| First Line | Joke, Riddle or Giggle Title | Lines | Views | 
| Ma," exclaimed young Teddie, | A Future Financier | 3 | 329418 | 
| Madge: "Have you given Jack | Why, Indeed | 2 | 327271 | 
| MAGISTRATE (about to commit for trial) | Flattery | 2 | 327121 | 
| MAGISTRATE - "And what was the prisoner doing?" | Drunkards | 4 | 327575 | 
| MAGISTRATE - "You admit you stole the pig?" | Irish Bulls | 3 | 327642 | 
| Magistrate: "Can't this case | Ready And Willing | 2 | 327521 | 
| Magna Charta said that | Mistake | 1 | 327686 | 
| Maids are May when they are maids, | Wives | 1 | 327170 | 
| Malachi," said a prospective homesteader | Homesteads | 2 | 327454 | 
| MAMIE - "I believe in woman's rights." | Woman Suffrage | 3 | 327518 | 
| Mamma! | A Young Philosopher | 3 | 329786 | 
| Mamma," complained little Elsie, | Schools | 2 | 327340 | 
| Mamma: "It's very late, | Not What She Meant | 2 | 327130 | 
| MAN - "Is there any reason why I | Begging | 2 | 327143 | 
| Man wants but little here below | Wishes | 8 | 327401 | 
| Man-like is it to fall into sin, | Sin | 4 | 327560 | 
| MANAGER (five-and-ten-cent store) | Bargains | 2 | 327653 | 
| MANDY - "What foh yo' been goin'to de | Marriage Fees | 2 | 327110 | 
| Mankind are always happier | Happiness | 1 | 327877 | 
| Many a great man has been given credit | Dogs | 2 | 327390 | 
| Many a man creates | Opportunity | 1 | 327384 | 
| Many a man thinks he has become | Fame | 1 | 327999 | 
| Many a man who has suffered from tongue | Talking Machine | 2 | 327627 | 
| Many a man," remarked the milk toast philosopher, | Politics | 6 | 327076 | 
| Many a mayor is a friend to the people | Helpfulness | 8 | 327884 | 
| Many catalogers append notes to the main | Librarians | 7 | 327540 | 
| Many receive advice, | Advice | 1 | 327847 | 
| Maria Brown, | Epitaphs | 5 | 327970 | 
| MARION (just from the telephone) | Invitations | 3 | 327449 | 
| Mark Twain and Chauncey M. Depew once went abroad | After Dinner Speeches | 3 | 327451 | 
| Mark Twain at a dinner at the Authors' Club said: | Authors | 1 | 327664 | 
| Mark Twain constantly received letters | Resemblances | 5 | 327216 | 
| Mark Twain once approached a friend, | Sense Of Humor | 7 | 327255 | 
| Mark Twain once told this story: | Public Speakers | 2 | 327094 | 
| Marshall Field, 3rd, | Caution | 4 | 327486 | 
| Mary had a little lamb, | Marks(Wo)Manship | 4 | 327436 | 
| Mary," said the mistress, | Help | 2 | 327342 | 
| Master: "But why do you want | The New Appreciation | 2 | 327233 | 
| Master: "But, Jenkins, the name | Hope Springs Eternal | 2 | 326843 | 
| Matrimony is the | Marriage | 1 | 327846 | 
| MAUD - "That story you told | Gossip | 2 | 327777 | 
| Maud Muller, on a summer night, | Evidence | 8 | 327917 | 
| MAUDE - "I've just heard of a case | Fortune Hunters | 2 | 327541 | 
| MAUDE - "Jack is telling around | Love | 3 | 327297 | 
| Maude Adams was one day discussing | Spinsters | 4 | 327219 | 
| May all single men be married, | Men | 2 | 327222 | 
| May bad fortune follow you | Prosperity | 2 | 327751 | 
| May good humor preside when good fellows meet, | Good Fellowship | 2 | 327742 | 
| May poverty be always | Poverty | 1 | 327346 | 
| May we all travel through | Friendship | 1 | 327305 | 
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