| First Line | Joke, Riddle or Giggle Title | Lines | Views | 
| Mother: "Why, what's the matter, darling?" | Life's Difficulties | 4 | 326714 | 
| Mother: It is rude to whisper, Humphrey. | Nothing New To Him | 2 | 326712 | 
| Mother (to child who has been naughty): | Hope Springs Eternal | 2 | 327336 | 
| Mother (to little girl | A Qualified Statement | 2 | 328980 | 
| Motor-Launch Officer | Not What She Meant | 3 | 326693 | 
| Motto for the dining saloon | Seasickness | 1 | 327288 | 
| Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited | He Knew | 4 | 327343 | 
| Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited to a friend's | He Knew | 4 | 328800 | 
| MR. E.N. QUIRE - "What are those women | Woman Suffrage | 2 | 327168 | 
| Mr. Goodsole: "Well, what do you want?" | Lantern | 2 | 327327 | 
| Mr. Graham: "Do you know, Miss F., | Stag-nation | 3 | 326903 | 
| Mr. Harcourt, the Secretary of State | Promoting | 1 | 326803 | 
| MR. HENPECK - "Are you the man who | Heroes | 3 | 326775 | 
| MR. HENPECK - "Is my wife going out, Jane?" | Husbands | 3 | 326914 | 
| MR. HILTON - "Have you opened that bottle of champagne, | Champagne | 2 | 327673 | 
| Mr. Hiram Jones had just returned | Travelers | 4 | 326737 | 
| MR. HOMEBODY - "I see you keep copies | Husbands | 2 | 327034 | 
| Mr. Househunter: "I don't care for those flats | Economy | 2 | 327325 | 
| Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story: | After Dinner Speeches | 6 | 327914 | 
| Mr. McNab (after having his lease read over to him): | Lease | 1 | 327291 | 
| Mr. Preacher," said a white man to a colored minister | Bible Interpretation | 2 | 329948 | 
| MR. SLIMPURSE - "But why do you insist | Love | 2 | 326961 | 
| Mr. X was a prominent member of the B.P.O.E. | Excuses | 1 | 326949 | 
| Mrs. Bargain: "Oh, Ethel! | Classified | 2 | 327032 | 
| Mrs. Bizzy: "I am so sorry to hear | Such A Waste | 2 | 326901 | 
| Mrs. de Vere: "I suppose now | Her Views | 1 | 327397 | 
| Mrs. Goodheart: "I am soliciting for the poor. | Justification | 2 | 327041 | 
| Mrs. Green to Mrs. Jones | Life's Difficulties | 1 | 326789 | 
| Mrs. Hennessey, who was a late arrival | Occupations | 5 | 327523 | 
| Mrs. Hicks was telling some ladies | Cowards | 4 | 326864 | 
| Mrs. Hooligan was suffering from the common | Time | 1 | 327118 | 
| MRS. HOUSEN HOHM - "What is your name?" | Servants | 4 | 326934 | 
| MRS. JENKINS - "Mrs. Smith, | Irish Bulls | 2 | 326910 | 
| MRS. JONES - "Does your husband remember your wedding anniversary?" | Anniversaries | 2 | 327316 | 
| MRS. LITTLETOWN - "This magazine looks | Servants | 4 | 327319 | 
| Mrs. Lynks: "Jack, I have made up | Getting Even | 2 | 327481 | 
| Mrs. McKinley used to tell of a colored widow | Husbands | 5 | 326725 | 
| Mrs. Minnie Maddern Fiske, the actress, | Actors And Actresses | 4 | 327662 | 
| Mrs. Montague Smart (suddenly, to bashful youth, | Not What She Meant | 1 | 326956 | 
| Mrs. Muggins: "It's raining, | In A Fix | 2 | 327392 | 
| MRS. MURPHY - "Oi hear yer brother-in-law, | Time | 4 | 327226 | 
| Mrs. Murphy is very fat, | Half And Half | 3 | 327227 | 
| Mrs. Newlywed: "Oh, Jack, | Cooking | 1 | 327201 | 
| Mrs. Newlywed: "What does that | The Brute! | 3 | 326787 | 
| Mrs. Newlywed (on her first day's shopping): | Newlywed | 1 | 327637 | 
| Mrs. O'Flarity is a scrub lady, | Families | 4 | 327544 | 
| MRS. PECK - "Henry, what would you | Cowards | 3 | 327032 | 
| Mrs. Philpots came panting downstairs | Badges | 10 | 327691 | 
| MRS. POST - "But why adopt a baby when you | Children | 2 | 327038 | 
| Mrs. Profiteer: "No, we ain't | Her Views | 1 | 327376 | 
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