First Line |
Joke, Riddle or Giggle Title |
Lines |
Views |
Two old cronies went into a drug store |
Betting |
4 |
326605 |
Two old friends met, and immediately found |
Style |
4 |
326792 |
Two old salts who had spent most of their lives |
Arithmetic |
6 |
326615 |
Two Scotchmen met and exchanged |
Golf |
6 |
330504 |
Two Southern gentlemen, who were of very convivial habits, |
Drink |
4 |
326546 |
Two street pedlers in Bradford, |
Automobiling |
1 |
326729 |
Two weary parents once advertised: |
Children |
2 |
326263 |
Two women were leaving the theater after a performance |
Drama |
2 |
326376 |
Two young Americans touring Italy |
Travelers |
3 |
326635 |
Ullo, Bill, 'ow's things with yer? |
Suffragettes |
4 |
326901 |
Uncle Ephraim had put on a clean |
Wedding Anniversaries |
7 |
326868 |
Uncle Joe" Cannon has a way of speaking |
Public Speakers |
3 |
326936 |
Uncle Mose," said a drummer, |
Memory |
2 |
326965 |
Uncle Nehemiah, the proprietor of a ramshackle |
Courtship |
3 |
326932 |
Uncle Tom arrived at the station |
But He's On His Way |
6 |
327429 |
United States Senator Ollie James, |
Baldness |
5 |
327110 |
Up in Minnesota Mr. Olsen had a cow |
Damages |
3 |
327001 |
Urchin (contemptuously): |
A Qualified Statement |
2 |
328507 |
Vell, Ikey, my poy, |
Wills |
3 |
326851 |
Very frequently the winter highways |
Profanity |
4 |
326670 |
Vicar's Wife: "What are you children |
Blue Blood |
4 |
326605 |
VILLAGE GROCER - "What are you running for, sonny?" |
Fighting |
4 |
327224 |
Village Idiot: Beg pardon, mam, |
Troublesome Customer |
1 |
326711 |
VISITOR - "And you always did your |
Honesty |
2 |
327896 |
VISITOR - "Can I see that motorist |
Salesmen And Salesmanship |
3 |
326919 |
VISITOR - "What became of that other |
Wind |
2 |
327325 |
VISITOR - "You have a fine road leading from the station." |
Country Life |
2 |
326836 |
Voice (far off): |
Not Restricted |
2 |
326723 |
VOX POPULI - "Do you think you've boosted |
Newspapers |
2 |
327074 |
W.J. ("Fingy") Conners, the New York politician, |
Employers And Employees |
6 |
327944 |
WAITER - "Have another glass, sir?" |
Mothers-In-Law |
3 |
326862 |
Waitress: "He ain't no good, |
His Reputation |
1 |
326787 |
Wanted - A housekeeping man |
Business Women |
1 |
326966 |
WANTED: Burly beauty-proof individual |
College Students |
1 |
326908 |
Was Helen's marriage a success? |
Marriage |
2 |
327090 |
We admire the strict impartiality |
Marriage |
1 |
327127 |
We all know the troubles of a dramatist |
Dramatists |
3 |
327015 |
We are more particular nowadays about cleanliness |
Dirt |
2 |
326876 |
We call those poets who are first to mark |
Poets |
4 |
326973 |
We clip the following for the benefit |
Newspapers |
2 |
326848 |
We do not count a man's years, |
Age |
1 |
326969 |
We had a fine sunrise this morning, |
Habit |
2 |
327312 |
We may say of angling as Dr. Boteler |
Fishing |
1 |
327029 |
We must have a weak spot or two in a character |
Character |
1 |
327224 |
We used to think that the smartest man |
Hybridization |
1 |
326981 |
We were bounding along, |
Railroads |
4 |
326784 |
We will take as our text this morning, |
Absent-minded |
1 |
326987 |
Wealth has its penalties. |
Artists |
2 |
327204 |
Weary Willie slouched into the pawnshop |
The Gloomy Guest |
6 |
326756 |
Well! we've missed that confounded train. |
A Qualified Statement |
2 |
328884 |
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