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    Before Abraham Lincoln became President he was called out of town on important law business. As he had a long distance to travel he hired a horse from a livery stable. When a few days later he returned he took the horse back to the stable and asked the man who had given it to him: "Keep this horse for funerals?"

    "No, indeed," answered the man indignantly.

    "Glad to hear it," said Lincoln; "because if you did the corpse wouldn't get there in time for the resurrection."



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