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 A middle-aged farmer accosted a serious-faced youth outside the Grand Central Station in New York the other day.
 
 "Young man," he said, plucking his sleeve, "I wanter go to Central Park."
 
 The youth seemed lost in consideration for a moment.
 
 "Well," he said finally, "you may just this once. But I don't want you ever, ever to ask me again."
 
 
 
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