First Line |
Joke, Riddle or Giggle Title |
Lines |
Views |
Mother: "Why, what's the matter, darling?" |
Life's Difficulties |
4 |
326223 |
Mother: It is rude to whisper, Humphrey. |
Nothing New To Him |
2 |
326206 |
Mother (to child who has been naughty): |
Hope Springs Eternal |
2 |
326822 |
Mother (to little girl |
A Qualified Statement |
2 |
328233 |
Motor-Launch Officer |
Not What She Meant |
3 |
326197 |
Motto for the dining saloon |
Seasickness |
1 |
326752 |
Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited |
He Knew |
4 |
326839 |
Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited to a friend's |
He Knew |
4 |
328221 |
MR. E.N. QUIRE - "What are those women |
Woman Suffrage |
2 |
326648 |
Mr. Goodsole: "Well, what do you want?" |
Lantern |
2 |
326814 |
Mr. Graham: "Do you know, Miss F., |
Stag-nation |
3 |
326401 |
Mr. Harcourt, the Secretary of State |
Promoting |
1 |
326273 |
MR. HENPECK - "Are you the man who |
Heroes |
3 |
326243 |
MR. HENPECK - "Is my wife going out, Jane?" |
Husbands |
3 |
326379 |
MR. HILTON - "Have you opened that bottle of champagne, |
Champagne |
2 |
327055 |
Mr. Hiram Jones had just returned |
Travelers |
4 |
326245 |
MR. HOMEBODY - "I see you keep copies |
Husbands |
2 |
326552 |
Mr. Househunter: "I don't care for those flats |
Economy |
2 |
326765 |
Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story: |
After Dinner Speeches |
6 |
327342 |
Mr. McNab (after having his lease read over to him): |
Lease |
1 |
326745 |
Mr. Preacher," said a white man to a colored minister |
Bible Interpretation |
2 |
329144 |
MR. SLIMPURSE - "But why do you insist |
Love |
2 |
326402 |
Mr. X was a prominent member of the B.P.O.E. |
Excuses |
1 |
326430 |
Mrs. Bargain: "Oh, Ethel! |
Classified |
2 |
326510 |
Mrs. Bizzy: "I am so sorry to hear |
Such A Waste |
2 |
326388 |
Mrs. de Vere: "I suppose now |
Her Views |
1 |
326874 |
Mrs. Goodheart: "I am soliciting for the poor. |
Justification |
2 |
326512 |
Mrs. Green to Mrs. Jones |
Life's Difficulties |
1 |
326259 |
Mrs. Hennessey, who was a late arrival |
Occupations |
5 |
326984 |
Mrs. Hicks was telling some ladies |
Cowards |
4 |
326318 |
Mrs. Hooligan was suffering from the common |
Time |
1 |
326607 |
MRS. HOUSEN HOHM - "What is your name?" |
Servants |
4 |
326417 |
MRS. JENKINS - "Mrs. Smith, |
Irish Bulls |
2 |
326412 |
MRS. JONES - "Does your husband remember your wedding anniversary?" |
Anniversaries |
2 |
326797 |
MRS. LITTLETOWN - "This magazine looks |
Servants |
4 |
326806 |
Mrs. Lynks: "Jack, I have made up |
Getting Even |
2 |
326943 |
Mrs. McKinley used to tell of a colored widow |
Husbands |
5 |
326217 |
Mrs. Minnie Maddern Fiske, the actress, |
Actors And Actresses |
4 |
327070 |
Mrs. Montague Smart (suddenly, to bashful youth, |
Not What She Meant |
1 |
326455 |
Mrs. Muggins: "It's raining, |
In A Fix |
2 |
326856 |
MRS. MURPHY - "Oi hear yer brother-in-law, |
Time |
4 |
326682 |
Mrs. Murphy is very fat, |
Half And Half |
3 |
326675 |
Mrs. Newlywed: "Oh, Jack, |
Cooking |
1 |
326696 |
Mrs. Newlywed: "What does that |
The Brute! |
3 |
326265 |
Mrs. Newlywed (on her first day's shopping): |
Newlywed |
1 |
327117 |
Mrs. O'Flarity is a scrub lady, |
Families |
4 |
327010 |
MRS. PECK - "Henry, what would you |
Cowards |
3 |
326528 |
Mrs. Philpots came panting downstairs |
Badges |
10 |
327152 |
MRS. POST - "But why adopt a baby when you |
Children |
2 |
326516 |
Mrs. Profiteer: "No, we ain't |
Her Views |
1 |
326876 |
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