First Line |
Joke, Riddle or Giggle Title |
Lines |
Views |
Ex-congressman Asher G. Caruth, |
Drinking |
5 |
326757 |
Ex-District Attorney Jerome, |
Honesty |
1 |
326762 |
Ex-President Taft on one of his trips |
Weather |
5 |
326810 |
Ex-senator Spooner of Wisconsin |
Public Speakers |
3 |
327712 |
Excuse me, officer, |
Life's Difficulties |
1 |
326736 |
FAIR VISITOR - "Why are you giving Fido's teeth |
Dogs |
2 |
326847 |
Faith is a fine invention |
Faith |
4 |
327401 |
Faith is believing |
Faith |
1 |
327430 |
Faith is that quality which leads |
Faith |
1 |
327308 |
Faith, Mrs. O'Hara, |
Twins |
2 |
326817 |
Fame is the feeling that you are |
Fame |
1 |
327522 |
Farewell! |
Farewells |
3 |
327015 |
Farmer Brown was an old-fashioned farmer. |
Declined With Thanks |
4 |
326926 |
Farmer Gray kept summer boarders. |
Bills |
5 |
327042 |
Farmer: "Would you like to buy |
Sales |
2 |
326801 |
Fate hit me very hard one day. |
Fate |
8 |
327440 |
FATHER (impressively) |
Future Life |
2 |
327726 |
FATHER (reprovingly) |
Liars |
2 |
326882 |
FATHER - "Mildred, if you disobey |
Time |
4 |
326651 |
FATHER - "Well, sonny, did you take your dog |
Musicians |
4 |
326912 |
Father's trip abroad did him so much good, |
Dining |
1 |
326917 |
Father," said a little boy, |
Wives |
3 |
326759 |
Father. |
Friends |
5 |
326704 |
FATHER: "My son will make a brilliant politician one day" |
Politicians |
3 |
326761 |
Father: "Don't know the French for cat, |
Hope Springs Eternal |
2 |
326815 |
Father: "Well, son, you certainly made |
Girls |
2 |
327200 |
Fire escape: A steel stairway |
Fire Escapes |
1 |
327084 |
First Burglar: "Say, Bill, |
Popular Opinion |
2 |
326628 |
FIRST DEAF MUTE - "He wasn't so very angry, was he?" |
Profanity |
2 |
326585 |
FIRST DOCTOR - "I operated on him for appendicitis. |
Physicians And Surgeons |
2 |
327315 |
FIRST ENGLISHMAN - "Why do you allow your wife |
Suffragettes |
2 |
326817 |
FIRST EUROPEAN SOCIETY LADY - "Wouldn't you like |
Kings And Rulers |
2 |
327041 |
First Flapper: "The cheek of that conductor! |
Justification |
3 |
326831 |
First Lady (effusively): |
Only Their Way |
2 |
326695 |
First Little Girl: What's your last name, |
The Gloomy Guest |
2 |
326883 |
FIRST MUSIC CRITIC - "I wasted a whole |
Criticism |
3 |
326675 |
First Sailor (searching vainly for his ship |
Lost |
2 |
326744 |
First Stenog. (reading): |
Fishy Record |
|
326810 |
First Theatrical Manager: "Do you have any trouble |
How He Did It |
2 |
326567 |
FIRST TRUSTEE - "But this ancient institution |
Colleges And Universities |
2 |
326688 |
First Voter: "So Mr. Jones has been elected. |
Enfranchisement Of Woman |
2 |
326827 |
Flag of truce, Excellency. |
War |
3 |
326913 |
Fleshy Miss Muffet |
Dogs |
6 |
326660 |
Flora: "I think that Maud has been |
Going Further |
2 |
326898 |
Flora: "I'm writing to tell Jack |
Letting Him Know |
3 |
326843 |
Fond Mamma: "I sometimes think, |
Blue Blood |
2 |
326721 |
For a man seldom thinks with more |
Dining |
1 |
326978 |
For every ill beneath the sun |
Remedies |
4 |
326797 |
For it comes to pass oft that |
Profanity |
1 |
326625 |
For little children everywhere |
Christmas Gifts |
4 |
326765 |
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