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1: Man-like is it to fall into sin, Fiend-like is it to dwell therein, Christ-like is it for sin to grieve, God-like is it all sin to leave. - Friedrich von Logan. Now," said the clergyman 2327599
2: A Bad Case Rather absent-minded, isn't he? 4329850
3: A Bad Night The boy who had "made good" 3329523
4: A Chance Lost Who was the originator of the 2329633
5: A Chance Lost He: "I never knew until to-day 2329474
6: A Circle A circle is a line 1331002
7: A Close Call Pat was a simple country yokel 3329192
8: A Close Call Breathless Visitor: Doctor, 2329315
9: A Close Call They were talking over the days 1329122
10: A Consoling Thought Belated Traveller (surprised by a bull 1329767
11: A Dreadful Possibility Elsie: "When is my birthday, Mother?" 3328853
12: A Friend In Need What true friendship consists in depends on 3330841
13: A Friend In Need What true friendship consists in depends 3329393
14: A Future Financier Ma," exclaimed young Teddie, 3329411
15: A Good Actor Neighbour: "I hear that you 2329464
16: A Good Match Proprietor: "What made that customer 2329454
17: A Good Plan She: "The Burrowes are having their 2329259
18: A Great Athlete Micky Bryan and Patsy Kelly had been schoolmates together, 7329162
19: A Great Light The skipper was examining 7329480
20: A Humbling Sight An old Scotchwoman, who had resisted 6329828
21: A Humbling Sight Dollie: Yes, Miss Fethers 2329141
22: A Level-Headed Car Irate Motorist: "Say, 2329156
23: A Linguist She is one of the most remarkable 3329321
24: A Lovers' Quarrel George: "Why don't Jack and Laura 2329221
25: A Magic Healer During an exciting game of football a player 4330812
26: A Magic Healer During an exciting game of football 4329384
27: A Monastery A Monastery is 1330264
28: A Natural Picture A man and his eldest son went to have their photographs 2330646
29: A Natural Picture A man and his eldest son went 2329265
30: A Noble Aim She: "Have you heard anything 2329056
31: A Qualified Statement Well! we've missed that confounded train. 2329650
32: A Qualified Statement The Count: "I weesh to marry your daughtaire, 3328728
33: A Qualified Statement I suppose your landlord asks 2329121
34: A Qualified Statement Mother (to little girl 2328973
35: A Qualified Statement It's funny that you should be so tall. 2329140
36: A Qualified Statement Urchin (contemptuously): 2329295
37: A Question Of Locality Bobby," said the lady in the tramcar, 2329494
38: A Solution The Mistress: "Oh, Jane, 2329037
39: A Soothing Effect Do you miss your husband 2329068
40: A Subtle Distinction I say--come and dance. 2329615
41: A Subtle Distinction Specialist (to patient suffering from insomnia): 2329021
42: A Subtle Distinction Neighbor (bearer of message, to billiard enthusiast): 1329221
43: A Subtle Distinction Joan (whose mother has just bought her a pair of woolen gloves): 1329201
44: A Subtle Distinction Lady (to applicant for situation as cook): 2329436
45: A Subtle Distinction Father: "Look here, Billy, 2329296
46: A Subtle Distinction Artist (condescendingly): 2329093
47: A Touch Of Dutch Courage A new priest at his first mass was so nervous 20331952
48: A Wonder! That fellow Jones is a hard-headed cuss, 3329172
49: A Young Philosopher Mamma! 3329779
50: Ability Pa," said little Joe, 3329554
51: Abolition He was a New Yorker visiting in a South Carolina 5329466
52: Absent-minded We will take as our text this morning, 1327534
53: Absent-Mindedness WIFE - "I consider, John, 2327501
54: Absentmindedness 1 The man of the house finally took 3331601
55: Absentmindedness 2 The absentminded inventor perfected 2327978
56: Absentmindedness 3 The professor, who was famous for the wool-gathering of his wits 4327615
57: Absentmindedness 4 The clergyman, absorbed in thinking out a sermon 4327701
58: Absentmindedness 5 The most absent-minded of clergymen was a Methodist minister 1328118
59: Accidents The late Dr. Henry Thayer, 2327430
60: Accidents Help! Help!" cried an Italian laborer 7327261
61: Accidents There once was a lady from Guam, 5327172
62: Accidents BRICKLAYER (to mate, who had just had a hodful 1327457
63: Accidents A preacher had ordered a load of hay 6327525
64: Accidents There was an old Miss from Antrim, 5327757
65: Accidents There was a young lady named Hannah, 12327257
66: Acquaintance The Scotchman who ran a livery was asked by a tourist 2328345
67: Acting Hopkinson Smith tells a characteristic story 2327432
68: Acting In a North of England town recently a company 2327340
69: Acting Suit the action to the word, 1327235
70: Acting To wake the soul by tender strokes of art, 5327525
71: Actors The tragedian had just signed a contract 2327764
72: Actors And Actresses An "Uncle Tom's Cabin" company was starting 3327387
73: Actors And Actresses When William H. Crane was younger 6327600
74: Actors And Actresses LEADING MAN IN TRAVELING COMPANY - "We play Hamlet 6327520
75: Actors And Actresses HE - "But what reason have you 3327614
76: Actors And Actresses The hero of the play, after putting up 6327282
77: Actors And Actresses Mrs. Minnie Maddern Fiske, the actress, 4327653
78: Actors And Actresses Orlando Day, a fourth-rate actor in London, 12327674
79: Actors And Actresses Twinkle, twinkle, lovely star! 4327373
80: Adam And Eve The little girl reported at home what 2330441
81: Adaptation I know a nature-faker, 2327727
82: Addresses In a large store a child, 1327152
83: Addresses An Englishman went into his local library 2328018
84: Advertising The editor of the local paper was unable to secure 8327604
85: Advertising Not long ago a patron of a café in Chicago 5327744
86: Advertising Advertising costs me a lot of money. 3327453
87: Advertising When Mark Twain, in his early days, 2327658
88: Advertising Good Heavens, man! 2327727
89: Advertising Paderewski arrived in a small western town 7327429
90: Advertising Shortly after Raymond Hitchcock made his first 11327338
91: Advertising Advertisements are of great use to the vulgar. 1327265
92: Advice Her exalted rank did not give Queen Victoria 2327629
93: Advice Many receive advice, 1327839
94: Aeronautics A flea and a fly in a flue, 5327467
95: Aeronautics The impression that men will never 1327741
96: Aeroplanes Mother, may I go aeroplane? 4327673
97: Aeroplanes Harry N. Atwood, the noted aviator, 3327795
98: Aeroplanes A genius who once did aspire 5327310
99: Affection There are as many aspects of grief as there are persons to mourn. 2327721
100: After Dinner Speeches A Frenchman once remarked: 2327469
101: After Dinner Speeches Every rose has its thorn 4327686
102: After Dinner Speeches Joseph Chamberlain was the guest of honor 1327741
103: After Dinner Speeches Friend," said one immigrant to another, 3327260
104: After Dinner Speeches When Daniel got into the lions' den 1327811
105: After Dinner Speeches Joseph H. Choate and Chauncey Depew were invited to a dinner. 2330090
106: After Dinner Speeches Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story: 6327906
107: After Dinner Speeches Mark Twain and Chauncey M. Depew once went abroad 3327443
108: Age The woman confessed to her crony: 2327670
109: Age The good die young. 1327285
110: Age How old are you, Tommy?" asked a caller. 2327209
111: Age How effusively sweet that Mrs. Blondey is to you, 4327527
112: Age As every southerner knows, 5327268
113: Age When "Bob" Burdette was addressing the graduating class 1327247
114: Age THE PARSON (about to improve the golden hour) 2327630
115: Age A well-meaning Washington florist 4327427
116: Age A small boy who had recently passed his fifth birthday 2327530
117: Age The late John Bigelow, the patriarch of diplomats and authors, 4327136
118: Age A wise man never puts away 1327726
119: Age To the old, long life and treasure; 2327070
120: Age Youth is a blunder; 1327454
121: Age We do not count a man's years, 1327498
122: Age To be seventy years young 1327460
123: Agents John, whatever induced you to buy 2327719
124: Agriculture A farmer, according to this definition, 1327278
125: Agriculture In certain parts of the west, 5327649
126: Agriculture They used to have a farming rule 6327241
127: Agriculture Blessed be agriculture! 1327803
128: Agriculture When tillage begins, 1330348
129: Alarm Clocks MIKE (in bed, to alarm-clock as it goes off) 1327732
130: Alertness Alert?" repeated a congressman, 1327417
131: Alibi The mother called in vain for her young son. 4327660
132: Alibi A party of Manila army women were returning in an auto 4327625
133: Alimony What is alimony, ma? 327589
134: Alimony The proof of the wedding 1327414
135: All Brains A gentleman who was walking through 4327311
136: All In One Breath Wife: "I'm afraid you'll think me 1327271
137: Allowances Why don't you give your wife an allowance? 2327305
138: Altruism WILLIE - "Pa!" 5327432
139: Altruism There was once a remarkably kind boy 9327275
140: Ambition Oliver Herford sat next to a soulful poetess 4327623
141: Ambition Hubby," said the observant wife, 4327329
142: Ambition The chief end of a man in New York 1327670
143: Ambition When you are aspiring to the highest place, 1327240
144: Ambition The man who seeks one thing in life, and but one, 5327290
145: American Girl Here's to the dearest 12327279
146: Americans Eugene Field was at a dinner in London 8327623
147: Americansz You can always tell the English, 4327472
148: Amnesty The nurse at the front regarded the wounded soldier with a puzzled frown. 3327723
149: Amusements A newspaper thus defined amusements: 2327390
150: Amusements I wish that my room had a floor; 5327392
151: Amusements I am a great friend to public amusements; 1327679
152: An Actor Pa, what's an actor? 2327719
153: An Alias Miss Hen: "I demand an explanation! 2327254
154: An Alias Lady (to prospective daily housemaid): 2327706
155: An Argument This theory about fish being brain food 3327499
156: An Error In Judgment Mother: "What! Have you been 2326929
157: An Extensive Love She: "They say that he fairly 2327277
158: Anatomy The little boy, sent to the butcher shop, 2327736
159: Anatomy TOMMY - "My gran'pa wuz in th' civil war, 3327211
160: Anatomy They thought more of the Legion of Honor 10327083
161: Anatomy Anatomy is the human body, 1328025
162: Ancestry A western buyer is inordinately proud of the fact 5327545
163: Ancestry In a speech in the Senate on Hawaiian affairs, 4327146
164: Ancestry Signor Marconi, in an interview in Washington, 5327361
165: Ancestry Gerald," said the young wife, 3327598
166: Ancestry My ancestors came over in the 'Mayflower. 2327319
167: Ancestry When in England, Governor Foss, 1327236
168: Ancestry People will not look forward to posterity, 1327729
169: Ancestry From yon blue heavens above us bent, 3327365
170: And They Say Women are Stubborn and Expensive Oil Change Instructions 57345769
171: Anger Charlie and Nancy had quarreled. 4327577
172: Anger When a husband loses his temper 1327351
173: Anger It is easy enough to restrain 1330460
174: Anniversaries MRS. JONES - "Does your husband remember your wedding anniversary?" 2327307
175: Answered She: "And what would 2327495
176: Antidotes Suppose," asked the professor in chemistry, 2327286
177: Apologizing Oh! Are you really a mind-reader? 3327621
178: Appearance Little Willie came home in a sad state. 4328195
179: Appearance The cross-eyed man at the ball bowed with courtly grace, and said: 4327583
180: Appearance What sort of an appearing man is he? 2327473
181: Appearances How fat and well your little boy looks. 2327646
182: Appetite The young man applied to the manager of the entertainment museum 18328190
183: Appetite Daniel Webster was the guest at dinner of a solicitous hostess 2327982
184: Appetite It was shortly after Thanksgiving Day that someone asked the little boy 2327673
185: Applause A certain theatrical troupe, 7328617
186: Applause Applause is the spur of noble minds, 1327681
187: Applause O Popular Applause! what heart of man 1328192
188: Applicant Prospective Employer: I suppose you have 2327234
189: Appreciation The distinguished actor had a large photograph of Wordsworth 6327496
190: Arbitration International A war was going on, and one day, 5327410
191: Argument Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, 3327677
192: Arithmetic He seems to be very clever. 2327382
193: Arithmetic SONNY - "Aw, pop, I don't wanter study arithmetic." 2327342
194: Arithmetic TEACHER - "Now, Johnny, suppose I should borrow 2327957
195: Arithmetic See how I can count, mama, 1327564
196: Arithmetic Two old salts who had spent most of their lives 6327126
197: Armies A new volunteer at a national guard 15327594
198: Armies The battle was going against him. 3327453
199: Armies An army officer decided to see for himself 4327337
200: Armies A war is a fearful thing," said Mr. Dolan. 2327352
201: Army Rations The colonel of a volunteer regiment camping 5327517
202: Army Rations On the occasion of the annual encampment 4327707
203: Arranged To Fit Elsie: "Mummy! if I wuz a fairy 3327610
204: Art An American tourist and his wife, 2327779
205: Art The Yankee tourist described glowingly the statue of a beautiful woman 2327522
206: Art Tell me, does your husband snore? 4327930
207: Art The packer from Chicago admired a picture by Rosa Bonheur. 5328804
208: Art There was an old sculptor named Phidias, 5327275
209: Art The friend had dropped in to see D'Auber, 3327551
210: Art A young artist once persuaded Whistler to come 3327392
211: Art The amateur artist was painting sunset, 4327634
212: Art Art is indeed not the bread 1327556
213: Art Now nature is not at variance with art, 1327508
214: Art And Nature Husband: "What was that you were playing, 5327152
215: Artists ARTIST - "I'd like to devote my last picture to a charitable purpose." 2327421
216: Artists Wealth has its penalties. 2327750
217: Artists CRITIC - "By George, old chap, 3329171
218: Artists He that seeks popularity in art 1327481
219: Athletes The caller's eye had caught the photograph 7327428
220: Athletics The sister spoke admiringly to the collegian who 4327753
221: Attention The supervisor of a school was trying to prove 6327202
222: Attorney and the Doctor Doctor, before you preformed the autopsy, 16330126
223: Authors A woman lion-hunter entertained a dinner party 2327899
224: Authors The following is a recipe for an author: 5327710
225: Authors Oscar Wilde, upon hearing one of Whistler's 1327232
226: Authors THE AUTHOR - "Would you advise me 2327162
227: Authors AMBITIOUS AUTHOR - "Hurray! Five dollars for my latest story, 3327316
228: Authors A lady who had arranged an authors' reading 2327257
229: Authors An ambitious young man called upon a publisher 3327589
230: Authors So you have had a long siege of nervous prostration? 2327265
231: Authors Mark Twain at a dinner at the Authors' Club said: 1327654
232: Authors An American friend of Edmond Rostand says 7327362
233: Authors George W. Cable, the southern writer, 3327574
234: Authors Brief History of a Successful Author: 1327647
235: Authors It took me nearly ten years to learn that I couldn't write stories. 3327518
236: Authors I dream my stories, 2327678
237: Authors The five-year-old son of James Oppenheim, 1327448
238: Authors William Dean Howells is the kindliest 3327327
239: Authors James Oliver Curwood, a novelist, 2327480
240: Authors Tried to skin me, that scribbler did! 3327277
241: Authors At a London dinner recently the conversation turned 3327311
242: Authors There is probably no hell for authors 1327521
243: Authors A thought upon my forehead, 8327453
244: Authors That writer does the most, 1327740
245: Authors Habits of close attention, thinking heads, 4327337
246: Authors The author who speaks about his 1327582
247: Automobiles TEACHER - "If a man saves $2 a week, 2327715
248: Automobiles How fast is your car, Jimpson? 2327541
249: Automobiles What is the name of your automobile? 4327380
250: Automobiles What little boy can tell me the difference 4327435
251: Automobiles Do you have much trouble with your automobile? 2327368
252: Automobiles A little "Brush" chugged painfully up to the gate of a race track. 5327611
253: Automobiles Autos rush in where..... 1327336
254: Automobiling Sorry, gentlemen," said the new constable, 3327424
255: Automobiling Two street pedlers in Bradford, 1327236
256: Automobiling It was very romantic, 3327216
257: Automobiling What you want to do is to have that mudhole 2327263
258: Automobiling The old lady from the country and her small son 3327279
259: Automobiling What makes you carry that horrible shriek 1327430
260: Automobiling In certain sections of West Virginia 4327285
261: Aviation The aviator's wife was taking her first trip 4327492
262: Aviation AVIATOR (to young assistant, 2327360
263: Aviation When Claude Grahame-White the famous aviator, 5327203
264: Aviators Little drops in water 4327780
265: Aviators Are you an experienced aviator? 2327629
266: Babies The visiting Englishman, with an eyeglass screwed to his eye, 3327934
267: Babies The teacher had explained to the class that the Indian women 4327658
268: Baccalaureate Sermons PROUD FATHER - "Rick, my boy, 3327646
269: Bacteria There once were some learned M.D.'s, 5328248
270: Bacteria Two doctors met in the hall of the hospital. 5327524
271: Bad Both Ways Dobb: "What's that piece of cord 2327568
272: Badges Mrs. Philpots came panting downstairs 10327686
273: Baggage An Aberdonian went to spend a few days 1327545
274: Baggage Johnnie Poe, one of the famous Princeton football family, 5327584
275: Bait A gentleman strolling alongside a canal observed 4328089
276: Baldness A patient complained to the doctor that his hair was coming out. 3328009
277: Baldness One mother who still considers Marcel waves 3327522
278: Baldness Were any of your boyish ambitions 2327939
279: Baldness Congressman Longworth is not gifted with much hair, 5328023
280: Baldness O, Mother, why are the men 2327704
281: Baldness The costumer came forward to attend 5327523
282: Baldness United States Senator Ollie James, 5327681
283: Baldness A near-sighted old lady at a dinner-party, 1327796
284: Banks And Banking During a financial panic, 3327639
285: Banks And Banking She advanced to the paying teller's window and, 4328246
286: Banks And Banking FRIEND - "So you're going to make it hot 327677
287: Baptism On the way to the baptism, the baby somehow loosened 9328325
288: Baptism The aged negro clergyman announced solemnly from the pulpit: 2328045
289: Baptism A revival was being held at a small colored 6327927
290: Baptists The old colored man left the Methodist Church 2327844
291: Baptists An old colored man first joined the Episcopal Church, 2327692
292: Baptists A Methodist negro exhorter shouted: 1327540
293: Bargains MANAGER (five-and-ten-cent store) 2327641
294: Bargains Hades," said the lady.... 1328028
295: Bargains Newell Dwight Hillis, the now famous New York preacher 2327563
296: Bargains My wife and myself are trying to get up 3327636
297: Baseball The teacher directed the class to write a brief 2328144
298: Baseball A run in time saves the nine. 2327820
299: Baseball Plague take that girl! 3327898
300: Baseball When Miss Cheney, one of the popular teachers 3327541
301: Baths And Bathing The only unoccupied room in the hotel 3327486
302: Baths And Bathing RURAL CONSTABLE-"Now then, 2327561
303: Baths And Bathing A woman and her brother lived alone 2327554
304: Baths And Bathing In one of the lesser Indian hill 8327722
305: Battle Teacher: "In which of his battles 2328304
306: Bazars Once upon a time a deacon who did not favor church bazars 3327485
307: Beards There was an old man with a beard, 5327602
308: Bears The old trapper was chased by a grizzly. 2328025
309: Bears The guide introduced a tourist in the Rocky Mountains 4327986
310: Beauty If eyes were made for seeing, 2327747
311: Beauty A thing of beauty is a joy forever; 5327703
312: Beauty, Personal In good looks I am not a star. 5327438
313: Beauty, Personal Shine yer boots, sir? 5328266
314: Beauty, Personal A farmer returning home late at night, 6327805
315: Beauty, Personal The senator and the major were walking up the avenue. 3327501
316: Beauty, Personal Pat, thinking to enliven the party, 3327328
317: Beauty, Personal ARTHUR - "They say dear, 2327130
318: Beauty, Personal In the negro car of a railway train 3327152
319: Beauty, Personal Little dabs of powder, 4327453
320: Beauty, Personal He kissed her on the cheek, 4327335
321: Beauty, Personal MOTHER (to inquisitive child) 2326937
322: Beauty, Personal One day, while walking with a friend 1327156
323: Beauty, Personal What a homely woman! 3327581
324: Beauty, Personal Beauty is worse than wine; 1327432
325: Beds A western politician tells the following story 4327174
326: Beer The father of a school boy in New York City 3327608
327: Beer The new soda clerk was a mystery, 2327278
328: Beer A man to whom illness was chronic, 5327628
329: Bees TEACHER - "Tommy, do you know 2327542
330: Beetles Now doth the frisky June Bug 12327421
331: Beggars The cultured maid servant announced to her mistress, 4327562
332: Begging THE "ANGEL" (about to give a beggar a dime) 2327790
333: Begging MAN - "Is there any reason why I 2327138
334: Begging MILLIONAIRE (to ragged beggar) 2327044
335: Begging Once, while Bishop Talbot, 6326997
336: Begging To get thine ends, 2326932
337: Begging Well, whiles I am a beggar I will rail 4327379
338: Beginners A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab. 4327488
339: Betrothal The cook, Nora, had announced her engagement 6327592
340: Betrothal The delinquent laggard swain had been telling 5327511
341: Better Unsaid Cholly Lyttlebrayne: "Yes, the doctors 2327381
342: Betting The officers' mess was discussing rifle shooting. 12327043
343: Betting Two old cronies went into a drug store 4327112
344: Bible Interpretation Miss Jane, did Moses have the same after-dinner 3327249
345: Bible Interpretation Mr. Preacher," said a white man to a colored minister 2329940
346: Bible Verse Ethel," said the bishop, 4327444
347: Bicycle A young lady who was inspecting bicycles 5327507
348: Bigamy What is the penalty for bigamy? 2327389
349: Bigamy The man was weak and naturally unlucky, 2327241
350: Bigamy There once was an old man of Lyme. 5327096
351: Bigamy Bigamy is when 1327948
352: Bills The proverb, "Where there's a will there's a way..... 1327312
353: Bills YOUNG DOCTOR - "Why do you always ask your patients 2327499
354: Bills Farmer Gray kept summer boarders. 5327562
355: Bills PATIENT (angrily) 2327469
356: Bills At the bedside of a patient who was a noted humorist, 3327435
357: Bills Thank Heaven, those bills are got rid of, 3327549
358: Birth The little girl in the zoölogical park tossed bits 4327139
359: Birthdays When a man has a birthday he takes a day off, 1327845
360: Black Superstition Architect: "Have you any suggestions 2326908
361: Blessing The philosopher, on being interrupted 1327099
362: Blind A shopkeeper with no conscience put by his door 2327702
363: Blind Prostitute Woman laid on road on motorway 1333899
364: Blindness The sympathetic and inquisitive old lady at the seashore 3327293
365: Blockhead The recruit complained to the sergeant 2327371
366: Blonde Joke A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. 9330986
367: Blonde Joke How do you drown a blonde? 2328242
368: Blood Relations Actor: "Are these poor relations 2327315
369: Blue Blood Mrs. Profiteer: "Is this a pedigree dog?" 2327479
370: Blue Blood Small Bridesmaid (loudly, in middle of ceremony): 1327141
371: Blue Blood Small Girl: "To-day's my mummy's 2327285
372: Blue Blood Wot's a minimum wage, Albert? 2327112
373: Blue Blood Office Boy (anxious to go to football match): 3327213
374: Blue Blood Minister's Wife: "My husband was asking 2327632
375: Blue Blood Two mistakes here, 2326833
376: Blue Blood Mistress: "Oh, cook, 2327114
377: Blue Blood Gushing Lady: "Yes, she's married 2327369
378: Blue Blood Mother: "Augustus, you naughty boy, 2326712
379: Blue Blood New Butler: "At what time, 4327134
380: Blue Blood Fond Mamma: "I sometimes think, 2327263
381: Blue Blood Playful Hostess: "Couldn't you manage 4327288
382: Blue Blood Vicar's Wife: "What are you children 4327176
383: Bluffing Francis Wilson, the comedian, 7327337
384: Blunders An early morning customer in an optician's shop 5327475
385: Blunders The ship doctor of an English liner notified 3327003
386: Blunders Telephone girls sometimes glory in their mistakes 6327426
387: Blunders A good Samaritan, passing an apartment house 21327354
388: Blunders There was a young man from the city, 5327200
389: Boasting Maybe the man who boasts that he doesn't owe 3327092
390: Boasting WILLIE - "All the stores closed on the day my uncle died." 2327287
391: Boasting Two men were boasting about their rich kin. Said one: 7328183
392: Bolshie I 'ear your 'usband 2327244
393: Bonanzas A certain Congressman had disastrous experience 3329326
394: Bone Of Contention The crowd in the car was packed suffocatingly close. 6327502
395: Bone Of Contention During the Civil War, an old negro was deeply 8327293
396: Bookkeeping Tommy, fourteen years old, arrived home for the holidays, 1327212
397: Books And Reading LADY PRESIDENT - "What book has helped you most?" 2327310
398: Books And Reading You may send me up the complete 1327560
399: Books And Reading There are three classes of bookbuyers: 1326939
400: Books And Reading The owner of a large library solemnly warned 1326995
401: Books And Reading In science, read, by preference, 1326974
402: Books And Reading Learning hath gained most by those 1327320
403: Books And Reading Books should to one of these four ends conduce, 2327286
404: Books And Reading A darky meeting another coming from the library 3327112
405: Books And Reading I don't know what to give Lizzie 3327661
406: Booksellers And Bookselling A bookseller reports these mistakes 6328709
407: Booksellers And Bookselling When a customer in a Boston department store 1326876
408: Booksellers And Bookselling It was a few days before Christmas 4326952
409: Bookworms A book-worm," said papa, 1329097
410: Bores What kind of a looking man is that chap 2327168
411: Bores A man who was a well known 1327562
412: Borrowers A well-known but broken-down Detroit newspaper man, 6327161
413: Borrowers One winter morning Henry Clay, 3327037
414: Bosses The insurance agent climbed the steps and rang the bell. 12326988
415: Boston A tourist from the east, 1327616
416: Boston A little Boston girl with exquisitely long golden 3327307
417: Boston NAN - "That young man from Boston 2327915
418: Boston A Bostonian died, and when he arrived 4328813
419: Boston There was a young lady from Boston, 5327059
420: Bottled Courage Is this stuff guaranteed 2326882
421: Boxing John L. Sullivan was asked why he had never taken to giving boxing lessons. 2327606
422: Boys A certain island in the West Indies is liable 3328753
423: Boys Aunt Eliza came up the walk and said 327279
424: Boys An iron hoop bounded through the area railings 8326965
425: Breakfast The Southern Colonel at Saratoga Springs, 7328072
426: Breakfast Foods Pharaoh had just dreamed of the seven 2327427
427: Breath One day a teacher was having a first-grade class 2327111
428: Breath Said the bibulous gentleman who had been reading 2327392
429: Brevity The best illustration of the value 1327882
430: Brevity An after-dinner speaker was called 1327295
431: Brevity 326558
432: Brevity A negro servant, on being ordered to 3327397
433: Brevity Dr. Abernethy, the famous Scotch surgeon, 12326972
434: Bribery A thriving baseball club is one of the features of a boy's 5328377
435: Bribery A judge, disgusted with a jury that 5327168
436: Brides My dear," said the young husband 2327161
437: Brides Do you think only of me? 2327618
438: Bridge Whist How about the sermon? 3326952
439: Brooklyn At the Brooklyn Bridge. 2327318
440: Brutality Two ladies in a car disputed concerning the window, 5327914
441: Bryan, William Jennings Some time after the presidential election of 1908, 1326859
442: Buildings Pat had gone back home to Ireland 3327434
443: Burglars A burglar was one night engaged in 4329148
444: Burglary A young couple that had received many valuable wedding 4328205
445: Bushisms Can the English language survive after US 13329982
446: Business A Boston lawyer, who brought his wit from his native Dublin, 6328882
447: Business At the Boston Immigration Station 4327202
448: Business Enterprise It happened in Topeka. 1327569
449: Business Enterprise In a section of Washington where 4327007
450: Business Enterprise A boy looking for something to do saw the sign 3328716
451: Business Enterprise A Chinaman found his wife lying dead 3328814
452: Business Enterprise A rather simple-looking lad halted before 5327443
453: Business Enterprise Do you know where Johnny Locke lives, 4327381
454: Business Enterprise From each according to his ability, 1326991
455: Business Enterprise In a New York street a wagon loaded 5326909
456: Business Ethics Johnny," said his teacher, 4327450
457: Business Women Wanted - A housekeeping man 1327561
458: But He's On His Way Uncle Tom arrived at the station 6327975
459: Butler Doctor (at door, to butler): 2327322
460: Calmness In Bret Harte's Mary McGillup, 3328521
461: Camping Camp life is just 1327931
462: Candidate A candidate for Congress from a 1329047
463: Candidates When I first decided to allow the people 4327448
464: Candidates A good story is told on the later Senator Vance. 17327696
465: Candidates A political office in a small town was vacant. 4327608
466: Candidates The little daughter of a Democratic candidate 1327715
467: Candidates I am willing," said the candidate, 2327617
468: Candidates Now, Mr. Blank, 3327749
469: Candor Jeanette was wearing a new frock when her dearest friend called. 4328453
470: Canning And Preserving A canner, exceedingly canny, 5329103
471: Capitalists Of the late Bishop Charles G. Grafton a 1328002
472: Cards A Tennessee farmer went to town and bought a gallon jug 2328323
473: Carefulness Michael Dugan, a journeyman plumber, 3327742
474: Carefulness The newly-elected president 2330222
475: Carelessness The housemaid, tidying the stairs the morning after a reception, 2331067
476: Carpenters While building a house, 9327441
477: Carving To Our National Birds 327604
478: Caste In some parts of the South the darkies 3327675
479: Caterpillars The small boy sat at the foot of a telegraph pole, 5328076
480: Cats Clarence, aged eight, was a member of the Band of Mercy, 4328217
481: Cats The teacher put a question to the class: 12328145
482: Cats The little girl returned from church deeply musing on the sermon, 2328037
483: Cats There was a young lady whose dream 5327310
484: Cats There once were two cats in Kilkenny, 4327325
485: Caught Lying The tender young mother detected her baby boy 6333234
486: Cause And Effect Archbishop Whately was one day asked 1329989
487: Cause And Effect A man who has an office downtown called 4327929
488: Cause And Effect BANKS - "I had a new experience yesterday, 5328747
489: Cause And Effect Among a party of Bostonians who spent some time 7328132
490: Cause And Effect Jack Barrymore, son of Maurice Barrymore, 4327828
491: Cause And Effect What a lot of suffering these ambulance 2327489
492: Cause And Effect He's a nice little horse 2327573
493: Cause And Effect The way those people flaunt 2327418
494: Caustic A good story is told of a pawky old Scot, 4328694
495: Caution Marshall Field, 3rd, 4327478
496: Champagne MR. HILTON - "Have you opened that bottle of champagne, 2327665
497: Champagne Sir Andrew Clark was Mr. Gladstone's physician, 4327525
498: Champagne Wishing to give his Scotch steward 1327571
499: Changing Places They say that she was his stenographer 4327524
500: Changing The Subject She: "Well! Let us change the subject. 3327675
501: Changing The Subject I say, Taxi, I've only got enough change 1327243
502: Character The Rev. Charles H. Spurgeon was fond of a joke 4327339
503: Character They were trying an Irishman, 5327657
504: Character We must have a weak spot or two in a character 1327772
505: Charity Oh, mamma," questioned the child, "who's that?" 3327929
506: Charity Charity," said Rev. B., 1327855
507: Charity Dr. C.H. Parkhurst, the eloquent New York clergyman, 3327641
508: Charity THE LADY - "Well, I'll give you a dime; 2327382
509: Charity Porter Emerson came into the office yesterday. 3327830
510: Charity I made a mistake," said Plodding Pete. 3327317
511: Charity It requires a vast deal of courage and charity 4326910
512: Charity Good morning, ma'am, 2327457
513: Charity Charity is a virtue 1327402
514: Charity You find people ready 1327457
515: Chauffeur An attorney of Los Angeles 3327240
516: Chicago A western bookseller wrote to a house 3327159
517: Chicken Little One day the first grade teacher was reading 5330579
518: Chicken Stealing Senator Money of Mississippi asked an old 2327869
519: Chicken Stealing Ida Black had retired from the most select 3327383
520: Chicken Stealing Does de white folks in youah 2327454
521: Chicken Stealing Henry E. Dixey met a friend one afternoon on Broadway. 5327045
522: Chicken Stealing A southerner, hearing a great commotion 6327119
523: Chicken Stealing A colored parson, calling upon one of his flock, 3327313
524: Chicken-Stealing The Southern planter heard a commotion in his poultry 4327226
525: Child Labor What's up old man; you look as happy as a lark! 2327147
526: Child's Sermon Is was that time, during the Sunday morning service, 3330563
527: Children Two weary parents once advertised: 2326737
528: Children A couple advertised: 2327226
529: Children A boy twelve years old with an air of melancholy resignation, 4328911
530: Children MRS. POST - "But why adopt a baby when you 2327028
531: Children The neighbors of a certain woman in a New England 5327213
532: Children Childhood has no forebodings; 1327323
533: Children Better to be driven out 1327718
534: Choices William Phillips, our secretary of embassy at London, 3327323
535: Choices A well-known furniture dealer of a Virginia 3327131
536: Choices A man hurried into a quick-lunch restaurant 3327362
537: Christian Scientists While waiting for the speaker at a public meeting 3327161
538: Christianity A shipwrecked traveler was washed up on a small island. 3328188
539: Christians At a dinner, when the gentlemen 3327561
540: Christians A traveler who believed himself to be sole 2327454
541: Christmas A political boss wished to show his appreciation 3327658
542: Christmas Santa Claus inserted an upright piano, 1327762
543: Christmas Gifts 3326708
544: Christmas Gifts 4326684
545: Christmas Gifts Little six-year-old Harry was asked by his Sunday-school teacher: 3327915
546: Christmas Gifts For little children everywhere 4327298
547: Christmas Gifts I will, if you will, 10330602
548: Chronology TOURIST - "They have just dug up the corner-stone 2327226
549: Church The young members of the family had been taught 3327270
550: Church The old negro attended a service in the Episcopal Church 2327236
551: Church Attendance Tremendous crowd up at our church last night. 3327054
552: Church Attendance I understand," said a young woman to another, 2327091
553: Church Attendance Are you a pillar of the church? 2327235
554: Church Discipline Pius the Ninth was not without a certain 1327426
555: Circus A well-known theatrical manager repeats 5327466
556: Circus Willie to the circus went, 4326982
557: Circus A child of strict parents, 2329015
558: Circus Johnny, who had been to the circus, 4327454
559: Circus A boy and his mother were taking 2328775
560: Civilization An officer of the Indian Office at Washington 5327238
561: Civilization My dear, listen to this, 1326997
562: Civilization The path of civilization 1327243
563: Claiming Acquaintance Chimmie: "Dat's McCorker de heavy-weight 2327253
564: Classified Mrs. Bargain: "Oh, Ethel! 2327026
565: Cleanliness The little boy was clad in an immaculate white suit 2330687
566: Cleanliness The mother catechised her young son 7326941
567: Cleanliness Among the tenements that lay within 4327538
568: Cleanliness A woman in one of the factory towns 4327171
569: Cleanliness How old are you?" once asked Whistler 1327086
570: Cleanliness If dirt was trumps, 1327009
571: Cleanliness The Housewife: My goodness! 2326824
572: Clergy Now, children," said the visiting minister 4327407
573: Clergy All work and no 1327522
574: Clergy Bishop Doane of Albany was at one time rector 6327436
575: Clergy The four-year-old daughter of a clergyman 7326910
576: Clergy PROFESSOR - "Now, Mr. Jones, 2327128
577: Clergy Archbishop Ryan was once accosted 3327389
578: Clergy A Duluth pastor makes it a point to welcome 3327221
579: Clergy A minister of a fashionable church 13327429
580: Clergy Bishop Goodsell, of the Methodist Episcopal church, 2327458
581: Clergy It is a standing rule of a company 1327289
582: Clergy Booker Washington, as all the world knows, 4327084
583: Clergy On one occasion the minister delivered a sermon 4327350
584: Clergy A pompous Bishop of Oxford was once stopped 10327470
585: Clergy Skilful alike with tongue and pen, 6326847
586: Climate In a certain town the local forecaster 4326914
587: Clothing One morning as Mark Twain returned from a neighborhood morning call, 3327047
588: Clothing A man whose trousers bagged badly 2327159
589: Clothing The evening wore on, 3327150
590: Clothing See that measuring worm crawling up my skirt! 2327486
591: Clothing Dwellers in huts and in marble halls 8326935
592: Clothing Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy, 3327493
593: Clubs Belle and Ben had just announced their engagement. 3327435
594: Clubs The guest landing at the yacht club float with his host, 3326976
595: Clubs One afternoon thirty ladies met at the home 2327041
596: Coal Dealers In a Kansas town where two brothers 3326920
597: Coeducation The speaker was waxing eloquent, 2326954
598: Coffee Among the coffee-drinkers a high place 1326952
599: Coins He had just returned from Paris and said to his old aunt in the country: 2327483
600: Collecting Of Accounts An enterprising firm advertised: 1327245
601: Collecting Of Accounts Sir," said the haughty American 2327042
602: Collecting Of Accounts A retail dealer in buggies doing business 3327472
603: Collecting Of Accounts The saddest words of tongue or pen 4327063
604: Collectors And Collecting Sir Walter Raleigh had called 3327408
605: College Graduates Can't I take your order for one of our encyclopedias! 2327351
606: College Students Say, dad, remember that story you told me 3327506
607: College Students WANTED: Burly beauty-proof individual 1327414
608: College Students FRESHMAN - "I have a sliver in my finger. 2327054
609: College Students STUDE - "Do you smoke, professor?" 5327278
610: College Students Three boys from Yale, 1327119
611: College Students A college professor was one day nearing 3327272
612: College Students When Rutherford B. Hayes was a student 5326961
613: College Students A western college boy amused himself 2327323
614: College Students The president of an eastern university 1326886
615: College Students STUDE. - "Is it possible to confide a secret to you?" 4327102
616: College Students Why did you come to college, anyway? 2327103
617: College Students A young Irishman at college in want of twenty-five dollars 12327353
618: College Students The professor was delivering the final lecture 4326820
619: College Students It was Commencement Day at a well-known woman's college, 3326939
620: College Students The world's great men have not 1326694
621: Colleges And Universities The college is a coy maid 4327092
622: Colleges And Universities What is a 'faculty'? 2327410
623: Colleges And Universities Yale University is to have 327492
624: Colleges And Universities FIRST TRUSTEE - "But this ancient institution 2327195
625: Colleges And Universities The president of the university had dark circles 4327023
626: Collision There had been a collision near Euston Station 3326791
627: Common Sense A mysterious building had been erected 6327577
628: Community The young man at the summer resort, 5326943
629: Commuters BRIGGS - "Is it true that you have broken 2327446
630: Commuters I see you carrying home a new kind of breakfast food, 2326898
631: Commuters After the sermon on Sunday morning 2326941
632: Commuters A suburban train was slowly working its 3327135
633: Commuters A nervous commuter on his dark, 5327663
634: Comparisons A milliner endeavored to sell to a colored woman one 2327101
635: Comparisons A well-known author tells of an English 2327673
636: Comparisons Darling," whispered the ardent suitor, 3327352
637: Comparisons Girls make me tired, 2327324
638: Comparisons A friend once wrote Mark Twain a letter 2327537
639: Comparisons The Rev. Dr. William Emerson, 1327073
640: Comparisons Is it possible your pragmatical 1327016
641: Compensation Isaac and Moses dined in a restaurant 2327224
642: Compensation Speakin' of de law of compensation, 1326770
643: Competition A new baby arrived at a house. 3327564
644: Competition A farmer during a long-continued drought 2327390
645: Compliments Would you like a lock of my hair? 4327471
646: Compliments The young man, dancing with the girl to whom 2327116
647: Compliments In former times, when royalties were more important, 4327191
648: Compliments Supper was in progress, and the father was telling 6326971
649: Composers Recipe for the musical comedy composer: 5327447
650: Compromises Boss - "There's $10 gone from my cash drawer, 2327464
651: Concealment The widow was deep in suds over the family wash, 2327013
652: Conceit I suppose I must admit that I do have my faults, 2327182
653: Conditional Eloping Bride: "Oh, Jack! 2327576
654: Confession Time An Alabama Preacher said to his congregation: 9330350
655: Confessions You say Garston made a complete confession? 2327390
656: Confessions Little Ethel had been brought up with 4327083
657: Confessions Confession is good for the soul. 2327855
658: Congress Congress is a national inquisitorial 1327440
659: Congress Judging from the stuff printed in the newspapers, 6327303
660: Congressmen It was at a banquet in Washington given 4327024
661: Congressmen Representative X, from North Carolina, 2327244
662: Congressmen Champ Clark loves to tell of how in the heat 4327660
663: Congressmen A Georgia Congressman had put up at an American-plan 4327358
664: Conscience The child had been greatly impressed by her first experience 3326990
665: Conscience The moral of this story may be that it is better 7327857
666: Conscience A quiet conscience makes one so serene! 3327234
667: Conscience Oh, Conscience! Conscience! man's most faithful friend, 4327501
668: Consequences A teacher asked her class in spelling 2327085
669: Consequences Consequences are unpitying. 1331634
670: Conservative He was a stout man, and his feet 5327447
671: Consideration The goose had been carved at the Christmas 3326856
672: Consideration A clergyman, who was summoned in haste 3327205
673: Constancy His companion bent over the dying man, 2327110
674: Constancy A soldier belonging to a brigade in command 7327427
675: Contribution Box The parson looks it o'er and frets. 4326901
676: Contribution Box There were introductions all around. 2326890
677: Contribution Box The collections had fallen off badly 3327197
678: Contribution Box A newly appointed Scotch minister 2327379
679: Contribution Box POLICE COMMISSIONER - "If you were ordered to disperse a mob, 3327328
680: Contribution Box I advertized that the poor were made 1327379
681: Conundrums Mose, what is the difference between a bucket 3326835
682: Conversation My dog understands every word I say. 4327008
683: Conversation THE TALL AND AGGRESSIVE ONE 2326963
684: Conversation HUS (during a quarrel) 2326966
685: Conversation Irving Bacheller, it appears, was on a tramping 8327254
686: Conversation Conversation is the laboratory 1327392
687: Conversation A single conversation across the table 1327028
688: Conversion A zealous church member in a Kentucky village 4327179
689: Cookery The housewife gave the tramp a large piece of pie 2326915
690: Cookery John, John," whispered an alarmed wife, 2327054
691: Cookery This is certainly a modern cook-book in every way. 3326975
692: Cookery There was recently presented to a newly-married young woman 4326860
693: Cookery Heaven sends us good meat, 1326821
694: Cooking Mrs. Newlywed: "Oh, Jack, 1327193
695: Corked Doctor: "You are a great deal 2327221
696: Cornets Spurgeon was once asked if the man who 2327059
697: Corns Great aches 1327318
698: Corpulence The wife of a prominent Judge was making arrangements 4326780
699: Corpulence An employee of a rolling mill 2327059
700: Corpulence A very stout old lady, bustling through the park 5327105
701: Corpulence A jolly steamboat captain with more 2327106
702: Corpulence A very large lady entered a street car 1327018
703: Corpulence To our Fat Friends: 1326815
704: Cosmopolitanism Secretary of State Lazansky refused to incorporate 4327389
705: Cost Of Living Did you punish our son for throwing 2327377
706: Cost Of Living Live within your income, 1327069
707: Cost Of Living You say your jewels were stolen 2327314
708: Cost Of Living A grouchy butcher, 3327263
709: Cost Of Living TOM - "My pa is very religious. 4327073
710: Couldn't Resist It Look here," began the youth, 6326728
711: Country Life BILTER (at servants' agency) 2327359
712: Country Life VISITOR - "You have a fine road leading from the station." 2327405
713: Courage AUNT ETHEL - "Well, Beatrice, 4327242
714: Courage He was the small son of a bishop, 3327354
715: Courage Courage, the highest gift, that scorns to bend 10327329
716: Courtesy The witness was obviously a rustic and quite new 4327216
717: Courtesy The mayor of a French town had, 1326788
718: Courtesy Mrs. Taft, at a diplomatic dinner, 4326994
719: Courtesy Justice Moody was once riding on the platform 6327369
720: Courts One day when old Thaddeus Stevens was practicing 3326729
721: Courts It's all right to fine me, 4327021
722: Courts A stranger came into an Augusta bank 11327154
723: Courtship Do you think a woman believes you 2327326
724: Courtship Augustus Fitzgibbons Moran 5327077
725: Courtship SPOONLEIGH - "Does your sister always look under the bed?" 2326802
726: Courtship There was a young man from the West, 5327229
727: Courtship I hope your father does not object 2327387
728: Courtship There was an old monk of Siberia, 5327008
729: Courtship It was scarcely half-past nine 5326998
730: Courtship What were you and Mr. Smith talking about 3327039
731: Courtship During a discussion of the fitness 2327162
732: Courtship A young woman who was about to wed 7327228
733: Courtship Uncle Nehemiah, the proprietor of a ramshackle 3327490
734: Courtship Jack and I have parted forever. 3327612
735: Courtship Here's to solitaire with a partner, 2327390
736: Cowardice The old farmer and his wife visited the menagerie. 5326868
737: Cowards Mrs. Hicks was telling some ladies 4326857
738: Cowards MRS. PECK - "Henry, what would you 3327022
739: Cowards Johnny hasn't been to school long, 10327230
740: Cowards A negro came running down the lane 3327080
741: Cows Little Willie, being a city boy, 8327023
742: Cows There was an old man who said, "How 5326717
743: Criticism FIRST MUSIC CRITIC - "I wasted a whole 3327237
744: Criticism As soon 6327075
745: Criticism It is much easier to be critical 1327018
746: Cruelty Why do you beat your little son? 2326949
747: Cucumbers Consider the ways of the little green cucumber, 1327581
748: Curfew A former resident of Marshall, Mo., 5327536
749: Curiosity The colored man, passing through the market, 3326957
750: Curiosity The Christmas church services were proceeding 4327045
751: Curiosity A one-armed man entered a restaurant 2327256
752: Cynic Professor (endeavoring to impress 2326692
753: Dachshunds A little boy was entertaining the minister 4327834
754: Damages The child came to his mother in tears. 4327293
755: Damages A Chicago lawyer tells of a visit he received 4328720
756: Damages A Chicago man who was a passenger 5328837
757: Damages Up in Minnesota Mr. Olsen had a cow 3327562
758: Dancing He was a remarkably stout gentleman, 2327744
759: Dancing George Bernard Shaw was recently entertained 3327497
760: Dancing On a journey through the South not long ago, 3327829
761: Dancing If they had danced the tango and the trot 4327724
762: Danger One foot in the grave, 1327633
763: Dead Certainty On Tuesday, a colored maid asked her mistress 3327550
764: Dead Men's Shoes hen a certain officer of the governor's staff died, 3327604
765: Deafness In the smoking-room of a theatre, between the acts, 11327890
766: Deafness An excellent old gentleman grew hard of hearing, 4327479
767: Debts A train traveling through the West 9327517
768: Debts WILLIS - "He calls himself a dynamo." 2327666
769: Debts Anticipated rents, and bills unpaid, 4327541
770: Debts I hold every man a 1327586
771: Declined With Thanks Farmer Brown was an old-fashioned farmer. 4327431
772: Dedication The visitor to the poet's wife expressed her surprise 2327428
773: Deer The deer's a mighty useful beast 4327410
774: Definition The schoolboy, after profound thought, 2327565
775: Degrees A young theologian named Fiddle 4327571
776: Degrees In Degradation Phil May, the artist, when once down on his luck in Australia, 4327763
777: Delay A woman in the mountains of Tennessee 2327663
778: Democracy Why are you so vexed, Irma? 2327615
779: Democratic Party HOSPITAL PHYSICIAN - "Which ward do you wish 2327820
780: Denied The Privilege The Child: "Mother! Did you buy 3327336
781: Dentistry Our young hopeful came running into the house. 3327555
782: Dentists The dentist is one who pulls 1327529
783: Dentists One day little Flora was taken to have 1327451
784: Dentists One said a tooth drawer was a kind 1327427
785: Description A popular soprano is said to have 1327539
786: Design, Decorative Harold watched his mother as she folded 4327856
787: Destination A Washington car conductor, 7327596
788: Destination Andrew Lang once invited a friend to dinner 2327486
789: Details Charles Frohman was talking to a Philadelphia 4327814
790: Detectives When Conan Doyle arrived for the first 5327401
791: Determination After the death of Andrew Jackson 8327533
792: Devil Some wasps built their nests during the week 2327833
793: Diagnosis An epileptic dropped in a fit on the streets 2327768
794: Diamonds The Professor: A diamond is the hardest 2327678
795: Did you hear Did you hear about the awful 3327644
796: Diet The young lady, who was something of a food fadist, 3327571
797: Diet Eat, drink, and be merry 1327754
798: Diet There was a young lady named Perkins, 5327337
799: Diet Mother," asked the little one, 1327335
800: Diet The doctor told him he needed carbohydrates, 6327497
801: Diet A Colonel, who used to assert 5327452
802: Diet To abstain that we may enjoy 1327553
803: Diet They are as sick that surfeit 1327119
804: Digestion In an English school, the examiner asked 5326887
805: Dilemmas A story that has done service in political campaigns 4327372
806: Dining A twelve course dinner 1327305
807: Dining That was the spirit of your uncle 2327389
808: Dining Chakey, Chakey," called the big sister 1327521
809: Dining There was a young lady of Cork, 5326907
810: Dining An anecdote about Dr. Randall Davidson, 2327159
811: Dining There was a young lady named Maud, 5326934
812: Dining Father's trip abroad did him so much good, 1327435
813: Dining Whistler, the artist, 2326928
814: Dining A macaroon, 12327181
815: Dining The small daughter of the house 4326863
816: Dining For a man seldom thinks with more 1327526
817: Diplomacy Now, let me see," the impecunious man 3327866
818: Diplomacy Ted had a habit of dropping in at the house next door 4327864
819: Diplomacy Sometimes the use of a diplomatic method defeats 2327340
820: Diplomacy The lady of uncertain age simpered at the gentleman 3327181
821: Diplomacy Diplomacy is shown inversely by the remark 5327980
822: Diplomacy WIFE - "Please match this piece of silk 3326978
823: Diplomacy Scripture tells us that a soft answer 4327672
824: Diplomacy Miss de Simpson, 2326940
825: Diplomacy I call'd the devil and he came, 8328090
826: Dirt We are more particular nowadays about cleanliness 2327391
827: Dirt The French aristocrats were not always 4327270
828: Discipline Jimmy found much to criticise in his small sister. 4327155
829: Discounts A train in Arizona was boarded by robbers, 2327164
830: Discretion The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman 4326976
831: Discretion When you can, 1326943
832: Discretion Miss Bizzy: "I am glad to hear 2326724
833: Disposition One eastern railroad has a regular 2327049
834: Distances A regiment of regulars was making a long, 10327085
835: Divorce The court was listening to the testimony 10327247
836: Divorce When a woman marries and then divorces 2326908
837: Doctors A victim of chronic bronchitis called on 5327187
838: Doctors A well-to-do colored man suffered a serious illness, 4327536
839: Doctors A member of the faculty in a London medical 4327651
840: Doctors The Chinaman expressed his gratitude to that mighty physician 2327218
841: Doctors The instructor in the Medical College exhibited a diagram. 5327172
842: Doctors The physician turned from the telephone to his wife: 4326657
843: Doctrine In a former generation, when elaborate doctrines 3327147
844: Documentary Evidence During the worst of the spy-scare period in London 2327023
845: Dog Goin' in that house over there? 6327155
846: Dogs The tramp was sitting with his back to a hedge 4327191
847: Dogs Many a great man has been given credit 2327379
848: Dogs The fox terrier regarded with curious interest 5326990
849: Dogs During the siege of Paris in the Franco-German war, 2327052
850: Dogs The young clergyman during a parochial call 5326835
851: Dogs The meditative Hollander delivered a monologue to his dog: 3326815
852: Dogs Some persons are born to have honor thrust upon them, 3327062
853: Dogs LADY (to tramp who had been commissioned 2327328
854: Dogs A family moved from the city to a suburban locality 2327370
855: Dogs Dogs is mighty useful beasts 5327413
856: Dogs My dog took first prize at the cat show. 3326802
857: Dogs FAIR VISITOR - "Why are you giving Fido's teeth 2327396
858: Dogs Do you know that that bulldog of yours 3327569
859: Dogs Fleshy Miss Muffet 6327165
860: Dogs William J. Stevens, for several years 4326882
861: Dogs One would have it that a collie is the most 4327077
862: Dogs The more one sees 1327576
863: Domestic Finance Talk about Napoleon! 3327481
864: Domestic Finance A Lakewood woman was recently reading 10327129
865: Domestic Finance I am sending you a thousand kisses, 1327620
866: Domestic Quarrels After a trip abroad, a lady inquired of her colored washerwoman: 9327325
867: Domestic Quarrels The newly married pair quarreled seriously, 6326960
868: Domestic Quarrels The good wife, after she and her husband 3327009
869: Domestic Relations There was a young man of Dunbar, 5327133
870: Doubt Small Jimmie discussed with his chief 2327472
871: Doubt Ability to look on two sides of a question 327307
872: Drama The new play was a failure. 2326999
873: Drama The average modern play calls 1327219
874: Drama The young man in the third row 4326870
875: Drama LARRY - "I like Professor Whatishisname 2327179
876: Drama I think I love and reverence all arts equally, 1327444
877: Drama Two women were leaving the theater after a performance 2326868
878: Dramatic Criticism Theodore Dreiser, the novelist, 4327309
879: Dramatic Criticism Nat Goodwin, the American comedian, 4327527
880: Dramatists I hear Scribbler finally got one of his plays on the boards. 2327531
881: Dramatists So you think the author of this play will live, 2326782
882: Dramatists We all know the troubles of a dramatist 3327519
883: Dreams The group of dwellers at the seaside 3326988
884: Dress Oh, have you heard? Mrs. Blaunt 2327598
885: Dress The son of the house had been reading of an escaped lunatic. 5327352
886: Dressmakers WIFE - "Wretch! Show me that letter." 4327017
887: Drew Blank The MacTavish was not a mean man. 8326699
888: Drink It was nine o'clock in the morning, 7326810
889: Drink The very convivial gentleman left his club happy, 2326939
890: Drink The highly inebriated individual halted before 2327118
891: Drink The proprietor of the general store at the cross-roads 9326861
892: Drink Two Southern gentlemen, who were of very convivial habits, 4327066
893: Drink The old toper was asked if he had ever met 2326862
894: Drink A farmer, who indulged in sprees, 2327089
895: Drink A mouse chanced on a pool of whiskey 2327542
896: Drink The owner of a hunting lodge in Scotland 4327247
897: Drink The old farmer was driving home from town, 2327117
898: Drink Mrs. Smith addressed her neighbor, 4327089
899: Drink In the days before prohibition, 5326946
900: Drink When the Kentucky colonel was in the North, 2326987
901: Drink The Irish gentleman encountered the lady 3327136
902: Drinking He who goes to bed, and goes to bed sober, 4327419
903: Drinking I drink when I have occasion, 2327523
904: Drinking The Frenchman loves his native wine; 8327121
905: Drinking A young Englishman came to Washington 6327129
906: Drinking If you are invited to drink at any man's house 1326877
907: Drinking There is many a cup 1327008
908: Drinking One swallow doesn't make a summer 1327176
909: Drinking DOCTOR (feeling Sandy's pulse in bed) 2327540
910: Drinking Here's to the girls of the American shore, 4327014
911: Drinking A well-known Scottish architect 3327588
912: Drinking When President Eliot of Harvard 3327239
913: Drinking WIFE (on auto tour) 2326919
914: Drinking A priest went to a barber shop conducted 1327282
915: Drinking Ex-congressman Asher G. Caruth, 5327303
916: Drive Through ATM Procedures. A new sign in the bank lobby says: 42331171
917: Droughts Governor Glasscock of West Virginia, 3327323
918: Drugged The police physician was called to examine 4326988
919: Drunkards Sing a song of sick gents, 4326989
920: Drunkards Two booze-fiends were ambling homeward 3327068
921: Drunkards Where's old Four-Fingered Pete? 2327459
922: Drunkards The Irish talent for repartee 1327048
923: Drunkards The colonel came down to breakfast 3327129
924: Drunkards MAGISTRATE - "And what was the prisoner doing?" 4327566
925: Drunkards A Scotch minister and his servant, 5327456
926: Drunkards A man in a very deep state of intoxication 3327299
927: Drunkards A pompous little man with gold-rimmed 3327309
928: Drunkards A noisy bunch tacked out of their club 6327315
929: Drunkards That clever and brilliant genius, 5327722
930: Drunkards On a pleasant Sunday afternoon an old German 4327539
931: Drunkards William R. Hearst, who never touches liquor, 8327067
932: Drunkards What is a drunken man like, Fool? 2327793
933: Drunkards My good man, you had better 2327323
934: Du Barry The two flappers at the Strand 2326783
935: Duck's Disease Three women die together in an accident 13330940
936: During The Quarrel He: "But if you will allow me to- 2327271
937: During Vacation The Summer Girl: "It pains me to be 2326793
938: Duty The traveler was indignant at the slow speed 3327211
939: Dyspepsia Ah," she sighed "for many years 3327052
940: Easy Living The Southerner in the North, 2327598
941: Echoes An American and a Scotsman were walking 3327494
942: Economy One Japanese bragged to another that he made 3327604
943: Economy Wife:--"Women are not extravagant 2327723
944: Economy An economist is usually a man 1327572
945: Economy Economy is going without 1327646
946: Economy Economy is a way of spending 1327713
947: Economy Ther's lots o' difference between 2327827
948: Economy Young Husband: "I see that sugar 2327571
949: Economy Best Man (seeing couple off on honeymoon): 1327528
950: Economy Hostess (to small guest, who is casting 2327573
951: Economy Mr. Househunter: "I don't care for those flats 2327315
952: Editors Recipe for an editor: 5327499
953: Editors The city editor of a great New York daily 8327486
954: Education Along in the sixties Pat Casey 3327622
955: Education A catalog of farming implements sent out 3329081
956: Efficiency In these days of difficulty in securing domestic servants, 13327830
957: Efficiency The undertaker regarded the deceased in the coffin 6327409
958: Efficiency An engineer, who was engaged on railroad construction 6327576
959: Efficiency An American motorist went to Germany 3327416
960: Efficiency A curious little man sat next an elderly, 3327512
961: Eggs The farmer decided to give special attention 3327450
962: Egotism The pessimist spoke mournfully to his friend: 5327540
963: Egotism In the Chicago schools a boy refused to sew, 3327681
964: Egotism John D. Rockefeller tells this story on himself: 9335299
965: Egotism The late Marshall Field had a very small 5328644
966: Egotism Here's to the man who is wisest and best, 4328205
967: Elections In St. Louis there is one ward that is full 4328167
968: Elections WILLIS - "What's the election today for? 2328402
969: Elections One year, when the youngsters of a certain 4328344
970: Elections I consider biennial elections as a security 1328461
971: Electricity In school a boy was asked this question 2328433
972: Elephant A circus man was scouring the countryside 2330114
973: Elopement Some months after the elopement, 3327749
974: Embarrassing Situations A young gentleman was spending the week-end 3328400
975: Embarrassing Situations The late Charles Coghlan was a man of great wit 5328473
976: Embarrassing Situations The evening callers were chatting gaily 3328385
977: Embarrassing Situations I was in an awkward predicament yesterday morning, 5328088
978: Embarrassing Situations Your husband will be all right now, 5328279
979: Employers And Employees You want more money? Why, my boy, 2329058
980: Employers And Employees EARNEST YOUNG MAN - "Have you any advice 4328305
981: Employers And Employees General Benjamin F. Butler built a house 7328339
982: Employers And Employees W.J. ("Fingy") Conners, the New York politician, 6328476
983: Employers And Employees Outside his own cleverness there is nothing 4328268
984: Employers And Employees CHIEF CLERK (to office boy) 2328431
985: Employers And Employees James J. Hill, the Railway King, 5328475
986: Encouraging He: "My train goes in fifteen minutes. 2327516
987: Enemies An old man who had led a sinful 4328119
988: Enemies It is better to decide a difference between enemies 1328220
989: Enemies The world is large when its weary leagues 4328344
990: Enfranchisement Of Woman First Voter: "So Mr. Jones has been elected. 2327322
991: Engagement He proposed to me last night, 3327523
992: English Language A popular hotel in Rome has a sign 1327938
993: English Language The class at Heidelberg was studying English conjugations, 4327705
994: English Language Language is the expression of ideas, 1328018
995: Englishmen Nat Goodwill was at the club with an English friend 5328130
996: Enough The darky's clothes were in the last stages 4326991
997: Enthusiasm Theodore Watts, says Charles Rowley in his book 327677
998: Epitaph In an Irish cemetery stands a handsome monument 2326939
999: Epitaphs LITTLE CLARENCE - "Pa!" 5328247
1000: Epitaphs The widower had just taken his fourth wife 4327718
1001: Epitaphs A man wished to have something original 1328083
1002: Epitaphs In a cemetery at Middlebury, Vt., 1327538
1003: Epitaphs An epitaph in an old Moravian cemetery reads thus: 9327801
1004: Epitaphs I expected it, 1328209
1005: Epitaphs After Life's scarlet fever 2327920
1006: Epitaphs Here lies the body of Sarah Sexton, 3327629
1007: Epitaphs As a general thing, 1327996
1008: Epitaphs Maria Brown, 5327962
1009: Epitaphs Here lies the body of Enoch Holden, 1327567
1010: Epitaphs A bereaved husband feeling his loss very keenly 5330025
1011: Epitaphs Here lies Bernard Lightfoot, 3327738
1012: Epitaphs I thought it mushroom when I found 4327401
1013: Epitaphs On the tombstone of a Mr. Box appears this inscription: 4328140
1014: Epitaphs Nobles and heralds by your leave, 5328092
1015: Epitaphs Kind reader! take your choice to cry or laugh; 5328025
1016: Epitaphs I conceive disgust at these impertinent 1328186
1017: Epithets John Fiske, the historian, 6328046
1018: Epithets See that man over there. He is a bombastic mutt, 4327903
1019: Equality As one of the White Star steamships 4327857
1020: Ermine Said an envious, erudite ermine: 5328090
1021: Escapes There was once a chap who went skating too early 7327700
1022: Ethics My ethical state, 6331429
1023: Etiquet A Boston girl the other day said to a southern 5330435
1024: Etiquet A little girl on the train to Pittsburgh 2327841
1025: Etiquet LITTLE BROTHER - "What's etiquet?" 2327848
1026: Etiquet A Lady there was of Antigua, 5328063
1027: Etiquet They were at dinner and the dainties were on the table. 8327367
1028: Etiquet TOMMY'S AUNT - "Won't you have another piece of cake, 4327429
1029: Etiquet There was a young man so benighted, 5327275
1030: European War OFFICER (as Private Atkins worms his way toward the enemy) 2327855
1031: European War You can tell an Englishman nowadays 3327698
1032: European War LITTLE GIRL (who has been sitting very still with a seraphic expression) 3328066
1033: European War From a sailor's letter to his wife: 2327267
1034: European War Two country darkies listened, 3327269
1035: Evidence The prisoner, a darky, explained how it came about 2327146
1036: Evidence The smug satisfaction of the rustic in his clear 3327349
1037: Evidence Shall I leave the hall light burning, 2327542
1038: Evidence From a crowd of rah-rah college boys celebrating 6327456
1039: Evidence Maud Muller, on a summer night, 8327910
1040: Evidence One day a hostess asked a well known Parisian judge: 2327417
1041: Examinations An instructor in a church school 3327750
1042: Examinations A member of the faculty of the University of Wisconsin 2327963
1043: Examinations The following selection of mistakes 35327598
1044: Exams During the period after the university examinations, 2327216
1045: Exclusiveness One of the New York churches is notorious 4326878
1046: Excuses The children had been reminded that they 1327421
1047: Excuses O. Henry always retained the whimsical 3328262
1048: Excuses Strolling along the boardwalk at Atlantic City, 3327838
1049: Excuses A captain, inspecting his company 5330065
1050: Excuses Is that you, dear? 2327234
1051: Excuses What is the matter, dearest? 4327274
1052: Excuses A poor casual laborer, 2327883
1053: Excuses Cephas is a darky come up from Maryland 4327799
1054: Excuses GRANDMA - "Johnny, I have discovered 2327999
1055: Excuses Mr. X was a prominent member of the B.P.O.E. 1326940
1056: Excuses And oftentimes excusing of a fault 5327683
1057: Expectancy An Irishman on a scaffolding four stories high 8327580
1058: Expense Account The woman wrote a reference for her discharged cook as follows: 4326893
1059: Expensive Second-story Worker: "Hullo, Bill, 2327449
1060: Experience The baby pulled brother's hair until he yelled 5327138
1061: Experts There was a chicken-stealing case before the court. 2327331
1062: Explicitness On her return home after an absence 3327238
1063: Exposure TRAMP - "Lady, I'm dying from exposure." 2327044
1064: Extravagance A rich and listless lady patron examined 4327772
1065: Extravagance There was a young girl named O'Neill, 5327304
1066: Extravagance Everybody knew that John Polkinhorn 2328066
1067: Extravagance The editor of my paper, 4327043
1068: Extravagance An Irish soldier was recently given 11327736
1069: Facts The burly man spoke lucidly to his gangling adversary: 4327487
1070: Failure Little Ikey came up to his father 2328074
1071: Faith Faith is that quality which leads 1327813
1072: Faith What is faith, Johnny? 2328114
1073: Faith Faith is believing 1327950
1074: Faith As I understand it, Doctor, 6327854
1075: Faith Mother had been having considerable argument 1327659
1076: Faith Faith is a fine invention 4327951
1077: Faithfulness A wizened little Irishman applied 3327808
1078: Fame Fame is the feeling that you are 1328104
1079: Fame Many a man thinks he has become 1327991
1080: Fame Were not this desire of fame 1327962
1081: Familiarity, Etc. I'm so glad to see you. 2327483
1082: Families Yes, sir, our household represents 1327619
1083: Families Mrs. O'Flarity is a scrub lady, 4327537
1084: Families A man descended from an excursion 4327869
1085: Family Why do you object to children 2327151
1086: Family Tree You don't mean to say it cost you 2327388
1087: Farewells Happy are we met, Happy have we been, 2327703
1088: Farewells A dear old citizen went to the cars 3327735
1089: Farewells I am going to make my farewell 4327780
1090: Farewells Farewell! 3327534
1091: Fashion After years of endeavor in poverty, 3327340
1092: Fashion 5327062
1093: Fashion There are two kinds of women: 1327807
1094: Fashion There had been a dressmaker in the house 2327594
1095: Fashion Nothing is thought rare 4328172
1096: Fashion As good be out of the World 1327911
1097: Fashion I think, Lucille, I'll take one 1327160
1098: Fashion Sailor Bill: "These New York gals 2327576
1099: Fate Fate hit me very hard one day. 8327964
1100: Fate So in the Libyan fable it is told 5327207
1101: Fathers A director of one of the great transcontinental 4327894
1102: Faults Women's faults are many, 4327936
1103: Favors At the village store, the young farmer complained bitterly. 2327491
1104: Feet BIG MAN (with a grouch) 2327658
1105: Femininity Julia: "Fanny married a very wealthy man, 2327459
1106: Fighting The boy hurried home to his father with an announcement: 6327476
1107: Fighting Who gave ye th' black eye, 2327871
1108: Fighting There! You have a black eye, 2327475
1109: Fighting Two of the leading attorneys of Memphis, 4327231
1110: Fighting An Irishman boasted that he could 1327638
1111: Fighting Dose Irish make me sick, 1327379
1112: Fighting VILLAGE GROCER - "What are you running for, sonny?" 4327765
1113: Fighting An aged, gray-haired and very wrinkled old woman, 2327970
1114: Fighting Do you mean to say such a physical 2328033
1115: Fighting A pessimistic young man dining alone 1327948
1116: Fighting There never was a good 1327527
1117: Fighting The master-secret in fighting 1327945
1118: Film Fever Nurse: "You were very naughty 2327786
1119: Finance A very black little girl made her way 2327135
1120: Finance The successful financier snorted contemptuously. 5327076
1121: Finance The eminent financier was discoursing. 5327249
1122: Finance The eminent banker explained just how he started in business: 2326897
1123: Finance Willie had a savings bank; 12327135
1124: Finance HICKS - "I've got to borrow $200 somewhere." 4327210
1125: Finance It is said J. P. Morgan could raise 1326857
1126: Finance To modernize an old prophecy, 1327093
1127: Finance An old artisan who prided himself 3327301
1128: Financiers My pa, he's a financier, 2326929
1129: Finger-Bowls MISTRESS (to new servant) 2326943
1130: Finished But why don't you think 2327086
1131: Fire Departments Clang, clatter, bang! 5327613
1132: Fire Departments Two Irishmen fresh from Ireland had 2327046
1133: Fire Escapes Fire escape: A steel stairway 1327656
1134: Fires Ikey, I hear you had 2327066
1135: First Aid In Illness And Injury The father of the family hurried 3326768
1136: First Aid In Illness And Injury NURSE GIRL - "Oh, ma'am, 2327536
1137: First Aid In Illness And Injury SURGEON AT NEW YORK HOSPITAL - 2327141
1138: First Aid In Illness And Injury A prominent physician was recently 5327152
1139: First Day On The New Job A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask 5330886
1140: Fish A man went into a restaurant recently 2327432
1141: Fish Little Elizabeth and her mother 4327274
1142: Fishermen At the birth of President Cleveland's 1327319
1143: Fishermen Doin' any good? 8327256
1144: Fishermen A young lady who had returned from 3327217
1145: Fishermen Smith the other day went fishing. 7326904
1146: Fishermen You'll be a man like one of us some day, 2327793
1147: Fishermen The more worthless a man 1326988
1148: Fishermen As no man is born an artist, 1327287
1149: Fishing The congressman from California was telling 6327308
1150: Fishing A man was telling some friends 5327642
1151: Fishing I got a bite - I got a bite! 1327288
1152: Fishing The late Justice Brewer 4326685
1153: Fishing Lo, Jim! Fishin'? 2327065
1154: Fishing We may say of angling as Dr. Boteler 1327564
1155: Fishy Record First Stenog. (reading): 327363
1156: Fishy Record A group of tourists were looking 2326974
1157: Fishy Record Lay down, pup. 2327018
1158: Flats Hello, Tom, old man, got your new flat 2326843
1159: Flats She hadn't told her mother yet 3327405
1160: Flattery An eminent statesman was being driven rapidly 4327144
1161: Flattery With a sigh she laid down the magazine 3326990
1162: Flattery MAGISTRATE (about to commit for trial) 2327114
1163: Flattery OLD MAID - "But why should a great 2328326
1164: Flattery William - - was said to be the ugliest, 3327124
1165: Flattery You seem to be an able-bodied man. 3327310
1166: Flattery O, that men's ears should be 2327490
1167: Fleas The debutante was alarmed over the prospect 4327056
1168: Flirtation The gentleman at the party, 3326947
1169: Flirtation It sometimes takes a girl 1327162
1170: Flirtation There's a belief that summer girls 2327099
1171: Flirtation A teacher in one of the primary grades 4327177
1172: Flood The breakfaster in the cheap restaurant tried 6326861
1173: Flowers Gilbert wrote a couplet concerning 5327566
1174: Flowers Lulu was watching her mother working 1327081
1175: Fog The old gentleman was lost in a London fog, 4326867
1176: Follies A wise old Quaker woman once said 1327458
1177: Food The Arctic explorer at a reception 5326880
1178: Food The young mother asked the man 2326759
1179: Food A man went into a southern restaurant 2327192
1180: Food One day a pastor was calling upon 2326854
1181: Food A girl reading in a paper that fish 4326787
1182: Food A hungry customer seated himself 9326914
1183: Football His SISTER - "His nose seems broken." 3326830
1184: Fords A boy stood with one foot on the sidewalk 1329728
1185: Fords A farmer noticing a man in automobile 2327406
1186: Forecasting A lady in a southern town was approached 5327073
1187: Forehandedness The highly efficient housewife 1326983
1188: Foresight The master directed that the picture 3327296
1189: Foresight They tell me you're working 'ard night an' day, 4326829
1190: Foresight Mike, I wish I knew where I was goin' to die. 3326888
1191: Foresight There once was a pious young priest, 5326878
1192: Forgetfulness The foreman of a Southern mill, 6327005
1193: Forgetfulness Two men met on the city street in the evening, 6327583
1194: Forgetfulness The clergyman drew near to the baptismal font, 2327533
1195: Form The traveler wrote an indignant letter 2327099
1196: Form A worker in the steel mills applied direct 4327522
1197: Fortune Hunters HER FATHER - "So my daughter has consented 6327016
1198: Fortune Hunters The London consul of a continental kingdom 4327219
1199: Fortune Hunters I would die for you, 2326718
1200: Fortune Hunters HE - "I'd like to meet Miss Bond." 4327530
1201: Fortune Hunters MAUDE - "I've just heard of a case 2327535
1202: Fortune Hunters "Yes," said the old man to his young visitor, 2327266
1203: Fountain Pens Fust time you've ever milked a cow, 2327052
1204: Fountain Pens Percy" asks if we know anything which 2327507
1205: Fourth Of July You are in favor of a safe and sane Fourth of July? 2327696
1206: Fourth Of July One Fourth of July night in London, 3326838
1207: Franklin Franklin's education was 1327010
1208: Fraud The hired man on a New England farm went 2327402
1209: Free Thought TOMMY - "Pop, what is a freethinker? 2327349
1210: French An American tourist in France found 3326769
1211: French Language I understand you speak French like a native. 2327087
1212: French Language In Paris last summer a southern girl 1327298
1213: Friends The Lord gives our 2326862
1214: Friends Father. 5327232
1215: Friends Here's champagne to our real friends. 2326953
1216: Friends It's better to make friends 2327125
1217: Friends Some friends are 2326921
1218: Friends, Society Of A visitor to Philadelphia, 1327326
1219: Friendship The kindly lady accosted the little boy on the beach, 4326871
1220: Friendship The clergyman on his vacation wrote a long letter 3327100
1221: Friendship Friendly may we part 1327112
1222: Friendship There's fellowship 3327678
1223: Friendship May we all travel through 1327299
1224: Friendship Here's to the four hinges of Friendship 6327225
1225: Friendship The trouble with having 1329972
1226: Friendship Brown volunteered to lend me money. 3327263
1227: Friendship I let my house furnished, 2327393
1228: Friendship Hoo is it, Jeemes, that you mak' 2326793
1229: Friendship The conductor of a western freight train 7326663
1230: Friendship If a man does not make new acquaintances, 1327343
1231: Friendship They say, and I am glad they say, 8327330
1232: From The Heart The Wife: "I have not been able 2326959
1233: From The Heart The Reporter: "I beg pardon, 3326957
1234: Front Lady: Well, what do you want? 4327374
1235: Fun Fun is like life insurance, 1326994
1236: Funerals There was an old man in a hearse, 5326861
1237: Furniture GUEST - "That's a beautiful rug. 2327541
1238: Fussiness The traveler in the Blue Ridge Mountains 2327110
1239: Future Life A certain young man's friends thought 4330167
1240: Future Life FATHER (impressively) 2328246
1241: Future Life Look here, now, Harold, 2326800
1242: Future Life On a voyage across the ocean an Irishman 2327680
1243: Future Life An Irishman told a man that he had 1327248
1244: Future Life When P.T. Barnum was at the head 2326803
1245: Future Life Archbishop Ryan once attended a dinner 3327096
1246: Gardening Th' only time some fellers ever 1327804
1247: Gardening I am going to start a garden, 2327478
1248: Gas Stoves A Georgia woman who moved to Philadelphia 3327540
1249: Gender It is quite possible to trap clergymen, 3327691
1250: Generosity This is a foine country, Bridget! 1330627
1251: Generosity At one of these reunions of the Blue and the Gray 4328406
1252: Generosity At dinner one day, 1327435
1253: Generosity A little newsboy with a cigarette 6327756
1254: Generosity Little Ralph belonged to a family of five. 6328039
1255: Generosity She was making the usual female search 3327990
1256: Gentleman There has been much controversy for years 3327460
1257: Gentlemen Sadie, what is a gentleman? 328264
1258: Gentlemen Two characters in Jeffery Farnol's 3327535
1259: Geography The airman, after many hours of thick weather, 2327635
1260: George Washington A Barnegat schoolma'am had been telling 4330102
1261: George Washington A Barnegat schoolma'am had been telling 4328791
1262: George Washington A Scotsman visiting America 3327546
1263: Germans The poet Heine and Baron James Rothschild 2327142
1264: Getting Back Customer to Palmist: "Five dollars fee? 1327198
1265: Getting Back Betty: "Mummy, does God 2327335
1266: Getting Even Mrs. Lynks: "Jack, I have made up 2327472
1267: Getting On Old Gentleman: "Well, children! 2327606
1268: Getting Reckless She: "I'm surprised at Jane's 2327191
1269: Getting Reckless I shall never find anyone else like you. 2327769
1270: Ghosts There was a haunted house down South 6327579
1271: Ghosts I confess, that the subject of psychical research 9327634
1272: Gifts When Lawrence Barrett's daughter 8327276
1273: Gifts A church house in a certain rural district 3330116
1274: Gifts He gives twice who gives quickly 1327934
1275: Gifts Presents," I often say, 1327149
1276: Gifts In giving, a man receives more 1327739
1277: Girls Father: "Well, son, you certainly made 2327753
1278: Gluttony A clergyman was quite ill as a result 3327611
1279: Gluttony There was a young person named Ned, 5327218
1280: God The little boy was found by his mother 4327506
1281: God's Will The clergyman was calling, when the youthful son 4327630
1282: Going Further Flora: "I think that Maud has been 2327437
1283: Golf The eminent English Statesman Arbuthnot-Joyce 6327777
1284: Golf Two Scotchmen met and exchanged 6331310
1285: Golf GOLFER (unsteadied by Christmas luncheon) 2327646
1286: Golf Doctor William S. Rainsford is an inveterate golf player. 2327385
1287: Golf SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER - "Willie, 2327353
1288: Golf The game of golf, as every humorist knows, 7328277
1289: Golf When Mark Twain came to Washington 3327475
1290: Golf An astronomer was entertaining a Scotch friend. 2327218
1291: Golfers and Skydivers What is the difference between a golfer 3331902
1292: Good Ecomony A study found that the average Australian 1329714
1293: Good Fellowship A glass is good, a lass is good, 4327422
1294: Good Fellowship May good humor preside when good fellows meet, 2327734
1295: Good Fellowship Here's to us that are here, 1327662
1296: Good Fellowship Here's to all the world, 2326915
1297: Good Or Bad Turn? Did your late employer give you a reference 4330380
1298: Good Or Bad Turn? Did your late employer give you 4327439
1299: Gossip A gossip is a person 2327042
1300: Gossip However did you reconcile Adele and Mary? 2327245
1301: Gossip The seven-year-old daughter of a prominent 5326940
1302: Gossip Get a gossip wound up 1327240
1303: Gossip Papa, mamma says that one-half 2327228
1304: Gossip It is only national history that 1326680
1305: Gossip You're a terrible scandal-monger, 3327620
1306: Gossip What," asked the Sunday-school teacher, 4326614
1307: Gossip MAUD - "That story you told 2327769
1308: Gossip SON - "Why do people say 'Dame Gossip'? 2327292
1309: Gossip I cannot tell how the truth may be; 2327327
1310: Gossip Never tell evil of a man, 1327128
1311: Government Ownership Don't you think the coal-mines 2326996
1312: Governors The governor of a western state was dining 6327099
1313: Grace The son and heir had just been confirmed. 3327128
1314: Grace The new clergyman in the country parish, 2327119
1315: Graft What is meant by graft? 2326757
1316: Graft LADY - "I guess you're gettin' 3327280
1317: Graft Every man has his price, 1327209
1318: Graft The Democrats had a clear working majority in 4327055
1319: Graft A well-known New York contractor 3326989
1320: Grammar The passing lady mistakenly supposed 4327046
1321: Grammar The teacher asked the little girl 6327076
1322: Grammar The witness, in answer to the lawyer's question, 4326926
1323: Grass The auctioneer, offering the pasture 2327021
1324: Gratitude After O'Connell had obtained the acquittal 1327855
1325: Gratitude Some people are never satisfied. 2327153
1326: Gratitude It was a very hot day and a picnic 4327312
1327: Gratitude Miss PASSAY - "You have saved my life, 2326939
1328: Great Britain One of the stories told by Mr. Spencer Leigh Hughes 5326817
1329: Great Britain There is a lad in Boston, 2327226
1330: Greed An eminent doctor successfully attended 7327472
1331: Grief At the wake, the bereaved husband displayed 3328173
1332: Grief The old woman in indigent circumstances 2327107
1333: Grief Jim, who worked in a garage, 3327280
1334: Guarantees TRAVELER (on an English train) 4326930
1335: Guests Look here, Dinah," said Binks, 2327141
1336: Guests Here's a health to thee and thine 7327251
1337: Guilty Sister: "Hubby received an anonymous 3327133
1338: Habit It is a matter of common knowledge 1327297
1339: Habit It was the bridegroom's third matrimonial 3327443
1340: Habit Among the new class which came 4327505
1341: Habit In reward of faithful political service 7327464
1342: Habit We had a fine sunrise this morning, 2327827
1343: Habit A traveling man who was a cigarette smoker 7327678
1344: Habit Habit with him was all the test of truth; 2327966
1345: Hair The school girl from Avenue A, 2327737
1346: Hair The City Nephew: "I'm glad to see Aunt Hetty 2327285
1347: Half A Duck Deep Coming to a river with which he was unfamiliar, 4327570
1348: Half And Half Mrs. Murphy is very fat, 3327217
1349: Happiness Lord Tankerville, in New York, 10327941
1350: Happiness Mankind are always happier 1327868
1351: Hard To Please The rather ferocious-appearing husband 5327438
1352: Harnessing The story is told of two Trenton men 6327820
1353: Harvard University Well, I'll tell you this, 2327735
1354: Hash George," said the Titian-haired school marm, 2327651
1355: Haste The colored man was condemned to be hanged, 2327616
1356: Haste The ferry-dock was crowded with weary 2327481
1357: He Had Heard Of Them It was company field training. 2327447
1358: He Knew Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited to a friend's 4328791
1359: He Knew She: "I never saw a married couple 2327210
1360: He Knew Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited 4327337
1361: He Takes Your Time The chief objection we have 1327370
1362: He Was Wrong Prison Visitor: "Am I right in presuming 2327358
1363: Health Resorts Where've you been, Murray? 6327468
1364: Hearing The Ladies' Aid ladies were talking 7327285
1365: Hearsay The convicted feudist was working for a pardon. 2327930
1366: Heaven The clergyman in the following story 4327509
1367: Heaven Tom," said an Indiana youngster 4327494
1368: Heirlooms HE (wondering if his rival has been accepted) 2327176
1369: Heirlooms My grandfather was a captain of industry. 3327706
1370: Help The farmer found his new hired man 3327547
1371: Help A savage old boar got into a garden, 2327738
1372: Help Mary," said the mistress, 2327332
1373: Helpful Pa! He: Do you think your father 2327737
1374: Helpfulness Many a mayor is a friend to the people 8327877
1375: Hen The customer asked for fresh eggs, 5327427
1376: Her Match What's an echo, pa?" 2329678
1377: Her Match Tommy: "What's an echo, pa?" 327380
1378: Her Soft Answer They had had their usual altercation 3327120
1379: Her Views Mrs. de Vere: "I suppose now 1327391
1380: Her Views Mrs. Profiteer: "No, we ain't 1327367
1381: Hereafter This is the dialogue between a little girl 4327668
1382: Hereafter Little Alice questioned her mother 4328342
1383: Heredity The woman, who had a turn-up nose 4327318
1384: Heredity Papa, what does hereditary mean? 3328165
1385: Heredity William had just returned from college, 4327329
1386: Heredity There seems to be a strange affinity between 2328097
1387: Heredity So you have adopted a baby to raise? 2327498
1388: Heredity Do you really believe 2327392
1389: Heroes THE PASSER-BY - "You took a great risk 2327021
1390: Heroes MR. HENPECK - "Are you the man who 3326767
1391: Heroes Each man is a hero 1327373
1392: High Prices Two men were talking together 4326964
1393: Hindsight Mike, the hod-carrier, 4327180
1394: Hindsight A rustic visitor to the city made a desperate run 2327392
1395: Hinting A Kansas editor hit on the following 2327425
1396: Hinting Little James, while at a neighbor's, 3327137
1397: His Difficulty Real Estate Agent: "This tobacco plantation is a bargain. 2327328
1398: His Little Mistake A certain country vicar who used 6328798
1399: His Reputation Waitress: "He ain't no good, 1327304
1400: His Sphere His versatility is something extraordinary. 3327061
1401: His Sphere Poetic Bridegroom: "I could sit here forever, 2327329
1402: History The faculty were arranging the order 4326960
1403: History Down in Virginia, near Yorktown, 2326996
1404: Hobnails Sam, on board the transport, 1327165
1405: Hogs The professor and his wife were doubtful 2326802
1406: Holding His Own The farmer, after seven years 2326883
1407: Home Home is a place where you 1327033
1408: Home Who hath not met with home-made bread, 7326689
1409: Home Brew The young man had offered his heart 5327124
1410: Home Life Wife: "George, is that you?" 2326695
1411: Homesickness One of our volunteers in the late war 5327272
1412: Homesteads Malachi," said a prospective homesteader 2327444
1413: Honesty He's an honest young man 327300
1414: Honesty VISITOR - "And you always did your 2328411
1415: Honesty Ex-District Attorney Jerome, 1327286
1416: Honesty How is it, Mr. Brown, 3327235
1417: Honesty The stranger laid down four aces and scooped in the pot. 2326753
1418: Honesty A dumpy little woman with solemn eyes, 7327097
1419: Honeymoon The newly married pair were stopping 5327272
1420: Honor In the smoking compartment of a Pullman, 5326994
1421: Honor Titles of honour add not to his worth, 2326661
1422: Honorable Intentions A certain man notorious for his slowness 4328494
1423: Hope FRED - "My dear Dora, 2326709
1424: Hope Springs Eternal Oldest Inhabitant: "I never expected to live 1327411
1425: Hope Springs Eternal That's Betty Grant's new maid. 3327326
1426: Hope Springs Eternal Father: "Don't know the French for cat, 2327304
1427: Hope Springs Eternal Betty (after flash of lightning) 1327450
1428: Hope Springs Eternal Employer: "John, I wish you wouldn't 2327409
1429: Hope Springs Eternal Mistress: "Oh, Jane, 2326907
1430: Hope Springs Eternal Little Girl (in foreground): 1327112
1431: Hope Springs Eternal Mistress: "I hope you're doing 2327050
1432: Hope Springs Eternal Raw Hand at sea for first time 3329824
1433: Hope Springs Eternal Can you play bridge to-night? 4327408
1434: Hope Springs Eternal Master: "But, Jenkins, the name 2326836
1435: Hope Springs Eternal Successful Poultry Farmer: 2326661
1436: Hope Springs Eternal Small Boy (who has been promised 1327000
1437: Hope Springs Eternal Mother: "Oh, Mary, why do 2327481
1438: Hope Springs Eternal Mother (to child who has been naughty): 2327331
1439: Horses A city man, visiting a small country town, 2327415
1440: Horses A traveler in Indiana noticed that a farmer 5327014
1441: Horses A German farmer was in search of a horse. 4327173
1442: Horses There's a grocer who is notorious 6326959
1443: Horses Before Abraham Lincoln became President 3327124
1444: Hospital Little Mary, who had fallen ill, 3327526
1445: Hospitality The good wife apologized to her unexpected guests 4326962
1446: Hospitality Night was approaching and it was raining hard. 6327609
1447: Hospitality The old friends had had three days together. 3326771
1448: Hospitality A youngster of three was enjoying a story 3331541
1449: Hosts I thank you for your welcome 2326895
1450: Hosts Here's to the host and the hostess, 4326717
1451: Hotels In a Montana hotel there is a notice 1326757
1452: How He Did It First Theatrical Manager: "Do you have any trouble 2327073
1453: How It Happened What! You don't mean to tell 2326961
1454: How the Well-Dressed Lawyer Lost His Expensive Shoes One day an extremely well-dressed and 73330503
1455: Huh Huh! Yuh talks 'bout sassiety 2326812
1456: Humbug Two boys once thought to play a trick 7327124
1457: Humidity The little boy had been warned repeatedly 4327564
1458: Humility The slow suitor asked: 3327270
1459: Hunger That woman never turns away a hungry man. 3327993
1460: Hunger A man was telling about an exciting experience in Russia. 3327582
1461: Hunting An amateur sportsman spent the day 7327377
1462: Hunting A gentleman from London was invited to go for 5327427
1463: Husbands Is she making him a good wife? 2327126
1464: Husbands A husband and wife ran a freak show in a certain provincial town, 3327624
1465: Husbands An eminent German scientist who recently 3327103
1466: Husbands A couple of old grouches at the Metropolitan Club 4326962
1467: Husbands Your husband says he leads a dog's life, 2327824
1468: Husbands NEIGHBOR - "I s'pose your Bill's 'ittin' 2327336
1469: Husbands You say you are your wife's third husband? 3327423
1470: Husbands MR. HENPECK - "Is my wife going out, Jane?" 3326905
1471: Husbands A happily married woman, who had enjoyed 4326894
1472: Husbands An absent-minded man was interrupted 3327240
1473: Husbands Mrs. McKinley used to tell of a colored widow 5326716
1474: Husbands I suffer so from insomnia 2327002
1475: Husbands Did Hardlucke bear his misfortune 2327282
1476: Husbands A popular society woman announced a 1326952
1477: Husbands A very man - not one of nature's clods 4327177
1478: Husbands A woman mounted the steps of the elevated 2327113
1479: Husbands OLD MONEY (dying) 2327555
1480: Husbands An inveterate poker player, 5326872
1481: Husbands MR. HOMEBODY - "I see you keep copies 2327026
1482: Husbands There is gladness in his gladness, when he's glad, 5326980
1483: Hybridization We used to think that the smartest man 1327516
1484: Hyperbole Speakin' of fertile soil, 4327089
1485: Hyperbole News comes from Southern Kansas 1327271
1486: Hypocrisy Hypocrisy is all 1327147
1487: Hypocrisy TEACHER-"Now, Tommy, what is a hypocrite?" 2327132
1488: Ideals The fact that his two pet bantam 2327533
1489: Identity The paying teller told mournfully 4327413
1490: Idioms The foreigner, who prided himself 2327796
1491: Idioms The old man told how his brother 4327459
1492: Illusions And Hallucinations A doctor came up to a patient 3327391
1493: Illustration Pat was set to work with the circular saw 3327417
1494: Imagination One day a mother overheard her daughter 5327326
1495: Imitation Not long ago a company was rehearsing 3327724
1496: Impatience An acquaintance encountered in the village 2327494
1497: Important Business That you, dearie? I'm detained 4327628
1498: Impudence The ice on the river was in perfect condition. 4330020
1499: In A Fix Mrs. Muggins: "It's raining, 2327380
1500: In Keeping I really believe he married her 2327889
1501: In Kind In many of the rural districts 1327205
1502: In Order To Be Filled Two negroes were working in a coal-bin 6327537
1503: In That Case She: "When one is really thirsty, 2327311
1504: Inadvertent Prospective Bride: "I am glad I decided 2327100
1505: Indirection The bashful suitor finally nerved himself 2327575
1506: Infants A wife after the divorce, 3328036
1507: Infants Is the baby strong? 327462
1508: Inheritance A lawyer made his way to the edge 15328057
1509: Inheritance In a London theatre, a tragedy was being played. 4327295
1510: Inheritance Said one Tommy to another: 3327569
1511: Initiative The sweet little girl had a violent tussle 3327527
1512: Injustice The child sat by the road bawling loudly. 5327357
1513: Innocence A little girl four years old was alone 7327398
1514: Innocence The very young clergyman made his first parochial call. 4327618
1515: Inquisitiveness In the smoking car, one of the passengers had an empty coatsleeve. 4327465
1516: Inquisitiveness The curiosity of the passenger 7327558
1517: Insomnia The man suffering from insomnia quite often 1327876
1518: Inspirations She was from Boston, and he was not. 5327816
1519: Instalment Plan Half the world doesn't know how 1327512
1520: Instructions A lively looking porter stood 7327763
1521: Insult The young wife greeted her husband 11327506
1522: Insult Tom Corwin was remarkable for the size of his 2327642
1523: Insurance The woman at the insurance office 5327848
1524: Insurgents And what," asked a visitor to the 2327850
1525: Interest If a man has a beautiful stenographer, 2327165
1526: Intermission During a lecture, Artemas Ward 2327404
1527: Interviews Haven't your opinions on this subject 4327507
1528: Inventors The profiteer, skimming over the advertisements 2327578
1529: Invitations Recently," says a Richmond man, 2328204
1530: Invitations One day a Chinese poor man met 5327129
1531: Invitations MARION (just from the telephone) 3327441
1532: Invitations Little Willie wanted a birthday party, 6327661
1533: Irish Bulls Two Irishmen were among a class 1327127
1534: Irish Bulls Dear teacher," wrote little Johnny's mother, 1327614
1535: Irish Bulls An Irishman once was mounted on a mule 1327436
1536: Irish Bulls The doctor says if 'e lasts 1327047
1537: Irish Bulls For rent - 1327362
1538: Irish Bulls A servant of an English nobleman 1326916
1539: Irish Bulls A pretty school teacher, 1327205
1540: Irish Bulls A college professor, 2327362
1541: Irish Bulls MAGISTRATE - "You admit you stole the pig?" 3327636
1542: Irish Bulls In choosing his men, 1326964
1543: Irish Bulls If you want to put that song 3327145
1544: Irish Bulls A little old Irishman was trying to see 1327173
1545: Irish Bulls MRS. JENKINS - "Mrs. Smith, 2326905
1546: Irish Bulls In the hall of a Philharmonic society 2327118
1547: Irish Bulls Sir Boyle Roche is credited 1326938
1548: Irish Bulls A certain high-school professor, 1329425
1549: Irish Bulls Once, at a criminal court, 2327083
1550: Irish Bulls The ways in which application forms 4327084
1551: Irish Bulls Applicant does not know anything about maternal posterity, 5327322
1552: Irishmen A Peoria merchant deals 1326915
1553: Irishmen Here are some words, 1326879
1554: Irishmen An Irishman once lined up his family 4327175
1555: Irreverence There were three young women of Birmingham, 5326611
1556: Irreverence A few years ago Henry James reviewed 4327016
1557: It Worked A tramp entered a baker's, shivering piteously. 13327318
1558: Items The painter was required to render 20327510
1559: Jewelry Young Woman (holding out hand): 2327482
1560: Jewels The girl with the ruby lips we like, 8327350
1561: Jews What is the difference between 1327385
1562: Jews He was quite evidently from the country 8327321
1563: Jews The men were arguing as to who was the greatest inventor. 4327376
1564: Jews Levinsky, despairing of his life, 9327364
1565: Jews The Jews are among the aristocracy 1327383
1566: Jokes The joke maker's association had a feast. 4327351
1567: Jokes A nut and a joke are alike 1327274
1568: Jokes JOKELY - "I got a batch of aeroplane 3327172
1569: Jokes I ne'er forget a joke I have 4327482
1570: Jokes A negro bricklayer in Macon, Georgia, 4327275
1571: Jokes The late H.C. Bunner, when editor of Puck, 2327442
1572: Jokes NEW CONGRESSMAN - "What can I do for you, sir?" 2327501
1573: Jokes Jokes were first imported to this country several hundred years 7327548
1574: Jokes Here's to the joke, the good old joke, 12327485
1575: Jokes A jest's prosperity lies in the ear 3327282
1576: Journalism A Louisville journalist was excessively proud 1327445
1577: Journalism John R. McLean, owner of the Cincinnati Enquirer 4327636
1578: Journalism A newspaper man named Fling 5327384
1579: Journalism Come in," called the magazine editor. 3327445
1580: Journalism Hear, land o' cakes, and brither Scots, 6327576
1581: Judges A judge once had a case in which the accused 10327636
1582: Judges A gentleman of color who was brought before a police judge, 2327380
1583: Judges Four things belong to a judge: 1327293
1584: Judgment HUSBAND - "But you must admit 2327309
1585: Judgment Day It was Judgment Day, and throngs 7327248
1586: Jury In the south of Ireland a judge 1327251
1587: Jury There was recently haled into an Alabama court 4327175
1588: Just Ignorance He (dejectedly): 2327778
1589: Justice There are two sides to every question 1327195
1590: Justice What, Tommy, in the jam again, 2327459
1591: Justice One man's word is no man's word, 2327133
1592: Justice He who decides a case without hearing 1327534
1593: Justice At Last It was the usual domestic storm. 7327191
1594: Justification Wife: "Two bottles of ginger ale, 2327844
1595: Justification First Flapper: "The cheek of that conductor! 3327361
1596: Justification Mollie (who has been naughty and 2327712
1597: Justification Governess: "Well, Mollie, 4327462
1598: Justification I say, dear old bean, 3327458
1599: Justification Irate Parent: "While you stood 2327326
1600: Justification Wife: "My dear, we've simply 1327140
1601: Justification Mrs. Goodheart: "I am soliciting for the poor. 2327030
1602: Justification What's the matter, little boy? 2327442
1603: Justification Helen's elder sister: "You know, 2327501
1604: Justification Can I 'ave the arternoon off to 3327592
1605: Justification Child: "Mother, 1327452
1606: Justification The schoolmaster was explaining 2327640
1607: Justification Wife: "Yes, dear. 2327636
1608: Justification Podger (to new acquaintance): 2327205
1609: Justification Young Husband: "It seems to me, 2327324
1610: Justification Wife (referring to guest): 2326996
1611: Justification Questioning a class, an inspector asked: 5327446
1612: Justification Salesman: "Another advantage of this machine, 2327404
1613: Justification The Stage Manager: "Now then, 2326843
1614: Justification Old Gentleman (to new gardener): 2327144
1615: Justification My dear, you're not going 3326825
1616: Justification Lady (who has purchased a ready-made dress): 2327001
1617: Juvenile Delinquency A woman left her baby in its carriage 1327143
1618: Kentucky Kentucky is the state 1327831
1619: Kindness Kindness goes a long ways 1330724
1620: Kindness An old couple came in from the country, 4327371
1621: Kindness A fat woman entered a crowded street car 4327567
1622: Kings And Rulers I think," said the heir apparent, 3327697
1623: Kings And Rulers The present King George in his younger days 3327388
1624: Kings And Rulers And so we sing, "Long live the King; 4327797
1625: Kings And Rulers FIRST EUROPEAN SOCIETY LADY - "Wouldn't you like 2327579
1626: Kings And Rulers One afternoon Kaiser Wilhelm caustically reproved 6327186
1627: Kings And Rulers During the war of 1812, 2327648
1628: Kings And Rulers A lady of Queen Victoria's court 1327627
1629: Kings And Rulers Ten poor men sleep in peace 2327300
1630: Kings And Rulers Here lies our sovereign lord, the king, 5327239
1631: Kinship The urchin was highly excited, 2327352
1632: Kinship The Southern lady interrogated her colored cook, 6327410
1633: Kiss I took that pretty girl from 3326969
1634: Kisses The bridegroom, who was in a horribly nervous condition, 4327657
1635: Kisses The young man addressed the old grouch: 4327343
1636: Kisses Here's to a kiss: 7327257
1637: Kisses If I should kiss you 2327545
1638: Kisses What is he so angry with you for? 6327776
1639: Kisses There was an old maiden from Fife, 5327394
1640: Kisses Here's to the red of the holly berry, 4327348
1641: Kisses There was a young sailor of Lyd, 5327268
1642: Kisses There once was a maiden of Siam, 5327624
1643: Kisses Lord! I wonder what fool 1327533
1644: Kissing The subject of kissing was debated 2327258
1645: Kissing The tiny boy fell down and bumped his head. 4327684
1646: Kissing Some Scottish deacons were famous, 2328845
1647: Kissing Me She: "What do you mean by kissing me? 3327114
1648: Knowledge A physician was driving through a village 2327551
1649: Knowledge With knowledge 1327458
1650: Knowledge The son of the family was home 2327380
1651: Kultur HERR HAMMERSCHLEGEL (winding up the argument) 2327439
1652: Labor And Laboring Classes A farmer in great need of extra hands 5327515
1653: Landlords An English tourist was sightseeing in Ireland 3327662
1654: Languages George Ade, with a fellow American, 2327410
1655: Languages Milton was one day asked by a friend 2327513
1656: Languages Prince Bismarck was once pressed 2327293
1657: Lantern Mr. Goodsole: "Well, what do you want?" 2327319
1658: Laughter Josh Billings said: 327833
1659: Laughter TEACHER - "Freddie, you musn't 2327617
1660: Laughter Laugh and the world laughs 2327404
1661: Laughter About the best and finest 1327461
1662: Law The lawyer explained to the client his scale of prices: 2328146
1663: Lawyers Ignorance of the law does not 1327209
1664: Lawyers George Ade had finished his speech 4327602
1665: Lawyers A man was charged with stealing a horse, 3327618
1666: Lawyers An elderly darky in Georgia, 2327386
1667: Lawyers You have a pretty tough looking lot of customers 2327598
1668: Lawyers Did youse git anyt'ing? 3327724
1669: Lawyers The dean of the Law Department was very busy 5327397
1670: Lawyers A lawyer cross-examining a witness, 1327468
1671: Lawyers An impecunious young lawyer recently received 8328072
1672: Lawyers A prisoner was brought before the bar 10327711
1673: Lawyers What is that little boy crying about? 4327216
1674: Lawyers A man walking along the street of a village 5327960
1675: Lawyers Deceive not thy 1327312
1676: Lawyers A Sergeant of the Lawe, war and wys 6327524
1677: Lawyers There was a town jail, 4327494
1678: Lawyers Some physicians direct their patients 1327480
1679: Laziness A tourist in the mountains of Tennessee 7327382
1680: Laziness While the train was waiting on a side track 8327559
1681: Laziness How's times?" inquired a tourist. 6330131
1682: Laziness A tramp, after a day or two in the hustling, 2327617
1683: Laziness An Atlanta man tells of an amusing experience 6327443
1684: Laziness Some temptations come to 1327442
1685: Laziness Foreman: "'Ow is it that little 2327490
1686: Leap Year A girl looked calmly at a caller 6327547
1687: Lease Mr. McNab (after having his lease read over to him): 1327284
1688: Legerdemain What did you do last night? 2328545
1689: Legislators Thomas B. Reed was one of the Legislative 4327444
1690: Lent Did you give up anything during Lent? 2327464
1691: Letters What are you doing, Marjory? 4327357
1692: Letting Him Know Flora: "I'm writing to tell Jack 3327380
1693: Liars There are three kinds of liars: 4327335
1694: Liars Two Irishmen were working on the roof 5327159
1695: Liars FATHER (reprovingly) 2327467
1696: Liars A private, anxious to secure leave of absence, 5327633
1697: Liars A conductor and a brakeman on a Montana railroad 4327613
1698: Liars MOTHER - "Oh, Bobby, I'm ashamed of you. 2328472
1699: Liars The sages of the general store 3327374
1700: Liars A lie is an 1327460
1701: Liars An Idaho guide whose services were retained 8340528
1702: Liars When by night the frogs are croaking, 4326704
1703: Liars The World War has incited veterans 10326929
1704: Liberty Liberty is being free from the 1327243
1705: Liberty A day, an hour, of virtuous liberty 2327220
1706: Liberty Where liberty dwells 1326812
1707: Librarians A country newspaper printed the following announcement: 1326762
1708: Librarians The modern librarian is a genius. 10327066
1709: Librarians One librarian has the following 3326890
1710: Librarians A distinguished librarian is a good follower 1327161
1711: Librarians Many catalogers append notes to the main 7327536
1712: Librarians In a branch library a reader asked 1327031
1713: Librarians Have you A Joy Forever? 2327503
1714: Lies A certain famous preacher when preaching 4328581
1715: Life Life's an aquatic meet 1327705
1716: Life I count life just a stuff 2327253
1717: Life May you live as long as you like, 2326868
1718: Life Live, while you live," the epicure would say, 6326821
1719: Life This world that we're a-livin' in 4327001
1720: Life Dost thou love life? 1326897
1721: Life 6326689
1722: Life Insurance A man went to an insurance office 9327609
1723: Life Size I would like to have a globe 3326714
1724: Life's Biggest Problem Old Job: "The best way to get 2327105
1725: Life's Biggest Problem He (just introduced): 3326835
1726: Life's Biggest Problem A customer entered the small-town 2327197
1727: Life's Biggest Problem Pompous Publisher (to aspiring novice in literature): 2327387
1728: Life's Difficulties Mother: "Why, what's the matter, darling?" 4326709
1729: Life's Difficulties Does God make lions, Mother? 3326949
1730: Life's Difficulties Excuse me, officer, 1327285
1731: Life's Difficulties Mrs. Green to Mrs. Jones 1326781
1732: Life's Difficulties The Woman: "Jazz stockings 2326721
1733: Life's Difficulties Small Invalid (to visitor): 1326730
1734: Lightning The woman was strong-minded, 2326844
1735: Lisp The kindergarten teacher questioned her tiny pupil: 3326859
1736: Lisping Have you lost another tooth, 2327250
1737: Literal The class had been told by the teacher 2326985
1738: Literally He: "I understand that 2327421
1739: Literalness The visitor from the city stopped 3326910
1740: Logic The mother came on her little son who was 8328029
1741: Logic The mother came on her little son 8326718
1742: Looking Over Lady (in box): 2327467
1743: Loquacity The two old Scotchmen played a round 4327139
1744: Lost First Sailor (searching vainly for his ship 2327270
1745: Lost And Found I ain't losing any faith in human nature, 1327348
1746: Lost And Found What were you in for? 4326915
1747: Lost And Found Party that lost purse containing twenty dollars 1327440
1748: Lost And Found A lawyer having offices in a large office 4327545
1749: Lost And Found CHINAMAN - "You tellee me where railroad depot?" 3327472
1750: Love The philosopher calmly defined the exact 2329684
1751: Love Love is an insane desire on the part 1326944
1752: Love MR. SLIMPURSE - "But why do you insist 2326956
1753: Love MAUDE - "Jack is telling around 3327290
1754: Love RICH MAN - "Would you love my daughter 3328045
1755: Love Tis better to have lived and loved 2327099
1756: Love May we have those in our 1326771
1757: Love Here's to love, 1327380
1758: Love Here's to those that I love; 4326972
1759: Love It is best to love wisely, 1326806
1760: Love Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, 4326848
1761: Love O, love, love, love! 4327053
1762: Love Let the man who does 1327198
1763: Love The philosopher calmly defined the 2326812
1764: Love She: Jack is in love with you. 4327050
1765: Love And would you love me 4326938
1766: Love at first sight It was a case of love 3327361
1767: Love Me, Love Me Not The little girl came in tears to her mother. 4326818
1768: Loyalty Jenkins, a newly wedded suburbanite, 4327332
1769: Loyalty BOY - "Come quick, there's a man 3327520
1770: Luck Some people are so fond 1326764
1771: Luck O, once in each man's life, at least, 8327203
1772: Luck Tommy," said his brother, 2327044
1773: Luck A negro who was having one misfortune 1327164
1774: Luck The pessimist quoted from his own experience 2326955
1775: Luck How did you find your steak? 2326848
1776: Luck The new reporter wrote his concluding paragraph 2326871
1777: Luck The editor of the country paper went 3326753
1778: Lunacy The lunatic peered over the asylum wall, 7327102
1779: Luxury The retired colonel, who had seen forty years 3326708
1780: Lying The juryman petitioned the court 3326994
1781: Lying The tender young mother detected 6326984
1782: Maiden Speech The unhappy man explained the cause of his wretchedness: 3327564
1783: Maidens I wish I could know how many men 2327171
1784: Maine The Governor of Maine was at the school 5327419
1785: Making Good What's become ob dat little chameleon 2327147
1786: Making Sure Papa, the Earl wants me to send him 3327398
1787: Malaria The physician had taken his patient's 3327377
1788: Man Loses Memory; Shows Up At Emergency Room A frantic businessman rushed into the emergency room, threw his attaché case on the reception desk, and exclaimed, "Nurse, I need help!" 50327218
1789: Managers Boss: What do you mean by such language? 3327542
1790: Managing The Managers This conversation was overheard 3327320
1791: Manners It is told of Prince Herbert Bismarck 2327366
1792: Manners The tenderfoot in the Western town 4327361
1793: Manners After treading rather heavily on her foot, 2327512
1794: Marks(Wo)Manship An Irishman who, with his wife, 3327476
1795: Marks(Wo)Manship Mary had a little lamb, 4327431
1796: Marksmanship During the Saturday night revels 6327388
1797: Marriage MRS. QUACKENNESS - "Am yo' daughtar happily mar'd, 2327194
1798: Marriage Where am I?" the invalid exclaimed, 2327400
1799: Marriage Archbishop Ryan was visiting a small parish 4327375
1800: Marriage Was Helen's marriage a success? 2327641
1801: Marriage JENNIE - "What makes George such a pessimist?" 2327827
1802: Marriage Matrimony is the 1327838
1803: Marriage One day Mary, the charwoman, 7327331
1804: Marriage A wife placed upon her husband's tombstone: 1327600
1805: Marriage I can take a hundred words a minute, 2327364
1806: Marriage A man and his wife were airing their 7327733
1807: Marriage HIS BETTER HALF - "I think it's time 3327112
1808: Marriage O'Flanagan came home one night with 3327655
1809: Marriage What a strangely interesting face 2327370
1810: Marriage The not especially sweet-tempered 3327580
1811: Marriage A young lady entered a book store 2327417
1812: Marriage Smith and Jones were discussing the question 5327191
1813: Marriage A poor lady the other day hastened 3327112
1814: Marriage The stranger advanced toward the door. 3327272
1815: Marriage TIM - "Sarer Smith (you know 'er 4327434
1816: Marriage The cooing stops with the honeymoon, 1327355
1817: Marriage Well, old man, how did you get along after 3327556
1818: Marriage STRANGER - "What's the fight about?" 2327254
1819: Marriage A colored man had been arrested 3327474
1820: Marriage We admire the strict impartiality 1327668
1821: Marriage How many children have you? 3327612
1822: Marriage SHE - "How did they ever come to marry?" 2327677
1823: Marriage Nat Goodwin and a friend were walking 5327273
1824: Marriage Are you quite sure that was a marriage 3327565
1825: Marriage Is not marriage an open question, 1327269
1826: Marriage HOUSEHOLDER - "Here, drop that coat and clear out!" 2327072
1827: Marriage The reason why so few marriages 1327194
1828: Marriage Love is blind 1327223
1829: Marriage The mild little husband was appealing 4327448
1830: Marriage An African newspaper recently carried 5327312
1831: Marriage The solemn ceremony of marriage 2327272
1832: Marriage The mistress was annoyed by the repeated 4326845
1833: Marriage Deacon Gibbs explained why he had 2327357
1834: Marriage The wife suggested to her husband 3326703
1835: Marriage The very youthful son of a henpecked 2326774
1836: Marriage The woman was six feet tall and broad 7326660
1837: Marriage A lady received a visit from a former 4326868
1838: Marriage The negro, after obtaining a marriage license, 4326995
1839: Marriage The New England widower was speaking 2326918
1840: Marriage There were elaborate preparations 11326728
1841: Marriage Would you marry a man to reform him? 4327058
1842: Marriage Fees A poor couple who went to the priest 9327207
1843: Marriage Fees MANDY - "What foh yo' been goin'to de 2327102
1844: Marriage Fees The knot was tied; the pair were wed, 12326678
1845: Maths Homework A little boy was doing his maths homework. 11331212
1846: Measuring Instruments Golly, but I's tired! 3327245
1847: Medical Inspection Of Schools PASSER-BY - "What's the fuss in the schoolyard, boy?" 2327278
1848: Medicine The farmer's mule had just balked 4326620
1849: Medicine I hope you are following my instructions 2327014
1850: Medicine Rarely has a double meaning turned 1327330
1851: Medicine I firmly believe that if the whole 1327022
1852: Medicine A man's own observation, 327543
1853: Meekness One evening just before dinner a wife, 5326716
1854: Memorials Two negroes were talking about a recent 2326997
1855: Memorials That's rather a handsome mantelpiece 4327158
1856: Memory Uncle Mose," said a drummer, 2327487
1857: Memory A noted college president, 7327245
1858: Memory Tommy," said his mother reprovingly, 6326702
1859: Memory When time who steals our years away 4327497
1860: Memory The heart hath its own memory, like the mind, 4327060
1861: Men Here's to the men! God bless them! 4326736
1862: Men May all single men be married, 2327216
1863: Men What is your ideal man? 2327332
1864: Men I have thought some of Nature's 1327335
1865: Men Men are four: 9326818
1866: Merit Mrs. Rafferty stopped to address Mrs. Flannagan, 4327147
1867: Messages Have you the rent ready? 4327542
1868: Messages One of the passengers on a wreck 1327131
1869: Metaphor It was a Washington woman, 2326910
1870: Metaphor A water consumer in Los Angeles, 4327310
1871: Mice What's the matter with Briggs? 2326965
1872: Middle Classes WILLIE - "Paw, what is the middle class?" 2326881
1873: Might Have Been Worse The maiden of, er--forty or so, was much upset. 6328215
1874: Might Have Been Worse The maiden of, er--forty or so, was much upset. 6326555
1875: Military Discipline Murphy was a new recruit in the cavalry. 9326768
1876: Military Discipline How dare you come on parade, 3326622
1877: Military Discipline Mistake, error, 1326845
1878: Military Discipline The raw recruit was on sentry duty. 4326705
1879: Millionaire MILLIONAIRE (to a beggar) 2327140
1880: Millionaire Now that you have made $50,000,000, 2327948
1881: Millionaire When I was a young man, 2326948
1882: Millionaire No good man 1327478
1883: Millionaire And all to leave what with his toil he won, 2326935
1884: Minorities Stepping out between the acts at the first 5326516
1885: Miscellany It is related concerning a sofa, 2326796
1886: Misers There was an old man of Nantucket 5326992
1887: Misers A mere madness, 1327328
1888: Misled The Client: "I bought and paid 3326726
1889: Mismated A Texas lad, lacking a team of horses 2326935
1890: Missionaries SHE - "Poor cousin Jack! 2327387
1891: Missionaries At a meeting of the Women's Foreign Missionary Society 2326926
1892: Missions What in the world are you up to, Hilda? 2330513
1893: Mistake Magna Charta said that 1327675
1894: Mistake Panama is a town 1328180
1895: Mistake The three highest mountains 327380
1896: Mistake Wolsey saved his life 327695
1897: Mistake Those melodious bursts 1327631
1898: Mistake Queen Elizabeth rode 1327734
1899: Mistake When England was placed 1327436
1900: Mistake The gods of the Indians 1327046
1901: Mistake Every one needs a holiday 1328021
1902: Mistake The Seven Great Powers of Europe 1327169
1903: Mistake Liberty of conscience means 1327944
1904: Mistake Skeleton is what you 327115
1905: Mistake A night watchman is 1327642
1906: Mistaken Identity There was a young fellow named Paul, 5326794
1907: Mistaken Identity A Scottish woman, 4326986
1908: Mistaken Identity The late James McNeil Whistler 4326916
1909: Mistaken Identity The steamer was on the point of leaving, 10326787
1910: Mistaken Identity Much to the curious little girl's disgust, 2326995
1911: Mistaken Identity The raw Irishman was told by the farmer 2326709
1912: Mistaken Identity The meek-looking gentleman arose hastily 5326873
1913: Mistaken Identity The little man was perfectly harmless, 4326884
1914: Mistaken Identity The traveling salesman instructed 3326904
1915: Mistaken Identity The assistant minister announced 3326892
1916: Mistaken Identity The child went with her mother on a visit 4326727
1917: Mistaken Identity The new clergyman was coming to call, 4326687
1918: Mistaken Identity The editor of a country newspaper betook 1326794
1919: Mistress You say you doted on your last mistress? 4327556
1920: Misunderstood Mistress: "Don't call them jugs, 2326806
1921: Mixed Metaphors A babu, or native clerk, 2327238
1922: Modesty A British journalist, in an article 2329056
1923: Mollycoddles Tommy, why don't you play with Frank any more? 2326950
1924: Money In some of the college settlements 4326795
1925: Money Talks The disreputable-looking panhandler picked 4326937
1926: Money Value A well-known millionaire entertained 2327075
1927: Monogamy The wives of the savage chief questioned 5327013
1928: Monotony The son of the house addressed his mother wistfully. 5327768
1929: Moral Education Two little boys, four and five years old respectively, 2326907
1930: Morality The more-or-less-religious woman 2326828
1931: More Desperate Still She: "Oh! there's no use 2327206
1932: More Opportunity The Wife: "Really, my dear, 2327871
1933: More Opportunity Jacky, dear, 2327351
1934: More Opportunity The Ant: "Well, we've struck!" 3327222
1935: More Opportunity Effie: "George and I have been down 3327594
1936: Mosquitoes Senator Gore, of Oklahoma, while addressing 5327410
1937: Mosquitoes The visitor from another state talked 326862
1938: Mosquitoes A visitor in the South complained bitterly 2327216
1939: Mothers While reconnoitering in Westmoreland County, 12327039
1940: Mothers The wagons of "the greatest show on earth" 4326736
1941: Mothers A little girl, being punished by her mother flew, 3327006
1942: Mothers One morning a little girl hung about the kitchen 2326849
1943: Mothers The public-spirited lady met the little boy 11326772
1944: Mothers Here's to the happiest hours of my life 3326708
1945: Mothers Happy he 5327045
1946: Mothers Women know 8327006
1947: Mothers-In-Law Justice David J. Brewer was asked not long ago by a man. 4327158
1948: Mothers-In-Law SHE - "And so you are going to 2327222
1949: Mothers-In-Law WAITER - "Have another glass, sir?" 3327407
1950: Mothers-In-Law A blackmailer wrote the following 2329787
1951: Mothers-In-Law An undertaker telegraphed to a man 1326991
1952: Motorcycles The automobile was a thing unheard of to a mountaineer 2326800
1953: Motto 12326505
1954: Mountains Some real-estate dealers in British Columbia 1326980
1955: Movie Star And about the salary? 4327033
1956: Moving Pictures Your soldiers look fat and happy. 1327494
1957: Muck-Raking The way of the transgressor 1327127
1958: Mules Gen. O.O. Howard, as is well known, 5327236
1959: Municipal Government What's the trouble in Plunkville? 4326652
1960: Museums It had been anything but an easy afternoon 3326836
1961: Museums Two Marylanders, who were visiting the National Museum 4326671
1962: Music The musical young woman who dropped her peekaboo 327063
1963: Music A thief broke into a Madison avenue mansion 8327373
1964: Music A lady told Swinburne that she would render 1327099
1965: Music The accomplished and obliging pianist 1327103
1966: Music Dinner was a little late. 4327359
1967: Music Music is the 1327071
1968: Music I even think that, sentimentally, 1327205
1969: Music There's music in the sighing of a reed; 4327022
1970: Music Artemas Ward said: 2327089
1971: Music The optimistic pessimist explained 2326865
1972: Music The young man, who was interested in natural history, 4327175
1973: Music The boy violinist, played at a private musical, 2326903
1974: Music The apoplectic and grumpy old gentleman 5327794
1975: Musicians FATHER - "Well, sonny, did you take your dog 4327413
1976: Musicians The "celebrated pianiste," Miss Sharpe, 3327546
1977: Musicians Tis God gives skill 4326735
1978: Native Born He hit me on de koko, yer honour. 5327192
1979: Natives FRIEND (admiring the prodigy) 2327422
1980: Natural Deduction The man that argues with a woman is a fool, 4327197
1981: Nature Lovers Would you mind tooting your factory 3327460
1982: Navigation The fog was dense and the boat had 4327500
1983: Neatness The neatness of the New England housekeeper 5327510
1984: Neatness The Japanese are remarkably tidy in the matter 4327250
1985: Needs What this country needs is more production. 2327324
1986: Negroes A colored girl asked the drug clerk 8327302
1987: Negroes In certain parts of the West Indies 6327223
1988: Negroes Dinah, crying bitterly, 3327642
1989: Negroes Liza, what fo' yo' buy dat 2327208
1990: Negroes Johnny," said the mother as she vigorously 2327781
1991: Negroes The day before she was to be married 327252
1992: Negroes A southern colonel had a colored valet 7327340
1993: Negroes A negro went into a hardware shop 1327738
1994: Negroes Before a house where a colored man had died, 2327335
1995: Neighbors THE MAN AT THE DOOR - "Madame, 3327202
1996: Neighbors It was a late hour when the hostess 3327175
1997: Nerves The older sister rebuked the younger 2327385
1998: Never Miss One Elder sister: "Oh, you fancy yourself very wise, 2327284
1999: New Baby A little boy, the youngest member 1327553
2000: New Jersey You must have had a terrible experience 2327812
2001: New Suits Two darky boys in a Southern city met on the street 6327126
2002: New York City At a convention of Methodist Bishops 7327479
2003: New York City A traveler in Tennessee came across an aged 9327603
2004: Newlywed Mrs. Newlywed (on her first day's shopping): 1327627
2005: News Soon after the installation of the telegraph 1327548
2006: News Our whole neighborhood has been stirred up, 3327083
2007: News There is nothing new 1327095
2008: Newspapers A kind old gentleman seeing a small boy 2327242
2009: Newspapers VOX POPULI - "Do you think you've boosted 2327617
2010: Newspapers COLONEL HIGHFLYER - "What are your rates per column?" 2327192
2011: Newspapers EDITOR - "You wish a position as a proofreader?" 4327393
2012: Newspapers A prominent Montana newspaper man was making 4327462
2013: Newspapers Did you write this report on my lecture, 3327542
2014: Newspapers We clip the following for the benefit 2327365
2015: Newspapers Binks has sued us for libel, 3327152
2016: Newspapers Booth Tarkington says that in no state 10327610
2017: Newspapers You are the greatest inventor in the world, 2327585
2018: Newspapers Not long ago a city editor in Ottumwa, 3327483
2019: Newspapers Enraged over something the local newspaper 4327359
2020: Newspapers Four hostile newspapers 1327537
2021: Newspapers Newspapers always excite curiosity. 1327227
2022: Nice She had only been married a month, 4327447
2023: Nicotine Nicotine is so deadly 1327964
2024: Nightmare And you say you have the same nightmare every night, 6327493
2025: No Dissension Mrs. Storme: "How is your Debating 2327122
2026: No Dissension Why are they not speaking? 4327327
2027: No Doubt Lend me ten, Tom. 8327643
2028: No Effect You tell me," said the judge, 2327328
2029: No Kick Coming Merchant: Look here, 2326850
2030: No Nonsense About It The new vicar was paying a visit 5326757
2031: Nomenclature The young son of a mountaineer family 2326768
2032: Nomenclature When his daughter returned from the girls 5326831
2033: Nomenclature On an occasion when a distinguished critic 2327491
2034: Nomenclature During the scarcity of labor, 5327240
2035: Nomenclature The lady who had some culture, 2326786
2036: Nomenclature One of the two girls in the subway 3327265
2037: Nomenclature A story is told of an office-seeker 10327005
2038: Nomenclature The aged caretaker of the Episcopal 2327165
2039: None At All Sandy had gone to the station 5326883
2040: Not A Father A Protestant Episcopal clergyman 3327010
2041: Not In The Business I'm not quite sure about your 2326993
2042: Not Needed O'Grady: "And why do you want 2327193
2043: Not Restricted That gentleman who is being introduced 2327314
2044: Not Restricted John: "Yew wait here, 2327451
2045: Not Restricted The Wife: "Oh, you needn't sneer! 2327096
2046: Not Restricted The Escort: Who's that fellow 3326538
2047: Not Restricted Voice (far off): 2327250
2048: Not Strong Enough Muriel, aged four, was taken by her governess 6326789
2049: Not the Birds and the Bees. A little boy goes to his father and asks: 8331251
2050: Not Unique He: "Crowded, were you? 2327234
2051: Not Up-To-Date Penelope: "What made George 2327358
2052: Not Up-To-Date Some wise person once said 3326738
2053: Not What She Meant She: "I am sorry to hear 2326817
2054: Not What She Meant He: "By the bye, talking of old times, 2327121
2055: Not What She Meant Jones (who is of an inquiring mind): 2327327
2056: Not What She Meant Mrs. Montague Smart (suddenly, to bashful youth, 1326950
2057: Not What She Meant Mamma: "It's very late, 2327124
2058: Not What She Meant Guest: "Well, good-bye, 2327532
2059: Not What She Meant She: "No! I can't give you another dance. 2326793
2060: Not What She Meant I warn you, Sir! The discourtesy 1326803
2061: Not What She Meant Wife (at upper window): 3326924
2062: Not What She Meant Motor-Launch Officer 3326683
2063: Not What She Meant Mother: "Did you remember to pray 2326870
2064: Not Worth Much The tourist from the East had stopped 2326748
2065: Nothing New To Him The motor car was driven by a determined young woman, 4326860
2066: Nothing New To Him Lady (to pedlar): 2327168
2067: Nothing New To Him There is a lot to be said for 1326928
2068: Nothing New To Him Mother: It is rude to whisper, Humphrey. 2326703
2069: Nothing New To Him She (pouting): 2326642
2070: Nothing To Fear Irate Golfer: "You must take your children 2326640
2071: Nothing To Smile At A Londoner was telling funny stories 3327496
2072: Obituaries If you have frequent fainting spells, 1327513
2073: Observation In his daily half hour confidential 7327224
2074: Obstinacy The old mountaineer and his wife arrived 7327156
2075: Occupations Mrs. Hennessey, who was a late arrival 5327515
2076: Occupations All business men are apt to use the technical 1327194
2077: Occupations Professor," said Miss Skylight, 4327157
2078: Occupations A woman, when asked her husband's occupation, 2327266
2079: Occupations A good turkey dinner and mince pie, 3327590
2080: Occupations JONES - "How'd this happen? 2327335
2081: Occupations The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. 1327341
2082: Ocean A resident of Nahant tells this one 3326996
2083: Ocean Love the sea? 1327194
2084: Ocean I never was on the dull, 2327397
2085: Off There was a distinct air 2327209
2086: Off Like A Shot It was a case of attempted murder, 7327263
2087: Office Boy You discharged your office boy? 4327251
2088: Office Boys Have you had any experience as an office-boy? 2327513
2089: Office-Seekers A gentleman, not at all wealthy, 10327662
2090: Office-Seekers On a trip to Washington, 6327375
2091: Old Enough To Know That Are all flowers popular? 4327422
2092: Omen The great pugilist was superstitious 2327767
2093: Once Too Often Yes, dear, I'm going out to-night. 2327605
2094: Once Too Often Phwat's the matter wid yez, 2327573
2095: Onions Can the Burbanks of the glorious West 4327313
2096: Onions SHE - "They say that an apple 2328295
2097: Only Their Way First Lady (effusively): 2327235
2098: Opening Father's Eyes Papa," said Little Horatio, 4327356
2099: Opera Which do you consider the most 4327390
2100: Opportunity Many a man creates 1327378
2101: Opportunity Who seeks, and will not take 2327537
2102: Opportunity In life's small things be resolute 4327438
2103: Optical Illusion The sergeant rebuked the private angrily: 5327242
2104: Optician A Northern man in an optician's shop 1327615
2105: Optimism Optimism is 1327170
2106: Optimism An optimist is a man 1327263
2107: Optimism An optimist is the fellow 1327226
2108: Optimism An optimist is a woman 1330413
2109: Optimism A political optimist is a fellow 1327515
2110: Optimism Mayor William S. Jordan, 6327396
2111: Optimism A Scotsman who has a keen appreciation 6327475
2112: Optimism A German shoemaker left the gas 5327293
2113: Optimism My own hope is, a sun will pierce 6328451
2114: Optimism The day laborer was of a cheerful 4327418
2115: Optimism The optimist fell from the top story 2327281
2116: Orators It is narrated that Colonel Breckenridge, 5327616
2117: Orators When Demosthenes was asked what 1327208
2118: Orientation John B. Gough was fond of telling 12327474
2119: Our Modern Infant Genial Uncle: "Well, old chap, 2327359
2120: Our Modern Infant Little Girl (to Bride at wedding reception): 3327135
2121: Outdoor Life One day, in the spring of '74, Cap Smith's 5327111
2122: Outworn Tiny Clara heard her mother say 2326781
2123: Overtime Once, in a rush season, 1326882
2124: Paintings She had engaged a maid recently from the country, 2327283
2125: Paintings A picture is 1327605
2126: Palmistry Do you know anything about palmistry 4327287
2127: Panics One night at a theatre some scenery took fire, 5327585
2128: Paradox The amiable old lady was overheard talking 2327348
2129: Paradox Two friends from Ireland on a tour occupied 4327315
2130: Parents William, aged five, had been reprimanded 3327143
2131: Parents What does your mother say 2327477
2132: Parents A little lad was desperately ill, 3327346
2133: Parents Mrs. White was undoubtedly the disciplinarian 5327257
2134: Parents Robert has lately acquired a stepmother. 3327446
2135: Parents Well, Bobby, what do you want 2327407
2136: Parents Little Eleanor's mother was an American, 2327337
2137: Parents The lawyer was sitting at his desk absorbed 5327117
2138: Parrots Pat had but a limited knowledge 1327377
2139: Partnership A West Virginia darky, a blacksmith, 1327518
2140: Passwords I want to change my password, 5327336
2141: Passwords Senator Tillman not long ago piloted a plain 8327554
2142: Pastoral Burdette quotes as follows a year's statistics 2327360
2143: Patience Your husband seems to be very impatient lately. 4327834
2144: Patriotism General Gordon, the Confederate commander, 2327744
2145: Patriotism A snobbish young Englishman visiting Washington's home 3327624
2146: Patriotism Speaking of the policy of the Government 4327363
2147: Patriotism A number of Confederate prisoners, 8327240
2148: Patriotism Historical controversies are creeping into the schools. 5327314
2149: Patriotism Our country! When right to be kept right; 1327429
2150: Patriotism Our country! In her intercourse with foreign 1327472
2151: Patriotism There are no points of the compass 1327356
2152: Patriotism Patriotic exercises and flag worship 1327314
2153: Patriotism The Scotchman returned to his native town, 2327251
2154: Patriotism There is no doubting the strong patriotism 8327230
2155: Patriotism The troops had been marching through 2327307
2156: Peace The mourning widow caused a tender 2327429
2157: Peacemaker The father was telling at the table 4327089
2158: Pension The usual details in administration 4327705
2159: Pensions WILLIS - "I wonder if there will ever be universal peace." 2327448
2160: Pensions Why was it you never married again, 2327811
2161: Pensions If England had a system of pensions like ours, 1327370
2162: Perfect Agreement Mother: "Hush! You two children 2327284
2163: Perhaps! You are a little goose! 2327221
2164: Personal Names Israel Zangwill, the well-known writer, 2327225
2165: Personal Names FRIEND-"So your great Russian actor 2327406
2166: Personal Names A somewhat unpatriotic little son of Italy, 5327466
2167: Personal Names A shy young man once said to a young lady: 2327109
2168: Personal Names An American travelling in Europe engaged a courier. 7327212
2169: Personal Names The story is told of Helen Hunt, 4327432
2170: Personal Names A street-car "masher" tried in every way to attract 5327234
2171: Personal Names The comedian came on with affected diffidence. 5327307
2172: Personal Names But Eliza," said the mistress, 2327536
2173: Personal Names The mother of the girl baby, 2327388
2174: Personal Names There was a great swell in Japan, 5326995
2175: Personal Names He was a young lawyer who had just 4327172
2176: Personal Names Who hath not own'd, 2327269
2177: Pessimism A pessimist is a man 1327089
2178: Pessimism How happy are the Pessimists! 4326937
2179: Pessimism A pessimist is one who 1327182
2180: Pessimism I had a mighty queer surprise 2327324
2181: Pessimism To tell men that they cannot 1326873
2182: Pessimism With earth's first clay they did the last man knead, 8326631
2183: Pessimism The energetic New England woman 2327115
2184: Pessimism The old man shook his head dolefully 2330532
2185: Pessimism The visitor remarked affably to the man of the house: 3327051
2186: Philadelphia A Staten Island man, 4327118
2187: Philadelphia Among the guests at an informal dinner 3327099
2188: Philanthropists Little grains of short weight, 4327260
2189: Philanthropy I hear that Mrs. Brewster hasn't paid her 3327569
2190: Philosophy Philosophy is finding out how many things 1327269
2191: Phonetics Little Willie questioned his grandmother 6327677
2192: Physicians And Surgeons The eight-year-old son of a Baltimore physician, 4326810
2193: Physicians And Surgeons The doctor stood by the bedside, 5326700
2194: Physicians And Surgeons Doctor, I want you to look after my office 2327273
2195: Physicians And Surgeons An old darky once lay seriously ill 2327056
2196: Physicians And Surgeons There had been an epidemic of colds in the town, 2327080
2197: Physicians And Surgeons FIRST DOCTOR - "I operated on him for appendicitis. 2327842
2198: Physicians And Surgeons FUSSY LADY PATIENT - "I was suffering so much, 2326643
2199: Physicians And Surgeons MEDICAL STUDENT - "What did you operate on that man for?" 4326889
2200: Physicians And Surgeons The three degrees in medical treatment 1326970
2201: Physicians And Surgeons What caused the coolness between you 4327305
2202: Physicians And Surgeons A tourist while traveling in the north 2327280
2203: Physicians And Surgeons When the physician gives you medicine 1326824
2204: Physicians And Surgeons Physicians, of all men, 1327467
2205: Physicians And Surgeons This is the way that physicians mend or end us, 4326667
2206: Physiology The teacher explained to her young pupils 2326861
2207: Picture show The lady was waiting to buy a ticket 3326612
2208: Pins Oh, dear!" sighed the wife 2327108
2209: Pittsburg How about that airship? 4326703
2210: Pittsburg SKYBOUGH - "Why have you put that vacuum cleaner 2326841
2211: Pittsburg A man just back from South America 7327225
2212: Plain Speaking The new maid was talkative, 3326875
2213: Play The mother heard a great commotion, 2326890
2214: Played Them Both Up A small boy was playing with an iron hoop 8328917
2215: Played Them Both Up A small boy was playing with an iron 8326871
2216: Playing Possum No, suh," the ancient negro asserted, 1327427
2217: Pleasure BILLY - "Huh! I bet you didn't have a good 3327096
2218: Pleasure Winnie had been very naughty, 2326737
2219: Pleasure In Concord, New Hampshire, 2326784
2220: Pleasure Here's to beauty, 1326968
2221: Pleasure A dinner, coffee and cigars, 4327205
2222: Pleasure The roses of pleasure seldom last 1326569
2223: Plumber The plumber at many dollars a day could afford 4327016
2224: Plumber The long-suffering professor smothered 7326841
2225: Poetry Poetry is a gift we are told, 1327265
2226: Poetry The evil effects of decadent verse 1326814
2227: Poets EDITOR - "Have you submitted this poem anywhere else?" 3327099
2228: Poets Why is it," asked the persistent poetess, 5327114
2229: Poets Sir Lewis Morris was complaining 1326762
2230: Poets God's prophets of the Beautiful, 2327526
2231: Poets We call those poets who are first to mark 4327501
2232: Point Of View A couple from Boston spent a winter in Augusta, 3326969
2233: Point Of View The kindly old lady chanced to be present 4326838
2234: Poker Tommy Atkins and a doughboy sat in a poker 4326684
2235: Poker Daughter," said the old man, sternly, 3327531
2236: Police A man who was "wanted" in Russia 1327184
2237: Police I had a message from the Black Hand, 6327260
2238: Politeness The little girl in the car was a pest. 4326887
2239: Politeness Johnny, who was to be the guest at a neighbor's 5327426
2240: Politeness On Johnnie's return from the birthday party, 3327282
2241: Politeness The teacher used as an illustration of bad grammar, 4326715
2242: Politeness The man sitting in the street car addressed 5326657
2243: Political Parties ZOO SUPERINTENDENT - "What was all the rumpus 4327218
2244: Politicians Politicians always 1327601
2245: Politicians The man who goes into politics 1326750
2246: Politicians A political orator, evidently better 1327236
2247: Politicians POLITICIAN - "Congratulate me, my dear, 3327292
2248: Politicians What makes you think the baby 2326887
2249: Politicians The mere proposal to set the politician 1327181
2250: Politicians At a political meeting the speakers 2327118
2251: Politicians A political speaker, while making a speech, 2327147
2252: Politicians The Rev. Dr. Biddell tells a lively story 3327004
2253: Politicians Senator Mark Hanna was walking through 7327238
2254: Politicians FATHER: "My son will make a brilliant politician one day" 3327273
2255: Politics Politics consists of 1327285
2256: Politics If I were asked to define politics 1326754
2257: Politics LITTLE CLARENCE (who has an inquiring mind) 2327423
2258: Politics Many a man," remarked the milk toast philosopher, 6327067
2259: Politics Little Millie's father and grandfather 2327447
2260: Politics The shortest after-dinner speech 2327209
2261: Politics Politics is but the common 1327408
2262: Politics The little boy interrupted his father's reading 4326811
2263: Poor Tramp: "Would you please 1326956
2264: Popular Opinion First Burglar: "Say, Bill, 2327132
2265: Population Someone asked a darky from Richmond 2326940
2266: Postal It is human nature to take an interest 2326809
2267: Poverty Poverty is no disgrace, 1327223
2268: Poverty A traveler passing through the Broad 3327611
2269: Poverty One day an inspector of a New York 3330553
2270: Poverty There is no man so poor 1327050
2271: Poverty May poverty be always 1327337
2272: Poverty Not he who has little, 1327448
2273: Praise WIFE (complainingly) 2327516
2274: Praise What sort of a man is he? 2326705
2275: Praise One negro workman was overheard talking to another: 2327107
2276: Prayer The Dutchman still retained a strong accent, 2327058
2277: Prayer A Scotch missionary in the Far East 2327155
2278: Prayer Charles had attained the age of five 2327584
2279: Prayer At the request of his wife, 4327160
2280: Prayer The newspaper report of the special Sunday 2327067
2281: Prayer The New York Sun published the following: 5326977
2282: Prayer A little boy was asked if he prayed 2327251
2283: Prayer A prayer showing a ghastly confusion 2327359
2284: Prayer As the boat was sinking, 6326912
2285: Prayer Meetings A foreigner who attended a prayer 1327079
2286: Prayers During the winter the village preacher 2328220
2287: Prayers A little girl in Washington 1326913
2288: Prayers TEACHER - "Now, Tommy, 2327253
2289: Prayers A well-known revivalist whose work 5327202
2290: Prayers A little girl attending an Episcopal 2327037
2291: Prayers The new minister in a Georgia church 3327361
2292: Prayers Hilma was always glad to say her prayers, 2327061
2293: Prayers Willie's mother had told him that 5326870
2294: Prayers Little Polly, coming in from her walk one morning, 2327459
2295: Prayers Prayer is the 1326981
2296: Prayers Pray to be perfect, though material leaven 4326914
2297: Preacher A colored deacon who was the leader 2327065
2298: Preaching The services in the chapel 3326910
2299: Preaching One Sunday morning a certain young pastor 11327363
2300: Preaching The late Bishop Foss once visited 2326895
2301: Preaching Yes, sir," said the irate man, 1327480
2302: Preaching A noted eastern Judge when visiting 2327489
2303: Preaching The preacher's evening discourse 2326900
2304: Preaching The new minister's first sermon 1326731
2305: Preaching A young preacher, who was staying 3326875
2306: Preaching A distinguished theologian 2327368
2307: Preaching A clergyman was once sent for in the middle 5327206
2308: Preaching I never see my rector's eyes; 4327455
2309: Preaching A stranger entered the church 4327171
2310: Preaching Once upon a time there was an Indian 7327291
2311: Precaution When the colored couple were being 2326793
2312: Precaution The lawyer for the defense, 4326877
2313: Precociousness A stranger rang the door-bell. 4326958
2314: Precocity The playwright rushed up to the critic at the club. 3326826
2315: Prematureness Ikey saw his friend Jakey 4326755
2316: Preparedness The small boy was directed to soak 2326810
2317: Preparedness The two scrub women met and chattered to this effect: 5326627
2318: Preparedness The father entered the room where Clara, 4327142
2319: Prescriptions After a month's work in intensely warm weather 4327068
2320: Presence Of Mind What did you do when you met 2327232
2321: Pride The little boy was greatly elated 2326855
2322: Pride Pride often has no better basis 6326701
2323: Printers The master of all trades: 1327025
2324: Prison Reform The society matron explained the necessity 2326990
2325: Prisons A man arrested for stealing chickens 1327032
2326: Prisons SHERIFF - "That fellow who just left 3326955
2327: Privilege The tenderfoot in the mining town 2326845
2328: Probably I want to buy you something 2326909
2329: Procrastination The Southern darky is usually willing enough, 4327008
2330: Prodigals Why did the father of the prodigal son 2326836
2331: Profanity THE RECTOR - "It's terrible for a man 2327278
2332: Profanity FIRST DEAF MUTE - "He wasn't so very angry, was he?" 2327123
2333: Profanity The little daughter of a clergyman 3326788
2334: Profanity Very frequently the winter highways 4327210
2335: Profanity A scrupulous priest of Kildare, 5327073
2336: Profanity Donald and Jeanie were putting down a carpet. 3327020
2337: Profanity It is not always necessary to make 1326998
2338: Profanity Little Bartholomew's mother overheard 3327502
2339: Profanity They were in Italy together. 6326851
2340: Profanity A school girl was required to write 2327059
2341: Profanity The ashman was raising a can of ashes 3326776
2342: Profanity A young man entered the jeweler's store 2327160
2343: Profanity For it comes to pass oft that 1327155
2344: Profanity The longshoreman was indulging in a fit of temper, 3326963
2345: Profanity The deacon carried a chain to the blacksmith 2326806
2346: Profiteers The wife of the profiteer discoursed 4326934
2347: Profiteers The advertisement offered for fifty cents 2327183
2348: Profiteers Are you sure this handbag is genuine crocodile skin? 4327132
2349: Profiteers Customer: "But if it costs twenty dollars 2326718
2350: Progress The cottager was crippled by rheumatism, 3326819
2351: Progress The kindly clergyman, newly come to the parish, 3326762
2352: Progress The physician advised his patient to eat 4326918
2353: Prohibition Talking about dry towns, 3327261
2354: Prohibition It was prohibition country. 7348245
2355: Prohibition The objector to prohibition spoke bitterly: 5326770
2356: Prohibition The wife complained to her husband 2327022
2357: Prolific The woman teacher in a New York School 8326619
2358: Promise I'd like to see the man 2326817
2359: Promoting Mr. Harcourt, the Secretary of State 1326795
2360: Promoting There are many tales about the caution 5326807
2361: Promotion Promotion cometh neither 1326880
2362: Promptness Are you first in anything at school, Earlie? 2327190
2363: Promptness The head of a large business house 1326704
2364: Promptness Are you waiting for me, dear? 2327040
2365: Pronunciation A tale is told of a Kansas minister, 2327053
2366: Pronunciation I'm at the head of my class, 3326875
2367: Pronunciation The parson's daughter spoke pleasantly, 7326914
2368: Proof Shopper:--"Are these eggs fresh?" 4326858
2369: Property The indignant householder held up 3326779
2370: Proportion A middle-aged colored woman in a Georgia village, 4328496
2371: Proposal He was a Scot, with the usual characteristics 3327187
2372: Proposals A love-smitten youth who was studying 2327282
2373: Proposals A gentleman who had been in Chicago 2327055
2374: Proposals There was a young man from the West, 5326999
2375: Proposals They were dining on fowl in a restaurant. 1327099
2376: Proposals Dear May," wrote the young man, 2327306
2377: Proposals The four Gerton girls were all good-looking; 7326782
2378: Proposals It was at Christmas, 4326883
2379: Proposals A Scotch beadle led the maiden 2327051
2380: Proposals IMPECUNIOUS LOVER - "Be mine, Amanda, 2327030
2381: Proposals The surest way to hit a woman's heart 1326861
2382: Propriety There was a young lady of Wilts, 5326644
2383: Prosperity May bad fortune follow you 2327743
2384: Protestant Episcopal Church One of our popular New England 4327111
2385: Protestant Episcopal Church An Episcopal clergyman who was passing 7327319
2386: Protestants A Protestant mission meeting 1327079
2387: Providence Why did papa have appendicitis 3326853
2388: Providence There's a certain minister whose duties sometimes 4326982
2389: Providence The babu explained with great politeness 2327059
2390: Provincialism Some time ago an English friend 4326973
2391: Provincialism A southerner, with the intense love 8327088
2392: Prudence Sandy MacTavish was a guest at a christening party 3327347
2393: Prudence The young man, who was notorious 3327013
2394: Public Service Corporations The attorney demanded to know 5326873
2395: Public Service Corporations Yes, he had some rare trouble with his eyes, 3327515
2396: Public Speakers ORATOR - "I thought your paper was friendly to me?" 4326851
2397: Public Speakers TRAVELING LECTURER FOR SOCIETY (to the remaining listener) 2326981
2398: Public Speakers Ex-senator Spooner of Wisconsin 3328251
2399: Public Speakers When I arose to speak, 3326815
2400: Public Speakers Uncle Joe" Cannon has a way of speaking 3327528
2401: Public Speakers A South African tribe has an effective 1327051
2402: Public Speakers A rather turgid orator, 7326950
2403: Public Speakers The self-made millionaire who had endowed 2327031
2404: Public Speakers Mark Twain once told this story: 2327087
2405: Punishment A parent who evidently disapproved 2327085
2406: Punishment No, sirree!" ejaculated Bunkerton. 2327560
2407: Punishment James the Second, when Duke of York, 1327430
2408: Punishment A white man during reconstruction times 6327636
2409: Punishment A lawyer was defending a man accused 4327296
2410: Punishment Muriel, a five-year-old subject of King George, 2326741
2411: Punishment During the reconstruction days of Virginia, 2326873
2412: Punishment What punishment did that defaulting 1326969
2413: Punishment An Indian in Washington County once 1326974
2414: Punishment TEACHER - "Willie, did your father cane 4327029
2415: Punishment Boohoo! Boohoo!" wailed little Johnny. 5327186
2416: Punishment The fact that corporal punishment 12327126
2417: Punishment A little fellow who was being subjected 2327012
2418: Punishment A little girl about three years old 4327262
2419: Punishment It is less to suffer 1327032
2420: Punishment If Jupiter hurled his thunderbolt 1326749
2421: Punishment The school teacher, after writing to the mother 2327034
2422: Punishment The little boy dashed wildly around the corner, 4326908
2423: Punishment The little lad sat on the curb howling lustily. 4326879
2424: Puns A father once said to his son, 5326938
2425: Puns What is your name?" demanded the judge 8327093
2426: Puns A member of the Lambs' Club had a reputation 4327295
2427: Puns The stallion that had been driven in from 4327317
2428: Puns When Mr. Choate was ambassador 6326769
2429: Pure Carelessness It was visiting day at the prison 3326836
2430: Pure Food Into a general store of a town in Arkansas 5326962
2431: Pure Food On a recent trip to Germany, 8327208
2432: Puzzle The humorist offered his latest 6326799
2433: Qualified The Leading Woman: "How does Garrette 2327137
2434: Quarrels But why did you leave your last place? 4327587
2435: Quarrels I hear ye had words with Casey. 4327175
2436: Quarrels There had been a wordy falling-out between 1327228
2437: Quarrels A quarrel is quickly 1327582
2438: Quarrelsome The applicant for the position of cook 4327475
2439: Questions The more questions a woman 1327418
2440: Questions It was a very hot day and the fat drummer 3327292
2441: Questions A party of young men were camping, 6327381
2442: Questions A browbeating lawyer was demanding 4329174
2443: Questions Officers have a right to ask questions 10327805
2444: Questions The sages say, Dame Truth delights to dwell 4327531
2445: Questions It was a rule of the club that anyone asking 3327333
2446: Quotations Stanley Jordan, the well-known Episcopal minister, 2327578
2447: Race Prejudices A negro preacher in a southern town 5327356
2448: Race Pride Sam Jones, the evangelist, 1327449
2449: Race Pride An Irishman and a Jew were discussing 9327426
2450: Race Suicide Prisoner, why did you assault this landlord? 4327255
2451: Races In answer to the question, 1330715
2452: Races Now, Thomas," said the foreman 4327823
2453: Railroad A railroad was opened through a remote region, 4327382
2454: Railroads Talk 'bout railroads bein' a blessin', 1327570
2455: Railroads On one of the southern railroads there 4327821
2456: Railroads I read of the terrible vengeance inflicted 5327355
2457: Railroads The reporter who had accompanied the special train 4327628
2458: Railroads The Hon. John Sharp Williams had an engagement 3327392
2459: Railroads We were bounding along, 4327314
2460: Railroads Three men were talking in rather a large way 3327241
2461: Railroads Say, young man, 3327511
2462: Railroads An express on the Long Island Railroad 5327674
2463: Railroads The president of one great southern railway 7327222
2464: Railroads It was on a little branch railway 3327973
2465: Rapid Transit One cold, wintry morning a man of tall 3327347
2466: Ready And Willing Magistrate: "Can't this case 2327515
2467: Ready And Willing An old darky visited a doctor 1327420
2468: Ready And Willing An airman had been taking up passengers 1327347
2469: Ready And Willing Chloe: I sho' mighter knowed 3327338
2470: Ready And Willing The professor was deeply 1327305
2471: Ready To Join Minister: Would you care to join 2327265
2472: Real Estate Agents Little Nelly told little Anita what she termed a "little fib." 5327203
2473: Realised Lawyer: "When I was a boy my highest 2327646
2474: Realism The storekeeper at Yount, Idaho, 13327517
2475: Realism MOTHER - "Tommy, if you're pretending 2327321
2476: Realism Children," said the teacher, 2327349
2477: Realism A great deal of fun has been poked 1327644
2478: Reality A man, who is the father 4327325
2479: Reassuring She: "Oh! Jack! Are you perfectly 2327320
2480: Recall SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER - "Johnny, 2327644
2481: Recall Senator, why don't you unpack your trunk? 2327518
2482: Recently married A popular Oklahoma City salesman 4327338
2483: Recipe for a baby: Clean and dress a wriggle, add a pint of nearly milk, 4327702
2484: Recipe for a milliner: To a presence that's much more than queenly, 4327135
2485: Recipe for a multi-millionaire: Take a boy with bare feet as a starter 4327378
2486: Recipe for a parson: To a cupful of negative goodness 4327503
2487: Recipe for a policeman: To a quart of boiling temper 4327459
2488: Recipe for a suffragette: To the power that already lies in her hands 4327066
2489: Recipe for a telephone operator: To fearful and wonderful rolling of "r's," 4327296
2490: Recipe for a waiter: Stuff a hired dress-suit case with an effort to please, 4327310
2491: Recipe for an actor: To one slice of ham add assortment of roles. 4327387
2492: Recipe for an ingenue: A pound and three-quarters of kitten, 4327519
2493: Recipe for an orchestra leader: Four hundred and twenty-two movements 4327250
2494: Recognition The office telephone was out of order. 4327504
2495: Recommendations A firm of shady outside London 3327598
2496: Recommendations MISTRESS - "Have you a reference?" 2327327
2497: Recommendations There is a story of a Scotch gentleman 1326922
2498: Recommendations The buxom maid had been hinting 9326808
2499: Recommendations An Englishman and an Irishman went to the 4326998
2500: Reconciliations Yes, I quarreled with my wife about nothing. 3327172
2501: Record It appears to be your record, 2326934
2502: Recruit Officer (drilling recruits): 4327226
2503: Redeeming Trait I know I'm old, but I'm crazy about you, 4327475
2504: Reform Abe Jones was a colored man who made 4327113
2505: Reformers LOUISE - "The man that Edith married is a reformer." 2326810
2506: Reformers He was earnestly but prosily orating at the audience. 2327185
2507: Reformers The young woman sat before her glass 2326729
2508: Regrets A Newport man who was invited to a house 1327307
2509: Regrets After the death of Lord Houghton, 1327052
2510: Regrets A young woman prominent in the social set 2327037
2511: Rehearsals The funeral procession was moving along 4326768
2512: Relatives It is hard, indeed, 2327015
2513: Reliability The Southern lady saw old 'Rastus setting 3327063
2514: Religions When Bishop Phillips Brooks sailed 2326700
2515: Religions At a recent conference of Baptists, 3326906
2516: Religions A recent book on Russia relates the story 2327282
2517: Religions The priest of a New York parish 2326574
2518: Religions A man addicted to walking in his sleep 1327378
2519: Religions The friendship existing between Father Kelly 3326618
2520: Religions The broad-minded see the truth 1326762
2521: Remedies MISTRESS - "Did the mustard plaster do you any good, Bridget?" 2326836
2522: Remedies SUFFERER - "I have a terrible toothache 3326785
2523: Remedies For every ill beneath the sun 4327305
2524: Remembered Blinks, after inviting his friend, 6327026
2525: Reminders The wife of an overworked promoter said at breakfast: 4327084
2526: Repartee Repartee is saying 1327143
2527: Repartee Among the members of a working gang 2327135
2528: Repartee A middle-aged farmer accosted a serious-faced youth 4327201
2529: Repartee SEEDY VISITOR - "Do you have many wrecks 2327292
2530: Repartee HER DAD - "No, sir; I won't have my daughter 2326846
2531: Repartee Wendell Phillips was traveling through 11327445
2532: Repartee SOLEMN SENIOR - "So your efforts 2327039
2533: Repartee A benevolent person watched a workman 4329210
2534: Repartee Winston Churchill, the young English statesman, 4326976
2535: Repartee Strickland Gillilan, the lecturer and the man 3327057
2536: Repartee TRAVELER - "Say, boy, your corn looks kind of yellow." 6330626
2537: Repartee President Lincoln was busily engaged 3327115
2538: Repartee The garrulous old lady in the stern 6327132
2539: Repartee Nothing more clearly expresses the sentiments 4327134
2540: Repartee John Kendrick Bangs one day called 3327353
2541: Repartee A boy took a position in an office 4329084
2542: Repartee An Englishman was being shown the sights 3326967
2543: Repartee Pat was busy on a road working 2327428
2544: Repartee A district leader went to Sea Girt, 2326992
2545: Repartee According to the London Globe 4327019
2546: Repartee A small boy was hoeing corn in a sterile 7327261
2547: Repentance When the Devil was sick, 1330171
2548: Repetition The little girl had been naughty in school. 2326957
2549: Republican Party The morning after a banquet, 327101
2550: Reputation Popularity is when people like you; 1327220
2551: Resemblances Senator Blackburn is a thorough Kentuckian, 4327198
2552: Resemblances Every time the baby looks into my face he smiles 2327466
2553: Resemblances Mark Twain constantly received letters 5327212
2554: Resemblances NEIGHBOR: "Johnny, I think in looks 2327175
2555: Resignation Then you don't think I practice what I preach, 2326729
2556: Resignation The physician, afer an examination, 6326568
2557: Respectability Is he respectable? 2326723
2558: Rest Cure A weather-beaten damsel somewhat 3327104
2559: Retaliation You know that fellow, Jim McGroiarty 5327048
2560: Retaliation Once when Henry Ward Beecher was 2326953
2561: Retaliation An Episcopal clergyman, 2327176
2562: Retroactive You know you should love your 2327461
2563: Retroactive Pupil: "What I want to know is, 2326770
2564: Revenge Is Sweet Yes," proudly announced the ex-captain, 3327126
2565: Revolution At a reception given by the Daughters 1327080
2566: Revolutions Haiti was in the midst of a revolution. 5327543
2567: Reward Of Merit A very tidy young man was distressed 2327302
2568: Reward Of Virtue The little boy put a serious question 2326743
2569: Reward Of Virtue The teacher directed the class to compose 4326618
2570: Rewards Said a great Congregational preacher 5327311
2571: Rheumatism 2327034
2572: Rich marriage Is she making a rich marriage? 2326660
2573: Roads A Yankee just returning to the states 6326924
2574: Roasts As William Faversham was having his luncheon 2327183
2575: Ruling Passion Noah Webster, the maker of the dictionary, 5327268
2576: Safety First Come over here!" called a friend to an 3327748
2577: Safety First Amos Perkins was hired in the spring to shoot muskrats, 5327386
2578: Safety First The disgruntled fisherman at the club lifted 6328878
2579: Safety First A G. A. R. veteran told to some members 3327545
2580: Safety First The woman hesitated over buying the silver service. 3327280
2581: Salaries A country school-teacher was cashing her monthly check 2327546
2582: Sales A bright little newsie entered 7328593
2583: Sales Farmer: "Would you like to buy 2327322
2584: Salesmen And Salesmanship A darky fruit-dealer 5327442
2585: Salesmen And Salesmanship The quick wit of a traveling salesman 2327201
2586: Salesmen And Salesmanship A young man entered a hat store 8327540
2587: Salesmen And Salesmanship VISITOR - "Can I see that motorist 3327474
2588: Salesmen And Salesmanship That fellow is too slick for me. 3327529
2589: Salesmen And Salesmanship In a small South Carolina town that was 2327532
2590: Salesmen And Salesmanship He who finds he has something to sell, 4327667
2591: Saloons Where can I get a drink in this town? 4327648
2592: Salvation WILLIS - "Some of these rich fellows seem 2327050
2593: Salvation An Italian noble at church one day gave 7327355
2594: Salvation An Episcopal missionary in Wyoming 3327212
2595: Salvation Edith was light-hearted and merry 4327514
2596: Sandy Scored A pompous Scottish laird met 5327213
2597: Sanity It is a matter of uncommon knowledge 2327173
2598: Sarcasm The noted story-teller at a dinner party 2327382
2599: Sarcasm The ponderous judge interrupted 3327550
2600: Sarcasm Everything that could be done to make 5327301
2601: Saving Take care of the pennies 1327100
2602: Saving Do you save up money 2327482
2603: Saving JOHNNY - "Papa, would you be glad 3327241
2604: Saving According to the following story, 4327150
2605: Saving Robert dear," said the coy little maiden 9327371
2606: Saving A servant, who indulged in sprees 2327381
2607: Scandal An ill wind 1327412
2608: Scapegoat Cousin Willie, aged ten, came for a visit 9327330
2609: Schedule Cooks' tourists travel exactly according to schedule. 5327593
2610: Schedule The man about to take a train was worried 2327196
2611: Scholarship There is in Washington an old "grouch 5327252
2612: Scholarship Well, there were only three boys in school 5327352
2613: Scholarship Sammy's mother was greatly distressed 4328074
2614: Scholarship Who ceases to be a 1327519
2615: Schools Mamma," complained little Elsie, 2327332
2616: Scientific Management The late Sylvanus Miller, 5327353
2617: Scientific Management A visitor from New York to the suburbs 5327326
2618: Scientific Proof One day a teacher was having a first-grade class 2329537
2619: Scientific Proof One day a teacher was having a first-grade 2327349
2620: Scotch A Scotchman had been presented 2327931
2621: Scotched! A parsimonious farmer notorious 5327378
2622: Seasickness A Philadelphian, on his way to Europe, 1327359
2623: Seasickness Motto for the dining saloon 1327283
2624: Seasickness On the steamer the little bride 3327501
2625: Seasickness A clergyman who was holding a children's 2327578
2626: Seasickness The first day out was perfectly lovely, 1326834
2627: Seasickness The great ocean liner rolled and pitched. 5327401
2628: Seasickness There was a young man from Ostend, 5326752
2629: Seasickness On the first morning of the voyage, 2327408
2630: Seasickness The pair on their honeymoon were crossing 5326975
2631: Seasickness The seasick voyager on the ocean bowed 4326908
2632: Seasickness The wife of the seasick passenger was about 4326853
2633: Seasickness The moralizing gentleman at the club remarked ponderously: 4326679
2634: Seasons There was a young fellow named Hall, 5327471
2635: Sectarian Once upon a time a coach was held up 7326905
2636: Sectarian A Scotch Presbyterian clergyman tells 4327171
2637: Self-Betrayal The old lady was very aristocratic, 3326849
2638: Senators A Senator is very 1327123
2639: Senators You have been conspicuous in the halls 2327231
2640: Senators An aviator alighted on a field and said 3326874
2641: Sense Of Humor What of his sense of humor? 2326873
2642: Sense Of Humor A sense of humor is a help and a 3326994
2643: Sense Of Humor Mark Twain once approached a friend, 7327246
2644: Sense Of Humor The perception of the 1327062
2645: Sermon The aged colored clergyman, 2327273
2646: Servants TOMMY - "Pop, what is it that the Bible 2326699
2647: Servants As usual, they began discussing 2327243
2648: Servants SMITH - "We are certainly in luck 2326886
2649: Servants THE NEW GIRL - "An' may me intended 3326728
2650: Servants And do you have to be called in the morning? 2327314
2651: Servants A maid dropped and broke a beautiful platter 2327183
2652: Servants Young housewives obliged to practice 5327467
2653: Servants It is probable that many queens 6326581
2654: Servants MRS. LITTLETOWN - "This magazine looks 4327312
2655: Servants MRS. HOUSEN HOHM - "What is your name?" 4326929
2656: Servants MISTRESS - "Nora, I saw a policeman 2326889
2657: She Could Use Him Rastus," said the judge sternly, 2327267
2658: She Took Them I don't know whether I like these 2327337
2659: Sheep And Goats The little girl was deeply impressed 8326965
2660: Shiftlessness The shiftless man, who preferred reading to labor, 3326747
2661: Shipwreck The new member of the club listened with solemn 5326895
2662: Shopping CLERK - "Can you let me off to-morrow afternoon? 3327363
2663: Show-girls Interviewer: "What sort of girls 2326776
2664: Shyness The late "lan Maclaren" 3327754
2665: Signs When the late Senator Wolcott first went 2327183
2666: Signs Buck" Kilgore, of Texas, 5327393
2667: Silence Is 1327075
2668: Silence BALL-"What is silence?" 2327283
2669: Silence The other day upon the links 1326942
2670: Sin Man-like is it to fall into sin, 4327553
2671: Singers As the celebrated soprano began to sing, 5327300
2672: Singers A visiting clergyman was occupying 3327003
2673: Singers One cold, wet, and windy night 3326719
2674: Singers The man who sings all day at work is a happy man. 4326744
2675: Singers At a certain Scottish dinner 9326859
2676: Singers She smiles, my darling smiles, and all 8327367
2677: Singers God sent his singers upon earth 4327233
2678: Sir Walter Raleigh Sir Walter Raleigh was put 1327120
2679: Skating A young lady entered a crowded car 2327346
2680: Slander The business man's wife, who had called 4326674
2681: Slavery A traveler in the South chatted with 6327137
2682: Sleep Recently a friend who had heard 4327096
2683: Slighted I sincerely regret our misunderstanding, 2326841
2684: Smells An argument arose among a number 1327101
2685: Smiles There was a young lady of Niger, 5326830
2686: Smoking A woman is only a woman 1327102
2687: Smoking AUNT MARY - (horrified) 1328001
2688: Smoking An Irish soldier on sentry duty 4327290
2689: Sneezing While campaigning in Iowa Speaker Cannon 4327133
2690: Snobbery Snobbery is the pride 1326865
2691: Snoring Snore - An unfavorable 1326964
2692: Social Uplift The somewhat unpleasant person, 326727
2693: Social Uplift The philanthropic hostess entertained 10326804
2694: Socialists Among the stories told of the late Baron 5327064
2695: Society Smart Society is made up 1326519
2696: Society What are her days at home? 2327114
2697: Society Society consists of two classes, 1326702
2698: Society There was a young person called Smarty, 5327022
2699: Solecisms A New York firm recently hung 1327168
2700: Solecisms Reporters are obliged to write their descriptions 1327412
2701: Sons I thought your father looked 2326858
2702: Souvenirs A friend of mine, traveling in Ireland, 5327201
2703: Spanking Back in those days when corporal punishment 6327325
2704: Speculation There are two times in a man's life 1326741
2705: Speed I always said old Cornelius Husk was slow, 3327411
2706: Speed So you heard the bullet whiz past you? 4326874
2707: Speed A near race riot happened in a southern town. 1326903
2708: Speed A guest in a Cincinnati hotel was shot 9327627
2709: Speed In the business college, 2326734
2710: Speed The young lady interested in botany 3326722
2711: Spelling Some time before Mr. Taft became President 8326639
2712: Spelling The clerk of the court directed 8326809
2713: Spinsterhood The old colored mammy took advantage 5326650
2714: Spinsters Is there anyone present who wishes the prayers 4326854
2715: Spinsters Maude Adams was one day discussing 4327210
2716: Spinsters Here's to the Bachelor, so lonely and gay, 4326804
2717: Spinsters An old maid on the wintry side of fifty, 1327199
2718: Spinsters A famous spinster, known throughout the country 4327248
2719: Spinsters There once was a lonesome, lorn spinster, 5326609
2720: Spite Think twice before you speak, 1327270
2721: Spite A man had for years employed a steady German workman. 8327133
2722: Spite The faithful old employee asked for a day off. 8326900
2723: Sportsmanship In the party out after reed birds 3326694
2724: Spring In the spring the housemaid's fancy 8326821
2725: Spring It is easy enough to look pleasant, 5327136
2726: Spring The teacher talked on the four seasons, 4326930
2727: Stag-nation Mr. Graham: "Do you know, Miss F., 3326893
2728: Stammering One of the ushers approached a man who 5326865
2729: Stammering A man who stuttered badly went 2327087
2730: Stammering On the occasion of a most interesting family event, 9327147
2731: Statesmen A statesman is a deal politician. 2327118
2732: Statistics An earnest preacher in Georgia, 2327200
2733: Statistics PATIENT - "Tell me candidly, Doc, 2327406
2734: Steak Can I get a steak here 2327568
2735: Stealing A negro was brought before a justice of the peace. 7327136
2736: Steam Can you tell what steam is? 2327349
2737: Steamships That new steamer they're building is a whopper, 2327243
2738: Stenographers A beautiful statuesque blond had left New York 4329285
2739: Stock Brokers A grain broker in New Boston, Maine, 5326990
2740: Stormy Weather The ferryboat was well on her way 1326756
2741: Strategy A bird dog belonging to a man in Mulvane 2330093
2742: Strategy Boy, take these flowers to Miss Bertie Bohoo 5327428
2743: Strategy The little girl was having a great deal 3326851
2744: Strategy A young couple had been courting 12326958
2745: Strategy Charles Stuart, formerly senator from Michigan, 10327103
2746: Stunning Your wife looks stunning to-night. 2327215
2747: Style Two old friends met, and immediately found 4327292
2748: Subways Any one who has ever traveled 8327162
2749: Success Nothing succeeds 1327121
2750: Success Nothing succeeds 1327314
2751: Success Success in life 1326820
2752: Success A New Orleans lawyer was asked 3327112
2753: Success I'd rather be a Could Be 8327160
2754: Success Tis not in mortals to command success, 3326742
2755: Success There are two ways of rising 1326984
2756: Success Success is counted sweetest 2326652
2757: Such A Waste Mrs. Bizzy: "I am so sorry to hear 2326892
2758: Sucked! It was a very wet night, 3327125
2759: Suffragettes When a married woman goes out 1326756
2760: Suffragettes Ullo, Bill, 'ow's things with yer? 4327433
2761: Suffragettes I'd hate t' be married t' a suffragette 1326711
2762: Suffragettes FIRST ENGLISHMAN - "Why do you allow your wife 2327361
2763: Suffragettes When Mrs. Pankhurst, the English suffragette, 3326905
2764: Suffragettes BILL - "Jake said he was going to break 2333489
2765: Suffragettes SLASHER - "Been in a fight?" 2326707
2766: Suffragettes What sort of a ticket does your suffragette club favor? 2326888
2767: Suicide The Chinese Consul at San Francisco, 3326532
2768: Summer Resorts GABE - "What are you going back to that place 2327609
2769: Summer Resorts I suppose," said the city man, 2326983
2770: Sunday Albert was a solemn-eyed, 8327191
2771: Sunday TEACHER-"Good little boys do not skate on Sunday, 4327336
2772: Sunday Of all the days that's in the week, 4327325
2773: Sunday O day of rest! How beautiful, how fair, 4327334
2774: Sunday School The young lady worker for the Sunday school 4326977
2775: Sunday School The Sunday-school teacher examined his new class. 5327069
2776: Sunday School Sunday School Teacher: Now, Alfred, 2326874
2777: Sunday School Young Harold was late for Sunday-school 3328340
2778: Sunday Schools Now, Willie," said the superintendent's 1327471
2779: Sunday Schools When Lottie returned from her first visit 2326962
2780: Sunday Schools The teacher asked: "When did Moses live?" 5326865
2781: Sunday Schools How many of you boys, 4326911
2782: Superman It is told of Mrs. Gladstone that a number 4327009
2783: Superstition Superstition is a 1326870
2784: Superstition The superstitious sporting editor 2326917
2785: Sure Signs Afraid you're going to have 2327170
2786: Surprise Where are you goin', ma? 6327071
2787: Suspense The passionate lover wrote to his inamorata as follows: 3327124
2788: Suspicion The eminent politicians of opposing parties 3326672
2789: Suspicious It was while on manoeuvres in rural England, 5326765
2790: Sweetest of all She (tenderly): 2326631
2791: Swimmers Two negro roustabouts at New Orleans 4326969
2792: Sympathy A sympathizer is a fellow 1327545
2793: Sympathy Dwight L. Moody was riding in a car 6327246
2794: Sympathy The man rushed excitedly into the smoking car. 2326890
2795: Sympathy A tramp went to a farmhouse, 4327108
2796: Sympathy Strengthen me by sympathizing 1326870
2797: Sympathy A tramp devised a new scheme for working 4327138
2798: Sympathy Freddie (aged six): 3327091
2799: Sympathy The Tabby-Cat: "I am just heart-broken! 2326677
2800: Synonyms I don't believe any two words 3327230
2801: Tact It was at the private theatricals, 4327424
2802: Tact The senator from Utah was able to disarm 6327521
2803: Talkers Some years ago, Mark Twain was a guest 4327142
2804: Talkers It was a beautiful evening and Ole, 6327068
2805: Talkers Sir," said the sleek-looking agent, 4326920
2806: Talkers A guest was expected for dinner 1327287
2807: Talkers A belated voyager in search of hilarity 2329329
2808: Talkers You must not talk all the time, 2327399
2809: Talkers While the late Justice Brewer 3327284
2810: Talkers She was in an imaginative mood. 6327464
2811: Talkers Here comes Blinkers. 2327448
2812: Talkers A street-car was getting under way 3327527
2813: Talkers A - "I used a word in speaking to my wife 2330295
2814: Talkers In general those who have nothing 1327329
2815: Talking Machine Many a man who has suffered from tongue 2327620
2816: Talking Sense Darling," he asked, as he drew his fiancée closer 14329961
2817: Talking Sense Darling," he asked, as he drew his fiancée 14327297
2818: Tar And Feathers The victim of the Klu Klux Klan 2327231
2819: Tardiness You'll be late for supper, 2327506
2820: Tardiness How does it happen that you are five minutes 327553
2821: Tardiness Why is it you never get to the office 2327440
2822: Tardy Why is it you never get to the office on time 2330260
2823: Tariff Why not have an illuminated sign 1327263
2824: Taste It isn't wise for a painter to be too frank 5327065
2825: Taste A noted humorist once spent a few weeks 3327103
2826: Taste It's all a matter of taste, 1327070
2827: Taste The master of the house was hungry at breakfast, 2327242
2828: Teachers A rural school has a pretty girl 1327342
2829: Teachers Why did you break your engagement 2327548
2830: Teachers Among the youngsters belonging to a colege 4327550
2831: Teachers MOTHER - "The teacher complains 2327590
2832: Teachers There was a meeting of the new teachers 4327498
2833: Teachers TEACHER - "Now, Willie, where did you get 4327474
2834: Teachers Grave is the Master's look; his forehead wears 4328358
2835: Teaching The Young Idea Little Willie looked up from 1327152
2836: Teaching The Young Idea Dad, who was Mozart? 2327499
2837: Tears Two Irishmen who had just landed 5327168
2838: Tears The kind lady stopped to tell the sobbing 4327143
2839: Teeth There was an old man of Tarentum, 5327688
2840: Teeth Pat came to the office with his jaw 4327399
2841: Teeth An Irishman with one side of his face badly 4327501
2842: Teeth For there was never yet philosopher 2327320
2843: Telephone Two girls were talking over the wire. 3327093
2844: Telephone When Grover Cleveland's little girl 1327391
2845: Telephone New York Elks are having a lot of fun 11327270
2846: Telephone OPERATOR - "Number, please." 2327327
2847: Telephone A German woman called up Central 2327368
2848: Telephone In China when the subscriber rings 5327092
2849: Temper Hearing the crash of china Dinah's mistress 2327495
2850: Temperance A Boston deacon who was a zealous advocate 3329394
2851: Temperance Here's to a temperance supper, 4327020
2852: Temperance The best prohibition story of the season 1327165
2853: Temperance A Michigan citizen recently received a letter 4327286
2854: Temperance Abstinence is as easy 1327017
2855: Tender Memories Please tell me, James, 2327220
2856: Terminology When the bishop was entertained at an English 6327250
2857: Terminology The master of the house returned from 3326627
2858: Testimony Paul Smith, the famous hotel-keeper 5326980
2859: Testimony The grateful woman on the farm in Arkansas 2326832
2860: Testimony In one of the most desolate areas of Montana, 7326828
2861: Texas The bigness of Texas is evident from a cursory 7327287
2862: Texts In the Tennessee mountains a mountaineer preacher, 2326862
2863: Texts John D. Rockefeller, Jr., once asked a clergyman 5327235
2864: That Kind! Come, Dorothy," said her father impatiently, 2327447
2865: The Alleged Humorists I can read my husband 2327381
2866: The Brute! Mrs. Newlywed: "What does that 3326778
2867: The Cold I say, Madge, it's bitterly cold. 2327616
2868: The Consumer Inflamed Ever get any nice butter? 3327259
2869: The Difference She: "I'm so glad we're engaged. 3326667
2870: The Doctor The doctor has ordered her 3326826
2871: The Druggist's Turn The druggist danced and chortled 5326973
2872: The Fifth Affair. A man walks into a nightclub one night. 11331242
2873: The First Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. 5329895
2874: The Floor Held Did your watch stop when 2327274
2875: The Fourth Affair A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard 10328709
2876: The Gloomy Guest The best man noticed that one of the wedding guests, 3326757
2877: The Gloomy Guest Why did you take Meyerbeer 2326728
2878: The Gloomy Guest A well-known admiral--a stickler 1327122
2879: The Gloomy Guest First Little Girl: What's your last name, 2327470
2880: The Gloomy Guest Kloseman: I didn't see you 2327671
2881: The Gloomy Guest A Southern family had a coal-black 1326950
2882: The Gloomy Guest Dad (sternly): 3327077
2883: The Gloomy Guest Said the guest, upon approaching 1327380
2884: The Gloomy Guest A bumptious young American farmer went 1328788
2885: The Gloomy Guest Weary Willie slouched into the pawnshop 6327315
2886: The imperfect tense The imperfect tense in French 1327144
2887: The Jonah Now, children," said the Sunday-school teacher 2330247
2888: The Jonah Now, children," said the Sunday-school teacher, 2327375
2889: The New Appreciation Wife (habitué of the Ring, 1327066
2890: The New Appreciation Lady: "I've just been making my side 3327706
2891: The New Appreciation Employer (inspecting a very inflated bill for work): 3327085
2892: The New Appreciation Tourist: "Have you any cold meat?" 2326779
2893: The New Appreciation Lady: "If you please, Cook, 2327444
2894: The New Appreciation Small Boy (on being told by cousin 1326554
2895: The New Appreciation Master: "But why do you want 2327224
2896: The New Appreciation Artist (in desperation): 2327094
2897: The New Appreciation Well, Mollie, how do you like your new teacher? 2327392
2898: The New Appreciation Please, Mr. Grafto, the gentleman 1327054
2899: The New Appreciation Old Lady (interrogating her chauffeur's small boy): 2327104
2900: The New Appreciation Parent: "I should like you to have 2327410
2901: The New Appreciation Optimist: "Cheer up, old man. 2327209
2902: The Obstacle George: "I proposed to that girl 2327130
2903: The Poor Bolshie Tubthumper: Yaas, there didn't ought 1327520
2904: The possessor The possessor of the forty-dollar 2326886
2905: The Real Job What's this new conference 2326788
2906: The Road To----, Etc. Well, what are you sneering about? 2327259
2907: The Scotch A Scotsman is one who prays 1327411
2908: The Scotch It being the southerner's turn, 4326696
2909: The Scotch A Scottish minister, 3327164
2910: The Second Affair There was a middle aged couple 4328715
2911: The Secret The Man of Theory: "The great secret 2326858
2912: The Servant Problem Lady: "And why did your last mistress----" 6327037
2913: The Servant Problem Small Girl: "I wonder how old Joan is?" 2327138
2914: The Servant Problem Mother: "Well, dear, 4327410
2915: The Servant Problem Mollie, you haven't said your prayers. 3327091
2916: The Servant Problem Applicant for Situation: 1327124
2917: The Sixth Affair. Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, 8330996
2918: The Substitute A tourist at an hotel in Ireland asked 2328759
2919: The Substitute A tourist at an hotel 2327116
2920: The Third Affair A mortician was working late one night. 5329057
2921: The West EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) 4327368
2922: The West EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) 4327324
2923: The West EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) 4327383
2924: The Whole Truth Angus, a mason, was slipping out 3327046
2925: Theater Say, old man," chattered the press-agent 2327444
2926: Theater Why don't women have the same sense 2326771
2927: Theater It appears that at the rehearsal of a play, 3326942
2928: Theater Everybody has his own theater, 327241
2929: Theodore Roosevelt A delegation from Kansas visited Theodore Roosevelt 6327908
2930: They Wilt Which weeds are the easiest to kill? 2326703
2931: Thieves GEORGIA LAWYER (to colored prisoner) 4327406
2932: Thieves At a dinner given by the prime minister 5327039
2933: Thieves Senator "Bob" Taylor, of Tennessee, 6327542
2934: Thieves Did ye see as Jim got ten years' 2327553
2935: Thieves Some time ago a crowd of Bowery sports went 6326835
2936: Thieves In vain we call old notions fudge 4326808
2937: Thieves Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind; 2326903
2938: Thin People There was an old fellow named Green, 10327391
2939: Thirteen To One Just before the service the clergyman 3327192
2940: Threat The mother, who was a believer 2326791
2941: Thrift It was said of a certain village "innocent" 3326809
2942: Thrift The Mrs. never misses 4327249
2943: Thrift MCANDREWS (the chemist, at two A.M.) 2326846
2944: Thrift The foreman and his crew of bridgemen 8326664
2945: Thrift A certain workman, notorious for his 5328947
2946: Thrift A Highlander was summoned to the bedside 11327217
2947: Thrift The canny Scot wandered into the pharmacy. 4326731
2948: Thrift A Scotsman wishing to know his fate at once, 3327110
2949: Thrift Well, yes," said Old Uncle Lazzenberry, 1327077
2950: Thrift They sat each at an extreme end 9326818
2951: Thrift The coward calls himself cautious, 2326745
2952: Thrift A Scotchman was questioned by a friend: 3327210
2953: Thrift The thrifty housewife regarded her dying husband 2326938
2954: Tides A Kansan sat on the beach at Atlantic City watching 2327222
2955: Tides At a recent Confederate reunion in Charleston, 5327167
2956: Tides Nae man can 1327265
2957: Time Mrs. Hooligan was suffering from the common 1327112
2958: Time MRS. MURPHY - "Oi hear yer brother-in-law, 4327221
2959: Time A long-winded attorney was arguing 3327344
2960: Time A traveler, finding that he had a couple 3327128
2961: Time Frank comes into the house in a sorry plight. 5326860
2962: Time A well-known Bishop, while visiting 3327104
2963: Time There was a young woman named Sue, 5326687
2964: Time FATHER - "Mildred, if you disobey 4327188
2965: Time A northerner passing a rundown looking 2327975
2966: Time Time fleeth on, 6327190
2967: Time Dost thou love life? 1326626
2968: Time Flies The ardent lover heard the clock strike the hours 3326667
2969: Times a Changing How times have changed! 3326989
2970: Tips American travelers in Europe experience 6326896
2971: Tips Grant Alien relates that he was sitting 4327477
2972: Tips What do you consider the most important 2327401
2973: Tips In telling this one, Miss Glaser 5326839
2974: Tips A tip is a small sum of money 1326983
2975: Tit For Tat The prize bull-dog attacked a farmer, 3326815
2976: Titles Of Honor And Nobility An English lord was traveling through 4327026
2977: Titles Of Honor And Nobility Dean Stanley was once visiting 1327564
2978: Titles Of Honor And Nobility How did he get his title of colonel? 2327219
2979: Titles Of Honor And Nobility For titles do not reflect 1329238
2980: Titles Of Honor And Nobility I hope I shall always possess firmness 1327271
2981: To Be Sure Lily: "Harold proposed to me 2327434
2982: Tobacco Tobaccy wanst saved my life, 1326720
2983: Tobacco The native pointed with pride to two 3330245
2984: Toilette Details The little girl who had observed certain 4326910
2985: Tongue An old lady in the London parish of the famous 6327024
2986: Too Enthusiastic Wifey: "Henry, do you think me 3326799
2987: Too Good Well, Alice," said a Southern woman 4327599
2988: Too One-Sided What is the use of quarreling, 2326766
2989: Too Sad For That A tourist was chatting with the proprietor 4327143
2990: Too Sad For That The swain and his swainess had 1327034
2991: Too Sad For That Wife (enthusiastically): 2326637
2992: Too Smart A Chinaman entered a jeweller's in Liverpool 4328809
2993: Too True Screen Actress: I have a certificate 2327139
2994: Tough On The Senator The Senator was back home, 3326678
2995: Tour The sweet young thing was being 5326910
2996: Trade Unions CHAIRMAN OF THE COMMITTEE - "Is this the place 3327494
2997: Tramps LADY - "Can't you find work?" 4327122
2998: Transmutation Fred Stone, of Montgomery and Stone fame, 1326964
2999: Travelers An American tourist, who was stopping 1327037
3000: Travelers A gentleman whose travel-talks 5327033
3001: Travelers Two young Americans touring Italy 3327137
3002: Travelers Mr. Hiram Jones had just returned 4326730
3003: Travelers A number of tourists were recently 4326990
3004: Travelers An American tourist hailing from the west 3327028
3005: Travelers On one of the famous scenic routes 5327595
3006: Travelers Know most of the rooms of thy native 3327265
3007: Treachery The Italian workman in the West was warned 2326610
3008: Treason It was during the Parnell agitation 2327319
3009: Treason Treason doth never prosper: 2326817
3010: Treasure Trove 4327018
3011: Trees CURIOUS CHARLEY - "Do nuts grow on trees, father?" 4326959
3012: Trial The colored man was before the court, 4326864
3013: Triangles Triangles are of three kinds 1327087
3014: Trigonometry A prisoner was brought before a police magistrate. 3327494
3015: Triplets When the domestic event was due, 2326607
3016: Tripped The shaded lights, music in the distance, 8326611
3017: Trouble What is the trouble, wifey?" 3326741
3018: Trouble It was married men's night at the revival meeting. 5326755
3019: Trouble JUDGE - "Your innocence is proved. You are acquitted." 2327516
3020: Trouble A friend of mine, returning to his home 8327142
3021: Trouble If you want to forget 1326690
3022: Trouble Never bear more than one kind 1327137
3023: Troubles Of The New-Poor George, will you go and speak 1327237
3024: Troubles Of The New-Poor I hear you've taken up golf. 2327182
3025: Troubles Of The New-Poor Small Boy (walking round links with his father): 5326546
3026: Troubles Of The New-Poor Small Boy (toying with dull blanc-mange): 1326782
3027: Troublesome Customer A woman who had visited every department 3327172
3028: Troublesome Customer Officer (to sailor who has 2326972
3029: Troublesome Customer Steward: Can I do anything for you, sir? 2326675
3030: Troublesome Customer Lady (to box office manager): 1327317
3031: Troublesome Customer Box Office Manager: "You Never 2327127
3032: Troublesome Customer Village Idiot: Beg pardon, mam, 1327254
3033: Troublesome Customer Employer (rebuking employee for slackness): 2327128
3034: Troublesome Customer Sympathetic Lady: What's the matter 4326917
3035: True To Life Sandy had been photographed, 6327074
3036: Trusts A trust is known 1327314
3037: Trusts TOMPKINS - "Ventley has received a million dollars 3326821
3038: Truth There was a young lady named Ruth, 5326960
3039: Truth Women do not really like 1326908
3040: Truth Nature ... has buried 1327566
3041: Truth Tis strange - but true; 1326816
3042: Truth-Tellers The little girl evidently appreciated the fact 15327089
3043: Turkeys Ah," says the Christmas guest. 2326904
3044: Tutors A tutor who tooted a flute 5327893
3045: Twins Faith, Mrs. O'Hara, 2327324
3046: Typographical Error The woman lecturing on dress reform was greatly 4326710
3047: Typographical Error The poet, in a fine frenzy, 4326710
3048: Typographical Error The critic, in his review of the burlesque, wrote: 3327108
3049: Umbrellas A man left his umbrella in the stand 1327528
3050: Umbrellas A reputable citizen had left four umbrellas 4327146
3051: Umbrellas That's a swell umbrella you carry. 4327370
3052: Umbrellas One day a man exhibited a handsome umbrella. 1327212
3053: Value The trouble with father, 3327350
3054: Value Yes," said the old man to his visitor, 2327522
3055: Values An American girl who married a Bavarian 3327431
3056: Vanity MCGORRY - "I'll buy yez no new hat, 2327284
3057: Vanity Of course," said a suffragette lecturer, 1327457
3058: Vanity A New York woman of great beauty 4327421
3059: Vanity That which makes the 1327646
3060: Vanity The fair penitent explained to the confessor 3327388
3061: Versatility A clergyman who advertised 5327416
3062: Victory That celebrated statue, the Winged Victory, 2327441
3063: Voice A lanky country youth entered the crossroads 3327314
3064: Voice ASPIRING VOCALIST - "Professor, do you think 2327527
3065: Voice The devil hath not, in all his quiver's choice, 2327186
3066: Wages Me gotta da good job, 1327249
3067: Wages Commenting on the comparatively small 2327801
3068: Wages A certain prominent lawyer of Toronto 5328887
3069: Wages While an Irishman was gazing in the window 5327287
3070: Wages The difference between wages and salary is 1327354
3071: Wages The ideal social state is not that 1327257
3072: Wake Up Call The bellboy of the Welcome Hotel 1327386
3073: Wants Her Rights He: "There is nothing 2327597
3074: Wants Her Rights And are you a good needlewoman 2327277
3075: War Flag of truce, Excellency. 3327436
3076: War If you favor war, dig a trench in your backyard, 1327100
3077: War Who are those people who are cheering? 2327437
3078: War He who did well in war, 2327393
3079: War A great and lasting war can 1327440
3080: War A report has come from Mexico concerning 5327308
3081: War How do countries come to go to war? 13327043
3082: War At our entry into the World War, 9327446
3083: Warm Kiss Papa: "Why did you permit young Gaybird 2327436
3084: Warnings Pietro had drifted down to Florida 3327599
3085: Warnings Pietro had drifted down to Florida 3327235
3086: Wasps The wasp cannot speak, 1327194
3087: Waste The automobile rushed down the road 1327074
3088: Waste A Boston physician tells of the case 5328991
3089: Wealth If you want to make a living you 1327479
3090: Wealth The traditional fool and his money 1327241
3091: Wealth He that is proud of riches is a fool. 1327387
3092: Weather How did you find the weather in London? 2327266
3093: Weather An American and a Scotsman were discussing 4328269
3094: Weather Two commercial travelers, 4327418
3095: Weather Ex-President Taft on one of his trips 5327362
3096: Weather On the way to the office of his publishers 2327076
3097: Weather The darky in question had simmered 5327684
3098: Weather There was a small boy in Quebec, 5327120
3099: Weather Sunshine is delicious, 1327151
3100: Weather The old colored attendant at the court house 6327049
3101: Wedding Anniversaries Uncle Ephraim had put on a clean 7327403
3102: Wedding Declared Off John Willie (pleadingly): 4327690
3103: Wedding Presents Among the presents lately showered upon 4327317
3104: Weddings An actor who was married recently 1327413
3105: Weddings A wealthy young woman from the west 3327218
3106: Weddings The best man noticed that one of the wedding guests, 3326990
3107: Weddings The curate of a large and fashionable church 4327182
3108: Weddings Lilly May came to her mistress. 5327276
3109: Weddings 4327177
3110: Weddings In all the wedding cake, 1327130
3111: Weight Jazz: "My girl told me she weighed 3327070
3112: Weights And Measures Didn't I tell ye to feed that cat 6327457
3113: Welcomes When Ex-President Taft was on his 1327402
3114: Welcomes Come in the evening, or come in the morning, 4327548
3115: Welcomes Come in the evening, or come in the morning, 4327251
3116: Welcomes Come in the evening, or come in the morning, 4327346
3117: Whales At the time when petroleum began 2327085
3118: What Did He Mean? A merchant in a Wisconsin town 4326897
3119: What He Preferred And did you say you preferred 5327004
3120: What He Preferred He was one of the few remaining 5327378
3121: Whiskers An elderly man was on his way home 2326829
3122: Whisky This is from an Irish priest's sermon, 1327063
3123: Whisky In a recent trial of a "bootlegger" 3326813
3124: Whisky eneral Carter, who went to Texas in command 1327586
3125: Whispering James, have you whispered 4327360
3126: Why He Picked Pictish An English mother was visiting 5326840
3127: Why We Love Children A small boy is sent to his bed by his father 13331166
3128: Why We Love Children 2 An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, 2332540
3129: Why We Love Children 3 One summer evening during a voilent thunderstorm, 3330613
3130: Why, Indeed The Husband: "Why is it that women always say, 2326847
3131: Why, Indeed Madge: "Have you given Jack 2327263
3132: Widow One of the ladies assembled at the club 5326871
3133: Widow A widow visited a spiritualistic medium, 7327082
3134: Widowhood During the parade at the last encampment 2326779
3135: Widows During the course of conversation between 2326924
3136: Wife A young skeptic in the congregation 4327097
3137: Wild Women The old sea captain was surrounded 4326755
3138: William Howard Taft When Mr. Taft was on his campaigning tour 4326909
3139: William Howard Taft One morning a few summers ago President Taft, 2326960
3140: William the Conqueror The Aristocrat (returning to school): 331199
3141: Wills Vell, Ikey, my poy, 3327376
3142: Wind VISITOR - "What became of that other 2327867
3143: Wind Whichever way the wind doth blow 4327029
3144: Windfalls A Nebraska man was carried forty miles 1327196
3145: Wine When our thirsty souls we steep, 24326935
3146: Wisdom During a conversation between an Irishman 4328627
3147: Wisdom It's a wise child that goes out of the room 1326819
3148: Wisdom During a conversation between an Irishman and a Jew, 4326864
3149: Wishes George Washington drew a long sigh 7327517
3150: Wishes Man wants but little here below 8327394
3151: With A Reservation Miss Smith--Belinda, 4326883
3152: Witnesses The trouble is," said Wilkins as 2327001
3153: Witnesses On his eighty-fourth birthday, 3327201
3154: Wives Father," said a little boy, 3327328
3155: Wives A charitable lady was reading the Old Testament 4329201
3156: Wives CASEY - "Now, phwat wu'u'd ye do in a case loike thot?" 3327184
3157: Wives Governor Vardaman, of Mississippi, 19327567
3158: Wives A wife is a woman who is expected 1327311
3159: Wives What are you cutting out of the paper? 4327301
3160: Wives A woman missionary in China was taking 13326930
3161: Wives PAT - "I hear your woife is sick, Moike." 4327382
3162: Wives SON - "Say, mama, father broke 3326965
3163: Wives Because a fellow has six talking machines, 1327497
3164: Wives It was a wizened little man who 3326698
3165: Wives Harry, love," exclaimed Mrs. Knowall 20327183
3166: Wives By jove, I left my purse under the pillow! 3327175
3167: Wives There swims no goose so gray, 2326817
3168: Wives A clerk showed forty patterns of ginghams 2326942
3169: Wives Maids are May when they are maids, 1327162
3170: Wives In the election of a wife, as in 3326837
3171: Wives Of earthly goods, 2327465
3172: Wives What's the matter with Smith? 2326776
3173: Woman Woman - the only sex which 1327044
3174: Woman How very few statues there are of real women. 4326997
3175: Woman Oh, woman! in our hours of ease 6327400
3176: Woman MISS SCRIBBLE-"The heroine of my next story 2326735
3177: Woman You are a dear, sweet girl, 3327157
3178: Woman Here's to man - he can afford 1326929
3179: Woman Here's to the soldier and his arms, 4326959
3180: Woman Most Southerners are gallant. 2326822
3181: Woman Here's to the maid of bashful fifteen; 8326898
3182: Woman Here's to the ladies, the good, young ladies; 5327012
3183: Woman When a woman repulses, 1327034
3184: Woman The young woman had spent a busy day. 4326671
3185: Woman I am very fond of the company 1327719
3186: Woman Auld Nature swears, the lovely dears 4327005
3187: Woman Not from his head was woman took, 6327323
3188: Woman A cynic, considering the fact that women 1327003
3189: Woman The following extract is from the diary 3327119
3190: Woman The little girl reported at home 2326682
3191: Woman Suffrage WOMAN VOTER - "Now, I may as well 1326948
3192: Woman Suffrage Kate Douglas Wiggin was asked recently 1327442
3193: Woman Suffrage MR. E.N. QUIRE - "What are those women 2327160
3194: Woman Suffrage Did you cast your vote, Aunty? 2327843
3195: Woman Suffrage Does your wife want to vote? 2327238
3196: Woman Suffrage What you want, I suppose, 2326885
3197: Woman Suffrage There's only one thing I can think 3326793
3198: Woman Suffrage MAMIE - "I believe in woman's rights." 3327510
3199: Woman Suffrage During the Presidential campaign 5326809
3200: Woman Suffrage During the agitation in behalf of woman's suffrage, 4326812
3201: Work All work and no play 2327284
3202: Work Wot cheer, Alf? Yer lookin' 4326866
3203: Work Several men were discussing the relative 6327633
3204: Worms A country girl was home from college 3327269
3205: Wrong Brother A wealthy gentleman has a brother 5327088
3206: Yale University The new cook, who had come into the 4327391
3207: Yonkers An American took an Englishman 2327306
3208: You Here's to the world, the merry old world, 4327130
3209: You Know You Are Living In 2007 When.... You accidentally key your password 38330151
3210: You Know You're in an Australian Summer when: The best parking place is determined 15331715
3211: Zones TEACHER - "How many zones has the earth?" 4327431




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