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    Some time ago a crowd of Bowery sports went over to Philadelphia to see a prize fight. One "wise guy," who, among other things, is something of a pickpocket, was so sure of the result that he was willing to bet on it.

    "The Kid's goin' t' win. It's a pipe," he told a friend.

    The friend expressed doubts.

    "Sure he'll win," the pickpocket persisted. "I'll bet you a gold watch he wins."

    Still the friend doubted.

    "Why," exclaimed the pickpocket, "I'm willin' to bet you a good gold watch he wins! Y' know what I'll do? Come through the train with me now, an' y' can pick out any old watch y' like."



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