Whistler 1326578
570: Cleanliness If dirt was trumps, 1326529
571: Cleanliness The Housewife: My goodness! 2326330
572: Clergy Now, children," said the visiting minister 4326899
573: Clergy All work and no 1327003
574: Clergy Bishop Doane of Albany was at one time rector 6326936
575: Clergy The four-year-old daughter of a clergyman 7326339
576: Clergy PROFESSOR - "Now, Mr. Jones, 2326597
577: Clergy Archbishop Ryan was once accosted 3326873
578: Clergy A Duluth pastor makes it a point to welcome 3326694
579: Clergy A minister of a fashionable church 13326909
580: Clergy Bishop Goodsell, of the Methodist Episcopal church, 2326938
581: Clergy It is a standing rule of a company 1326793
582: Clergy Booker Washington, as all the world knows, 4326583
583: Clergy On one occasion the minister delivered a sermon 4326805
584: Clergy A pompous Bishop of Oxford was once stopped 10326854
585: Clergy Skilful alike with tongue and pen, 6326376
586: Climate In a certain town the local forecaster 4326435
587: Clothing One morning as Mark Twain returned from a neighborhood morning call, 3326528
588: Clothing A man whose trousers bagged badly 2326684
589: Clothing The evening wore on, 3326674
590: Clothing See that measuring worm crawling up my skirt! 2326974
591: Clothing Dwellers in huts and in marble halls 8326451
592: Clothing Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy, 3326969
593: Clubs Belle and Ben had just announced their engagement. 3326927
594: Clubs The guest landing at the yacht club float with his host, 3326460
595: Clubs One afternoon thirty ladies met at the home 2326575
596: Coal Dealers In a Kansas town where two brothers 3326424
597: Coeducation The speaker was waxing eloquent, 2326431
598: Coffee Among the coffee-drinkers a high place 1326428
599: Coins He had just returned from Paris and said to his old aunt in the country: 2326978
600: Collecting Of Accounts An enterprising firm advertised: 1326749
601: Collecting Of Accounts Sir," said the haughty American 2326567
602: Collecting Of Accounts A retail dealer in buggies doing business 3326924
603: Collecting Of Accounts The saddest words of tongue or pen 4326565
604: Collectors And Collecting Sir Walter Raleigh had called 3326838
605: College Graduates Can't I take your order for one of our encyclopedias! 2326861
606: College Students Say, dad, remember that story you told me 3327015
607: College Students WANTED: Burly beauty-proof individual 1326930
608: College Students FRESHMAN - "I have a sliver in my finger. 2326572
609: College Students STUDE - "Do you smoke, professor?" 5326756
610: College Students Three boys from Yale, 1326625
611: College Students A college professor was one day nearing 3326757
612: College Students When Rutherford B. Hayes was a student 5326446
613: College Students A western college boy amused himself 2326828
614: College Students The president of an eastern university 1326398
615: College Students STUDE. - "Is it possible to confide a secret to you?" 4326604
616: College Students Why did you come to college, anyway? 2326598
617: College Students A young Irishman at college in want of twenty-five dollars 12326803
618: College Students The professor was delivering the final lecture 4326318
619: College Students It was Commencement Day at a well-known woman's college, 3326404
620: College Students The world's great men have not 1326242
621: Colleges And Universities The college is a coy maid 4326604
622: Colleges And Universities What is a 'faculty'? 2326903
623: Colleges And Universities Yale University is to have 326957
624: Colleges And Universities FIRST TRUSTEE - "But this ancient institution 2326707
625: Colleges And Universities The president of the university had dark circles 4326544
626: Collision There had been a collision near Euston Station 3326298
627: Common Sense A mysterious building had been erected 6327036
628: Community The young man at the summer resort, 5326465
629: Commuters BRIGGS - "Is it true that you have broken 2326925
630: Commuters I see you carrying home a new kind of breakfast food, 2326423
631: Commuters After the sermon on Sunday morning 2326462
632: Commuters A suburban train was slowly working its 3326646
633: Commuters A nervous commuter on his dark, 5327161
634: Comparisons A milliner endeavored to sell to a colored woman one 2326584
635: Comparisons A well-known author tells of an English 2327173
636: Comparisons Darling," whispered the ardent suitor, 3326872
637: Comparisons Girls make me tired, 2326805
638: Comparisons A friend once wrote Mark Twain a letter 2327042
639: Comparisons The Rev. Dr. William Emerson, 1326547
640: Comparisons Is it possible your pragmatical 1326525
641: Compensation Isaac and Moses dined in a restaurant 2326721
642: Compensation Speakin' of de law of compensation, 1326315
643: Competition A new baby arrived at a house. 3327059
644: Competition A farmer during a long-continued drought 2326884
645: Compliments Would you like a lock of my hair? 4327005
646: Compliments The young man, dancing with the girl to whom 2326560
647: Compliments In former times, when royalties were more important, 4326707
648: Compliments Supper was in progress, and the father was telling 6326512
649: Composers Recipe for the musical comedy composer: 5326957
650: Compromises Boss - "There's $10 gone from my cash drawer, 2326949
651: Concealment The widow was deep in suds over the family wash, 2326499
652: Conceit I suppose I must admit that I do have my faults, 2326718
653: Conditional Eloping Bride: "Oh, Jack! 2327097
654: Confession Time An Alabama Preacher said to his congregation: 9329557
655: Confessions You say Garston made a complete confession? 2326888
656: Confessions Little Ethel had been brought up with 4326597
657: Confessions Confession is good for the soul. 2327336
658: Congress Congress is a national inquisitorial 1326955
659: Congress Judging from the stuff printed in the newspapers, 6326774
660: Congressmen It was at a banquet in Washington given 4326538
661: Congressmen Representative X, from North Carolina, 2326761
662: Congressmen Champ Clark loves to tell of how in the heat 4327147
663: Congressmen A Georgia Congressman had put up at an American-plan 4326853
664: Conscience The child had been greatly impressed by her first experience 3326497
665: Conscience The moral of this story may be that it is better 7327271
666: Conscience A quiet conscience makes one so serene! 3326751
667: Conscience Oh, Conscience! Conscience! man's most faithful friend, 4326986
668: Consequences A teacher asked her class in spelling 2326582
669: Consequences Consequences are unpitying. 1330901
670: Conservative He was a stout man, and his feet 5326873
671: Consideration The goose had been carved at the Christmas 3326372
672: Consideration A clergyman, who was summoned in haste 3326695
673: Constancy His companion bent over the dying man, 2326632
674: Constancy A soldier belonging to a brigade in command 7326934
675: Contribution Box The parson looks it o'er and frets. 4326409
676: Contribution Box There were introductions all around. 2326397
677: Contribution Box The collections had fallen off badly 3326734
678: Contribution Box A newly appointed Scotch minister 2326854
679: Contribution Box POLICE COMMISSIONER - "If you were ordered to disperse a mob, 3326832
680: Contribution Box I advertized that the poor were made 1326880
681: Conundrums Mose, what is the difference between a bucket 3326325
682: Conversation My dog understands every word I say. 4326544
683: Conversation THE TALL AND AGGRESSIVE ONE 2326510
684: Conversation HUS (during a quarrel) 2326496
685: Conversation Irving Bacheller, it appears, was on a tramping 8326773
686: Conversation Conversation is the laboratory 1326887
687: Conversation A single conversation across the table 1326521
688: Conversion A zealous church member in a Kentucky village 4326647
689: Cookery The housewife gave the tramp a large piece of pie 2326439
690: Cookery John, John," whispered an alarmed wife, 2326549
691: Cookery This is certainly a modern cook-book in every way. 3326522
692: Cookery There was recently presented to a newly-married young woman 4326375
693: Cookery Heaven sends us good meat, 1326360
694: Cooking Mrs. Newlywed: "Oh, Jack, 1326721
695: Corked Doctor: "You are a great deal 2326721
696: Cornets Spurgeon was once asked if the man who 2326565
697: Corns Great aches 1326828
698: Corpulence The wife of a prominent Judge was making arrangements 4326309
699: Corpulence An employee of a rolling mill 2326567
700: Corpulence A very stout old lady, bustling through the park 5326631
701: Corpulence A jolly steamboat captain with more 2326580
702: Corpulence A very large lady entered a street car 1326538
703: Corpulence To our Fat Friends: 1326365
704: Cosmopolitanism Secretary of State Lazansky refused to incorporate 4326898
705: Cost Of Living Did you punish our son for throwing 2326836
706: Cost Of Living Live within your income, 1326582
707: Cost Of Living You say your jewels were stolen 2326759
708: Cost Of Living A grouchy butcher, 3326692
709: Cost Of Living TOM - "My pa is very religious. 4326562
710: Couldn't Resist It Look here," began the youth, 6326233
711: Country Life BILTER (at servants' agency) 2326839
712: Country Life VISITOR - "You have a fine road leading from the station." 2326859
713: Courage AUNT ETHEL - "Well, Beatrice, 4326763
714: Courage He was the small son of a bishop, 3326846
715: Courage Courage, the highest gift, that scorns to bend 10326840
716: Courtesy The witness was obviously a rustic and quite new 4326748
717: Courtesy The mayor of a French town had, 1326343
718: Courtesy Mrs. Taft, at a diplomatic dinner, 4326515
719: Courtesy Justice Moody was once riding on the platform 6326834
720: Courts One day when old Thaddeus Stevens was practicing 3326267
721: Courts It's all right to fine me, 4326508
722: Courts A stranger came into an Augusta bank 11326639
723: Courtship Do you think a woman believes you 2326808
724: Courtship Augustus Fitzgibbons Moran 5326587
725: Courtship SPOONLEIGH - "Does your sister always look under the bed?" 2326325
726: Courtship There was a young man from the West, 5326727
727: Courtship I hope your father does not object 2326882
728: Courtship There was an old monk of Siberia, 5326548
729: Courtship It was scarcely half-past nine 5326519
730: Courtship What were you and Mr. Smith talking about 3326549
731: Courtship During a discussion of the fitness 2326715
732: Courtship A young woman who was about to wed 7326735
733: Courtship Uncle Nehemiah, the proprietor of a ramshackle 3326953
734: Courtship Jack and I have parted forever. 3327117
735: Courtship Here's to solitaire with a partner, 2326923
736: Cowardice The old farmer and his wife visited the menagerie. 5326338
737: Cowards Mrs. Hicks was telling some ladies 4326353
738: Cowards MRS. PECK - "Henry, what would you 3326554
739: Cowards Johnny hasn't been to school long, 10326711
740: Cowards A negro came running down the lane 3326576
741: Cows Little Willie, being a city boy, 8326537
742: Cows There was an old man who said, "How 5326258
743: Criticism FIRST MUSIC CRITIC - "I wasted a whole 3326707
744: Criticism As soon 6326546
745: Criticism It is much easier to be critical 1326538
746: Cruelty Why do you beat your little son? 2326479
747: Cucumbers Consider the ways of the little green cucumber, 1327039
748: Curfew A former resident of Marshall, Mo., 5327036
749: Curiosity The colored man, passing through the market, 3326460
750: Curiosity The Christmas church services were proceeding 4326560
751: Curiosity A one-armed man entered a restaurant 2326728
752: Cynic Professor (endeavoring to impress 2326218
753: Dachshunds A little boy was entertaining the minister 4327263
754: Damages The child came to his mother in tears. 4326826
755: Damages A Chicago lawyer tells of a visit he received 4328010
756: Damages A Chicago man who was a passenger 5328145
757: Damages Up in Minnesota Mr. Olsen had a cow 3327038
758: Dancing He was a remarkably stout gentleman, 2327253
759: Dancing George Bernard Shaw was recently entertained 3326991
760: Dancing On a journey through the South not long ago, 3327272
761: Dancing If they had danced the tango and the trot 4327236
762: Danger One foot in the grave, 1327146
763: Dead Certainty On Tuesday, a colored maid asked her mistress 3327099
764: Dead Men's Shoes hen a certain officer of the governor's staff died, 3327096
765: Deafness In the smoking-room of a theatre, between the acts, 11327353
766: Deafness An excellent old gentleman grew hard of hearing, 4326996
767: Debts A train traveling through the West 9326998
768: Debts WILLIS - "He calls himself a dynamo." 2327171
769: Debts Anticipated rents, and bills unpaid, 4327047
770: Debts I hold every man a 1327094
771: Declined With Thanks Farmer Brown was an old-fashioned farmer. 4326947
772: Dedication The visitor to the poet's wife expressed her surprise 2326893
773: Deer The deer's a mighty useful beast 4326933
774: Definition The schoolboy, after profound thought, 2327033
775: Degrees A young theologian named Fiddle 4327063
776: Degrees In Degradation Phil May, the artist, when once down on his luck in Australia, 4327245
777: Delay A woman in the mountains of Tennessee 2327162
778: Democracy Why are you so vexed, Irma? 2327125
779: Democratic Party HOSPITAL PHYSICIAN - "Which ward do you wish 2327310
780: Denied The Privilege The Child: "Mother! Did you buy 3326844
781: Dentistry Our young hopeful came running into the house. 3327049
782: Dentists The dentist is one who pulls 1327019
783: Dentists One day little Flora was taken to have 1326941
784: Dentists One said a tooth drawer was a kind 1326930
785: Description A popular soprano is said to have 1327050
786: Design, Decorative Harold watched his mother as she folded 4327332
787: Destination A Washington car conductor, 7327099
788: Destination Andrew Lang once invited a friend to dinner 2326921
789: Details Charles Frohman was talking to a Philadelphia 4327278
790: Detectives When Conan Doyle arrived for the first 5326863
791: Determination After the death of Andrew Jackson 8327047
792: Devil Some wasps built their nests during the week 2327312
793: Diagnosis An epileptic dropped in a fit on the streets 2327254
794: Diamonds The Professor: A diamond is the hardest 2327194
795: Did you hear Did you hear about the awful 3327114
796: Diet The young lady, who was something of a food fadist, 3327057
797: Diet Eat, drink, and be merry 1327251
798: Diet There was a young lady named Perkins, 5326926
799: Diet Mother," asked the little one, 1326856
800: Diet The doctor told him he needed carbohydrates, 6327001
801: Diet A Colonel, who used to assert 5326984
802: Diet To abstain that we may enjoy 1327019
803: Diet They are as sick that surfeit 1326559
804: Digestion In an English school, the examiner asked 5326400
805: Dilemmas A story that has done service in political campaigns 4326885
806: Dining A twelve course dinner 1326794
807: Dining That was the spirit of your uncle 2326884
808: Dining Chakey, Chakey," called the big sister 1327031
809: Dining There was a young lady of Cork, 5326441
810: Dining An anecdote about Dr. Randall Davidson, 2326670
811: Dining There was a young lady named Maud, 5326470
812: Dining Father's trip abroad did him so much good, 1326939
813: Dining Whistler, the artist, 2326437
814: Dining A macaroon, 12326703
815: Dining The small daughter of the house 4326346
816: Dining For a man seldom thinks with more 1327009
817: Diplomacy Now, let me see," the impecunious man 3327365
818: Diplomacy Ted had a habit of dropping in at the house next door 4327264
819: Diplomacy Sometimes the use of a diplomatic method defeats 2326852
820: Diplomacy The lady of uncertain age simpered at the gentleman 3326688
821: Diplomacy Diplomacy is shown inversely by the remark 5327483
822: Diplomacy WIFE - "Please match this piece of silk 3326507
823: Diplomacy Scripture tells us that a soft answer 4327158
824: Diplomacy Miss de Simpson, 2326444
825: Diplomacy I call'd the devil and he came, 8327573
826: Dirt We are more particular nowadays about cleanliness 2326897
827: Dirt The French aristocrats were not always 4326779
828: Discipline Jimmy found much to criticise in his small sister. 4326618
829: Discounts A train in Arizona was boarded by robbers, 2326664
830: Discretion The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman 4326491
831: Discretion When you can, 1326461
832: Discretion Miss Bizzy: "I am glad to hear 2326248
833: Disposition One eastern railroad has a regular 2326573
834: Distances A regiment of regulars was making a long, 10326561
835: Divorce The court was listening to the testimony 10326774
836: Divorce When a woman marries and then divorces 2326441
837: Doctors A victim of chronic bronchitis called on 5326692
838: Doctors A well-to-do colored man suffered a serious illness, 4326979
839: Doctors A member of the faculty in a London medical 4327160
840: Doctors The Chinaman expressed his gratitude to that mighty physician 2326738
841: Doctors The instructor in the Medical College exhibited a diagram. 5326668
842: Doctors The physician turned from the telephone to his wife: 4326199
843: Doctrine In a former generation, when elaborate doctrines 3326648
844: Documentary Evidence During the worst of the spy-scare period in London 2326542
845: Dog Goin' in that house over there? 6326655
846: Dogs The tramp was sitting with his back to a hedge 4326713
847: Dogs Many a great man has been given credit 2326860
848: Dogs The fox terrier regarded with curious interest 5326526
849: Dogs During the siege of Paris in the Franco-German war, 2326569
850: Dogs The young clergyman during a parochial call 5326365
851: Dogs The meditative Hollander delivered a monologue to his dog: 3326351
852: Dogs Some persons are born to have honor thrust upon them, 3326565
853: Dogs LADY (to tramp who had been commissioned 2326837
854: Dogs A family moved from the city to a suburban locality 2326868
855: Dogs Dogs is mighty useful beasts 5326924
856: Dogs My dog took first prize at the cat show. 3326332
857: Dogs FAIR VISITOR - "Why are you giving Fido's teeth 2326880
858: Dogs Do you know that that bulldog of yours 3327072
859: Dogs Fleshy Miss Muffet 6326683
860: Dogs William J. Stevens, for several years 4326397
861: Dogs One would have it that a collie is the most 4326602
862: Dogs The more one sees 1327098
863: Domestic Finance Talk about Napoleon! 3327007
864: Domestic Finance A Lakewood woman was recently reading 10326587
865: Domestic Finance I am sending you a thousand kisses, 1327103
866: Domestic Quarrels After a trip abroad, a lady inquired of her colored washerwoman: 9326822
867: Domestic Quarrels The newly married pair quarreled seriously, 6326491
868: Domestic Quarrels The good wife, after she and her husband 3326512
869: Domestic Relations There was a young man of Dunbar, 5326663
870: Doubt Small Jimmie discussed with his chief 2326987
871: Doubt Ability to look on two sides of a question 326802
872: Drama The new play was a failure. 2326512
873: Drama The average modern play calls 1326726
874: Drama The young man in the third row 4326425
875: Drama LARRY - "I like Professor Whatishisname 2326702
876: Drama I think I love and reverence all arts equally, 1326971
877: Drama Two women were leaving the theater after a performance 2326402
878: Dramatic Criticism Theodore Dreiser, the novelist, 4326776
879: Dramatic Criticism Nat Goodwin, the American comedian, 4327008
880: Dramatists I hear Scribbler finally got one of his plays on the boards. 2327043
881: Dramatists So you think the author of this play will live, 2326338
882: Dramatists We all know the troubles of a dramatist 3327039
883: Dreams The group of dwellers at the seaside 3326433
884: Dress Oh, have you heard? Mrs. Blaunt 2327089
885: Dress The son of the house had been reading of an escaped lunatic. 5326852
886: Dressmakers WIFE - "Wretch! Show me that letter." 4326559
887: Drew Blank The MacTavish was not a mean man. 8326205
888: Drink It was nine o'clock in the morning, 7326338
889: Drink The very convivial gentleman left his club happy, 2326479
890: Drink The highly inebriated individual halted before 2326645
891: Drink The proprietor of the general store at the cross-roads 9326370
892: Drink Two Southern gentlemen, who were of very convivial habits, 4326580
893: Drink The old toper was asked if he had ever met 2326396
894: Drink A farmer, who indulged in sprees, 2326580
895: Drink A mouse chanced on a pool of whiskey 2327059
896: Drink The owner of a hunting lodge in Scotland 4326759
897: Drink The old farmer was driving home from town, 2326659
898: Drink Mrs. Smith addressed her neighbor, 4326633
899: Drink In the days before prohibition, 5326475
900: Drink When the Kentucky colonel was in the North, 2326471
901: Drink The Irish gentleman encountered the lady 3326676
902: Drinking He who goes to bed, and goes to bed sober, 4326888
903: Drinking I drink when I have occasion, 2326973
904: Drinking The Frenchman loves his native wine; 8326646
905: Drinking A young Englishman came to Washington 6326614
906: Drinking If you are invited to drink at any man's house 1326382
907: Drinking There is many a cup 1326536
908: Drinking One swallow doesn't make a summer 1326707
909: Drinking DOCTOR (feeling Sandy's pulse in bed) 2327045
910: Drinking Here's to the girls of the American shore, 4326542
911: Drinking A well-known Scottish architect 3327104
912: Drinking When President Eliot of Harvard 3326753
913: Drinking WIFE (on auto tour) 2326450
914: Drinking A priest went to a barber shop conducted 1326787
915: Drinking Ex-congressman Asher G. Caruth, 5326783
916: Drive Through ATM Procedures. A new sign in the bank lobby says: 42330255
917: Droughts Governor Glasscock of West Virginia, 3326850
918: Drugged The police physician was called to examine 4326530
919: Drunkards Sing a song of sick gents, 4326473
920: Drunkards Two booze-fiends were ambling homeward 3326592
921: Drunkards Where's old Four-Fingered Pete? 2326972
922: Drunkards The Irish talent for repartee 1326549
923: Drunkards The colonel came down to breakfast 3326646
924: Drunkards MAGISTRATE - "And what was the prisoner doing?" 4327039
925: Drunkards A Scotch minister and his servant, 5326921
926: Drunkards A man in a very deep state of intoxication 3326818
927: Drunkards A pompous little man with gold-rimmed 3326796
928: Drunkards A noisy bunch tacked out of their club 6326788
929: Drunkards That clever and brilliant genius, 5327158
930: Drunkards On a pleasant Sunday afternoon an old German 4327018
931: Drunkards William R. Hearst, who never touches liquor, 8326593
932: Drunkards What is a drunken man like, Fool? 2327259
933: Drunkards My good man, you had better 2326857
934: Du Barry The two flappers at the Strand 2326281
935: Duck's Disease Three women die together in an accident 13330112
936: During The Quarrel He: "But if you will allow me to- 2326766
937: During Vacation The Summer Girl: "It pains me to be 2326327
938: Duty The traveler was indignant at the slow speed 3326721
939: Dyspepsia Ah," she sighed "for many years 3326555
940: Easy Living The Southerner in the North, 2327099
941: Echoes An American and a Scotsman were walking 3326966
942: Economy One Japanese bragged to another that he made 3327045
943: Economy Wife:--"Women are not extravagant 2327175
944: Economy An economist is usually a man 1327060
945: Economy Economy is going without 1327147
946: Economy Economy is a way of spending 1327181
947: Economy Ther's lots o' difference between 2327328
948: Economy Young Husband: "I see that sugar 2327075
949: Economy Best Man (seeing couple off on honeymoon): 1327009
950: Economy Hostess (to small guest, who is casting 2327001
951: Economy Mr. Househunter: "I don't care for those flats 2326789
952: Editors Recipe for an editor: 5326976
953: Editors The city editor of a great New York daily 8326949
954: Education Along in the sixties Pat Casey 3327093
955: Education A catalog of farming implements sent out 3328223
956: Efficiency In these days of difficulty in securing domestic servants, 13327264
957: Efficiency The undertaker regarded the deceased in the coffin 6326901
958: Efficiency An engineer, who was engaged on railroad construction 6327080
959: Efficiency An American motorist went to Germany 3326911
960: Efficiency A curious little man sat next an elderly, 3326983
961: Eggs The farmer decided to give special attention 3326914
962: Egotism The pessimist spoke mournfully to his friend: 5327028
963: Egotism In the Chicago schools a boy refused to sew, 3327190
964: Egotism John D. Rockefeller tells this story on himself: 9334503
965: Egotism The late Marshall Field had a very small 5328048
966: Egotism Here's to the man who is wisest and best, 4327708
967: Elections In St. Louis there is one ward that is full 4327638
968: Elections WILLIS - "What's the election today for? 2327903
969: Elections One year, when the youngsters of a certain 4327834
970: Elections I consider biennial elections as a security 1327969
971: Electricity In school a boy was asked this question 2327945
972: Elephant A circus man was scouring the countryside 2329348
973: Elopement Some months after the elopement, 3327238
974: Embarrassing Situations A young gentleman was spending the week-end 3327888
975: Embarrassing Situations The late Charles Coghlan was a man of great wit 5327908
976: Embarrassing Situations The evening callers were chatting gaily 3327879
977: Embarrassing Situations I was in an awkward predicament yesterday morning, 5327614
978: Embarrassing Situations Your husband will be all right now, 5327764
979: Employers And Employees You want more money? Why, my boy, 2328540
980: Employers And Employees EARNEST YOUNG MAN - "Have you any advice 4327830
981: Employers And Employees General Benjamin F. Butler built a house 7327821
982: Employers And Employees W.J. ("Fingy") Conners, the New York politician, 6327971
983: Employers And Employees Outside his own cleverness there is nothing 4327737
984: Employers And Employees CHIEF CLERK (to office boy) 2327900
985: Employers And Employees James J. Hill, the Railway King, 5327974
986: Encouraging He: "My train goes in fifteen minutes. 2327000
987: Enemies An old man who had led a sinful 4327609
988: Enemies It is better to decide a difference between enemies 1327708
989: Enemies The world is large when its weary leagues 4327810
990: Enfranchisement Of Woman First Voter: "So Mr. Jones has been elected. 2326849
991: Engagement He proposed to me last night, 3327025
992: English Language A popular hotel in Rome has a sign 1327440
993: English Language The class at Heidelberg was studying English conjugations, 4327200
994: English Language Language is the expression of ideas, 1327510
995: Englishmen Nat Goodwill was at the club with an English friend 5327603
996: Enough The darky's clothes were in the last stages 4326507
997: Enthusiasm Theodore Watts, says Charles Rowley in his book 327196
998: Epitaph In an Irish cemetery stands a handsome monument 2326398
999: Epitaphs LITTLE CLARENCE - "Pa!" 5327742
1000: Epitaphs The widower had just taken his fourth wife 4327245
1001: Epitaphs A man wished to have something original 1327568
1002: Epitaphs In a cemetery at Middlebury, Vt., 1327055
1003: Epitaphs An epitaph in an old Moravian cemetery reads thus: 9327313
1004: Epitaphs I expected it, 1327734
1005: Epitaphs After Life's scarlet fever 2327420
1006: Epitaphs Here lies the body of Sarah Sexton, 3327159
1007: Epitaphs As a general thing, 1327497
1008: Epitaphs Maria Brown, 5327444
1009: Epitaphs Here lies the body of Enoch Holden, 1327091
1010: Epitaphs A bereaved husband feeling his loss very keenly 5329287
1011: Epitaphs Here lies Bernard Lightfoot, 3327234
1012: Epitaphs I thought it mushroom when I found 4326932
1013: Epitaphs On the tombstone of a Mr. Box appears this inscription: 4327642
1014: Epitaphs Nobles and heralds by your leave, 5327586
1015: Epitaphs Kind reader! take your choice to cry or laugh; 5327498
1016: Epitaphs I conceive disgust at these impertinent 1327696
1017: Epithets John Fiske, the historian, 6327542
1018: Epithets See that man over there. He is a bombastic mutt, 4327423
1019: Equality As one of the White Star steamships 4327348
1020: Ermine Said an envious, erudite ermine: 5327598
1021: Escapes There was once a chap who went skating too early 7327196
1022: Ethics My ethical state, 6330722
1023: Etiquet A Boston girl the other day said to a southern 5329696
1024: Etiquet A little girl on the train to Pittsburgh 2327332
1025: Etiquet LITTLE BROTHER - "What's etiquet?" 2327365
1026: Etiquet A Lady there was of Antigua, 5327571
1027: Etiquet They were at dinner and the dainties were on the table. 8326873
1028: Etiquet TOMMY'S AUNT - "Won't you have another piece of cake, 4326963
1029: Etiquet There was a young man so benighted, 5326799
1030: European War OFFICER (as Private Atkins worms his way toward the enemy) 2327318
1031: European War You can tell an Englishman nowadays 3327214
1032: European War LITTLE GIRL (who has been sitting very still with a seraphic expression) 3327516
1033: European War From a sailor's letter to his wife: 2326771
1034: European War Two country darkies listened, 3326762
1035: Evidence The prisoner, a darky, explained how it came about 2326587
1036: Evidence The smug satisfaction of the rustic in his clear 3326855
1037: Evidence Shall I leave the hall light burning, 2327063
1038: Evidence From a crowd of rah-rah college boys celebrating 6326973
1039: Evidence Maud Muller, on a summer night, 8327384
1040: Evidence One day a hostess asked a well known Parisian judge: 2326953
1041: Examinations An instructor in a church school 3327235
1042: Examinations A member of the faculty of the University of Wisconsin 2327442
1043: Examinations The following selection of mistakes 35327112
1044: Exams During the period after the university examinations, 2326737
1045: Exclusiveness One of the New York churches is notorious 4326389
1046: Excuses The children had been reminded that they 1326966
1047: Excuses O. Henry always retained the whimsical 3327776
1048: Excuses Strolling along the boardwalk at Atlantic City, 3327363
1049: Excuses A captain, inspecting his company 5329365
1050: Excuses Is that you, dear? 2326739
1051: Excuses What is the matter, dearest? 4326787
1052: Excuses A poor casual laborer, 2327271
1053: Excuses Cephas is a darky come up from Maryland 4327216
1054: Excuses GRANDMA - "Johnny, I have discovered 2327500
1055: Excuses Mr. X was a prominent member of the B.P.O.E. 1326459
1056: Excuses And oftentimes excusing of a fault 5327183
1057: Expectancy An Irishman on a scaffolding four stories high 8327095
1058: Expense Account The woman wrote a reference for her discharged cook as follows: 4326405
1059: Expensive Second-story Worker: "Hullo, Bill, 2326965
1060: Experience The baby pulled brother's hair until he yelled 5326627
1061: Experts There was a chicken-stealing case before the court. 2326855
1062: Explicitness On her return home after an absence 3326730
1063: Exposure TRAMP - "Lady, I'm dying from exposure." 2326565
1064: Extravagance A rich and listless lady patron examined 4327136
1065: Extravagance There was a young girl named O'Neill, 5326817
1066: Extravagance Everybody knew that John Polkinhorn 2327566
1067: Extravagance The editor of my paper, 4326601
1068: Extravagance An Irish soldier was recently given 11327243
1069: Facts The burly man spoke lucidly to his gangling adversary: 4326975
1070: Failure Little Ikey came up to his father 2327549
1071: Faith Faith is that quality which leads 1327336
1072: Faith What is faith, Johnny? 2327598
1073: Faith Faith is believing 1327453
1074: Faith As I understand it, Doctor, 6327292
1075: Faith Mother had been having considerable argument 1327135
1076: Faith Faith is a fine invention 4327426
1077: Faithfulness A wizened little Irishman applied 3327305
1078: Fame Fame is the feeling that you are 1327549
1079: Fame Many a man thinks he has become 1327504
1080: Fame Were not this desire of fame 1327467
1081: Familiarity, Etc. I'm so glad to see you. 2326969
1082: Families Yes, sir, our household represents 1327136
1083: Families Mrs. O'Flarity is a scrub lady, 4327035
1084: Families A man descended from an excursion 4327357
1085: Family Why do you object to children 2326645
1086: Family Tree You don't mean to say it cost you 2326891
1087: Farewells Happy are we met, Happy have we been, 2327203
1088: Farewells A dear old citizen went to the cars 3327222
1089: Farewells I am going to make my farewell 4327291
1090: Farewells Farewell! 3327039
1091: Fashion After years of endeavor in poverty, 3326857
1092: Fashion 5326579
1093: Fashion There are two kinds of women: 1327306
1094: Fashion There had been a dressmaker in the house 2327092
1095: Fashion Nothing is thought rare 4327681
1096: Fashion As good be out of the World 1327429
1097: Fashion I think, Lucille, I'll take one 1326658
1098: Fashion Sailor Bill: "These New York gals 2327075
1099: Fate Fate hit me very hard one day. 8327466
1100: Fate So in the Libyan fable it is told 5326722
1101: Fathers A director of one of the great transcontinental 4327358
1102: Faults Women's faults are many, 4327395
1103: Favors At the village store, the young farmer complained bitterly. 2327020
1104: Feet BIG MAN (with a grouch) 2327165
1105: Femininity Julia: "Fanny married a very wealthy man, 2326962
1106: Fighting The boy hurried home to his father with an announcement: 6326967
1107: Fighting Who gave ye th' black eye, 2327398
1108: Fighting There! You have a black eye, 2326969
1109: Fighting Two of the leading attorneys of Memphis, 4326737
1110: Fighting An Irishman boasted that he could 1327094
1111: Fighting Dose Irish make me sick, 1326906
1112: Fighting VILLAGE GROCER - "What are you running for, sonny?" 4327246
1113: Fighting An aged, gray-haired and very wrinkled old woman, 2327469
1114: Fighting Do you mean to say such a physical 2327497
1115: Fighting A pessimistic young man dining alone 1327444
1116: Fighting There never was a good 1327038
1117: Fighting The master-secret in fighting 1327468
1118: Film Fever Nurse: "You were very naughty 2327304
1119: Finance A very black little girl made her way 2326625
1120: Finance The successful financier snorted contemptuously. 5326606
1121: Finance The eminent financier was discoursing. 5326786
1122: Finance The eminent banker explained just how he started in business: 2326433
1123: Finance Willie had a savings bank; 12326640
1124: Finance HICKS - "I've got to borrow $200 somewhere." 4326729
1125: Finance It is said J. P. Morgan could raise 1326392
1126: Finance To modernize an old prophecy, 1326627
1127: Finance An old artisan who prided himself 3326786
1128: Financiers My pa, he's a financier, 2326472
1129: Finger-Bowls MISTRESS (to new servant) 2326479
1130: Finished But why don't you think 2326584
1131: Fire Departments Clang, clatter, bang! 5327113
1132: Fire Departments Two Irishmen fresh from Ireland had 2326538
1133: Fire Escapes Fire escape: A steel stairway 1327107
1134: Fires Ikey, I hear you had 2326592
1135: First Aid In Illness And Injury The father of the family hurried 3326277
1136: First Aid In Illness And Injury NURSE GIRL - "Oh, ma'am, 2326959
1137: First Aid In Illness And Injury SURGEON AT NEW YORK HOSPITAL - 2326653
1138: First Aid In Illness And Injury A prominent physician was recently 5326614
1139: First Day On The New Job A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask 5329944
1140: Fish A man went into a restaurant recently 2326951
1141: Fish Little Elizabeth and her mother 4326775
1142: Fishermen At the birth of President Cleveland's 1326780
1143: Fishermen Doin' any good? 8326754
1144: Fishermen A young lady who had returned from 3326712
1145: Fishermen Smith the other day went fishing. 7326420
1146: Fishermen You'll be a man like one of us some day, 2327318
1147: Fishermen The more worthless a man 1326529
1148: Fishermen As no man is born an artist, 1326745
1149: Fishing The congressman from California was telling 6326811
1150: Fishing A man was telling some friends 5327150
1151: Fishing I got a bite - I got a bite! 1326763
1152: Fishing The late Justice Brewer 4326204
1153: Fishing Lo, Jim! Fishin'? 2326600
1154: Fishing We may say of angling as Dr. Boteler 1327053
1155: Fishy Record First Stenog. (reading): 326836
1156: Fishy Record A group of tourists were looking 2326472
1157: Fishy Record Lay down, pup. 2326541
1158: Flats Hello, Tom, old man, got your new flat 2326372
1159: Flats She hadn't told her mother yet 3326920
1160: Flattery An eminent statesman was being driven rapidly 4326601
1161: Flattery With a sigh she laid down the magazine 3326522
1162: Flattery MAGISTRATE (about to commit for trial) 2326598
1163: Flattery OLD MAID - "But why should a great 2327826
1164: Flattery William - - was said to be the ugliest, 3326636
1165: Flattery You seem to be an able-bodied man. 3326816
1166: Flattery O, that men's ears should be 2326970
1167: Fleas The debutante was alarmed over the prospect 4326540
1168: Flirtation The gentleman at the party, 3326464
1169: Flirtation It sometimes takes a girl 1326690
1170: Flirtation There's a belief that summer girls 2326628
1171: Flirtation A teacher in one of the primary grades 4326605
1172: Flood The breakfaster in the cheap restaurant tried 6326391
1173: Flowers Gilbert wrote a couplet concerning 5327050
1174: Flowers Lulu was watching her mother working 1326587
1175: Fog The old gentleman was lost in a London fog, 4326376
1176: Follies A wise old Quaker woman once said 1326968
1177: Food The Arctic explorer at a reception 5326415
1178: Food The young mother asked the man 2326315
1179: Food A man went into a southern restaurant 2326718
1180: Food One day a pastor was calling upon 2326406
1181: Food A girl reading in a paper that fish 4326311
1182: Food A hungry customer seated himself 9326379
1183: Football His SISTER - "His nose seems broken." 3326356
1184: Fords A boy stood with one foot on the sidewalk 1329039
1185: Fords A farmer noticing a man in automobile 2326905
1186: Forecasting A lady in a southern town was approached 5326589
1187: Forehandedness The highly efficient housewife 1326509
1188: Foresight The master directed that the picture 3326827
1189: Foresight They tell me you're working 'ard night an' day, 4326350
1190: Foresight Mike, I wish I knew where I was goin' to die. 3326385
1191: Foresight There once was a pious young priest, 5326392
1192: Forgetfulness The foreman of a Southern mill, 6326506
1193: Forgetfulness Two men met on the city street in the evening, 6327049
1194: Forgetfulness The clergyman drew near to the baptismal font, 2327044
1195: Form The traveler wrote an indignant letter 2326643
1196: Form A worker in the steel mills applied direct 4326896
1197: Fortune Hunters HER FATHER - "So my daughter has consented 6326555
1198: Fortune Hunters The London consul of a continental kingdom 4326658
1199: Fortune Hunters I would die for you, 2326239
1200: Fortune Hunters HE - "I'd like to meet Miss Bond." 4327011
1201: Fortune Hunters MAUDE - "I've just heard of a case 2326992
1202: Fortune Hunters "Yes," said the old man to his young visitor, 2326750
1203: Fountain Pens Fust time you've ever milked a cow, 2326588
1204: Fountain Pens Percy" asks if we know anything which 2327003
1205: Fourth Of July You are in favor of a safe and sane Fourth of July? 2327093
1206: Fourth Of July One Fourth of July night in London, 3326328
1207: Franklin Franklin's education was 1326524
1208: Fraud The hired man on a New England farm went 2326928
1209: Free Thought TOMMY - "Pop, what is a freethinker? 2326872
1210: French An American tourist in France found 3326327
1211: French Language I understand you speak French like a native. 2326621
1212: French Language In Paris last summer a southern girl 1326774
1213: Friends The Lord gives our 2326361
1214: Friends Father. 5326734
1215: Friends Here's champagne to our real friends. 2326470
1216: Friends It's better to make friends 2326675
1217: Friends Some friends are 2326458
1218: Friends, Society Of A visitor to Philadelphia, 1326795
1219: Friendship The kindly lady accosted the little boy on the beach, 4326414
1220: Friendship The clergyman on his vacation wrote a long letter 3326558
1221: Friendship Friendly may we part 1326602
1222: Friendship There's fellowship 3327205
1223: Friendship May we all travel through 1326774
1224: Friendship Here's to the four hinges of Friendship 6326758
1225: Friendship The trouble with having 1329232
1226: Friendship Brown volunteered to lend me money. 3326774
1227: Friendship I let my house furnished, 2326886
1228: Friendship Hoo is it, Jeemes, that you mak' 2326284
1229: Friendship The conductor of a western freight train 7326187
1230: Friendship If a man does not make new acquaintances, 1326869
1231: Friendship They say, and I am glad they say, 8326879
1232: From The Heart The Wife: "I have not been able 2326486
1233: From The Heart The Reporter: "I beg pardon, 3326485
1234: Front Lady: Well, what do you want? 4326866
1235: Fun Fun is like life insurance, 1326522
1236: Funerals There was an old man in a hearse, 5326400
1237: Furniture GUEST - "That's a beautiful rug. 2327062
1238: Fussiness The traveler in the Blue Ridge Mountains 2326632
1239: Future Life A certain young man's friends thought 4329463
1240: Future Life FATHER (impressively) 2327751
1241: Future Life Look here, now, Harold, 2326313
1242: Future Life On a voyage across the ocean an Irishman 2327175
1243: Future Life An Irishman told a man that he had 1326760
1244: Future Life When P.T. Barnum was at the head 2326316
1245: Future Life Archbishop Ryan once attended a dinner 3326610
1246: Gardening Th' only time some fellers ever 1327293
1247: Gardening I am going to start a garden, 2326976
1248: Gas Stoves A Georgia woman who moved to Philadelphia 3326974
1249: Gender It is quite possible to trap clergymen, 3327167
1250: Generosity This is a foine country, Bridget! 1329916
1251: Generosity At one of these reunions of the Blue and the Gray 4327901
1252: Generosity At dinner one day, 1326920
1253: Generosity A little newsboy with a cigarette 6327268
1254: Generosity Little Ralph belonged to a family of five. 6327530
1255: Generosity She was making the usual female search 3327497
1256: Gentleman There has been much controversy for years 3326961
1257: Gentlemen Sadie, what is a gentleman? 327725
1258: Gentlemen Two characters in Jeffery Farnol's 3327046
1259: Geography The airman, after many hours of thick weather, 2327137
1260: George Washington A Barnegat schoolma'am had been telling 4329366
1261: George Washington A Barnegat schoolma'am had been telling 4328092
1262: George Washington A Scotsman visiting America 3326969
1263: Germans The poet Heine and Baron James Rothschild 2326653
1264: Getting Back Customer to Palmist: "Five dollars fee? 1326693
1265: Getting Back Betty: "Mummy, does God 2326843
1266: Getting Even Mrs. Lynks: "Jack, I have made up 2326966
1267: Getting On Old Gentleman: "Well, children! 2327081
1268: Getting Reckless She: "I'm surprised at Jane's 2326713
1269: Getting Reckless I shall never find anyone else like you. 2327260
1270: Ghosts There was a haunted house down South 6327063
1271: Ghosts I confess, that the subject of psychical research 9327128
1272: Gifts When Lawrence Barrett's daughter 8326799
1273: Gifts A church house in a certain rural district 3329408
1274: Gifts He gives twice who gives quickly 1327443
1275: Gifts Presents," I often say, 1326688
1276: Gifts In giving, a man receives more 1327238
1277: Girls Father: "Well, son, you certainly made 2327227
1278: Gluttony A clergyman was quite ill as a result 3327090
1279: Gluttony There was a young person named Ned, 5326719
1280: God The little boy was found by his mother 4326997
1281: God's Will The clergyman was calling, when the youthful son 4327119
1282: Going Further Flora: "I think that Maud has been 2326923
1283: Golf The eminent English Statesman Arbuthnot-Joyce 6327272
1284: Golf Two Scotchmen met and exchanged 6330537
1285: Golf GOLFER (unsteadied by Christmas luncheon) 2327103
1286: Golf Doctor William S. Rainsford is an inveterate golf player. 2326890
1287: Golf SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER - "Willie, 2326865
1288: Golf The game of golf, as every humorist knows, 7327740
1289: Golf When Mark Twain came to Washington 3326929
1290: Golf An astronomer was entertaining a Scotch friend. 2326723
1291: Golfers and Skydivers What is the difference between a golfer 3331119
1292: Good Ecomony A study found that the average Australian 1328913
1293: Good Fellowship A glass is good, a lass is good, 4326906
1294: Good Fellowship May good humor preside when good fellows meet, 2327261
1295: Good Fellowship Here's to us that are here, 1327170
1296: Good Fellowship Here's to all the world, 2326456
1297: Good Or Bad Turn? Did your late employer give you a reference 4329616
1298: Good Or Bad Turn? Did your late employer give you 4326955
1299: Gossip A gossip is a person 2326552
1300: Gossip However did you reconcile Adele and Mary? 2326766
1301: Gossip The seven-year-old daughter of a prominent 5326447
1302: Gossip Get a gossip wound up 1326693
1303: Gossip Papa, mamma says that one-half 2326735
1304: Gossip It is only national history that 1326197
1305: Gossip You're a terrible scandal-monger, 3327096
1306: Gossip What," asked the Sunday-school teacher, 4326151
1307: Gossip MAUD - "That story you told 2327285
1308: Gossip SON - "Why do people say 'Dame Gossip'? 2326800
1309: Gossip I cannot tell how the truth may be; 2326827
1310: Gossip Never tell evil of a man, 1326615
1311: Government Ownership Don't you think the coal-mines 2326512
1312: Governors The governor of a western state was dining 6326592
1313: Grace The son and heir had just been confirmed. 3326652
1314: Grace The new clergyman in the country parish, 2326647
1315: Graft What is meant by graft? 2326261
1316: Graft LADY - "I guess you're gettin' 3326750
1317: Graft Every man has his price, 1326708
1318: Graft The Democrats had a clear working majority in 4326579
1319: Graft A well-known New York contractor 3326508
1320: Grammar The passing lady mistakenly supposed 4326561
1321: Grammar The teacher asked the little girl 6326612
1322: Grammar The witness, in answer to the lawyer's question, 4326459
1323: Grass The auctioneer, offering the pasture 2326524
1324: Gratitude After O'Connell had obtained the acquittal 1327375
1325: Gratitude Some people are never satisfied. 2326667
1326: Gratitude It was a very hot day and a picnic 4326832
1327: Gratitude Miss PASSAY - "You have saved my life, 2326471
1328: Great Britain One of the stories told by Mr. Spencer Leigh Hughes 5326326
1329: Great Britain There is a lad in Boston, 2326745
1330: Greed An eminent doctor successfully attended 7326964
1331: Grief At the wake, the bereaved husband displayed 3327641
1332: Grief The old woman in indigent circumstances 2326596
1333: Grief Jim, who worked in a garage, 3326783
1334: Guarantees TRAVELER (on an English train) 4326426
1335: Guests Look here, Dinah," said Binks, 2326666
1336: Guests Here's a health to thee and thine 7326758
1337: Guilty Sister: "Hubby received an anonymous 3326660
1338: Habit It is a matter of common knowledge 1326812
1339: Habit It was the bridegroom's third matrimonial 3326946
1340: Habit Among the new class which came 4326953
1341: Habit In reward of faithful political service 7326953
1342: Habit We had a fine sunrise this morning, 2327336
1343: Habit A traveling man who was a cigarette smoker 7327155
1344: Habit Habit with him was all the test of truth; 2327420
1345: Hair The school girl from Avenue A, 2327220
1346: Hair The City Nephew: "I'm glad to see Aunt Hetty 2326800
1347: Half A Duck Deep Coming to a river with which he was unfamiliar, 4327064
1348: Half And Half Mrs. Murphy is very fat, 3326708
1349: Happiness Lord Tankerville, in New York, 10327423
1350: Happiness Mankind are always happier 1327360
1351: Hard To Please The rather ferocious-appearing husband 5326948
1352: Harnessing The story is told of two Trenton men 6327304
1353: Harvard University Well, I'll tell you this, 2327227
1354: Hash George," said the Titian-haired school marm, 2327162
1355: Haste The colored man was condemned to be hanged, 2327126
1356: Haste The ferry-dock was crowded with weary 2326954
1357: He Had Heard Of Them It was company field training. 2326942
1358: He Knew Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited to a friend's 4328249
1359: He Knew She: "I never saw a married couple 2326701
1360: He Knew Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited 4326860
1361: He Takes Your Time The chief objection we have 1326859
1362: He Was Wrong Prison Visitor: "Am I right in presuming 2326846
1363: Health Resorts Where've you been, Murray? 6326980
1364: Hearing The Ladies' Aid ladies were talking 7326800
1365: Hearsay The convicted feudist was working for a pardon. 2327426
1366: Heaven The clergyman in the following story 4327037
1367: Heaven Tom," said an Indiana youngster 4326946
1368: Heirlooms HE (wondering if his rival has been accepted) 2326676
1369: Heirlooms My grandfather was a captain of industry. 3327208
1370: Help The farmer found his new hired man 3327056
1371: Help A savage old boar got into a garden, 2327231
1372: Help Mary," said the mistress, 2326821
1373: Helpful Pa! He: Do you think your father 2327217
1374: Helpfulness Many a mayor is a friend to the people 8327334
1375: Hen The customer asked for fresh eggs, 5326950
1376: Her Match What's an echo, pa?" 2328963
1377: Her Match Tommy: "What's an echo, pa?" 326877
1378: Her Soft Answer They had had their usual altercation 3326652
1379: Her Views Mrs. de Vere: "I suppose now 1326898
1380: Her Views Mrs. Profiteer: "No, we ain't 1326898
1381: Hereafter This is the dialogue between a little girl 4327064
1382: Hereafter Little Alice questioned her mother 4327816
1383: Heredity The woman, who had a turn-up nose 4326837
1384: Heredity Papa, what does hereditary mean? 3327646
1385: Heredity William had just returned from college, 4326826
1386: Heredity There seems to be a strange affinity between 2327572
1387: Heredity So you have adopted a baby to raise? 2326999
1388: Heredity Do you really believe 2326891
1389: Heroes THE PASSER-BY - "You took a great risk 2326558
1390: Heroes MR. HENPECK - "Are you the man who 3326266
1391: Heroes Each man is a hero 1326897
1392: High Prices Two men were talking together 4326474
1393: Hindsight Mike, the hod-carrier, 4326696
1394: Hindsight A rustic visitor to the city made a desperate run 2326903
1395: Hinting A Kansas editor hit on the following 2326880
1396: Hinting Little James, while at a neighbor's, 3326655
1397: His Difficulty Real Estate Agent: "This tobacco plantation is a bargain. 2326819
1398: His Little Mistake A certain country vicar who used 6328058
1399: His Reputation Waitress: "He ain't no good, 1326814
1400: His Sphere His versatility is something extraordinary. 3326592
1401: His Sphere Poetic Bridegroom: "I could sit here forever, 2326799
1402: History The faculty were arranging the order 4326482
1403: History Down in Virginia, near Yorktown, 2326510
1404: Hobnails Sam, on board the transport, 1326683
1405: Hogs The professor and his wife were doubtful 2326317
1406: Holding His Own The farmer, after seven years 2326417
1407: Home Home is a place where you 1326584
1408: Home Who hath not met with home-made bread, 7326204
1409: Home Brew The young man had offered his heart 5326658
1410: Home Life Wife: "George, is that you?" 2326227
1411: Homesickness One of our volunteers in the late war 5326809
1412: Homesteads Malachi," said a prospective homesteader 2326946
1413: Honesty He's an honest young man 326797
1414: Honesty VISITOR - "And you always did your 2327920
1415: Honesty Ex-District Attorney Jerome, 1326789
1416: Honesty How is it, Mr. Brown, 3326760
1417: Honesty The stranger laid down four aces and scooped in the pot. 2326273
1418: Honesty A dumpy little woman with solemn eyes, 7326550
1419: Honeymoon The newly married pair were stopping 5326687
1420: Honor In the smoking compartment of a Pullman, 5326498
1421: Honor Titles of honour add not to his worth, 2326198
1422: Honorable Intentions A certain man notorious for his slowness 4327785
1423: Hope FRED - "My dear Dora, 2326223
1424: Hope Springs Eternal Oldest Inhabitant: "I never expected to live 1326923
1425: Hope Springs Eternal That's Betty Grant's new maid. 3326838
1426: Hope Springs Eternal Father: "Don't know the French for cat, 2326838
1427: Hope Springs Eternal Betty (after flash of lightning) 1326916
1428: Hope Springs Eternal Employer: "John, I wish you wouldn't 2326893
1429: Hope Springs Eternal Mistress: "Oh, Jane, 2326400
1430: Hope Springs Eternal Little Girl (in foreground): 1326594
1431: Hope Springs Eternal Mistress: "I hope you're doing 2326539
1432: Hope Springs Eternal Raw Hand at sea for first time 3329112
1433: Hope Springs Eternal Can you play bridge to-night? 4326889
1434: Hope Springs Eternal Master: "But, Jenkins, the name 2326340
1435: Hope Springs Eternal Successful Poultry Farmer: 2326208
1436: Hope Springs Eternal Small Boy (who has been promised 1326538
1437: Hope Springs Eternal Mother: "Oh, Mary, why do 2326915
1438: Hope Springs Eternal Mother (to child who has been naughty): 2326849
1439: Horses A city man, visiting a small country town, 2326900
1440: Horses A traveler in Indiana noticed that a farmer 5326493
1441: Horses A German farmer was in search of a horse. 4326651
1442: Horses There's a grocer who is notorious 6326424
1443: Horses Before Abraham Lincoln became President 3326587
1444: Hospital Little Mary, who had fallen ill, 3326997
1445: Hospitality The good wife apologized to her unexpected guests 4326411
1446: Hospitality Night was approaching and it was raining hard. 6327047
1447: Hospitality The old friends had had three days together. 3326278
1448: Hospitality A youngster of three was enjoying a story 3330781
1449: Hosts I thank you for your welcome 2326411
1450: Hosts Here's to the host and the hostess, 4326255
1451: Hotels In a Montana hotel there is a notice 1326278
1452: How He Did It First Theatrical Manager: "Do you have any trouble 2326590
1453: How It Happened What! You don't mean to tell 2326483
1454: How the Well-Dressed Lawyer Lost His Expensive Shoes One day an extremely well-dressed and 73329762
1455: Huh Huh! Yuh talks 'bout sassiety 2326333
1456: Humbug Two boys once thought to play a trick 7326637
1457: Humidity The little boy had been warned repeatedly 4327055
1458: Humility The slow suitor asked: 3326785
1459: Hunger That woman never turns away a hungry man. 3327363
1460: Hunger A man was telling about an exciting experience in Russia. 3327050
1461: Hunting An amateur sportsman spent the day 7326836
1462: Hunting A gentleman from London was invited to go for 5326901
1463: Husbands Is she making him a good wife? 2326644
1464: Husbands A husband and wife ran a freak show in a certain provincial town, 3327085
1465: Husbands An eminent German scientist who recently 3326590
1466: Husbands A couple of old grouches at the Metropolitan Club 4326439
1467: Husbands Your husband says he leads a dog's life, 2327320
1468: Husbands NEIGHBOR - "I s'pose your Bill's 'ittin' 2326819
1469: Husbands You say you are your wife's third husband? 3326891
1470: Husbands MR. HENPECK - "Is my wife going out, Jane?" 3326405
1471: Husbands A happily married woman, who had enjoyed 4326379
1472: Husbands An absent-minded man was interrupted 3326754
1473: Husbands Mrs. McKinley used to tell of a colored widow 5326239
1474: Husbands I suffer so from insomnia 2326545
1475: Husbands Did Hardlucke bear his misfortune 2326789
1476: Husbands A popular society woman announced a 1326444
1477: Husbands A very man - not one of nature's clods 4326660
1478: Husbands A woman mounted the steps of the elevated 2326601
1479: Husbands OLD MONEY (dying) 2327064
1480: Husbands An inveterate poker player, 5326361
1481: Husbands MR. HOMEBODY - "I see you keep copies 2326578
1482: Husbands There is gladness in his gladness, when he's glad, 5326502
1483: Hybridization We used to think that the smartest man 1327004
1484: Hyperbole Speakin' of fertile soil, 4326628
1485: Hyperbole News comes from Southern Kansas 1326773
1486: Hypocrisy Hypocrisy is all 1326693
1487: Hypocrisy TEACHER-"Now, Tommy, what is a hypocrite?" 2326652
1488: Ideals The fact that his two pet bantam 2327038
1489: Identity The paying teller told mournfully 4326876
1490: Idioms The foreigner, who prided himself 2327312
1491: Idioms The old man told how his brother 4326940
1492: Illusions And Hallucinations A doctor came up to a patient 3326867
1493: Illustration Pat was set to work with the circular saw 3326932
1494: Imagination One day a mother overheard her daughter 5326795
1495: Imitation Not long ago a company was rehearsing 3327223
1496: Impatience An acquaintance encountered in the village 2326971
1497: Important Business That you, dearie? I'm detained 4327087
1498: Impudence The ice on the river was in perfect condition. 4329328
1499: In A Fix Mrs. Muggins: "It's raining, 2326883
1500: In Keeping I really believe he married her 2327403
1501: In Kind In many of the rural districts 1326683
1502: In Order To Be Filled Two negroes were working in a coal-bin 6327037
1503: In That Case She: "When one is really thirsty, 2326811
1504: Inadvertent Prospective Bride: "I am glad I decided 2326613
1505: Indirection The bashful suitor finally nerved himself 2327095
1506: Infants A wife after the divorce, 3327528
1507: Infants Is the baby strong? 326902
1508: Inheritance A lawyer made his way to the edge 15327473
1509: Inheritance In a London theatre, a tragedy was being played. 4326748
1510: Inheritance Said one Tommy to another: 3327006
1511: Initiative The sweet little girl had a violent tussle 3327042
1512: Injustice The child sat by the road bawling loudly. 5326858
1513: Innocence A little girl four years old was alone 7326893
1514: Innocence The very young clergyman made his first parochial call. 4327129
1515: Inquisitiveness In the smoking car, one of the passengers had an empty coatsleeve. 4326951
1516: Inquisitiveness The curiosity of the passenger 7327039
1517: Insomnia The man suffering from insomnia quite often 1327335
1518: Inspirations She was from Boston, and he was not. 5327326
1519: Instalment Plan Half the world doesn't know how 1327012
1520: Instructions A lively looking porter stood 7327265
1521: Insult The young wife greeted her husband 11327009
1522: Insult Tom Corwin was remarkable for the size of his 2327076
1523: Insurance The woman at the insurance office 5327282
1524: Insurgents And what," asked a visitor to the 2327336
1525: Interest If a man has a beautiful stenographer, 2326691
1526: Intermission During a lecture, Artemas Ward 2326919
1527: Interviews Haven't your opinions on this subject 4327004
1528: Inventors The profiteer, skimming over the advertisements 2327108
1529: Invitations Recently," says a Richmond man, 2327677
1530: Invitations One day a Chinese poor man met 5326607
1531: Invitations MARION (just from the telephone) 3326933
1532: Invitations Little Willie wanted a birthday party, 6327108
1533: Irish Bulls Two Irishmen were among a class 1326651
1534: Irish Bulls Dear teacher," wrote little Johnny's mother, 1327115
1535: Irish Bulls An Irishman once was mounted on a mule 1326923
1536: Irish Bulls The doctor says if 'e lasts 1326561
1537: Irish Bulls For rent - 1326869
1538: Irish Bulls A servant of an English nobleman 1326430
1539: Irish Bulls A pretty school teacher, 1326703
1540: Irish Bulls A college professor, 2326847
1541: Irish Bulls MAGISTRATE - "You admit you stole the pig?" 3327110
1542: Irish Bulls In choosing his men, 1326434
1543: Irish Bulls If you want to put that song 3326628
1544: Irish Bulls A little old Irishman was trying to see 1326635
1545: Irish Bulls MRS. JENKINS - "Mrs. Smith, 2326438
1546: Irish Bulls In the hall of a Philharmonic society 2326584
1547: Irish Bulls Sir Boyle Roche is credited 1326452
1548: Irish Bulls A certain high-school professor, 1328895
1549: Irish Bulls Once, at a criminal court, 2326598
1550: Irish Bulls The ways in which application forms 4326595
1551: Irish Bulls Applicant does not know anything about maternal posterity, 5326799
1552: Irishmen A Peoria merchant deals 1326415
1553: Irishmen Here are some words, 1326393
1554: Irishmen An Irishman once lined up his family 4326665
1555: Irreverence There were three young women of Birmingham, 5326141
1556: Irreverence A few years ago Henry James reviewed 4326505
1557: It Worked A tramp entered a baker's, shivering piteously. 13326826
1558: Items The painter was required to render 20327028
1559: Jewelry Young Woman (holding out hand): 2326946
1560: Jewels The girl with the ruby lips we like, 8326847
1561: Jews What is the difference between 1326909
1562: Jews He was quite evidently from the country 8326797
1563: Jews The men were arguing as to who was the greatest inventor. 4326870
1564: Jews Levinsky, despairing of his life, 9326841
1565: Jews The Jews are among the aristocracy 1326856
1566: Jokes The joke maker's association had a feast. 4326834
1567: Jokes A nut and a joke are alike 1326796
1568: Jokes JOKELY - "I got a batch of aeroplane 3326675
1569: Jokes I ne'er forget a joke I have 4326987
1570: Jokes A negro bricklayer in Macon, Georgia, 4326752
1571: Jokes The late H.C. Bunner, when editor of Puck, 2326928
1572: Jokes NEW CONGRESSMAN - "What can I do for you, sir?" 2326985
1573: Jokes Jokes were first imported to this country several hundred years 7327026
1574: Jokes Here's to the joke, the good old joke, 12326969
1575: Jokes A jest's prosperity lies in the ear 3326784
1576: Journalism A Louisville journalist was excessively proud 1326908
1577: Journalism John R. McLean, owner of the Cincinnati Enquirer 4327101
1578: Journalism A newspaper man named Fling 5326876
1579: Journalism Come in," called the magazine editor. 3326913
1580: Journalism Hear, land o' cakes, and brither Scots, 6327080
1581: Judges A judge once had a case in which the accused 10327126
1582: Judges A gentleman of color who was brought before a police judge, 2326893
1583: Judges Four things belong to a judge: 1326790
1584: Judgment HUSBAND - "But you must admit 2326800
1585: Judgment Day It was Judgment Day, and throngs 7326741
1586: Jury In the south of Ireland a judge 1326712
1587: Jury There was recently haled into an Alabama court 4326668
1588: Just Ignorance He (dejectedly): 2327270
1589: Justice There are two sides to every question 1326705
1590: Justice What, Tommy, in the jam again, 2326944
1591: Justice One man's word is no man's word, 2326652
1592: Justice He who decides a case without hearing 1327012
1593: Justice At Last It was the usual domestic storm. 7326670
1594: Justification Wife: "Two bottles of ginger ale, 2327343
1595: Justification First Flapper: "The cheek of that conductor! 3326854
1596: Justification Mollie (who has been naughty and 2327196
1597: Justification Governess: "Well, Mollie, 4326905
1598: Justification I say, dear old bean, 3326923
1599: Justification Irate Parent: "While you stood 2326830
1600: Justification Wife: "My dear, we've simply 1326636
1601: Justification Mrs. Goodheart: "I am soliciting for the poor. 2326536
1602: Justification What's the matter, little boy? 2326890
1603: Justification Helen's elder sister: "You know, 2326978
1604: Justification Can I 'ave the arternoon off to 3327044
1605: Justification Child: "Mother, 1326927
1606: Justification The schoolmaster was explaining 2327130
1607: Justification Wife: "Yes, dear. 2327145
1608: Justification Podger (to new acquaintance): 2326695
1609: Justification Young Husband: "It seems to me, 2326820
1610: Justification Wife (referring to guest): 2326512
1611: Justification Questioning a class, an inspector asked: 5326948
1612: Justification Salesman: "Another advantage of this machine, 2326907
1613: Justification The Stage Manager: "Now then, 2326392
1614: Justification Old Gentleman (to new gardener): 2326653
1615: Justification My dear, you're not going 3326357
1616: Justification Lady (who has purchased a ready-made dress): 2326504
1617: Juvenile Delinquency A woman left her baby in its carriage 1326648
1618: Kentucky Kentucky is the state 1327264
1619: Kindness Kindness goes a long ways 1330035
1620: Kindness An old couple came in from the country, 4326864
1621: Kindness A fat woman entered a crowded street car 4327033
1622: Kings And Rulers I think," said the heir apparent, 3327209
1623: Kings And Rulers The present King George in his younger days 3326846
1624: Kings And Rulers And so we sing, "Long live the King; 4327278
1625: Kings And Rulers FIRST EUROPEAN SOCIETY LADY - "Wouldn't you like 2327064
1626: Kings And Rulers One afternoon Kaiser Wilhelm caustically reproved 6326665
1627: Kings And Rulers During the war of 1812, 2327081
1628: Kings And Rulers A lady of Queen Victoria's court 1327119
1629: Kings And Rulers Ten poor men sleep in peace 2326797
1630: Kings And Rulers Here lies our sovereign lord, the king, 5326738
1631: Kinship The urchin was highly excited, 2326766
1632: Kinship The Southern lady interrogated her colored cook, 6326896
1633: Kiss I took that pretty girl from 3326509
1634: Kisses The bridegroom, who was in a horribly nervous condition, 4327122
1635: Kisses The young man addressed the old grouch: 4326877
1636: Kisses Here's to a kiss: 7326756
1637: Kisses If I should kiss you 2327043
1638: Kisses What is he so angry with you for? 6327272
1639: Kisses There was an old maiden from Fife, 5326896
1640: Kisses Here's to the red of the holly berry, 4326844
1641: Kisses There was a young sailor of Lyd, 5326735
1642: Kisses There once was a maiden of Siam, 5327138
1643: Kisses Lord! I wonder what fool 1327032
1644: Kissing The subject of kissing was debated 2326731
1645: Kissing The tiny boy fell down and bumped his head. 4327182
1646: Kissing Some Scottish deacons were famous, 2328320
1647: Kissing Me She: "What do you mean by kissing me? 3326637
1648: Knowledge A physician was driving through a village 2327043
1649: Knowledge With knowledge 1326953
1650: Knowledge The son of the family was home 2326873
1651: Kultur HERR HAMMERSCHLEGEL (winding up the argument) 2326918
1652: Labor And Laboring Classes A farmer in great need of extra hands 5327007
1653: Landlords An English tourist was sightseeing in Ireland 3327148
1654: Languages George Ade, with a fellow American, 2326882
1655: Languages Milton was one day asked by a friend 2327001
1656: Languages Prince Bismarck was once pressed 2326775
1657: Lantern Mr. Goodsole: "Well, what do you want?" 2326841
1658: Laughter Josh Billings said: 327309
1659: Laughter TEACHER - "Freddie, you musn't 2327089
1660: Laughter Laugh and the world laughs 2326882
1661: Laughter About the best and finest 1326931
1662: Law The lawyer explained to the client his scale of prices: 2327658
1663: Lawyers Ignorance of the law does not 1326717
1664: Lawyers George Ade had finished his speech 4327062
1665: Lawyers A man was charged with stealing a horse, 3327124
1666: Lawyers An elderly darky in Georgia, 2326830
1667: Lawyers You have a pretty tough looking lot of customers 2327093
1668: Lawyers Did youse git anyt'ing? 3327238
1669: Lawyers The dean of the Law Department was very busy 5326905
1670: Lawyers A lawyer cross-examining a witness, 1326935
1671: Lawyers An impecunious young lawyer recently received 8327530
1672: Lawyers A prisoner was brought before the bar 10327180
1673: Lawyers What is that little boy crying about? 4326709
1674: Lawyers A man walking along the street of a village 5327431
1675: Lawyers Deceive not thy 1326802
1676: Lawyers A Sergeant of the Lawe, war and wys 6327003
1677: Lawyers There was a town jail, 4326971
1678: Lawyers Some physicians direct their patients 1326965
1679: Laziness A tourist in the mountains of Tennessee 7326910
1680: Laziness While the train was waiting on a side track 8327020
1681: Laziness How's times?" inquired a tourist. 6329436
1682: Laziness A tramp, after a day or two in the hustling, 2327096
1683: Laziness An Atlanta man tells of an amusing experience 6326917
1684: Laziness Some temptations come to 1326930
1685: Laziness Foreman: "'Ow is it that little 2326984
1686: Leap Year A girl looked calmly at a caller 6326991
1687: Lease Mr. McNab (after having his lease read over to him): 1326774
1688: Legerdemain What did you do last night? 2328037
1689: Legislators Thomas B. Reed was one of the Legislative 4326933
1690: Lent Did you give up anything during Lent? 2326961
1691: Letters What are you doing, Marjory? 4326847
1692: Letting Him Know Flora: "I'm writing to tell Jack 3326870
1693: Liars There are three kinds of liars: 4326818
1694: Liars Two Irishmen were working on the roof 5326644
1695: Liars FATHER (reprovingly) 2326910
1696: Liars A private, anxious to secure leave of absence, 5327071
1697: Liars A conductor and a brakeman on a Montana railroad 4327061
1698: Liars MOTHER - "Oh, Bobby, I'm ashamed of you. 2327970
1699: Liars The sages of the general store 3326860
1700: Liars A lie is an 1326948
1701: Liars An Idaho guide whose services were retained 8339765
1702: Liars When by night the frogs are croaking, 4326227
1703: Liars The World War has incited veterans 10326434
1704: Liberty Liberty is being free from the 1326755
1705: Liberty A day, an hour, of virtuous liberty 2326717
1706: Liberty Where liberty dwells 1326345
1707: Librarians A country newspaper printed the following announcement: 1326284
1708: Librarians The modern librarian is a genius. 10326591
1709: Librarians One librarian has the following 3326411
1710: Librarians A distinguished librarian is a good follower 1326675
1711: Librarians Many catalogers append notes to the main 7327052
1712: Librarians In a branch library a reader asked 1326575
1713: Librarians Have you A Joy Forever? 2326998
1714: Lies A certain famous preacher when preaching 4327869
1715: Life Life's an aquatic meet 1327215
1716: Life I count life just a stuff 2326749
1717: Life May you live as long as you like, 2326361
1718: Life Live, while you live," the epicure would say, 6326351
1719: Life This world that we're a-livin' in 4326527
1720: Life Dost thou love life? 1326430
1721: Life 6326244
1722: Life Insurance A man went to an insurance office 9327116
1723: Life Size I would like to have a globe 3326241
1724: Life's Biggest Problem Old Job: "The best way to get 2326576
1725: Life's Biggest Problem He (just introduced): 3326374
1726: Life's Biggest Problem A customer entered the small-town 2326621
1727: Life's Biggest Problem Pompous Publisher (to aspiring novice in literature): 2326887
1728: Life's Difficulties Mother: "Why, what's the matter, darling?" 4326244
1729: Life's Difficulties Does God make lions, Mother? 3326467
1730: Life's Difficulties Excuse me, officer, 1326759
1731: Life's Difficulties Mrs. Green to Mrs. Jones 1326282
1732: Life's Difficulties The Woman: "Jazz stockings 2326231
1733: Life's Difficulties Small Invalid (to visitor): 1326253
1734: Lightning The woman was strong-minded, 2326361
1735: Lisp The kindergarten teacher questioned her tiny pupil: 3326376
1736: Lisping Have you lost another tooth, 2326730
1737: Literal The class had been told by the teacher 2326501
1738: Literally He: "I understand that 2326931
1739: Literalness The visitor from the city stopped 3326439
1740: Logic The mother came on her little son who was 8327479
1741: Logic The mother came on her little son 8326258
1742: Looking Over Lady (in box): 2326924
1743: Loquacity The two old Scotchmen played a round 4326657
1744: Lost First Sailor (searching vainly for his ship 2326768
1745: Lost And Found I ain't losing any faith in human nature, 1326745
1746: Lost And Found What were you in for? 4326419
1747: Lost And Found Party that lost purse containing twenty dollars 1326927
1748: Lost And Found A lawyer having offices in a large office 4327012
1749: Lost And Found CHINAMAN - "You tellee me where railroad depot?" 3326971
1750: Love The philosopher calmly defined the exact 2328918
1751: Love Love is an insane desire on the part 1326462
1752: Love MR. SLIMPURSE - "But why do you insist 2326425
1753: Love MAUDE - "Jack is telling around 3326755
1754: Love RICH MAN - "Would you love my daughter 3327539
1755: Love Tis better to have lived and loved 2326621
1756: Love May we have those in our 1326305
1757: Love Here's to love, 1326907
1758: Love Here's to those that I love; 4326532
1759: Love It is best to love wisely, 1326326
1760: Love Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, 4326370
1761: Love O, love, love, love! 4326583
1762: Love Let the man who does 1326708
1763: Love The philosopher calmly defined the 2326324
1764: Love She: Jack is in love with you. 4326570
1765: Love And would you love me 4326459
1766: Love at first sight It was a case of love 3326828
1767: Love Me, Love Me Not The little girl came in tears to her mother. 4326338
1768: Loyalty Jenkins, a newly wedded suburbanite, 4326836
1769: Loyalty BOY - "Come quick, there's a man 3326958
1770: Luck Some people are so fond 1326301
1771: Luck O, once in each man's life, at least, 8326730
1772: Luck Tommy," said his brother, 2326581
1773: Luck A negro who was having one misfortune 1326658
1774: Luck The pessimist quoted from his own experience 2326473
1775: Luck How did you find your steak? 2326370
1776: Luck The new reporter wrote his concluding paragraph 2326382
1777: Luck The editor of the country paper went 3326256
1778: Lunacy The lunatic peered over the asylum wall, 7326610
1779: Luxury The retired colonel, who had seen forty years 3326202
1780: Lying The juryman petitioned the court 3326517
1781: Lying The tender young mother detected 6326521
1782: Maiden Speech The unhappy man explained the cause of his wretchedness: 3327048
1783: Maidens I wish I could know how many men 2326670
1784: Maine The Governor of Maine was at the school 5326922
1785: Making Good What's become ob dat little chameleon 2326642
1786: Making Sure Papa, the Earl wants me to send him 3326908
1787: Malaria The physician had taken his patient's 3326872
1788: Man Loses Memory; Shows Up At Emergency Room A frantic businessman rushed into the emergency room, threw his attaché case on the reception desk, and exclaimed, "Nurse, I need help!" 50326737
1789: Managers Boss: What do you mean by such language? 3327045
1790: Managing The Managers This conversation was overheard 3326784
1791: Manners It is told of Prince Herbert Bismarck 2326863
1792: Manners The tenderfoot in the Western town 4326848
1793: Manners After treading rather heavily on her foot, 2326976
1794: Marks(Wo)Manship An Irishman who, with his wife, 3326945
1795: Marks(Wo)Manship Mary had a little lamb, 4326956
1796: Marksmanship During the Saturday night revels 6326860
1797: Marriage MRS. QUACKENNESS - "Am yo' daughtar happily mar'd, 2326705
1798: Marriage Where am I?" the invalid exclaimed, 2326896
1799: Marriage Archbishop Ryan was visiting a small parish 4326866
1800: Marriage Was Helen's marriage a success? 2327112
1801: Marriage JENNIE - "What makes George such a pessimist?" 2327321
1802: Marriage Matrimony is the 1327342
1803: Marriage One day Mary, the charwoman, 7326802
1804: Marriage A wife placed upon her husband's tombstone: 1327102
1805: Marriage I can take a hundred words a minute, 2326838
1806: Marriage A man and his wife were airing their 7327230
1807: Marriage HIS BETTER HALF - "I think it's time 3326588
1808: Marriage O'Flanagan came home one night with 3327158
1809: Marriage What a strangely interesting face 2326871
1810: Marriage The not especially sweet-tempered 3327095
1811: Marriage A young lady entered a book store 2326909
1812: Marriage Smith and Jones were discussing the question 5326692
1813: Marriage A poor lady the other day hastened 3326623
1814: Marriage The stranger advanced toward the door. 3326765
1815: Marriage TIM - "Sarer Smith (you know 'er 4326917
1816: Marriage The cooing stops with the honeymoon, 1326869
1817: Marriage Well, old man, how did you get along after 3327054
1818: Marriage STRANGER - "What's the fight about?" 2326757
1819: Marriage A colored man had been arrested 3326976
1820: Marriage We admire the strict impartiality 1327156
1821: Marriage How many children have you? 3327109
1822: Marriage SHE - "How did they ever come to marry?" 2327187
1823: Marriage Nat Goodwin and a friend were walking 5326785
1824: Marriage Are you quite sure that was a marriage 3327030
1825: Marriage Is not marriage an open question, 1326733
1826: Marriage HOUSEHOLDER - "Here, drop that coat and clear out!" 2326607
1827: Marriage The reason why so few marriages 1326706
1828: Marriage Love is blind 1326739
1829: Marriage The mild little husband was appealing 4326916
1830: Marriage An African newspaper recently carried 5326782
1831: Marriage The solemn ceremony of marriage 2326781
1832: Marriage The mistress was annoyed by the repeated 4326356
1833: Marriage Deacon Gibbs explained why he had 2326838
1834: Marriage The wife suggested to her husband 3326194
1835: Marriage The very youthful son of a henpecked 2326302
1836: Marriage The woman was six feet tall and broad 7326194
1837: Marriage A lady received a visit from a former 4326343
1838: Marriage The negro, after obtaining a marriage license, 4326495
1839: Marriage The New England widower was speaking 2326451
1840: Marriage There were elaborate preparations 11326270
1841: Marriage Would you marry a man to reform him? 4326559
1842: Marriage Fees A poor couple who went to the priest 9326675
1843: Marriage Fees MANDY - "What foh yo' been goin'to de 2326569
1844: Marriage Fees The knot was tied; the pair were wed, 12326205
1845: Maths Homework A little boy was doing his maths homework. 11330384
1846: Measuring Instruments Golly, but I's tired! 3326749
1847: Medical Inspection Of Schools PASSER-BY - "What's the fuss in the schoolyard, boy?" 2326768
1848: Medicine The farmer's mule had just balked 4326140
1849: Medicine I hope you are following my instructions 2326540
1850: Medicine Rarely has a double meaning turned 1326791
1851: Medicine I firmly believe that if the whole 1326509
1852: Medicine A man's own observation, 327067
1853: Meekness One evening just before dinner a wife, 5326227
1854: Memorials Two negroes were talking about a recent 2326512
1855: Memorials That's rather a handsome mantelpiece 4326655
1856: Memory Uncle Mose," said a drummer, 2326989
1857: Memory A noted college president, 7326691
1858: Memory Tommy," said his mother reprovingly, 6326235
1859: Memory When time who steals our years away 4327025
1860: Memory The heart hath its own memory, like the mind, 4326595
1861: Men Here's to the men! God bless them! 4326275
1862: Men May all single men be married, 2326695
1863: Men What is your ideal man? 2326836
1864: Men I have thought some of Nature's 1326814
1865: Men Men are four: 9326304
1866: Merit Mrs. Rafferty stopped to address Mrs. Flannagan, 4326653
1867: Messages Have you the rent ready? 4327045
1868: Messages One of the passengers on a wreck 1326640
1869: Metaphor It was a Washington woman, 2326421
1870: Metaphor A water consumer in Los Angeles, 4326756
1871: Mice What's the matter with Briggs? 2326494
1872: Middle Classes WILLIE - "Paw, what is the middle class?" 2326415
1873: Might Have Been Worse The maiden of, er--forty or so, was much upset. 6327687
1874: Might Have Been Worse The maiden of, er--forty or so, was much upset. 6326077
1875: Military Discipline Murphy was a new recruit in the cavalry. 9326278
1876: Military Discipline How dare you come on parade, 3326136
1877: Military Discipline Mistake, error, 1326383
1878: Military Discipline The raw recruit was on sentry duty. 4326199
1879: Millionaire MILLIONAIRE (to a beggar) 2326673
1880: Millionaire Now that you have made $50,000,000, 2327379
1881: Millionaire When I was a young man, 2326471
1882: Millionaire No good man 1326939
1883: Millionaire And all to leave what with his toil he won, 2326373
1884: Minorities Stepping out between the acts at the first 5326064
1885: Miscellany It is related concerning a sofa, 2326298
1886: Misers There was an old man of Nantucket 5326532
1887: Misers A mere madness, 1326787
1888: Misled The Client: "I bought and paid 3326245
1889: Mismated A Texas lad, lacking a team of horses 2326442
1890: Missionaries SHE - "Poor cousin Jack! 2326909
1891: Missionaries At a meeting of the Women's Foreign Missionary Society 2326456
1892: Missions What in the world are you up to, Hilda? 2329809
1893: Mistake Magna Charta said that 1327181
1894: Mistake Panama is a town 1327656
1895: Mistake The three highest mountains 326944
1896: Mistake Wolsey saved his life 327215
1897: Mistake Those melodious bursts 1327160
1898: Mistake Queen Elizabeth rode 1327251
1899: Mistake When England was placed 1326903
1900: Mistake The gods of the Indians 1326573
1901: Mistake Every one needs a holiday 1327485
1902: Mistake The Seven Great Powers of Europe 1326702
1903: Mistake Liberty of conscience means 1327466
1904: Mistake Skeleton is what you 326653
1905: Mistake A night watchman is 1327166
1906: Mistaken Identity There was a young fellow named Paul, 5326299
1907: Mistaken Identity A Scottish woman, 4326387
1908: Mistaken Identity The late James McNeil Whistler 4326436
1909: Mistaken Identity The steamer was on the point of leaving, 10326291
1910: Mistaken Identity Much to the curious little girl's disgust, 2326495
1911: Mistaken Identity The raw Irishman was told by the farmer 2326188
1912: Mistaken Identity The meek-looking gentleman arose hastily 5326361
1913: Mistaken Identity The little man was perfectly harmless, 4326416
1914: Mistaken Identity The traveling salesman instructed 3326396
1915: Mistaken Identity The assistant minister announced 3326395
1916: Mistaken Identity The child went with her mother on a visit 4326252
1917: Mistaken Identity The new clergyman was coming to call, 4326194
1918: Mistaken Identity The editor of a country newspaper betook 1326308
1919: Mistress You say you doted on your last mistress? 4327019
1920: Misunderstood Mistress: "Don't call them jugs, 2326338
1921: Mixed Metaphors A babu, or native clerk, 2326744
1922: Modesty A British journalist, in an article 2328357
1923: Mollycoddles Tommy, why don't you play with Frank any more? 2326489
1924: Money In some of the college settlements 4326295
1925: Money Talks The disreputable-looking panhandler picked 4326357
1926: Money Value A well-known millionaire entertained 2326590
1927: Monogamy The wives of the savage chief questioned 5326522
1928: Monotony The son of the house addressed his mother wistfully. 5327288
1929: Moral Education Two little boys, four and five years old respectively, 2326398
1930: Morality The more-or-less-religious woman 2326338
1931: More Desperate Still She: "Oh! there's no use 2326706
1932: More Opportunity The Wife: "Really, my dear, 2327374
1933: More Opportunity Jacky, dear, 2326869
1934: More Opportunity The Ant: "Well, we've struck!" 3326734
1935: More Opportunity Effie: "George and I have been down 3327056
1936: Mosquitoes Senator Gore, of Oklahoma, while addressing 5326817
1937: Mosquitoes The visitor from another state talked 326386
1938: Mosquitoes A visitor in the South complained bitterly 2326745
1939: Mothers While reconnoitering in Westmoreland County, 12326559
1940: Mothers The wagons of "the greatest show on earth" 4326261
1941: Mothers A little girl, being punished by her mother flew, 3326485
1942: Mothers One morning a little girl hung about the kitchen 2326384
1943: Mothers The public-spirited lady met the little boy 11326286
1944: Mothers Here's to the happiest hours of my life 3326237
1945: Mothers Happy he 5326519
1946: Mothers Women know 8326529
1947: Mothers-In-Law Justice David J. Brewer was asked not long ago by a man. 4326645
1948: Mothers-In-Law SHE - "And so you are going to 2326701
1949: Mothers-In-Law WAITER - "Have another glass, sir?" 3326889
1950: Mothers-In-Law A blackmailer wrote the following 2329077
1951: Mothers-In-Law An undertaker telegraphed to a man 1326492
1952: Motorcycles The automobile was a thing unheard of to a mountaineer 2326241
1953: Motto 12326052
1954: Mountains Some real-estate dealers in British Columbia 1326486
1955: Movie Star And about the salary? 4326527
1956: Moving Pictures Your soldiers look fat and happy. 1326987
1957: Muck-Raking The way of the transgressor 1326646
1958: Mules Gen. O.O. Howard, as is well known, 5326723
1959: Municipal Government What's the trouble in Plunkville? 4326206
1960: Museums It had been anything but an easy afternoon 3326344
1961: Museums Two Marylanders, who were visiting the National Museum 4326200
1962: Music The musical young woman who dropped her peekaboo 326597
1963: Music A thief broke into a Madison avenue mansion 8326891
1964: Music A lady told Swinburne that she would render 1326579
1965: Music The accomplished and obliging pianist 1326608
1966: Music Dinner was a little late. 4326872
1967: Music Music is the 1326602
1968: Music I even think that, sentimentally, 1326707
1969: Music There's music in the sighing of a reed; 4326567
1970: Music Artemas Ward said: 2326574
1971: Music The optimistic pessimist explained 2326399
1972: Music The young man, who was interested in natural history, 4326711
1973: Music The boy violinist, played at a private musical, 2326435
1974: Music The apoplectic and grumpy old gentleman 5327277
1975: Musicians FATHER - "Well, sonny, did you take your dog 4326937
1976: Musicians The "celebrated pianiste," Miss Sharpe, 3327024
1977: Musicians Tis God gives skill 4326242
1978: Native Born He hit me on de koko, yer honour. 5326684
1979: Natives FRIEND (admiring the prodigy) 2326966
1980: Natural Deduction The man that argues with a woman is a fool, 4326686
1981: Nature Lovers Would you mind tooting your factory 3326954
1982: Navigation The fog was dense and the boat had 4327016
1983: Neatness The neatness of the New England housekeeper 5327003
1984: Neatness The Japanese are remarkably tidy in the matter 4326732
1985: Needs What this country needs is more production. 2326803
1986: Negroes A colored girl asked the drug clerk 8326853
1987: Negroes In certain parts of the West Indies 6326741
1988: Negroes Dinah, crying bitterly, 3327121
1989: Negroes Liza, what fo' yo' buy dat 2326729
1990: Negroes Johnny," said the mother as she vigorously 2327259
1991: Negroes The day before she was to be married 326716
1992: Negroes A southern colonel had a colored valet 7326857
1993: Negroes A negro went into a hardware shop 1327204
1994: Negroes Before a house where a colored man had died, 2326837
1995: Neighbors THE MAN AT THE DOOR - "Madame, 3326708
1996: Neighbors It was a late hour when the hostess 3326690
1997: Nerves The older sister rebuked the younger 2326890
1998: Never Miss One Elder sister: "Oh, you fancy yourself very wise, 2326810
1999: New Baby A little boy, the youngest member 1327070
2000: New Jersey You must have had a terrible experience 2327267
2001: New Suits Two darky boys in a Southern city met on the street 6326542
2002: New York City At a convention of Methodist Bishops 7326965
2003: New York City A traveler in Tennessee came across an aged 9327030
2004: Newlywed Mrs. Newlywed (on her first day's shopping): 1327143
2005: News Soon after the installation of the telegraph 1327044
2006: News Our whole neighborhood has been stirred up, 3326568
2007: News There is nothing new 1326615
2008: Newspapers A kind old gentleman seeing a small boy 2326759
2009: Newspapers VOX POPULI - "Do you think you've boosted 2327100
2010: Newspapers COLONEL HIGHFLYER - "What are your rates per column?" 2326692
2011: Newspapers EDITOR - "You wish a position as a proofreader?" 4326883
2012: Newspapers A prominent Montana newspaper man was making 4326921
2013: Newspapers Did you write this report on my lecture, 3327007
2014: Newspapers We clip the following for the benefit 2326872
2015: Newspapers Binks has sued us for libel, 3326645
2016: Newspapers Booth Tarkington says that in no state 10327087
2017: Newspapers You are the greatest inventor in the world, 2327064
2018: Newspapers Not long ago a city editor in Ottumwa, 3326960
2019: Newspapers Enraged over something the local newspaper 4326859
2020: Newspapers Four hostile newspapers 1327017
2021: Newspapers Newspapers always excite curiosity. 1326728
2022: Nice She had only been married a month, 4326955
2023: Nicotine Nicotine is so deadly 1327474
2024: Nightmare And you say you have the same nightmare every night, 6326976
2025: No Dissension Mrs. Storme: "How is your Debating 2326621
2026: No Dissension Why are they not speaking? 4326825
2027: No Doubt Lend me ten, Tom. 8327108
2028: No Effect You tell me," said the judge, 2326827
2029: No Kick Coming Merchant: Look here, 2326347
2030: No Nonsense About It The new vicar was paying a visit 5326253
2031: Nomenclature The young son of a mountaineer family 2326279
2032: Nomenclature When his daughter returned from the girls 5326352
2033: Nomenclature On an occasion when a distinguished critic 2326983
2034: Nomenclature During the scarcity of labor, 5326733
2035: Nomenclature The lady who had some culture, 2326308
2036: Nomenclature One of the two girls in the subway 3326781
2037: Nomenclature A story is told of an office-seeker 10326535
2038: Nomenclature The aged caretaker of the Episcopal 2326633
2039: None At All Sandy had gone to the station 5326406
2040: Not A Father A Protestant Episcopal clergyman 3326488
2041: Not In The Business I'm not quite sure about your 2326475
2042: Not Needed O'Grady: "And why do you want 2326695
2043: Not Restricted That gentleman who is being introduced 2326797
2044: Not Restricted John: "Yew wait here, 2326885
2045: Not Restricted The Wife: "Oh, you needn't sneer! 2326625
2046: Not Restricted The Escort: Who's that fellow 3326063
2047: Not Restricted Voice (far off): 2326751
2048: Not Strong Enough Muriel, aged four, was taken by her governess 6326320
2049: Not the Birds and the Bees. A little boy goes to his father and asks: 8330359
2050: Not Unique He: "Crowded, were you? 2326748
2051: Not Up-To-Date Penelope: "What made George 2326881
2052: Not Up-To-Date Some wise person once said 3326259
2053: Not What She Meant She: "I am sorry to hear 2326328
2054: Not What She Meant He: "By the bye, talking of old times, 2326636
2055: Not What She Meant Jones (who is of an inquiring mind): 2326815
2056: Not What She Meant Mrs. Montague Smart (suddenly, to bashful youth, 1326478
2057: Not What She Meant Mamma: "It's very late, 2326585
2058: Not What She Meant Guest: "Well, good-bye, 2327011
2059: Not What She Meant She: "No! I can't give you another dance. 2326283
2060: Not What She Meant I warn you, Sir! The discourtesy 1326334
2061: Not What She Meant Wife (at upper window): 3326444
2062: Not What She Meant Motor-Launch Officer 3326218
2063: Not What She Meant Mother: "Did you remember to pray 2326388
2064: Not Worth Much The tourist from the East had stopped 2326255
2065: Nothing New To Him The motor car was driven by a determined young woman, 4326383
2066: Nothing New To Him Lady (to pedlar): 2326670
2067: Nothing New To Him There is a lot to be said for 1326431
2068: Nothing New To Him Mother: It is rude to whisper, Humphrey. 2326230
2069: Nothing New To Him She (pouting): 2326175
2070: Nothing To Fear Irate Golfer: "You must take your children 2326144
2071: Nothing To Smile At A Londoner was telling funny stories 3326909
2072: Obituaries If you have frequent fainting spells, 1327024
2073: Observation In his daily half hour confidential 7326685
2074: Obstinacy The old mountaineer and his wife arrived 7326649
2075: Occupations Mrs. Hennessey, who was a late arrival 5327010
2076: Occupations All business men are apt to use the technical 1326677
2077: Occupations Professor," said Miss Skylight, 4326662
2078: Occupations A woman, when asked her husband's occupation, 2326766
2079: Occupations A good turkey dinner and mince pie, 3327053
2080: Occupations JONES - "How'd this happen? 2326827
2081: Occupations The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. 1326829
2082: Ocean A resident of Nahant tells this one 3326505
2083: Ocean Love the sea? 1326701
2084: Ocean I never was on the dull, 2326915
2085: Off There was a distinct air 2326657
2086: Off Like A Shot It was a case of attempted murder, 7326727
2087: Office Boy You discharged your office boy? 4326720
2088: Office Boys Have you had any experience as an office-boy? 2326989
2089: Office-Seekers A gentleman, not at all wealthy, 10327155
2090: Office-Seekers On a trip to Washington, 6326822
2091: Old Enough To Know That Are all flowers popular? 4326871
2092: Omen The great pugilist was superstitious 2327250
2093: Once Too Often Yes, dear, I'm going out to-night. 2327098
2094: Once Too Often Phwat's the matter wid yez, 2327063
2095: Onions Can the Burbanks of the glorious West 4326746
2096: Onions SHE - "They say that an apple 2327765
2097: Only Their Way First Lady (effusively): 2326718
2098: Opening Father's Eyes Papa," said Little Horatio, 4326832
2099: Opera Which do you consider the most 4326910
2100: Opportunity Many a man creates 1326869
2101: Opportunity Who seeks, and will not take 2327043
2102: Opportunity In life's small things be resolute 4326973
2103: Optical Illusion The sergeant rebuked the private angrily: 5326704
2104: Optician A Northern man in an optician's shop 1327097
2105: Optimism Optimism is 1326682
2106: Optimism An optimist is a man 1326737
2107: Optimism An optimist is the fellow 1326735
2108: Optimism An optimist is a woman 1329723
2109: Optimism A political optimist is a fellow 1327020
2110: Optimism Mayor William S. Jordan, 6326895
2111: Optimism A Scotsman who has a keen appreciation 6326960
2112: Optimism A German shoemaker left the gas 5326772
2113: Optimism My own hope is, a sun will pierce 6327948
2114: Optimism The day laborer was of a cheerful 4326910
2115: Optimism The optimist fell from the top story 2326787
2116: Orators It is narrated that Colonel Breckenridge, 5327073
2117: Orators When Demosthenes was asked what 1326699
2118: Orientation John B. Gough was fond of telling 12326949
2119: Our Modern Infant Genial Uncle: "Well, old chap, 2326862
2120: Our Modern Infant Little Girl (to Bride at wedding reception): 3326647
2121: Outdoor Life One day, in the spring of '74, Cap Smith's 5326628
2122: Outworn Tiny Clara heard her mother say 2326296
2123: Overtime Once, in a rush season, 1326412
2124: Paintings She had engaged a maid recently from the country, 2326782
2125: Paintings A picture is 1327088
2126: Palmistry Do you know anything about palmistry 4326775
2127: Panics One night at a theatre some scenery took fire, 5327062
2128: Paradox The amiable old lady was overheard talking 2326876
2129: Paradox Two friends from Ireland on a tour occupied 4326815
2130: Parents William, aged five, had been reprimanded 3326621
2131: Parents What does your mother say 2326978
2132: Parents A little lad was desperately ill, 3326838
2133: Parents Mrs. White was undoubtedly the disciplinarian 5326743
2134: Parents Robert has lately acquired a stepmother. 3326911
2135: Parents Well, Bobby, what do you want 2326895
2136: Parents Little Eleanor's mother was an American, 2326815
2137: Parents The lawyer was sitting at his desk absorbed 5326616
2138: Parrots Pat had but a limited knowledge 1326876
2139: Partnership A West Virginia darky, a blacksmith, 1326972
2140: Passwords I want to change my password, 5326858
2141: Passwords Senator Tillman not long ago piloted a plain 8327038
2142: Pastoral Burdette quotes as follows a year's statistics 2326836
2143: Patience Your husband seems to be very impatient lately. 4327305
2144: Patriotism General Gordon, the Confederate commander, 2327213
2145: Patriotism A snobbish young Englishman visiting Washington's home 3327111
2146: Patriotism Speaking of the policy of the Government 4326826
2147: Patriotism A number of Confederate prisoners, 8326703
2148: Patriotism Historical controversies are creeping into the schools. 5326805
2149: Patriotism Our country! When right to be kept right; 1326909
2150: Patriotism Our country! In her intercourse with foreign 1326987
2151: Patriotism There are no points of the compass 1326852
2152: Patriotism Patriotic exercises and flag worship 1326818
2153: Patriotism The Scotchman returned to his native town, 2326743
2154: Patriotism There is no doubting the strong patriotism 8326742
2155: Patriotism The troops had been marching through 2326796
2156: Peace The mourning widow caused a tender 2326917
2157: Peacemaker The father was telling at the table 4326536
2158: Pension The usual details in administration 4327197
2159: Pensions WILLIS - "I wonder if there will ever be universal peace." 2326938
2160: Pensions Why was it you never married again, 2327234
2161: Pensions If England had a system of pensions like ours, 1326867
2162: Perfect Agreement Mother: "Hush! You two children 2326800
2163: Perhaps! You are a little goose! 2326726
2164: Personal Names Israel Zangwill, the well-known writer, 2326760
2165: Personal Names FRIEND-"So your great Russian actor 2326845
2166: Personal Names A somewhat unpatriotic little son of Italy, 5326963
2167: Personal Names A shy young man once said to a young lady: 2326622
2168: Personal Names An American travelling in Europe engaged a courier. 7326692
2169: Personal Names The story is told of Helen Hunt, 4326909
2170: Personal Names A street-car "masher" tried in every way to attract 5326725
2171: Personal Names The comedian came on with affected diffidence. 5326759
2172: Personal Names But Eliza," said the mistress, 2327019
2173: Personal Names The mother of the girl baby, 2326875
2174: Personal Names There was a great swell in Japan, 5326472
2175: Personal Names He was a young lawyer who had just 4326630
2176: Personal Names Who hath not own'd, 2326769
2177: Pessimism A pessimist is a man 1326551
2178: Pessimism How happy are the Pessimists! 4326477
2179: Pessimism A pessimist is one who 1326690
2180: Pessimism I had a mighty queer surprise 2326868
2181: Pessimism To tell men that they cannot 1326427
2182: Pessimism With earth's first clay they did the last man knead, 8326133
2183: Pessimism The energetic New England woman 2326627
2184: Pessimism The old man shook his head dolefully 2329842
2185: Pessimism The visitor remarked affably to the man of the house: 3326557
2186: Philadelphia A Staten Island man, 4326601
2187: Philadelphia Among the guests at an informal dinner 3326606
2188: Philanthropists Little grains of short weight, 4326761
2189: Philanthropy I hear that Mrs. Brewster hasn't paid her 3327013
2190: Philosophy Philosophy is finding out how many things 1326767
2191: Phonetics Little Willie questioned his grandmother 6327193
2192: Physicians And Surgeons The eight-year-old son of a Baltimore physician, 4326297
2193: Physicians And Surgeons The doctor stood by the bedside, 5326249
2194: Physicians And Surgeons Doctor, I want you to look after my office 2326796
2195: Physicians And Surgeons An old darky once lay seriously ill 2326495
2196: Physicians And Surgeons There had been an epidemic of colds in the town, 2326593
2197: Physicians And Surgeons FIRST DOCTOR - "I operated on him for appendicitis. 2327338
2198: Physicians And Surgeons FUSSY LADY PATIENT - "I was suffering so much, 2326196
2199: Physicians And Surgeons MEDICAL STUDENT - "What did you operate on that man for?" 4326370
2200: Physicians And Surgeons The three degrees in medical treatment 1326510
2201: Physicians And Surgeons What caused the coolness between you 4326821
2202: Physicians And Surgeons A tourist while traveling in the north 2326767
2203: Physicians And Surgeons When the physician gives you medicine 1326282
2204: Physicians And Surgeons Physicians, of all men, 1326938
2205: Physicians And Surgeons This is the way that physicians mend or end us, 4326204
2206: Physiology The teacher explained to her young pupils 2326386
2207: Picture show The lady was waiting to buy a ticket 3326132
2208: Pins Oh, dear!" sighed the wife 2326609
2209: Pittsburg How about that airship? 4326228
2210: Pittsburg SKYBOUGH - "Why have you put that vacuum cleaner 2326363
2211: Pittsburg A man just back from South America 7326711
2212: Plain Speaking The new maid was talkative, 3326396
2213: Play The mother heard a great commotion, 2326420
2214: Played Them Both Up A small boy was playing with an iron hoop 8328360
2215: Played Them Both Up A small boy was playing with an iron 8326369
2216: Playing Possum No, suh," the ancient negro asserted, 1326905
2217: Pleasure BILLY - "Huh! I bet you didn't have a good 3326600
2218: Pleasure Winnie had been very naughty, 2326258
2219: Pleasure In Concord, New Hampshire, 2326284
2220: Pleasure Here's to beauty, 1326502
2221: Pleasure A dinner, coffee and cigars, 4326691
2222: Pleasure The roses of pleasure seldom last 1326086
2223: Plumber The plumber at many dollars a day could afford 4326542
2224: Plumber The long-suffering professor smothered 7326365
2225: Poetry Poetry is a gift we are told, 1326732
2226: Poetry The evil effects of decadent verse 1326346
2227: Poets EDITOR - "Have you submitted this poem anywhere else?" 3326606
2228: Poets Why is it," asked the persistent poetess, 5326616
2229: Poets Sir Lewis Morris was complaining 1326269
2230: Poets God's prophets of the Beautiful, 2327032
2231: Poets We call those poets who are first to mark 4326995
2232: Point Of View A couple from Boston spent a winter in Augusta, 3326451
2233: Point Of View The kindly old lady chanced to be present 4326350
2234: Poker Tommy Atkins and a doughboy sat in a poker 4326218
2235: Poker Daughter," said the old man, sternly, 3327011
2236: Police A man who was "wanted" in Russia 1326682
2237: Police I had a message from the Black Hand, 6326741
2238: Politeness The little girl in the car was a pest. 4326394
2239: Politeness Johnny, who was to be the guest at a neighbor's 5326903
2240: Politeness On Johnnie's return from the birthday party, 3326728
2241: Politeness The teacher used as an illustration of bad grammar, 4326224
2242: Politeness The man sitting in the street car addressed 5326184
2243: Political Parties ZOO SUPERINTENDENT - "What was all the rumpus 4326679
2244: Politicians Politicians always 1327085
2245: Politicians The man who goes into politics 1326259
2246: Politicians A political orator, evidently better 1326692
2247: Politicians POLITICIAN - "Congratulate me, my dear, 3326765
2248: Politicians What makes you think the baby 2326393
2249: Politicians The mere proposal to set the politician 1326703
2250: Politicians At a political meeting the speakers 2326623
2251: Politicians A political speaker, while making a speech, 2326668
2252: Politicians The Rev. Dr. Biddell tells a lively story 3326516
2253: Politicians Senator Mark Hanna was walking through 7326747
2254: Politicians FATHER: "My son will make a brilliant politician one day" 3326788
2255: Politics Politics consists of 1326769
2256: Politics If I were asked to define politics 1326284
2257: Politics LITTLE CLARENCE (who has an inquiring mind) 2326933
2258: Politics Many a man," remarked the milk toast philosopher, 6326584
2259: Politics Little Millie's father and grandfather 2326900
2260: Politics The shortest after-dinner speech 2326688
2261: Politics Politics is but the common 1326935
2262: Politics The little boy interrupted his father's reading 4326322
2263: Poor Tramp: "Would you please 1326493
2264: Popular Opinion First Burglar: "Say, Bill, 2326648
2265: Population Someone asked a darky from Richmond 2326466
2266: Postal It is human nature to take an interest 2326323
2267: Poverty Poverty is no disgrace, 1326738
2268: Poverty A traveler passing through the Broad 3327076
2269: Poverty One day an inspector of a New York 3329856
2270: Poverty There is no man so poor 1326562
2271: Poverty May poverty be always 1326827
2272: Poverty Not he who has little, 1326951
2273: Praise WIFE (complainingly) 2327036
2274: Praise What sort of a man is he? 2326226
2275: Praise One negro workman was overheard talking to another: 2326605
2276: Prayer The Dutchman still retained a strong accent, 2326593
2277: Prayer A Scotch missionary in the Far East 2326664
2278: Prayer Charles had attained the age of five 2327070
2279: Prayer At the request of his wife, 4326676
2280: Prayer The newspaper report of the special Sunday 2326597
2281: Prayer The New York Sun published the following: 5326499
2282: Prayer A little boy was asked if he prayed 2326768
2283: Prayer A prayer showing a ghastly confusion 2326812
2284: Prayer As the boat was sinking, 6326433
2285: Prayer Meetings A foreigner who attended a prayer 1326608
2286: Prayers During the winter the village preacher 2327708
2287: Prayers A little girl in Washington 1326422
2288: Prayers TEACHER - "Now, Tommy, 2326739
2289: Prayers A well-known revivalist whose work 5326707
2290: Prayers A little girl attending an Episcopal 2326542
2291: Prayers The new minister in a Georgia church 3326874
2292: Prayers Hilma was always glad to say her prayers, 2326592
2293: Prayers Willie's mother had told him that 5326390
2294: Prayers Little Polly, coming in from her walk one morning, 2326958
2295: Prayers Prayer is the 1326511
2296: Prayers Pray to be perfect, though material leaven 4326454
2297: Preacher A colored deacon who was the leader 2326530
2298: Preaching The services in the chapel 3326418
2299: Preaching One Sunday morning a certain young pastor 11326855
2300: Preaching The late Bishop Foss once visited 2326386
2301: Preaching Yes, sir," said the irate man, 1326987
2302: Preaching A noted eastern Judge when visiting 2326999
2303: Preaching The preacher's evening discourse 2326379
2304: Preaching The new minister's first sermon 1326230
2305: Preaching A young preacher, who was staying 3326369
2306: Preaching A distinguished theologian 2326853
2307: Preaching A clergyman was once sent for in the middle 5326697
2308: Preaching I never see my rector's eyes; 4326948
2309: Preaching A stranger entered the church 4326680
2310: Preaching Once upon a time there was an Indian 7326807
2311: Precaution When the colored couple were being 2326323
2312: Precaution The lawyer for the defense, 4326412
2313: Precociousness A stranger rang the door-bell. 4326480
2314: Precocity The playwright rushed up to the critic at the club. 3326345
2315: Prematureness Ikey saw his friend Jakey 4326295
2316: Preparedness The small boy was directed to soak 2326337
2317: Preparedness The two scrub women met and chattered to this effect: 5326150
2318: Preparedness The father entered the room where Clara, 4326653
2319: Prescriptions After a month's work in intensely warm weather 4326557
2320: Presence Of Mind What did you do when you met 2326717
2321: Pride The little boy was greatly elated 2326351
2322: Pride Pride often has no better basis 6326183
2323: Printers The master of all trades: 1326557
2324: Prison Reform The society matron explained the necessity 2326500
2325: Prisons A man arrested for stealing chickens 1326526
2326: Prisons SHERIFF - "That fellow who just left 3326493
2327: Privilege The tenderfoot in the mining town 2326353
2328: Probably I want to buy you something 2326433
2329: Procrastination The Southern darky is usually willing enough, 4326489
2330: Prodigals Why did the father of the prodigal son 2326362
2331: Profanity THE RECTOR - "It's terrible for a man 2326813
2332: Profanity FIRST DEAF MUTE - "He wasn't so very angry, was he?" 2326607
2333: Profanity The little daughter of a clergyman 3326335
2334: Profanity Very frequently the winter highways 4326692
2335: Profanity A scrupulous priest of Kildare, 5326566
2336: Profanity Donald and Jeanie were putting down a carpet. 3326523
2337: Profanity It is not always necessary to make 1326525
2338: Profanity Little Bartholomew's mother overheard 3326999
2339: Profanity They were in Italy together. 6326404
2340: Profanity A school girl was required to write 2326549
2341: Profanity The ashman was raising a can of ashes 3326300
2342: Profanity A young man entered the jeweler's store 2326673
2343: Profanity For it comes to pass oft that 1326649
2344: Profanity The longshoreman was indulging in a fit of temper, 3326479
2345: Profanity The deacon carried a chain to the blacksmith 2326310
2346: Profiteers The wife of the profiteer discoursed 4326447
2347: Profiteers The advertisement offered for fifty cents 2326653
2348: Profiteers Are you sure this handbag is genuine crocodile skin? 4326628
2349: Profiteers Customer: "But if it costs twenty dollars 2326257
2350: Progress The cottager was crippled by rheumatism, 3326326
2351: Progress The kindly clergyman, newly come to the parish, 3326280
2352: Progress The physician advised his patient to eat 4326429
2353: Prohibition Talking about dry towns, 3326751
2354: Prohibition It was prohibition country. 7347533
2355: Prohibition The objector to prohibition spoke bitterly: 5326259
2356: Prohibition The wife complained to her husband 2326562
2357: Prolific The woman teacher in a New York School 8326134
2358: Promise I'd like to see the man 2326343
2359: Promoting Mr. Harcourt, the Secretary of State 1326299
2360: Promoting There are many tales about the caution 5326327
2361: Promotion Promotion cometh neither 1326417
2362: Promptness Are you first in anything at school, Earlie? 2326695
2363: Promptness The head of a large business house 1326199
2364: Promptness Are you waiting for me, dear? 2326574
2365: Pronunciation A tale is told of a Kansas minister, 2326522
2366: Pronunciation I'm at the head of my class, 3326382
2367: Pronunciation The parson's daughter spoke pleasantly, 7326435
2368: Proof Shopper:--"Are these eggs fresh?" 4326385
2369: Property The indignant householder held up 3326289
2370: Proportion A middle-aged colored woman in a Georgia village, 4327966
2371: Proposal He was a Scot, with the usual characteristics 3326678
2372: Proposals A love-smitten youth who was studying 2326822
2373: Proposals A gentleman who had been in Chicago 2326551
2374: Proposals There was a young man from the West, 5326526
2375: Proposals They were dining on fowl in a restaurant. 1326618
2376: Proposals Dear May," wrote the young man, 2326830
2377: Proposals The four Gerton girls were all good-looking; 7326290
2378: Proposals It was at Christmas, 4326396
2379: Proposals A Scotch beadle led the maiden 2326538
2380: Proposals IMPECUNIOUS LOVER - "Be mine, Amanda, 2326563
2381: Proposals The surest way to hit a woman's heart 1326392
2382: Propriety There was a young lady of Wilts, 5326164
2383: Prosperity May bad fortune follow you 2327250
2384: Protestant Episcopal Church One of our popular New England 4326623
2385: Protestant Episcopal Church An Episcopal clergyman who was passing 7326788
2386: Protestants A Protestant mission meeting 1326563
2387: Providence Why did papa have appendicitis 3326313
2388: Providence There's a certain minister whose duties sometimes 4326489
2389: Providence The babu explained with great politeness 2326565
2390: Provincialism Some time ago an English friend 4326483
2391: Provincialism A southerner, with the intense love 8326602
2392: Prudence Sandy MacTavish was a guest at a christening party 3326788
2393: Prudence The young man, who was notorious 3326492
2394: Public Service Corporations The attorney demanded to know 5326400
2395: Public Service Corporations Yes, he had some rare trouble with his eyes, 3326945
2396: Public Speakers ORATOR - "I thought your paper was friendly to me?" 4326374
2397: Public Speakers TRAVELING LECTURER FOR SOCIETY (to the remaining listener) 2326530
2398: Public Speakers Ex-senator Spooner of Wisconsin 3327730
2399: Public Speakers When I arose to speak, 3326337
2400: Public Speakers Uncle Joe" Cannon has a way of speaking 3326966
2401: Public Speakers A South African tribe has an effective 1326555
2402: Public Speakers A rather turgid orator, 7326465
2403: Public Speakers The self-made millionaire who had endowed 2326530
2404: Public Speakers Mark Twain once told this story: 2326601
2405: Punishment A parent who evidently disapproved 2326576
2406: Punishment No, sirree!" ejaculated Bunkerton. 2327014
2407: Punishment James the Second, when Duke of York, 1326863
2408: Punishment A white man during reconstruction times 6327076
2409: Punishment A lawyer was defending a man accused 4326781
2410: Punishment Muriel, a five-year-old subject of King George, 2326239
2411: Punishment During the reconstruction days of Virginia, 2326397
2412: Punishment What punishment did that defaulting 1326503
2413: Punishment An Indian in Washington County once 1326458
2414: Punishment TEACHER - "Willie, did your father cane 4326531
2415: Punishment Boohoo! Boohoo!" wailed little Johnny. 5326677
2416: Punishment The fact that corporal punishment 12326535
2417: Punishment A little fellow who was being subjected 2326507
2418: Punishment A little girl about three years old 4326694
2419: Punishment It is less to suffer 1326564
2420: Punishment If Jupiter hurled his thunderbolt 1326286
2421: Punishment The school teacher, after writing to the mother 2326467
2422: Punishment The little boy dashed wildly around the corner, 4326444
2423: Punishment The little lad sat on the curb howling lustily. 4326344
2424: Puns A father once said to his son, 5326462
2425: Puns What is your name?" demanded the judge 8326623
2426: Puns A member of the Lambs' Club had a reputation 4326810
2427: Puns The stallion that had been driven in from 4326839
2428: Puns When Mr. Choate was ambassador 6326285
2429: Pure Carelessness It was visiting day at the prison 3326355
2430: Pure Food Into a general store of a town in Arkansas 5326454
2431: Pure Food On a recent trip to Germany, 8326695
2432: Puzzle The humorist offered his latest 6326324
2433: Qualified The Leading Woman: "How does Garrette 2326644
2434: Quarrels But why did you leave your last place? 4327086
2435: Quarrels I hear ye had words with Casey. 4326676
2436: Quarrels There had been a wordy falling-out between 1326714
2437: Quarrels A quarrel is quickly 1327086
2438: Quarrelsome The applicant for the position of cook 4326981
2439: Questions The more questions a woman 1326900
2440: Questions It was a very hot day and the fat drummer 3326784
2441: Questions A party of young men were camping, 6326838
2442: Questions A browbeating lawyer was demanding 4328414
2443: Questions Officers have a right to ask questions 10327279
2444: Questions The sages say, Dame Truth delights to dwell 4327031
2445: Questions It was a rule of the club that anyone asking 3326899
2446: Quotations Stanley Jordan, the well-known Episcopal minister, 2327042
2447: Race Prejudices A negro preacher in a southern town 5326851
2448: Race Pride Sam Jones, the evangelist, 1326931
2449: Race Pride An Irishman and a Jew were discussing 9326919
2450: Race Suicide Prisoner, why did you assault this landlord? 4326754
2451: Races In answer to the question, 1330009
2452: Races Now, Thomas," said the foreman 4327292
2453: Railroad A railroad was opened through a remote region, 4326838
2454: Railroads Talk 'bout railroads bein' a blessin', 1327016
2455: Railroads On one of the southern railroads there 4327236
2456: Railroads I read of the terrible vengeance inflicted 5326814
2457: Railroads The reporter who had accompanied the special train 4327105
2458: Railroads The Hon. John Sharp Williams had an engagement 3326866
2459: Railroads We were bounding along, 4326811
2460: Railroads Three men were talking in rather a large way 3326728
2461: Railroads Say, young man, 3327011
2462: Railroads An express on the Long Island Railroad 5327135
2463: Railroads The president of one great southern railway 7326712
2464: Railroads It was on a little branch railway 3327462
2465: Rapid Transit One cold, wintry morning a man of tall 3326838
2466: Ready And Willing Magistrate: "Can't this case 2327019
2467: Ready And Willing An old darky visited a doctor 1326903
2468: Ready And Willing An airman had been taking up passengers 1326836
2469: Ready And Willing Chloe: I sho' mighter knowed 3326816
2470: Ready And Willing The professor was deeply 1326777
2471: Ready To Join Minister: Would you care to join 2326784
2472: Real Estate Agents Little Nelly told little Anita what she termed a "little fib." 5326702
2473: Realised Lawyer: "When I was a boy my highest 2327151
2474: Realism The storekeeper at Yount, Idaho, 13327008
2475: Realism MOTHER - "Tommy, if you're pretending 2326770
2476: Realism Children," said the teacher, 2326863
2477: Realism A great deal of fun has been poked 1327131
2478: Reality A man, who is the father 4326838
2479: Reassuring She: "Oh! Jack! Are you perfectly 2326830
2480: Recall SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER - "Johnny, 2327160
2481: Recall Senator, why don't you unpack your trunk? 2327013
2482: Recently married A popular Oklahoma City salesman 4326802
2483: Recipe for a baby: Clean and dress a wriggle, add a pint of nearly milk, 4327180
2484: Recipe for a milliner: To a presence that's much more than queenly, 4326603
2485: Recipe for a multi-millionaire: Take a boy with bare feet as a starter 4326875
2486: Recipe for a parson: To a cupful of negative goodness 4327009
2487: Recipe for a policeman: To a quart of boiling temper 4326958
2488: Recipe for a suffragette: To the power that already lies in her hands 4326579
2489: Recipe for a telephone operator: To fearful and wonderful rolling of "r's," 4326783
2490: Recipe for a waiter: Stuff a hired dress-suit case with an effort to please, 4326784
2491: Recipe for an actor: To one slice of ham add assortment of roles. 4326871
2492: Recipe for an ingenue: A pound and three-quarters of kitten, 4327029
2493: Recipe for an orchestra leader: Four hundred and twenty-two movements 4326753
2494: Recognition The office telephone was out of order. 4326961
2495: Recommendations A firm of shady outside London 3327080
2496: Recommendations MISTRESS - "Have you a reference?" 2326848
2497: Recommendations There is a story of a Scotch gentleman 1326433
2498: Recommendations The buxom maid had been hinting 9326289
2499: Recommendations An Englishman and an Irishman went to the 4326472
2500: Reconciliations Yes, I quarreled with my wife about nothing. 3326690
2501: Record It appears to be your record, 2326475
2502: Recruit Officer (drilling recruits): 4326725
2503: Redeeming Trait I know I'm old, but I'm crazy about you, 4326934
2504: Reform Abe Jones was a colored man who made 4326601
2505: Reformers LOUISE - "The man that Edith married is a reformer." 2326374
2506: Reformers He was earnestly but prosily orating at the audience. 2326665
2507: Reformers The young woman sat before her glass 2326268
2508: Regrets A Newport man who was invited to a house 1326754
2509: Regrets After the death of Lord Houghton, 1326462
2510: Regrets A young woman prominent in the social set 2326514
2511: Rehearsals The funeral procession was moving along 4326277
2512: Relatives It is hard, indeed, 2326561
2513: Reliability The Southern lady saw old 'Rastus setting 3326597
2514: Religions When Bishop Phillips Brooks sailed 2326219
2515: Religions At a recent conference of Baptists, 3326413
2516: Religions A recent book on Russia relates the story 2326790
2517: Religions The priest of a New York parish 2326086
2518: Religions A man addicted to walking in his sleep 1326894
2519: Religions The friendship existing between Father Kelly 3326134
2520: Religions The broad-minded see the truth 1326294
2521: Remedies MISTRESS - "Did the mustard plaster do you any good, Bridget?" 2326368
2522: Remedies SUFFERER - "I have a terrible toothache 3326327
2523: Remedies For every ill beneath the sun 4326821
2524: Remembered Blinks, after inviting his friend, 6326539
2525: Reminders The wife of an overworked promoter said at breakfast: 4326590
2526: Repartee Repartee is saying 1326644
2527: Repartee Among the members of a working gang 2326566
2528: Repartee A middle-aged farmer accosted a serious-faced youth 4326632
2529: Repartee SEEDY VISITOR - "Do you have many wrecks 2326718
2530: Repartee HER DAD - "No, sir; I won't have my daughter 2326312
2531: Repartee Wendell Phillips was traveling through 11326837
2532: Repartee SOLEMN SENIOR - "So your efforts 2326486
2533: Repartee A benevolent person watched a workman 4328442
2534: Repartee Winston Churchill, the young English statesman, 4326452
2535: Repartee Strickland Gillilan, the lecturer and the man 3326426
2536: Repartee TRAVELER - "Say, boy, your corn looks kind of yellow." 6329896
2537: Repartee President Lincoln was busily engaged 3326615
2538: Repartee The garrulous old lady in the stern 6326627
2539: Repartee Nothing more clearly expresses the sentiments 4326621
2540: Repartee John Kendrick Bangs one day called 3326826
2541: Repartee A boy took a position in an office 4328371
2542: Repartee An Englishman was being shown the sights 3326470
2543: Repartee Pat was busy on a road working 2326929
2544: Repartee A district leader went to Sea Girt, 2326508
2545: Repartee According to the London Globe 4326549
2546: Repartee A small boy was hoeing corn in a sterile 7326710
2547: Repentance When the Devil was sick, 1329436
2548: Repetition The little girl had been naughty in school. 2326512
2549: Republican Party The morning after a banquet, 326629
2550: Reputation Popularity is when people like you; 1326709
2551: Resemblances Senator Blackburn is a thorough Kentuckian, 4326709
2552: Resemblances Every time the baby looks into my face he smiles 2326940
2553: Resemblances Mark Twain constantly received letters 5326671
2554: Resemblances NEIGHBOR: "Johnny, I think in looks 2326673
2555: Resignation Then you don't think I practice what I preach, 2326252
2556: Resignation The physician, afer an examination, 6326105
2557: Respectability Is he respectable? 2326230
2558: Rest Cure A weather-beaten damsel somewhat 3326626
2559: Retaliation You know that fellow, Jim McGroiarty 5326533
2560: Retaliation Once when Henry Ward Beecher was 2326447
2561: Retaliation An Episcopal clergyman, 2326638
2562: Retroactive You know you should love your 2326970
2563: Retroactive Pupil: "What I want to know is, 2326298
2564: Revenge Is Sweet Yes," proudly announced the ex-captain, 3326617
2565: Revolution At a reception given by the Daughters 1326577
2566: Revolutions Haiti was in the midst of a revolution. 5327058
2567: Reward Of Merit A very tidy young man was distressed 2326794
2568: Reward Of Virtue The little boy put a serious question 2326275
2569: Reward Of Virtue The teacher directed the class to compose 4326136
2570: Rewards Said a great Congregational preacher 5326782
2571: Rheumatism 2326557
2572: Rich marriage Is she making a rich marriage? 2326168
2573: Roads A Yankee just returning to the states 6326440
2574: Roasts As William Faversham was having his luncheon 2326699
2575: Ruling Passion Noah Webster, the maker of the dictionary, 5326729
2576: Safety First Come over here!" called a friend to an 3327259
2577: Safety First Amos Perkins was hired in the spring to shoot muskrats, 5326870
2578: Safety First The disgruntled fisherman at the club lifted 6328371
2579: Safety First A G. A. R. veteran told to some members 3327031
2580: Safety First The woman hesitated over buying the silver service. 3326781
2581: Salaries A country school-teacher was cashing her monthly check 2327039
2582: Sales A bright little newsie entered 7327863
2583: Sales Farmer: "Would you like to buy 2326823
2584: Salesmen And Salesmanship A darky fruit-dealer 5326931
2585: Salesmen And Salesmanship The quick wit of a traveling salesman 2326671
2586: Salesmen And Salesmanship A young man entered a hat store 8326984
2587: Salesmen And Salesmanship VISITOR - "Can I see that motorist 3326941
2588: Salesmen And Salesmanship That fellow is too slick for me. 3327017
2589: Salesmen And Salesmanship In a small South Carolina town that was 2327036
2590: Salesmen And Salesmanship He who finds he has something to sell, 4327133
2591: Saloons Where can I get a drink in this town? 4327138
2592: Salvation WILLIS - "Some of these rich fellows seem 2326555
2593: Salvation An Italian noble at church one day gave 7326803
2594: Salvation An Episcopal missionary in Wyoming 3326689
2595: Salvation Edith was light-hearted and merry 4327001
2596: Sandy Scored A pompous Scottish laird met 5326703
2597: Sanity It is a matter of uncommon knowledge 2326670
2598: Sarcasm The noted story-teller at a dinner party 2326885
2599: Sarcasm The ponderous judge interrupted 3327015
2600: Sarcasm Everything that could be done to make 5326775
2601: Saving Take care of the pennies 1326612
2602: Saving Do you save up money 2326950
2603: Saving JOHNNY - "Papa, would you be glad 3326708
2604: Saving According to the following story, 4326644
2605: Saving Robert dear," said the coy little maiden 9326845
2606: Saving A servant, who indulged in sprees 2326882
2607: Scandal An ill wind 1326871
2608: Scapegoat Cousin Willie, aged ten, came for a visit 9326821
2609: Schedule Cooks' tourists travel exactly according to schedule. 5327083
2610: Schedule The man about to take a train was worried 2326705
2611: Scholarship There is in Washington an old "grouch 5326708
2612: Scholarship Well, there were only three boys in school 5326851
2613: Scholarship Sammy's mother was greatly distressed 4327485
2614: Scholarship Who ceases to be a 1327020
2615: Schools Mamma," complained little Elsie, 2326847
2616: Scientific Management The late Sylvanus Miller, 5326820
2617: Scientific Management A visitor from New York to the suburbs 5326815
2618: Scientific Proof One day a teacher was having a first-grade class 2328759
2619: Scientific Proof One day a teacher was having a first-grade 2326809
2620: Scotch A Scotchman had been presented 2327367
2621: Scotched! A parsimonious farmer notorious 5326844
2622: Seasickness A Philadelphian, on his way to Europe, 1326849
2623: Seasickness Motto for the dining saloon 1326776
2624: Seasickness On the steamer the little bride 3327012
2625: Seasickness A clergyman who was holding a children's 2327080
2626: Seasickness The first day out was perfectly lovely, 1326350
2627: Seasickness The great ocean liner rolled and pitched. 5326907
2628: Seasickness There was a young man from Ostend, 5326271
2629: Seasickness On the first morning of the voyage, 2326885
2630: Seasickness The pair on their honeymoon were crossing 5326491
2631: Seasickness The seasick voyager on the ocean bowed 4326379
2632: Seasickness The wife of the seasick passenger was about 4326362
2633: Seasickness The moralizing gentleman at the club remarked ponderously: 4326207
2634: Seasons There was a young fellow named Hall, 5326998
2635: Sectarian Once upon a time a coach was held up 7326407
2636: Sectarian A Scotch Presbyterian clergyman tells 4326638
2637: Self-Betrayal The old lady was very aristocratic, 3326354
2638: Senators A Senator is very 1326636
2639: Senators You have been conspicuous in the halls 2326736
2640: Senators An aviator alighted on a field and said 3326358
2641: Sense Of Humor What of his sense of humor? 2326404
2642: Sense Of Humor A sense of humor is a help and a 3326504
2643: Sense Of Humor Mark Twain once approached a friend, 7326696
2644: Sense Of Humor The perception of the 1326592
2645: Sermon The aged colored clergyman, 2326766
2646: Servants TOMMY - "Pop, what is it that the Bible 2326218
2647: Servants As usual, they began discussing 2326771
2648: Servants SMITH - "We are certainly in luck 2326384
2649: Servants THE NEW GIRL - "An' may me intended 3326270
2650: Servants And do you have to be called in the morning? 2326789
2651: Servants A maid dropped and broke a beautiful platter 2326660
2652: Servants Young housewives obliged to practice 5326961
2653: Servants It is probable that many queens 6326106
2654: Servants MRS. LITTLETOWN - "This magazine looks 4326831
2655: Servants MRS. HOUSEN HOHM - "What is your name?" 4326446
2656: Servants MISTRESS - "Nora, I saw a policeman 2326425
2657: She Could Use Him Rastus," said the judge sternly, 2326746
2658: She Took Them I don't know whether I like these 2326811
2659: Sheep And Goats The little girl was deeply impressed 8326442
2660: Shiftlessness The shiftless man, who preferred reading to labor, 3326274
2661: Shipwreck The new member of the club listened with solemn 5326414
2662: Shopping CLERK - "Can you let me off to-morrow afternoon? 3326876
2663: Show-girls Interviewer: "What sort of girls 2326275
2664: Shyness The late "lan Maclaren" 3327280
2665: Signs When the late Senator Wolcott first went 2326692
2666: Signs Buck" Kilgore, of Texas, 5326869
2667: Silence Is 1326600
2668: Silence BALL-"What is silence?" 2326773
2669: Silence The other day upon the links 1326474
2670: Sin Man-like is it to fall into sin, 4327044
2671: Singers As the celebrated soprano began to sing, 5326773
2672: Singers A visiting clergyman was occupying 3326523
2673: Singers One cold, wet, and windy night 3326239
2674: Singers The man who sings all day at work is a happy man. 4326246
2675: Singers At a certain Scottish dinner 9326336
2676: Singers She smiles, my darling smiles, and all 8326837
2677: Singers God sent his singers upon earth 4326648
2678: Sir Walter Raleigh Sir Walter Raleigh was put 1326646
2679: Skating A young lady entered a crowded car 2326858
2680: Slander The business man's wife, who had called 4326177
2681: Slavery A traveler in the South chatted with 6326596
2682: Sleep Recently a friend who had heard 4326575
2683: Slighted I sincerely regret our misunderstanding, 2326375
2684: Smells An argument arose among a number 1326593
2685: Smiles There was a young lady of Niger, 5326319
2686: Smoking A woman is only a woman 1326635
2687: Smoking AUNT MARY - (horrified) 1327451
2688: Smoking An Irish soldier on sentry duty 4326786
2689: Sneezing While campaigning in Iowa Speaker Cannon 4326600
2690: Snobbery Snobbery is the pride 1326404
2691: Snoring Snore - An unfavorable 1326501
2692: Social Uplift The somewhat unpleasant person, 326233
2693: Social Uplift The philanthropic hostess entertained 10326327
2694: Socialists Among the stories told of the late Baron 5326553
2695: Society Smart Society is made up 1326050
2696: Society What are her days at home? 2326619
2697: Society Society consists of two classes, 1326180
2698: Society There was a young person called Smarty, 5326551
2699: Solecisms A New York firm recently hung 1326639
2700: Solecisms Reporters are obliged to write their descriptions 1326900
2701: Sons I thought your father looked 2326397
2702: Souvenirs A friend of mine, traveling in Ireland, 5326679
2703: Spanking Back in those days when corporal punishment 6326833
2704: Speculation There are two times in a man's life 1326247
2705: Speed I always said old Cornelius Husk was slow, 3326886
2706: Speed So you heard the bullet whiz past you? 4326381
2707: Speed A near race riot happened in a southern town. 1326374
2708: Speed A guest in a Cincinnati hotel was shot 9327116
2709: Speed In the business college, 2326243
2710: Speed The young lady interested in botany 3326248
2711: Spelling Some time before Mr. Taft became President 8326171
2712: Spelling The clerk of the court directed 8326277
2713: Spinsterhood The old colored mammy took advantage 5326169
2714: Spinsters Is there anyone present who wishes the prayers 4326370
2715: Spinsters Maude Adams was one day discussing 4326707
2716: Spinsters Here's to the Bachelor, so lonely and gay, 4326290
2717: Spinsters An old maid on the wintry side of fifty, 1326666
2718: Spinsters A famous spinster, known throughout the country 4326735
2719: Spinsters There once was a lonesome, lorn spinster, 5326128
2720: Spite Think twice before you speak, 1326779
2721: Spite A man had for years employed a steady German workman. 8326657
2722: Spite The faithful old employee asked for a day off. 8326364
2723: Sportsmanship In the party out after reed birds 3326182
2724: Spring In the spring the housemaid's fancy 8326308
2725: Spring It is easy enough to look pleasant, 5326639
2726: Spring The teacher talked on the four seasons, 4326384
2727: Stag-nation Mr. Graham: "Do you know, Miss F., 3326427
2728: Stammering One of the ushers approached a man who 5326330
2729: Stammering A man who stuttered badly went 2326596
2730: Stammering On the occasion of a most interesting family event, 9326643
2731: Statesmen A statesman is a deal politician. 2326621
2732: Statistics An earnest preacher in Georgia, 2326669
2733: Statistics PATIENT - "Tell me candidly, Doc, 2326895
2734: Steak Can I get a steak here 2327054
2735: Stealing A negro was brought before a justice of the peace. 7326619
2736: Steam Can you tell what steam is? 2326869
2737: Steamships That new steamer they're building is a whopper, 2326725
2738: Stenographers A beautiful statuesque blond had left New York 4328562
2739: Stock Brokers A grain broker in New Boston, Maine, 5326483
2740: Stormy Weather The ferryboat was well on her way 1326256
2741: Strategy A bird dog belonging to a man in Mulvane 2329353
2742: Strategy Boy, take these flowers to Miss Bertie Bohoo 5326921
2743: Strategy The little girl was having a great deal 3326397
2744: Strategy A young couple had been courting 12326444
2745: Strategy Charles Stuart, formerly senator from Michigan, 10326584
2746: Stunning Your wife looks stunning to-night. 2326722
2747: Style Two old friends met, and immediately found 4326817
2748: Subways Any one who has ever traveled 8326618
2749: Success Nothing succeeds 1326630
2750: Success Nothing succeeds 1326833
2751: Success Success in life 1326343
2752: Success A New Orleans lawyer was asked 3326604
2753: Success I'd rather be a Could Be 8326673
2754: Success Tis not in mortals to command success, 3326271
2755: Success There are two ways of rising 1326532
2756: Success Success is counted sweetest 2326193
2757: Such A Waste Mrs. Bizzy: "I am so sorry to hear 2326413
2758: Sucked! It was a very wet night, 3326594
2759: Suffragettes When a married woman goes out 1326276
2760: Suffragettes Ullo, Bill, 'ow's things with yer? 4326924
2761: Suffragettes I'd hate t' be married t' a suffragette 1326199
2762: Suffragettes FIRST ENGLISHMAN - "Why do you allow your wife 2326840
2763: Suffragettes When Mrs. Pankhurst, the English suffragette, 3326404
2764: Suffragettes BILL - "Jake said he was going to break 2332754
2765: Suffragettes SLASHER - "Been in a fight?" 2326237
2766: Suffragettes What sort of a ticket does your suffragette club favor? 2326382
2767: Suicide The Chinese Consul at San Francisco, 3326072
2768: Summer Resorts GABE - "What are you going back to that place 2327057
2769: Summer Resorts I suppose," said the city man, 2326537
2770: Sunday Albert was a solemn-eyed, 8326628
2771: Sunday TEACHER-"Good little boys do not skate on Sunday, 4326814
2772: Sunday Of all the days that's in the week, 4326830
2773: Sunday O day of rest! How beautiful, how fair, 4326837
2774: Sunday School The young lady worker for the Sunday school 4326502
2775: Sunday School The Sunday-school teacher examined his new class. 5326557
2776: Sunday School Sunday School Teacher: Now, Alfred, 2326385
2777: Sunday School Young Harold was late for Sunday-school 3327794
2778: Sunday Schools Now, Willie," said the superintendent's 1326965
2779: Sunday Schools When Lottie returned from her first visit 2326488
2780: Sunday Schools The teacher asked: "When did Moses live?" 5326316
2781: Sunday Schools How many of you boys, 4326438
2782: Superman It is told of Mrs. Gladstone that a number 4326526
2783: Superstition Superstition is a 1326410
2784: Superstition The superstitious sporting editor 2326438
2785: Sure Signs Afraid you're going to have 2326649
2786: Surprise Where are you goin', ma? 6326604
2787: Suspense The passionate lover wrote to his inamorata as follows: 3326661
2788: Suspicion The eminent politicians of opposing parties 3326201
2789: Suspicious It was while on manoeuvres in rural England, 5326309
2790: Sweetest of all She (tenderly): 2326168
2791: Swimmers Two negro roustabouts at New Orleans 4326464
2792: Sympathy A sympathizer is a fellow 1327066
2793: Sympathy Dwight L. Moody was riding in a car 6326757
2794: Sympathy The man rushed excitedly into the smoking car. 2326412
2795: Sympathy A tramp went to a farmhouse, 4326602
2796: Sympathy Strengthen me by sympathizing 1326391
2797: Sympathy A tramp devised a new scheme for working 4326625
2798: Sympathy Freddie (aged six): 3326600
2799: Sympathy The Tabby-Cat: "I am just heart-broken! 2326198
2800: Synonyms I don't believe any two words 3326746
2801: Tact It was at the private theatricals, 4326911
2802: Tact The senator from Utah was able to disarm 6326992
2803: Talkers Some years ago, Mark Twain was a guest 4326599
2804: Talkers It was a beautiful evening and Ole, 6326602
2805: Talkers Sir," said the sleek-looking agent, 4326400
2806: Talkers A guest was expected for dinner 1326777
2807: Talkers A belated voyager in search of hilarity 2328614
2808: Talkers You must not talk all the time, 2326889
2809: Talkers While the late Justice Brewer 3326764
2810: Talkers She was in an imaginative mood. 6326954
2811: Talkers Here comes Blinkers. 2326949
2812: Talkers A street-car was getting under way 3327012
2813: Talkers A - "I used a word in speaking to my wife 2329581
2814: Talkers In general those who have nothing 1326803
2815: Talking Machine Many a man who has suffered from tongue 2327113
2816: Talking Sense Darling," he asked, as he drew his fiancée closer 14329229
2817: Talking Sense Darling," he asked, as he drew his fiancée 14326798
2818: Tar And Feathers The victim of the Klu Klux Klan 2326694
2819: Tardiness You'll be late for supper, 2326998
2820: Tardiness How does it happen that you are five minutes 327052
2821: Tardiness Why is it you never get to the office 2326941
2822: Tardy Why is it you never get to the office on time 2329461
2823: Tariff Why not have an illuminated sign 1326769
2824: Taste It isn't wise for a painter to be too frank 5326564
2825: Taste A noted humorist once spent a few weeks 3326611
2826: Taste It's all a matter of taste, 1326534
2827: Taste The master of the house was hungry at breakfast, 2326738
2828: Teachers A rural school has a pretty girl 1326777
2829: Teachers Why did you break your engagement 2327009
2830: Teachers Among the youngsters belonging to a colege 4327051
2831: Teachers MOTHER - "The teacher complains 2327069
2832: Teachers There was a meeting of the new teachers 4326984
2833: Teachers TEACHER - "Now, Willie, where did you get 4326929
2834: Teachers Grave is the Master's look; his forehead wears 4327848
2835: Teaching The Young Idea Little Willie looked up from 1326615
2836: Teaching The Young Idea Dad, who was Mozart? 2326994
2837: Tears Two Irishmen who had just landed 5326700
2838: Tears The kind lady stopped to tell the sobbing 4326642
2839: Teeth There was an old man of Tarentum, 5327173
2840: Teeth Pat came to the office with his jaw 4326891
2841: Teeth An Irishman with one side of his face badly 4326981
2842: Teeth For there was never yet philosopher 2326830
2843: Telephone Two girls were talking over the wire. 3326570
2844: Telephone When Grover Cleveland's little girl 1326851
2845: Telephone New York Elks are having a lot of fun 11326766
2846: Telephone OPERATOR - "Number, please." 2326820
2847: Telephone A German woman called up Central 2326872
2848: Telephone In China when the subscriber rings 5326575
2849: Temper Hearing the crash of china Dinah's mistress 2327017
2850: Temperance A Boston deacon who was a zealous advocate 3328673
2851: Temperance Here's to a temperance supper, 4326564
2852: Temperance The best prohibition story of the season 1326674
2853: Temperance A Michigan citizen recently received a letter 4326761
2854: Temperance Abstinence is as easy 1326526
2855: Tender Memories Please tell me, James, 2326721
2856: Terminology When the bishop was entertained at an English 6326726
2857: Terminology The master of the house returned from 3326144
2858: Testimony Paul Smith, the famous hotel-keeper 5326452
2859: Testimony The grateful woman on the farm in Arkansas 2326367
2860: Testimony In one of the most desolate areas of Montana, 7326314
2861: Texas The bigness of Texas is evident from a cursory 7326805
2862: Texts In the Tennessee mountains a mountaineer preacher, 2326372
2863: Texts John D. Rockefeller, Jr., once asked a clergyman 5326717
2864: That Kind! Come, Dorothy," said her father impatiently, 2326938
2865: The Alleged Humorists I can read my husband 2326848
2866: The Brute! Mrs. Newlywed: "What does that 3326290
2867: The Cold I say, Madge, it's bitterly cold. 2327084
2868: The Consumer Inflamed Ever get any nice butter? 3326734
2869: The Difference She: "I'm so glad we're engaged. 3326183
2870: The Doctor The doctor has ordered her 3326345
2871: The Druggist's Turn The druggist danced and chortled 5326478
2872: The Fifth Affair. A man walks into a nightclub one night. 11330447
2873: The First Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. 5329060
2874: The Floor Held Did your watch stop when 2326726
2875: The Fourth Affair A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard 10328105
2876: The Gloomy Guest The best man noticed that one of the wedding guests, 3326303
2877: The Gloomy Guest Why did you take Meyerbeer 2326256
2878: The Gloomy Guest A well-known admiral--a stickler 1326608
2879: The Gloomy Guest First Little Girl: What's your last name, 2326910
2880: The Gloomy Guest Kloseman: I didn't see you 2327154
2881: The Gloomy Guest A Southern family had a coal-black 1326442
2882: The Gloomy Guest Dad (sternly): 3326581
2883: The Gloomy Guest Said the guest, upon approaching 1326840
2884: The Gloomy Guest A bumptious young American farmer went 1327988
2885: The Gloomy Guest Weary Willie slouched into the pawnshop 6326783
2886: The imperfect tense The imperfect tense in French 1326660
2887: The Jonah Now, children," said the Sunday-school teacher 2329428
2888: The Jonah Now, children," said the Sunday-school teacher, 2326811
2889: The New Appreciation Wife (habitué of the Ring, 1326615
2890: The New Appreciation Lady: "I've just been making my side 3327201
2891: The New Appreciation Employer (inspecting a very inflated bill for work): 3326592
2892: The New Appreciation Tourist: "Have you any cold meat?" 2326312
2893: The New Appreciation Lady: "If you please, Cook, 2326944
2894: The New Appreciation Small Boy (on being told by cousin 1326094
2895: The New Appreciation Master: "But why do you want 2326698
2896: The New Appreciation Artist (in desperation): 2326586
2897: The New Appreciation Well, Mollie, how do you like your new teacher? 2326897
2898: The New Appreciation Please, Mr. Grafto, the gentleman 1326543
2899: The New Appreciation Old Lady (interrogating her chauffeur's small boy): 2326623
2900: The New Appreciation Parent: "I should like you to have 2326882
2901: The New Appreciation Optimist: "Cheer up, old man. 2326725
2902: The Obstacle George: "I proposed to that girl 2326614
2903: The Poor Bolshie Tubthumper: Yaas, there didn't ought 1327012
2904: The possessor The possessor of the forty-dollar 2326376
2905: The Real Job What's this new conference 2326323
2906: The Road To----, Etc. Well, what are you sneering about? 2326766
2907: The Scotch A Scotsman is one who prays 1326899
2908: The Scotch It being the southerner's turn, 4326234
2909: The Scotch A Scottish minister, 3326662
2910: The Second Affair There was a middle aged couple 4328135
2911: The Secret The Man of Theory: "The great secret 2326375
2912: The Servant Problem Lady: "And why did your last mistress----" 6326524
2913: The Servant Problem Small Girl: "I wonder how old Joan is?" 2326646
2914: The Servant Problem Mother: "Well, dear, 4326920
2915: The Servant Problem Mollie, you haven't said your prayers. 3326633
2916: The Servant Problem Applicant for Situation: 1326613
2917: The Sixth Affair. Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, 8330177
2918: The Substitute A tourist at an hotel in Ireland asked 2328162
2919: The Substitute A tourist at an hotel 2326620
2920: The Third Affair A mortician was working late one night. 5328417
2921: The West EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) 4326819
2922: The West EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) 4326820
2923: The West EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) 4326862
2924: The Whole Truth Angus, a mason, was slipping out 3326525
2925: Theater Say, old man," chattered the press-agent 2326933
2926: Theater Why don't women have the same sense 2326299
2927: Theater It appears that at the rehearsal of a play, 3326477
2928: Theater Everybody has his own theater, 326751
2929: Theodore Roosevelt A delegation from Kansas visited Theodore Roosevelt 6327407
2930: They Wilt Which weeds are the easiest to kill? 2326240
2931: Thieves GEORGIA LAWYER (to colored prisoner) 4326873
2932: Thieves At a dinner given by the prime minister 5326541
2933: Thieves Senator "Bob" Taylor, of Tennessee, 6327005
2934: Thieves Did ye see as Jim got ten years' 2327037
2935: Thieves Some time ago a crowd of Bowery sports went 6326355
2936: Thieves In vain we call old notions fudge 4326350
2937: Thieves Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind; 2326468
2938: Thin People There was an old fellow named Green, 10326897
2939: Thirteen To One Just before the service the clergyman 3326664
2940: Threat The mother, who was a believer 2326305
2941: Thrift It was said of a certain village "innocent" 3326330
2942: Thrift The Mrs. never misses 4326726
2943: Thrift MCANDREWS (the chemist, at two A.M.) 2326370
2944: Thrift The foreman and his crew of bridgemen 8326191
2945: Thrift A certain workman, notorious for his 5328240
2946: Thrift A Highlander was summoned to the bedside 11326712
2947: Thrift The canny Scot wandered into the pharmacy. 4326249
2948: Thrift A Scotsman wishing to know his fate at once, 3326563
2949: Thrift Well, yes," said Old Uncle Lazzenberry, 1326572
2950: Thrift They sat each at an extreme end 9326268
2951: Thrift The coward calls himself cautious, 2326265
2952: Thrift A Scotchman was questioned by a friend: 3326574
2953: Thrift The thrifty housewife regarded her dying husband 2326455
2954: Tides A Kansan sat on the beach at Atlantic City watching 2326712
2955: Tides At a recent Confederate reunion in Charleston, 5326670
2956: Tides Nae man can 1326768
2957: Time Mrs. Hooligan was suffering from the common 1326631
2958: Time MRS. MURPHY - "Oi hear yer brother-in-law, 4326706
2959: Time A long-winded attorney was arguing 3326820
2960: Time A traveler, finding that he had a couple 3326598
2961: Time Frank comes into the house in a sorry plight. 5326389
2962: Time A well-known Bishop, while visiting 3326559
2963: Time There was a young woman named Sue, 5326209
2964: Time FATHER - "Mildred, if you disobey 4326669
2965: Time A northerner passing a rundown looking 2327471
2966: Time Time fleeth on, 6326731
2967: Time Dost thou love life? 1326179
2968: Time Flies The ardent lover heard the clock strike the hours 3326186
2969: Times a Changing How times have changed! 3326513
2970: Tips American travelers in Europe experience 6326373
2971: Tips Grant Alien relates that he was sitting 4326983
2972: Tips What do you consider the most important 2326902
2973: Tips In telling this one, Miss Glaser 5326332
2974: Tips A tip is a small sum of money 1326488
2975: Tit For Tat The prize bull-dog attacked a farmer, 3326326
2976: Titles Of Honor And Nobility An English lord was traveling through 4326444
2977: Titles Of Honor And Nobility Dean Stanley was once visiting 1327049
2978: Titles Of Honor And Nobility How did he get his title of colonel? 2326728
2979: Titles Of Honor And Nobility For titles do not reflect 1328731
2980: Titles Of Honor And Nobility I hope I shall always possess firmness 1326754
2981: To Be Sure Lily: "Harold proposed to me 2326892
2982: Tobacco Tobaccy wanst saved my life, 1326255
2983: Tobacco The native pointed with pride to two 3329519
2984: Toilette Details The little girl who had observed certain 4326426
2985: Tongue An old lady in the London parish of the famous 6326508
2986: Too Enthusiastic Wifey: "Henry, do you think me 3326328
2987: Too Good Well, Alice," said a Southern woman 4327059
2988: Too One-Sided What is the use of quarreling, 2326296
2989: Too Sad For That A tourist was chatting with the proprietor 4326655
2990: Too Sad For That The swain and his swainess had 1326533
2991: Too Sad For That Wife (enthusiastically): 2326158
2992: Too Smart A Chinaman entered a jeweller's in Liverpool 4328093
2993: Too True Screen Actress: I have a certificate 2326622
2994: Tough On The Senator The Senator was back home, 3326194
2995: Tour The sweet young thing was being 5326462
2996: Trade Unions CHAIRMAN OF THE COMMITTEE - "Is this the place 3326990
2997: Tramps LADY - "Can't you find work?" 4326630
2998: Transmutation Fred Stone, of Montgomery and Stone fame, 1326449
2999: Travelers An American tourist, who was stopping 1326525
3000: Travelers A gentleman whose travel-talks 5326506
3001: Travelers Two young Americans touring Italy 3326657
3002: Travelers Mr. Hiram Jones had just returned 4326265
3003: Travelers A number of tourists were recently 4326481
3004: Travelers An American tourist hailing from the west 3326520
3005: Travelers On one of the famous scenic routes 5327094
3006: Travelers Know most of the rooms of thy native 3326730
3007: Treachery The Italian workman in the West was warned 2326120
3008: Treason It was during the Parnell agitation 2326839
3009: Treason Treason doth never prosper: 2326327
3010: Treasure Trove 4326530
3011: Trees CURIOUS CHARLEY - "Do nuts grow on trees, father?" 4326489
3012: Trial The colored man was before the court, 4326380
3013: Triangles Triangles are of three kinds 1326626
3014: Trigonometry A prisoner was brought before a police magistrate. 3326986
3015: Triplets When the domestic event was due, 2326134
3016: Tripped The shaded lights, music in the distance, 8326146
3017: Trouble What is the trouble, wifey?" 3326266
3018: Trouble It was married men's night at the revival meeting. 5326274
3019: Trouble JUDGE - "Your innocence is proved. You are acquitted." 2327010
3020: Trouble A friend of mine, returning to his home 8326633
3021: Trouble If you want to forget 1326223
3022: Trouble Never bear more than one kind 1326615
3023: Troubles Of The New-Poor George, will you go and speak 1326723
3024: Troubles Of The New-Poor I hear you've taken up golf. 2326678
3025: Troubles Of The New-Poor Small Boy (walking round links with his father): 5326057
3026: Troubles Of The New-Poor Small Boy (toying with dull blanc-mange): 1326333
3027: Troublesome Customer A woman who had visited every department 3326629
3028: Troublesome Customer Officer (to sailor who has 2326451
3029: Troublesome Customer Steward: Can I do anything for you, sir? 2326199
3030: Troublesome Customer Lady (to box office manager): 1326827
3031: Troublesome Customer Box Office Manager: "You Never 2326598
3032: Troublesome Customer Village Idiot: Beg pardon, mam, 1326732
3033: Troublesome Customer Employer (rebuking employee for slackness): 2326660
3034: Troublesome Customer Sympathetic Lady: What's the matter 4326446
3035: True To Life Sandy had been photographed, 6326580
3036: Trusts A trust is known 1326834
3037: Trusts TOMPKINS - "Ventley has received a million dollars 3326345
3038: Truth There was a young lady named Ruth, 5326496
3039: Truth Women do not really like 1326454
3040: Truth Nature ... has buried 1327013
3041: Truth Tis strange - but true; 1326301
3042: Truth-Tellers The little girl evidently appreciated the fact 15326603
3043: Turkeys Ah," says the Christmas guest. 2326392
3044: Tutors A tutor who tooted a flute 5327382
3045: Twins Faith, Mrs. O'Hara, 2326840
3046: Typographical Error The woman lecturing on dress reform was greatly 4326289
3047: Typographical Error The poet, in a fine frenzy, 4326285
3048: Typographical Error The critic, in his review of the burlesque, wrote: 3326646
3049: Umbrellas A man left his umbrella in the stand 1326990
3050: Umbrellas A reputable citizen had left four umbrellas 4326653
3051: Umbrellas That's a swell umbrella you carry. 4326848
3052: Umbrellas One day a man exhibited a handsome umbrella. 1326719
3053: Value The trouble with father, 3326854
3054: Value Yes," said the old man to his visitor, 2326992
3055: Values An American girl who married a Bavarian 3326907
3056: Vanity MCGORRY - "I'll buy yez no new hat, 2326757
3057: Vanity Of course," said a suffragette lecturer, 1326936
3058: Vanity A New York woman of great beauty 4326921
3059: Vanity That which makes the 1327086
3060: Vanity The fair penitent explained to the confessor 3326883
3061: Versatility A clergyman who advertised 5326909
3062: Victory That celebrated statue, the Winged Victory, 2326896
3063: Voice A lanky country youth entered the crossroads 3326818
3064: Voice ASPIRING VOCALIST - "Professor, do you think 2327027
3065: Voice The devil hath not, in all his quiver's choice, 2326687
3066: Wages Me gotta da good job, 1326762
3067: Wages Commenting on the comparatively small 2327262
3068: Wages A certain prominent lawyer of Toronto 5328216
3069: Wages While an Irishman was gazing in the window 5326802
3070: Wages The difference between wages and salary is 1326853
3071: Wages The ideal social state is not that 1326727
3072: Wake Up Call The bellboy of the Welcome Hotel 1326822
3073: Wants Her Rights He: "There is nothing 2327117
3074: Wants Her Rights And are you a good needlewoman 2326731
3075: War Flag of truce, Excellency. 3326942
3076: War If you favor war, dig a trench in your backyard, 1326614
3077: War Who are those people who are cheering? 2326949
3078: War He who did well in war, 2326893
3079: War A great and lasting war can 1326918
3080: War A report has come from Mexico concerning 5326777
3081: War How do countries come to go to war? 13326524
3082: War At our entry into the World War, 9326899
3083: Warm Kiss Papa: "Why did you permit young Gaybird 2326953
3084: Warnings Pietro had drifted down to Florida 3327023
3085: Warnings Pietro had drifted down to Florida 3326704
3086: Wasps The wasp cannot speak, 1326671
3087: Waste The automobile rushed down the road 1326578
3088: Waste A Boston physician tells of the case 5328254
3089: Wealth If you want to make a living you 1326936
3090: Wealth The traditional fool and his money 1326713
3091: Wealth He that is proud of riches is a fool. 1326864
3092: Weather How did you find the weather in London? 2326763
3093: Weather An American and a Scotsman were discussing 4327676
3094: Weather Two commercial travelers, 4326914
3095: Weather Ex-President Taft on one of his trips 5326836
3096: Weather On the way to the office of his publishers 2326545
3097: Weather The darky in question had simmered 5327177
3098: Weather There was a small boy in Quebec, 5326641
3099: Weather Sunshine is delicious, 1326645
3100: Weather The old colored attendant at the court house 6326550
3101: Wedding Anniversaries Uncle Ephraim had put on a clean 7326893
3102: Wedding Declared Off John Willie (pleadingly): 4327163
3103: Wedding Presents Among the presents lately showered upon 4326812
3104: Weddings An actor who was married recently 1326887
3105: Weddings A wealthy young woman from the west 3326714
3106: Weddings The best man noticed that one of the wedding guests, 3326448
3107: Weddings The curate of a large and fashionable church 4326702
3108: Weddings Lilly May came to her mistress. 5326789
3109: Weddings 4326670
3110: Weddings In all the wedding cake, 1326648
3111: Weight Jazz: "My girl told me she weighed 3326575
3112: Weights And Measures Didn't I tell ye to feed that cat 6326936
3113: Welcomes When Ex-President Taft was on his 1326919
3114: Welcomes Come in the evening, or come in the morning, 4327002
3115: Welcomes Come in the evening, or come in the morning, 4326756
3116: Welcomes Come in the evening, or come in the morning, 4326840
3117: Whales At the time when petroleum began 2326555
3118: What Did He Mean? A merchant in a Wisconsin town 4326399
3119: What He Preferred And did you say you preferred 5326509
3120: What He Preferred He was one of the few remaining 5326873
3121: Whiskers An elderly man was on his way home 2326312
3122: Whisky This is from an Irish priest's sermon, 1326564
3123: Whisky In a recent trial of a "bootlegger" 3326348
3124: Whisky eneral Carter, who went to Texas in command 1327021
3125: Whispering James, have you whispered 4326859
3126: Why He Picked Pictish An English mother was visiting 5326326
3127: Why We Love Children A small boy is sent to his bed by his father 13330349
3128: Why We Love Children 2 An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, 2331670
3129: Why We Love Children 3 One summer evening during a voilent thunderstorm, 3329756
3130: Why, Indeed The Husband: "Why is it that women always say, 2326376
3131: Why, Indeed Madge: "Have you given Jack 2326764
3132: Widow One of the ladies assembled at the club 5326364
3133: Widow A widow visited a spiritualistic medium, 7326600
3134: Widowhood During the parade at the last encampment 2326378
3135: Widows During the course of conversation between 2326447
3136: Wife A young skeptic in the congregation 4326621
3137: Wild Women The old sea captain was surrounded 4326259
3138: William Howard Taft When Mr. Taft was on his campaigning tour 4326398
3139: William Howard Taft One morning a few summers ago President Taft, 2326458
3140: William the Conqueror The Aristocrat (returning to school): 330391
3141: Wills Vell, Ikey, my poy, 3326874
3142: Wind VISITOR - "What became of that other 2327346
3143: Wind Whichever way the wind doth blow 4326575
3144: Windfalls A Nebraska man was carried forty miles 1326692
3145: Wine When our thirsty souls we steep, 24326463
3146: Wisdom During a conversation between an Irishman 4328075
3147: Wisdom It's a wise child that goes out of the room 1326343
3148: Wisdom During a conversation between an Irishman and a Jew, 4326396
3149: Wishes George Washington drew a long sigh 7326998
3150: Wishes Man wants but little here below 8326902
3151: With A Reservation Miss Smith--Belinda, 4326385
3152: Witnesses The trouble is," said Wilkins as 2326495
3153: Witnesses On his eighty-fourth birthday, 3326704
3154: Wives Father," said a little boy, 3326786
3155: Wives A charitable lady was reading the Old Testament 4328475
3156: Wives CASEY - "Now, phwat wu'u'd ye do in a case loike thot?" 3326714
3157: Wives Governor Vardaman, of Mississippi, 19327010
3158: Wives A wife is a woman who is expected 1326811
3159: Wives What are you cutting out of the paper? 4326827
3160: Wives A woman missionary in China was taking 13326411
3161: Wives PAT - "I hear your woife is sick, Moike." 4326880
3162: Wives SON - "Say, mama, father broke 3326497
3163: Wives Because a fellow has six talking machines, 1327000
3164: Wives It was a wizened little man who 3326204
3165: Wives Harry, love," exclaimed Mrs. Knowall 20326689
3166: Wives By jove, I left my purse under the pillow! 3326682
3167: Wives There swims no goose so gray, 2326351
3168: Wives A clerk showed forty patterns of ginghams 2326442
3169: Wives Maids are May when they are maids, 1326662
3170: Wives In the election of a wife, as in 3326340
3171: Wives Of earthly goods, 2326984
3172: Wives What's the matter with Smith? 2326297
3173: Woman Woman - the only sex which 1326552
3174: Woman How very few statues there are of real women. 4326526
3175: Woman Oh, woman! in our hours of ease 6326919
3176: Woman MISS SCRIBBLE-"The heroine of my next story 2326268
3177: Woman You are a dear, sweet girl, 3326661
3178: Woman Here's to man - he can afford 1326460
3179: Woman Here's to the soldier and his arms, 4326484
3180: Woman Most Southerners are gallant. 2326339
3181: Woman Here's to the maid of bashful fifteen; 8326415
3182: Woman Here's to the ladies, the good, young ladies; 5326533
3183: Woman When a woman repulses, 1326562
3184: Woman The young woman had spent a busy day. 4326203
3185: Woman I am very fond of the company 1327211
3186: Woman Auld Nature swears, the lovely dears 4326526
3187: Woman Not from his head was woman took, 6326824
3188: Woman A cynic, considering the fact that women 1326516
3189: Woman The following extract is from the diary 3326624
3190: Woman The little girl reported at home 2326189
3191: Woman Suffrage WOMAN VOTER - "Now, I may as well 1326468
3192: Woman Suffrage Kate Douglas Wiggin was asked recently 1326925
3193: Woman Suffrage MR. E.N. QUIRE - "What are those women 2326672
3194: Woman Suffrage Did you cast your vote, Aunty? 2327325
3195: Woman Suffrage Does your wife want to vote? 2326713
3196: Woman Suffrage What you want, I suppose, 2326419
3197: Woman Suffrage There's only one thing I can think 3326318
3198: Woman Suffrage MAMIE - "I believe in woman's rights." 3327016
3199: Woman Suffrage During the Presidential campaign 5326314
3200: Woman Suffrage During the agitation in behalf of woman's suffrage, 4326289
3201: Work All work and no play 2326775
3202: Work Wot cheer, Alf? Yer lookin' 4326383
3203: Work Several men were discussing the relative 6327115
3204: Worms A country girl was home from college 3326726
3205: Wrong Brother A wealthy gentleman has a brother 5326577
3206: Yale University The new cook, who had come into the 4326752
3207: Yonkers An American took an Englishman 2326772
3208: You Here's to the world, the merry old world, 4326639
3209: You Know You Are Living In 2007 When.... You accidentally key your password 38329399
3210: You Know You're in an Australian Summer when: The best parking place is determined 15330870
3211: Zones TEACHER - "How many zones has the earth?" 4326935




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