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    It is narrated that Colonel Breckenridge, meeting Majah Buffo'd on the streets of Lexington one day asked: "What's the meaning, suh, of the conco's befor' the co't house?"

    To which the majah replied:

    "General Buckneh is making a speech. General Buckneh suh, is a bo'n oratah."

    "What do you mean by bo'n oratah?"

    "If you or I, suh, were asked how much two and two make, we would reply 'foh.' When this is asked of a bo'n oratah, he replies: 'When in the co'se of human events it becomes necessary to take an integah of the second denomination and add it, suh, to an integah of the same denomination, the result, suh - and I have the science of mathematics to back me up in my judgment - the result, suh, and I say it without feah of successful contradiction, suh-the result is fo'' That's a bo'n oratah."



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