| First Line |
Joke, Riddle or Giggle Title |
Lines |
Views |
| Why not have an illuminated sign |
Tariff |
1 |
326855 |
| Why was it you never married again, |
Pensions |
2 |
327320 |
| WIFE (complainingly) |
Praise |
2 |
327130 |
| WIFE (on auto tour) |
Drinking |
2 |
326539 |
| WIFE - "I consider, John, |
Absent-Mindedness |
2 |
327112 |
| WIFE - "Please match this piece of silk |
Diplomacy |
3 |
326586 |
| WIFE - "Wretch! Show me that letter." |
Dressmakers |
4 |
326644 |
| Wife:--"Women are not extravagant |
Economy |
2 |
327267 |
| Wife: "Two bottles of ginger ale, |
Justification |
2 |
327442 |
| Wife: "George, is that you?" |
Home Life |
2 |
326316 |
| Wife: "I'm afraid you'll think me |
All In One Breath |
1 |
326872 |
| Wife: "My dear, we've simply |
Justification |
1 |
326736 |
| Wife: "Yes, dear. |
Justification |
2 |
327233 |
| Wife (at upper window): |
Not What She Meant |
3 |
326539 |
| Wife (enthusiastically): |
Too Sad For That |
2 |
326256 |
| Wife (referring to guest): |
Justification |
2 |
326598 |
| Wife (habitué of the Ring, |
The New Appreciation |
1 |
326698 |
| Wifey: "Henry, do you think me |
Too Enthusiastic |
3 |
326427 |
| William - - was said to be the ugliest, |
Flattery |
3 |
326747 |
| William Dean Howells is the kindliest |
Authors |
3 |
326940 |
| William had just returned from college, |
Heredity |
4 |
326928 |
| William J. Stevens, for several years |
Dogs |
4 |
326510 |
| William Phillips, our secretary of embassy at London, |
Choices |
3 |
326941 |
| William R. Hearst, who never touches liquor, |
Drunkards |
8 |
326681 |
| William, aged five, had been reprimanded |
Parents |
3 |
326727 |
| WILLIE - "All the stores closed on the day my uncle died." |
Boasting |
2 |
326911 |
| WILLIE - "Pa!" |
Altruism |
5 |
327011 |
| WILLIE - "Paw, what is the middle class?" |
Middle Classes |
2 |
326510 |
| Willie had a savings bank; |
Finance |
12 |
326736 |
| Willie to the circus went, |
Circus |
4 |
326628 |
| Willie's mother had told him that |
Prayers |
5 |
326485 |
| WILLIS - "He calls himself a dynamo." |
Debts |
2 |
327265 |
| WILLIS - "I wonder if there will ever be universal peace." |
Pensions |
2 |
327034 |
| WILLIS - "Some of these rich fellows seem |
Salvation |
2 |
326653 |
| WILLIS - "What's the election today for? |
Elections |
2 |
328000 |
| Winnie had been very naughty, |
Pleasure |
2 |
326360 |
| Winston Churchill, the young English statesman, |
Repartee |
4 |
326560 |
| Wishing to give his Scotch steward |
Champagne |
1 |
327120 |
| With a sigh she laid down the magazine |
Flattery |
3 |
326618 |
| With earth's first clay they did the last man knead, |
Pessimism |
8 |
326235 |
| With knowledge |
Knowledge |
1 |
327046 |
| Wolsey saved his life |
Mistake |
|
327309 |
| Woman - the only sex which |
Woman |
1 |
326650 |
| Woman laid on road on motorway |
Blind Prostitute |
1 |
333188 |
| WOMAN VOTER - "Now, I may as well |
Woman Suffrage |
1 |
326563 |
| Women do not really like |
Truth |
1 |
326546 |
| Women know |
Mothers |
8 |
326632 |
| Women's faults are many, |
Faults |
4 |
327486 |
| Wot cheer, Alf? Yer lookin' |
Work |
4 |
326482 |
| Wot's a minimum wage, Albert? |
Blue Blood |
2 |
326699 |
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