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1: Man-like is it to fall into sin, Fiend-like is it to dwell therein, Christ-like is it for sin to grieve, God-like is it all sin to leave. - Friedrich von Logan. Now," said the clergyman 2328035
2: A Bad Case Rather absent-minded, isn't he? 4330195
3: A Bad Night The boy who had "made good" 3329864
4: A Chance Lost Who was the originator of the 2329961
5: A Chance Lost He: "I never knew until to-day 2329792
6: A Circle A circle is a line 1331328
7: A Close Call Pat was a simple country yokel 3329599
8: A Close Call Breathless Visitor: Doctor, 2329681
9: A Close Call They were talking over the days 1329490
10: A Consoling Thought Belated Traveller (surprised by a bull 1330102
11: A Dreadful Possibility Elsie: "When is my birthday, Mother?" 3329183
12: A Friend In Need What true friendship consists in depends on 3331259
13: A Friend In Need What true friendship consists in depends 3329729
14: A Future Financier Ma," exclaimed young Teddie, 3329815
15: A Good Actor Neighbour: "I hear that you 2329806
16: A Good Match Proprietor: "What made that customer 2329792
17: A Good Plan She: "The Burrowes are having their 2329611
18: A Great Athlete Micky Bryan and Patsy Kelly had been schoolmates together, 7329586
19: A Great Light The skipper was examining 7329793
20: A Humbling Sight An old Scotchwoman, who had resisted 6330170
21: A Humbling Sight Dollie: Yes, Miss Fethers 2329464
22: A Level-Headed Car Irate Motorist: "Say, 2329496
23: A Linguist She is one of the most remarkable 3329644
24: A Lovers' Quarrel George: "Why don't Jack and Laura 2329607
25: A Magic Healer During an exciting game of football a player 4331178
26: A Magic Healer During an exciting game of football 4329772
27: A Monastery A Monastery is 1330609
28: A Natural Picture A man and his eldest son went to have their photographs 2330970
29: A Natural Picture A man and his eldest son went 2329632
30: A Noble Aim She: "Have you heard anything 2329364
31: A Qualified Statement Well! we've missed that confounded train. 2329992
32: A Qualified Statement The Count: "I weesh to marry your daughtaire, 3329073
33: A Qualified Statement I suppose your landlord asks 2329522
34: A Qualified Statement Mother (to little girl 2329363
35: A Qualified Statement It's funny that you should be so tall. 2329531
36: A Qualified Statement Urchin (contemptuously): 2329611
37: A Question Of Locality Bobby," said the lady in the tramcar, 2329837
38: A Solution The Mistress: "Oh, Jane, 2329403
39: A Soothing Effect Do you miss your husband 2329373
40: A Subtle Distinction I say--come and dance. 2329943
41: A Subtle Distinction Specialist (to patient suffering from insomnia): 2329402
42: A Subtle Distinction Neighbor (bearer of message, to billiard enthusiast): 1329550
43: A Subtle Distinction Joan (whose mother has just bought her a pair of woolen gloves): 1329527
44: A Subtle Distinction Lady (to applicant for situation as cook): 2329753
45: A Subtle Distinction Father: "Look here, Billy, 2329621
46: A Subtle Distinction Artist (condescendingly): 2329403
47: A Touch Of Dutch Courage A new priest at his first mass was so nervous 20332408
48: A Wonder! That fellow Jones is a hard-headed cuss, 3329502
49: A Young Philosopher Mamma! 3330102
50: Ability Pa," said little Joe, 3329919
51: Abolition He was a New Yorker visiting in a South Carolina 5329807
52: Absent-minded We will take as our text this morning, 1327847
53: Absent-Mindedness WIFE - "I consider, John, 2327779
54: Absentmindedness 1 The man of the house finally took 3332009
55: Absentmindedness 2 The absentminded inventor perfected 2328316
56: Absentmindedness 3 The professor, who was famous for the wool-gathering of his wits 4327925
57: Absentmindedness 4 The clergyman, absorbed in thinking out a sermon 4328033
58: Absentmindedness 5 The most absent-minded of clergymen was a Methodist minister 1328454
59: Accidents The late Dr. Henry Thayer, 2327744
60: Accidents Help! Help!" cried an Italian laborer 7327542
61: Accidents There once was a lady from Guam, 5327457
62: Accidents BRICKLAYER (to mate, who had just had a hodful 1327769
63: Accidents A preacher had ordered a load of hay 6327862
64: Accidents There was an old Miss from Antrim, 5328031
65: Accidents There was a young lady named Hannah, 12327513
66: Acquaintance The Scotchman who ran a livery was asked by a tourist 2328623
67: Acting Hopkinson Smith tells a characteristic story 2327727
68: Acting In a North of England town recently a company 2327626
69: Acting Suit the action to the word, 1327540
70: Acting To wake the soul by tender strokes of art, 5327804
71: Actors The tragedian had just signed a contract 2328050
72: Actors And Actresses An "Uncle Tom's Cabin" company was starting 3327718
73: Actors And Actresses When William H. Crane was younger 6327884
74: Actors And Actresses LEADING MAN IN TRAVELING COMPANY - "We play Hamlet 6327887
75: Actors And Actresses HE - "But what reason have you 3328023
76: Actors And Actresses The hero of the play, after putting up 6327592
77: Actors And Actresses Mrs. Minnie Maddern Fiske, the actress, 4327961
78: Actors And Actresses Orlando Day, a fourth-rate actor in London, 12327965
79: Actors And Actresses Twinkle, twinkle, lovely star! 4327670
80: Adam And Eve The little girl reported at home what 2330885
81: Adaptation I know a nature-faker, 2328067
82: Addresses In a large store a child, 1327446
83: Addresses An Englishman went into his local library 2328349
84: Advertising The editor of the local paper was unable to secure 8327915
85: Advertising Not long ago a patron of a café in Chicago 5328123
86: Advertising Advertising costs me a lot of money. 3327803
87: Advertising When Mark Twain, in his early days, 2327968
88: Advertising Good Heavens, man! 2328073
89: Advertising Paderewski arrived in a small western town 7327755
90: Advertising Shortly after Raymond Hitchcock made his first 11327653
91: Advertising Advertisements are of great use to the vulgar. 1327606
92: Advice Her exalted rank did not give Queen Victoria 2327940
93: Advice Many receive advice, 1328166
94: Aeronautics A flea and a fly in a flue, 5327791
95: Aeronautics The impression that men will never 1328051
96: Aeroplanes Mother, may I go aeroplane? 4327969
97: Aeroplanes Harry N. Atwood, the noted aviator, 3328154
98: Aeroplanes A genius who once did aspire 5327659
99: Affection There are as many aspects of grief as there are persons to mourn. 2328012
100: After Dinner Speeches A Frenchman once remarked: 2327817
101: After Dinner Speeches Every rose has its thorn 4328016
102: After Dinner Speeches Joseph Chamberlain was the guest of honor 1328097
103: After Dinner Speeches Friend," said one immigrant to another, 3327535
104: After Dinner Speeches When Daniel got into the lions' den 1328079
105: After Dinner Speeches Joseph H. Choate and Chauncey Depew were invited to a dinner. 2330483
106: After Dinner Speeches Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story: 6328240
107: After Dinner Speeches Mark Twain and Chauncey M. Depew once went abroad 3327797
108: Age The woman confessed to her crony: 2327963
109: Age The good die young. 1327570
110: Age How old are you, Tommy?" asked a caller. 2327479
111: Age How effusively sweet that Mrs. Blondey is to you, 4327801
112: Age As every southerner knows, 5327670
113: Age When "Bob" Burdette was addressing the graduating class 1327569
114: Age THE PARSON (about to improve the golden hour) 2327927
115: Age A well-meaning Washington florist 4327760
116: Age A small boy who had recently passed his fifth birthday 2327861
117: Age The late John Bigelow, the patriarch of diplomats and authors, 4327421
118: Age A wise man never puts away 1328131
119: Age To the old, long life and treasure; 2327337
120: Age Youth is a blunder; 1327781
121: Age We do not count a man's years, 1327810
122: Age To be seventy years young 1327748
123: Agents John, whatever induced you to buy 2328072
124: Agriculture A farmer, according to this definition, 1327626
125: Agriculture In certain parts of the west, 5327968
126: Agriculture They used to have a farming rule 6327547
127: Agriculture Blessed be agriculture! 1328200
128: Agriculture When tillage begins, 1330699
129: Alarm Clocks MIKE (in bed, to alarm-clock as it goes off) 1328035
130: Alertness Alert?" repeated a congressman, 1327721
131: Alibi The mother called in vain for her young son. 4327959
132: Alibi A party of Manila army women were returning in an auto 4327991
133: Alimony What is alimony, ma? 327923
134: Alimony The proof of the wedding 1327717
135: All Brains A gentleman who was walking through 4327652
136: All In One Breath Wife: "I'm afraid you'll think me 1327562
137: Allowances Why don't you give your wife an allowance? 2327595
138: Altruism WILLIE - "Pa!" 5327736
139: Altruism There was once a remarkably kind boy 9327588
140: Ambition Oliver Herford sat next to a soulful poetess 4327950
141: Ambition Hubby," said the observant wife, 4327648
142: Ambition The chief end of a man in New York 1327976
143: Ambition When you are aspiring to the highest place, 1327548
144: Ambition The man who seeks one thing in life, and but one, 5327570
145: American Girl Here's to the dearest 12327589
146: Americans Eugene Field was at a dinner in London 8327960
147: Americansz You can always tell the English, 4327827
148: Amnesty The nurse at the front regarded the wounded soldier with a puzzled frown. 3327980
149: Amusements A newspaper thus defined amusements: 2327718
150: Amusements I wish that my room had a floor; 5327669
151: Amusements I am a great friend to public amusements; 1328067
152: An Actor Pa, what's an actor? 2328054
153: An Alias Miss Hen: "I demand an explanation! 2327519
154: An Alias Lady (to prospective daily housemaid): 2328010
155: An Argument This theory about fish being brain food 3327783
156: An Error In Judgment Mother: "What! Have you been 2327192
157: An Extensive Love She: "They say that he fairly 2327534
158: Anatomy The little boy, sent to the butcher shop, 2328079
159: Anatomy TOMMY - "My gran'pa wuz in th' civil war, 3327461
160: Anatomy They thought more of the Legion of Honor 10327344
161: Anatomy Anatomy is the human body, 1328382
162: Ancestry A western buyer is inordinately proud of the fact 5327869
163: Ancestry In a speech in the Senate on Hawaiian affairs, 4327412
164: Ancestry Signor Marconi, in an interview in Washington, 5327703
165: Ancestry Gerald," said the young wife, 3327920
166: Ancestry My ancestors came over in the 'Mayflower. 2327611
167: Ancestry When in England, Governor Foss, 1327540
168: Ancestry People will not look forward to posterity, 1328058
169: Ancestry From yon blue heavens above us bent, 3327634
170: And They Say Women are Stubborn and Expensive Oil Change Instructions 57346211
171: Anger Charlie and Nancy had quarreled. 4327912
172: Anger When a husband loses his temper 1327636
173: Anger It is easy enough to restrain 1330840
174: Anniversaries MRS. JONES - "Does your husband remember your wedding anniversary?" 2327623
175: Answered She: "And what would 2327793
176: Antidotes Suppose," asked the professor in chemistry, 2327563
177: Apologizing Oh! Are you really a mind-reader? 3327971
178: Appearance Little Willie came home in a sad state. 4328595
179: Appearance The cross-eyed man at the ball bowed with courtly grace, and said: 4327918
180: Appearance What sort of an appearing man is he? 2327739
181: Appearances How fat and well your little boy looks. 2327933
182: Appetite The young man applied to the manager of the entertainment museum 18328493
183: Appetite Daniel Webster was the guest at dinner of a solicitous hostess 2328362
184: Appetite It was shortly after Thanksgiving Day that someone asked the little boy 2327988
185: Applause A certain theatrical troupe, 7328922
186: Applause Applause is the spur of noble minds, 1327998
187: Applause O Popular Applause! what heart of man 1328531
188: Applicant Prospective Employer: I suppose you have 2327524
189: Appreciation The distinguished actor had a large photograph of Wordsworth 6327813
190: Arbitration International A war was going on, and one day, 5327714
191: Argument Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, 3327977
192: Arithmetic He seems to be very clever. 2327711
193: Arithmetic SONNY - "Aw, pop, I don't wanter study arithmetic." 2327610
194: Arithmetic TEACHER - "Now, Johnny, suppose I should borrow 2328270
195: Arithmetic See how I can count, mama, 1327909
196: Arithmetic Two old salts who had spent most of their lives 6327405
197: Armies A new volunteer at a national guard 15327921
198: Armies The battle was going against him. 3327731
199: Armies An army officer decided to see for himself 4327680
200: Armies A war is a fearful thing," said Mr. Dolan. 2327681
201: Army Rations The colonel of a volunteer regiment camping 5327846
202: Army Rations On the occasion of the annual encampment 4328027
203: Arranged To Fit Elsie: "Mummy! if I wuz a fairy 3327924
204: Art An American tourist and his wife, 2328163
205: Art The Yankee tourist described glowingly the statue of a beautiful woman 2327805
206: Art Tell me, does your husband snore? 4328287
207: Art The packer from Chicago admired a picture by Rosa Bonheur. 5329083
208: Art There was an old sculptor named Phidias, 5327557
209: Art The friend had dropped in to see D'Auber, 3327862
210: Art A young artist once persuaded Whistler to come 3327689
211: Art The amateur artist was painting sunset, 4327936
212: Art Art is indeed not the bread 1327892
213: Art Now nature is not at variance with art, 1327851
214: Art And Nature Husband: "What was that you were playing, 5327441
215: Artists ARTIST - "I'd like to devote my last picture to a charitable purpose." 2327755
216: Artists Wealth has its penalties. 2328091
217: Artists CRITIC - "By George, old chap, 3329492
218: Artists He that seeks popularity in art 1327858
219: Athletes The caller's eye had caught the photograph 7327705
220: Athletics The sister spoke admiringly to the collegian who 4328081
221: Attention The supervisor of a school was trying to prove 6327498
222: Attorney and the Doctor Doctor, before you preformed the autopsy, 16330549
223: Authors A woman lion-hunter entertained a dinner party 2328242
224: Authors The following is a recipe for an author: 5327982
225: Authors Oscar Wilde, upon hearing one of Whistler's 1327555
226: Authors THE AUTHOR - "Would you advise me 2327485
227: Authors AMBITIOUS AUTHOR - "Hurray! Five dollars for my latest story, 3327652
228: Authors A lady who had arranged an authors' reading 2327611
229: Authors An ambitious young man called upon a publisher 3327938
230: Authors So you have had a long siege of nervous prostration? 2327560
231: Authors Mark Twain at a dinner at the Authors' Club said: 1328005
232: Authors An American friend of Edmond Rostand says 7327706
233: Authors George W. Cable, the southern writer, 3327909
234: Authors Brief History of a Successful Author: 1327984
235: Authors It took me nearly ten years to learn that I couldn't write stories. 3327818
236: Authors I dream my stories, 2328014
237: Authors The five-year-old son of James Oppenheim, 1327729
238: Authors William Dean Howells is the kindliest 3327597
239: Authors James Oliver Curwood, a novelist, 2327836
240: Authors Tried to skin me, that scribbler did! 3327583
241: Authors At a London dinner recently the conversation turned 3327613
242: Authors There is probably no hell for authors 1327827
243: Authors A thought upon my forehead, 8327819
244: Authors That writer does the most, 1328098
245: Authors Habits of close attention, thinking heads, 4327660
246: Authors The author who speaks about his 1327911
247: Automobiles TEACHER - "If a man saves $2 a week, 2328064
248: Automobiles How fast is your car, Jimpson? 2327826
249: Automobiles What is the name of your automobile? 4327681
250: Automobiles What little boy can tell me the difference 4327714
251: Automobiles Do you have much trouble with your automobile? 2327703
252: Automobiles A little "Brush" chugged painfully up to the gate of a race track. 5327926
253: Automobiles Autos rush in where..... 1327646
254: Automobiling Sorry, gentlemen," said the new constable, 3327723
255: Automobiling Two street pedlers in Bradford, 1327565
256: Automobiling It was very romantic, 3327495
257: Automobiling What you want to do is to have that mudhole 2327558
258: Automobiling The old lady from the country and her small son 3327546
259: Automobiling What makes you carry that horrible shriek 1327700
260: Automobiling In certain sections of West Virginia 4327652
261: Aviation The aviator's wife was taking her first trip 4327800
262: Aviation AVIATOR (to young assistant, 2327682
263: Aviation When Claude Grahame-White the famous aviator, 5327497
264: Aviators Little drops in water 4328132
265: Aviators Are you an experienced aviator? 2327983
266: Babies The visiting Englishman, with an eyeglass screwed to his eye, 3328215
267: Babies The teacher had explained to the class that the Indian women 4328028
268: Baccalaureate Sermons PROUD FATHER - "Rick, my boy, 3327916
269: Bacteria There once were some learned M.D.'s, 5328550
270: Bacteria Two doctors met in the hall of the hospital. 5327799
271: Bad Both Ways Dobb: "What's that piece of cord 2327909
272: Badges Mrs. Philpots came panting downstairs 10327988
273: Baggage An Aberdonian went to spend a few days 1327943
274: Baggage Johnnie Poe, one of the famous Princeton football family, 5327915
275: Bait A gentleman strolling alongside a canal observed 4328429
276: Baldness A patient complained to the doctor that his hair was coming out. 3328331
277: Baldness One mother who still considers Marcel waves 3327795
278: Baldness Were any of your boyish ambitions 2328257
279: Baldness Congressman Longworth is not gifted with much hair, 5328344
280: Baldness O, Mother, why are the men 2328029
281: Baldness The costumer came forward to attend 5327812
282: Baldness United States Senator Ollie James, 5328018
283: Baldness A near-sighted old lady at a dinner-party, 1328139
284: Banks And Banking During a financial panic, 3327935
285: Banks And Banking She advanced to the paying teller's window and, 4328586
286: Banks And Banking FRIEND - "So you're going to make it hot 328009
287: Baptism On the way to the baptism, the baby somehow loosened 9328714
288: Baptism The aged negro clergyman announced solemnly from the pulpit: 2328374
289: Baptism A revival was being held at a small colored 6328306
290: Baptists The old colored man left the Methodist Church 2328193
291: Baptists An old colored man first joined the Episcopal Church, 2328057
292: Baptists A Methodist negro exhorter shouted: 1327844
293: Bargains MANAGER (five-and-ten-cent store) 2327943
294: Bargains Hades," said the lady.... 1328372
295: Bargains Newell Dwight Hillis, the now famous New York preacher 2327897
296: Bargains My wife and myself are trying to get up 3327930
297: Baseball The teacher directed the class to write a brief 2328437
298: Baseball A run in time saves the nine. 2328182
299: Baseball Plague take that girl! 3328255
300: Baseball When Miss Cheney, one of the popular teachers 3327815
301: Baths And Bathing The only unoccupied room in the hotel 3327780
302: Baths And Bathing RURAL CONSTABLE-"Now then, 2327975
303: Baths And Bathing A woman and her brother lived alone 2327884
304: Baths And Bathing In one of the lesser Indian hill 8328005
305: Battle Teacher: "In which of his battles 2328682
306: Bazars Once upon a time a deacon who did not favor church bazars 3327760
307: Beards There was an old man with a beard, 5327869
308: Bears The old trapper was chased by a grizzly. 2328366
309: Bears The guide introduced a tourist in the Rocky Mountains 4328303
310: Beauty If eyes were made for seeing, 2328056
311: Beauty A thing of beauty is a joy forever; 5328036
312: Beauty, Personal In good looks I am not a star. 5327735
313: Beauty, Personal Shine yer boots, sir? 5328591
314: Beauty, Personal A farmer returning home late at night, 6328146
315: Beauty, Personal The senator and the major were walking up the avenue. 3327774
316: Beauty, Personal Pat, thinking to enliven the party, 3327662
317: Beauty, Personal ARTHUR - "They say dear, 2327491
318: Beauty, Personal In the negro car of a railway train 3327439
319: Beauty, Personal Little dabs of powder, 4327774
320: Beauty, Personal He kissed her on the cheek, 4327680
321: Beauty, Personal MOTHER (to inquisitive child) 2327209
322: Beauty, Personal One day, while walking with a friend 1327439
323: Beauty, Personal What a homely woman! 3327888
324: Beauty, Personal Beauty is worse than wine; 1327772
325: Beds A western politician tells the following story 4327555
326: Beer The father of a school boy in New York City 3327960
327: Beer The new soda clerk was a mystery, 2327613
328: Beer A man to whom illness was chronic, 5327930
329: Bees TEACHER - "Tommy, do you know 2327903
330: Beetles Now doth the frisky June Bug 12327776
331: Beggars The cultured maid servant announced to her mistress, 4327883
332: Begging THE "ANGEL" (about to give a beggar a dime) 2328125
333: Begging MAN - "Is there any reason why I 2327463
334: Begging MILLIONAIRE (to ragged beggar) 2327389
335: Begging Once, while Bishop Talbot, 6327317
336: Begging To get thine ends, 2327233
337: Begging Well, whiles I am a beggar I will rail 4327720
338: Beginners A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab. 4327818
339: Betrothal The cook, Nora, had announced her engagement 6327945
340: Betrothal The delinquent laggard swain had been telling 5327851
341: Better Unsaid Cholly Lyttlebrayne: "Yes, the doctors 2327725
342: Betting The officers' mess was discussing rifle shooting. 12327353
343: Betting Two old cronies went into a drug store 4327412
344: Bible Interpretation Miss Jane, did Moses have the same after-dinner 3327550
345: Bible Interpretation Mr. Preacher," said a white man to a colored minister 2330310
346: Bible Verse Ethel," said the bishop, 4327770
347: Bicycle A young lady who was inspecting bicycles 5327832
348: Bigamy What is the penalty for bigamy? 2327727
349: Bigamy The man was weak and naturally unlucky, 2327573
350: Bigamy There once was an old man of Lyme. 5327395
351: Bigamy Bigamy is when 1328295
352: Bills The proverb, "Where there's a will there's a way..... 1327620
353: Bills YOUNG DOCTOR - "Why do you always ask your patients 2327833
354: Bills Farmer Gray kept summer boarders. 5327881
355: Bills PATIENT (angrily) 2327789
356: Bills At the bedside of a patient who was a noted humorist, 3327760
357: Bills Thank Heaven, those bills are got rid of, 3327873
358: Birth The little girl in the zoölogical park tossed bits 4327477
359: Birthdays When a man has a birthday he takes a day off, 1328127
360: Black Superstition Architect: "Have you any suggestions 2327197
361: Blessing The philosopher, on being interrupted 1327376
362: Blind A shopkeeper with no conscience put by his door 2328078
363: Blind Prostitute Woman laid on road on motorway 1334332
364: Blindness The sympathetic and inquisitive old lady at the seashore 3327634
365: Blockhead The recruit complained to the sergeant 2327690
366: Blonde Joke A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. 9331414
367: Blonde Joke How do you drown a blonde? 2328570
368: Blood Relations Actor: "Are these poor relations 2327647
369: Blue Blood Mrs. Profiteer: "Is this a pedigree dog?" 2327771
370: Blue Blood Small Bridesmaid (loudly, in middle of ceremony): 1327455
371: Blue Blood Small Girl: "To-day's my mummy's 2327606
372: Blue Blood Wot's a minimum wage, Albert? 2327399
373: Blue Blood Office Boy (anxious to go to football match): 3327518
374: Blue Blood Minister's Wife: "My husband was asking 2327922
375: Blue Blood Two mistakes here, 2327153
376: Blue Blood Mistress: "Oh, cook, 2327414
377: Blue Blood Gushing Lady: "Yes, she's married 2327693
378: Blue Blood Mother: "Augustus, you naughty boy, 2326986
379: Blue Blood New Butler: "At what time, 4327433
380: Blue Blood Fond Mamma: "I sometimes think, 2327586
381: Blue Blood Playful Hostess: "Couldn't you manage 4327607
382: Blue Blood Vicar's Wife: "What are you children 4327553
383: Bluffing Francis Wilson, the comedian, 7327658
384: Blunders An early morning customer in an optician's shop 5327798
385: Blunders The ship doctor of an English liner notified 3327319
386: Blunders Telephone girls sometimes glory in their mistakes 6327761
387: Blunders A good Samaritan, passing an apartment house 21327674
388: Blunders There was a young man from the city, 5327493
389: Boasting Maybe the man who boasts that he doesn't owe 3327392
390: Boasting WILLIE - "All the stores closed on the day my uncle died." 2327615
391: Boasting Two men were boasting about their rich kin. Said one: 7328485
392: Bolshie I 'ear your 'usband 2327574
393: Bonanzas A certain Congressman had disastrous experience 3329632
394: Bone Of Contention The crowd in the car was packed suffocatingly close. 6327841
395: Bone Of Contention During the Civil War, an old negro was deeply 8327656
396: Bookkeeping Tommy, fourteen years old, arrived home for the holidays, 1327528
397: Books And Reading LADY PRESIDENT - "What book has helped you most?" 2327667
398: Books And Reading You may send me up the complete 1327886
399: Books And Reading There are three classes of bookbuyers: 1327240
400: Books And Reading The owner of a large library solemnly warned 1327347
401: Books And Reading In science, read, by preference, 1327280
402: Books And Reading Learning hath gained most by those 1327652
403: Books And Reading Books should to one of these four ends conduce, 2327595
404: Books And Reading A darky meeting another coming from the library 3327434
405: Books And Reading I don't know what to give Lizzie 3327987
406: Booksellers And Bookselling A bookseller reports these mistakes 6329027
407: Booksellers And Bookselling When a customer in a Boston department store 1327150
408: Booksellers And Bookselling It was a few days before Christmas 4327244
409: Bookworms A book-worm," said papa, 1329397
410: Bores What kind of a looking man is that chap 2327443
411: Bores A man who was a well known 1327934
412: Borrowers A well-known but broken-down Detroit newspaper man, 6327494
413: Borrowers One winter morning Henry Clay, 3327339
414: Bosses The insurance agent climbed the steps and rang the bell. 12327284
415: Boston A tourist from the east, 1327950
416: Boston A little Boston girl with exquisitely long golden 3327679
417: Boston NAN - "That young man from Boston 2328274
418: Boston A Bostonian died, and when he arrived 4329132
419: Boston There was a young lady from Boston, 5327370
420: Bottled Courage Is this stuff guaranteed 2327165
421: Boxing John L. Sullivan was asked why he had never taken to giving boxing lessons. 2327900
422: Boys A certain island in the West Indies is liable 3329070
423: Boys Aunt Eliza came up the walk and said 327630
424: Boys An iron hoop bounded through the area railings 8327252
425: Breakfast The Southern Colonel at Saratoga Springs, 7328398
426: Breakfast Foods Pharaoh had just dreamed of the seven 2327729
427: Breath One day a teacher was having a first-grade class 2327389
428: Breath Said the bibulous gentleman who had been reading 2327693
429: Brevity The best illustration of the value 1328239
430: Brevity An after-dinner speaker was called 1327662
431: Brevity 326874
432: Brevity A negro servant, on being ordered to 3327719
433: Brevity Dr. Abernethy, the famous Scotch surgeon, 12327294
434: Bribery A thriving baseball club is one of the features of a boy's 5328715
435: Bribery A judge, disgusted with a jury that 5327472
436: Brides My dear," said the young husband 2327461
437: Brides Do you think only of me? 2327933
438: Bridge Whist How about the sermon? 3327284
439: Brooklyn At the Brooklyn Bridge. 2327648
440: Brutality Two ladies in a car disputed concerning the window, 5328198
441: Bryan, William Jennings Some time after the presidential election of 1908, 1327148
442: Buildings Pat had gone back home to Ireland 3327800
443: Burglars A burglar was one night engaged in 4329455
444: Burglary A young couple that had received many valuable wedding 4328571
445: Bushisms Can the English language survive after US 13330427
446: Business A Boston lawyer, who brought his wit from his native Dublin, 6329198
447: Business At the Boston Immigration Station 4327527
448: Business Enterprise It happened in Topeka. 1327892
449: Business Enterprise In a section of Washington where 4327295
450: Business Enterprise A boy looking for something to do saw the sign 3329026
451: Business Enterprise A Chinaman found his wife lying dead 3329119
452: Business Enterprise A rather simple-looking lad halted before 5327749
453: Business Enterprise Do you know where Johnny Locke lives, 4327689
454: Business Enterprise From each according to his ability, 1327325
455: Business Enterprise In a New York street a wagon loaded 5327215
456: Business Ethics Johnny," said his teacher, 4327793
457: Business Women Wanted - A housekeeping man 1327881
458: But He's On His Way Uncle Tom arrived at the station 6328307
459: Butler Doctor (at door, to butler): 2327621
460: Calmness In Bret Harte's Mary McGillup, 3328828
461: Camping Camp life is just 1328283
462: Candidate A candidate for Congress from a 1329366
463: Candidates When I first decided to allow the people 4327719
464: Candidates A good story is told on the later Senator Vance. 17328054
465: Candidates A political office in a small town was vacant. 4327931
466: Candidates The little daughter of a Democratic candidate 1328016
467: Candidates I am willing," said the candidate, 2327986
468: Candidates Now, Mr. Blank, 3328112
469: Candor Jeanette was wearing a new frock when her dearest friend called. 4328793
470: Canning And Preserving A canner, exceedingly canny, 5329441
471: Capitalists Of the late Bishop Charles G. Grafton a 1328353
472: Cards A Tennessee farmer went to town and bought a gallon jug 2328702
473: Carefulness Michael Dugan, a journeyman plumber, 3328024
474: Carefulness The newly-elected president 2330569
475: Carelessness The housemaid, tidying the stairs the morning after a reception, 2331409
476: Carpenters While building a house, 9327783
477: Carving To Our National Birds 327885
478: Caste In some parts of the South the darkies 3328038
479: Caterpillars The small boy sat at the foot of a telegraph pole, 5328366
480: Cats Clarence, aged eight, was a member of the Band of Mercy, 4328585
481: Cats The teacher put a question to the class: 12328485
482: Cats The little girl returned from church deeply musing on the sermon, 2328366
483: Cats There was a young lady whose dream 5327583
484: Cats There once were two cats in Kilkenny, 4327607
485: Caught Lying The tender young mother detected her baby boy 6333712
486: Cause And Effect Archbishop Whately was one day asked 1330387
487: Cause And Effect A man who has an office downtown called 4328267
488: Cause And Effect BANKS - "I had a new experience yesterday, 5329110
489: Cause And Effect Among a party of Bostonians who spent some time 7328475
490: Cause And Effect Jack Barrymore, son of Maurice Barrymore, 4328138
491: Cause And Effect What a lot of suffering these ambulance 2327830
492: Cause And Effect He's a nice little horse 2327874
493: Cause And Effect The way those people flaunt 2327695
494: Caustic A good story is told of a pawky old Scot, 4329016
495: Caution Marshall Field, 3rd, 4327844
496: Champagne MR. HILTON - "Have you opened that bottle of champagne, 2327986
497: Champagne Sir Andrew Clark was Mr. Gladstone's physician, 4327881
498: Champagne Wishing to give his Scotch steward 1327890
499: Changing Places They say that she was his stenographer 4327823
500: Changing The Subject She: "Well! Let us change the subject. 3327941
501: Changing The Subject I say, Taxi, I've only got enough change 1327567
502: Character The Rev. Charles H. Spurgeon was fond of a joke 4327621
503: Character They were trying an Irishman, 5327955
504: Character We must have a weak spot or two in a character 1328103
505: Charity Oh, mamma," questioned the child, "who's that?" 3328253
506: Charity Charity," said Rev. B., 1328234
507: Charity Dr. C.H. Parkhurst, the eloquent New York clergyman, 3327924
508: Charity THE LADY - "Well, I'll give you a dime; 2327653
509: Charity Porter Emerson came into the office yesterday. 3328152
510: Charity I made a mistake," said Plodding Pete. 3327639
511: Charity It requires a vast deal of courage and charity 4327208
512: Charity Good morning, ma'am, 2327786
513: Charity Charity is a virtue 1327717
514: Charity You find people ready 1327794
515: Chauffeur An attorney of Los Angeles 3327566
516: Chicago A western bookseller wrote to a house 3327476
517: Chicken Little One day the first grade teacher was reading 5330996
518: Chicken Stealing Senator Money of Mississippi asked an old 2328191
519: Chicken Stealing Ida Black had retired from the most select 3327691
520: Chicken Stealing Does de white folks in youah 2327772
521: Chicken Stealing Henry E. Dixey met a friend one afternoon on Broadway. 5327383
522: Chicken Stealing A southerner, hearing a great commotion 6327445
523: Chicken Stealing A colored parson, calling upon one of his flock, 3327625
524: Chicken-Stealing The Southern planter heard a commotion in his poultry 4327510
525: Child Labor What's up old man; you look as happy as a lark! 2327431
526: Child's Sermon Is was that time, during the Sunday morning service, 3330940
527: Children Two weary parents once advertised: 2327072
528: Children A couple advertised: 2327518
529: Children A boy twelve years old with an air of melancholy resignation, 4329216
530: Children MRS. POST - "But why adopt a baby when you 2327360
531: Children The neighbors of a certain woman in a New England 5327502
532: Children Childhood has no forebodings; 1327633
533: Children Better to be driven out 1328052
534: Choices William Phillips, our secretary of embassy at London, 3327626
535: Choices A well-known furniture dealer of a Virginia 3327482
536: Choices A man hurried into a quick-lunch restaurant 3327680
537: Christian Scientists While waiting for the speaker at a public meeting 3327438
538: Christianity A shipwrecked traveler was washed up on a small island. 3328525
539: Christians At a dinner, when the gentlemen 3327913
540: Christians A traveler who believed himself to be sole 2327826
541: Christmas A political boss wished to show his appreciation 3327988
542: Christmas Santa Claus inserted an upright piano, 1328144
543: Christmas Gifts 3326992
544: Christmas Gifts 4326988
545: Christmas Gifts Little six-year-old Harry was asked by his Sunday-school teacher: 3328243
546: Christmas Gifts For little children everywhere 4327644
547: Christmas Gifts I will, if you will, 10331006
548: Chronology TOURIST - "They have just dug up the corner-stone 2327503
549: Church The young members of the family had been taught 3327598
550: Church The old negro attended a service in the Episcopal Church 2327539
551: Church Attendance Tremendous crowd up at our church last night. 3327377
552: Church Attendance I understand," said a young woman to another, 2327415
553: Church Attendance Are you a pillar of the church? 2327571
554: Church Discipline Pius the Ninth was not without a certain 1327779
555: Circus A well-known theatrical manager repeats 5327818
556: Circus Willie to the circus went, 4327269
557: Circus A child of strict parents, 2329326
558: Circus Johnny, who had been to the circus, 4327778
559: Circus A boy and his mother were taking 2329086
560: Civilization An officer of the Indian Office at Washington 5327540
561: Civilization My dear, listen to this, 1327273
562: Civilization The path of civilization 1327521
563: Claiming Acquaintance Chimmie: "Dat's McCorker de heavy-weight 2327583
564: Classified Mrs. Bargain: "Oh, Ethel! 2327329
565: Cleanliness The little boy was clad in an immaculate white suit 2331063
566: Cleanliness The mother catechised her young son 7327210
567: Cleanliness Among the tenements that lay within 4327855
568: Cleanliness A woman in one of the factory towns 4327517
569: Cleanliness How old are you?" once asked Whistler 1327362
570: Cleanliness If dirt was trumps, 1327280
571: Cleanliness The Housewife: My goodness! 2327100
572: Clergy Now, children," said the visiting minister 4327734
573: Clergy All work and no 1327883
574: Clergy Bishop Doane of Albany was at one time rector 6327777
575: Clergy The four-year-old daughter of a clergyman 7327258
576: Clergy PROFESSOR - "Now, Mr. Jones, 2327423
577: Clergy Archbishop Ryan was once accosted 3327714
578: Clergy A Duluth pastor makes it a point to welcome 3327560
579: Clergy A minister of a fashionable church 13327745
580: Clergy Bishop Goodsell, of the Methodist Episcopal church, 2327823
581: Clergy It is a standing rule of a company 1327568
582: Clergy Booker Washington, as all the world knows, 4327416
583: Clergy On one occasion the minister delivered a sermon 4327686
584: Clergy A pompous Bishop of Oxford was once stopped 10327801
585: Clergy Skilful alike with tongue and pen, 6327165
586: Climate In a certain town the local forecaster 4327181
587: Clothing One morning as Mark Twain returned from a neighborhood morning call, 3327338
588: Clothing A man whose trousers bagged badly 2327436
589: Clothing The evening wore on, 3327425
590: Clothing See that measuring worm crawling up my skirt! 2327814
591: Clothing Dwellers in huts and in marble halls 8327286
592: Clothing Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy, 3327810
593: Clubs Belle and Ben had just announced their engagement. 3327748
594: Clubs The guest landing at the yacht club float with his host, 3327237
595: Clubs One afternoon thirty ladies met at the home 2327332
596: Coal Dealers In a Kansas town where two brothers 3327203
597: Coeducation The speaker was waxing eloquent, 2327263
598: Coffee Among the coffee-drinkers a high place 1327288
599: Coins He had just returned from Paris and said to his old aunt in the country: 2327803
600: Collecting Of Accounts An enterprising firm advertised: 1327631
601: Collecting Of Accounts Sir," said the haughty American 2327327
602: Collecting Of Accounts A retail dealer in buggies doing business 3327834
603: Collecting Of Accounts The saddest words of tongue or pen 4327348
604: Collectors And Collecting Sir Walter Raleigh had called 3327755
605: College Graduates Can't I take your order for one of our encyclopedias! 2327684
606: College Students Say, dad, remember that story you told me 3327859
607: College Students WANTED: Burly beauty-proof individual 1327727
608: College Students FRESHMAN - "I have a sliver in my finger. 2327349
609: College Students STUDE - "Do you smoke, professor?" 5327571
610: College Students Three boys from Yale, 1327392
611: College Students A college professor was one day nearing 3327591
612: College Students When Rutherford B. Hayes was a student 5327288
613: College Students A western college boy amused himself 2327641
614: College Students The president of an eastern university 1327188
615: College Students STUDE. - "Is it possible to confide a secret to you?" 4327383
616: College Students Why did you come to college, anyway? 2327387
617: College Students A young Irishman at college in want of twenty-five dollars 12327683
618: College Students The professor was delivering the final lecture 4327112
619: College Students It was Commencement Day at a well-known woman's college, 3327239
620: College Students The world's great men have not 1326972
621: Colleges And Universities The college is a coy maid 4327378
622: Colleges And Universities What is a 'faculty'? 2327713
623: Colleges And Universities Yale University is to have 327854
624: Colleges And Universities FIRST TRUSTEE - "But this ancient institution 2327522
625: Colleges And Universities The president of the university had dark circles 4327321
626: Collision There had been a collision near Euston Station 3327051
627: Common Sense A mysterious building had been erected 6327915
628: Community The young man at the summer resort, 5327227
629: Commuters BRIGGS - "Is it true that you have broken 2327765
630: Commuters I see you carrying home a new kind of breakfast food, 2327181
631: Commuters After the sermon on Sunday morning 2327249
632: Commuters A suburban train was slowly working its 3327487
633: Commuters A nervous commuter on his dark, 5327982
634: Comparisons A milliner endeavored to sell to a colored woman one 2327421
635: Comparisons A well-known author tells of an English 2327993
636: Comparisons Darling," whispered the ardent suitor, 3327694
637: Comparisons Girls make me tired, 2327663
638: Comparisons A friend once wrote Mark Twain a letter 2327854
639: Comparisons The Rev. Dr. William Emerson, 1327350
640: Comparisons Is it possible your pragmatical 1327298
641: Compensation Isaac and Moses dined in a restaurant 2327507
642: Compensation Speakin' of de law of compensation, 1327066
643: Competition A new baby arrived at a house. 3327889
644: Competition A farmer during a long-continued drought 2327716
645: Compliments Would you like a lock of my hair? 4327759
646: Compliments The young man, dancing with the girl to whom 2327437
647: Compliments In former times, when royalties were more important, 4327443
648: Compliments Supper was in progress, and the father was telling 6327272
649: Composers Recipe for the musical comedy composer: 5327819
650: Compromises Boss - "There's $10 gone from my cash drawer, 2327797
651: Concealment The widow was deep in suds over the family wash, 2327296
652: Conceit I suppose I must admit that I do have my faults, 2327462
653: Conditional Eloping Bride: "Oh, Jack! 2327844
654: Confession Time An Alabama Preacher said to his congregation: 9330802
655: Confessions You say Garston made a complete confession? 2327727
656: Confessions Little Ethel had been brought up with 4327417
657: Confessions Confession is good for the soul. 2328221
658: Congress Congress is a national inquisitorial 1327788
659: Congress Judging from the stuff printed in the newspapers, 6327657
660: Congressmen It was at a banquet in Washington given 4327320
661: Congressmen Representative X, from North Carolina, 2327567
662: Congressmen Champ Clark loves to tell of how in the heat 4328021
663: Congressmen A Georgia Congressman had put up at an American-plan 4327690
664: Conscience The child had been greatly impressed by her first experience 3327275
665: Conscience The moral of this story may be that it is better 7328189
666: Conscience A quiet conscience makes one so serene! 3327554
667: Conscience Oh, Conscience! Conscience! man's most faithful friend, 4327828
668: Consequences A teacher asked her class in spelling 2327458
669: Consequences Consequences are unpitying. 1332004
670: Conservative He was a stout man, and his feet 5327772
671: Consideration The goose had been carved at the Christmas 3327148
672: Consideration A clergyman, who was summoned in haste 3327513
673: Constancy His companion bent over the dying man, 2327394
674: Constancy A soldier belonging to a brigade in command 7327741
675: Contribution Box The parson looks it o'er and frets. 4327203
676: Contribution Box There were introductions all around. 2327188
677: Contribution Box The collections had fallen off badly 3327457
678: Contribution Box A newly appointed Scotch minister 2327714
679: Contribution Box POLICE COMMISSIONER - "If you were ordered to disperse a mob, 3327639
680: Contribution Box I advertized that the poor were made 1327706
681: Conundrums Mose, what is the difference between a bucket 3327150
682: Conversation My dog understands every word I say. 4327291
683: Conversation THE TALL AND AGGRESSIVE ONE 2327257
684: Conversation HUS (during a quarrel) 2327241
685: Conversation Irving Bacheller, it appears, was on a tramping 8327536
686: Conversation Conversation is the laboratory 1327734
687: Conversation A single conversation across the table 1327353
688: Conversion A zealous church member in a Kentucky village 4327541
689: Cookery The housewife gave the tramp a large piece of pie 2327192
690: Cookery John, John," whispered an alarmed wife, 2327389
691: Cookery This is certainly a modern cook-book in every way. 3327241
692: Cookery There was recently presented to a newly-married young woman 4327142
693: Cookery Heaven sends us good meat, 1327084
694: Cooking Mrs. Newlywed: "Oh, Jack, 1327479
695: Corked Doctor: "You are a great deal 2327525
696: Cornets Spurgeon was once asked if the man who 2327358
697: Corns Great aches 1327713
698: Corpulence The wife of a prominent Judge was making arrangements 4327083
699: Corpulence An employee of a rolling mill 2327381
700: Corpulence A very stout old lady, bustling through the park 5327401
701: Corpulence A jolly steamboat captain with more 2327421
702: Corpulence A very large lady entered a street car 1327375
703: Corpulence To our Fat Friends: 1327134
704: Cosmopolitanism Secretary of State Lazansky refused to incorporate 4327683
705: Cost Of Living Did you punish our son for throwing 2327706
706: Cost Of Living Live within your income, 1327357
707: Cost Of Living You say your jewels were stolen 2327688
708: Cost Of Living A grouchy butcher, 3327611
709: Cost Of Living TOM - "My pa is very religious. 4327389
710: Couldn't Resist It Look here," began the youth, 6327019
711: Country Life BILTER (at servants' agency) 2327696
712: Country Life VISITOR - "You have a fine road leading from the station." 2327776
713: Courage AUNT ETHEL - "Well, Beatrice, 4327530
714: Courage He was the small son of a bishop, 3327689
715: Courage Courage, the highest gift, that scorns to bend 10327627
716: Courtesy The witness was obviously a rustic and quite new 4327515
717: Courtesy The mayor of a French town had, 1327063
718: Courtesy Mrs. Taft, at a diplomatic dinner, 4327259
719: Courtesy Justice Moody was once riding on the platform 6327695
720: Courts One day when old Thaddeus Stevens was practicing 3327003
721: Courts It's all right to fine me, 4327303
722: Courts A stranger came into an Augusta bank 11327482
723: Courtship Do you think a woman believes you 2327618
724: Courtship Augustus Fitzgibbons Moran 5327416
725: Courtship SPOONLEIGH - "Does your sister always look under the bed?" 2327077
726: Courtship There was a young man from the West, 5327515
727: Courtship I hope your father does not object 2327724
728: Courtship There was an old monk of Siberia, 5327292
729: Courtship It was scarcely half-past nine 5327270
730: Courtship What were you and Mr. Smith talking about 3327345
731: Courtship During a discussion of the fitness 2327425
732: Courtship A young woman who was about to wed 7327562
733: Courtship Uncle Nehemiah, the proprietor of a ramshackle 3327810
734: Courtship Jack and I have parted forever. 3327960
735: Courtship Here's to solitaire with a partner, 2327668
736: Cowardice The old farmer and his wife visited the menagerie. 5327152
737: Cowards Mrs. Hicks was telling some ladies 4327146
738: Cowards MRS. PECK - "Henry, what would you 3327306
739: Cowards Johnny hasn't been to school long, 10327597
740: Cowards A negro came running down the lane 3327386
741: Cows Little Willie, being a city boy, 8327325
742: Cows There was an old man who said, "How 5326987
743: Criticism FIRST MUSIC CRITIC - "I wasted a whole 3327574
744: Criticism As soon 6327417
745: Criticism It is much easier to be critical 1327298
746: Cruelty Why do you beat your little son? 2327227
747: Cucumbers Consider the ways of the little green cucumber, 1327949
748: Curfew A former resident of Marshall, Mo., 5327851
749: Curiosity The colored man, passing through the market, 3327246
750: Curiosity The Christmas church services were proceeding 4327325
751: Curiosity A one-armed man entered a restaurant 2327594
752: Cynic Professor (endeavoring to impress 2326997
753: Dachshunds A little boy was entertaining the minister 4328218
754: Damages The child came to his mother in tears. 4327574
755: Damages A Chicago lawyer tells of a visit he received 4329044
756: Damages A Chicago man who was a passenger 5329156
757: Damages Up in Minnesota Mr. Olsen had a cow 3327930
758: Dancing He was a remarkably stout gentleman, 2328043
759: Dancing George Bernard Shaw was recently entertained 3327821
760: Dancing On a journey through the South not long ago, 3328191
761: Dancing If they had danced the tango and the trot 4328048
762: Danger One foot in the grave, 1327920
763: Dead Certainty On Tuesday, a colored maid asked her mistress 3327847
764: Dead Men's Shoes hen a certain officer of the governor's staff died, 3327903
765: Deafness In the smoking-room of a theatre, between the acts, 11328192
766: Deafness An excellent old gentleman grew hard of hearing, 4327791
767: Debts A train traveling through the West 9327844
768: Debts WILLIS - "He calls himself a dynamo." 2327958
769: Debts Anticipated rents, and bills unpaid, 4327894
770: Debts I hold every man a 1327920
771: Declined With Thanks Farmer Brown was an old-fashioned farmer. 4327758
772: Dedication The visitor to the poet's wife expressed her surprise 2327720
773: Deer The deer's a mighty useful beast 4327711
774: Definition The schoolboy, after profound thought, 2327863
775: Degrees A young theologian named Fiddle 4327915
776: Degrees In Degradation Phil May, the artist, when once down on his luck in Australia, 4328104
777: Delay A woman in the mountains of Tennessee 2328009
778: Democracy Why are you so vexed, Irma? 2327907
779: Democratic Party HOSPITAL PHYSICIAN - "Which ward do you wish 2328116
780: Denied The Privilege The Child: "Mother! Did you buy 3327637
781: Dentistry Our young hopeful came running into the house. 3327844
782: Dentists The dentist is one who pulls 1327814
783: Dentists One day little Flora was taken to have 1327752
784: Dentists One said a tooth drawer was a kind 1327712
785: Description A popular soprano is said to have 1327866
786: Design, Decorative Harold watched his mother as she folded 4328256
787: Destination A Washington car conductor, 7327952
788: Destination Andrew Lang once invited a friend to dinner 2327864
789: Details Charles Frohman was talking to a Philadelphia 4328142
790: Detectives When Conan Doyle arrived for the first 5327693
791: Determination After the death of Andrew Jackson 8327886
792: Devil Some wasps built their nests during the week 2328136
793: Diagnosis An epileptic dropped in a fit on the streets 2328097
794: Diamonds The Professor: A diamond is the hardest 2327974
795: Did you hear Did you hear about the awful 3327968
796: Diet The young lady, who was something of a food fadist, 3327856
797: Diet Eat, drink, and be merry 1328108
798: Diet There was a young lady named Perkins, 5327590
799: Diet Mother," asked the little one, 1327603
800: Diet The doctor told him he needed carbohydrates, 6327784
801: Diet A Colonel, who used to assert 5327792
802: Diet To abstain that we may enjoy 1327868
803: Diet They are as sick that surfeit 1327468
804: Digestion In an English school, the examiner asked 5327167
805: Dilemmas A story that has done service in political campaigns 4327707
806: Dining A twelve course dinner 1327665
807: Dining That was the spirit of your uncle 2327763
808: Dining Chakey, Chakey," called the big sister 1327827
809: Dining There was a young lady of Cork, 5327223
810: Dining An anecdote about Dr. Randall Davidson, 2327504
811: Dining There was a young lady named Maud, 5327211
812: Dining Father's trip abroad did him so much good, 1327759
813: Dining Whistler, the artist, 2327214
814: Dining A macaroon, 12327517
815: Dining The small daughter of the house 4327187
816: Dining For a man seldom thinks with more 1327849
817: Diplomacy Now, let me see," the impecunious man 3328196
818: Diplomacy Ted had a habit of dropping in at the house next door 4328244
819: Diplomacy Sometimes the use of a diplomatic method defeats 2327614
820: Diplomacy The lady of uncertain age simpered at the gentleman 3327470
821: Diplomacy Diplomacy is shown inversely by the remark 5328282
822: Diplomacy WIFE - "Please match this piece of silk 3327252
823: Diplomacy Scripture tells us that a soft answer 4328012
824: Diplomacy Miss de Simpson, 2327223
825: Diplomacy I call'd the devil and he came, 8328397
826: Dirt We are more particular nowadays about cleanliness 2327733
827: Dirt The French aristocrats were not always 4327550
828: Discipline Jimmy found much to criticise in his small sister. 4327495
829: Discounts A train in Arizona was boarded by robbers, 2327484
830: Discretion The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman 4327252
831: Discretion When you can, 1327221
832: Discretion Miss Bizzy: "I am glad to hear 2327018
833: Disposition One eastern railroad has a regular 2327322
834: Distances A regiment of regulars was making a long, 10327407
835: Divorce The court was listening to the testimony 10327524
836: Divorce When a woman marries and then divorces 2327189
837: Doctors A victim of chronic bronchitis called on 5327518
838: Doctors A well-to-do colored man suffered a serious illness, 4327913
839: Doctors A member of the faculty in a London medical 4327955
840: Doctors The Chinaman expressed his gratitude to that mighty physician 2327490
841: Doctors The instructor in the Medical College exhibited a diagram. 5327451
842: Doctors The physician turned from the telephone to his wife: 4326925
843: Doctrine In a former generation, when elaborate doctrines 3327431
844: Documentary Evidence During the worst of the spy-scare period in London 2327379
845: Dog Goin' in that house over there? 6327484
846: Dogs The tramp was sitting with his back to a hedge 4327491
847: Dogs Many a great man has been given credit 2327703
848: Dogs The fox terrier regarded with curious interest 5327262
849: Dogs During the siege of Paris in the Franco-German war, 2327354
850: Dogs The young clergyman during a parochial call 5327149
851: Dogs The meditative Hollander delivered a monologue to his dog: 3327105
852: Dogs Some persons are born to have honor thrust upon them, 3327348
853: Dogs LADY (to tramp who had been commissioned 2327654
854: Dogs A family moved from the city to a suburban locality 2327729
855: Dogs Dogs is mighty useful beasts 5327756
856: Dogs My dog took first prize at the cat show. 3327077
857: Dogs FAIR VISITOR - "Why are you giving Fido's teeth 2327731
858: Dogs Do you know that that bulldog of yours 3327889
859: Dogs Fleshy Miss Muffet 6327506
860: Dogs William J. Stevens, for several years 4327172
861: Dogs One would have it that a collie is the most 4327361
862: Dogs The more one sees 1327848
863: Domestic Finance Talk about Napoleon! 3327812
864: Domestic Finance A Lakewood woman was recently reading 10327485
865: Domestic Finance I am sending you a thousand kisses, 1327972
866: Domestic Quarrels After a trip abroad, a lady inquired of her colored washerwoman: 9327654
867: Domestic Quarrels The newly married pair quarreled seriously, 6327227
868: Domestic Quarrels The good wife, after she and her husband 3327277
869: Domestic Relations There was a young man of Dunbar, 5327403
870: Doubt Small Jimmie discussed with his chief 2327746
871: Doubt Ability to look on two sides of a question 327638
872: Drama The new play was a failure. 2327291
873: Drama The average modern play calls 1327477
874: Drama The young man in the third row 4327149
875: Drama LARRY - "I like Professor Whatishisname 2327517
876: Drama I think I love and reverence all arts equally, 1327725
877: Drama Two women were leaving the theater after a performance 2327159
878: Dramatic Criticism Theodore Dreiser, the novelist, 4327603
879: Dramatic Criticism Nat Goodwin, the American comedian, 4327857
880: Dramatists I hear Scribbler finally got one of his plays on the boards. 2327861
881: Dramatists So you think the author of this play will live, 2327065
882: Dramatists We all know the troubles of a dramatist 3327815
883: Dreams The group of dwellers at the seaside 3327306
884: Dress Oh, have you heard? Mrs. Blaunt 2327920
885: Dress The son of the house had been reading of an escaped lunatic. 5327617
886: Dressmakers WIFE - "Wretch! Show me that letter." 4327294
887: Drew Blank The MacTavish was not a mean man. 8326997
888: Drink It was nine o'clock in the morning, 7327089
889: Drink The very convivial gentleman left his club happy, 2327250
890: Drink The highly inebriated individual halted before 2327396
891: Drink The proprietor of the general store at the cross-roads 9327136
892: Drink Two Southern gentlemen, who were of very convivial habits, 4327338
893: Drink The old toper was asked if he had ever met 2327129
894: Drink A farmer, who indulged in sprees, 2327421
895: Drink A mouse chanced on a pool of whiskey 2327872
896: Drink The owner of a hunting lodge in Scotland 4327579
897: Drink The old farmer was driving home from town, 2327387
898: Drink Mrs. Smith addressed her neighbor, 4327376
899: Drink In the days before prohibition, 5327208
900: Drink When the Kentucky colonel was in the North, 2327249
901: Drink The Irish gentleman encountered the lady 3327426
902: Drinking He who goes to bed, and goes to bed sober, 4327746
903: Drinking I drink when I have occasion, 2327859
904: Drinking The Frenchman loves his native wine; 8327424
905: Drinking A young Englishman came to Washington 6327454
906: Drinking If you are invited to drink at any man's house 1327191
907: Drinking There is many a cup 1327281
908: Drinking One swallow doesn't make a summer 1327467
909: Drinking DOCTOR (feeling Sandy's pulse in bed) 2327851
910: Drinking Here's to the girls of the American shore, 4327324
911: Drinking A well-known Scottish architect 3327901
912: Drinking When President Eliot of Harvard 3327550
913: Drinking WIFE (on auto tour) 2327183
914: Drinking A priest went to a barber shop conducted 1327592
915: Drinking Ex-congressman Asher G. Caruth, 5327634
916: Drive Through ATM Procedures. A new sign in the bank lobby says: 42331649
917: Droughts Governor Glasscock of West Virginia, 3327636
918: Drugged The police physician was called to examine 4327268
919: Drunkards Sing a song of sick gents, 4327280
920: Drunkards Two booze-fiends were ambling homeward 3327337
921: Drunkards Where's old Four-Fingered Pete? 2327757
922: Drunkards The Irish talent for repartee 1327349
923: Drunkards The colonel came down to breakfast 3327400
924: Drunkards MAGISTRATE - "And what was the prisoner doing?" 4327912
925: Drunkards A Scotch minister and his servant, 5327780
926: Drunkards A man in a very deep state of intoxication 3327619
927: Drunkards A pompous little man with gold-rimmed 3327622
928: Drunkards A noisy bunch tacked out of their club 6327640
929: Drunkards That clever and brilliant genius, 5328077
930: Drunkards On a pleasant Sunday afternoon an old German 4327859
931: Drunkards William R. Hearst, who never touches liquor, 8327372
932: Drunkards What is a drunken man like, Fool? 2328116
933: Drunkards My good man, you had better 2327595
934: Du Barry The two flappers at the Strand 2327050
935: Duck's Disease Three women die together in an accident 13331433
936: During The Quarrel He: "But if you will allow me to- 2327621
937: During Vacation The Summer Girl: "It pains me to be 2327091
938: Duty The traveler was indignant at the slow speed 3327485
939: Dyspepsia Ah," she sighed "for many years 3327372
940: Easy Living The Southerner in the North, 2327876
941: Echoes An American and a Scotsman were walking 3327835
942: Economy One Japanese bragged to another that he made 3327962
943: Economy Wife:--"Women are not extravagant 2328047
944: Economy An economist is usually a man 1327902
945: Economy Economy is going without 1328008
946: Economy Economy is a way of spending 1328063
947: Economy Ther's lots o' difference between 2328119
948: Economy Young Husband: "I see that sugar 2327920
949: Economy Best Man (seeing couple off on honeymoon): 1327899
950: Economy Hostess (to small guest, who is casting 2327920
951: Economy Mr. Househunter: "I don't care for those flats 2327608
952: Editors Recipe for an editor: 5327852
953: Editors The city editor of a great New York daily 8327773
954: Education Along in the sixties Pat Casey 3327944
955: Education A catalog of farming implements sent out 3329406
956: Efficiency In these days of difficulty in securing domestic servants, 13328173
957: Efficiency The undertaker regarded the deceased in the coffin 6327690
958: Efficiency An engineer, who was engaged on railroad construction 6327912
959: Efficiency An American motorist went to Germany 3327751
960: Efficiency A curious little man sat next an elderly, 3327860
961: Eggs The farmer decided to give special attention 3327742
962: Egotism The pessimist spoke mournfully to his friend: 5327825
963: Egotism In the Chicago schools a boy refused to sew, 3327952
964: Egotism John D. Rockefeller tells this story on himself: 9335746
965: Egotism The late Marshall Field had a very small 5328978
966: Egotism Here's to the man who is wisest and best, 4328514
967: Elections In St. Louis there is one ward that is full 4328450
968: Elections WILLIS - "What's the election today for? 2328688
969: Elections One year, when the youngsters of a certain 4328628
970: Elections I consider biennial elections as a security 1328793
971: Electricity In school a boy was asked this question 2328712
972: Elephant A circus man was scouring the countryside 2330461
973: Elopement Some months after the elopement, 3328020
974: Embarrassing Situations A young gentleman was spending the week-end 3328742
975: Embarrassing Situations The late Charles Coghlan was a man of great wit 5328832
976: Embarrassing Situations The evening callers were chatting gaily 3328675
977: Embarrassing Situations I was in an awkward predicament yesterday morning, 5328377
978: Embarrassing Situations Your husband will be all right now, 5328620
979: Employers And Employees You want more money? Why, my boy, 2329408
980: Employers And Employees EARNEST YOUNG MAN - "Have you any advice 4328658
981: Employers And Employees General Benjamin F. Butler built a house 7328735
982: Employers And Employees W.J. ("Fingy") Conners, the New York politician, 6328826
983: Employers And Employees Outside his own cleverness there is nothing 4328607
984: Employers And Employees CHIEF CLERK (to office boy) 2328774
985: Employers And Employees James J. Hill, the Railway King, 5328832
986: Encouraging He: "My train goes in fifteen minutes. 2327853
987: Enemies An old man who had led a sinful 4328437
988: Enemies It is better to decide a difference between enemies 1328507
989: Enemies The world is large when its weary leagues 4328653
990: Enfranchisement Of Woman First Voter: "So Mr. Jones has been elected. 2327623
991: Engagement He proposed to me last night, 3327840
992: English Language A popular hotel in Rome has a sign 1328308
993: English Language The class at Heidelberg was studying English conjugations, 4327978
994: English Language Language is the expression of ideas, 1328327
995: Englishmen Nat Goodwill was at the club with an English friend 5328465
996: Enough The darky's clothes were in the last stages 4327267
997: Enthusiasm Theodore Watts, says Charles Rowley in his book 327961
998: Epitaph In an Irish cemetery stands a handsome monument 2327263
999: Epitaphs LITTLE CLARENCE - "Pa!" 5328594
1000: Epitaphs The widower had just taken his fourth wife 4328027
1001: Epitaphs A man wished to have something original 1328389
1002: Epitaphs In a cemetery at Middlebury, Vt., 1327814
1003: Epitaphs An epitaph in an old Moravian cemetery reads thus: 9328122
1004: Epitaphs I expected it, 1328534
1005: Epitaphs After Life's scarlet fever 2328253
1006: Epitaphs Here lies the body of Sarah Sexton, 3327915
1007: Epitaphs As a general thing, 1328365
1008: Epitaphs Maria Brown, 5328295
1009: Epitaphs Here lies the body of Enoch Holden, 1327852
1010: Epitaphs A bereaved husband feeling his loss very keenly 5330349
1011: Epitaphs Here lies Bernard Lightfoot, 3328024
1012: Epitaphs I thought it mushroom when I found 4327681
1013: Epitaphs On the tombstone of a Mr. Box appears this inscription: 4328473
1014: Epitaphs Nobles and heralds by your leave, 5328416
1015: Epitaphs Kind reader! take your choice to cry or laugh; 5328344
1016: Epitaphs I conceive disgust at these impertinent 1328546
1017: Epithets John Fiske, the historian, 6328368
1018: Epithets See that man over there. He is a bombastic mutt, 4328234
1019: Equality As one of the White Star steamships 4328191
1020: Ermine Said an envious, erudite ermine: 5328436
1021: Escapes There was once a chap who went skating too early 7328001
1022: Ethics My ethical state, 6331771
1023: Etiquet A Boston girl the other day said to a southern 5330754
1024: Etiquet A little girl on the train to Pittsburgh 2328199
1025: Etiquet LITTLE BROTHER - "What's etiquet?" 2328190
1026: Etiquet A Lady there was of Antigua, 5328395
1027: Etiquet They were at dinner and the dainties were on the table. 8327643
1028: Etiquet TOMMY'S AUNT - "Won't you have another piece of cake, 4327716
1029: Etiquet There was a young man so benighted, 5327553
1030: European War OFFICER (as Private Atkins worms his way toward the enemy) 2328203
1031: European War You can tell an Englishman nowadays 3328040
1032: European War LITTLE GIRL (who has been sitting very still with a seraphic expression) 3328421
1033: European War From a sailor's letter to his wife: 2327546
1034: European War Two country darkies listened, 3327567
1035: Evidence The prisoner, a darky, explained how it came about 2327496
1036: Evidence The smug satisfaction of the rustic in his clear 3327662
1037: Evidence Shall I leave the hall light burning, 2327871
1038: Evidence From a crowd of rah-rah college boys celebrating 6327748
1039: Evidence Maud Muller, on a summer night, 8328210
1040: Evidence One day a hostess asked a well known Parisian judge: 2327726
1041: Examinations An instructor in a church school 3328094
1042: Examinations A member of the faculty of the University of Wisconsin 2328287
1043: Examinations The following selection of mistakes 35327902
1044: Exams During the period after the university examinations, 2327501
1045: Exclusiveness One of the New York churches is notorious 4327186
1046: Excuses The children had been reminded that they 1327727
1047: Excuses O. Henry always retained the whimsical 3328584
1048: Excuses Strolling along the boardwalk at Atlantic City, 3328125
1049: Excuses A captain, inspecting his company 5330386
1050: Excuses Is that you, dear? 2327504
1051: Excuses What is the matter, dearest? 4327566
1052: Excuses A poor casual laborer, 2328261
1053: Excuses Cephas is a darky come up from Maryland 4328161
1054: Excuses GRANDMA - "Johnny, I have discovered 2328343
1055: Excuses Mr. X was a prominent member of the B.P.O.E. 1327224
1056: Excuses And oftentimes excusing of a fault 5327994
1057: Expectancy An Irishman on a scaffolding four stories high 8327899
1058: Expense Account The woman wrote a reference for her discharged cook as follows: 4327168
1059: Expensive Second-story Worker: "Hullo, Bill, 2327774
1060: Experience The baby pulled brother's hair until he yelled 5327411
1061: Experts There was a chicken-stealing case before the court. 2327616
1062: Explicitness On her return home after an absence 3327560
1063: Exposure TRAMP - "Lady, I'm dying from exposure." 2327317
1064: Extravagance A rich and listless lady patron examined 4328173
1065: Extravagance There was a young girl named O'Neill, 5327589
1066: Extravagance Everybody knew that John Polkinhorn 2328389
1067: Extravagance The editor of my paper, 4327332
1068: Extravagance An Irish soldier was recently given 11328075
1069: Facts The burly man spoke lucidly to his gangling adversary: 4327761
1070: Failure Little Ikey came up to his father 2328395
1071: Faith Faith is that quality which leads 1328139
1072: Faith What is faith, Johnny? 2328454
1073: Faith Faith is believing 1328286
1074: Faith As I understand it, Doctor, 6328177
1075: Faith Mother had been having considerable argument 1327956
1076: Faith Faith is a fine invention 4328286
1077: Faithfulness A wizened little Irishman applied 3328191
1078: Fame Fame is the feeling that you are 1328459
1079: Fame Many a man thinks he has become 1328350
1080: Fame Were not this desire of fame 1328291
1081: Familiarity, Etc. I'm so glad to see you. 2327752
1082: Families Yes, sir, our household represents 1327986
1083: Families Mrs. O'Flarity is a scrub lady, 4327828
1084: Families A man descended from an excursion 4328229
1085: Family Why do you object to children 2327453
1086: Family Tree You don't mean to say it cost you 2327744
1087: Farewells Happy are we met, Happy have we been, 2328069
1088: Farewells A dear old citizen went to the cars 3328067
1089: Farewells I am going to make my farewell 4328124
1090: Farewells Farewell! 3327862
1091: Fashion After years of endeavor in poverty, 3327669
1092: Fashion 5327361
1093: Fashion There are two kinds of women: 1328095
1094: Fashion There had been a dressmaker in the house 2327891
1095: Fashion Nothing is thought rare 4328537
1096: Fashion As good be out of the World 1328255
1097: Fashion I think, Lucille, I'll take one 1327440
1098: Fashion Sailor Bill: "These New York gals 2327905
1099: Fate Fate hit me very hard one day. 8328296
1100: Fate So in the Libyan fable it is told 5327499
1101: Fathers A director of one of the great transcontinental 4328244
1102: Faults Women's faults are many, 4328239
1103: Favors At the village store, the young farmer complained bitterly. 2327820
1104: Feet BIG MAN (with a grouch) 2328013
1105: Femininity Julia: "Fanny married a very wealthy man, 2327769
1106: Fighting The boy hurried home to his father with an announcement: 6327759
1107: Fighting Who gave ye th' black eye, 2328188
1108: Fighting There! You have a black eye, 2327777
1109: Fighting Two of the leading attorneys of Memphis, 4327530
1110: Fighting An Irishman boasted that he could 1327977
1111: Fighting Dose Irish make me sick, 1327675
1112: Fighting VILLAGE GROCER - "What are you running for, sonny?" 4328134
1113: Fighting An aged, gray-haired and very wrinkled old woman, 2328309
1114: Fighting Do you mean to say such a physical 2328358
1115: Fighting A pessimistic young man dining alone 1328280
1116: Fighting There never was a good 1327821
1117: Fighting The master-secret in fighting 1328247
1118: Film Fever Nurse: "You were very naughty 2328135
1119: Finance A very black little girl made her way 2327462
1120: Finance The successful financier snorted contemptuously. 5327360
1121: Finance The eminent financier was discoursing. 5327510
1122: Finance The eminent banker explained just how he started in business: 2327177
1123: Finance Willie had a savings bank; 12327443
1124: Finance HICKS - "I've got to borrow $200 somewhere." 4327482
1125: Finance It is said J. P. Morgan could raise 1327156
1126: Finance To modernize an old prophecy, 1327407
1127: Finance An old artisan who prided himself 3327659
1128: Financiers My pa, he's a financier, 2327223
1129: Finger-Bowls MISTRESS (to new servant) 2327233
1130: Finished But why don't you think 2327380
1131: Fire Departments Clang, clatter, bang! 5327934
1132: Fire Departments Two Irishmen fresh from Ireland had 2327321
1133: Fire Escapes Fire escape: A steel stairway 1327975
1134: Fires Ikey, I hear you had 2327336
1135: First Aid In Illness And Injury The father of the family hurried 3327032
1136: First Aid In Illness And Injury NURSE GIRL - "Oh, ma'am, 2327936
1137: First Aid In Illness And Injury SURGEON AT NEW YORK HOSPITAL - 2327414
1138: First Aid In Illness And Injury A prominent physician was recently 5327483
1139: First Day On The New Job A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask 5331374
1140: Fish A man went into a restaurant recently 2327741
1141: Fish Little Elizabeth and her mother 4327580
1142: Fishermen At the birth of President Cleveland's 1327634
1143: Fishermen Doin' any good? 8327561
1144: Fishermen A young lady who had returned from 3327565
1145: Fishermen Smith the other day went fishing. 7327198
1146: Fishermen You'll be a man like one of us some day, 2328100
1147: Fishermen The more worthless a man 1327266
1148: Fishermen As no man is born an artist, 1327621
1149: Fishing The congressman from California was telling 6327601
1150: Fishing A man was telling some friends 5327946
1151: Fishing I got a bite - I got a bite! 1327620
1152: Fishing The late Justice Brewer 4326982
1153: Fishing Lo, Jim! Fishin'? 2327420
1154: Fishing We may say of angling as Dr. Boteler 1327903
1155: Fishy Record First Stenog. (reading): 327679
1156: Fishy Record A group of tourists were looking 2327307
1157: Fishy Record Lay down, pup. 2327337
1158: Flats Hello, Tom, old man, got your new flat 2327130
1159: Flats She hadn't told her mother yet 3327729
1160: Flattery An eminent statesman was being driven rapidly 4327474
1161: Flattery With a sigh she laid down the magazine 3327320
1162: Flattery MAGISTRATE (about to commit for trial) 2327425
1163: Flattery OLD MAID - "But why should a great 2328673
1164: Flattery William - - was said to be the ugliest, 3327411
1165: Flattery You seem to be an able-bodied man. 3327653
1166: Flattery O, that men's ears should be 2327840
1167: Fleas The debutante was alarmed over the prospect 4327347
1168: Flirtation The gentleman at the party, 3327207
1169: Flirtation It sometimes takes a girl 1327440
1170: Flirtation There's a belief that summer girls 2327367
1171: Flirtation A teacher in one of the primary grades 4327525
1172: Flood The breakfaster in the cheap restaurant tried 6327141
1173: Flowers Gilbert wrote a couplet concerning 5327891
1174: Flowers Lulu was watching her mother working 1327381
1175: Fog The old gentleman was lost in a London fog, 4327134
1176: Follies A wise old Quaker woman once said 1327862
1177: Food The Arctic explorer at a reception 5327155
1178: Food The young mother asked the man 2327044
1179: Food A man went into a southern restaurant 2327497
1180: Food One day a pastor was calling upon 2327165
1181: Food A girl reading in a paper that fish 4327093
1182: Food A hungry customer seated himself 9327235
1183: Football His SISTER - "His nose seems broken." 3327125
1184: Fords A boy stood with one foot on the sidewalk 1330025
1185: Fords A farmer noticing a man in automobile 2327737
1186: Forecasting A lady in a southern town was approached 5327367
1187: Forehandedness The highly efficient housewife 1327266
1188: Foresight The master directed that the picture 3327582
1189: Foresight They tell me you're working 'ard night an' day, 4327104
1190: Foresight Mike, I wish I knew where I was goin' to die. 3327169
1191: Foresight There once was a pious young priest, 5327166
1192: Forgetfulness The foreman of a Southern mill, 6327276
1193: Forgetfulness Two men met on the city street in the evening, 6327918
1194: Forgetfulness The clergyman drew near to the baptismal font, 2327827
1195: Form The traveler wrote an indignant letter 2327390
1196: Form A worker in the steel mills applied direct 4327905
1197: Fortune Hunters HER FATHER - "So my daughter has consented 6327325
1198: Fortune Hunters The London consul of a continental kingdom 4327554
1199: Fortune Hunters I would die for you, 2327002
1200: Fortune Hunters HE - "I'd like to meet Miss Bond." 4327875
1201: Fortune Hunters MAUDE - "I've just heard of a case 2327856
1202: Fortune Hunters "Yes," said the old man to his young visitor, 2327602
1203: Fountain Pens Fust time you've ever milked a cow, 2327349
1204: Fountain Pens Percy" asks if we know anything which 2327831
1205: Fourth Of July You are in favor of a safe and sane Fourth of July? 2328027
1206: Fourth Of July One Fourth of July night in London, 3327128
1207: Franklin Franklin's education was 1327343
1208: Fraud The hired man on a New England farm went 2327708
1209: Free Thought TOMMY - "Pop, what is a freethinker? 2327655
1210: French An American tourist in France found 3327084
1211: French Language I understand you speak French like a native. 2327384
1212: French Language In Paris last summer a southern girl 1327612
1213: Friends The Lord gives our 2327136
1214: Friends Father. 5327543
1215: Friends Here's champagne to our real friends. 2327254
1216: Friends It's better to make friends 2327410
1217: Friends Some friends are 2327214
1218: Friends, Society Of A visitor to Philadelphia, 1327688
1219: Friendship The kindly lady accosted the little boy on the beach, 4327137
1220: Friendship The clergyman on his vacation wrote a long letter 3327413
1221: Friendship Friendly may we part 1327419
1222: Friendship There's fellowship 3327988
1223: Friendship May we all travel through 1327634
1224: Friendship Here's to the four hinges of Friendship 6327506
1225: Friendship The trouble with having 1330337
1226: Friendship Brown volunteered to lend me money. 3327593
1227: Friendship I let my house furnished, 2327716
1228: Friendship Hoo is it, Jeemes, that you mak' 2327058
1229: Friendship The conductor of a western freight train 7326950
1230: Friendship If a man does not make new acquaintances, 1327667
1231: Friendship They say, and I am glad they say, 8327605
1232: From The Heart The Wife: "I have not been able 2327243
1233: From The Heart The Reporter: "I beg pardon, 3327278
1234: Front Lady: Well, what do you want? 4327709
1235: Fun Fun is like life insurance, 1327275
1236: Funerals There was an old man in a hearse, 5327151
1237: Furniture GUEST - "That's a beautiful rug. 2327853
1238: Fussiness The traveler in the Blue Ridge Mountains 2327405
1239: Future Life A certain young man's friends thought 4330507
1240: Future Life FATHER (impressively) 2328578
1241: Future Life Look here, now, Harold, 2327080
1242: Future Life On a voyage across the ocean an Irishman 2328007
1243: Future Life An Irishman told a man that he had 1327566
1244: Future Life When P.T. Barnum was at the head 2327085
1245: Future Life Archbishop Ryan once attended a dinner 3327454
1246: Gardening Th' only time some fellers ever 1328149
1247: Gardening I am going to start a garden, 2327819
1248: Gas Stoves A Georgia woman who moved to Philadelphia 3327890
1249: Gender It is quite possible to trap clergymen, 3327978
1250: Generosity This is a foine country, Bridget! 1331036
1251: Generosity At one of these reunions of the Blue and the Gray 4328757
1252: Generosity At dinner one day, 1327754
1253: Generosity A little newsboy with a cigarette 6328063
1254: Generosity Little Ralph belonged to a family of five. 6328374
1255: Generosity She was making the usual female search 3328338
1256: Gentleman There has been much controversy for years 3327735
1257: Gentlemen Sadie, what is a gentleman? 328599
1258: Gentlemen Two characters in Jeffery Farnol's 3327841
1259: Geography The airman, after many hours of thick weather, 2327959
1260: George Washington A Barnegat schoolma'am had been telling 4330426
1261: George Washington A Barnegat schoolma'am had been telling 4329087
1262: George Washington A Scotsman visiting America 3327920
1263: Germans The poet Heine and Baron James Rothschild 2327428
1264: Getting Back Customer to Palmist: "Five dollars fee? 1327494
1265: Getting Back Betty: "Mummy, does God 2327658
1266: Getting Even Mrs. Lynks: "Jack, I have made up 2327765
1267: Getting On Old Gentleman: "Well, children! 2327925
1268: Getting Reckless She: "I'm surprised at Jane's 2327479
1269: Getting Reckless I shall never find anyone else like you. 2328074
1270: Ghosts There was a haunted house down South 6327878
1271: Ghosts I confess, that the subject of psychical research 9327993
1272: Gifts When Lawrence Barrett's daughter 8327597
1273: Gifts A church house in a certain rural district 3330442
1274: Gifts He gives twice who gives quickly 1328277
1275: Gifts Presents," I often say, 1327440
1276: Gifts In giving, a man receives more 1328014
1277: Girls Father: "Well, son, you certainly made 2328081
1278: Gluttony A clergyman was quite ill as a result 3327919
1279: Gluttony There was a young person named Ned, 5327499
1280: God The little boy was found by his mother 4327773
1281: God's Will The clergyman was calling, when the youthful son 4327911
1282: Going Further Flora: "I think that Maud has been 2327781
1283: Golf The eminent English Statesman Arbuthnot-Joyce 6328067
1284: Golf Two Scotchmen met and exchanged 6331690
1285: Golf GOLFER (unsteadied by Christmas luncheon) 2328001
1286: Golf Doctor William S. Rainsford is an inveterate golf player. 2327714
1287: Golf SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER - "Willie, 2327671
1288: Golf The game of golf, as every humorist knows, 7328580
1289: Golf When Mark Twain came to Washington 3327771
1290: Golf An astronomer was entertaining a Scotch friend. 2327548
1291: Golfers and Skydivers What is the difference between a golfer 3332318
1292: Good Ecomony A study found that the average Australian 1330146
1293: Good Fellowship A glass is good, a lass is good, 4327764
1294: Good Fellowship May good humor preside when good fellows meet, 2328047
1295: Good Fellowship Here's to us that are here, 1327951
1296: Good Fellowship Here's to all the world, 2327207
1297: Good Or Bad Turn? Did your late employer give you a reference 4330811
1298: Good Or Bad Turn? Did your late employer give you 4327762
1299: Gossip A gossip is a person 2327374
1300: Gossip However did you reconcile Adele and Mary? 2327569
1301: Gossip The seven-year-old daughter of a prominent 5327204
1302: Gossip Get a gossip wound up 1327561
1303: Gossip Papa, mamma says that one-half 2327542
1304: Gossip It is only national history that 1326970
1305: Gossip You're a terrible scandal-monger, 3327944
1306: Gossip What," asked the Sunday-school teacher, 4326883
1307: Gossip MAUD - "That story you told 2328157
1308: Gossip SON - "Why do people say 'Dame Gossip'? 2327587
1309: Gossip I cannot tell how the truth may be; 2327671
1310: Gossip Never tell evil of a man, 1327477
1311: Government Ownership Don't you think the coal-mines 2327274
1312: Governors The governor of a western state was dining 6327402
1313: Grace The son and heir had just been confirmed. 3327413
1314: Grace The new clergyman in the country parish, 2327408
1315: Graft What is meant by graft? 2327047
1316: Graft LADY - "I guess you're gettin' 3327629
1317: Graft Every man has his price, 1327584
1318: Graft The Democrats had a clear working majority in 4327339
1319: Graft A well-known New York contractor 3327287
1320: Grammar The passing lady mistakenly supposed 4327360
1321: Grammar The teacher asked the little girl 6327349
1322: Grammar The witness, in answer to the lawyer's question, 4327198
1323: Grass The auctioneer, offering the pasture 2327310
1324: Gratitude After O'Connell had obtained the acquittal 1328198
1325: Gratitude Some people are never satisfied. 2327443
1326: Gratitude It was a very hot day and a picnic 4327612
1327: Gratitude Miss PASSAY - "You have saved my life, 2327245
1328: Great Britain One of the stories told by Mr. Spencer Leigh Hughes 5327107
1329: Great Britain There is a lad in Boston, 2327519
1330: Greed An eminent doctor successfully attended 7327838
1331: Grief At the wake, the bereaved husband displayed 3328526
1332: Grief The old woman in indigent circumstances 2327437
1333: Grief Jim, who worked in a garage, 3327600
1334: Guarantees TRAVELER (on an English train) 4327224
1335: Guests Look here, Dinah," said Binks, 2327456
1336: Guests Here's a health to thee and thine 7327525
1337: Guilty Sister: "Hubby received an anonymous 3327435
1338: Habit It is a matter of common knowledge 1327598
1339: Habit It was the bridegroom's third matrimonial 3327728
1340: Habit Among the new class which came 4327873
1341: Habit In reward of faithful political service 7327734
1342: Habit We had a fine sunrise this morning, 2328167
1343: Habit A traveling man who was a cigarette smoker 7328014
1344: Habit Habit with him was all the test of truth; 2328308
1345: Hair The school girl from Avenue A, 2328034
1346: Hair The City Nephew: "I'm glad to see Aunt Hetty 2327574
1347: Half A Duck Deep Coming to a river with which he was unfamiliar, 4327911
1348: Half And Half Mrs. Murphy is very fat, 3327493
1349: Happiness Lord Tankerville, in New York, 10328229
1350: Happiness Mankind are always happier 1328202
1351: Hard To Please The rather ferocious-appearing husband 5327713
1352: Harnessing The story is told of two Trenton men 6328115
1353: Harvard University Well, I'll tell you this, 2328108
1354: Hash George," said the Titian-haired school marm, 2327991
1355: Haste The colored man was condemned to be hanged, 2327913
1356: Haste The ferry-dock was crowded with weary 2327764
1357: He Had Heard Of Them It was company field training. 2327727
1358: He Knew Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited to a friend's 4329112
1359: He Knew She: "I never saw a married couple 2327515
1360: He Knew Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited 4327603
1361: He Takes Your Time The chief objection we have 1327630
1362: He Was Wrong Prison Visitor: "Am I right in presuming 2327644
1363: Health Resorts Where've you been, Murray? 6327748
1364: Hearing The Ladies' Aid ladies were talking 7327569
1365: Hearsay The convicted feudist was working for a pardon. 2328218
1366: Heaven The clergyman in the following story 4327810
1367: Heaven Tom," said an Indiana youngster 4327777
1368: Heirlooms HE (wondering if his rival has been accepted) 2327497
1369: Heirlooms My grandfather was a captain of industry. 3328004
1370: Help The farmer found his new hired man 3327864
1371: Help A savage old boar got into a garden, 2328077
1372: Help Mary," said the mistress, 2327689
1373: Helpful Pa! He: Do you think your father 2328082
1374: Helpfulness Many a mayor is a friend to the people 8328231
1375: Hen The customer asked for fresh eggs, 5327731
1376: Her Match What's an echo, pa?" 2330026
1377: Her Match Tommy: "What's an echo, pa?" 327662
1378: Her Soft Answer They had had their usual altercation 3327395
1379: Her Views Mrs. de Vere: "I suppose now 1327669
1380: Her Views Mrs. Profiteer: "No, we ain't 1327639
1381: Hereafter This is the dialogue between a little girl 4328010
1382: Hereafter Little Alice questioned her mother 4328650
1383: Heredity The woman, who had a turn-up nose 4327612
1384: Heredity Papa, what does hereditary mean? 3328509
1385: Heredity William had just returned from college, 4327590
1386: Heredity There seems to be a strange affinity between 2328391
1387: Heredity So you have adopted a baby to raise? 2327794
1388: Heredity Do you really believe 2327755
1389: Heroes THE PASSER-BY - "You took a great risk 2327336
1390: Heroes MR. HENPECK - "Are you the man who 3327068
1391: Heroes Each man is a hero 1327695
1392: High Prices Two men were talking together 4327255
1393: Hindsight Mike, the hod-carrier, 4327515
1394: Hindsight A rustic visitor to the city made a desperate run 2327738
1395: Hinting A Kansas editor hit on the following 2327741
1396: Hinting Little James, while at a neighbor's, 3327474
1397: His Difficulty Real Estate Agent: "This tobacco plantation is a bargain. 2327637
1398: His Little Mistake A certain country vicar who used 6329115
1399: His Reputation Waitress: "He ain't no good, 1327592
1400: His Sphere His versatility is something extraordinary. 3327363
1401: His Sphere Poetic Bridegroom: "I could sit here forever, 2327651
1402: History The faculty were arranging the order 4327249
1403: History Down in Virginia, near Yorktown, 2327326
1404: Hobnails Sam, on board the transport, 1327481
1405: Hogs The professor and his wife were doubtful 2327093
1406: Holding His Own The farmer, after seven years 2327188
1407: Home Home is a place where you 1327316
1408: Home Who hath not met with home-made bread, 7326985
1409: Home Brew The young man had offered his heart 5327411
1410: Home Life Wife: "George, is that you?" 2326971
1411: Homesickness One of our volunteers in the late war 5327602
1412: Homesteads Malachi," said a prospective homesteader 2327749
1413: Honesty He's an honest young man 327634
1414: Honesty VISITOR - "And you always did your 2328778
1415: Honesty Ex-District Attorney Jerome, 1327610
1416: Honesty How is it, Mr. Brown, 3327516
1417: Honesty The stranger laid down four aces and scooped in the pot. 2327022
1418: Honesty A dumpy little woman with solemn eyes, 7327417
1419: Honeymoon The newly married pair were stopping 5327633
1420: Honor In the smoking compartment of a Pullman, 5327284
1421: Honor Titles of honour add not to his worth, 2326930
1422: Honorable Intentions A certain man notorious for his slowness 4328798
1423: Hope FRED - "My dear Dora, 2327005
1424: Hope Springs Eternal Oldest Inhabitant: "I never expected to live 1327731
1425: Hope Springs Eternal That's Betty Grant's new maid. 3327653
1426: Hope Springs Eternal Father: "Don't know the French for cat, 2327573
1427: Hope Springs Eternal Betty (after flash of lightning) 1327815
1428: Hope Springs Eternal Employer: "John, I wish you wouldn't 2327687
1429: Hope Springs Eternal Mistress: "Oh, Jane, 2327186
1430: Hope Springs Eternal Little Girl (in foreground): 1327433
1431: Hope Springs Eternal Mistress: "I hope you're doing 2327352
1432: Hope Springs Eternal Raw Hand at sea for first time 3330173
1433: Hope Springs Eternal Can you play bridge to-night? 4327720
1434: Hope Springs Eternal Master: "But, Jenkins, the name 2327157
1435: Hope Springs Eternal Successful Poultry Farmer: 2326971
1436: Hope Springs Eternal Small Boy (who has been promised 1327304
1437: Hope Springs Eternal Mother: "Oh, Mary, why do 2327807
1438: Hope Springs Eternal Mother (to child who has been naughty): 2327630
1439: Horses A city man, visiting a small country town, 2327740
1440: Horses A traveler in Indiana noticed that a farmer 5327344
1441: Horses A German farmer was in search of a horse. 4327497
1442: Horses There's a grocer who is notorious 6327277
1443: Horses Before Abraham Lincoln became President 3327468
1444: Hospital Little Mary, who had fallen ill, 3327857
1445: Hospitality The good wife apologized to her unexpected guests 4327325
1446: Hospitality Night was approaching and it was raining hard. 6327934
1447: Hospitality The old friends had had three days together. 3327069
1448: Hospitality A youngster of three was enjoying a story 3331948
1449: Hosts I thank you for your welcome 2327182
1450: Hosts Here's to the host and the hostess, 4327004
1451: Hotels In a Montana hotel there is a notice 1327039
1452: How He Did It First Theatrical Manager: "Do you have any trouble 2327381
1453: How It Happened What! You don't mean to tell 2327242
1454: How the Well-Dressed Lawyer Lost His Expensive Shoes One day an extremely well-dressed and 73330926
1455: Huh Huh! Yuh talks 'bout sassiety 2327109
1456: Humbug Two boys once thought to play a trick 7327406
1457: Humidity The little boy had been warned repeatedly 4327858
1458: Humility The slow suitor asked: 3327591
1459: Hunger That woman never turns away a hungry man. 3328367
1460: Hunger A man was telling about an exciting experience in Russia. 3327899
1461: Hunting An amateur sportsman spent the day 7327750
1462: Hunting A gentleman from London was invited to go for 5327741
1463: Husbands Is she making him a good wife? 2327377
1464: Husbands A husband and wife ran a freak show in a certain provincial town, 3327959
1465: Husbands An eminent German scientist who recently 3327425
1466: Husbands A couple of old grouches at the Metropolitan Club 4327278
1467: Husbands Your husband says he leads a dog's life, 2328129
1468: Husbands NEIGHBOR - "I s'pose your Bill's 'ittin' 2327673
1469: Husbands You say you are your wife's third husband? 3327738
1470: Husbands MR. HENPECK - "Is my wife going out, Jane?" 3327168
1471: Husbands A happily married woman, who had enjoyed 4327221
1472: Husbands An absent-minded man was interrupted 3327578
1473: Husbands Mrs. McKinley used to tell of a colored widow 5327026
1474: Husbands I suffer so from insomnia 2327280
1475: Husbands Did Hardlucke bear his misfortune 2327594
1476: Husbands A popular society woman announced a 1327299
1477: Husbands A very man - not one of nature's clods 4327567
1478: Husbands A woman mounted the steps of the elevated 2327451
1479: Husbands OLD MONEY (dying) 2327862
1480: Husbands An inveterate poker player, 5327212
1481: Husbands MR. HOMEBODY - "I see you keep copies 2327305
1482: Husbands There is gladness in his gladness, when he's glad, 5327269
1483: Hybridization We used to think that the smartest man 1327848
1484: Hyperbole Speakin' of fertile soil, 4327368
1485: Hyperbole News comes from Southern Kansas 1327609
1486: Hypocrisy Hypocrisy is all 1327427
1487: Hypocrisy TEACHER-"Now, Tommy, what is a hypocrite?" 2327478
1488: Ideals The fact that his two pet bantam 2327828
1489: Identity The paying teller told mournfully 4327689
1490: Idioms The foreigner, who prided himself 2328084
1491: Idioms The old man told how his brother 4327747
1492: Illusions And Hallucinations A doctor came up to a patient 3327714
1493: Illustration Pat was set to work with the circular saw 3327742
1494: Imagination One day a mother overheard her daughter 5327626
1495: Imitation Not long ago a company was rehearsing 3328073
1496: Impatience An acquaintance encountered in the village 2327883
1497: Important Business That you, dearie? I'm detained 4327946
1498: Impudence The ice on the river was in perfect condition. 4330349
1499: In A Fix Mrs. Muggins: "It's raining, 2327696
1500: In Keeping I really believe he married her 2328183
1501: In Kind In many of the rural districts 1327510
1502: In Order To Be Filled Two negroes were working in a coal-bin 6327840
1503: In That Case She: "When one is really thirsty, 2327608
1504: Inadvertent Prospective Bride: "I am glad I decided 2327396
1505: Indirection The bashful suitor finally nerved himself 2327873
1506: Infants A wife after the divorce, 3328378
1507: Infants Is the baby strong? 327784
1508: Inheritance A lawyer made his way to the edge 15328428
1509: Inheritance In a London theatre, a tragedy was being played. 4327637
1510: Inheritance Said one Tommy to another: 3327928
1511: Initiative The sweet little girl had a violent tussle 3327816
1512: Injustice The child sat by the road bawling loudly. 5327680
1513: Innocence A little girl four years old was alone 7327762
1514: Innocence The very young clergyman made his first parochial call. 4327910
1515: Inquisitiveness In the smoking car, one of the passengers had an empty coatsleeve. 4327762
1516: Inquisitiveness The curiosity of the passenger 7327838
1517: Insomnia The man suffering from insomnia quite often 1328185
1518: Inspirations She was from Boston, and he was not. 5328166
1519: Instalment Plan Half the world doesn't know how 1327859
1520: Instructions A lively looking porter stood 7328110
1521: Insult The young wife greeted her husband 11327806
1522: Insult Tom Corwin was remarkable for the size of his 2327993
1523: Insurance The woman at the insurance office 5328187
1524: Insurgents And what," asked a visitor to the 2328190
1525: Interest If a man has a beautiful stenographer, 2327447
1526: Intermission During a lecture, Artemas Ward 2327698
1527: Interviews Haven't your opinions on this subject 4327825
1528: Inventors The profiteer, skimming over the advertisements 2327863
1529: Invitations Recently," says a Richmond man, 2328532
1530: Invitations One day a Chinese poor man met 5327419
1531: Invitations MARION (just from the telephone) 3327769
1532: Invitations Little Willie wanted a birthday party, 6327965
1533: Irish Bulls Two Irishmen were among a class 1327383
1534: Irish Bulls Dear teacher," wrote little Johnny's mother, 1327918
1535: Irish Bulls An Irishman once was mounted on a mule 1327778
1536: Irish Bulls The doctor says if 'e lasts 1327332
1537: Irish Bulls For rent - 1327729
1538: Irish Bulls A servant of an English nobleman 1327257
1539: Irish Bulls A pretty school teacher, 1327530
1540: Irish Bulls A college professor, 2327689
1541: Irish Bulls MAGISTRATE - "You admit you stole the pig?" 3327960
1542: Irish Bulls In choosing his men, 1327264
1543: Irish Bulls If you want to put that song 3327475
1544: Irish Bulls A little old Irishman was trying to see 1327521
1545: Irish Bulls MRS. JENKINS - "Mrs. Smith, 2327189
1546: Irish Bulls In the hall of a Philharmonic society 2327405
1547: Irish Bulls Sir Boyle Roche is credited 1327236
1548: Irish Bulls A certain high-school professor, 1329797
1549: Irish Bulls Once, at a criminal court, 2327394
1550: Irish Bulls The ways in which application forms 4327382
1551: Irish Bulls Applicant does not know anything about maternal posterity, 5327658
1552: Irishmen A Peoria merchant deals 1327259
1553: Irishmen Here are some words, 1327194
1554: Irishmen An Irishman once lined up his family 4327517
1555: Irreverence There were three young women of Birmingham, 5326882
1556: Irreverence A few years ago Henry James reviewed 4327349
1557: It Worked A tramp entered a baker's, shivering piteously. 13327610
1558: Items The painter was required to render 20327771
1559: Jewelry Young Woman (holding out hand): 2327826
1560: Jewels The girl with the ruby lips we like, 8327651
1561: Jews What is the difference between 1327668
1562: Jews He was quite evidently from the country 8327666
1563: Jews The men were arguing as to who was the greatest inventor. 4327672
1564: Jews Levinsky, despairing of his life, 9327666
1565: Jews The Jews are among the aristocracy 1327690
1566: Jokes The joke maker's association had a feast. 4327634
1567: Jokes A nut and a joke are alike 1327638
1568: Jokes JOKELY - "I got a batch of aeroplane 3327541
1569: Jokes I ne'er forget a joke I have 4327843
1570: Jokes A negro bricklayer in Macon, Georgia, 4327609
1571: Jokes The late H.C. Bunner, when editor of Puck, 2327756
1572: Jokes NEW CONGRESSMAN - "What can I do for you, sir?" 2327878
1573: Jokes Jokes were first imported to this country several hundred years 7327947
1574: Jokes Here's to the joke, the good old joke, 12327811
1575: Jokes A jest's prosperity lies in the ear 3327638
1576: Journalism A Louisville journalist was excessively proud 1327770
1577: Journalism John R. McLean, owner of the Cincinnati Enquirer 4327998
1578: Journalism A newspaper man named Fling 5327732
1579: Journalism Come in," called the magazine editor. 3327786
1580: Journalism Hear, land o' cakes, and brither Scots, 6327874
1581: Judges A judge once had a case in which the accused 10327961
1582: Judges A gentleman of color who was brought before a police judge, 2327711
1583: Judges Four things belong to a judge: 1327588
1584: Judgment HUSBAND - "But you must admit 2327619
1585: Judgment Day It was Judgment Day, and throngs 7327566
1586: Jury In the south of Ireland a judge 1327539
1587: Jury There was recently haled into an Alabama court 4327450
1588: Just Ignorance He (dejectedly): 2328103
1589: Justice There are two sides to every question 1327500
1590: Justice What, Tommy, in the jam again, 2327754
1591: Justice One man's word is no man's word, 2327417
1592: Justice He who decides a case without hearing 1327842
1593: Justice At Last It was the usual domestic storm. 7327472
1594: Justification Wife: "Two bottles of ginger ale, 2328146
1595: Justification First Flapper: "The cheek of that conductor! 3327694
1596: Justification Mollie (who has been naughty and 2328002
1597: Justification Governess: "Well, Mollie, 4327793
1598: Justification I say, dear old bean, 3327793
1599: Justification Irate Parent: "While you stood 2327629
1600: Justification Wife: "My dear, we've simply 1327477
1601: Justification Mrs. Goodheart: "I am soliciting for the poor. 2327338
1602: Justification What's the matter, little boy? 2327759
1603: Justification Helen's elder sister: "You know, 2327821
1604: Justification Can I 'ave the arternoon off to 3327976
1605: Justification Child: "Mother, 1327789
1606: Justification The schoolmaster was explaining 2327919
1607: Justification Wife: "Yes, dear. 2327916
1608: Justification Podger (to new acquaintance): 2327570
1609: Justification Young Husband: "It seems to me, 2327670
1610: Justification Wife (referring to guest): 2327276
1611: Justification Questioning a class, an inspector asked: 5327804
1612: Justification Salesman: "Another advantage of this machine, 2327758
1613: Justification The Stage Manager: "Now then, 2327136
1614: Justification Old Gentleman (to new gardener): 2327456
1615: Justification My dear, you're not going 3327123
1616: Justification Lady (who has purchased a ready-made dress): 2327315
1617: Juvenile Delinquency A woman left her baby in its carriage 1327450
1618: Kentucky Kentucky is the state 1328169
1619: Kindness Kindness goes a long ways 1331089
1620: Kindness An old couple came in from the country, 4327709
1621: Kindness A fat woman entered a crowded street car 4327909
1622: Kings And Rulers I think," said the heir apparent, 3327996
1623: Kings And Rulers The present King George in his younger days 3327694
1624: Kings And Rulers And so we sing, "Long live the King; 4328123
1625: Kings And Rulers FIRST EUROPEAN SOCIETY LADY - "Wouldn't you like 2327927
1626: Kings And Rulers One afternoon Kaiser Wilhelm caustically reproved 6327503
1627: Kings And Rulers During the war of 1812, 2327963
1628: Kings And Rulers A lady of Queen Victoria's court 1327977
1629: Kings And Rulers Ten poor men sleep in peace 2327661
1630: Kings And Rulers Here lies our sovereign lord, the king, 5327538
1631: Kinship The urchin was highly excited, 2327661
1632: Kinship The Southern lady interrogated her colored cook, 6327698
1633: Kiss I took that pretty girl from 3327251
1634: Kisses The bridegroom, who was in a horribly nervous condition, 4327932
1635: Kisses The young man addressed the old grouch: 4327622
1636: Kisses Here's to a kiss: 7327572
1637: Kisses If I should kiss you 2327852
1638: Kisses What is he so angry with you for? 6328134
1639: Kisses There was an old maiden from Fife, 5327718
1640: Kisses Here's to the red of the holly berry, 4327625
1641: Kisses There was a young sailor of Lyd, 5327554
1642: Kisses There once was a maiden of Siam, 5327923
1643: Kisses Lord! I wonder what fool 1327836
1644: Kissing The subject of kissing was debated 2327552
1645: Kissing The tiny boy fell down and bumped his head. 4327982
1646: Kissing Some Scottish deacons were famous, 2329165
1647: Kissing Me She: "What do you mean by kissing me? 3327418
1648: Knowledge A physician was driving through a village 2327901
1649: Knowledge With knowledge 1327768
1650: Knowledge The son of the family was home 2327650
1651: Kultur HERR HAMMERSCHLEGEL (winding up the argument) 2327737
1652: Labor And Laboring Classes A farmer in great need of extra hands 5327843
1653: Landlords An English tourist was sightseeing in Ireland 3328023
1654: Languages George Ade, with a fellow American, 2327747
1655: Languages Milton was one day asked by a friend 2327810
1656: Languages Prince Bismarck was once pressed 2327585
1657: Lantern Mr. Goodsole: "Well, what do you want?" 2327629
1658: Laughter Josh Billings said: 328193
1659: Laughter TEACHER - "Freddie, you musn't 2327954
1660: Laughter Laugh and the world laughs 2327782
1661: Laughter About the best and finest 1327786
1662: Law The lawyer explained to the client his scale of prices: 2328429
1663: Lawyers Ignorance of the law does not 1327506
1664: Lawyers George Ade had finished his speech 4327970
1665: Lawyers A man was charged with stealing a horse, 3328011
1666: Lawyers An elderly darky in Georgia, 2327721
1667: Lawyers You have a pretty tough looking lot of customers 2327939
1668: Lawyers Did youse git anyt'ing? 3328083
1669: Lawyers The dean of the Law Department was very busy 5327676
1670: Lawyers A lawyer cross-examining a witness, 1327829
1671: Lawyers An impecunious young lawyer recently received 8328401
1672: Lawyers A prisoner was brought before the bar 10328042
1673: Lawyers What is that little boy crying about? 4327489
1674: Lawyers A man walking along the street of a village 5328292
1675: Lawyers Deceive not thy 1327652
1676: Lawyers A Sergeant of the Lawe, war and wys 6327871
1677: Lawyers There was a town jail, 4327768
1678: Lawyers Some physicians direct their patients 1327770
1679: Laziness A tourist in the mountains of Tennessee 7327707
1680: Laziness While the train was waiting on a side track 8327850
1681: Laziness How's times?" inquired a tourist. 6330467
1682: Laziness A tramp, after a day or two in the hustling, 2327957
1683: Laziness An Atlanta man tells of an amusing experience 6327798
1684: Laziness Some temptations come to 1327736
1685: Laziness Foreman: "'Ow is it that little 2327850
1686: Leap Year A girl looked calmly at a caller 6327873
1687: Lease Mr. McNab (after having his lease read over to him): 1327576
1688: Legerdemain What did you do last night? 2328878
1689: Legislators Thomas B. Reed was one of the Legislative 4327731
1690: Lent Did you give up anything during Lent? 2327816
1691: Letters What are you doing, Marjory? 4327676
1692: Letting Him Know Flora: "I'm writing to tell Jack 3327683
1693: Liars There are three kinds of liars: 4327629
1694: Liars Two Irishmen were working on the roof 5327447
1695: Liars FATHER (reprovingly) 2327850
1696: Liars A private, anxious to secure leave of absence, 5327971
1697: Liars A conductor and a brakeman on a Montana railroad 4327946
1698: Liars MOTHER - "Oh, Bobby, I'm ashamed of you. 2328791
1699: Liars The sages of the general store 3327686
1700: Liars A lie is an 1327809
1701: Liars An Idaho guide whose services were retained 8340904
1702: Liars When by night the frogs are croaking, 4327028
1703: Liars The World War has incited veterans 10327242
1704: Liberty Liberty is being free from the 1327587
1705: Liberty A day, an hour, of virtuous liberty 2327560
1706: Liberty Where liberty dwells 1327085
1707: Librarians A country newspaper printed the following announcement: 1327103
1708: Librarians The modern librarian is a genius. 10327346
1709: Librarians One librarian has the following 3327163
1710: Librarians A distinguished librarian is a good follower 1327531
1711: Librarians Many catalogers append notes to the main 7327836
1712: Librarians In a branch library a reader asked 1327319
1713: Librarians Have you A Joy Forever? 2327813
1714: Lies A certain famous preacher when preaching 4328923
1715: Life Life's an aquatic meet 1328045
1716: Life I count life just a stuff 2327575
1717: Life May you live as long as you like, 2327161
1718: Life Live, while you live," the epicure would say, 6327152
1719: Life This world that we're a-livin' in 4327299
1720: Life Dost thou love life? 1327199
1721: Life 6326962
1722: Life Insurance A man went to an insurance office 9327911
1723: Life Size I would like to have a globe 3326968
1724: Life's Biggest Problem Old Job: "The best way to get 2327428
1725: Life's Biggest Problem He (just introduced): 3327128
1726: Life's Biggest Problem A customer entered the small-town 2327572
1727: Life's Biggest Problem Pompous Publisher (to aspiring novice in literature): 2327706
1728: Life's Difficulties Mother: "Why, what's the matter, darling?" 4326999
1729: Life's Difficulties Does God make lions, Mother? 3327268
1730: Life's Difficulties Excuse me, officer, 1327603
1731: Life's Difficulties Mrs. Green to Mrs. Jones 1327059
1732: Life's Difficulties The Woman: "Jazz stockings 2327028
1733: Life's Difficulties Small Invalid (to visitor): 1327034
1734: Lightning The woman was strong-minded, 2327118
1735: Lisp The kindergarten teacher questioned her tiny pupil: 3327138
1736: Lisping Have you lost another tooth, 2327577
1737: Literal The class had been told by the teacher 2327294
1738: Literally He: "I understand that 2327751
1739: Literalness The visitor from the city stopped 3327187
1740: Logic The mother came on her little son who was 8328353
1741: Logic The mother came on her little son 8326980
1742: Looking Over Lady (in box): 2327803
1743: Loquacity The two old Scotchmen played a round 4327422
1744: Lost First Sailor (searching vainly for his ship 2327584
1745: Lost And Found I ain't losing any faith in human nature, 1327699
1746: Lost And Found What were you in for? 4327201
1747: Lost And Found Party that lost purse containing twenty dollars 1327776
1748: Lost And Found A lawyer having offices in a large office 4327890
1749: Lost And Found CHINAMAN - "You tellee me where railroad depot?" 3327819
1750: Love The philosopher calmly defined the exact 2330120
1751: Love Love is an insane desire on the part 1327241
1752: Love MR. SLIMPURSE - "But why do you insist 2327260
1753: Love MAUDE - "Jack is telling around 3327637
1754: Love RICH MAN - "Would you love my daughter 3328383
1755: Love Tis better to have lived and loved 2327385
1756: Love May we have those in our 1327044
1757: Love Here's to love, 1327686
1758: Love Here's to those that I love; 4327238
1759: Love It is best to love wisely, 1327089
1760: Love Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, 4327133
1761: Love O, love, love, love! 4327362
1762: Love Let the man who does 1327519
1763: Love The philosopher calmly defined the 2327098
1764: Love She: Jack is in love with you. 4327330
1765: Love And would you love me 4327270
1766: Love at first sight It was a case of love 3327673
1767: Love Me, Love Me Not The little girl came in tears to her mother. 4327079
1768: Loyalty Jenkins, a newly wedded suburbanite, 4327662
1769: Loyalty BOY - "Come quick, there's a man 3327920
1770: Luck Some people are so fond 1327052
1771: Luck O, once in each man's life, at least, 8327526
1772: Luck Tommy," said his brother, 2327325
1773: Luck A negro who was having one misfortune 1327464
1774: Luck The pessimist quoted from his own experience 2327235
1775: Luck How did you find your steak? 2327122
1776: Luck The new reporter wrote his concluding paragraph 2327151
1777: Luck The editor of the country paper went 3327040
1778: Lunacy The lunatic peered over the asylum wall, 7327366
1779: Luxury The retired colonel, who had seen forty years 3326995
1780: Lying The juryman petitioned the court 3327287
1781: Lying The tender young mother detected 6327282
1782: Maiden Speech The unhappy man explained the cause of his wretchedness: 3327855
1783: Maidens I wish I could know how many men 2327460
1784: Maine The Governor of Maine was at the school 5327731
1785: Making Good What's become ob dat little chameleon 2327436
1786: Making Sure Papa, the Earl wants me to send him 3327761
1787: Malaria The physician had taken his patient's 3327663
1788: Man Loses Memory; Shows Up At Emergency Room A frantic businessman rushed into the emergency room, threw his attaché case on the reception desk, and exclaimed, "Nurse, I need help!" 50327524
1789: Managers Boss: What do you mean by such language? 3327888
1790: Managing The Managers This conversation was overheard 3327600
1791: Manners It is told of Prince Herbert Bismarck 2327650
1792: Manners The tenderfoot in the Western town 4327642
1793: Manners After treading rather heavily on her foot, 2327851
1794: Marks(Wo)Manship An Irishman who, with his wife, 3327890
1795: Marks(Wo)Manship Mary had a little lamb, 4327757
1796: Marksmanship During the Saturday night revels 6327688
1797: Marriage MRS. QUACKENNESS - "Am yo' daughtar happily mar'd, 2327489
1798: Marriage Where am I?" the invalid exclaimed, 2327678
1799: Marriage Archbishop Ryan was visiting a small parish 4327715
1800: Marriage Was Helen's marriage a success? 2327967
1801: Marriage JENNIE - "What makes George such a pessimist?" 2328137
1802: Marriage Matrimony is the 1328146
1803: Marriage One day Mary, the charwoman, 7327612
1804: Marriage A wife placed upon her husband's tombstone: 1327934
1805: Marriage I can take a hundred words a minute, 2327703
1806: Marriage A man and his wife were airing their 7328078
1807: Marriage HIS BETTER HALF - "I think it's time 3327382
1808: Marriage O'Flanagan came home one night with 3327998
1809: Marriage What a strangely interesting face 2327719
1810: Marriage The not especially sweet-tempered 3327854
1811: Marriage A young lady entered a book store 2327762
1812: Marriage Smith and Jones were discussing the question 5327467
1813: Marriage A poor lady the other day hastened 3327418
1814: Marriage The stranger advanced toward the door. 3327557
1815: Marriage TIM - "Sarer Smith (you know 'er 4327730
1816: Marriage The cooing stops with the honeymoon, 1327663
1817: Marriage Well, old man, how did you get along after 3327902
1818: Marriage STRANGER - "What's the fight about?" 2327548
1819: Marriage A colored man had been arrested 3327792
1820: Marriage We admire the strict impartiality 1328001
1821: Marriage How many children have you? 3327895
1822: Marriage SHE - "How did they ever come to marry?" 2327989
1823: Marriage Nat Goodwin and a friend were walking 5327608
1824: Marriage Are you quite sure that was a marriage 3327887
1825: Marriage Is not marriage an open question, 1327581
1826: Marriage HOUSEHOLDER - "Here, drop that coat and clear out!" 2327352
1827: Marriage The reason why so few marriages 1327479
1828: Marriage Love is blind 1327536
1829: Marriage The mild little husband was appealing 4327734
1830: Marriage An African newspaper recently carried 5327657
1831: Marriage The solemn ceremony of marriage 2327543
1832: Marriage The mistress was annoyed by the repeated 4327151
1833: Marriage Deacon Gibbs explained why he had 2327679
1834: Marriage The wife suggested to her husband 3326980
1835: Marriage The very youthful son of a henpecked 2327050
1836: Marriage The woman was six feet tall and broad 7326933
1837: Marriage A lady received a visit from a former 4327187
1838: Marriage The negro, after obtaining a marriage license, 4327269
1839: Marriage The New England widower was speaking 2327196
1840: Marriage There were elaborate preparations 11326999
1841: Marriage Would you marry a man to reform him? 4327338
1842: Marriage Fees A poor couple who went to the priest 9327585
1843: Marriage Fees MANDY - "What foh yo' been goin'to de 2327415
1844: Marriage Fees The knot was tied; the pair were wed, 12326972
1845: Maths Homework A little boy was doing his maths homework. 11331683
1846: Measuring Instruments Golly, but I's tired! 3327615
1847: Medical Inspection Of Schools PASSER-BY - "What's the fuss in the schoolyard, boy?" 2327594
1848: Medicine The farmer's mule had just balked 4326901
1849: Medicine I hope you are following my instructions 2327321
1850: Medicine Rarely has a double meaning turned 1327622
1851: Medicine I firmly believe that if the whole 1327351
1852: Medicine A man's own observation, 327884
1853: Meekness One evening just before dinner a wife, 5326998
1854: Memorials Two negroes were talking about a recent 2327276
1855: Memorials That's rather a handsome mantelpiece 4327489
1856: Memory Uncle Mose," said a drummer, 2327816
1857: Memory A noted college president, 7327569
1858: Memory Tommy," said his mother reprovingly, 6327002
1859: Memory When time who steals our years away 4327800
1860: Memory The heart hath its own memory, like the mind, 4327363
1861: Men Here's to the men! God bless them! 4327046
1862: Men May all single men be married, 2327550
1863: Men What is your ideal man? 2327603
1864: Men I have thought some of Nature's 1327649
1865: Men Men are four: 9327092
1866: Merit Mrs. Rafferty stopped to address Mrs. Flannagan, 4327442
1867: Messages Have you the rent ready? 4327869
1868: Messages One of the passengers on a wreck 1327433
1869: Metaphor It was a Washington woman, 2327216
1870: Metaphor A water consumer in Los Angeles, 4327641
1871: Mice What's the matter with Briggs? 2327248
1872: Middle Classes WILLIE - "Paw, what is the middle class?" 2327153
1873: Might Have Been Worse The maiden of, er--forty or so, was much upset. 6328524
1874: Might Have Been Worse The maiden of, er--forty or so, was much upset. 6326840
1875: Military Discipline Murphy was a new recruit in the cavalry. 9327055
1876: Military Discipline How dare you come on parade, 3326891
1877: Military Discipline Mistake, error, 1327140
1878: Military Discipline The raw recruit was on sentry duty. 4326976
1879: Millionaire MILLIONAIRE (to a beggar) 2327443
1880: Millionaire Now that you have made $50,000,000, 2328280
1881: Millionaire When I was a young man, 2327208
1882: Millionaire No good man 1327816
1883: Millionaire And all to leave what with his toil he won, 2327290
1884: Minorities Stepping out between the acts at the first 5326778
1885: Miscellany It is related concerning a sofa, 2327091
1886: Misers There was an old man of Nantucket 5327244
1887: Misers A mere madness, 1327673
1888: Misled The Client: "I bought and paid 3326993
1889: Mismated A Texas lad, lacking a team of horses 2327243
1890: Missionaries SHE - "Poor cousin Jack! 2327704
1891: Missionaries At a meeting of the Women's Foreign Missionary Society 2327237
1892: Missions What in the world are you up to, Hilda? 2330855
1893: Mistake Magna Charta said that 1328018
1894: Mistake Panama is a town 1328543
1895: Mistake The three highest mountains 327669
1896: Mistake Wolsey saved his life 327997
1897: Mistake Those melodious bursts 1327904
1898: Mistake Queen Elizabeth rode 1328056
1899: Mistake When England was placed 1327811
1900: Mistake The gods of the Indians 1327344
1901: Mistake Every one needs a holiday 1328337
1902: Mistake The Seven Great Powers of Europe 1327460
1903: Mistake Liberty of conscience means 1328269
1904: Mistake Skeleton is what you 327401
1905: Mistake A night watchman is 1327946
1906: Mistaken Identity There was a young fellow named Paul, 5327068
1907: Mistaken Identity A Scottish woman, 4327336
1908: Mistaken Identity The late James McNeil Whistler 4327182
1909: Mistaken Identity The steamer was on the point of leaving, 10327063
1910: Mistaken Identity Much to the curious little girl's disgust, 2327295
1911: Mistaken Identity The raw Irishman was told by the farmer 2326986
1912: Mistaken Identity The meek-looking gentleman arose hastily 5327170
1913: Mistaken Identity The little man was perfectly harmless, 4327166
1914: Mistaken Identity The traveling salesman instructed 3327210
1915: Mistaken Identity The assistant minister announced 3327192
1916: Mistaken Identity The child went with her mother on a visit 4327003
1917: Mistaken Identity The new clergyman was coming to call, 4326977
1918: Mistaken Identity The editor of a country newspaper betook 1327074
1919: Mistress You say you doted on your last mistress? 4327883
1920: Misunderstood Mistress: "Don't call them jugs, 2327100
1921: Mixed Metaphors A babu, or native clerk, 2327550
1922: Modesty A British journalist, in an article 2329391
1923: Mollycoddles Tommy, why don't you play with Frank any more? 2327258
1924: Money In some of the college settlements 4327082
1925: Money Talks The disreputable-looking panhandler picked 4327225
1926: Money Value A well-known millionaire entertained 2327395
1927: Monogamy The wives of the savage chief questioned 5327281
1928: Monotony The son of the house addressed his mother wistfully. 5328066
1929: Moral Education Two little boys, four and five years old respectively, 2327201
1930: Morality The more-or-less-religious woman 2327101
1931: More Desperate Still She: "Oh! there's no use 2327503
1932: More Opportunity The Wife: "Really, my dear, 2328154
1933: More Opportunity Jacky, dear, 2327666
1934: More Opportunity The Ant: "Well, we've struck!" 3327542
1935: More Opportunity Effie: "George and I have been down 3327922
1936: Mosquitoes Senator Gore, of Oklahoma, while addressing 5327757
1937: Mosquitoes The visitor from another state talked 327162
1938: Mosquitoes A visitor in the South complained bitterly 2327465
1939: Mothers While reconnoitering in Westmoreland County, 12327326
1940: Mothers The wagons of "the greatest show on earth" 4327006
1941: Mothers A little girl, being punished by her mother flew, 3327358
1942: Mothers One morning a little girl hung about the kitchen 2327120
1943: Mothers The public-spirited lady met the little boy 11327046
1944: Mothers Here's to the happiest hours of my life 3327017
1945: Mothers Happy he 5327394
1946: Mothers Women know 8327299
1947: Mothers-In-Law Justice David J. Brewer was asked not long ago by a man. 4327508
1948: Mothers-In-Law SHE - "And so you are going to 2327542
1949: Mothers-In-Law WAITER - "Have another glass, sir?" 3327743
1950: Mothers-In-Law A blackmailer wrote the following 2330142
1951: Mothers-In-Law An undertaker telegraphed to a man 1327337
1952: Motorcycles The automobile was a thing unheard of to a mountaineer 2327083
1953: Motto 12326794
1954: Mountains Some real-estate dealers in British Columbia 1327270
1955: Movie Star And about the salary? 4327364
1956: Moving Pictures Your soldiers look fat and happy. 1327825
1957: Muck-Raking The way of the transgressor 1327416
1958: Mules Gen. O.O. Howard, as is well known, 5327573
1959: Municipal Government What's the trouble in Plunkville? 4326942
1960: Museums It had been anything but an easy afternoon 3327108
1961: Museums Two Marylanders, who were visiting the National Museum 4326947
1962: Music The musical young woman who dropped her peekaboo 327354
1963: Music A thief broke into a Madison avenue mansion 8327693
1964: Music A lady told Swinburne that she would render 1327438
1965: Music The accomplished and obliging pianist 1327422
1966: Music Dinner was a little late. 4327691
1967: Music Music is the 1327398
1968: Music I even think that, sentimentally, 1327538
1969: Music There's music in the sighing of a reed; 4327279
1970: Music Artemas Ward said: 2327415
1971: Music The optimistic pessimist explained 2327182
1972: Music The young man, who was interested in natural history, 4327433
1973: Music The boy violinist, played at a private musical, 2327184
1974: Music The apoplectic and grumpy old gentleman 5328127
1975: Musicians FATHER - "Well, sonny, did you take your dog 4327729
1976: Musicians The "celebrated pianiste," Miss Sharpe, 3327880
1977: Musicians Tis God gives skill 4327015
1978: Native Born He hit me on de koko, yer honour. 5327593
1979: Natives FRIEND (admiring the prodigy) 2327732
1980: Natural Deduction The man that argues with a woman is a fool, 4327502
1981: Nature Lovers Would you mind tooting your factory 3327818
1982: Navigation The fog was dense and the boat had 4327789
1983: Neatness The neatness of the New England housekeeper 5327812
1984: Neatness The Japanese are remarkably tidy in the matter 4327552
1985: Needs What this country needs is more production. 2327623
1986: Negroes A colored girl asked the drug clerk 8327625
1987: Negroes In certain parts of the West Indies 6327524
1988: Negroes Dinah, crying bitterly, 3327986
1989: Negroes Liza, what fo' yo' buy dat 2327495
1990: Negroes Johnny," said the mother as she vigorously 2328136
1991: Negroes The day before she was to be married 327579
1992: Negroes A southern colonel had a colored valet 7327684
1993: Negroes A negro went into a hardware shop 1328126
1994: Negroes Before a house where a colored man had died, 2327678
1995: Neighbors THE MAN AT THE DOOR - "Madame, 3327483
1996: Neighbors It was a late hour when the hostess 3327467
1997: Nerves The older sister rebuked the younger 2327705
1998: Never Miss One Elder sister: "Oh, you fancy yourself very wise, 2327638
1999: New Baby A little boy, the youngest member 1327906
2000: New Jersey You must have had a terrible experience 2328193
2001: New Suits Two darky boys in a Southern city met on the street 6327422
2002: New York City At a convention of Methodist Bishops 7327832
2003: New York City A traveler in Tennessee came across an aged 9328002
2004: Newlywed Mrs. Newlywed (on her first day's shopping): 1327953
2005: News Soon after the installation of the telegraph 1327843
2006: News Our whole neighborhood has been stirred up, 3327378
2007: News There is nothing new 1327424
2008: Newspapers A kind old gentleman seeing a small boy 2327579
2009: Newspapers VOX POPULI - "Do you think you've boosted 2327989
2010: Newspapers COLONEL HIGHFLYER - "What are your rates per column?" 2327522
2011: Newspapers EDITOR - "You wish a position as a proofreader?" 4327711
2012: Newspapers A prominent Montana newspaper man was making 4327827
2013: Newspapers Did you write this report on my lecture, 3327876
2014: Newspapers We clip the following for the benefit 2327734
2015: Newspapers Binks has sued us for libel, 3327500
2016: Newspapers Booth Tarkington says that in no state 10327960
2017: Newspapers You are the greatest inventor in the world, 2327930
2018: Newspapers Not long ago a city editor in Ottumwa, 3327839
2019: Newspapers Enraged over something the local newspaper 4327672
2020: Newspapers Four hostile newspapers 1327911
2021: Newspapers Newspapers always excite curiosity. 1327611
2022: Nice She had only been married a month, 4327775
2023: Nicotine Nicotine is so deadly 1328311
2024: Nightmare And you say you have the same nightmare every night, 6327795
2025: No Dissension Mrs. Storme: "How is your Debating 2327426
2026: No Dissension Why are they not speaking? 4327629
2027: No Doubt Lend me ten, Tom. 8328000
2028: No Effect You tell me," said the judge, 2327651
2029: No Kick Coming Merchant: Look here, 2327137
2030: No Nonsense About It The new vicar was paying a visit 5327055
2031: Nomenclature The young son of a mountaineer family 2327054
2032: Nomenclature When his daughter returned from the girls 5327129
2033: Nomenclature On an occasion when a distinguished critic 2327826
2034: Nomenclature During the scarcity of labor, 5327550
2035: Nomenclature The lady who had some culture, 2327054
2036: Nomenclature One of the two girls in the subway 3327552
2037: Nomenclature A story is told of an office-seeker 10327318
2038: Nomenclature The aged caretaker of the Episcopal 2327489
2039: None At All Sandy had gone to the station 5327202
2040: Not A Father A Protestant Episcopal clergyman 3327325
2041: Not In The Business I'm not quite sure about your 2327352
2042: Not Needed O'Grady: "And why do you want 2327530
2043: Not Restricted That gentleman who is being introduced 2327647
2044: Not Restricted John: "Yew wait here, 2327771
2045: Not Restricted The Wife: "Oh, you needn't sneer! 2327375
2046: Not Restricted The Escort: Who's that fellow 3326827
2047: Not Restricted Voice (far off): 2327561
2048: Not Strong Enough Muriel, aged four, was taken by her governess 6327088
2049: Not the Birds and the Bees. A little boy goes to his father and asks: 8331748
2050: Not Unique He: "Crowded, were you? 2327584
2051: Not Up-To-Date Penelope: "What made George 2327720
2052: Not Up-To-Date Some wise person once said 3327038
2053: Not What She Meant She: "I am sorry to hear 2327077
2054: Not What She Meant He: "By the bye, talking of old times, 2327436
2055: Not What She Meant Jones (who is of an inquiring mind): 2327660
2056: Not What She Meant Mrs. Montague Smart (suddenly, to bashful youth, 1327231
2057: Not What She Meant Mamma: "It's very late, 2327438
2058: Not What She Meant Guest: "Well, good-bye, 2327853
2059: Not What She Meant She: "No! I can't give you another dance. 2327066
2060: Not What She Meant I warn you, Sir! The discourtesy 1327082
2061: Not What She Meant Wife (at upper window): 3327221
2062: Not What She Meant Motor-Launch Officer 3326961
2063: Not What She Meant Mother: "Did you remember to pray 2327178
2064: Not Worth Much The tourist from the East had stopped 2327005
2065: Nothing New To Him The motor car was driven by a determined young woman, 4327154
2066: Nothing New To Him Lady (to pedlar): 2327474
2067: Nothing New To Him There is a lot to be said for 1327215
2068: Nothing New To Him Mother: It is rude to whisper, Humphrey. 2327000
2069: Nothing New To Him She (pouting): 2326942
2070: Nothing To Fear Irate Golfer: "You must take your children 2326921
2071: Nothing To Smile At A Londoner was telling funny stories 3327835
2072: Obituaries If you have frequent fainting spells, 1327795
2073: Observation In his daily half hour confidential 7327530
2074: Obstinacy The old mountaineer and his wife arrived 7327460
2075: Occupations Mrs. Hennessey, who was a late arrival 5327813
2076: Occupations All business men are apt to use the technical 1327585
2077: Occupations Professor," said Miss Skylight, 4327457
2078: Occupations A woman, when asked her husband's occupation, 2327617
2079: Occupations A good turkey dinner and mince pie, 3327956
2080: Occupations JONES - "How'd this happen? 2327716
2081: Occupations The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. 1327635
2082: Ocean A resident of Nahant tells this one 3327305
2083: Ocean Love the sea? 1327494
2084: Ocean I never was on the dull, 2327722
2085: Off There was a distinct air 2327486
2086: Off Like A Shot It was a case of attempted murder, 7327572
2087: Office Boy You discharged your office boy? 4327584
2088: Office Boys Have you had any experience as an office-boy? 2327881
2089: Office-Seekers A gentleman, not at all wealthy, 10328011
2090: Office-Seekers On a trip to Washington, 6327717
2091: Old Enough To Know That Are all flowers popular? 4327786
2092: Omen The great pugilist was superstitious 2328066
2093: Once Too Often Yes, dear, I'm going out to-night. 2327944
2094: Once Too Often Phwat's the matter wid yez, 2327907
2095: Onions Can the Burbanks of the glorious West 4327648
2096: Onions SHE - "They say that an apple 2328646
2097: Only Their Way First Lady (effusively): 2327575
2098: Opening Father's Eyes Papa," said Little Horatio, 4327704
2099: Opera Which do you consider the most 4327680
2100: Opportunity Many a man creates 1327722
2101: Opportunity Who seeks, and will not take 2327862
2102: Opportunity In life's small things be resolute 4327720
2103: Optical Illusion The sergeant rebuked the private angrily: 5327542
2104: Optician A Northern man in an optician's shop 1327983
2105: Optimism Optimism is 1327479
2106: Optimism An optimist is a man 1327664
2107: Optimism An optimist is the fellow 1327590
2108: Optimism An optimist is a woman 1330793
2109: Optimism A political optimist is a fellow 1327907
2110: Optimism Mayor William S. Jordan, 6327696
2111: Optimism A Scotsman who has a keen appreciation 6327822
2112: Optimism A German shoemaker left the gas 5327611
2113: Optimism My own hope is, a sun will pierce 6328731
2114: Optimism The day laborer was of a cheerful 4327711
2115: Optimism The optimist fell from the top story 2327583
2116: Orators It is narrated that Colonel Breckenridge, 5327892
2117: Orators When Demosthenes was asked what 1327478
2118: Orientation John B. Gough was fond of telling 12327849
2119: Our Modern Infant Genial Uncle: "Well, old chap, 2327709
2120: Our Modern Infant Little Girl (to Bride at wedding reception): 3327455
2121: Outdoor Life One day, in the spring of '74, Cap Smith's 5327399
2122: Outworn Tiny Clara heard her mother say 2327059
2123: Overtime Once, in a rush season, 1327178
2124: Paintings She had engaged a maid recently from the country, 2327589
2125: Paintings A picture is 1327941
2126: Palmistry Do you know anything about palmistry 4327597
2127: Panics One night at a theatre some scenery took fire, 5327898
2128: Paradox The amiable old lady was overheard talking 2327652
2129: Paradox Two friends from Ireland on a tour occupied 4327606
2130: Parents William, aged five, had been reprimanded 3327456
2131: Parents What does your mother say 2327836
2132: Parents A little lad was desperately ill, 3327673
2133: Parents Mrs. White was undoubtedly the disciplinarian 5327545
2134: Parents Robert has lately acquired a stepmother. 3327797
2135: Parents Well, Bobby, what do you want 2327746
2136: Parents Little Eleanor's mother was an American, 2327669
2137: Parents The lawyer was sitting at his desk absorbed 5327418
2138: Parrots Pat had but a limited knowledge 1327717
2139: Partnership A West Virginia darky, a blacksmith, 1327841
2140: Passwords I want to change my password, 5327632
2141: Passwords Senator Tillman not long ago piloted a plain 8327884
2142: Pastoral Burdette quotes as follows a year's statistics 2327714
2143: Patience Your husband seems to be very impatient lately. 4328186
2144: Patriotism General Gordon, the Confederate commander, 2328076
2145: Patriotism A snobbish young Englishman visiting Washington's home 3328004
2146: Patriotism Speaking of the policy of the Government 4327658
2147: Patriotism A number of Confederate prisoners, 8327585
2148: Patriotism Historical controversies are creeping into the schools. 5327623
2149: Patriotism Our country! When right to be kept right; 1327730
2150: Patriotism Our country! In her intercourse with foreign 1327778
2151: Patriotism There are no points of the compass 1327671
2152: Patriotism Patriotic exercises and flag worship 1327668
2153: Patriotism The Scotchman returned to his native town, 2327573
2154: Patriotism There is no doubting the strong patriotism 8327530
2155: Patriotism The troops had been marching through 2327596
2156: Peace The mourning widow caused a tender 2327723
2157: Peacemaker The father was telling at the table 4327436
2158: Pension The usual details in administration 4328019
2159: Pensions WILLIS - "I wonder if there will ever be universal peace." 2327751
2160: Pensions Why was it you never married again, 2328093
2161: Pensions If England had a system of pensions like ours, 1327682
2162: Perfect Agreement Mother: "Hush! You two children 2327577
2163: Perhaps! You are a little goose! 2327573
2164: Personal Names Israel Zangwill, the well-known writer, 2327499
2165: Personal Names FRIEND-"So your great Russian actor 2327749
2166: Personal Names A somewhat unpatriotic little son of Italy, 5327793
2167: Personal Names A shy young man once said to a young lady: 2327427
2168: Personal Names An American travelling in Europe engaged a courier. 7327566
2169: Personal Names The story is told of Helen Hunt, 4327726
2170: Personal Names A street-car "masher" tried in every way to attract 5327549
2171: Personal Names The comedian came on with affected diffidence. 5327602
2172: Personal Names But Eliza," said the mistress, 2327873
2173: Personal Names The mother of the girl baby, 2327690
2174: Personal Names There was a great swell in Japan, 5327357
2175: Personal Names He was a young lawyer who had just 4327547
2176: Personal Names Who hath not own'd, 2327567
2177: Pessimism A pessimist is a man 1327473
2178: Pessimism How happy are the Pessimists! 4327225
2179: Pessimism A pessimist is one who 1327516
2180: Pessimism I had a mighty queer surprise 2327665
2181: Pessimism To tell men that they cannot 1327169
2182: Pessimism With earth's first clay they did the last man knead, 8326890
2183: Pessimism The energetic New England woman 2327394
2184: Pessimism The old man shook his head dolefully 2330890
2185: Pessimism The visitor remarked affably to the man of the house: 3327352
2186: Philadelphia A Staten Island man, 4327462
2187: Philadelphia Among the guests at an informal dinner 3327406
2188: Philanthropists Little grains of short weight, 4327603
2189: Philanthropy I hear that Mrs. Brewster hasn't paid her 3327884
2190: Philosophy Philosophy is finding out how many things 1327639
2191: Phonetics Little Willie questioned his grandmother 6327978
2192: Physicians And Surgeons The eight-year-old son of a Baltimore physician, 4327106
2193: Physicians And Surgeons The doctor stood by the bedside, 5326967
2194: Physicians And Surgeons Doctor, I want you to look after my office 2327616
2195: Physicians And Surgeons An old darky once lay seriously ill 2327418
2196: Physicians And Surgeons There had been an epidemic of colds in the town, 2327368
2197: Physicians And Surgeons FIRST DOCTOR - "I operated on him for appendicitis. 2328180
2198: Physicians And Surgeons FUSSY LADY PATIENT - "I was suffering so much, 2326914
2199: Physicians And Surgeons MEDICAL STUDENT - "What did you operate on that man for?" 4327239
2200: Physicians And Surgeons The three degrees in medical treatment 1327268
2201: Physicians And Surgeons What caused the coolness between you 4327603
2202: Physicians And Surgeons A tourist while traveling in the north 2327581
2203: Physicians And Surgeons When the physician gives you medicine 1327115
2204: Physicians And Surgeons Physicians, of all men, 1327831
2205: Physicians And Surgeons This is the way that physicians mend or end us, 4326940
2206: Physiology The teacher explained to her young pupils 2327167
2207: Picture show The lady was waiting to buy a ticket 3326894
2208: Pins Oh, dear!" sighed the wife 2327437
2209: Pittsburg How about that airship? 4327023
2210: Pittsburg SKYBOUGH - "Why have you put that vacuum cleaner 2327143
2211: Pittsburg A man just back from South America 7327522
2212: Plain Speaking The new maid was talkative, 3327131
2213: Play The mother heard a great commotion, 2327170
2214: Played Them Both Up A small boy was playing with an iron hoop 8329329
2215: Played Them Both Up A small boy was playing with an iron 8327181
2216: Playing Possum No, suh," the ancient negro asserted, 1327732
2217: Pleasure BILLY - "Huh! I bet you didn't have a good 3327435
2218: Pleasure Winnie had been very naughty, 2327013
2219: Pleasure In Concord, New Hampshire, 2327076
2220: Pleasure Here's to beauty, 1327298
2221: Pleasure A dinner, coffee and cigars, 4327533
2222: Pleasure The roses of pleasure seldom last 1326869
2223: Plumber The plumber at many dollars a day could afford 4327299
2224: Plumber The long-suffering professor smothered 7327118
2225: Poetry Poetry is a gift we are told, 1327586
2226: Poetry The evil effects of decadent verse 1327079
2227: Poets EDITOR - "Have you submitted this poem anywhere else?" 3327411
2228: Poets Why is it," asked the persistent poetess, 5327398
2229: Poets Sir Lewis Morris was complaining 1327051
2230: Poets God's prophets of the Beautiful, 2327856
2231: Poets We call those poets who are first to mark 4327832
2232: Point Of View A couple from Boston spent a winter in Augusta, 3327281
2233: Point Of View The kindly old lady chanced to be present 4327116
2234: Poker Tommy Atkins and a doughboy sat in a poker 4326974
2235: Poker Daughter," said the old man, sternly, 3327840
2236: Police A man who was "wanted" in Russia 1327499
2237: Police I had a message from the Black Hand, 6327599
2238: Politeness The little girl in the car was a pest. 4327177
2239: Politeness Johnny, who was to be the guest at a neighbor's 5327748
2240: Politeness On Johnnie's return from the birthday party, 3327602
2241: Politeness The teacher used as an illustration of bad grammar, 4326983
2242: Politeness The man sitting in the street car addressed 5326927
2243: Political Parties ZOO SUPERINTENDENT - "What was all the rumpus 4327577
2244: Politicians Politicians always 1327973
2245: Politicians The man who goes into politics 1327100
2246: Politicians A political orator, evidently better 1327560
2247: Politicians POLITICIAN - "Congratulate me, my dear, 3327611
2248: Politicians What makes you think the baby 2327180
2249: Politicians The mere proposal to set the politician 1327459
2250: Politicians At a political meeting the speakers 2327418
2251: Politicians A political speaker, while making a speech, 2327432
2252: Politicians The Rev. Dr. Biddell tells a lively story 3327291
2253: Politicians Senator Mark Hanna was walking through 7327553
2254: Politicians FATHER: "My son will make a brilliant politician one day" 3327577
2255: Politics Politics consists of 1327637
2256: Politics If I were asked to define politics 1327053
2257: Politics LITTLE CLARENCE (who has an inquiring mind) 2327751
2258: Politics Many a man," remarked the milk toast philosopher, 6327399
2259: Politics Little Millie's father and grandfather 2327754
2260: Politics The shortest after-dinner speech 2327495
2261: Politics Politics is but the common 1327699
2262: Politics The little boy interrupted his father's reading 4327107
2263: Poor Tramp: "Would you please 1327219
2264: Popular Opinion First Burglar: "Say, Bill, 2327458
2265: Population Someone asked a darky from Richmond 2327210
2266: Postal It is human nature to take an interest 2327096
2267: Poverty Poverty is no disgrace, 1327495
2268: Poverty A traveler passing through the Broad 3327924
2269: Poverty One day an inspector of a New York 3330890
2270: Poverty There is no man so poor 1327326
2271: Poverty May poverty be always 1327683
2272: Poverty Not he who has little, 1327759
2273: Praise WIFE (complainingly) 2327798
2274: Praise What sort of a man is he? 2326993
2275: Praise One negro workman was overheard talking to another: 2327384
2276: Prayer The Dutchman still retained a strong accent, 2327329
2277: Prayer A Scotch missionary in the Far East 2327555
2278: Prayer Charles had attained the age of five 2327905
2279: Prayer At the request of his wife, 4327491
2280: Prayer The newspaper report of the special Sunday 2327347
2281: Prayer The New York Sun published the following: 5327238
2282: Prayer A little boy was asked if he prayed 2327555
2283: Prayer A prayer showing a ghastly confusion 2327687
2284: Prayer As the boat was sinking, 6327233
2285: Prayer Meetings A foreigner who attended a prayer 1327374
2286: Prayers During the winter the village preacher 2328501
2287: Prayers A little girl in Washington 1327224
2288: Prayers TEACHER - "Now, Tommy, 2327567
2289: Prayers A well-known revivalist whose work 5327539
2290: Prayers A little girl attending an Episcopal 2327373
2291: Prayers The new minister in a Georgia church 3327634
2292: Prayers Hilma was always glad to say her prayers, 2327346
2293: Prayers Willie's mother had told him that 5327140
2294: Prayers Little Polly, coming in from her walk one morning, 2327780
2295: Prayers Prayer is the 1327251
2296: Prayers Pray to be perfect, though material leaven 4327203
2297: Preacher A colored deacon who was the leader 2327380
2298: Preaching The services in the chapel 3327189
2299: Preaching One Sunday morning a certain young pastor 11327649
2300: Preaching The late Bishop Foss once visited 2327164
2301: Preaching Yes, sir," said the irate man, 1327802
2302: Preaching A noted eastern Judge when visiting 2327779
2303: Preaching The preacher's evening discourse 2327172
2304: Preaching The new minister's first sermon 1327027
2305: Preaching A young preacher, who was staying 3327238
2306: Preaching A distinguished theologian 2327713
2307: Preaching A clergyman was once sent for in the middle 5327551
2308: Preaching I never see my rector's eyes; 4327769
2309: Preaching A stranger entered the church 4327501
2310: Preaching Once upon a time there was an Indian 7327573
2311: Precaution When the colored couple were being 2327071
2312: Precaution The lawyer for the defense, 4327172
2313: Precociousness A stranger rang the door-bell. 4327305
2314: Precocity The playwright rushed up to the critic at the club. 3327112
2315: Prematureness Ikey saw his friend Jakey 4327028
2316: Preparedness The small boy was directed to soak 2327115
2317: Preparedness The two scrub women met and chattered to this effect: 5326889
2318: Preparedness The father entered the room where Clara, 4327414
2319: Prescriptions After a month's work in intensely warm weather 4327397
2320: Presence Of Mind What did you do when you met 2327545
2321: Pride The little boy was greatly elated 2327154
2322: Pride Pride often has no better basis 6326984
2323: Printers The master of all trades: 1327271
2324: Prison Reform The society matron explained the necessity 2327283
2325: Prisons A man arrested for stealing chickens 1327384
2326: Prisons SHERIFF - "That fellow who just left 3327220
2327: Privilege The tenderfoot in the mining town 2327140
2328: Probably I want to buy you something 2327230
2329: Procrastination The Southern darky is usually willing enough, 4327284
2330: Prodigals Why did the father of the prodigal son 2327116
2331: Profanity THE RECTOR - "It's terrible for a man 2327554
2332: Profanity FIRST DEAF MUTE - "He wasn't so very angry, was he?" 2327455
2333: Profanity The little daughter of a clergyman 3327027
2334: Profanity Very frequently the winter highways 4327571
2335: Profanity A scrupulous priest of Kildare, 5327381
2336: Profanity Donald and Jeanie were putting down a carpet. 3327322
2337: Profanity It is not always necessary to make 1327277
2338: Profanity Little Bartholomew's mother overheard 3327819
2339: Profanity They were in Italy together. 6327110
2340: Profanity A school girl was required to write 2327402
2341: Profanity The ashman was raising a can of ashes 3327049
2342: Profanity A young man entered the jeweler's store 2327489
2343: Profanity For it comes to pass oft that 1327475
2344: Profanity The longshoreman was indulging in a fit of temper, 3327244
2345: Profanity The deacon carried a chain to the blacksmith 2327063
2346: Profiteers The wife of the profiteer discoursed 4327194
2347: Profiteers The advertisement offered for fifty cents 2327512
2348: Profiteers Are you sure this handbag is genuine crocodile skin? 4327463
2349: Profiteers Customer: "But if it costs twenty dollars 2327031
2350: Progress The cottager was crippled by rheumatism, 3327086
2351: Progress The kindly clergyman, newly come to the parish, 3327028
2352: Progress The physician advised his patient to eat 4327181
2353: Prohibition Talking about dry towns, 3327578
2354: Prohibition It was prohibition country. 7348637
2355: Prohibition The objector to prohibition spoke bitterly: 5327084
2356: Prohibition The wife complained to her husband 2327290
2357: Prolific The woman teacher in a New York School 8326894
2358: Promise I'd like to see the man 2327100
2359: Promoting Mr. Harcourt, the Secretary of State 1327047
2360: Promoting There are many tales about the caution 5327076
2361: Promotion Promotion cometh neither 1327146
2362: Promptness Are you first in anything at school, Earlie? 2327514
2363: Promptness The head of a large business house 1327016
2364: Promptness Are you waiting for me, dear? 2327342
2365: Pronunciation A tale is told of a Kansas minister, 2327381
2366: Pronunciation I'm at the head of my class, 3327153
2367: Pronunciation The parson's daughter spoke pleasantly, 7327189
2368: Proof Shopper:--"Are these eggs fresh?" 4327145
2369: Property The indignant householder held up 3327060
2370: Proportion A middle-aged colored woman in a Georgia village, 4328822
2371: Proposal He was a Scot, with the usual characteristics 3327491
2372: Proposals A love-smitten youth who was studying 2327617
2373: Proposals A gentleman who had been in Chicago 2327373
2374: Proposals There was a young man from the West, 5327267
2375: Proposals They were dining on fowl in a restaurant. 1327396
2376: Proposals Dear May," wrote the young man, 2327632
2377: Proposals The four Gerton girls were all good-looking; 7327053
2378: Proposals It was at Christmas, 4327175
2379: Proposals A Scotch beadle led the maiden 2327385
2380: Proposals IMPECUNIOUS LOVER - "Be mine, Amanda, 2327322
2381: Proposals The surest way to hit a woman's heart 1327167
2382: Propriety There was a young lady of Wilts, 5326935
2383: Prosperity May bad fortune follow you 2328110
2384: Protestant Episcopal Church One of our popular New England 4327389
2385: Protestant Episcopal Church An Episcopal clergyman who was passing 7327638
2386: Protestants A Protestant mission meeting 1327414
2387: Providence Why did papa have appendicitis 3327190
2388: Providence There's a certain minister whose duties sometimes 4327262
2389: Providence The babu explained with great politeness 2327380
2390: Provincialism Some time ago an English friend 4327255
2391: Provincialism A southerner, with the intense love 8327424
2392: Prudence Sandy MacTavish was a guest at a christening party 3327706
2393: Prudence The young man, who was notorious 3327308
2394: Public Service Corporations The attorney demanded to know 5327135
2395: Public Service Corporations Yes, he had some rare trouble with his eyes, 3327906
2396: Public Speakers ORATOR - "I thought your paper was friendly to me?" 4327169
2397: Public Speakers TRAVELING LECTURER FOR SOCIETY (to the remaining listener) 2327250
2398: Public Speakers Ex-senator Spooner of Wisconsin 3328582
2399: Public Speakers When I arose to speak, 3327073
2400: Public Speakers Uncle Joe" Cannon has a way of speaking 3327853
2401: Public Speakers A South African tribe has an effective 1327434
2402: Public Speakers A rather turgid orator, 7327292
2403: Public Speakers The self-made millionaire who had endowed 2327338
2404: Public Speakers Mark Twain once told this story: 2327409
2405: Punishment A parent who evidently disapproved 2327406
2406: Punishment No, sirree!" ejaculated Bunkerton. 2327873
2407: Punishment James the Second, when Duke of York, 1327743
2408: Punishment A white man during reconstruction times 6327953
2409: Punishment A lawyer was defending a man accused 4327626
2410: Punishment Muriel, a five-year-old subject of King George, 2327033
2411: Punishment During the reconstruction days of Virginia, 2327166
2412: Punishment What punishment did that defaulting 1327247
2413: Punishment An Indian in Washington County once 1327325
2414: Punishment TEACHER - "Willie, did your father cane 4327353
2415: Punishment Boohoo! Boohoo!" wailed little Johnny. 5327552
2416: Punishment The fact that corporal punishment 12327394
2417: Punishment A little fellow who was being subjected 2327337
2418: Punishment A little girl about three years old 4327586
2419: Punishment It is less to suffer 1327314
2420: Punishment If Jupiter hurled his thunderbolt 1327014
2421: Punishment The school teacher, after writing to the mother 2327315
2422: Punishment The little boy dashed wildly around the corner, 4327178
2423: Punishment The little lad sat on the curb howling lustily. 4327147
2424: Puns A father once said to his son, 5327287
2425: Puns What is your name?" demanded the judge 8327395
2426: Puns A member of the Lambs' Club had a reputation 4327604
2427: Puns The stallion that had been driven in from 4327617
2428: Puns When Mr. Choate was ambassador 6327049
2429: Pure Carelessness It was visiting day at the prison 3327131
2430: Pure Food Into a general store of a town in Arkansas 5327231
2431: Pure Food On a recent trip to Germany, 8327529
2432: Puzzle The humorist offered his latest 6327088
2433: Qualified The Leading Woman: "How does Garrette 2327440
2434: Quarrels But why did you leave your last place? 4327919
2435: Quarrels I hear ye had words with Casey. 4327561
2436: Quarrels There had been a wordy falling-out between 1327504
2437: Quarrels A quarrel is quickly 1327951
2438: Quarrelsome The applicant for the position of cook 4327745
2439: Questions The more questions a woman 1327752
2440: Questions It was a very hot day and the fat drummer 3327594
2441: Questions A party of young men were camping, 6327741
2442: Questions A browbeating lawyer was demanding 4329485
2443: Questions Officers have a right to ask questions 10328175
2444: Questions The sages say, Dame Truth delights to dwell 4327820
2445: Questions It was a rule of the club that anyone asking 3327611
2446: Quotations Stanley Jordan, the well-known Episcopal minister, 2327903
2447: Race Prejudices A negro preacher in a southern town 5327727
2448: Race Pride Sam Jones, the evangelist, 1327788
2449: Race Pride An Irishman and a Jew were discussing 9327778
2450: Race Suicide Prisoner, why did you assault this landlord? 4327530
2451: Races In answer to the question, 1331088
2452: Races Now, Thomas," said the foreman 4328161
2453: Railroad A railroad was opened through a remote region, 4327698
2454: Railroads Talk 'bout railroads bein' a blessin', 1327941
2455: Railroads On one of the southern railroads there 4328169
2456: Railroads I read of the terrible vengeance inflicted 5327697
2457: Railroads The reporter who had accompanied the special train 4327931
2458: Railroads The Hon. John Sharp Williams had an engagement 3327683
2459: Railroads We were bounding along, 4327640
2460: Railroads Three men were talking in rather a large way 3327550
2461: Railroads Say, young man, 3327866
2462: Railroads An express on the Long Island Railroad 5328031
2463: Railroads The president of one great southern railway 7327499
2464: Railroads It was on a little branch railway 3328267
2465: Rapid Transit One cold, wintry morning a man of tall 3327669
2466: Ready And Willing Magistrate: "Can't this case 2327843
2467: Ready And Willing An old darky visited a doctor 1327763
2468: Ready And Willing An airman had been taking up passengers 1327700
2469: Ready And Willing Chloe: I sho' mighter knowed 3327667
2470: Ready And Willing The professor was deeply 1327611
2471: Ready To Join Minister: Would you care to join 2327561
2472: Real Estate Agents Little Nelly told little Anita what she termed a "little fib." 5327562
2473: Realised Lawyer: "When I was a boy my highest 2327991
2474: Realism The storekeeper at Yount, Idaho, 13327834
2475: Realism MOTHER - "Tommy, if you're pretending 2327665
2476: Realism Children," said the teacher, 2327688
2477: Realism A great deal of fun has been poked 1327985
2478: Reality A man, who is the father 4327627
2479: Reassuring She: "Oh! Jack! Are you perfectly 2327639
2480: Recall SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER - "Johnny, 2327936
2481: Recall Senator, why don't you unpack your trunk? 2327850
2482: Recently married A popular Oklahoma City salesman 4327705
2483: Recipe for a baby: Clean and dress a wriggle, add a pint of nearly milk, 4328040
2484: Recipe for a milliner: To a presence that's much more than queenly, 4327434
2485: Recipe for a multi-millionaire: Take a boy with bare feet as a starter 4327726
2486: Recipe for a parson: To a cupful of negative goodness 4327829
2487: Recipe for a policeman: To a quart of boiling temper 4327739
2488: Recipe for a suffragette: To the power that already lies in her hands 4327393
2489: Recipe for a telephone operator: To fearful and wonderful rolling of "r's," 4327602
2490: Recipe for a waiter: Stuff a hired dress-suit case with an effort to please, 4327629
2491: Recipe for an actor: To one slice of ham add assortment of roles. 4327676
2492: Recipe for an ingenue: A pound and three-quarters of kitten, 4327885
2493: Recipe for an orchestra leader: Four hundred and twenty-two movements 4327544
2494: Recognition The office telephone was out of order. 4327800
2495: Recommendations A firm of shady outside London 3327966
2496: Recommendations MISTRESS - "Have you a reference?" 2327603
2497: Recommendations There is a story of a Scotch gentleman 1327194
2498: Recommendations The buxom maid had been hinting 9327079
2499: Recommendations An Englishman and an Irishman went to the 4327408
2500: Reconciliations Yes, I quarreled with my wife about nothing. 3327517
2501: Record It appears to be your record, 2327196
2502: Recruit Officer (drilling recruits): 4327554
2503: Redeeming Trait I know I'm old, but I'm crazy about you, 4327792
2504: Reform Abe Jones was a colored man who made 4327494
2505: Reformers LOUISE - "The man that Edith married is a reformer." 2327154
2506: Reformers He was earnestly but prosily orating at the audience. 2327513
2507: Reformers The young woman sat before her glass 2327000
2508: Regrets A Newport man who was invited to a house 1327717
2509: Regrets After the death of Lord Houghton, 1327455
2510: Regrets A young woman prominent in the social set 2327389
2511: Rehearsals The funeral procession was moving along 4327065
2512: Relatives It is hard, indeed, 2327272
2513: Reliability The Southern lady saw old 'Rastus setting 3327336
2514: Religions When Bishop Phillips Brooks sailed 2326992
2515: Religions At a recent conference of Baptists, 3327259
2516: Religions A recent book on Russia relates the story 2327623
2517: Religions The priest of a New York parish 2326850
2518: Religions A man addicted to walking in his sleep 1327742
2519: Religions The friendship existing between Father Kelly 3326898
2520: Religions The broad-minded see the truth 1327042
2521: Remedies MISTRESS - "Did the mustard plaster do you any good, Bridget?" 2327120
2522: Remedies SUFFERER - "I have a terrible toothache 3327075
2523: Remedies For every ill beneath the sun 4327623
2524: Remembered Blinks, after inviting his friend, 6327388
2525: Reminders The wife of an overworked promoter said at breakfast: 4327396
2526: Repartee Repartee is saying 1327484
2527: Repartee Among the members of a working gang 2327513
2528: Repartee A middle-aged farmer accosted a serious-faced youth 4327580
2529: Repartee SEEDY VISITOR - "Do you have many wrecks 2327680
2530: Repartee HER DAD - "No, sir; I won't have my daughter 2327178
2531: Repartee Wendell Phillips was traveling through 11327891
2532: Repartee SOLEMN SENIOR - "So your efforts 2327390
2533: Repartee A benevolent person watched a workman 4329631
2534: Repartee Winston Churchill, the young English statesman, 4327284
2535: Repartee Strickland Gillilan, the lecturer and the man 3327400
2536: Repartee TRAVELER - "Say, boy, your corn looks kind of yellow." 6331016
2537: Repartee President Lincoln was busily engaged 3327390
2538: Repartee The garrulous old lady in the stern 6327426
2539: Repartee Nothing more clearly expresses the sentiments 4327505
2540: Repartee John Kendrick Bangs one day called 3327668
2541: Repartee A boy took a position in an office 4329457
2542: Repartee An Englishman was being shown the sights 3327258
2543: Repartee Pat was busy on a road working 2327732
2544: Repartee A district leader went to Sea Girt, 2327383
2545: Repartee According to the London Globe 4327350
2546: Repartee A small boy was hoeing corn in a sterile 7327599
2547: Repentance When the Devil was sick, 1330537
2548: Repetition The little girl had been naughty in school. 2327222
2549: Republican Party The morning after a banquet, 327375
2550: Reputation Popularity is when people like you; 1327548
2551: Resemblances Senator Blackburn is a thorough Kentuckian, 4327542
2552: Resemblances Every time the baby looks into my face he smiles 2327825
2553: Resemblances Mark Twain constantly received letters 5327535
2554: Resemblances NEIGHBOR: "Johnny, I think in looks 2327524
2555: Resignation Then you don't think I practice what I preach, 2326999
2556: Resignation The physician, afer an examination, 6326844
2557: Respectability Is he respectable? 2327006
2558: Rest Cure A weather-beaten damsel somewhat 3327432
2559: Retaliation You know that fellow, Jim McGroiarty 5327392
2560: Retaliation Once when Henry Ward Beecher was 2327248
2561: Retaliation An Episcopal clergyman, 2327467
2562: Retroactive You know you should love your 2327762
2563: Retroactive Pupil: "What I want to know is, 2327048
2564: Revenge Is Sweet Yes," proudly announced the ex-captain, 3327445
2565: Revolution At a reception given by the Daughters 1327377
2566: Revolutions Haiti was in the midst of a revolution. 5327870
2567: Reward Of Merit A very tidy young man was distressed 2327604
2568: Reward Of Virtue The little boy put a serious question 2327036
2569: Reward Of Virtue The teacher directed the class to compose 4326900
2570: Rewards Said a great Congregational preacher 5327645
2571: Rheumatism 2327294
2572: Rich marriage Is she making a rich marriage? 2326933
2573: Roads A Yankee just returning to the states 6327253
2574: Roasts As William Faversham was having his luncheon 2327500
2575: Ruling Passion Noah Webster, the maker of the dictionary, 5327607
2576: Safety First Come over here!" called a friend to an 3328075
2577: Safety First Amos Perkins was hired in the spring to shoot muskrats, 5327722
2578: Safety First The disgruntled fisherman at the club lifted 6329184
2579: Safety First A G. A. R. veteran told to some members 3327875
2580: Safety First The woman hesitated over buying the silver service. 3327572
2581: Salaries A country school-teacher was cashing her monthly check 2327943
2582: Sales A bright little newsie entered 7328910
2583: Sales Farmer: "Would you like to buy 2327663
2584: Salesmen And Salesmanship A darky fruit-dealer 5327800
2585: Salesmen And Salesmanship The quick wit of a traveling salesman 2327526
2586: Salesmen And Salesmanship A young man entered a hat store 8327951
2587: Salesmen And Salesmanship VISITOR - "Can I see that motorist 3327862
2588: Salesmen And Salesmanship That fellow is too slick for me. 3327913
2589: Salesmen And Salesmanship In a small South Carolina town that was 2327845
2590: Salesmen And Salesmanship He who finds he has something to sell, 4328043
2591: Saloons Where can I get a drink in this town? 4327956
2592: Salvation WILLIS - "Some of these rich fellows seem 2327365
2593: Salvation An Italian noble at church one day gave 7327751
2594: Salvation An Episcopal missionary in Wyoming 3327573
2595: Salvation Edith was light-hearted and merry 4327886
2596: Sandy Scored A pompous Scottish laird met 5327568
2597: Sanity It is a matter of uncommon knowledge 2327515
2598: Sarcasm The noted story-teller at a dinner party 2327693
2599: Sarcasm The ponderous judge interrupted 3327846
2600: Sarcasm Everything that could be done to make 5327659
2601: Saving Take care of the pennies 1327468
2602: Saving Do you save up money 2327854
2603: Saving JOHNNY - "Papa, would you be glad 3327585
2604: Saving According to the following story, 4327514
2605: Saving Robert dear," said the coy little maiden 9327726
2606: Saving A servant, who indulged in sprees 2327734
2607: Scandal An ill wind 1327782
2608: Scapegoat Cousin Willie, aged ten, came for a visit 9327661
2609: Schedule Cooks' tourists travel exactly according to schedule. 5327941
2610: Schedule The man about to take a train was worried 2327482
2611: Scholarship There is in Washington an old "grouch 5327638
2612: Scholarship Well, there were only three boys in school 5327734
2613: Scholarship Sammy's mother was greatly distressed 4328444
2614: Scholarship Who ceases to be a 1327837
2615: Schools Mamma," complained little Elsie, 2327702
2616: Scientific Management The late Sylvanus Miller, 5327692
2617: Scientific Management A visitor from New York to the suburbs 5327683
2618: Scientific Proof One day a teacher was having a first-grade class 2329939
2619: Scientific Proof One day a teacher was having a first-grade 2327655
2620: Scotch A Scotchman had been presented 2328297
2621: Scotched! A parsimonious farmer notorious 5327711
2622: Seasickness A Philadelphian, on his way to Europe, 1327727
2623: Seasickness Motto for the dining saloon 1327631
2624: Seasickness On the steamer the little bride 3327856
2625: Seasickness A clergyman who was holding a children's 2327934
2626: Seasickness The first day out was perfectly lovely, 1327114
2627: Seasickness The great ocean liner rolled and pitched. 5327684
2628: Seasickness There was a young man from Ostend, 5327036
2629: Seasickness On the first morning of the voyage, 2327751
2630: Seasickness The pair on their honeymoon were crossing 5327267
2631: Seasickness The seasick voyager on the ocean bowed 4327224
2632: Seasickness The wife of the seasick passenger was about 4327162
2633: Seasickness The moralizing gentleman at the club remarked ponderously: 4326959
2634: Seasons There was a young fellow named Hall, 5327744
2635: Sectarian Once upon a time a coach was held up 7327176
2636: Sectarian A Scotch Presbyterian clergyman tells 4327505
2637: Self-Betrayal The old lady was very aristocratic, 3327137
2638: Senators A Senator is very 1327459
2639: Senators You have been conspicuous in the halls 2327596
2640: Senators An aviator alighted on a field and said 3327183
2641: Sense Of Humor What of his sense of humor? 2327171
2642: Sense Of Humor A sense of humor is a help and a 3327306
2643: Sense Of Humor Mark Twain once approached a friend, 7327582
2644: Sense Of Humor The perception of the 1327385
2645: Sermon The aged colored clergyman, 2327599
2646: Servants TOMMY - "Pop, what is it that the Bible 2326979
2647: Servants As usual, they began discussing 2327592
2648: Servants SMITH - "We are certainly in luck 2327157
2649: Servants THE NEW GIRL - "An' may me intended 3327001
2650: Servants And do you have to be called in the morning? 2327669
2651: Servants A maid dropped and broke a beautiful platter 2327507
2652: Servants Young housewives obliged to practice 5327859
2653: Servants It is probable that many queens 6326907
2654: Servants MRS. LITTLETOWN - "This magazine looks 4327598
2655: Servants MRS. HOUSEN HOHM - "What is your name?" 4327232
2656: Servants MISTRESS - "Nora, I saw a policeman 2327190
2657: She Could Use Him Rastus," said the judge sternly, 2327600
2658: She Took Them I don't know whether I like these 2327663
2659: Sheep And Goats The little girl was deeply impressed 8327264
2660: Shiftlessness The shiftless man, who preferred reading to labor, 3327037
2661: Shipwreck The new member of the club listened with solemn 5327178
2662: Shopping CLERK - "Can you let me off to-morrow afternoon? 3327698
2663: Show-girls Interviewer: "What sort of girls 2327044
2664: Shyness The late "lan Maclaren" 3328026
2665: Signs When the late Senator Wolcott first went 2327459
2666: Signs Buck" Kilgore, of Texas, 5327761
2667: Silence Is 1327356
2668: Silence BALL-"What is silence?" 2327677
2669: Silence The other day upon the links 1327229
2670: Sin Man-like is it to fall into sin, 4327904
2671: Singers As the celebrated soprano began to sing, 5327631
2672: Singers A visiting clergyman was occupying 3327332
2673: Singers One cold, wet, and windy night 3327024
2674: Singers The man who sings all day at work is a happy man. 4327011
2675: Singers At a certain Scottish dinner 9327192
2676: Singers She smiles, my darling smiles, and all 8327728
2677: Singers God sent his singers upon earth 4327572
2678: Sir Walter Raleigh Sir Walter Raleigh was put 1327401
2679: Skating A young lady entered a crowded car 2327702
2680: Slander The business man's wife, who had called 4326953
2681: Slavery A traveler in the South chatted with 6327526
2682: Sleep Recently a friend who had heard 4327440
2683: Slighted I sincerely regret our misunderstanding, 2327151
2684: Smells An argument arose among a number 1327441
2685: Smiles There was a young lady of Niger, 5327137
2686: Smoking A woman is only a woman 1327439
2687: Smoking AUNT MARY - (horrified) 1328328
2688: Smoking An Irish soldier on sentry duty 4327632
2689: Sneezing While campaigning in Iowa Speaker Cannon 4327458
2690: Snobbery Snobbery is the pride 1327154
2691: Snoring Snore - An unfavorable 1327236
2692: Social Uplift The somewhat unpleasant person, 327022
2693: Social Uplift The philanthropic hostess entertained 10327089
2694: Socialists Among the stories told of the late Baron 5327426
2695: Society Smart Society is made up 1326789
2696: Society What are her days at home? 2327475
2697: Society Society consists of two classes, 1326967
2698: Society There was a young person called Smarty, 5327299
2699: Solecisms A New York firm recently hung 1327537
2700: Solecisms Reporters are obliged to write their descriptions 1327755
2701: Sons I thought your father looked 2327130
2702: Souvenirs A friend of mine, traveling in Ireland, 5327544
2703: Spanking Back in those days when corporal punishment 6327636
2704: Speculation There are two times in a man's life 1327047
2705: Speed I always said old Cornelius Husk was slow, 3327770
2706: Speed So you heard the bullet whiz past you? 4327146
2707: Speed A near race riot happened in a southern town. 1327290
2708: Speed A guest in a Cincinnati hotel was shot 9327943
2709: Speed In the business college, 2327019
2710: Speed The young lady interested in botany 3327016
2711: Spelling Some time before Mr. Taft became President 8326925
2712: Spelling The clerk of the court directed 8327086
2713: Spinsterhood The old colored mammy took advantage 5326934
2714: Spinsters Is there anyone present who wishes the prayers 4327125
2715: Spinsters Maude Adams was one day discussing 4327524
2716: Spinsters Here's to the Bachelor, so lonely and gay, 4327097
2717: Spinsters An old maid on the wintry side of fifty, 1327575
2718: Spinsters A famous spinster, known throughout the country 4327538
2719: Spinsters There once was a lonesome, lorn spinster, 5326887
2720: Spite Think twice before you speak, 1327544
2721: Spite A man had for years employed a steady German workman. 8327484
2722: Spite The faithful old employee asked for a day off. 8327174
2723: Sportsmanship In the party out after reed birds 3326970
2724: Spring In the spring the housemaid's fancy 8327111
2725: Spring It is easy enough to look pleasant, 5327409
2726: Spring The teacher talked on the four seasons, 4327220
2727: Stag-nation Mr. Graham: "Do you know, Miss F., 3327193
2728: Stammering One of the ushers approached a man who 5327178
2729: Stammering A man who stuttered badly went 2327429
2730: Stammering On the occasion of a most interesting family event, 9327471
2731: Statesmen A statesman is a deal politician. 2327444
2732: Statistics An earnest preacher in Georgia, 2327540
2733: Statistics PATIENT - "Tell me candidly, Doc, 2327733
2734: Steak Can I get a steak here 2327883
2735: Stealing A negro was brought before a justice of the peace. 7327433
2736: Steam Can you tell what steam is? 2327686
2737: Steamships That new steamer they're building is a whopper, 2327570
2738: Stenographers A beautiful statuesque blond had left New York 4329578
2739: Stock Brokers A grain broker in New Boston, Maine, 5327308
2740: Stormy Weather The ferryboat was well on her way 1327020
2741: Strategy A bird dog belonging to a man in Mulvane 2330441
2742: Strategy Boy, take these flowers to Miss Bertie Bohoo 5327748
2743: Strategy The little girl was having a great deal 3327117
2744: Strategy A young couple had been courting 12327290
2745: Strategy Charles Stuart, formerly senator from Michigan, 10327422
2746: Stunning Your wife looks stunning to-night. 2327529
2747: Style Two old friends met, and immediately found 4327573
2748: Subways Any one who has ever traveled 8327468
2749: Success Nothing succeeds 1327448
2750: Success Nothing succeeds 1327644
2751: Success Success in life 1327088
2752: Success A New Orleans lawyer was asked 3327428
2753: Success I'd rather be a Could Be 8327437
2754: Success Tis not in mortals to command success, 3327044
2755: Success There are two ways of rising 1327284
2756: Success Success is counted sweetest 2326964
2757: Such A Waste Mrs. Bizzy: "I am so sorry to hear 2327169
2758: Sucked! It was a very wet night, 3327405
2759: Suffragettes When a married woman goes out 1327044
2760: Suffragettes Ullo, Bill, 'ow's things with yer? 4327754
2761: Suffragettes I'd hate t' be married t' a suffragette 1326984
2762: Suffragettes FIRST ENGLISHMAN - "Why do you allow your wife 2327698
2763: Suffragettes When Mrs. Pankhurst, the English suffragette, 3327193
2764: Suffragettes BILL - "Jake said he was going to break 2333876
2765: Suffragettes SLASHER - "Been in a fight?" 2327001
2766: Suffragettes What sort of a ticket does your suffragette club favor? 2327167
2767: Suicide The Chinese Consul at San Francisco, 3326791
2768: Summer Resorts GABE - "What are you going back to that place 2327922
2769: Summer Resorts I suppose," said the city man, 2327233
2770: Sunday Albert was a solemn-eyed, 8327499
2771: Sunday TEACHER-"Good little boys do not skate on Sunday, 4327659
2772: Sunday Of all the days that's in the week, 4327643
2773: Sunday O day of rest! How beautiful, how fair, 4327657
2774: Sunday School The young lady worker for the Sunday school 4327263
2775: Sunday School The Sunday-school teacher examined his new class. 5327400
2776: Sunday School Sunday School Teacher: Now, Alfred, 2327171
2777: Sunday School Young Harold was late for Sunday-school 3328683
2778: Sunday Schools Now, Willie," said the superintendent's 1327777
2779: Sunday Schools When Lottie returned from her first visit 2327227
2780: Sunday Schools The teacher asked: "When did Moses live?" 5327195
2781: Sunday Schools How many of you boys, 4327169
2782: Superman It is told of Mrs. Gladstone that a number 4327297
2783: Superstition Superstition is a 1327154
2784: Superstition The superstitious sporting editor 2327211
2785: Sure Signs Afraid you're going to have 2327517
2786: Surprise Where are you goin', ma? 6327339
2787: Suspense The passionate lover wrote to his inamorata as follows: 3327402
2788: Suspicion The eminent politicians of opposing parties 3326951
2789: Suspicious It was while on manoeuvres in rural England, 5327031
2790: Sweetest of all She (tenderly): 2326892
2791: Swimmers Two negro roustabouts at New Orleans 4327269
2792: Sympathy A sympathizer is a fellow 1327847
2793: Sympathy Dwight L. Moody was riding in a car 6327542
2794: Sympathy The man rushed excitedly into the smoking car. 2327165
2795: Sympathy A tramp went to a farmhouse, 4327422
2796: Sympathy Strengthen me by sympathizing 1327158
2797: Sympathy A tramp devised a new scheme for working 4327488
2798: Sympathy Freddie (aged six): 3327384
2799: Sympathy The Tabby-Cat: "I am just heart-broken! 2326968
2800: Synonyms I don't believe any two words 3327566
2801: Tact It was at the private theatricals, 4327718
2802: Tact The senator from Utah was able to disarm 6327781
2803: Talkers Some years ago, Mark Twain was a guest 4327414
2804: Talkers It was a beautiful evening and Ole, 6327359
2805: Talkers Sir," said the sleek-looking agent, 4327190
2806: Talkers A guest was expected for dinner 1327610
2807: Talkers A belated voyager in search of hilarity 2329650
2808: Talkers You must not talk all the time, 2327739
2809: Talkers While the late Justice Brewer 3327575
2810: Talkers She was in an imaginative mood. 6327778
2811: Talkers Here comes Blinkers. 2327734
2812: Talkers A street-car was getting under way 3327859
2813: Talkers A - "I used a word in speaking to my wife 2330621
2814: Talkers In general those who have nothing 1327614
2815: Talking Machine Many a man who has suffered from tongue 2327935
2816: Talking Sense Darling," he asked, as he drew his fiancée closer 14330349
2817: Talking Sense Darling," he asked, as he drew his fiancée 14327641
2818: Tar And Feathers The victim of the Klu Klux Klan 2327495
2819: Tardiness You'll be late for supper, 2327810
2820: Tardiness How does it happen that you are five minutes 327873
2821: Tardiness Why is it you never get to the office 2327719
2822: Tardy Why is it you never get to the office on time 2330663
2823: Tariff Why not have an illuminated sign 1327548
2824: Taste It isn't wise for a painter to be too frank 5327353
2825: Taste A noted humorist once spent a few weeks 3327438
2826: Taste It's all a matter of taste, 1327347
2827: Taste The master of the house was hungry at breakfast, 2327546
2828: Teachers A rural school has a pretty girl 1327721
2829: Teachers Why did you break your engagement 2327837
2830: Teachers Among the youngsters belonging to a colege 4327892
2831: Teachers MOTHER - "The teacher complains 2327890
2832: Teachers There was a meeting of the new teachers 4327813
2833: Teachers TEACHER - "Now, Willie, where did you get 4327804
2834: Teachers Grave is the Master's look; his forehead wears 4328692
2835: Teaching The Young Idea Little Willie looked up from 1327469
2836: Teaching The Young Idea Dad, who was Mozart? 2327833
2837: Tears Two Irishmen who had just landed 5327430
2838: Tears The kind lady stopped to tell the sobbing 4327415
2839: Teeth There was an old man of Tarentum, 5327965
2840: Teeth Pat came to the office with his jaw 4327730
2841: Teeth An Irishman with one side of his face badly 4327846
2842: Teeth For there was never yet philosopher 2327655
2843: Telephone Two girls were talking over the wire. 3327397
2844: Telephone When Grover Cleveland's little girl 1327674
2845: Telephone New York Elks are having a lot of fun 11327625
2846: Telephone OPERATOR - "Number, please." 2327622
2847: Telephone A German woman called up Central 2327685
2848: Telephone In China when the subscriber rings 5327381
2849: Temper Hearing the crash of china Dinah's mistress 2327772
2850: Temperance A Boston deacon who was a zealous advocate 3329721
2851: Temperance Here's to a temperance supper, 4327290
2852: Temperance The best prohibition story of the season 1327492
2853: Temperance A Michigan citizen recently received a letter 4327641
2854: Temperance Abstinence is as easy 1327359
2855: Tender Memories Please tell me, James, 2327537
2856: Terminology When the bishop was entertained at an English 6327540
2857: Terminology The master of the house returned from 3326902
2858: Testimony Paul Smith, the famous hotel-keeper 5327285
2859: Testimony The grateful woman on the farm in Arkansas 2327119
2860: Testimony In one of the most desolate areas of Montana, 7327115
2861: Texas The bigness of Texas is evident from a cursory 7327567
2862: Texts In the Tennessee mountains a mountaineer preacher, 2327177
2863: Texts John D. Rockefeller, Jr., once asked a clergyman 5327572
2864: That Kind! Come, Dorothy," said her father impatiently, 2327768
2865: The Alleged Humorists I can read my husband 2327713
2866: The Brute! Mrs. Newlywed: "What does that 3327079
2867: The Cold I say, Madge, it's bitterly cold. 2327982
2868: The Consumer Inflamed Ever get any nice butter? 3327588
2869: The Difference She: "I'm so glad we're engaged. 3326956
2870: The Doctor The doctor has ordered her 3327148
2871: The Druggist's Turn The druggist danced and chortled 5327253
2872: The Fifth Affair. A man walks into a nightclub one night. 11331675
2873: The First Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. 5330328
2874: The Floor Held Did your watch stop when 2327609
2875: The Fourth Affair A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard 10329117
2876: The Gloomy Guest The best man noticed that one of the wedding guests, 3327054
2877: The Gloomy Guest Why did you take Meyerbeer 2327025
2878: The Gloomy Guest A well-known admiral--a stickler 1327434
2879: The Gloomy Guest First Little Girl: What's your last name, 2327799
2880: The Gloomy Guest Kloseman: I didn't see you 2327986
2881: The Gloomy Guest A Southern family had a coal-black 1327310
2882: The Gloomy Guest Dad (sternly): 3327373
2883: The Gloomy Guest Said the guest, upon approaching 1327691
2884: The Gloomy Guest A bumptious young American farmer went 1329180
2885: The Gloomy Guest Weary Willie slouched into the pawnshop 6327637
2886: The imperfect tense The imperfect tense in French 1327431
2887: The Jonah Now, children," said the Sunday-school teacher 2330678
2888: The Jonah Now, children," said the Sunday-school teacher, 2327726
2889: The New Appreciation Wife (habitué of the Ring, 1327392
2890: The New Appreciation Lady: "I've just been making my side 3328011
2891: The New Appreciation Employer (inspecting a very inflated bill for work): 3327416
2892: The New Appreciation Tourist: "Have you any cold meat?" 2327072
2893: The New Appreciation Lady: "If you please, Cook, 2327775
2894: The New Appreciation Small Boy (on being told by cousin 1326820
2895: The New Appreciation Master: "But why do you want 2327522
2896: The New Appreciation Artist (in desperation): 2327428
2897: The New Appreciation Well, Mollie, how do you like your new teacher? 2327699
2898: The New Appreciation Please, Mr. Grafto, the gentleman 1327385
2899: The New Appreciation Old Lady (interrogating her chauffeur's small boy): 2327413
2900: The New Appreciation Parent: "I should like you to have 2327765
2901: The New Appreciation Optimist: "Cheer up, old man. 2327507
2902: The Obstacle George: "I proposed to that girl 2327456
2903: The Poor Bolshie Tubthumper: Yaas, there didn't ought 1327872
2904: The possessor The possessor of the forty-dollar 2327156
2905: The Real Job What's this new conference 2327060
2906: The Road To----, Etc. Well, what are you sneering about? 2327581
2907: The Scotch A Scotsman is one who prays 1327733
2908: The Scotch It being the southerner's turn, 4326968
2909: The Scotch A Scottish minister, 3327485
2910: The Second Affair There was a middle aged couple 4329071
2911: The Secret The Man of Theory: "The great secret 2327171
2912: The Servant Problem Lady: "And why did your last mistress----" 6327392
2913: The Servant Problem Small Girl: "I wonder how old Joan is?" 2327491
2914: The Servant Problem Mother: "Well, dear, 4327724
2915: The Servant Problem Mollie, you haven't said your prayers. 3327391
2916: The Servant Problem Applicant for Situation: 1327457
2917: The Sixth Affair. Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, 8331401
2918: The Substitute A tourist at an hotel in Ireland asked 2329106
2919: The Substitute A tourist at an hotel 2327433
2920: The Third Affair A mortician was working late one night. 5329448
2921: The West EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) 4327677
2922: The West EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) 4327658
2923: The West EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) 4327711
2924: The Whole Truth Angus, a mason, was slipping out 3327363
2925: Theater Say, old man," chattered the press-agent 2327777
2926: Theater Why don't women have the same sense 2327053
2927: Theater It appears that at the rehearsal of a play, 3327233
2928: Theater Everybody has his own theater, 327580
2929: Theodore Roosevelt A delegation from Kansas visited Theodore Roosevelt 6328233
2930: They Wilt Which weeds are the easiest to kill? 2326983
2931: Thieves GEORGIA LAWYER (to colored prisoner) 4327754
2932: Thieves At a dinner given by the prime minister 5327381
2933: Thieves Senator "Bob" Taylor, of Tennessee, 6327886
2934: Thieves Did ye see as Jim got ten years' 2327873
2935: Thieves Some time ago a crowd of Bowery sports went 6327110
2936: Thieves In vain we call old notions fudge 4327087
2937: Thieves Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind; 2327200
2938: Thin People There was an old fellow named Green, 10327658
2939: Thirteen To One Just before the service the clergyman 3327490
2940: Threat The mother, who was a believer 2327060
2941: Thrift It was said of a certain village "innocent" 3327097
2942: Thrift The Mrs. never misses 4327635
2943: Thrift MCANDREWS (the chemist, at two A.M.) 2327163
2944: Thrift The foreman and his crew of bridgemen 8326954
2945: Thrift A certain workman, notorious for his 5329243
2946: Thrift A Highlander was summoned to the bedside 11327521
2947: Thrift The canny Scot wandered into the pharmacy. 4327048
2948: Thrift A Scotsman wishing to know his fate at once, 3327491
2949: Thrift Well, yes," said Old Uncle Lazzenberry, 1327397
2950: Thrift They sat each at an extreme end 9327154
2951: Thrift The coward calls himself cautious, 2327045
2952: Thrift A Scotchman was questioned by a friend: 3327685
2953: Thrift The thrifty housewife regarded her dying husband 2327214
2954: Tides A Kansan sat on the beach at Atlantic City watching 2327528
2955: Tides At a recent Confederate reunion in Charleston, 5327490
2956: Tides Nae man can 1327589
2957: Time Mrs. Hooligan was suffering from the common 1327394
2958: Time MRS. MURPHY - "Oi hear yer brother-in-law, 4327523
2959: Time A long-winded attorney was arguing 3327692
2960: Time A traveler, finding that he had a couple 3327457
2961: Time Frank comes into the house in a sorry plight. 5327120
2962: Time A well-known Bishop, while visiting 3327429
2963: Time There was a young woman named Sue, 5326963
2964: Time FATHER - "Mildred, if you disobey 4327483
2965: Time A northerner passing a rundown looking 2328290
2966: Time Time fleeth on, 6327494
2967: Time Dost thou love life? 1326919
2968: Time Flies The ardent lover heard the clock strike the hours 3326969
2969: Times a Changing How times have changed! 3327273
2970: Tips American travelers in Europe experience 6327214
2971: Tips Grant Alien relates that he was sitting 4327788
2972: Tips What do you consider the most important 2327712
2973: Tips In telling this one, Miss Glaser 5327129
2974: Tips A tip is a small sum of money 1327306
2975: Tit For Tat The prize bull-dog attacked a farmer, 3327078
2976: Titles Of Honor And Nobility An English lord was traveling through 4327370
2977: Titles Of Honor And Nobility Dean Stanley was once visiting 1327893
2978: Titles Of Honor And Nobility How did he get his title of colonel? 2327489
2979: Titles Of Honor And Nobility For titles do not reflect 1329557
2980: Titles Of Honor And Nobility I hope I shall always possess firmness 1327595
2981: To Be Sure Lily: "Harold proposed to me 2327764
2982: Tobacco Tobaccy wanst saved my life, 1327007
2983: Tobacco The native pointed with pride to two 3330591
2984: Toilette Details The little girl who had observed certain 4327169
2985: Tongue An old lady in the London parish of the famous 6327365
2986: Too Enthusiastic Wifey: "Henry, do you think me 3327109
2987: Too Good Well, Alice," said a Southern woman 4327925
2988: Too One-Sided What is the use of quarreling, 2327029
2989: Too Sad For That A tourist was chatting with the proprietor 4327480
2990: Too Sad For That The swain and his swainess had 1327282
2991: Too Sad For That Wife (enthusiastically): 2326907
2992: Too Smart A Chinaman entered a jeweller's in Liverpool 4329116
2993: Too True Screen Actress: I have a certificate 2327478
2994: Tough On The Senator The Senator was back home, 3326956
2995: Tour The sweet young thing was being 5327180
2996: Trade Unions CHAIRMAN OF THE COMMITTEE - "Is this the place 3327833
2997: Tramps LADY - "Can't you find work?" 4327456
2998: Transmutation Fred Stone, of Montgomery and Stone fame, 1327258
2999: Travelers An American tourist, who was stopping 1327419
3000: Travelers A gentleman whose travel-talks 5327366
3001: Travelers Two young Americans touring Italy 3327431
3002: Travelers Mr. Hiram Jones had just returned 4326990
3003: Travelers A number of tourists were recently 4327323
3004: Travelers An American tourist hailing from the west 3327368
3005: Travelers On one of the famous scenic routes 5327920
3006: Travelers Know most of the rooms of thy native 3327581
3007: Treachery The Italian workman in the West was warned 2326889
3008: Treason It was during the Parnell agitation 2327646
3009: Treason Treason doth never prosper: 2327122
3010: Treasure Trove 4327307
3011: Trees CURIOUS CHARLEY - "Do nuts grow on trees, father?" 4327255
3012: Trial The colored man was before the court, 4327140
3013: Triangles Triangles are of three kinds 1327340
3014: Trigonometry A prisoner was brought before a police magistrate. 3327808
3015: Triplets When the domestic event was due, 2326882
3016: Tripped The shaded lights, music in the distance, 8326900
3017: Trouble What is the trouble, wifey?" 3327019
3018: Trouble It was married men's night at the revival meeting. 5327028
3019: Trouble JUDGE - "Your innocence is proved. You are acquitted." 2327825
3020: Trouble A friend of mine, returning to his home 8327439
3021: Trouble If you want to forget 1326967
3022: Trouble Never bear more than one kind 1327470
3023: Troubles Of The New-Poor George, will you go and speak 1327559
3024: Troubles Of The New-Poor I hear you've taken up golf. 2327509
3025: Troubles Of The New-Poor Small Boy (walking round links with his father): 5326864
3026: Troubles Of The New-Poor Small Boy (toying with dull blanc-mange): 1327069
3027: Troublesome Customer A woman who had visited every department 3327504
3028: Troublesome Customer Officer (to sailor who has 2327286
3029: Troublesome Customer Steward: Can I do anything for you, sir? 2327015
3030: Troublesome Customer Lady (to box office manager): 1327638
3031: Troublesome Customer Box Office Manager: "You Never 2327468
3032: Troublesome Customer Village Idiot: Beg pardon, mam, 1327613
3033: Troublesome Customer Employer (rebuking employee for slackness): 2327412
3034: Troublesome Customer Sympathetic Lady: What's the matter 4327190
3035: True To Life Sandy had been photographed, 6327396
3036: Trusts A trust is known 1327652
3037: Trusts TOMPKINS - "Ventley has received a million dollars 3327088
3038: Truth There was a young lady named Ruth, 5327246
3039: Truth Women do not really like 1327159
3040: Truth Nature ... has buried 1327913
3041: Truth Tis strange - but true; 1327088
3042: Truth-Tellers The little girl evidently appreciated the fact 15327386
3043: Turkeys Ah," says the Christmas guest. 2327239
3044: Tutors A tutor who tooted a flute 5328206
3045: Twins Faith, Mrs. O'Hara, 2327627
3046: Typographical Error The woman lecturing on dress reform was greatly 4326968
3047: Typographical Error The poet, in a fine frenzy, 4326932
3048: Typographical Error The critic, in his review of the burlesque, wrote: 3327377
3049: Umbrellas A man left his umbrella in the stand 1327898
3050: Umbrellas A reputable citizen had left four umbrellas 4327486
3051: Umbrellas That's a swell umbrella you carry. 4327706
3052: Umbrellas One day a man exhibited a handsome umbrella. 1327491
3053: Value The trouble with father, 3327651
3054: Value Yes," said the old man to his visitor, 2327845
3055: Values An American girl who married a Bavarian 3327774
3056: Vanity MCGORRY - "I'll buy yez no new hat, 2327584
3057: Vanity Of course," said a suffragette lecturer, 1327800
3058: Vanity A New York woman of great beauty 4327752
3059: Vanity That which makes the 1327968
3060: Vanity The fair penitent explained to the confessor 3327670
3061: Versatility A clergyman who advertised 5327729
3062: Victory That celebrated statue, the Winged Victory, 2327754
3063: Voice A lanky country youth entered the crossroads 3327629
3064: Voice ASPIRING VOCALIST - "Professor, do you think 2327867
3065: Voice The devil hath not, in all his quiver's choice, 2327474
3066: Wages Me gotta da good job, 1327520
3067: Wages Commenting on the comparatively small 2328113
3068: Wages A certain prominent lawyer of Toronto 5329227
3069: Wages While an Irishman was gazing in the window 5327564
3070: Wages The difference between wages and salary is 1327628
3071: Wages The ideal social state is not that 1327551
3072: Wake Up Call The bellboy of the Welcome Hotel 1327697
3073: Wants Her Rights He: "There is nothing 2327921
3074: Wants Her Rights And are you a good needlewoman 2327594
3075: War Flag of truce, Excellency. 3327772
3076: War If you favor war, dig a trench in your backyard, 1327414
3077: War Who are those people who are cheering? 2327743
3078: War He who did well in war, 2327728
3079: War A great and lasting war can 1327778
3080: War A report has come from Mexico concerning 5327634
3081: War How do countries come to go to war? 13327322
3082: War At our entry into the World War, 9327775
3083: Warm Kiss Papa: "Why did you permit young Gaybird 2327784
3084: Warnings Pietro had drifted down to Florida 3327938
3085: Warnings Pietro had drifted down to Florida 3327590
3086: Wasps The wasp cannot speak, 1327486
3087: Waste The automobile rushed down the road 1327390
3088: Waste A Boston physician tells of the case 5329317
3089: Wealth If you want to make a living you 1327778
3090: Wealth The traditional fool and his money 1327553
3091: Wealth He that is proud of riches is a fool. 1327687
3092: Weather How did you find the weather in London? 2327549
3093: Weather An American and a Scotsman were discussing 4328609
3094: Weather Two commercial travelers, 4327691
3095: Weather Ex-President Taft on one of his trips 5327710
3096: Weather On the way to the office of his publishers 2327368
3097: Weather The darky in question had simmered 5327967
3098: Weather There was a small boy in Quebec, 5327392
3099: Weather Sunshine is delicious, 1327432
3100: Weather The old colored attendant at the court house 6327355
3101: Wedding Anniversaries Uncle Ephraim had put on a clean 7327734
3102: Wedding Declared Off John Willie (pleadingly): 4328030
3103: Wedding Presents Among the presents lately showered upon 4327636
3104: Weddings An actor who was married recently 1327756
3105: Weddings A wealthy young woman from the west 3327567
3106: Weddings The best man noticed that one of the wedding guests, 3327272
3107: Weddings The curate of a large and fashionable church 4327481
3108: Weddings Lilly May came to her mistress. 5327592
3109: Weddings 4327453
3110: Weddings In all the wedding cake, 1327422
3111: Weight Jazz: "My girl told me she weighed 3327417
3112: Weights And Measures Didn't I tell ye to feed that cat 6327765
3113: Welcomes When Ex-President Taft was on his 1327671
3114: Welcomes Come in the evening, or come in the morning, 4327874
3115: Welcomes Come in the evening, or come in the morning, 4327592
3116: Welcomes Come in the evening, or come in the morning, 4327651
3117: Whales At the time when petroleum began 2327390
3118: What Did He Mean? A merchant in a Wisconsin town 4327230
3119: What He Preferred And did you say you preferred 5327310
3120: What He Preferred He was one of the few remaining 5327706
3121: Whiskers An elderly man was on his way home 2327179
3122: Whisky This is from an Irish priest's sermon, 1327332
3123: Whisky In a recent trial of a "bootlegger" 3327066
3124: Whisky eneral Carter, who went to Texas in command 1327933
3125: Whispering James, have you whispered 4327702
3126: Why He Picked Pictish An English mother was visiting 5327175
3127: Why We Love Children A small boy is sent to his bed by his father 13331574
3128: Why We Love Children 2 An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, 2333039
3129: Why We Love Children 3 One summer evening during a voilent thunderstorm, 3331005
3130: Why, Indeed The Husband: "Why is it that women always say, 2327141
3131: Why, Indeed Madge: "Have you given Jack 2327578
3132: Widow One of the ladies assembled at the club 5327168
3133: Widow A widow visited a spiritualistic medium, 7327421
3134: Widowhood During the parade at the last encampment 2327052
3135: Widows During the course of conversation between 2327213
3136: Wife A young skeptic in the congregation 4327431
3137: Wild Women The old sea captain was surrounded 4327050
3138: William Howard Taft When Mr. Taft was on his campaigning tour 4327244
3139: William Howard Taft One morning a few summers ago President Taft, 2327239
3140: William the Conqueror The Aristocrat (returning to school): 331537
3141: Wills Vell, Ikey, my poy, 3327727
3142: Wind VISITOR - "What became of that other 2328232
3143: Wind Whichever way the wind doth blow 4327329
3144: Windfalls A Nebraska man was carried forty miles 1327521
3145: Wine When our thirsty souls we steep, 24327216
3146: Wisdom During a conversation between an Irishman 4328991
3147: Wisdom It's a wise child that goes out of the room 1327091
3148: Wisdom During a conversation between an Irishman and a Jew, 4327145
3149: Wishes George Washington drew a long sigh 7327834
3150: Wishes Man wants but little here below 8327713
3151: With A Reservation Miss Smith--Belinda, 4327160
3152: Witnesses The trouble is," said Wilkins as 2327274
3153: Witnesses On his eighty-fourth birthday, 3327543
3154: Wives Father," said a little boy, 3327654
3155: Wives A charitable lady was reading the Old Testament 4329530
3156: Wives CASEY - "Now, phwat wu'u'd ye do in a case loike thot?" 3327509
3157: Wives Governor Vardaman, of Mississippi, 19327887
3158: Wives A wife is a woman who is expected 1327607
3159: Wives What are you cutting out of the paper? 4327606
3160: Wives A woman missionary in China was taking 13327240
3161: Wives PAT - "I hear your woife is sick, Moike." 4327734
3162: Wives SON - "Say, mama, father broke 3327258
3163: Wives Because a fellow has six talking machines, 1327852
3164: Wives It was a wizened little man who 3326984
3165: Wives Harry, love," exclaimed Mrs. Knowall 20327490
3166: Wives By jove, I left my purse under the pillow! 3327509
3167: Wives There swims no goose so gray, 2327123
3168: Wives A clerk showed forty patterns of ginghams 2327267
3169: Wives Maids are May when they are maids, 1327468
3170: Wives In the election of a wife, as in 3327135
3171: Wives Of earthly goods, 2327758
3172: Wives What's the matter with Smith? 2327061
3173: Woman Woman - the only sex which 1327319
3174: Woman How very few statues there are of real women. 4327283
3175: Woman Oh, woman! in our hours of ease 6327729
3176: Woman MISS SCRIBBLE-"The heroine of my next story 2327004
3177: Woman You are a dear, sweet girl, 3327541
3178: Woman Here's to man - he can afford 1327194
3179: Woman Here's to the soldier and his arms, 4327242
3180: Woman Most Southerners are gallant. 2327108
3181: Woman Here's to the maid of bashful fifteen; 8327182
3182: Woman Here's to the ladies, the good, young ladies; 5327283
3183: Woman When a woman repulses, 1327347
3184: Woman The young woman had spent a busy day. 4326973
3185: Woman I am very fond of the company 1328035
3186: Woman Auld Nature swears, the lovely dears 4327326
3187: Woman Not from his head was woman took, 6327641
3188: Woman A cynic, considering the fact that women 1327310
3189: Woman The following extract is from the diary 3327409
3190: Woman The little girl reported at home 2326990
3191: Woman Suffrage WOMAN VOTER - "Now, I may as well 1327236
3192: Woman Suffrage Kate Douglas Wiggin was asked recently 1327777
3193: Woman Suffrage MR. E.N. QUIRE - "What are those women 2327450
3194: Woman Suffrage Did you cast your vote, Aunty? 2328155
3195: Woman Suffrage Does your wife want to vote? 2327573
3196: Woman Suffrage What you want, I suppose, 2327154
3197: Woman Suffrage There's only one thing I can think 3327060
3198: Woman Suffrage MAMIE - "I believe in woman's rights." 3327824
3199: Woman Suffrage During the Presidential campaign 5327111
3200: Woman Suffrage During the agitation in behalf of woman's suffrage, 4327105
3201: Work All work and no play 2327627
3202: Work Wot cheer, Alf? Yer lookin' 4327151
3203: Work Several men were discussing the relative 6327990
3204: Worms A country girl was home from college 3327606
3205: Wrong Brother A wealthy gentleman has a brother 5327463
3206: Yale University The new cook, who had come into the 4327746
3207: Yonkers An American took an Englishman 2327666
3208: You Here's to the world, the merry old world, 4327464
3209: You Know You Are Living In 2007 When.... You accidentally key your password 38330551
3210: You Know You're in an Australian Summer when: The best parking place is determined 15332161
3211: Zones TEACHER - "How many zones has the earth?" 4327795




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