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Why We Love Children





    A small boy is sent to his bed by his father. Five minutes later ...... "Dad..."

    "What?"

    "I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"

    No. You had your chance. Lights Out."

    Five minutes later.....

    "Da-aaaad..."

    "WHAT?"

    "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?"

    "I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll smack your bottom!!"

    Five minutes later................

    "Daaaaaa....aaaaad"

    "WHAT?"

    "When you come in to smack my bottom, can you please bring a drink of water?"



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